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D I DEMA
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D I DEMAND
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D I DEMAND RESTITUTION
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D I DEMAND RESTITUTION.
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MRS. JENSEN, I CAN'T
BE GIVING YOU YOUR MONEY BACK
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EVERY TIME
YOU RENT A BAD MOVIE.
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
BAD MOVIES ARE OUT THERE?
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WELL, THIS STORE HAS
CERTAINLY GONE DOWNHILL.
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YOU'RE AWARE THAT WE DON'T
PRODUCE THE MOVIES, RIGHT?
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YOUR FATHER ALWAYS KEPT
THE CUSTOMER IN MIND.
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO CUSTOMER SERVICE?
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HAVE YOU EVER, PERSONALLY,
HEARD THE PHRASE,
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"THE CUSTOMER
IS ALWAYS RIGHT"?
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THIS PLACE IS JUST GOING
TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET.
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IS THIS MY HAPPY PLACE?
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YES. I'M THE ANGEL OF GOOD TIMES
AND NO HASSLES.
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AND I'M THE ANGEL OF READILY
AVAILABLE FOOD AND REFRESHMENTS.
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OOH. WHAT HAVE I DONE
TO DESERVE THIS?
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DON'T TALK SILLY.
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YOUR PUDDING BATH
IS READY.
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THE CUSTOMER WAS
ALWAYS NUMBER ONE.
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OSCAR ALWAYS TREATED
PEOPLE WITH GREAT RESPECT.
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HEY, JACKASS, STOP TALKING
TO THIS OLD WING NUT
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AND PUMP MY GAS.
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WELL, HE'S A
PEOPLE PERSON.
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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HEY, LACEY,
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MIND IF I PUT THIS UP
IN YOUR WINDOW?
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TALENT SHOW?
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
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HOW CAN I DESCRIBE IT?
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IT'S A THING WHERE, UH,
PEOPLE SHOW THEIR, WHAT
DO YOU CALL IT, TALENT.
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I HAVE A HANDLE ON
THE CONCEPT.
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LET ME KNOW IF THERE'S
ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO.
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DONE. YOU CAN
BE THE JUDGE.
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OH, NO. I COULDN'T DO THAT.
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I'M NOT DECISIVE ENOUGH.
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SURE YA ARE.
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YEAH?
YEAH.
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OKAY. MAYBE I AM.
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I'LL DO IT, I--I THINK.
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NOW I JUST NEED TO
FINISH THE SET DESIGN.
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I'M THINKING
SOMETHING SHINY,
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BRIGHT COLOURS, RED, GREEN,
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FLASHING LIGHTS.
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SO, OLD CHRISTMAS
DECORATIONS?
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YEAH.
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FINE. YOU DECK THE HALLS, BUT
I'M NOT DONNING ANY GAY APPAREL.
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OKAY.
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CAN I GET THE CHECK,
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IF YOU'RE NOT MENTALLY EXHAUSTED
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FROM WRESTLING WITH
THE TV TIMES CROSSWORD PUZZLE?
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I LOVE THIS. IT MAKES ME
FEEL BRILLIANT.
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BLANK DREAM OF JEANNIE,
ONE LETTER.
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WISH ME LUCK.
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A DREAM OF JEANNIE,
YOU DREAM OF JEANNIE.
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HELLO, DOG RIVER.
I'M BACK.
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WHO'S THAT?
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HI, EVERYBODY.
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I'M A BIG,
LOUD-MOUTHED JERK.
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THAT'S MY COUSIN CARL.
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I'M GOING TO GET PLANT FOOD.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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WHY ARE YOU GETTING
PLANT FOOD?
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BECAUSE MY TOMATOES ARE
PATHETIC AND WRINKLING.
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AND WHEN THINGS ARE
PATHETIC AND WRINKLY,
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THEY NEED FOOD.
EAT YOUR SANDWICH.
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WHY WASTE MONEY
ON A WHOLE NEW BOX?
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WE GOT PLANT FOOD
IN THE BASEMENT.
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I'LL GET IT.
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YOU CAN'T FIND
ANYTHING DOWN THERE.
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JUST WATCH ME.
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THERE, TOLD YA.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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EMPTIES.
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WHERE'S MY PLANT FOOD?
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GO BUY SOME.
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I'M GONNA TAKE THESE BACK
AND GET MY DEPOSIT.
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COULD YOU PICK ME
UP SOME PLANT--
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FOOD?
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ANYWAY, I'M LOVIN'
ENGLAND.
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHO I MET LAST WEEK.
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KING ARTHUR?
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PITT THE ELDER?
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STING, STING.
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HE WAS IN MY LAUNDRY ROOM
IN MY CONDO.
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HUH? STING, HE DOES
HIS OWN LAUNDRY.
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CARL'S LUCKY ENOUGH
TO RUB SHOULDERS WITH
THE RICH AND FAMOUS.
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BUT WE'RE REAL LUCKY,
'CAUSE WE GET TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
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I MUST HAVE LEFT MY
MANNERS ON BRITISH AIRWAYS.
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I'M CARL VAWN. LACEY BURROWS.
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SO WHAT BRINGS YOU
BACK TO DOG RIVER?
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BRITISH AIRWAYS,
APPARENTLY.
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OH, I'M HEADIN'
TO VANCOUVER.
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MY COMPANY OPENED
A BRANCH OFFICE,
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SO I'M ON
A SCOUTING MISSION.
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GOOD FOR THEM.
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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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NO, GOOD THEY
SENT YOU AWAY.
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HANK!
HEY!
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COME HERE,
YA DAFFY MOPE!
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BRENT, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THE INSULTS?
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WHAT?
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EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS
MOUTH, YOU SHUT HIM DOWN.
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YOU PUT "JERK"
INTO THE PHRASE
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"BEING A JERK TO
BRENT'S COUSIN CARL."
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
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HE'S ONE OF THOSE GUYS
WHO PUSHES MY BUTTONS,
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YOU KNOW, WALKING AROUND
IN THAT SUIT LIKE HE'S...
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WHO'S THAT GUY
IN THE SUIT?
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THE MAN FROM GLAD?
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SURE.
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HE GRINDS MY GEARS,
IS ALL.
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TRY AND BE CIVIL.
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I HAVEN'T HAD A FIGHT
IN HERE FOR THREE DAYS.
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I'LL TRY.
WATCH ME BE NICE.
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THERE YOU GO.
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IT'S CARL.
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CARL, I'M GONNA DO MY
MAGIC ACT IN THE TALENT SHOW.
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YOU GONNA
STICK AROUND?
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PLEASE STAY, CARL,
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IF YOU CAN TEAR YOURSELF AWAY
FROM STING.
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NOT THAT STING'S GONNA
BE AT THE TALENT SHOW.
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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YA, CARL.
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NICE NICENESS.
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YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.
ALL RIGHT.
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TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS.
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HUH?
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OOH, HEY, SNAZZY WATCH.
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YOU WANT ME TO GET THAT
FIXED FOR YA OR SOMETHIN'?
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NAH. IT'S YOURS, PAL.
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AW, THANKS.
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COME ON, HANKY,
COME ON.
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WHO WANTS THE WATCH?
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HEY, DOGGY, DOGGY,
DOGGY, DOGGY!
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GOOD BOY.
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NOW YOU'RE
MY BEST FRIEND.
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KISS ME.
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MMM-MMM.
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THAT'S A NICE
GIFT, HEY, BRENT?
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OH, WOW, A TRINKET.
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A QUALITY TRINKET.
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WHAT? IT'S NICE.
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EXCUSE ME, I HAVE GAS--
STUFF.
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LOOK HERE, BUDDY. HEY?
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IT TELLS THE TIME
ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE TIME IN ENGLAND?
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IT'S SEVEN HOURS AHEAD,
SO YOU...
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LOOK AT THAT,
IT'S 10:00 IN ENGLAND.
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HO-HO-HO!
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
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HOW COOL IS THAT?
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HEY, A ROUND OF COFFEES
ON ME, HUH?
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I'LL SEE YA LATER.
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SEE YA.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU CAN TURN ANY WATCH
AHEAD SEVEN HOURS.
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WHAT'S UP, BRENT, HEY?
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YOU TOOK OFF LIKE
A SCALDED CAT.
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NICE IMAGE.
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STILL WORKIN' FOR
THE OLD MAN, HUH?
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NO.
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IN FACT,
I OWN THE PLACE NOW.
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WELL, YAY.
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LOOK, BRENT, I KNOW
I HAVEN'T KEPT IN TOUCH.
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WELL, DON'T SWEAT IT.
THINGS CHANGE.
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THIS IS DOG RIVER.
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THINGS STAY THE SAME.
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THE PEANUTS IN THE VENDING
MACHINE HAVE BEEN AROUND
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SINCE I WAS IN
HIGH SCHOOL.
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BRENT, I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL
THAT THERE'S SOME JEALOUSY HERE,
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THAT, YOU KNOW,
SOMEHOW MY SUCCESS HAS, WELL,
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MADE YOU FEEL EMASCULATED.
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THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL.
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EMASCULATED MEANS...?
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LIKE YOU'RE NOT A MAN.
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THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL.
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LOOK, THE FEELINGS YOU'RE
HAVING, THEY'RE NORMAL.
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JUNG ONCE SAID THAT
WE ALL HAD A NEMESIS,
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AN OPPOSITE,
A SURROGATE...
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ANGELS?
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HELLO?
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HEY, HOW ARE THE
CHILI DOGS COMIN'?
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SORRY, BUDDY,
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WE FINISHED 'EM OFF.
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WE LIKE HIM, BECAUSE
HE KNOWS WHAT
EMASCULATED MEANS.
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OH, CARL, THAT SUIT
MAKES YOU LOOK
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AS SEXY AS
THE MAN FROM GLAD.
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OH-HO-HO-HO.
LET'S LAUGH AT BRENT.
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BRENT? BRENT?
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HEY, PAY ATTENTION, HUH?
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DON'T MAKE FUN
OF MY PEANUTS.
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BRENT, DO YOU HAVE
ANY PLANT FOOD?
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OH, CARL!
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AUNT EMMA.
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I HEARD YOU WERE IN TOWN.
GIVE US A HUG.
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YOU HERE LONG?
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I THINK I'M LEAVING
SOONER THAN I THOUGHT.
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NONSENSE.
YOU'RE COMING FOR DINNER.
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ROAST PORK,
MASHED POTATOES.
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BRENT, YOU BE THERE TOO.
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AND ASK LACEY TO JOIN US.
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AND DON'T FORGET
THE PLANT FOOD.
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YOU THINK WE CAN HAVE ONE
PLEASANT MEAL WITH YOUR MOM
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WITHOUT YOU GETTING ALL WEIRD
AND DEFENSIVE?
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I'M NOT WEIRD
AND DEFENSIVE.
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RIGHT.
SEE YA AT 5:00.
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WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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HEY, OSCAR.
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WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR,
LIQUOR OR INSURANCE?
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NEITHER.
I'M DROPPIN' OFF.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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A BIRTHDAY CAKE!
WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE?
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IT'S A CASE OF EMPTIES.
A BUCK TWENTY.
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STUBBY HEIDELBERGS?
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STUBBY WHO?
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I CAN'T TAKE THESE.
THEY DON'T USE THESE ANYMORE.
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I BOUGHT 'EM HERE,
I'LL RETURN 'EM HERE.
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THEY DON'T USE THEM ANYMORE.
THEY'RE NO GOOD.
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WELL, MAYBE MY BUSINESS
IS NO GOOD TO YA.
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MAYBE YOU COULD
SELL THEM ON eBAY.
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THEY'RE NOT GONNA
TAKE THEM AT THE BAY!
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SORRY, OSCAR, THERE'S
NOTHING I CAN DO.
235
00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,987
LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO RUIN
A 20-YEAR BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP,
236
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:15,888
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
237
00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,290
MY BUSINESS IS TO--
238
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:18,558
YOUR BUSINESS--
239
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:20,793
MY BUSINESS IS YOUR BUSINESS!
240
00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:24,096
I'LL NEVER SET FOOT
IN THIS DIVE AGAIN!
241
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,966
WHAT IF YOU
NEED INSURANCE?
242
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,602
THE GUY SAYS
I'M NOT A MAN.
243
00:09:29,702 --> 00:09:31,971
I'M NOT EMASCULATED,
I JUST DON'T LIKE CARL.
244
00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:33,773
WHY ON EARTH NOT?
245
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:37,109
I JUST DON'T LIKE THE GUY.
THERE'S NO REASON.
246
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,946
IT'S JUST LIKE EVERYTHING
HE DOES DRIVES ME CRAZY, OKAY?
247
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,281
DO I HAVE TO BE FRIENDS
WITH EVERYBODY?
248
00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:46,419
WELL, CARL JUNG SAYS WE
ALL HAVE A SHADOW FIGURE,
249
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,021
A--A KIND OF NEMESIS.
250
00:09:49,155 --> 00:09:51,757
IN FACT, I ACTUALLY
FOUND MINE.
251
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,493
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I MARRIED HIM.
252
00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,062
CARL.
253
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,630
HE TRIES TO BE FOLKSY
254
00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,532
AND THEN TALKS ABOUT
BRITISH AIRWAYS.
255
00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,167
REAL FOLKSY,
YOUR HIGHNESS.
256
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:03,669
IT'S JUST AN AIRLINE,
BRENT.
257
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,006
ALTHOUGH ONE YOU COULD
NEVER AFFORD TO FLY ON.
258
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,307
EMASCULATED.
259
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,110
I'M NOT EMASCULATED.
HE'S EMASCULATED.
260
00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,012
A BIG, SOFT CITY WIMP NOW.
261
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,348
I'M MORE OF A MAN
THAN HE IS.
262
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,383
HERE'S YOUR TAPIOCA.
263
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:18,851
HOW'S YOUR HEADACHE?
264
00:10:18,951 --> 00:10:20,720
REAL BAD.
265
00:10:23,522 --> 00:10:25,524
COME ON, BE IN
THE TALENT SHOW.
266
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,561
I'LL BE THE VENTRILOQUIST
AND YOU CAN BE MY PUPPET.
267
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,763
IT'LL BE FUN.
268
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,865
WHY DON'T YOU
WANT TO DO THIS?
269
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:34,834
BECAUSE IT'S
NOT DIGNIFIED.
270
00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,637
POLICE OFFICERS NEED TO BE
RESPECTED BY THE COMMUNITY.
271
00:10:37,737 --> 00:10:39,071
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
272
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,339
HEY!
273
00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,741
GOT YOUR GUN?
274
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,142
UH, I THINK SO.
275
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,111
GOOD. I NEED YOU TO
ARREST SOMEBODY.
276
00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:46,312
WHAT HAPPENED?
277
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,315
WES HUMBOLT WON'T GIVE ME
A BUCK TWENTY FOR EMPTIES.
278
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:51,784
SAYS THEY'RE NO GOOD
JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OLD.
279
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,053
A REALLY NICE WAY
TO TREAT A SENIOR.
280
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,988
WE CAN'T ARREST HIM
FOR THAT.
281
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,957
YOU CAN'T OR YOU WON'T?
282
00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,959
I BOUGHT THOSE BOTTLES
IN GOOD FAITH.
283
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:01,827
I JUST WANT A BUCK TWENTY.
284
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,829
WES WON'T TAKE THEM.
I'M A SENIOR!
285
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:04,997
OH, HEY!
286
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,632
I WAS JUST
TALKIN' TO WES
287
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:10,302
AND, UH, HE ASKED ME
TO GIVE YOU THIS MONEY.
288
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,673
AND HE SAID HE WAS SORRY.
289
00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,076
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN THIS
TO GET BACK MY BUSINESS.
290
00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,211
A FORMAL APOLOGY
IS IN ORDER!
291
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,315
NICE POLICE WORK.
292
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,619
WILL YOU BE MY PUPPET
IN THE TALENT SHOW?
293
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:28,254
NO.
294
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:31,157
FINE. I'LL GET A SOCK.
295
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,762
THOSE POTATOES WERE
DYNAMITE, AUNT EMMA,
296
00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,898
JUST LIKE
I REMEMBER.
297
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,001
WHAT? THEY DON'T HAVE
POTATOES IN ENGLAND?
298
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,903
WHAT ARE THOSE, EMMA,
SOME PICTURES?
299
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,237
YEAH.
300
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,940
BRENT AND CARL WHEN
THEY WERE IN SCHOOL.
301
00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:50,076
OH, MA, DON'T.
THAT'S HUMILIATING.
302
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:53,012
I'VE GOT FEATHERED HAIR,
I LOOK LIKE A FAT SEAN CASSIDY.
303
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:55,414
WERE YOU GUYS ON
THE GONG SHOW ?
304
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,850
NO, THAT'S SHECKLE AND JEKYLL,
OUR COMEDY ROUTINE.
305
00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,351
REMEMBER THAT, BRENT?
306
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:02,354
YOU TWO WERE SO FUNNY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT--
307
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,824
MA, WE DON'T WANT TO DO
THE ACT NOW.
308
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,692
I WASN'T GOING
TO SAY THAT.
309
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,527
I THINK YOU
SHOULD DO IT
310
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:11,197
AT THE TALENT SHOW
ON SATURDAY NIGHT. YEAH.
311
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,065
AH. WELL, THAT'S MUCH WORSE.
312
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,934
OH, DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
313
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,869
WHAT ARE YA,
EMASCULATED?
314
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,337
I'M NOT.
315
00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:21,774
I JUST--IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO
THE OTHER PERFORMERS, IS ALL.
316
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,809
WELL, I'M GAME.
317
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:26,512
COME ON, STOP BEING SUCH
A NO FUN FREDDY.
318
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:28,180
FINE, THEN.
WE'LL DO THE ACT.
319
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,715
YEAH.
320
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:31,517
NO FUN FREDDY?
321
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,452
HERE IT IS,
322
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:37,223
THE MAIDEN BATCH
OF OSCAR-BRAU.
323
00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,325
THIS IS A PILSNER.
324
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,862
I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
AND LET IT SIT ALL AFTERNOON.
325
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,464
I LEFT TORONTO
TO GET AWAY FROM
THE POLLUTION.
326
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,101
GEEZ, DAD, DID YA MIX
THIS IN A SKIDOO BOOT
327
00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,636
OR A CROW'S NEST?
328
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,805
AH, YA SISSY.
IT'S LIKE A BELGIAN BEER.
329
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,473
NOT THE BELGIUM
I'VE BEEN TO.
330
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,642
I SUPPOSE YOU'VE BEEN
TO THE GOOD BELGIUM.
331
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:57,810
BRENT.
332
00:12:57,910 --> 00:13:00,045
I CAN'T. I'M DRIVING.
333
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:03,783
IT TASTES LIKE YOU BEAT A SKUNK
TO DEATH WITH A SALMON.
334
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:07,019
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT,
BUT I GOT NO CHOICE.
335
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,921
WES WON'T GIVE ME
MY DEPOSIT.
336
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,756
TOO STUBBY.
BOTTLES ARE BOTTLES.
337
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,558
I ONLY WANT A BUCK TWENTY.
338
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,393
I'M A SENIOR!
339
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,628
THAT REMINDS ME, DAD.
340
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,330
I WAS TALKING TO WES
EARLIER AND, UH,
341
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:19,765
HE'S CHANGED HIS MIND.
342
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:20,699
WHAT?
343
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,135
HE WANTS BYGONES
TO BE BYGONES.
344
00:13:23,235 --> 00:13:24,470
OKAY.
345
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,205
THERE, OSCAR,
YOU GOT YOUR WAY.
346
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,840
NOW YOU CAN
DUMP THAT SWILL.
347
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,341
I GOT MY PRIDE.
348
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,677
UNTIL I GET A FORMAL APOLOGY,
349
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:34,547
THE OSCAR-BRAU FACTORY
IS IN FULL OPERATION.
350
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,782
SO, BOTTOMS UP.
351
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,826
BOTTOMS UP.
352
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,928
UGH!
353
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,543
AW, DID YOU HAVE TO
USE THE SCARY SANTA?
354
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,879
THAT THING GIVES ME
THE HEEBIE JOJEEBIES.
355
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,814
WHAT? IT'S FESTIVE.
356
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,649
YEAH, THE SAME WAY
HUMAN SACRIFICE
357
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,920
IS CONSIDERED FESTIVE
IN SOME CULTURES.
358
00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:17,823
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
359
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:20,392
THIS DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE POTTERY CLASS.
360
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,361
IT'S THE TALENT SHOW.
361
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:24,063
TALENT SHOW?
362
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,765
BUT IT--IT'S--THAT--
THAT'S NOT TILL THE 12th.
363
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:27,766
YEAH.
364
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,869
AND TODAY'S ONLY
THE 12th.
365
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,570
NO, THAT WATCH
CARL GAVE ME,
366
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,706
IT SAYS--IT SAYS
IT'S THE 11th?
367
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,707
HUH?
368
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,509
HMM. WELL, MAYBE IT'S
THE 11th IN ENGLAND.
369
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,378
I SAY TO WES,
BOTTLES ARE BOTTLES.
370
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,380
WHAT ARE YOU RUNNIN'?
I'M A SENIOR.
371
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,382
THAT REMINDS ME.
372
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:46,085
WES WANTED ME TO GIVE
YOU THE BUCK TWENTY.
373
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:48,287
HE WANTS TO FORGET
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
374
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,788
THANK YOU.
375
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,232
HELLO AND WELCOME, EVERYONE,
376
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:03,402
TO THE 17th ANNUAL
DOG RIVER TALENT SHOW.
377
00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,072
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
CHUCK DRAGNER'S
378
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:09,541
PRE-OWNED FARM EQUIPMENT.
379
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,809
STAND UP, CHUCK.
380
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,914
IF YOU CAN'T TRUST THE CHUCK
YOU'RE TALKING TO,
381
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,816
YOU'RE TALKING TO THE WRONG GUY
NAMED CHUCK.
382
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:21,086
GEEZ, CHUCK, YOU'VE GOT TO
COME OUT WITH A BETTER SLOGAN.
383
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,355
ANYWAYS,
384
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:24,690
FIRST UP.
385
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:27,593
HEY, CONSTABLE BLONDIE.
386
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,728
WHAT DO YOU CALL
A BLONDE POLICE OFFICER
387
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:32,031
SITTING IN A VOLKSWAGEN?
388
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,834
UH, FAR FROM THINKING?
389
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:40,806
FAR FROM THINKING.
390
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:46,545
HOW MANY BLONDE ROOKIES DOES IT
TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
391
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:50,115
I DON'T KNOW. I'M STUPID.
392
00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,817
BOO!
393
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:54,520
I THINK HE'S MAKING FUN OF YOU.
394
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,624
COULD I GET A TYPE
OF ANIMAL, PLEASE?
395
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,193
ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL.
396
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:02,661
DOG!
397
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,764
ALL RIGHT, A DOG.
398
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,338
VOILA!
399
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:15,708
HELLO, I'M SERGEANT DAVIS.
400
00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:20,813
I LIKE TO EAT DOUGH -NUTS.
401
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,417
WE'RE SHECKLE
AND JEKYLL.
402
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:27,519
I'M MURRAY SHECKLE.
AND I'M DR. JEKYLL.
403
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,254
I'M A CATSKILLS
COMEDIAN.
404
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,658
AND I'M A BRILLIANT
SCIENTIST WITH AN
EVIL DEMON LURKING WITHIN.
405
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,661
ALL RIGHT, YOU NAME ANY ELEMENT
FROM THE PERIODIC TABLE.
406
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,996
HMM. HOW ABOUT BORON?
407
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,398
BORON.
10.81.
408
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,601
NO, NO, JEKYLL.
409
00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:45,270
YOU KNOW HOW YOU GET WHEN
YOU DRINK THAT STUFF.
410
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,774
♪ NOW IT'S TIME TO GO
WE HOPE YOU LIKED OUR SHOW ♪
411
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:52,611
♪ IF THE LONDON COPS GET ME,
I'LL BE PUT ON DEATH ROW ♪
412
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:54,813
♪ WE'RE SHECKLE AND JEKYLL
AND HYDE! ♪
413
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:56,815
YES!
414
00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,785
PRETTY SLICK, EMMA.
WHAT?
415
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,621
YOU KNEW IF YOU GOT THEM
TO DO THEIR ACT,
416
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:03,922
THEY'D PATCH
THINGS UP.
417
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,991
THAT OR THEY'D
HAVE DUKED IT OUT.
418
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,993
EITHER WAY IT WOULD
HAVE BEEN ENTERTAINING.
419
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,796
SO HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME
THE MONEY FOR THE EMPTIES.
420
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,664
THANK YOU.
421
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,366
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
422
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,835
GET READY FOR THE MAGICAL,
MYSTICAL MAGIC
423
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,304
OF THE GREAT
HANK-OLIO!
424
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,108
THANK YOU.
425
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,847
UH, BEFORE I START, I JUST
WANTED TO SAY THAT, WELL,
426
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,084
I GOT THE DAY WRONG, SO I'M--
I'M NOT--I'M NOT QUITE READY.
427
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,687
BUT THE SHOW
MUST GO ON.
428
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,128
NOW THESE RINGS ARE STEEL,
429
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,230
OR--OR CHROME--
430
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,833
OR, UH, YOU KNOW,
ANY KINDA SHINY METAL.
431
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,103
SIR, CAN YOU VERIFY
THAT THESE RINGS
432
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,805
ARE INDEED UNBREAKABLE,
433
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,075
IF--IF THEY WERE HERE?
434
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,945
HEY, LOOK, EVERYBODY.
IT'S THE GREAT DESCRIBO.
435
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,047
NOW, THERE IS NOTHING
UP MY SLEEVES.
436
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,083
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY
SLEEVES, HANK.
437
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,051
CARL, GIVE THE GUY
A BREAK.
438
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,120
COME ON, THIS GUY'S
WORSE THAN DAVIS.
439
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,055
I THOUGHT DAVIS
WAS HILARIOUS.
440
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,023
THANKS, EMMA.
441
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,058
NOT YOU, DAVIS,
THE PUPPET DAVIS.
442
00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:14,626
YOU KINDA SUCKED.
443
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:23,235
IT WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE, UH,
THE RINGS WERE TOGETHER
444
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,070
AND--AND THEN
I PULLED THEM APART.
445
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,372
AND IT--AND IT--IT WOULD
HAVE LOOKED REALLY, UH,
446
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:28,874
REALLY COOL.
447
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:32,344
TAH DAH!
448
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,646
THANK YOU.
449
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:46,625
AND, NOW, HERE TO ANNOUNCE
TONIGHT'S WINNER IS OUR JUDGE.
450
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,894
LACEY BURROWS, EVERYONE!
451
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,398
HI.
452
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,567
WELL, IT WAS REALLY CLOSE,
453
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,936
SO HARD FOR ME TO PICK
ONE WINNER.
454
00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:02,641
THEY WERE ALL SO, UH--WELL,
LET'S JUST GET RIGHT TO IT.
455
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:08,347
THE WINNER OF THE 17th ANNUAL
DOG RIVER TALENT COMPETITION IS
456
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,449
THE MYSTIFYING HANK-OLIO.
457
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,518
HANK YARBO, EVERYBODY!
458
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,191
HANK?
459
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,393
WHAT DO YA MEAN, HANK?!
460
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,463
HE DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE AN ACT!
461
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:26,265
I SHOULDA WON!
462
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:29,434
YOU YOKELS WOULDN'T KNOW
A GOOD THING IF YOU SAW IT!
463
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,671
OOH! HICK TOWN!
I NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE.
464
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,274
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
465
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,842
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
466
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,014
HANK?
467
00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,782
WHAT THE HELL YA
TALKIN' ABOUT?
468
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,984
I'M A BIG
LOUD-MOUTHED JERK.
469
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:48,487
BRENT'S REALLY FUNNY.
HE SHOULD HAVE WON.
470
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,222
HE CARRIED ME.
471
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,224
BRENT'S A GREAT GUY!
472
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,826
HE DOES MAKE A POINT.
473
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,229
I DON'T KNOW HOW
WE ALL MISSED IT,
474
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:59,198
BUT CARL IS
KIND OF A...
475
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,832
DINK.
476
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:04,136
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A
VERY SENSITIVE DINK METER.
477
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,904
I WISH I HADN'T
HEARD THAT.
478
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,673
YOU WISH?
479
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:10,108
IT WAS NICE OF YOU, LACEY,
LETTING HANK WIN.
480
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,744
LETTING HIM WIN?
I DIDN'T LET HIM WIN.
481
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,048
HANK WAS LEGITIMATELY THE
MOST ENTERTAINING ACT HERE.
482
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,250
YOU GUYS WERE LAME.
483
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,419
I HAD YOU BEHIND
THE BALLOON GUY.
484
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,088
WELL, THAT'S IT FOR
TONIGHT'S SHOW, EVERYBODY.
485
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,257
BUT, BEFORE WE GO,
IF ANYBODY HAS $1.20
486
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,759
FOR OSCAR TO SHUT UP ABOUT
THE BOTTLE THING,
487
00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:29,094
HE'S IN THE CORNER.
488
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,463
I'M A SENIOR!
489
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,339
WELL,
490
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,441
WHAT THE--?
491
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,011
Mrs. Jensen:
WHAT IS THIS?
THE LAST ACTION HERO.
492
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,147
HOW CAN YOU RENT THIS
WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN CARRY
493
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,516
THE FIRST ACTION HERO?
494
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,952
MORE DOGS, BOYS?
495
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,954
YES, PLEASE.
496
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,289
YOU?
497
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,524
MMM, DON'T MIND IF
I DO, THANK YOU.
498
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,927
YOU KNOW, BRENT, I REALLY
THOUGHT YOU DESERVED
499
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,795
TO WIN THAT TALENT SHOW.
500
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:06,198
WELL, THANKS FOR SAYING THAT,
MAN FROM GLAD.
501
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,200
BUT IT'S BETTER
THAT HANK WON.
502
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,003
THAT SUIT MAKES YOU LOOK
REALLY GOOD, BY THE WAY.
503
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,971
THE SUIT DOESN'T
MAKE ME LOOK GOOD.
504
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:15,340
I MAKE THE SUIT LOOK GOOD.
505
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,577
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506
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:20,412
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Closed Captioning Services Inc.
507
00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,214
www.verticalsync.com
508
00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:25,684
♪ I DON'T KNOW THE SAME THINGS
YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
509
00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:33,625
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I JUST DON'T KNOW ♪
510
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:40,832
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511
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:44,870
♪ FULL OF NOTHIN' BUT SPACE ♪
512
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,872
♪ AND IT'S MY HAPPY PLACE ♪
513
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,509
♪ I DON'T KNOW
YES YOU DO ♪
514
00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:54,513
♪ YOU JUST WON'T ADMIT IT ♪
515
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,716
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YOU DON'T KNOW ♪
516
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,686
WE'RE ON THE INTERWEB AT
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517
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:03,689
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518
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