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WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
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WHY DO YOU CLUTTER UP
THE COUNTER WITH THIS JUNK?
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THEY'RE CALLED
IMPULSE ITEMS, DAD.
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BAH. PEOPLE DON'T
HAVE IMPULSES.
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I'M HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW.
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HOW STUPID DO YOU
THINK PEOPLE ARE?
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"HERE'S 20 BUCKS FOR GAS"
AND "OH, WHAT'S THIS, LICORICE?
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I KNOW I SHOULDN'T,
BUT I CAN'T RESIST." EEAAH!
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YOU HAD IMPULSE ITEMS
WHEN YOU RAN THE PLACE.
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SURE, YOU CAN TRICK A KID.
KIDS ARE STUPID.
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YOUR DAYS OF OUTWITTING
SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS ARE OVER.
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NOW IT'S ILLEGAL
FOR KIDS TO SMOKE.
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WHAT? SINCE WHEN?
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IS IT ILLEGAL FOR
KIDS TO SMOKE?
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WHAT AM I, A LAWYER?
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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HEY, IS NOUGAT A REAL THING
OR DID THEY MAKE THAT UP?
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CHOCOLATE IS THE LAST
THING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
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MY TOOTH IS KILLING ME.
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WHAT, STILL? I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GETTIN' THAT THING YANKED.
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IT'LL BE FINE.
IT ONLY HURTS IF I--AAH!
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WHEN I--AAH!
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WHEN YOU PRONOUNCE VOWELS?
THAT COULD BE PROBLEMATIC.
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WHEN DID YOU SEE A DENTIST?
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A COUPLE YEARS?
A COUPLE YEARS AGO.
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YOU HAVEN'T BEEN--
OH, THREE OR FOUR.
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'92, OKAY? IT WAS 1992.
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YOU SHOULD SQUEEZE IN
A VISIT EVERY DECADE OR SO.
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FOUR TO FIVE DENTISTS
RECOMMEND SEEING A DENTIST.
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I'M NOT SURE WHAT THE
FIFTH GUY'S THINKING.
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THE LAST GUY
WAS A SADIST SICKO.
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COME ON.
HE WORE A LEATHER LAB COAT.
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SO GO SEE SOMEONE ELSE.
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NOUGAT, NOU-GAT.
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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DR. HERTZ, DR. PAYNE,
DR. YANKEM.
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NOT VERY ENCOURAGING.
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YOU'RE MAKIN'
THOSE NAMES UP.
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UH-UH.
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WOW! DR. PAYNE. I THINK
HE FOUGHT SPIDERMAN.
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THIS ONE, DR. MCGEE.
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THAT'S THE PSYCHO
I WENT TO LAST TIME.
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MCGEE DOESN'T SOUND BAD.
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HIS FIRST NAME'S LANCE.
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THERE, GO TO GO TO THIS GUY.
DR. SAMUEL FENWOOD.
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SAM FENWOOD
SOUNDS SOLID, HUH?
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TYPE OF GUY WHO'D
HELP YOU BUILD YOUR HOUSE.
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"HEY, SAMMY, TOSS ME
THAT HAMMER."
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"YOU GOT IT, BRENT."
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"NICE TOSS. YOU WANT A BEER?"
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"SURE, GET A BEER,
WATCH A GAME."
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"I LIKE THE WAY
YOU THINK, SAMMY."
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YOU IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY?
IS THERE A PICTURE?
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I'D NEED A BABYSITTER
FOR TANNER.
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THAT SHOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT.
HE'S A BIT BRATTY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BRATTY?
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YOU KNOW, KIND OF
HELL SPAWNISH.
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DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
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WHA--DING, DING.
OH, SOMEONE'S AT THE PUMPS.
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AAH!
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ONE CHILI CHEESE DOG.
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BLESS YOU FOR PUTTIN'
HOTDOGS BACK ON THE MENU.
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YOU LIKE IT?
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LOVE IT!
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HAH! THAT'S A TOFU DOG
WITH VEGGIE CHILI.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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IT'S A MAPLE LEAF TOP DOG,
ALL BEEF.
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I COMPLIMENT YOUR CHOICE.
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THEY WERE ON SALE.
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HEY, WANDA, YOU
WANT SOME LUNCH?
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I WANT SOMEONE TO
KICK ME IN THE JAW.
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IT'S HARD TO HAVE A
REGULAR CONVERSATION HERE.
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I NEED A BABYSITTER. I GOTTA
GO TO A DENTIST IN SASKATOON.
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ONE OF THE LOCAL GALS
COULD HELP OUT.
UH-UH.
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GUYS?
UH-UH.
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THERE'S SOMETHING ATTRACTIVE
ABOUT A MAN WHO LIKES KIDS.
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IF YOU'RE IN A BIND,
WANDA, I COULD BABYSIT.
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BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE--
VERY, VERY BUSY, YES.
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BUT I COULD HELP OUT
WITH LITTLE TANNER.
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TANNER'S A GREAT KID.
I LOVE TANNER.
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HIS NAME'S TANNER, RIGHT?
YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN.
THANKS, BRENT.
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I'LL GO CALL THE DENTIST.
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UNLESS ONE OF YOU WANTS
TO KICK ME IN THE JAW?
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NO, SERIOUSLY,
RIGHT HERE.
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NO? FINE!
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THAT WAS REALLY
NICE OF YOU.
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WELL, I'M A
PROBLEM SOLVER.
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HEY, YOU WANNA HELP ME BABYSIT?
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NO WAY. I HATE KIDS.
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PAUL, I WANNA CHANGE MY BET.
PUT MY 20 ON IRELAND.
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YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR BETS.
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PUT MY 20 ON IRELAND.
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FORGET IT. YOU MADE YOUR BET.
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FINE. THEN I LOSE
AND CAN'T PAY MY TAB.
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SO UNLESS YOU WANT TO
GIVE ME FREE BEERS,
PUT MY 20 ON IRELAND.
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WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS WATCHIN'?
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SOCCER. YOU WANT IN
ON THE ACTION?
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I GOT A GOOD FEELIN'
ABOUT BRAZIL.
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NAH. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT SOCCER.
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IT'S A COMPLEX SPORT.
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IT TOOK ME SOME TIME BEFORE
I UNDERSTOOD THE GAME.
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HEY, WHAT'S HE DOIN'?
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YOU CAN'T PICK UP THE BALL
AND RUN WITH IT, YA MORON!
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UH, THIS IS RUGBY.
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OH. GIVE ME TEN ON IRELAND.
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HI, LACEY. WHAT
CAN I GET YA?
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I FEEL LIKE WINE.
WHAT'S YOUR HOUSE RED?
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NOT SURE.
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WHAT'S IT SAY ON
THAT BAG OF WINE?
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NO, THAT'S KETCHUP.
THE ONE BESIDE IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? BEER'S GOOD.
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SO, YOU GUYS BETTING TO SEE
WHO THROWS UP FIRST?
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THERE'S A LOT OF MONEY
ON THIS GAME. YOU WANT IN?
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NO THANKS, I FIND GAMBLING
TO BE A WASTE OF TIME.
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SHE DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND IT.
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IT'S CONFUSING.
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FOR EXAMPLE, IF I WAS GONNA BET,
WHAT'S THE UNDERAGE ON THE VIG?
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HUH?
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WHAT'S THE OVER/UNDER
ON THE OUTSIDE LINE?
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ENOUGH YAKKIN'. I'M TRYING
TO WATCH THE SOCCER.
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THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.
YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT GAMBLING?
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I MADE UP
ALL THOSE WORDS.
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I THINK I HEARD VIG
ON THE SOPRANOS .
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HEY, THE RIDER'S GAME'S ON TV
TOMORROW. YOU COMIN' OVER?
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NO CAN DO. I'VE GOTTA
BABYSIT FOR WANDA.
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TANNER?
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YEAH, WANDA'S KID.
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I GOT 40 BUCKS SAYS THE
KID STEALS BRENT'S SHOES.
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50 BUCKS SAYS BRENT
STARTS CRYING AT SOME POINT.
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TWO TO ONE, HE CRIES
BEFORE 10:00.
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I'LL TAKE THAT ACTION.
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WHAT? DID YOU EVER
BABYSIT WANDA'S KID?
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OH, YEAH, ONCE.
THE KID'S A NIGHTMARE.
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HOW'D SHE ROPE
YOU INTO IT?
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WANDA'S A FRIEND.
SHE NEEDED HELP.
THERE WAS NO ROPING.
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THERE WILL BE.
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TANNER?
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TA-- NO!
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
PUT THE TAIL DOWN.
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PUT THE TAIL DOWN.
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NO-OH!
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HANK?
HMM?
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OH, MAN, YOU GOT YOUR
HANDS FULL WITH THAT KID!
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HE'S SIX.
DID HE OVERPOWER YOU?
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HEY, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE.
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A LOTTA FOLKS HAVE BEEN THROWN
INTO THE PIT WITH TANNER.
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YOU SEE PHIL OVER THERE?
YEAH?
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HE BABYSAT FOR WANDA.
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SO?
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WATCH. THREE, TWO, ONE.
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WHAT?
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EVER SINCE THAT NIGHT
HE CAN'T GO TEN SECONDS
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WITHOUT LOOKIN' BEHIND HIM.
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THREE, TWO, ONE.
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OKAY, THAT'S A
LITTLE FREAKY.
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HEY, ALICE. I WAS
WONDERING IF YOU--
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SSSHH!
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PARDON?
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THIS IS A LIBRARY. SSSHH!
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WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE.
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I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE
IF YOU DON'T KEEP IT DOWN!
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS
ON CHILD PSYCHOLOGY?
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ON WHAT?
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CHILD PSYCHOLOGY.
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CHIVES ON TOP OF ME?
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THAT'S RIGHT, ALICE.
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I WANT A BOOK ABOUT
CHIVES ON TOP OF YOU.
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THIS IS THE ONLY BOOK WE
HAVE ON CHILD PSYCHOLOGY.
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IT WAS WRITTEN IN 1969.
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BY DR. SPEARMINT FUR.
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I'M NOT FAMILIAR
WITH HIS WORK.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE
SWEEPING GRAVEL, UH?
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NOBODY ELSE IS
GONNA DO IT.
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YEAH, I WONDER
WHY THAT IS.
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WHAT'S NEXT ON YOUR LIST,
VACUUM THE TREES?
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GIVE THESE BUGS A GOOD POLISH
AND WASH THOSE ROCKS?
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YOU'RE SMART.
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GROOVY PARENTS ?
WHAT'S THAT,
A HIPPIE BOOK?
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KIND OF, I GUESS.
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IT'S ABOUT
CHILD PSYCHOLOGY.
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IT'S CRAP. I COULD
TEACH YA EVERYTHING.
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BUT COULD YOU NOT?
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THE KEY IS KEEPING THEM
OFF BALANCE, MENTALLY.
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THEY SCREW WITH YOU,
YOU SCREW WITH THEM.
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THE KID PULLS A PRANK,
YOU PULL TWO PRANKS.
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THE KID GETS LIPPY, YOU
SMASH ONE OF HIS TOYS.
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KEEP 'EM ON THEIR HEELS,
YOU KNOW, MENTALLY.
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YES, I AM FAMILIAR
WITH YOUR WORK.
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LOOK, DAD.
I GOT A NEW GUN!
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OH, YEAH? LOOK WHAT I GOT!
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WANT A PIECE A THIS?
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I COULD HAVE SWORN I
REPRESSED THAT MEMORY.
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YOU'RE OKAY LOOKING
AFTER THE PLACE?
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I RAN THE PLACE
FOR 35 YEARS.
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I CAN HANDLE IT
FOR ONE NIGHT
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WITHOUT BURNING IT
TO THE GROUND.
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IN THOSE 35 YEARS
THERE WERE SEVEN FIRES.
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NONE OF THOSE
WERE MY FAULT.
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HEY, BRENT.
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THANKS FOR DOIN' THIS.
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OH, NO PROBLEM.
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TANNER, YOUR
BABYSITTER'S HERE.
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HE SHOULD BE RIGHT DOWN.
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THEY YANK THE TOOTH
AT 7:00 a.m. TOMORROW,
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SO I SHOULD BE DONE
BY MID AFTERNOON.
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OH, HERE'S SOME
PHONE NUMBERS.
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HOW COME YOU HAVE POLICE
AND AMBULANCE LISTED FIRST?
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HERE HE IS.
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TANNER, SWEETIE, THIS IS BRENT.
YOU REMEMBER BRENT, RIGHT?
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HEY, TANNER. HOW YA DOIN'?
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YOU'RE GETTIN' TO
BE A PRETTY BIG BOY.
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WELL, ISN'T--
ISN'T THAT NICE.
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SAY, TANNER, DO YOU HAVE
A FAVOURITE TOY,
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ONE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
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00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:17,650
YOU CAN'T JUST SAY
"EMERGENCY VEHICLE,"
224
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:18,918
YOU HAVE TO SPECIFY.
225
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:22,254
HE CALLS "AMBULANCE,"
HE CALLS "FIRE DEPARTMENT."
226
00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:24,757
WHO CALLED THE COPS?
227
00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:28,394
I DON'T WANNA BE A HARD CASE,
BUT GAMBLING IS ILLEGAL.
228
00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:31,030
IT'S NOT GAMBLING, IT'S
PROBABILITY ANALYSIS.
229
00:10:31,030 --> 00:10:33,032
PROBABILITY OF WHAT?
230
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,468
BRENT IS BABYSITTING TANNER.
WANDA'S KID?
231
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,169
TEN BUCKS
SAYS FAT LIP.
232
00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:38,270
I SAY STITCHES.
233
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,972
50 BUCKS ON
BROKEN BONES.
234
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,641
WELL, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
235
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,577
BURN TO THE FACE, SOME
SORT OF PERMANENT MARK.
236
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,680
WOULD THE LOSS OF A TOOTH
COUNT AS A PERMANENT MARK?
237
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,616
BRENT'S GONNA BE OKAY,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
238
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,018
RIGHT?
239
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,786
TANNER,
240
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,523
I BROUGHT SOME POPCORN.
DO YOU LIKE POPCORN?
241
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,025
I BROUGHT SOME
MOVIES OVER.
242
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:02,094
COME SHOW ME WHAT
MOVIE YOU WANNA WATCH.
243
00:11:02,094 --> 00:11:03,929
TANNER?
244
00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:07,566
YOU'RE KINDA
CREEPIN' ME OUT HERE.
245
00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:10,336
HERE'S 20 BUCKS FOR THE GAS.
246
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,239
OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
LICORICE.
247
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,107
OH, I KNOW I SHOULDN'T.
248
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,676
AH, BUT I CAN'T RESIST.
249
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,078
ARE YOU BEIN' SMART WITH ME?
WHAT?
250
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,746
MY SON SENT YA, DIDN'T HE?
251
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:22,448
ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE
HAD YOUR LAUGH.
252
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:24,116
NOW GET OUTTA HERE,
SMART GAL.
253
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,652
BUT-- I SAID GET OUT!
254
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:36,328
TANNER, YOU'RE
STILL HERE, RIGHT?
255
00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:39,065
THIS IS JUST SOME KINDA
HIDE-AND-SEEK THING?
256
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,767
I MEAN YOU CAN KEEP HIDIN'
AND I'LL KEEP LOOKIN',
257
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,203
BUT AT LEAST
LET ME KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
258
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,205
OW!
259
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,240
THESE ARE METAL, YOU KNOW?
260
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:49,975
AH!
261
00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:51,343
AND SHARP.
262
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:52,511
THERE.
263
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,281
I'M GIVING ODDS ON BRENT
GETTING TWO BLACK EYES
264
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:56,615
AND A BROKEN NOSE.
265
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:57,717
A BROKEN NOSE?
266
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,652
Davis on radio:
KAREN?
267
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:00,853
GO AHEAD.
268
00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:04,023
I WANT TEN BUCKS ON SPRAINED
ANKLE, NO, BROKEN ANKLE.
269
00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:07,426
AND 20 BUCKS IF THEY LET
ME HAVE GENERAL ANKLE INJURY.
270
00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:09,495
OKAY, DO WE HAVE
GENERAL ANKLE INJURY?
271
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:10,863
I DON'T KNOW.
272
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,932
OH, WE HAVE
PERMANENT LIMP.
273
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,433
WHAT ABOUT CONCUSSION?
274
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:18,070
ANYBODY PUT MONEY
DOWN ON CONCUSSION?
275
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:20,773
NO!
276
00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,241
NO-OH-OH!
277
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,409
NO-OH-OH-OH!
278
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,646
NO-OH-OH!
279
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,419
RELAX, WE GOT MORE MAYO.
280
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,154
THIS IS CRAZY.
281
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:37,089
WE SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF OURSELVES.
282
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,558
OUR FRIEND IS IN
GRAVE DANGER
283
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,994
AND WE'RE TRYING
TO PROFIT OFF HIS MISERY.
284
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,597
WELL, I'M NOT PLAYIN'
YOUR SICK GAME ANYMORE.
285
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,499
BRENT NEEDS MY HELP.
286
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,776
DOES ANYBODY HAVE
A COAT HANGER?
287
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,111
I LOCKED THE KEYS
IN MY TRUCK.
288
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,788
YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP THE KID
OFF BALANCE MENTALLY, HUH?
289
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,890
ALL RIGHT. I CAN DO THAT.
290
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,893
THE KID WANTS TO PLAY,
I CAN PLAY.
291
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,694
$17.21.
292
00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:17,730
$17.20...
293
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:21,300
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
294
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,902
TAKIN' A PENNY.
295
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,304
RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE,
PLAIN AS DAY.
296
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,840
IT SAYS "NEED A PENNY,
TAKE A PENNY."
297
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,809
YOU A COMMUNIST? GET OUTTA HERE.
298
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,211
I DON'T NEED YOUR
PINKO PENNIES.
299
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,991
NEUUOOWH!
300
00:13:45,991 --> 00:13:48,727
WHAT, YOU'RE NOT SCARED?
301
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,996
I'M JASON, FRIDAY THE 13th .
302
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:55,801
ALL RIGHT, I'M FREDDY KRUGER,
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET ?
303
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,240
I GUESS SIX-YEAR-OLDS DON'T
WATCH A LOT OF SLASHER FLICKS.
304
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:06,178
HEY, YOU KIDS!
PUT THOSE MAGAZINES DOWN.
305
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,047
THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY.
306
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:10,115
DAMN KIDS GOT
NOTHIN' BETTER TO DO?
307
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,318
GET OUTTA HERE!
308
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:17,623
NO, NO. MIKE MEYERS
IS AUSTIN POWERS.
309
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:21,327
MICHAEL MYERS IS THE
KILLER FROM HALLOWEEN.
310
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,796
OH, HI, LACEY.
WHAT BRINGS YOU OVER?
311
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,998
I FELT BAD FOR BAILING
ON YOU EARLIER.
312
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,235
I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND
SEE HOW THINGS WERE GOING.
313
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:32,238
IT'S GOING OKAY,
I GUESS. COME ON IN.
314
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,711
ARE YOU SURE
EVERYTHING'S OKAY?
315
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,247
IT HAS BEEN A CHALLENGE, SURE,
BUT GENERALLY OKAY.
316
00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:44,817
I'M TIRED OF THE TOY CARS
TO THE HEAD.
317
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,285
ANY SUGGESTIONS?
318
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,721
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NO GOOD WITH KIDS.
319
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,724
DID YOU ASK HIM NOT TO
WHIP CARS AT YOUR HEAD?
320
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,994
YEAH.
SO HE THREW A TRUCK.
THE KID'S CLEVER.
321
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:01,700
GEEZ, HI-TECH.
322
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,402
OH, CHRIST ALMIGHTY!
323
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,137
OH! OW!
324
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,542
NOT MY FAULT.
325
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,346
DR. SPEARMINT MAKES
A GOOD POINT HERE.
326
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:17,716
DR. FUR, ACTUALLY.
SPEARMINT'S HIS GIVEN NAME.
327
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,919
BUT, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S TRY IT.
328
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,621
TANNER, DIG THIS.
329
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:26,292
WE HAVE TO SET UP SOME
FLEXIBLE BOUNDARIES, MAN.
330
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:30,496
LIKE WE'LL RESPECT YOUR NEED
FOR INDIVIDUALITY AND FREEDOM,
331
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:35,334
BUT WITHIN AN ELASTIC
EMBRACE OF LOVE.
332
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:39,471
WE SHOULD SIT DOWN AND
RAP ABOUT YOUR HEADSPACE.
333
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:42,675
AH, COME OUT WHERE WE CAN
SEE YA, YA LITTLE PUKE.
334
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,644
YA--YA CUTE LITTLE PUKE.
335
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:58,057
HURTS, DON'T IT?
336
00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,125
WHY DO THEY MAKE
CARS OUTTA METAL?
337
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,329
THEY SHOULD KNOW SOME
CHILDREN ARE EVIL.
338
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:07,232
I DON'T KNOW, BRENT, YOU
MIGHT BE IN OVER YOUR
HEAD WITH THIS KID.
339
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:08,934
HAVE YOU CALLED EMMA?
340
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,569
I'M NOT GONNA
PHONE MY MOM.
341
00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,538
I SHOULD BE ABLE
TO HANDLE THIS.
342
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,540
I'M A GROWN MAN,
HE'S SIX.
343
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,509
YOU'RE A GROWN MAN,
HE'S SIX.
344
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,947
FINE. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
345
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,417
OKAY, WE'LL HOLE UP IN
HERE TILL THE CAVALRY COMES.
346
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,455
MUSTANG GT.
NO, IT WAS A COBRA.
347
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,157
THAT WAS A MUSTANG.
348
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,294
GEEZ, HOW MUCH DOES WANDA
SPEND ON THESE THINGS?
349
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,210
GO! YOU GO!
350
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,278
I'M ONLY HERE TO HELP.
351
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,748
IT WOULD HELP IF
YOU GO GET THE DOOR.
352
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,016
FINE!
353
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:00,786
HURRY!
354
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,126
HAH, YOU MISSED!
IS YOUR ARM GETTIN' TIRED?
355
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,366
UNBELIEVABLE!
356
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:18,337
CAN'T CONTROL
ONE SMALL CHILD.
357
00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:22,241
HAVE YOU GOT ANY MOTHS THAT NEED
SWATTING WHILE I'M HERE?
358
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,577
AND LACEY'S WITH YOU.
359
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:28,847
HI, EMMA.
WE'RE CAMPING?
360
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,284
TWO ADULTS AND THE KID'S
GOT YA SHIVERING ON THE FLOOR
361
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,219
LIKE A COUPLE
A WET PUPPIES.
362
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,921
THIS IS NO
ORDINARY KID, MA.
363
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:36,989
THIS KID IS DANGEROUS!
364
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,792
SO AM I.
365
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,195
TOLD YA SHE WAS GOOD.
366
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:54,073
TRYIN' TO STEAL
YOUR OWN TRUCK?
367
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,075
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
LEX LUTHOR, ARE YA?
368
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,777
I LOCKED MY KEYS IN THE TRUCK.
BRENT'S IN TROUBLE!
369
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,145
ANKLE?
370
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,648
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT I GOTTA HELP HIM.
371
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,751
YOU'RE A COP, DAVIS,
YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
372
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,753
OKAY, LISTEN UP.
373
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:11,557
THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA KNOW,
YOUR PASSENGER WINDOW IS OPEN.
374
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:18,497
HOPE THAT HELPS.
375
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,170
THANKS, DAVIS.
376
00:18:31,243 --> 00:18:33,445
WHAT TIME IS IT?
377
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,515
9:28. PERFECT.
378
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,951
WATCH AND LEARN.
379
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,954
TANNER VINCENT DOLLARD,
380
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,757
IN TWO MINUTES IT'LL BE 9:30.
381
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,894
IF YOU ARE NOT IN BED BY 9:30,
382
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,697
I WILL BE COMING UPSTAIRS
383
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:55,667
AND I WON'T BE COMING
EMPTY HANDED.
384
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,139
WAS THAT SO HARD?
385
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,141
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
386
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,543
TWO KEY ELEMENTS.
387
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,678
USE THEIR WHOLE NAME.
388
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:09,248
THEY HARDLY EVER HEAR
ALL THREE OF THEIR NAMES,
389
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,750
SO IT KIND OF PUTS
THEM OFF BALANCE.
390
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,951
MENTALLY?
391
00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:14,720
EXACTLY.
392
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,190
SECOND, GIVE THEM AN
OPEN-ENDED THREAT,
393
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,858
NOTHING SPECIFIC.
394
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,195
THAT WAY THEIR FERTILE
LITTLE IMAGINATIONS
395
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:26,865
FILL IN THE GAP WITH THE WORST
THING THEY CAN THINK OF.
396
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:28,867
WHOA, I JUST GOT A CHILL.
397
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,602
LOOK OUT! SMASH! BAM!
398
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:33,805
BRENT HERBERT LEROY,
YOU GET YOUR TAIL IN BED
399
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,774
OR YOU WON'T LIKE
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
400
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,644
WHICH IS THE KID'S ROOM.
401
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,717
A CHILD'S IMAGINATION
IS THEIR STRENGTH
402
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:48,654
AND THEIR WEAKNESS.
403
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:50,656
YOU'RE LIKE YODA.
404
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:53,425
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS.
405
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,430
THANKS AGAIN
FOR COMIN' OVER.
406
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:01,099
NO PROBLEM. I WISH I COULD
HAVE BEEN MORE HELP.
407
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,100
BRENT! BRENT!
408
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,369
ARE YOU OKAY?
409
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,338
I'M FINE, HANK. HE'S
A SIX-YEAR-OLD KID.
410
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:09,141
WHERE IS HE? HE COULD BE
WATCHIN' US RIGHT NOW.
411
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,776
AH, RELAX.
HE'S UPSTAIRS ASLEEP.
412
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,010
YEAH.
413
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,445
REALLY?
414
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,948
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
HOW'D YA DO IT?
415
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,116
HE CALLED HIS MOMMY.
HE CALLED WANDA?
416
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,185
NO, HE CALLED HIS MOMMY.
417
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:23,288
I THOUGHT SHE MIGHT BE LONELY
WITH DAD RUNNING THE STORE.
418
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:24,957
HMM, BRENT CALLED EMMA.
419
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,593
THAT WAS YOUR BET, WASN'T IT?
YEP.
420
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,562
50 BUCKS ON
BRENT CALLS EMMA.
421
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,564
THREE-TO-ONE ODDS,
THAT'S 150 BUCKS.
422
00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:35,901
I'D TAKE A CAR TO THE HEAD
ANY DAY FOR THAT.
423
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,769
LACEY ESTHER BURROWS!
424
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:39,771
THAT'S NOT MY
MIDDLE NAME.
425
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,572
CHARLENE?
426
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:41,573
GERDIE?
427
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,574
SUNSHINE?
428
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,576
FERN?
429
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,600
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00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:54,212
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00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:58,383
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