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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,539 THERE YOU GO, DAVIS. IT'S $7.15. 2 00:00:06,639 --> 00:00:07,841 UH-HUH? 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,576 UH-HUH, SURE. 4 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:11,177 $7.15. 5 00:00:11,311 --> 00:00:12,912 NO, I'M AT THE GAS STATION. 6 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:15,582 I'M JUST PAYING NOW. IF ONLY THAT WERE TRUE. 7 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:16,916 $7.15. 8 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,552 OH, OKAY. BYE. 9 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:21,554 HOW MUCH? TEN BUCKS. 10 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,758 JUST TALKING ON MY NEW CELL PHONE. SEE HOW TINY IT IS? 11 00:00:24,891 --> 00:00:28,762 WHEN I WENT TO THE POLICE ACADEMY, CELL PHONES WERE THE SIZE OF A BRICK. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,931 I LIKED THAT SOUND EFFECTS GUY IN POLICE ACADEMY . 13 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,934 BANG, BANG, POW! 14 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,936 THE RECEPTION'S NOT GREAT, 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,873 BUT IT'LL GET BETTER ONCE THEY PUT IN THE NEW TRANSMITTER. 16 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:43,943 A GUY WHO CAN DO SOUND EFFECTS LIKE THAT SHOULD HAVE HOLLYWOOD AT HIS FEET. 17 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,715 HELLO. 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,984 NO, I DIDN'T LOSE IT, DAD. 19 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:54,621 HOW COULD I BE TALKING TO YOU ON IT IF I LOST IT? 20 00:00:54,621 --> 00:00:57,657 ALL RIGHT, GOODBYE. 21 00:00:57,757 --> 00:01:00,794 BOY, THAT SURE IS A SMALL CELL PHONE. 22 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,496 HOW DID YOU GET ONE SO SMALL? 23 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:06,900 OH, I DON'T KNOW. SOME GUYS ARE JUST LUCKY I GUESS. 24 00:01:13,373 --> 00:01:16,009 STOMP, STOMP, SLAM. 25 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:22,916 ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪ 26 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:26,419 ♪ THEN TELL ME THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪ 27 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:29,856 ♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪ 28 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:36,096 ♪ YOU THINK THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 29 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,799 ♪ LOOK CLOSER BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪ 30 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:43,436 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪ 31 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,539 ♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 32 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,444 LACEY, I LOVE BEING MAYOR, 33 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,813 BUT THIS IS THE WORST PART OF MY JOB. 34 00:01:53,913 --> 00:01:55,815 WHAT? HAVING TO WEAR THAT BUTTON? 35 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:57,584 NO. I-- 36 00:01:57,684 --> 00:01:59,152 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BUTTON? 37 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,520 WELL, I--I DON'T GET IT. 38 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,155 "I HEART" AND THEN THE-- 39 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,358 A PICTURE OF A DOG AND THE RIVER. "I LOVE DOG RIVER." 40 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,393 WELL, WHY HAS IT GOT FIVE LEGS? 41 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:08,495 THAT'S A LINE. 42 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,797 IT--IT MEANS HE'S JUMPING. YOU KNOW, WHOOSH. 43 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,032 OH. I THOUGHT IT WAS A RAT. 44 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,234 I HATE RATS. 45 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,535 ANYWAY. 46 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:18,238 I SAW A SWARM OF THEM IN THE FIELD. 47 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,340 IS A GROUP OF RATS A SWARM? 48 00:02:20,340 --> 00:02:21,741 HOW MANY WERE THERE? 49 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:22,842 WELL, TWO. 50 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,744 THEN I'D CALL THAT A COUPLE. 51 00:02:24,744 --> 00:02:26,880 DO YOU THINK RAT TRAPS ARE HUMANE? 52 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,081 I DON'T KNOW. 53 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:29,382 I HOPE NOT. 54 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,217 RATS, UGH. 55 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:33,820 LOOK, I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU. 56 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:37,357 YOUR APPLICATION TO JOIN THE DOG RIVER CHAMBER OF COMMERCE 57 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,492 HAS BEEN REJECTED. 58 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,095 YOU--YOU REJECT PEOPLE FROM THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE? 59 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:43,897 WE CAN'T ACCEPT EVERYONE THAT APPLIES. 60 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,633 WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TURN DOWN? 61 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:48,434 JUST YOU. 62 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,542 HEY, JACKASS. 63 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:57,377 WHERE'S THE SHUFFLEBOARD TABLE? 64 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,778 IT'S GONE. 65 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:01,714 WHAT? DID IT GROW LEGS AND WALK OUT OF THE BAR? 66 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:04,684 NO. IT GOT KICKED OUT BECAUSE IT CALLED ME A JACKASS. 67 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,553 YOU CAN'T HAVE A BAR WITHOUT SHUFFLEBOARD. 68 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,721 MIGHT AS WELL GET RID OF THE DARTBOARD. 69 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,256 WE NEVER HAD A DARTBOARD. 70 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,458 I WAS THROWIN' DARTS IN HERE ON SATURDAY. 71 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:13,693 YEAH, I KNOW. 72 00:03:13,793 --> 00:03:15,395 BUT WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE? 73 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:17,397 THE CLAW? THAT'S FOR KIDS. 74 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:20,200 MIGHT AS WELL TURN THE PLACE INTO A PETTING ZOO. 75 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:23,937 DO YOU WANT A BUNCHA KIDS IN HERE WITH ZEBRAS AND KITTY CATS? 76 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,040 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PETTING ZOO, HAVE YOU? 77 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:33,379 YOU LIKE THIS CLAW SO MUCH, MAYBE THE CLAW SHOULD GET YOUR TIP. 78 00:03:36,482 --> 00:03:40,620 OH, I WAS WRONG, PAUL. THIS CLAW'S FUN. I LIKE THIS CLAW. 79 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:44,157 CALL EMMA, 'CAUSE I'M NOT COMIN' HOME. 80 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:47,460 HEY, I GOT ONE. 81 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:51,898 HAVE YOU SEEN THESE BUTTONS? 82 00:03:51,998 --> 00:03:54,901 "I HEART" AND THEN THERE'S A DOG 83 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,338 WITH LIKE, A STICK IN IT. 84 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,241 IT'S A LINE COMING OFF THE DOG SHOWING HE'S THINKING, 85 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,376 "I LOVE DOG RIVER." 86 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,479 HE'S INSIDE HIS OWN THOUGHT BALLOON. 87 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:09,282 ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DO THAT? 88 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:12,051 DO YOU THINK MY NEW CELL PHONE IS SMALL? 89 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,953 I DON'T KNOW. 90 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:17,156 BRENT'S GOT A SMALLER ONE. 91 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,360 I MEAN I WASN'T LOOKING AT IT ON PURPOSE. 92 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,363 HE HAD IT OUT AND I JUST GLANCED AT IT. 93 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:24,998 RIGHT. 94 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,799 BUT MINE IS SMALL, RIGHT? 95 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:29,836 I MEAN HOW SMALL WOULD YOU SAY IS NORMAL? 96 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:32,739 YOU GET AN INACCURATE IDEA BECAUSE YOU SEE SMALLER ONES 97 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:35,541 IN MOVIES AND MAGAZINES AND STUFF. 98 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:39,078 BUT FOR A NORMAL PERSON'S CELL PHONE, MINE IS SMALL, 99 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:41,481 SMALLER THAN AVERAGE. 100 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:45,018 I DON'T THINK ANYONE REALLY CARES AS LONG AS IT WORKS. 101 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,455 SO YOU ACTUALLY GOT REJECTED BY THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE? 102 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:50,857 OUCH. 103 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:54,360 YEAH. THEY SAID I WASN'T INVOLVED IN THE COMMUNITY ENOUGH. 104 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,198 WHAT EXACTLY IS A CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, ANYWAY? 105 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:00,400 I DON'T KNOW. 106 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,903 THERE'S A CHAMBER AND THEY GO IN THERE AND DO COMMERCE. 107 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:05,872 CHAMBER? WHAT KINDA CHAMBER? 108 00:05:05,872 --> 00:05:08,374 SO I'M THINKING OF WAYS I COULD GET INVOLVED. 109 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,576 MAYBE I COULD COACH JUNIOR SPORTS OR SOMETHING. 110 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,979 I WAS PRETTY GOOD AT TRACK AND FIELD. 111 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,882 THE TOWN DOESN'T HAVE A TRACK. YOU COULD COACH FIELD. 112 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,583 UGH, A FIELD FULL OF RATS. 113 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:18,584 WHAT? 114 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:20,620 IS THE CHAMBER AIRTIGHT? 115 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:22,055 WHY WOULD IT BE AIRTIGHT? 116 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,623 AREN'T ALL CHAMBERS AIRTIGHT? 117 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,558 A TORTURE CHAMBER'S NOT AIRTIGHT. 118 00:05:25,558 --> 00:05:27,894 IF IT WAS, THE TORTURE GUY WOULD DIE. 119 00:05:27,894 --> 00:05:30,496 THEY'RE NOT GONNA MEET IN A TORTURE CHAMBER, BRENT. 120 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:32,498 I MEAN, GEEZ. ARE THEY? 121 00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:33,933 YOU KNOW WHAT? 122 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,002 MAYBE I COULD RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY. 123 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,837 I KNEW A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER 124 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:41,274 WHO RAISED 600 BUCKS BY SHAVING OFF HIS MOUSTACHE. 125 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,677 I'M NOT SUGGESTING YOU HAVE A MOUSTACHE. 126 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:48,881 NOTHIN' GOOD EVER HAPPENED IN A CHAMBER. THAT'S MY POINT. 127 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:51,317 WHAT DID YOU MEAN A FIELD FULL OF RATS? 128 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,419 A BUNCHA PEOPLE MEETIN' IN A CHAMBER. 129 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,722 IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KINDA CULT TO ME. 130 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:57,223 IT'S NOT A CULT, HANK. 131 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,892 THEY JUST NEED TO SEE THAT I HAVE COMMUNITY SPIRIT. 132 00:05:59,992 --> 00:06:03,463 WHY DON'T YOU GET ONE OF THOSE "I LOVE DOG RIVER" PINS, 133 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:06,599 YOU KNOW, WHERE THE GOAT'S GOT THE SPEAR-- 134 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,301 GIVE ME A ROLL OF LOONIES. 135 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,303 UH. OH, OSCAR, I ONLY HAVE ONE. 136 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,871 WHAT IF SOMEBODY ELSE WANTS LOONIES? 137 00:06:12,004 --> 00:06:13,439 SAY YOU DON'T GIVE CHANGE. 138 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,441 WHAT DO YOU NEED LOONIES FOR, DAD? 139 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,076 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 140 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,745 SHUT UP. 141 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:23,116 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GET RAT TRAPS. 142 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,752 OH, DAD. YOU DROPPED YOUR... 143 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,889 BUNNY. 144 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,549 IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH, DAVIS? 145 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:59,485 NO, JUST BROWSING. 146 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:01,154 FOR PARAFFIN? 147 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,789 THAT'S RIGHT. 148 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,824 I'LL TAKE THIS ONE. 149 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:09,996 HELLO? 150 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:12,765 ALL RIGHT, IT'S 10:30 AND I'M CALLING YOUR CELL PHONE 151 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,267 LIKE YOU WANTED. OKAY? 152 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,635 OH. 153 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,937 OKAY, I--HANGING UP NOW. 154 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:20,907 OH, THANK YOU . 155 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,508 OH, OKAY. 156 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,510 BYE-BYE. 157 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,913 MY NEW CELL PHONE. 158 00:07:27,046 --> 00:07:29,248 DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE A NEW CELL PHONE? 159 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,651 YEAH. I HAD SOME, UH, BATTERY PROBLEMS, 160 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:35,087 SO I REPLACED IT WITH THIS NEW UNIT. 161 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,156 CHECK IT OUT. 162 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,525 WOW! 163 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,194 I THOUGHT BRENT'S WAS SMALL. 164 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:44,130 THIS MAKES HIS LOOK LIKE SOMETHING FROM A SOVIET SUBMARINE. 165 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,933 I SUPPOSE IT'S A LITTLE BIT SMALLER. 166 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:48,968 ACTUALLY, I KNOW IT'S SMALLER. 167 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:51,604 I SAW THEM SIDE BY SIDE IN THE STORE. 168 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:55,374 DO YOU GET GOOD RECEPTION ON THAT? 169 00:07:55,374 --> 00:07:58,511 IT'LL GET BETTER ONCE WE GET THE NEW TRANSMITTER. 170 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,213 COOL PHONE, DAVIS. 171 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:04,350 WELL, SO LONG AS IT WORKS. 172 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:07,787 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 173 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,789 DAVIS DROVE INTO THE CITY 174 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,492 JUST TO GET A NEW CELL PHONE TO OUTDO ME. 175 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:16,529 WHO CARES THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, PATHETIC. BIG PHONE? 176 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:25,471 THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, LACEY. 177 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:29,308 OH, WELL, YOU KNOW ME, ALWAYS INVOLVED IN THE COMMUNITY. 178 00:08:29,408 --> 00:08:31,811 WELL, NORMALLY OSCAR GIVES ME A HAND. 179 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,313 BUT THESE DAYS HE'S ALWAYS DOWN AT THE BAR. 180 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,849 AT FIRST I THOUGHT HE WAS IN THERE DRINKING, 181 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,651 BUT NOW I'M GETTING WORRIED. 182 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,786 IF YOU YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT, 183 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,989 PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO COME BY THE RUBY. 184 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:47,126 I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS KIND OF A COMMUNITY OUTREACH CENTRE. 185 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,829 WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 186 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:53,833 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET INTO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. 187 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,103 OH, NOT ME. 188 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,972 BUNCH OF PEOPLE SITTIN' AROUND A CHAMBER. 189 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,509 WELL, LISTEN, I'LL BE INTERACTING WITH YOU 190 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,711 IN AND AROUND THE COMMUNITY. 191 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:08,548 HEAR ABOUT THE OLD GRAIN ELEVATOR? 192 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:11,984 YEAH, I HEAR THEY'RE KNOCKIN' HER DOWN. 193 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:14,787 IT'S BEEN HERE ALMOST 70 YEARS. 194 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,090 WELL, I SUPPOSE IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY THE TOWN'S CHANGIN'. 195 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,292 EXCUSE ME. 196 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:21,994 DID YOU SAY THEY'RE TEARING DOWN THE GRAIN ELEVATOR? 197 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,229 NO. 198 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:25,798 I SAID THEY'RE KNOCKIN' IT DOWN. 199 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,469 SNOOPY MAGOO. 200 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,472 THERE WAS A TIME YOU COULD WALK DOWN THE STREET 201 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:35,341 AND NOBODY WOULD TALK TO YA. 202 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,812 HEY, WHY DOES THIS COW HAVE FIVE LEGS? 203 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,014 WELL, THAT MEANS IT'S JUMPING OR SOMETHING. 204 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:45,051 PUT THE BUTTON DOWN FOR A SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME. 205 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,485 ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP? 206 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:50,222 OKAY, I HEARD THESE TWO OLD GUYS TALKING ABOUT THE GRAIN ELEVATOR. 207 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:53,025 AH, YOU'RE LOSING ME. I'M GOING BACK TO THE BUTTON. 208 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,927 BRENT, THEY'RE TEARING IT DOWN. 209 00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:57,863 TWO OLD GUYS ARE GONNA TEAR DOWN AN ENTIRE GRAIN ELEVATOR? 210 00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,633 THIS COULD BE MY COMMUNITY PROJECT. 211 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,868 I GET THE ELEVATOR DECLARED A HISTORIC SITE, 212 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:04,904 THAT WAY THEY WON'T TEAR IT DOWN, 213 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:07,073 AND I GET INTO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. 214 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:09,208 WHY WOULD THEY DECLARE IT A HISTORICAL SITE? 215 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,210 IT'S JUST A GRAIN ELEVATOR. 216 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,646 DOESN'T BEING ON THE PLANET FOR ALMOST 70 YEARS 217 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:17,149 AUTOMATICALLY LEND SOME SORT OF DIGNITY AND IMPORTANCE? 218 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:23,089 WHAT YA LOOKIN' AT? 219 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,424 I STILL SAY IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 220 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:28,194 ALL RIGHT. WE'LL GO TO THE LIBRARY, DO SOME RESEARCH. 221 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,729 THANK YOU. 222 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,766 IS THAT YOUR PHONE? YEAH. 223 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,068 WELL, ARE YOU GONNA ANSWER IT? 224 00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,069 NO. 225 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,671 WHY NOT? 226 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,573 BECAUSE WANDA WILL MAKE FUN OF ME. 227 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,575 HEY, HEY, BIG PHONE. 228 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,678 I CAN HEAR YOUR BIG PHONE RINGING FROM WAY OVER HERE. 229 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:48,848 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 230 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,016 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 231 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,751 YOU'RE GOING THROUGH MY PURSE. 232 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:54,387 SO? CAN'T I GO THROUGH YOUR PURSE IN PRIVATE? 233 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,790 YOU'RE GETTING COINS FOR THAT CLAW MACHINE DOWN AT THE HOTEL BAR. 234 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,327 I'M HOT. THERE'S A FUZZY LOBSTER OVER THERE WITH MY NAME ON IT. 235 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,029 YOU'RE HOOKED, OSCAR. 236 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,330 YOU'RE NUTS. 237 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,765 OH, YOU'RE HOOKED. 238 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,535 YOU'RE SAYING I'M HOOKED SO I'LL QUIT JUST TO SHOW YOU I'M NOT HOOKED. 239 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,471 WELL, IT WON'T WORK. I'M NOT HOOKED AND I WON'T QUIT. 240 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,207 FORK OVER THE COINS SO I CAN GET MY LOBSTER. 241 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,710 OH, SORRY I TRIED TO TRICK YOU. 242 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:21,614 YOU PLAY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO, NOT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO. 243 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,215 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 244 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:26,652 NO, NO, NO, I PLAY BECAUSE I WANT TO. IT IS MY FAULT. 245 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,654 PLEASE, GO TO THE BAR. 246 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:31,490 STAY ALL NIGHT, I WON'T WAIT UP. 247 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:36,929 WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO PLAY ALL NIGHT? 248 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,731 I'LL STOP WHEN I WANT TO. 249 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:39,932 YOU WON'T STOP. 250 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,234 OH, YEAH? WHAT IF I STOP RIGHT NOW? 251 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,469 PLEASE. 252 00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:45,104 I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN. 253 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:49,308 NO MORE CLAW. 254 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:53,979 JUST DON'T COME CRYING TO ME IF YOU NEED A FUZZY LOBSTER. 255 00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:01,687 WHAT YA DOIN'? 256 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,056 NOTHIN'. 257 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,792 JONESIN' FOR THE CLAW? 258 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,094 WHAT? 259 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,695 YOU'VE GOT A HABIT. 260 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:11,097 YOU'RE NUTS. 261 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,798 YOU'LL HAVE TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM 262 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:14,667 BEFORE YOU ADMIT YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 263 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,769 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE, YA KNOW. 264 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,072 FOR A WHILE, THERE, I, UH... 265 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:25,177 I WAS ADDICTED TO WHACK-A-MOLE. 266 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:27,012 THE PARK IS CLOSING, SIR. 267 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:30,015 BACK OFF! I'M ON A ROLL. 268 00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:31,617 DID THAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN? 269 00:12:31,717 --> 00:12:34,053 WHETHER OR NOT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED ISN'T THE POINT. 270 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:37,757 THE POINT IS I GOT HELP. I CALLED A HOTLINE. 271 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:41,794 I DON'T NEED TO CALL A STUPID HOTLINE AND TALK TO SOME JACKASS. 272 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:44,497 YOU KIDDIN' ME? HOTLINES ARE THE BEST. 273 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,565 YOU KNOW WHO I CALL? I GET-- 274 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,470 I CALL THE PRODUCT INFORMATION NUMBER ON THE SIDE OF THE TOOTHPASTE. 275 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,672 IT'S GREAT. 276 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,374 ONLY THEY DON'T PICK UP ANYMORE. 277 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:57,376 I THINK THEY GOT THAT CALL DISPLAY. 278 00:12:57,476 --> 00:12:59,278 MAN, AM I IN THE WRONG BUSINESS. 279 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,548 YOU KNOW WHERE THE REAL MONEY IS? 280 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,650 RAT TRAPS. 281 00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,354 OH, HI, DAVIS. 282 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,189 I BROUGHT YOU SOME PARAFFIN. 283 00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:14,093 I SAW YOU EYEBALLING IT AT THE STORE AND FIGURED YOU FORGOT. 284 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,095 WELL, UH, THANKS. 285 00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,297 OH, BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS? 286 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,833 A NEW CELL PHONE. CHECK IT OUT. 287 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,369 WOW. LOOK AT THAT. IT'S MINUSCULE. HEY, DAVIS? 288 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,871 SEE IT? YOU WANT ME TO HOLD IT CLOSER? 289 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:28,007 I THOUGHT YOU HAD A CELL PHONE. 290 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,209 OH, I GAVE THAT TO MY MOM. 291 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:32,578 SHE LOVES IT, USES IT ALL THE TIME. 292 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,480 HOLD IT. 293 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,918 WHEN WE GET THE NEW TRANSMITTER THE SIGNAL WILL BE DIGITAL, 294 00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,953 I'LL GET THE TIME FROM A SATELLITE. 295 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,589 SO I'LL KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS IN OUTER SPACE. 296 00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:44,790 THAT IS SO USEFUL. 297 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,492 AND IT'S GOT A COLOUR SCREEN. 298 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:50,095 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE THAT, IT'S SO SMALL. 299 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,931 ANYWAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY ANXIOUS TO DO 300 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,533 SOME CANNING OR WHATNOT WITH THAT PARAFFIN. 301 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,168 IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS, 302 00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,337 JUST GIVE ME A CALL, ANYTIME. 303 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,206 I HAVE A CELL PHONE. 304 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,846 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO CANNING. 305 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:12,017 GIVE ME LOONIES, AND DON'T TELL EMMA. 306 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,153 SURE THING. 307 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,655 YOU ON A HEALTH KICK OR SOMETHING? 308 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,157 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 309 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:21,093 YOU NEVER DRINK ANYMORE. YOU JUST SIT THERE PLAYING CLAW. 310 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,395 THE OTHER NIGHT I POURED YOU A BEER, 311 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,531 YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRINK IT. 312 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,671 ROCK BOTTOM. 313 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,209 HEY, BRENT, GOOD NEWS. 314 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,912 I JUST TALKED WITH THE MINISTRY OF CULTURE. 315 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,181 THEY'RE DECLARING THE GRAIN ELEVATOR AN HISTORICAL SITE. 316 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,515 HEY, THAT'S GREAT. 317 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,417 THANKS FOR HELPING ME WRITE THAT LETTER. 318 00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:46,752 YOU DID ALL THE WORK. 319 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,420 YOU PICKED THE FONT. 320 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,689 YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH TIMES NEW ROMAN. 321 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,892 I WISH YOU'D LET ME USE THE CLIPART. 322 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,793 YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T THINK THAT 323 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,829 STARS AND RAINBOWS WERE GONNA HELP, THOUGH. 324 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,898 ALL RIGHT. LET'S NOT RE-FIGHT THIS BATTLE. 325 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,900 YOU DID SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE TOWN. 326 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,534 I DID, DIDN'T I? 327 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,738 DO YOU WANT TO ANNOUNCE THE GOOD NEWS AT THE BAR TONIGHT? 328 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,973 HMM, GO TO A BAR, AT NIGHT? 329 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,676 A LITTLE UNORTHODOX, BUT ALL RIGHT. 330 00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,817 ANONYMOUS GAMBLING HOTLINE. 331 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:22,154 MY NAME IS, AH, OSCAR LEROY, L-E-R-- 332 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,790 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, SIR. WE DON'T USE LAST NAMES. 333 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,159 WHAT, YOU DON'T USE LAST NAMES? 334 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,161 THIS IS THE ANONYMOUS GAMBLING-- 335 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,297 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I CALLED YOU. 336 00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,299 YOU CAN JUST MAKE UP A NAME. 337 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:36,302 WELL, THAT'S A SLOPPY WAY TO-- WHO AM I TALKING TO? 338 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:39,071 My name is Brad. BRAD WHO? 339 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,140 We don't use-- DON'T USE LAST NAMES. 340 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,075 I GET IT, JACKASS. YOU KNOW WHAT? 341 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:45,477 MAYBE I'LL TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE. 342 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,514 YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER, SMART GUY! 343 00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,717 WHO WAS THAT? 344 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,419 BRAD. 345 00:15:56,855 --> 00:16:00,359 HEY, UH, GUYS, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUTTON? 346 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,494 FOR GOD'S SAKE. ENOUGH ABOUT THE BUTTON. 347 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,997 THE DOG LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOT AN EXTRA TAIL 348 00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:07,333 OR LINE OR SPEAR IN IT OR SOMETHING. 349 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,269 SHE'S RIGHT. WHOEVER DID IT CAN'T DRAW. 350 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:11,737 I DREW IT. 351 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,739 OH, THE HEART'S GOOD, THOUGH. 352 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:16,575 THE DOG NEEDS WORK, BUT THE HEART'S REALLY GOOD. 353 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,077 IT LOOKS LIKE A HEART. 354 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:21,080 YOU DID THE LETTER "I" WELL. REALLY WELL. 355 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,615 YOUR LACK OF CIVIC SPIRIT IS DISTURBING. 356 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,118 DON'T THINK THE BRETHREN WON'T BE SPEAKING OF THIS 357 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,654 AT THE NEXT CHAMBER OF COMMERCE MEETING. 358 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,992 WAY TO GO. 359 00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:40,199 HEY, OSCAR, HOW DID IT GO WITH THE HOTLINE? 360 00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,234 I'M BANNED FROM THE HOTLINE. 361 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,737 REALLY? AFTER JUST ONE CALL? 362 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,673 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. IT TOOK ME, LIKE, SIX TIMES. 363 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:51,910 I'M NOT GONNA PLAY CLAW TONIGHT. 364 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,114 GOOD FOR YOU, OSCAR. YOU GOT WILLPOWER. 365 00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:58,050 THAT'S NOT THE REASON I'M NOT GONNA PLAY TONIGHT. 366 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,551 OH. 367 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:00,919 HEY, EMMA. 368 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,355 GET LOST. 369 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,097 HEY, BRENT. 370 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,099 ARE YOU READY TO GIVE THE ANNOUNCEMENT 371 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,235 THAT'LL ROCKET ME INTO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE? 372 00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,270 I HAVEN'T DONE MY VOCAL WARM-UPS, BUT-- 373 00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,039 OKAY, LET'S SEE IT. 374 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,040 WHAT? 375 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,575 COME ON, RIGHT NOW. PUT IT ON THE TABLE. 376 00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,380 I GOT A LITTLER ONE. 377 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,250 SPECIAL ORDER, JUST ARRIVED FROM HONG KONG. 378 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,520 YOU CAN'T GET A SMALLER CELL PHONE IN NORTH AMERICA. 379 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,988 WOW, THOSE ARE SMALL. 380 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,256 THAT'S RIGHT. 381 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,357 AWW. 382 00:17:38,357 --> 00:17:41,060 THEY'RE LIKE, KINDA LIKE LITTLE GIRL PHONES. 383 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,561 WHAT? 384 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:44,997 LOOK AT YOU TWO WITH YOUR TINY LITTLE PHONES. 385 00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:46,498 THEY'RE LIKE BARBIE PHONES. 386 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,534 THEY ARE NOT BARBIE PHONES. 387 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,102 THEY'RE SPY PHONES. 388 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,737 WHATEVER YOU SAY, SMALL PHONE. 389 00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:53,872 WHAT WILL GONNA GET NEXT, EASY BAKE OVENS? 390 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:55,774 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SMALL IT IS. 391 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,409 AS LONG AS IT WORKS. 392 00:17:57,509 --> 00:17:58,977 HMM. 393 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,612 DO THEY WORK? 394 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,916 WELL, NO. 395 00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,351 WE DON'T REALLY GET SERVICE YET. 396 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,354 BUT THEY'LL WORK BETTER WHEN THE TOWN GETS THE NEW TRANSMITTER. 397 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,856 AW, YEAH, THAT'LL BE GOOD. 398 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:15,194 THEN YOU CAN CALL EACH OTHER AND TALK ABOUT THE POWER PUFF GIRLS. 399 00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:16,495 SHE'S JUST JEALOUS. 400 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,497 PHONE ENVY. 401 00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,099 HELLO? 402 00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,536 AND HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. 403 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,272 SORRY ABOUT ALL THE LOONIES. 404 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:34,046 OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE, GO AHEAD. 405 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,849 EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODY. 406 00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:41,420 UM, BRENT AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE. 407 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,555 I'VE GOT TERRIBLE NEWS, EVERYBODY. 408 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,058 THEY'RE NOT BUILDING THE CELL PHONE TOWER. 409 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,393 WHAT HAPPENED? 410 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,929 THE PHONE COMPANY COULDN'T GET THE LAND THEY WANTED. 411 00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,398 THEY WANTED TO PUT IT BY THE TRAIN TRACKS, 412 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,400 BUT SOME FOOL HAS GONE AND DECLARED 413 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,670 THE GRAIN ELEVATOR AN HISTORIC SITE. 414 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,572 THE GRAIN ELEVATOR? 415 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,541 WHERE ALL THE RATS ARE COMING FROM? 416 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:06,078 THIS TOWN WOULD BE RAT FREE IF IT WASN'T FOR THAT EYESORE. 417 00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:09,615 GETTIN' RID OF THAT ELEVATOR WOULD BE ANOTHER WAY THIS TOWN IS CHANGIN'. 418 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,316 CHANGING FOR THE BETTER. 419 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,318 OKAY, NOW, LOOK, EVERYONE. 420 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,621 I--I KNOW THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS 421 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,657 AND WE'RE ALL VERY ANGRY AT WHATEVER IDIOT COST US 422 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:24,096 OUR CELL PHONE TOWER, BUT-- WELL, LACEY WAS SAYIN' SOMETHING 423 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,632 AND I THINK WE SHOULD LET HER FINISH. 424 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,600 NO. GO AHEAD, LACEY. 425 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,502 UH, WELL. 426 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:34,640 WELL, I WAS, UH, I WAS JUST GOING TO ANNOUNCE THAT, UM, 427 00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,676 THAT DOWN AT THE RUBY WE'RE, UH... 428 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,780 WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THE SOUP. 429 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:45,083 TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DIFFERENT SOUP OF THE DAY. 430 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,454 BUT ISN'T THE SOUP OF THE DAY DIFFERENT EVERY DAY? 431 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:53,058 AND WE ARE GONNA CONTINUE WITH THAT. 432 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,562 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 433 00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,730 BRENT, WHAT WAS YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT? 434 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,500 OH, UH, , I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY 435 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:06,438 THAT, UH, I SUPPORT HER IN--IN THE SOUP THING. 436 00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:09,975 CHANGING THE SOUP EVERY DAY TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE. 437 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,610 AW. 438 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,019 LET'S DRINK. 439 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,656 WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA CALL IT AN EARLY ONE. 440 00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:26,558 YEAH, ME--ME TOO. 441 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:29,161 BIG DAY TOMORROW WITH THE SOUP THING. 442 00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,729 WHOO. 443 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,631 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY. 444 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:37,736 GOODNIGHT MOM. GOODNIGHT DAD. 445 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,172 YEAH. YEAH. 446 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,174 YES! 447 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:45,811 HEY, PAUL. 448 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,547 I SEE YOU GOT RID OF THE CLAW MACHINE. 449 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,148 YEAH, IT MADE ME SOME MONEY. 450 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,851 BUT I SAW WHAT IT WAS DOING TO THE COMMUNITY 451 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,820 AND THAT'S NOT WHAT PAUL KINESTINO'S ABOUT. 452 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,221 SO I REPLACED IT. 453 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,523 HOW YOU LIKIN' THE V.L.T. 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