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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,803 --> 00:00:05,805 WHAT ARE YA DOIN'? 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,807 JUST A LITTLE GAME I PLAY. 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:11,111 THIS IS A BOARD THAT SAYS WHO'S BOUNCED CHEQUES HERE. 4 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:14,247 DAD PUTS THEIR NAMES UP TO SHAME THEM INTO PAYING. 5 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,383 HAVING YOUR NAME WRITTEN IN CHALK. 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,284 THERE'S A SHAME THAT NEVER GOES AWAY. 7 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,453 OH, HERE HE COMES. SO WHAT'S THE GAME? 8 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:21,988 WATCH. 9 00:00:21,988 --> 00:00:26,192 MORE BOUNCED CHEQUES? CHEAP SONS OF--WHO IS IT? 10 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:30,196 PETER PARKER? WHO'S THAT? IS HE FROM TOWN HERE? 11 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:35,435 AND WHO'S THIS JEAN-LUCK PIKARD? 12 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:38,171 I THINK THAT'S JEAN-LUC PICARD. 13 00:00:38,171 --> 00:00:42,976 WHAT A HANDLE. MARGE SIMPSON? 14 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,944 THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 15 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:47,881 SHE'S BOUNCED CHEQUES HERE BEFORE, I THINK. 16 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:53,353 DON'T TAKE CHEQUES FROM MARGE SIMPSON OR THAT FRENCH GUY. 17 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,021 THIS IS FUN FOR YOU? 18 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:59,459 HE'S STILL TRYING TO TRACK DOWN ARTHUR FONZARELLI. 19 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:03,129 ♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪ 20 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:06,633 ♪ THEN TELL ME THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪ 21 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:09,969 ♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪ 22 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:16,309 ♪ YOU THINK THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 23 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:19,979 ♪ LOOK CLOSER BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪ 24 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:23,650 ♪ AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪ 25 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:27,654 ♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪ 26 00:01:30,790 --> 00:01:33,493 HEY, BRENT, THERE'S SOMETHIN' I WANNA RUN BY YA. 27 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:37,130 I GOT AN IDEA THAT WILL SUCK A MILLION TOURISTS INTO DOG RIVER. 28 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,099 YOU READY FOR THIS? 29 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,301 I BET THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! 30 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,470 THE WORLD'S BIGGEST. 31 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,708 COULD YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE? WORLD'S BIGGEST WHAT? 32 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,277 I DON'T KNOW. I SEE. 33 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,847 SO THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SOMETHING? 34 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:55,148 EXACTLY. 35 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:57,484 MOOSE JAW'S GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MOOSE. 36 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,319 TISDALE'S GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST BUMBLEBEE. 37 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:01,287 AND UP THE ROAD AT WULLERTON, 38 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,256 THEY GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MAGPIE. 39 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:06,092 IT DRAWS IN TOURISTS LIKE SOME KINDA... 40 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,361 LIKE A... 41 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:10,563 UM... UH... 42 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,135 TOURIST MAGNET? 43 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,737 YEAH. LIKE--LIKE A MAGNET FOR TOURISTS. 44 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,806 VEGREVEILLE HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST EASTER EGG. 45 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,809 PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER COME AND SEE THAT. 46 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:26,513 IT'S THE NEW VEGAS. EXACTLY. 47 00:02:26,513 --> 00:02:29,949 I FIGURE IF WE CAN COME UP WITH SOME KINDA, YOU KNOW, 48 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,552 WORLD'S BIGGEST SOMETHIN' OR OTHER, 49 00:02:32,552 --> 00:02:35,488 PEOPLE WILL STOP IN DOG RIVER AND CHECK OUT OUR THING. 50 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,591 PUT THAT IN THE BROCHURE, "CHECK OUT OUR THING." 51 00:02:38,591 --> 00:02:41,327 AND THEY'LL STOP IN HERE TO GET THEIR GAS 52 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,998 AND THEIR DRINKS AND THEIR SMOKES AND SNACKS AND WHATNOT. 53 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,767 ACTUALLY, HANK, I THINK YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHIN'. 54 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,669 EVERYONE, HANK HAS HAD A GOOD IDEA. 55 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,404 SOMEONE CIRCLE THE CALENDAR. 56 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:52,906 VERY FUNNY. 57 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:55,875 I'M GONNA BRING THIS UP AT THE TOWN MEETING. 58 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:58,611 ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP, LET ME KNOW. 59 00:02:58,611 --> 00:03:02,015 BE AT THE TOWN MEETING? NO. 60 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,884 COULD YOU PASS THE KETCHUP? 61 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:06,719 OH, YEAH, SURE. 62 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,321 AH! 63 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,790 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 64 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:12,725 I PULLED A MUSCLE IN MY NECK. 65 00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,260 LIFTING KETCHUP? 66 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:15,995 YEAH. 67 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:18,765 I THREW MY BACK OUT THE OTHER DAY, SHAVING. 68 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:21,467 OH, I USED TO BE IN SUCH GREAT SHAPE. 69 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:24,270 NOW I CAN FEEL IT ALL SLIPPIN' AWAY. 70 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,639 YOU'RE GETTIN' OLD. I'M NOT OLD. 71 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,575 YOU'RE NOT YOUNG. 72 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:30,944 THIS IS THE WAY IT GOES, DAVIS. 73 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:34,314 ONE DAY IT DAWNS ON YA THAT YOU'RE STARTIN' TO GET OLD. 74 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:37,150 AND THEN IT DAWNS ON YA THAT YA ARE OLD. 75 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:40,186 THEN IT DAWNS ON YA THAT EVERY SECOND THAT TICKS BY 76 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,355 IS JUST ANOTHER INCH THAT YOU'VE DRAGGED 77 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,458 YOUR TIRED CARCASS TOWARDS YOU OWN COLD GRAVE. 78 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:48,127 THEN ONE DAY STUFF STOPS DAWNIN' ON YA, 79 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:51,097 'CAUSE YA DIED. 80 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:53,566 EVER DONE ANY MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING? 81 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,935 YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO IT. 82 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,773 JUST GIVIN' HIM THE BENEFITS OF MY WISDOM. 83 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,643 IT'S THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT BEING OLD. 84 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,345 YOU ARE NOT OLD, OSCAR. 85 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:08,615 GO ON. I'M 63, AND I LOOK 73. 86 00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:10,216 YOU DO NOT. 87 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:12,785 YOU ARE A DAMN FINE LOOKING MAN, OSCAR LEROY, 88 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:14,787 AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT. 89 00:04:16,356 --> 00:04:18,191 OKAY. 90 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:20,026 ALL IN FAVOUR? 91 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:22,695 ALL OPPOSED? 92 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:24,697 NAY. 93 00:04:24,697 --> 00:04:26,399 THE NAYS HAVE IT. 94 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:30,903 SO WE WILL NOT BE PAINTING A BIG PINK SMILEY FACE UP ON THE WATER TOWER. 95 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,872 SORRY, ED. 96 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:36,309 ANY OTHER IDEAS ON HOW TO IMPROVE TOURISM? 97 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:40,446 STOP SHUTTIN' DOWN THE TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY FOR MEETINGS. 98 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:45,285 WE'LL DISCUSS THAT AT OUR NEXT MEETING, 11:00 a.m. FRIDAY. 99 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:49,155 DO THESE TOWN MEETINGS USUALLY GO ON FOR THIS LONG? 100 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:53,993 HEY, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE? WHAT ARE THEY LIKE? 101 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,629 YOU SEEM KINDA CRABBY. ARE YOU CRABBY? 102 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,365 IS SOMETHIN' WRONG? YEAH. 103 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,301 YOU'RE NOT ASKIN' ME ENOUGH QUESTIONS. 104 00:05:02,502 --> 00:05:05,004 JUST STAY LOW. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 105 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:08,474 OKAY, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WENT TO NINJA SCHOOL. 106 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,843 I DON'T WANT HANK TO KNOW THAT I'M HERE. 107 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,578 WHY NOT? 108 00:05:12,578 --> 00:05:14,647 BECAUSE THEN HE'LL INVOLVE ME SOMEHOW 109 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,750 AND THEN I'M AN IDIOT BY ASSOCIATION. 110 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:22,021 THE FLOOR WILL NOW RECOGNIZE HANK YARBO. 111 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:25,491 HEY, LOOK, IT'S HANK YARBO. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 112 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:29,228 HA-HA... HA. 113 00:05:29,228 --> 00:05:31,264 GO AHEAD, HANK. 114 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,499 OKAY. THANKS, FITZY. 115 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:36,502 I--I MEAN--I MEAN MR. MAYOR. 116 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,137 HE'S THE MAYOR. 117 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:44,477 WELL, I--I--I THINK THAT PEOPLE BUY WILL SMOKES, RIGHT? 118 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,979 BUT--BUT WHAT WE NEED IS A--IS A--IS A MAGNET, 119 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:50,316 LIKE THE--LIKE THEY GOT IN THE--IN THAT NEW VEGAS. 120 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:51,150 UH. 121 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:53,019 LIKE A BEE. 122 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,455 AND, UH, AND--AND--AND--AND GAS. 123 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:58,124 BUT--BUT A BIG ONE, RIGHT? 124 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:03,262 A BIG--A--A--WE NEED TO BUILD A REALLY, REALLY BIG ONE. 125 00:06:03,262 --> 00:06:04,897 SMOOTH. 126 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,667 HE'S LIKE A YOUNG TRUDEAU. 127 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:12,538 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CHEER UP. HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC? 128 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,780 HEY! 129 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,950 THAT NEW MUSIC SUCKS, AND IT SUCKS TOO LOUD! 130 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:26,652 NEW? THAT SONG CAME OUT IN LIKE '96. 131 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:30,223 I WAS STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN THAT SONG CAME OUT. 132 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,458 WHY ARE THEY HAVING A TOWN MEETING 133 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,627 ABOUT INCREASING TOURISM? 134 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:37,697 LIKE TOURISTS ARE GONNA COME TO DOG RIVER? 135 00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:40,466 NOT IN MY LIFETIME AND CERTAINLY NOT IN YOURS. 136 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:45,204 PEOPLE WILL BUY SMOKES, 137 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:51,444 BIG SMOKES, ANY BIG, HUGE THING, ANY BIG THING. 138 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:55,648 LET ME TRY THAT AGAIN. 139 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:57,550 OH, NO! HIS WHEELS ARE COMIN' OFF. 140 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:59,318 OH, RELAX. HE'LL BE FINE. 141 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:01,587 NO. HE'S GONNA HAUL ME INTO HIS HELL. 142 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,492 BRENT, YOU MADE IT! 143 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:09,262 YEAH, I'M HERE FOR YA, BUDDY. 144 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,564 BRENT KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT 145 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,667 AND HE--HE CAN TAKE IT FROM HERE. UH--HE--HE KNOWS. 146 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,002 OKAY. 147 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,440 UH, OKAY. 148 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:24,043 WELL, YOU ALL KNOW THAT MOOSE JAW HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MOOSE? 149 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,978 YEAH. 150 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,480 WE BUILD SOMETHING SIMILAR. 151 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,614 A CARIBOU. 152 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:29,782 A REINDEER. 153 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,184 NOT SIMILAR TO A MOOSE. 154 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,752 FISH? 155 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,754 SIMILAR IN CONCEPT. 156 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:37,056 UH, WE BUILD SOMETHING THAT IS SOMEHOW 157 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:40,560 REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR TOWN. 158 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,695 I DON'T KNOW. IT SOUNDS PRETTY PRICEY. 159 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,631 WELL, THEY GOT THAT BIG MAGPIE UP THE ROAD, FITZY. 160 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:47,800 ARE YOU, AS MAYOR OF DOG RIVER, 161 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,503 TELLIN' ME THAT WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS WULLERTON? 162 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:55,241 N-NO. I--I--I--I--I WASN'T SAYING THAT. I-- 163 00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:57,743 DO YOU GUYS THINK WE'RE AS GOOD AS WULLERTON? 164 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:59,812 All HELL, YEAH. 165 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,922 YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY CONSIDER STARTING YOUR OWN CULT. 166 00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,024 I'M THINKIN' ABOUT IT. 167 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:15,995 PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU COULD BE WIFE NUMBER 30. 168 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:26,472 YOU BETTER START BEING NICE TO ME, EMMA. 169 00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,441 OR WHAT, EXACTLY? 170 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,944 I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO TELL YOU THIS OR NOT, 171 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:35,815 BUT SOMEONE IN TOWN HAS A CRUSH ON ME. 172 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:37,817 A CRUSH ON YOU? 173 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:41,787 YOU COULDN'T GET A DOG TO LICK YOU IF YOU WERE COVERED IN GRAVY. 174 00:08:41,787 --> 00:08:44,757 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? DOGS LICK ME ALL THE TIME. 175 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:48,361 SO WHO'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU? IS HELEN KELLER BACK IN TOWN? 176 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,296 LACEY. 177 00:08:50,296 --> 00:08:51,731 LACEY? 178 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,366 THAT'S RIGHT, LACEY. 179 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,836 IN RETROSPECT, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SIGNS. 180 00:08:56,836 --> 00:08:58,437 MORE COFFEE, OSCAR? 181 00:08:58,437 --> 00:08:59,672 WHAT TIME IS IT? 182 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,908 HI, LACEY. HI. 183 00:09:01,908 --> 00:09:06,178 POOR KID, SHE'S GOT IT BAD. 184 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,281 LISTEN, OSCAR, 185 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:14,754 I KNOW LACEY IS YOUNG AND PRETTY AND NEW. 186 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:17,823 YOU AND I'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 37 YEARS AND-- 187 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:22,595 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO IF YOU SUDDENLY TOOK OFF WITH LACEY 188 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:26,532 AND THE TWO OF YOU WOULD-- . 189 00:09:26,532 --> 00:09:30,603 I HELD IT TOGETHER PRETTY GOOD THERE FOR A SECOND. 190 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:36,275 YOU AND LACEY! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 191 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:38,244 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO IT. 192 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:41,280 THIS COMMITTEE'S JOB IS TO DECIDE WHAT SORT OF 193 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,816 WORLD'S BIGGEST THING TO BUILD. 194 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:49,455 BRENT, ANY SUGGESTIONS? THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 195 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:50,556 WELL, I-- 196 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:52,458 WHOA, HEY, HEY! POINT OF ORDER. 197 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:53,759 WHAT? 198 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,729 OH, YEAH. 199 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,799 THIS WAS HANK'S IDEA, ACTUALLY. 200 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,268 HOW ABOUT A HAND FOR HANK, EVERYBODY. 201 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,973 WELL, I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT I THINK 202 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,775 WE SHOULD BUILD SOMETHING SYMBOLIC OF DOG RIVER. 203 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,278 HOW ABOUT A BIG DOG STANDING IN A RIVER? 204 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,647 AND YET SOMETHING LESS OBVIOUS THAN THAT. 205 00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:18,217 HEY, OSCAR. HELLO, LACEY. 206 00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:22,188 THE OTHER DAY EMMA AND I-- YOU KNOW MY WIFE, EMMA? 207 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:23,255 YEAH, OF COURSE. 208 00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:25,825 WELL, THE OTHER DAY I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS, 209 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:28,561 WATCHING THE NEWS WITH MY WIFE, EMMA, 210 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:32,331 AND THEY SAID THAT BILL CLINTON, HE WAS FOOLING AROUND, 211 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:34,800 FOOLING AROUND ON HIS WIFE. 212 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,303 THAT WAS ON THE NEWS? THAT HAPPENED LAST MILLENNIUM. 213 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:41,040 AND I SAYS TO MY WIFE, EMMA, "WIFE, I DON'T APPROVE 214 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,342 "OF THAT BILL CLINTON FOOLING AROUND LIKE THAT 215 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:47,179 AND I DON'T APPROVE OF THAT YOUNG WOMAN FOOLING AROUND WITH HIM," 216 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,382 IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING? 217 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,051 AH, I DON'T KNOW, OSCAR. IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW? 218 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:55,221 A LOT OF WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO POWERFUL OLDER MEN. 219 00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:00,459 DAMN! 220 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:03,596 YOU KNOW WHAT, BRENT? LET ME, OKAY? 221 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:07,166 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, FINISH THIS SENTENCE. 222 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,770 WELCOME TO DOG RIVER, HOME OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST...? 223 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,772 WE GOT THAT FAR AN HOUR AGO. 224 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,140 WORLD'S BIGGEST GOPHER. 225 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:15,908 STUMPWOOD HAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GOPHER. 226 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,777 HOW BIG IS IT? 227 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,812 ITS HEAD'S MADE OUT OF A VOLKSWAGEN. 228 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:21,480 THAT'S BIG. 229 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,315 WORLD'S SECOND BIGGEST GOPHER. THAT'S GOOD. 230 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,751 NO, IT CAN'T BE THE WORLD'S SECOND BIGGEST SOMETHING. 231 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,753 IT'S LIKE THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH. 232 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:30,322 NOBODY'S HEARD OF THE SECOND GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH. 233 00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,791 QUINCY . 234 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,627 I HAVE A SUGGESTION. 235 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,362 OH. 236 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:39,565 THE FLOOR RECOGNIZES MY GRANDMA. 237 00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:43,302 DOG RIVER HAS ALWAYS BEEN A FARMING COMMUNITY. 238 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,105 I THINK WE SHOULD BUILD SOMETHING THAT WOULD SHOW 239 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:49,508 HOW PROUD WE ARE OF OUR AGRICULTURAL HERITAGE. 240 00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,410 THERE YA GO. NOW WE'RE COOKIN'. 241 00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:56,282 WE SHOULD BUILD A HOE. 242 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,920 UH, THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE? 243 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,055 THEY DO ATTRACT PEOPLE. 244 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:06,292 A--AND THEY CERTAINLY GENERATE REVENUE. 245 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,594 WANDA, HAVE YOU GOT A SECOND? 246 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,529 HONESTLY, WHO EATS HEADCHEESE? 247 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:14,266 IT'S GOOD. IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS A KID. 248 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,502 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "THE DEPRESSION." 249 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,271 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. SHOOT. 250 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,274 SAY A WOMAN IS ATTRACTED TO A GUY, 251 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:24,610 BUT THE GUY DOESN'T WANT HER TO BE, 252 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,646 WHAT CAN HE DO TO MAKE HIMSELF LESS APPEALING? 253 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,949 SLEEP WITH HER. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 254 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,785 THAT WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE. 255 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:36,822 IS THERE SOMETHIN' A GUY CAN DO JUST TO LOOK LESS APPEALING? 256 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:41,227 WHAT DO YA MEAN, LIKE HAVING SOMETHING STUCK IN HIS TEETH? 257 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,728 NOW WE'RE COOKIN'. 258 00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,264 IT COULD BE COMING UP OUT OF THE EARTH, 259 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,166 COVERED WITH TOPSOIL. 260 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,768 NOW IT'S A BIG DIRTY HOE. 261 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,902 HANG ON. 262 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:53,873 I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HOE THING IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA. 263 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,407 HOW ABOUT A BIG SHOVEL? 264 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:57,409 THAT'S ALMOST THE SAME THING. 265 00:12:57,409 --> 00:12:59,945 GEEZ, BRENT. FIRST YOU TRY TO STEAL MY IDEA 266 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,747 AND NOW YOU'RE TAKIN' HERS. 267 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:04,250 YEAH, BRENT. LOOK FITZY'S GRANDMA IN THE EYE 268 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,786 AND GIVE HER ONE GOOD REASON WHY THIS TOWN 269 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,788 CAN'T BUILD A GREAT BIG DIRTY HOE. 270 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,557 UM, ALL RIGHT. 271 00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:17,963 WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S JUST THAT, UH, IF--IF... 272 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,368 NO REASON, MA'AM. 273 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,671 WE CAN BOLT SOME SHEET METAL ONTO AN OLD TELEPHONE POLE. 274 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,973 NAH, THE WOOD'S TOO DRY. IT'LL CRACK. 275 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,742 CRACK HOE. CRACK HOE. 276 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,410 THIS REALLY ENTERTAINS YOU, DOESN'T IT? 277 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,612 YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 278 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,619 HEY, DO WE HAVE ANY PARSLEY? 279 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:43,088 ABOVE THE STOVE. 280 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,224 WHAT DO YOU NEED PARSLEY FOR? 281 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:47,359 WATCH YOUR SHOW. 282 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,630 OH, LOOK, OSCAR! RAQUEL WELCH IS ON TV. 283 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:54,800 DOESN'T SHE ALSO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU? 284 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,302 LAUGH IT UP. 285 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,905 ANGIE DICKINSON CALLED EARLIER. I TOLD HER YOU WERE MARRIED. 286 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,907 I'M GOIN' OUT. 287 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:05,978 I'LL JUST STAY HERE. I DON'T WANT TO CRAMP YOUR STYLE. 288 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,647 SAY HI TO FARRAH FAWCETT FOR ME. 289 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,683 IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE. 290 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,118 IT WAS LIKE INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS 291 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,155 AND I WAS THE GUY RUNNING AROUND AT THE END GOING, 292 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:20,192 "DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S A BIG HOE, A BIG DIRTY HOE!" 293 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,094 NOBODY SEEMED TO GET IT. 294 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:25,297 I'M ASSUMING THERE'S NOT A DEMAND FOR RAP ALBUMS IN THIS TOWN? 295 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,775 SO, WHERE ARE THEY GONNA BUILD THIS HOE? 296 00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,777 PROBABLY ON A STREET CORNER. 297 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,747 AND NO ONE ELSE GOT THE HOE THING, UH? 298 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:43,983 NO. WELL, ACTUALLY, 299 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,452 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE MAYOR GOT IT. 300 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,154 FITZY, ARE YOU OKAY WITH US BUILDING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST-- 301 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,190 WHAT WAS I GONNA SAY, BRENT? 302 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:54,393 SHE'S MY GRANDMA, MY GRANDMA! 303 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,162 I'D NEVER SEEN A HUMAN FACE DO THAT BEFORE. 304 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,565 IT LOOKED LIKE A BALLOON FULL OF JAM. 305 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,166 CAN WE GET A ROUND? 306 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,669 HEY, BRENT, GOOD JOB AT THE MEETING. 307 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,138 YOU HAD THEM IN THE PALM OF YOUR HANDS, 308 00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,574 TILL YOU TRIED TO STEAL OLD LADY JENSEN'S IDEA. 309 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,576 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. 310 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,244 ABOUT WHAT? THE HOE THING? 311 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,046 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 312 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,315 WELL, HANK, IN--IN LARGE URBAN CENTRES 313 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,285 SOME WOMEN ARE WILLING TO EXCHANGE MONEY FOR, UM--UH-- 314 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,587 I KNOW, I KNOW. I GET IT. 315 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,591 HOE, BIG DIRTY HOE, CRACK HOE. I'M THERE. 316 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,694 BUT THE WAY I SEE IT, WHEN WE BUILD THIS THING, 317 00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:31,263 IT'S GONNA CAUSE A HUGE STINK IN THE MEDIA, 318 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,799 AND NOT JUST LOCALLY, NATIONALLY, 319 00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,634 INTERNATIONALLY. 320 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,503 THEN WE JUST SIT BACK 321 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,873 AND WAIT FOR THE TOURIST DOLLARS TO ROLL IN. 322 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,609 THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A BAD IDEA. 323 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,178 HANK'S GOT A GOOD IDEA. CIRCLE THE CALENDAR. 324 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,614 I USED THAT ONE ALREADY. 325 00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,883 OH, YEAH. WELL, I CAN'T KEEP TRACK. 326 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,052 I DON'T KNOW, HANK. I DON'T BUY IT. 327 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,887 I HEAR WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE, 328 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,156 I PICTURE A 40 FOOT PROSTITUTE. 329 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,657 I'D WATCH THAT MOVIE. 330 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,793 CAN'T THEY JUST USE A DIFFERENT WORD? 331 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,027 HAVE YOU HEARD? 332 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:04,363 THE TOWN'S BUILDING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SOIL TURNER. 333 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,132 HOW TALL ARE THEY GONNA MAKE THAT BIG EARTH SPOON? 334 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,635 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT GIANT DIRT STICK. 335 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,637 NOBODY'S BUYIN' IT. 336 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,240 DID YOU TRY DIRT STICK? YES. 337 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,942 I'M SORRY, I CAN'T DO THIS. 338 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,778 I CAN'T WATCH A WOMAN PLAY PINBALL. 339 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,313 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 340 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,649 WELL, THOSE FLIPPERS MOVE INDEPENDENTLY, YOU KNOW? 341 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,085 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FLAP THEM BOTH AT ONCE. 342 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,721 ATTA GIRL! 343 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,056 HEY, OSCAR. 344 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:32,691 HI, LINDA. 345 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,093 IT'S LACEY. 346 00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,695 OH, RIGHT. SORRY. 347 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:39,665 DID YOU GET HIT BY A GRAIN TRUCK? 348 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:43,135 OR A GARBAGE TRUCK? OOHF, WHAT'S THE DEAL? 349 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,970 WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 350 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,639 I FEEL FINE. I FEEL REALLY GOOD. 351 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,708 IS THAT PARSLEY IN YOUR TEETH? 352 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:51,610 WELL, MAYBE. 353 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,313 HA HA! DOES IT LOOK GROSS? 354 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,647 HEY? 355 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:56,615 LACEY? 356 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,117 HMM? UH, NO. 357 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:01,153 I GET STUFF STUCK IN MY TEETH ALL THE TIME. 358 00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,721 DAMN! 359 00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,357 ANOTHER THING WE'VE GOT IN COMMON. 360 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:09,061 I GOTTA GO HOME NOW, TO MY WIFE . 361 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:12,998 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 362 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,566 OH, MY GOD! 363 00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,668 OSCAR WAS TALKIN' ABOUT LACEY. 364 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,470 ABOUT ME? YEP. 365 00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,639 OSCAR THINKS YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. 366 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:21,306 WHAT? 367 00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:21,940 YEP. 368 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:22,508 NO. 369 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,342 YEP. 370 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:24,109 HUH? 371 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,677 UH-HUH. 372 00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,012 OH. 373 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,213 OH, NO, YOU GUYS! 374 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,682 BECAUSE I TOLD HIM HE DIDN'T LOOK OLD? 375 00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,018 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER. 376 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:34,753 HUSSY! 377 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,257 IS THIS YOUR CARD? NO. 378 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,591 IS IT YOUR CARD? NOPE. 379 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:40,759 I SUCK AT THIS. 380 00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,261 OH, GOD! HERE'S YOUR DAD. 381 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:45,731 I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M OKAY WITH YOU BEING MY NEW MOMMY. 382 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,199 SHUT UP. 383 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,935 DO YOU PREFER MOM OR MOMMY? 384 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,137 I DON'T WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS, 385 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,139 BUT THIS HAS GOTTA END. 386 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,875 WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKIN' AT? 387 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,577 OSCAR? 388 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:03,182 UH, COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? 389 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:06,318 I--I THINK THAT THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING. 390 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,320 OH! HEY, OSCAR! 391 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,190 WE GOT A NEW SHIPMENT OF HEADCHEESE IN. 392 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:12,958 HEADCHEESE? HEADCHEESE? 393 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,260 HEADCHEESE? YES, HEADCHEESE. 394 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,262 OH, OSCAR LOVES HEADCHEESE. 395 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,498 DON'T YA, OSCAR? 396 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,901 OH, YEAH. 397 00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:24,536 NECTAR OF THE GODS. 398 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,205 LET ME AT IT. 399 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,142 OH, LOOK, LACEY! OSCAR'S EATIN' HEADCHEESE. 400 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:31,743 SO? 401 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,146 OH! 402 00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,681 HEADCHEESE! 403 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,549 OH, OSCAR, THAT'S DISGUSTING! 404 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,886 OH, I EAT IT EVERY DAY. WANT SOME? 405 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,754 OSCAR, THAT IS SUCH A TURNOFF. 406 00:18:42,754 --> 00:18:44,923 I'M SORRY, I THINK I HAVE TO LEAVE. 407 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,925 I'M--I'M GONNA BE SICK. 408 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:52,698 COOLED HER JETS. 409 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,334 SO LACEY WAS WARM TO YOUR FORM, WAS SHE? 410 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,702 POOR KID. 411 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,770 WERE YOU TEMPTED? DON'T BE AN IDIOT. 412 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,607 SHE IS EASY ON THE EYES. 413 00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,775 WOULDN'T BE AFTER EMMA GOT THROUGH WITH HER. 414 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:05,344 OH, THAT'S TRUE. 415 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,945 LACEY SEEMS NIMBLE, BUT, UH, 416 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:09,381 I DON'T THINK SHE COULD MATCH MOM'S RAW POWER. 417 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,351 ) 418 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,224 DAMN SKUNK IN THE GARDEN! 419 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,502 GO ON, GET! 420 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,638 THE TOURIST ATTRACTION THAT THE COMMITTEE 421 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:37,309 HAS DECIDED TO BUILD IS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE. 422 00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,516 I'M SURPRISED YOU CAME. 423 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,185 WELL, I COULDN'T MISS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 424 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:50,122 OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST GARDENING IMPLEMENT. 425 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,125 OKAY, IT'S A HOE. 426 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,961 I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE MORE PEOPLE HERE. 427 00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,863 QUINCY 'S ON. 428 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,599 I FINALLY GET TO GO TO A TOWN MEETING. 429 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,435 IT'S EVERYTHING I IMAGINED. 430 00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:07,239 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE BUILDING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE. 431 00:20:07,239 --> 00:20:10,075 MAY AS WELL SAY WE'VE GOT THE WORLD'S BIGGEST PROSTITUTE. 432 00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:15,280 SHAME ON YOU! 433 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,618 WHY DO YOU YOUNGSTERS ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE SUCH FILTHY MOUTHS?! 434 00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,593 YOUNGSTER. 435 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,396 EVERYTHING'S RELATIVE I GUESS. 436 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:32,397 GE 437 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:32,431 GEST 438 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:32,464 GEST H 439 00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:32,564 GEST HOE 440 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,004 WAS KINDA DUMB, BUT NOW THAT I SEE IT. 441 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:41,206 YEAH, IT REALLY IS IMPRESSIVE. 442 00:20:41,206 --> 00:20:43,575 GEE, THIS MAKES OUR HOE LOOK TINY. 443 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,077 REALLY? 444 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,579 YOU THINK THIS ONE'S BIGGER THAN THE ONE 445 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,781 WE BUILT IN DOG RIVER? 446 00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,783 OH, YEAH. 447 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,586 I GUESS WE SHOULDA CHECKED FIRST TO SEE 448 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,155 IF ANYBODY ELSE ALREADY HAD THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HOE. 449 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,325 THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SMART THING TO DO. 450 00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:02,294 GEEZ, THIS IS A NICE TOWN. 451 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,963 DO YOU GUYS WANT TO SPEND SOME MONEY HERE? 452 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:07,966 YEAH. 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