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SURE.
WANT ME TO FILL IT UP?
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YOU KNOW, I'VE, UH, NEVER DRIVEN
ACROSS SASKATCHEWAN BEFORE.
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YOU STILL HAVEN'T.
ABOUT HALFWAY TO GO YET.
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IT SURE IS FLAT.
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HOW DO YA MEAN?
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YOU KNOW, FLAT,
NOTHIN' TO SEE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
LIKE TOPOGRAPHICALLY?
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HEY, HANK. THIS GUY SAYS
SASKATCHEWAN IS FLAT.
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HOW DO YA MEAN?
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TOPOGRAPHICALLY I GUESS.
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HE SAYS THERE'S
NOTHIN' TO SEE.
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THERE'S LOTS TO SEE. THERE'S
NOTHIN' TO BLOCK YOUR VIEW.
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LOTS TO SEE,
NOTHIN' TO BLOCK YOUR VIEW.
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LIKE THE MOUNTAINS
BACK THERE.
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THEY'RE, UH--
WELL, WHAT THE HELL?
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I COULD HAVE SWORN THERE WAS A
BIG MOUNTAIN RANGE BACK THERE,
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JUTTIN' UP INTO THE SKY,
ALL PURPLE AND MAJESTIC.
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I MUST BE THINKIN' OF
A POSTCARD I SAW OR SOMETHIN'.
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IT IS KINDA FLAT. THANKS
FOR POINTING THAT OUT.
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YOU GUYS ALWAYS
THIS SARCASTIC?
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NOTHIN' ELSE TO DO.
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♪ YOU CAN TELL ME THAT
YOUR DOG RAN AWAY ♪
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♪ THEN TELL ME THAT
IT TOOK THREE DAYS ♪
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♪ I'VE HEARD EVERY JOKE
I'VE HEARD EVERY ONE YOU SAY ♪
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♪ YOU THINK THERE'S
NOT A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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♪ LOOK CLOSER
BABY YOU'RE SO WRONG ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S WHY
YOU CAN STAY SO LONG ♪
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♪ WHERE THERE'S NOT
A LOT GOIN' ON ♪
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AW! BRENT, THIS COFFEE
TASTES TERRIBLE!
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OH. LET ME
REFUND YOUR MONEY.
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WHAT DID YOU PAY
FOR IT, ZERO?
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HERE YA GO.
COME AGAIN.
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I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
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THE COFFEE JUST TASTES LIKE IT'S
BEEN FILTERED THROUGH A WIG.
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WHEN'S THE COFFEE SHOP
OPENING UP AGAIN?
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SHOULD BE SOON.
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LACEY'S BEEN WORKIN'
LIKE A RENTED DONKEY
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EVER SINCE
SHE GOT INTO TOWN.
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SHE'S NOT GONNA CHANGE
IT TOO MUCH, IS SHE?
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TURN IT INTO ONE OF THOSE
SNOOTY TORONTO RESTAURANTS
OR EATERIES ?
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT
SHE'S GONNA DO.
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SHE WANTS TO REVEAL
IT ALL AT WHAT
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SHE REFERRED TO AS
A GALA REOPENING.
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WAS IT GALA OR GAYLA ?
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WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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LACEY.
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WHAT KINDA NAME
IS THAT ANYWAY?
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I MEAN CAN'T IT BE
SOMETHIN' NORMAL?
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HAVE YOU TALKED
TO HER MUCH?
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SHE'S NOT A SNOB, IS SHE?
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NO, SHE'S NOT A SNOB.
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SHE WEARS A TIARA.
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REALLY?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT DO ANY OF US
KNOW ABOUT HER?
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SHE'S RUBY'S NIECE
FROM TORONTO.
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WHAT DO YOU
NEED TO KNOW?
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HEY, WANDA. WHAT DO
YOU KNOW ABOUT LACEY?
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE CATARACTS,
SO YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.
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SCORCH!
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POW!
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I JUST WANT GOOD
COFFEE, THAT'S ALL.
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LOOK, WE ALL WANT THE
COFFEE SHOP OPEN AGAIN.
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I MISS RUBY'S
CHILI CHEESE DOG,
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BUT YOU DON'T HEAR ME
COMPLAINING.
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YOU WERE JUST COMPLAINING
TWO MINUTES AGO.
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YEAH, BUT HANK
DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
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OH.
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IS IT UNREASONABLE TO BE CURIOUS
ABOUT A NEW PERSON IN TOWN?
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AND DOES SHE HAVE
A CRIMINAL RECORD?
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THAT'S A REASONABLE
QUESTION.
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DOES SHE DO DRUGS?
THAT'S A VALID INQUIRY.
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MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT US
IN THE COFFEE SHOP
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BECAUSE SHE'S TURNING IT
INTO A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB.
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GET THE TOWN KIDS HOOKED ON
THE METH AND THE CRACK COCAINE,
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BECAUSE ONCE THEY'RE HOOKED ON
THAT YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT.
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MARIJUANA, THEN JAZZ MUSIC
AND FORGET ABOUT IT.
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WHY ARE YOU
TEEIN' OFF ON ME?
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I DON'T WANT EVERYBODY
IN TOWN GOSSIPING.
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IT WAS HARD
ENOUGH FOR LACEY
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TO MOVE FROM TORONTO TO
DOG RIVER, SASKATCHEWAN,
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PLUS EVERYONE'S COMPARING
HER TO HER AUNT RUBY.
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THOSE ARE BIG
SHOES TO FILL.
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OKAY, FINE.
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BUT I THINK YOU'RE
OVERREACTING.
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AND DOG RIVER'S
A GOOD TOWN.
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WE'LL GIVE HER
A FAIR SHAKE.
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WELL, THAT'S FAIR.
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YEAH. HI, LACEY.
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I WAS HOPIN' YOU
WOULDN'T SEE THIS.
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THE GUY WHO RUNS THE PAPER'S
DESPERATE FOR A STORY.
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YOU'RE THE BIGGEST NEWS
TO HIT TOWN
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SINCE THAT LITTLE SPACE ROCK
LANDED IN ANDERSON'S FARM.
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KILLED ONE OF
HIS CHICKENS.
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HE TENDS TO
SENSATIONALIZE.
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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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I SUPPOSE.
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I MEAN THEY COULD HAVE
RUN A PHOTO OF ME
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IN A HITLER MOUSTACHE TOSSING
PUPPIES INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
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DOES SUCH A PHOTO EXIST?
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LACEY, I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU'VE MET HANK?
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HI, HANK. NICE TO MEET YOU.
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MY CONDOLENCES ON YOUR
AUNT RUBY PASSING AWAY.
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SHE--SHE WAS AN
AMAZING WOMAN.
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THANK YOU. SHE WAS.
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AND HER, UH, APPLE CRUMBLE
WAS ABOUT AS ADDICTIVE
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AS, UH, CRACK COCAINE,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
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SUBTLE.
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Police radio:
CAR 1 TO CAR 2.
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CAR 1 TO CAR 2.
COME IN, CAR 2.
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I'M CAR 1.
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I THOUGHT I WAS CAR 1.
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I'M ALWAYS CAR 1.
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REALLY? 'CAUSE MY CAR'S
GOT A BIG 1 ON IT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, KAREN?
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I THOUGHT WHOEVER SPOKE
FIRST WAS CAR 1.
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CAN YOU FORGET
ABOUT THE CAR THING?
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ARE YOU STILL
IN POSITION?
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YES. I'M IN THE
SURVEILLANCE ZONE
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SHIELDED BY APPROPRIATE
GROUND COVER.
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YOU'RE BY THE BUSH.
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THE SURVEILLANCE BUSH.
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FINE.
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BE SURE AND LET ME KNOW IF ALL
HELL BREAKS LOOSE OUT THERE.
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ROGER THAT.
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RIGHT SIDE'S LOW.
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HOW ABOUT NOW?
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STILL LOW.
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NOW?
LOW.
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NOW?
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NOW IT'S WAY TOO HIGH.
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IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU NEED, DAD?
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YEAH. WHEN'S THAT--
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT DOES THAT SIGN SAY?
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SOUND IT OUT.
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I CAN READ IT, SMART GUY.
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BUT WE DON'T RENT MOVIES.
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WE DIDN'T RENT MOVIES.
WE DO NOW.
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NO, WE DON'T.
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THIS ISN'T A MOVIE HOUSE.
IT'S A GAS STATION.
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AND CONVENIENCE STORE.
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NOWHERE ELSE IN
TOWN RENTS MOVIES.
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FOLKS GOTTA DRIVE ALL THE
WAY INTO WULLERTON--
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IF THEY WANT A VIDEO.
THAT'S NOT CONVENIENT.
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THIS IS WILL
CONFUSE PEOPLE.
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THEY WON'T KNOW IF
THIS IS A GAS STATION
OR A DRIVE-IN THEATRE.
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YOU IN SHOW BUSINESS NOW? THE
GAS BUSINESS NOT GOOD ENOUGH?
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YA GOTTA BE ED SULLIVAN?
WE GOT A REALLY BIG SHEW.
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU THINKING?
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I'M THINKING YOUR
ED SULLIVAN NEEDS WORK.
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"DESTROYS LOCAL LANDMARK."
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I DIDN'T DESTROY IT.
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AND IT'S NOT
REALLY A LANDMARK.
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SO THE ONLY TRUE WORD
IN THIS IS "WOMAN"?
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ACTUALLY, THAT'S PRETTY
GOOD FOR THE HOWLER.
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I COULD SUE.
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OH, WE'RE NOT REAL BIG ON
LAWSUITS HERE IN SASKATCHEWAN.
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YOU'VE REACHED THE
DOG RIVER HOWLER.
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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
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YEAH. I'D LIKE TO REPORT
THAT YOU GUYS SUCK.
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I ALSO HAVE A
QUESTION FOR YA.
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WHY DO YOU GUYS
SUCK SO MUCH?
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THESE ARE JUST IDEAS.
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WE'RE JUST THINKIN'
OFF THE CUFF, HERE.
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WELL, WHAT'S
WITH THE MELONS?
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UH, THEY MAKE A BIG SPLAT.
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YEAH.
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OH.
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THERE, HOW'S THAT LOOK?
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RIGHT SIDE'S LOW.
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GEEZ, REALLY?
MM-HMM.
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MAYBE I HAVE AN
INNER EAR DISORDER.
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ARE MY LEGS
THE SAME LENGTH?
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OH, GOOD GRAVY!
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA HANG MOVIE
POSTERS ALL OVER THE PLACE TOO?
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WELL, WE GOTTA LET FOLKS
KNOW WE RENT VIDEOS NOW.
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RIDICULOUS! WHAT'S NEXT,
A WATERSLIDE?
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TURN THE GAS STATION INTO
A BIG FAMILY FUN PARK
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WITH MOVIES
AND FERRIS WHEELS
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AND CIRCUS ELEPHANTS
BLOWIN' UP BALLOONS.
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THERE'S ELEPHANTS NOW.
MM-HMM.
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OH, HEY, MOM.
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HI.
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DO YOU STILL CARRY YEAST, OR
DO I HAVE TO GO TO THE CO-OP?
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TELL YOUR SON TO GET HIS HEAD
OUT OF THE CLOUDS.
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AND TELL MY CRANK OF A FATHER
TO LOOK UP THE WORD "RETIRED."
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SO IS THERE BAKER'S YEAST,
OR DO I GOTTA GO TO THE CO-OP?
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WHO IS IT?
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OPEN UP, MA'AM.
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POLICE BUSINESS.
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IS THIS OFFICIAL
POLICE BUSINESS,
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OR DO YOU JUST
WANT COFFEE?
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DO YOU HAVE ANY ON?
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I DON'T WANT ANYBODY
INSIDE UNTIL I'M
FINISHED REDECORATING.
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IF YOU'RE DESPERATE
FOR A GOOD CUP,
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I'LL BREW SOME
AND BRING IT OUT. OKAY?
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GOD BLESS YOU, MA'AM.
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CALL ME LACEY.
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GOD BLESS YOU, LACEY.
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WHAT ARE YOU TWO ON ABOUT?
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YOUR SON IS TURNING THE GAS
STATION INTO A MOVIE THEATRE!
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YEAH, DAD TENDS TO
OVERSTATE THINGS.
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I HAVE NEVER OVERSTATED
A SINGLE THING
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IN THE HISTORY
OF THE PLANET.
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REMEMBER WHEN I SUGGESTED
WE GET SOME NICE, SIMPLE
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CORNER GAS UNIFORMS?
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YOU SAID PEOPLE WOULD
THINK WE WERE NAZIS.
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I SAID THEY MIGHT
THINK WE WERE NAZIS.
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BOTH OF YOU HUSH UP.
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OSCAR, WHEN BRENT
TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS
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YOU KNEW HE'D MAKE
SOME CHANGES, SO BUTT OUT.
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THANK YOU.
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AND YOU, YOUR FATHER RAN THIS
BUSINESS FOR 40 YEARS,
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SO YOU CAN SHOW SOME
RESPECT FOR HIS OPINION.
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GEEZ,
YOU'RE ASKIN'
YEAH! A LOT, MA.
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WELL, PRETEND TO SHOW
RESPECT FOR HIS OPINION.
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YEAH!
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HE'S NEVER EVEN
RENTED A VIDEO.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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SEE, HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW
IT WORKS, BUT HE'S AGAINST IT.
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IT'S LIKE THE TOUCH-TONE
PHONE ALL OVER AGAIN.
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00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:51,557
DIDN'T YOU TELL ME NOT TO JUDGE
SOMETHING BEFORE TRYING IT?
225
00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:53,125
WHEN DID HE
SAY THAT?
226
00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,061
YEAH, WHEN DID
I SAY THAT?
227
00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,596
ALL RIGHT.
YOU NEVER DID.
228
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,898
BUT IT'S SOMETHING MOST
FATHERS TELL THEIR KIDS.
229
00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,166
IT'S GOOD ADVICE.
230
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,902
YOU LET BRENT RENT YOU
A VIDEO.
231
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,870
ONCE YOU FIND OUT
HOW IT WORKS,
232
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,039
THEN YOU CAN MAKE AN ASS
OUTTA YOURSELF.
233
00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,908
I'M NOT GONNA
RENT A MOVIE.
234
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,810
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
235
00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:13,479
DO YOU WANT ME TO
COME OVER THERE?
236
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,482
Gunfight music ♪
237
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:34,900
DO YOU KNOW
YOU'RE MY HERO?
238
00:10:36,936 --> 00:10:37,970
WOW.
239
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,972
SPARROWS CAN DO 40.
HMM.
240
00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,607
KAREN, ARE YOU THERE?
241
00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,175
THIS IS CAR 1.
242
00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,511
NO, YOU'RE NOT CAR 1.
243
00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:47,847
BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO
HEAD BACK INTO TOWN.
244
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,382
YOU NEED BACKUP?
245
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,852
THE NEW GIRL IS
BREWING REAL COFFEE.
246
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:57,823
YOU WANT A REFILL?
247
00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,526
YES, PLEASE
248
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,895
AAH!
AAH!
249
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,730
OH, MAN, THAT WAS GOOD!
250
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:06,966
I KNEW I MISSED RUBY,
GOD REST HER,
251
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:10,936
BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE
HOW MUCH I MISSED
THAT COFFEE.
252
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,007
WELL, YOU READY?
253
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,876
LET'S GET THIS
OVER WITH.
254
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,647
OKAY, RENT ME ONE OF
YOUR STUPID MOVIES.
255
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,649
DO YOU HAVE A MEMBERSHIP CARD?
256
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,484
WHAT?
NO? ALL RIGHT.
257
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:28,354
I'LL JUST FILL OUT ONE OF
THESE FORMS FOR YOU.
258
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,255
NAME?
259
00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:30,690
YOU KNOW MY DAMN NAME.
260
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,059
OF COURSE. IT'S OSCAR LEROY.
IT'S LEROY, RIGHT?
261
00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:35,795
NOW I'M JUST GOING
TO NEED AN ADDRESS.
262
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:38,931
ADDRESS? I LIVE RIGHT OVER
THERE, YA IDIOT!
263
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,067
I'M SORRY, SIR, I NEED
A STREET ADDRESS.
264
00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,169
I DON'T KNOW THE
DAMN STREET ADDRESS.
265
00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,603
YOUR MOTHER
KNOWS THE NUMBER.
266
00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:46,939
YOU KNOW WHERE THE HOUSE IS!
267
00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:49,341
I DON'T THINK
I KNOW THE NUMBER EITHER.
268
00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,744
IS IT 608?
OR 806?
269
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,446
MAYBE IT'S JUST 86.
270
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,383
I'LL JUST PUT
"BIG HOUSE BY THE WEST ROAD."
271
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,318
OKAY. DO YOU HAVE
A CREDIT CARD?
272
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,221
I'M OUTTA HERE.
ALL RIGHT, HANG ON.
273
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:03,656
HERE YOU GO, JAWS .
274
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:05,624
IT'S A CLASSIC.
275
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,927
IT'S NOT DIRTY
OR GROSS, IS IT?
276
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,395
IT'S ABOUT FISHING.
277
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,930
OH.
278
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,367
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR
DAD'S GONNA LIKE JAWS ?
279
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:18,237
HE MIGHT, IF
HE OWNED A VCR.
280
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,875
YOU'RE SMART.
WHAT?
281
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,910
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
WATCH JAWS
282
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,879
WITHOUT ONE OF
THOSE MOVIE MACHINES?
283
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,981
YOU AND MOM
DON'T HAVE A VCR?
284
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:30,516
I HAD NO IDEA.
285
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,351
I'LL RENT YOU ONE,
NINE BUCKS.
286
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,719
JUST GIVE ME THE MACHINE.
287
00:12:33,719 --> 00:12:35,387
DO YOU HAVE
YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD?
288
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:36,822
JUST GIVE ME THE MACHINE!
289
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:39,058
ALL RIGHT, RELAX.
290
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,893
HERE.
291
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,661
NOW I'LL NEED A $200 DEPOSIT.
292
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,430
YOU'LL NEED $200
FOR DENTAL WORK
293
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:48,167
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME
THE STUPID MACHINE!
294
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,503
YOU KNOW, JAWS IS A
PRETTY INTENSE MOVIE.
295
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,839
IS IT A GOOD IDEA TO RENT
THAT TO YOUR OLD MAN?
296
00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,841
HE'S WOUND TIGHT ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
297
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,343
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
298
00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:00,679
HE'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT HOW
TO HOOK THAT UP TO THE TV.
299
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,851
WOW.
300
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,087
LACEY'S BEEN REALLY BUSY.
301
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:10,089
I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE
THE PLACE.
302
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:14,560
A WASTE OF MONEY,
CHANGE FOR CHANGE SAKE.
303
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,829
IT LOOKS LIKE
MARTHA STEWART BLEW UP.
304
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,365
I FEEL MILDLY VIOLATED.
305
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,567
HI, YOU GUYS.
306
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,769
HELLO, DEAR.
307
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:24,970
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
308
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,573
GOOD, GOOD.
WONDERFUL.
YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD.
309
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,575
HIGH TIME
FOR A CHANGE.
310
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:31,644
IT LOOKS LIKE
MARTHA STEWART WAS HERE.
311
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,679
I FEEL MILDLY REFRESHED.
312
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,948
GOSH! I AM SO GLAD
YOU LIKE IT.
313
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,417
I WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT
WHAT PEOPLE WOULD THINK,
314
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,419
AFTER I WAS ATTACKED
BY THE MEDIA.
315
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,787
MEDIA?
316
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,056
THE PAPER,
THE DOG RIVER HOWLER.
317
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,158
THAT'S NOT MEDIA.
318
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,860
THAT'S GUS TOMPKINS.
319
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,296
HE'S AS SHARP AS
A SOCK FULL OF SOUP.
320
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,932
I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER
GOT A STORY RIGHT.
321
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:58,671
AW, FOLKS WILL GET USED
TO THE CHANGES AROUND HERE.
322
00:13:58,671 --> 00:13:59,805
YEAH.
323
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:02,341
BESIDES, WHERE ELSE
ARE THEY GONNA GO?
324
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,844
THEY'RE GONNA DRIVE
ALL THE WAY INTO WULLERTON
325
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,013
FOR COFFEE?
326
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,017
THAT IS SO SWEET.
327
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,019
I'M GOING TO GO GET A MOP.
328
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,754
ALL RIGHTY.
329
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,432
WHAT THE HELL DID
SHE DO TO THIS PLACE?
330
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,867
JUST SETTLE DOWN, HANK.
331
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,535
IT'S JUST A
LITTLE DIFFERENT.
332
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,569
DIFFERENT?
333
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,839
WE'RE IN THE SEVENTH
CIRCLE OF HELL, HERE.
334
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,007
LOOK AT THIS.
335
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,209
WHERE'S THE OLD CLEAR
SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS?
336
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:40,212
YOU CAN'T SEE INSIDE, HOW
DO YOU KNOW WHICH IS WHICH?
337
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,214
ONE IS BLACK AND
ONE IS WHITE.
338
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,016
TAKE A LEAP OF FAITH.
339
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,651
WELL, WHAT IF
IT'S A TRICK?
340
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,086
SHAKE SOME ON
YOUR HAND.
341
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,320
THAT'S UNSANITARY.
342
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,256
YOU EAT GUM
OFF YOUR SHOE.
343
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,258
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO
DO WITH ANYTHING?
344
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,494
THERE'S FREAKY ABSTRACT
ART ON THE WALLS.
345
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,964
SHE PUT--SHE PUT THESE
WEIRD CLOTHS ON THE TABLE.
346
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,833
YOU MEAN
TABLECLOTHS?
347
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,334
IT'S TOO MUCH.
348
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,937
SHE'S TURNED THE COFFEE
SHOP INTO A GAY BAR.
349
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,405
WHO IS?
350
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:08,440
YOU GUYS CAN PRETEND
EVERYTHING'S OKAY,
351
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,943
BUT I'M GONNA FIGHT THIS.
352
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,111
IT'S HER PLACE.
353
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,380
SHE CAN DO WHAT
SHE WANTS WITH IT.
354
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,515
I GOT TWO WORDS
BOY COT.
355
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,450
I'LL PUT THIS
PLACE OUT OF BUSINESS.
356
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:22,187
IF YOU COULD PUT COMPANIES
OUT OF BUSINESS BY JUST
NOT BEING A CUSTOMER,
357
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,523
WHY AM I STILL ABLE
TO BUY MOUTHWASH?
358
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:25,925
YEAH. AND DEODORANT.
359
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,892
CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
360
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:28,160
BOOKS.
361
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,361
PANTS THAT FIT.
362
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:30,930
NAIL CLIPPERS.
363
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,564
DANDRUFF SHAMPOO.
364
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,466
UM, DENTAL FLOSS.
365
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:35,868
TOILET PAPER.
366
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,537
PICKUP TRUCKS.
367
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:41,040
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
WE'RE DOIN', DO YA, DAD?
368
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,442
SHUT UP.
369
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,777
SO, HERE WE ARE,
370
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,913
FINEST DRINKING ESTABLISHMENT
IN ALL OF DOG RIVER.
371
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:49,915
IT'S NICE,
KINDA HOMEY.
372
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:53,819
IF YOU GREW UP IN A HOME FULL
OF PICKLED EGGS AND PINBALL.
373
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,688
WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
374
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,755
RYE AND WATER.
375
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,457
WHAT A SHOCK.
I MEANT HER.
376
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,960
I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING
CELEBRATORY,
377
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,163
SOMETHING TO SIGNIFY A FRESH
START AND A NEW FUTURE.
378
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,798
BEER?
379
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,067
ALL RIGHT.
380
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,502
BUT CAN YOU MAKE
IT IMPORTED?
381
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,239
SO, HOW DO YOU THINK
THINGS WENT TODAY?
382
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,741
PRETTY WELL.
383
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,243
AH, A FEW PEOPLE COMPLAINED
ABOUT THE PINK WALLS,
384
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,412
WHICH WAS ODD,
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PINK,
385
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,214
THEY'RE DUSTY ROSE.
386
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,850
SOME SAY TOE-MAY-TOE,
SOME SAY TOE-MAH-TOE.
387
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,185
RIGHT.
388
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,054
BUT, JUST FOR THE RECORD,
AROUND HERE IT'S ALWAYS
TOE-MAY-TOE.
389
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,123
ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
HANK HATED IT.
390
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,858
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
391
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:33,892
BLLPPP!
392
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,629
I CAN READ PEOPLE.
393
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:39,031
OH, HEY, DAD.
394
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:42,768
RETURN THAT VIDEO BY TOMORROW
OR I'LL CHARGE YOU A LATE FEE.
395
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:44,503
GOOD LUCK COLLECTING THAT.
396
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,138
DAD RENTED JAWS .
397
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,173
OH, THAT'S ONE OF
MY FAVOURITE MOVIES.
398
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:49,375
DID YOU LIKE IT?
399
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:51,377
YEAH, SURE.
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
400
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,245
YOU GOT THE VCR
HOOKED UP?
401
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:54,947
OF COURSE,
A PIECE OF CAKE.
402
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:55,914
REALLY?
403
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,150
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE
PART OF THE MOVIE?
404
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,185
THE SHARK PARTS.
405
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,254
WHICH--WHICH SHARK PARTS?
406
00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:04,189
THEY WERE ALL PRETTY GOOD.
407
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:07,693
THE SHARK IN THE WATER THERE
BEING ALL MEAN AND WHATNOT.
408
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,128
DID YOU LIKE THE PART
409
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,363
WHERE THE SHARK FOUGHT
THE DINOSAUR?
410
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:12,931
YEAH.
411
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,900
YEAH, IT WAS OKAY,
I GUESS.
412
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,935
HOW ABOUT WHERE
THE SHARK GROWS LEGS
413
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:20,005
AND HAS A SWORD FIGHT
WITH THE SHERIFF?
414
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,242
AH, THAT PART WAS A LITTLE
FAR FETCHED FOR MY TASTE.
415
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:27,212
MY FAVOURITE PART WAS
WHEN THE SHARK WENT BACK
TO HIS HOME PLANET.
416
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,881
IT MADE ME CRY.
417
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,150
YEAH, IT CHOKED ME UP TOO.
418
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:33,652
I GOTTA GO.
419
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,988
HE MUST HAVE THE
DIRECTOR'S CUT.
420
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,466
I WISH HANK WOULD STOP
THIS STUPID BOYCOTT.
421
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:49,468
I'VE KNOWN HIM
SINCE WE WERE SIX.
422
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:51,136
I'LL TALK TO HIM.
423
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:53,138
I CAN PROBABLY
REASON WITH HIM.
424
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,673
THAT'D BE GREAT.
425
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,261
THERE, JUST LIKE
WHEN WE WERE SIX.
426
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,033
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
427
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:24,069
YOU DON'T NEED TOOLS TO
HOOK UP A VIDEO MACHINE.
428
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,537
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
429
00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:27,673
WE USE THEM AT THE
CHURCH SOMETIMES.
430
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,174
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
431
00:18:29,174 --> 00:18:32,611
YOU'LL DO IT WRONG AND IT
WILL BLOW UP IN MY FACE.
432
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,480
THE VIDEO MACHINE
HAS THREE PLUGS,
433
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,115
RED, YELLOW AND WHITE.
434
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,883
THE TV HAS THREE HOLES,
435
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:41,653
RED, YELLOW AND WHITE.
436
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:44,456
HONESTLY!
437
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:51,029
OH, IT'S ONE OF
THE JAPANESE MODELS.
438
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,365
SURE, YEAH.
439
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:57,503
THEY JUST DO THE--
THE PLUG THING,
THE JAPANESE ONES.
440
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,138
I SWEAR YOU'RE
GETTING DUMBER.
441
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,372
I AM NOT.
442
00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,374
COME ON.
PICKUP TRUCKS?
443
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,376
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
YOU WERE DOING.
444
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,149
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
INTIMIDATE ME WITH YOUR
445
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,084
STRONG-ARM GOON TACTICS.
446
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,785
I'M STANDING BY
MY PRINCIPLES.
447
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,754
YOUR PRINCIPLES.
ARE YOU LECH WALESA?
448
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,689
IT'S A COAT OF PAINT
AND TABLECLOTHS.
449
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,657
GET OVER IT.
450
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,626
THE WALLS ARE PINK,
BRENT, PINK.
451
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:23,162
YOU'RE DRINKING YOUR COFFEE
IN A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE.
452
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,363
IT'S NOT PINK.
453
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,998
IT'S DUSTED TOMATO.
454
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,733
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU'RE OVERREACTING?
455
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,568
I MEAN, COME ON,
A BOYCOTT?
456
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,604
LOOK IT, I'M NOT CLUBBIN'
BABY SEALS IN HERE
457
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,174
AND I'M NOT USING HONDURAN
CHILDREN TO MAKE SNEAKERS.
458
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,843
YOU COULD BE CLUBBING BABY SEALS
WITH HONDURIAN CHILDREN,
459
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,311
I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THAT.
460
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,013
BUT THIS? COME ON!
461
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,115
FIRST OF ALL, IT'S
NOT HONDUR IAN .
462
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:45,117
SECOND, THIS HAS
GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
463
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,718
THE WALLS ARE
A DIFFERENT COLOUR
464
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,987
AND YOU CAN'T SEE INSIDE
THE SALT SHAKERS.
465
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:50,556
BUT THE COFFEE'S
STILL GREAT.
466
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,524
AND THERE WON'T BE
ANY MORE CHANGES.
467
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,859
LACEY, TELL HIM.
468
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,697
LACEY, TELL HIM THERE'S NOT
GOING TO BE ANY MORE CHANGES.
469
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,567
YOU'RE NOT DONE
WITH THE CHANGES?
470
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,339
I'M GETTING THE FEELING THERE
ARE YET TO BE FURTHER CHANGES.
471
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,907
EMMA!
472
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,842
YOU SET THIS UP WRONG.
473
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,711
THERE'S SUPPOSED TO
BE A SWORD FIGHT.
474
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,446
WHO'S DUMBER NOW?
475
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:16,782
HUH, EMMA?
476
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,354
THERE IT IS,
MY LAST CHANGE.
477
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,623
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
478
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,192
HANK, IF YOU STILL
BOYCOTT THE PLACE AFTER THIS,
479
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:31,196
I'M GONNA BREAK MORE
THAN YOUR SIGN.
480
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:34,499
YOU DID A REAL GOOD
THING HERE, LACEY.
481
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:37,536
LET'S GO INSIDE. I WANT
TO BUY A ROUND OF COFFEE.
482
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:41,506
Hank
WHEN I SAY "ROUND OF COFFEE,"
I JUST MEAN BRENT AND ME.
483
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:43,709
EVERYONE ELSE
IS ON THEIR OWN.
484
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:45,611
T
485
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:45,644
T CA
486
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:45,677
T CARE
487
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:45,711
T CARE W
488
00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:45,744
T CARE WHA
489
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:45,777
T CARE WHAT
490
00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:45,811
T CARE WHAT IT
491
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:45,844
T CARE WHAT IT S
492
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:45,877
T CARE WHAT IT SAY
493
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:45,944
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
494
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:45,978
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON
495
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:46,011
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON T
496
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:46,044
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE
497
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:46,078
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE D
498
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:46,111
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE DAS
499
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:46,144
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE DASHB
500
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:46,178
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE DASHBOA
501
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:46,211
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE DASHBOARD
502
00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:46,278
T CARE WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE DASHBOARD,
503
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,617
I'M ALWAYS CAR 1.
FINE.
504
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,620
SO YOU WERE ABLE TO SURVIVE
THE BIG BOYCOTT, WERE YA?
505
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,723
DOES HANK ALWAYS GET SO
WORKED UP OVER NOTHING?
506
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,392
NO, JUST MOST OF THE TIME.
507
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,393
AH.
508
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,128
SO WHAT CAN I GET YA?
509
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,630
OH, I'M STARVIN'.
510
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,798
CAN I GET THE CHILI
CHEESE DOG, PLEASE?
511
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,635
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THE HOTDOGS OF THE MENU.
512
00:21:17,676 --> 00:21:19,978
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