Original subtitles

Come on, come on, give me the pictures here.

Are you ready?

Excuse me.

Do you mind taking a picture with my friend here? Oh, of course. Make sure

get this beautiful background in. Okay. Oh, thank you.

Smile, boy.

Sorry, baby.

Can I do one picture with you and you?

Oh, okay.

I don't want to come back in my house without the pictures of the beautiful

Russian.

Give me the better picture.

I kill you. What's happened?

Let me see.

I bet you found her.

Sure?

We'll see.

We'll see.

Look it.

Yeah. Oh shit.

You're right.

The whole dark. We can't see anything.

Exactly.

I'm right.

What are we going to do?

Look at that window.

It makes really good footage.

Really?

Yes, yes, yes. I follow you. Come on.

Look at this.

No, I'm not going to be sexy with you.

I just want to be sexy with him.

I want to be sexy with you.

You don't like it today, go to fuck now.

You got the picture here, yeah? Yeah, I want to make it big.

Or maybe something like this.

Look at the camera.

Do you like it? Yeah.

Or maybe something more sexy.

Have you seen this, mate? Take more pictures.

Yeah. I'm going to show these pictures to our family.

You can show this to your father.

Or maybe mother.

Or maybe mother, grandfather.

Do you like?

Well, yeah, it's nice.

Oh, yeah, it's nice.

I think he's not sexy.

Maybe he doesn't like women. Yeah.

Or maybe he's not sexy.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking homosexual.

Look at this.

Nice one.

What about you?

Do you want a sexy photo?

Yeah.

Do you like it?

Yes.

Oh, dear.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, look at this.

Wow.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Feed me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh.

That's good.

Arms.

Licking my feet, licking my feet.

A little bit.

Oh my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Stay here. Stay here.

I'm here. Stay here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Ah.

You didn't trust me. I couldn't speak Russian, huh?

Is Aladin's chair right?

Oh,

Omar, my friend.

Hey, Omar.

That's what I'm doing.

No,

no, no, no, no, man. Man, man, man, take me eight hours to meet her, to finally

only talk to her. So you keep distance.

Okay, I understand, I understand.

Slowly, boy. She's pretty, she's pretty.

Come on, go to take your baggage. What do you do with this? This is my baggage.

Adam, it's in the hotel.

Sorry, baby, just one second. Come with me.

Man,

it's incredible.

I fuck every day with two beautiful girls.

Do you wish to hold them for a summer?

I have the apartment free for everything.

Come on.

You want to pay this fucking hotel?

Leave this fucking hotel.

Yes, for free. I park the car and leave the apartment.

You are bullshitting.

No, it's true, it's true.

Where is Adam?

Prepare your baggage.

Adam is preparing my luggage. This is stupid, man.

We have to change place.

We get some apartment for us in the center.

Much better view.

So, I don't know if it's bullshitting, actually. It's true, it's true. Come on,

go to take your baggage and stay with the girl.

No, no, no, no. I take the luggage, but...

Thank you.

Thank

you.

Do you speak English?

And you? What about you?

You don't speak English either?

Every time tell me girls they don't speak English.

So Omar is waiting in the apartment.

Do you want to go?

Where do I speak to you? I need somebody to translate what I want to do with you

girls. Do you know?

Listen.

I'm not...

I can explain it. It's okay.

It's okay.

Shit. What the fuck am I going to tell you?

No, sit down.

No, no, no. It's okay. Listen to me.

Listen to me. I can explain it to you. Sit down. Sit down. No, no, please.

Sit down. Omar, fuck you. Sit down.

Sit down. Come on.

No,

man. I told you to wait for Jesus.

Sorry, baby. Sorry. Excuse me. He's crazy.

He's crazy, right?

Please her, please.

Please her now.

Please her.

Sorry, I'm going to take him.

Shit, I don't understand why you did this.

Yeah, I will take care. Listen to me. Listen to me.

You know, I was with man.

Look at this. They're getting weighty. That's why you make this all shit.

Be nice to her. Oh, shit.

That is marriage, no?

Oh, shit.

No, baby, it's okay, please please Please they want to go

no, please please Oh My god, look at this ass

shit You make this for Look

at your face. Look at your face. Look at your face

Little change. Small version of Kirsten.

Kirsten from Russia.

Yeah. Kirsten from Russia, girls. You know?

What's up, baby?

What's up?

Sexy.

Sexy.

Let her relax a little.

You like it now?

Yeah.

She's worried.

You worried? You worried?

You worried?

You worried? You worried?

You worried?

Don't worry relax.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, the Bhutanese are going to be interested.

You want to try?

You want to try?

You want to try?

You want to try?

Yes, yes, yes. No, this is the ice cream. Down, down, down. Ice cream?

Take off the tank. Yes, yes. Take off.

Yes, like this.

Do you like this?

Thank you

Wow!

She's waiting for you, dear.

of care.

Hey, where are you going, baby?

Where?

You go back to school?

Yes. Why?

Omar, why she goes back to school, Omar?

What the fuck you mean to her, motherfucker?

I told you.

Ugh!

Oh. Oh.

Yes, fucking like this, baby.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Look at this book.

Can you see the book?

Oh, shit.

Stop it.

Stop it like this.

Come on. Come on, move.

Fuck you. You fuck me. Fuck you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yes, like this.

Yes.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

One more time.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, suck on it a little bit.

I love you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

Finished studying?

No. Every day starts at 8 ,000.

That's nice. Omar will be so happy.

Give me the hand. Give me the hand.

Wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait.

I like it so much. You like it so much, huh?

Adriano, Adriano, be careful, Adriano.

Adriano, be careful.

It's your birthday, but be careful.

Oh. I don't believe Roger.

Oh, it's coming, baby.

Thank you, man. Oh, it's coming.

Oh, it's him.

It's him.

Oh, man.

It's coming.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Thanks,

man. Thanks.

Look at this. In Russian.

Oh, happy birthday, man.

Really. Big, big.

Listen.

Okay, this is for you, baby.

Thank you very much.

Oh, look at this.

Oh,

my God.

Now it's like a dadam.

Man.

Say nothing.

They made you the same.

Let me see your Russian.

Happy birthday to Omar.

What do you mean?

Happy birthday, big Omar.

Big Omar.

Super Omar.

You should eat that.

It's like a voodoo.

Happy birthday, man.

Hey, man, we need to go back. We need to get back in two days. You are crazy.

No, no. You know that.

I will be housed in St. Petersburg.

I don't come back in Italy.

No, don't do this anymore.

No. Oh, my God. Oh, yes.

No,

please.

No, please.

What the fuck do you have to study? Every day studying?

Tonight you will study with me. I will teach you. I will be your teacher.

No, baby,

I'm leaving him today.

I'm leaving him today.

Please.

Yes, when?

When I'm leaving, what?

Before I leave, you will see me?

I promise.

Hey, man, I shouldn't be drunk. She don't want to fuck with me.

Oh, man.

Everything for me.

Happy

birthday,

Tomarra! Thanks, man.

You tell your dad I'm hungry.

If you're hungry, here, here, show him here. Look.

You want a pizza?

There's pizza here.

What would you recommend to eat?

Do you want one?

Do you want one too?

Do we have two of those?

Will you be our tour guide?

Oh, thank you.

We've got our food.

One for you, one for us. Can we go back to yours a little bit?

Russia is cold. Can we go back to yours and sit down and eat?

You want one, no?

No. You want one?

Yeah. You want one?

No, thank you.

You want? No, yeah. Only if we can come with you.

Only if we can come with you. It's not a deal.

Anyway, you can eat, all right? No, what the fuck are you talking about?

Let's go with you. Only if we can come. Thank you.

You follow this?

Can we come with you? You are really nice, really funny.

You are the most beautiful Russian girl I've seen in seconds.

You know what he means, eh?

He's bullshitting.

Bullshitting, yeah.

No, no.

Oh, coffee, coffee.

No, no.

Oh, come on in.

No, I go. Come on, come on, come on. No, I go. Where you go?

I meet my boss.

You go meet your boss? No, no.

Oh, baby, I don't like this. Oh, come on.

I said he's thinking.

Baby,

is anyone into this? It's not.

And where are the cigarettes?

I forgot.

Why are you throwing it at me?

I forgot.

Oh my

God.

Hello, nice to meet you. Hello, Masha.

You are the owner? Is this your place?

Yes. Do you make restructuring?

Beautiful.

Very nice place.

Nice house here in Russia.

It's very beautiful.

You are a mother?

Oh, no.

Do you want to eat something?

Not because you are stealing.

I'm joking.

You eat it, yeah?

Beautiful. Very nice.

That's broken. That's why.

What?

What?

What's that?

What's that?

It's my secret.

Tell me what's that, please.

What's that?

I want it.

You tell me now, this is a tool for the guy or what?

What's that?

I like to play with this.

You like to play with this? Look at this sexy.

Look at this sexy lady.

Unbelievable.

What do you do with this?

I do this.

no no no

f**king man look at this

unbelievable unbelievable

she's pretty look at this look

at this oh my f**king god can you show me what you do with that

Can you show me?

I can.

You can? You shine? Hold on.

Listen to me.

What's that?

What's that?

You keep knitting, yeah?

You keep knitting, yeah?

Oh man, look at this.

What you eat? What's inside?

Cheese? Is there any salami inside?

Yes. You want salami? Yes.

Adam. Adam.

Come one second to her.

Come, come, come. Just you, just you, just you. Just you.

She's missing salami in the sandwich. She's missing salami in the sandwich.

She's missing salami in the sandwich.

Yeah, I've got lots of salami there for you. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's missing the salami. You've got salami there, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Come and dress her, huh?

Come and dress her.

She's counting already.

Come here, Anna. Come here. Come here with me one second.

Beautiful. Come here.

Yeah, put down everything there.

Take everything off.

Thank you.

That dick is raw, dude.

My girlfriend.

Your girlfriend?

That was nice to meet you.

You think that I think only about myself?

I look a little Russian, so you think I'm just Russian? You think you're

Russian? I have one too bad for you that you come here and you have to go to the

second task. Look here!

Aren't you pretty?

This one?

Italian boat. Italian boat?

It's a Russian boat. So I'm really in Russia.

Oh, my.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

I want to know, you know, the boat makes me do this.

Oh, excuse me.

The boat. I can't take it. Sorry. What are you laughing at?

What are you laughing at?

What are you laughing at?

What's your name? What's your name?

Pika. Pika. What do you mean?

Show me your teeth.

No, that's nice.

Thank you. Do it, do it, do it.

It's nice.

Oh, fuck.

Nice, wonderful teeth. Please, shut up. No.

This is the monument of Russia.

Show the monument of Russia.

This is the real monument of Russia.

Don't do this to me because I'm going to die.

I'm going to die. Show me again.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Man,

what the fuck are you doing?

I'm going crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go on the table, baby. Go on the table.

Yeah.

Come on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hold the cock -a -bro.

Sit down. Sit down.

I don't see you before where you are

Oh.

Okay, Chris, what a guy in the boat.

He doesn't say nothing if he's fucking here.

It's Russia, man.

Russia!

Hey, hey,

hey. I see you.

How are you doing?

You're upset with her or what?

What's going on?

I see you have good company.

Oh, God. The girls on the boat, there's nothing. The little party my friend made

for me just to visit the town. It's for my last day. They gave me this present.

No, come on, man. Don't be upset.

Beautiful. My name is Kate.

I'm your girlfriend.

Oh, your girlfriend has blue eyes?

Yes. And green eyes?

Incredible. So today's the last day here.

Why you brought your girlfriend? Don't forget.

I don't forget the way you brought your dress up.

It's a present for you.

Yes, yes!

Oh my God!

Look at this.

Everything's like this.

Everybody's getting married here.

Everybody's getting married here.

Beautiful place it is, right?

I don't understand why you brought your dress up in the rain.

It's been a long week. I want to see it.

You brought your dress up in the rain.

Why?

I don't want it. I don't want to see it.

It's very good. Oh, but... You, Adeline, why not?

Hey, baby.

You like the woman or what?

You

like

the woman, huh?

Like a woman.

Yes. You should have told me right away.

Oh, my goodness.

She's pretty.

She's very pretty.

Oh, my goodness. Oh,

big.

Big? I never had the chance to show.

I never had the chance to show to your girlfriend.

She never saw it.

You never saw it either, right?

Do you want to take or do you want to give to your girlfriend?

Do you want me to lick your hands?

Together with you.

Yes. Say yes.

I hear you.

Oh yes.

Do it.

You like the test of love, don't you?

You like the test of love.

Come on.

Amen. Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

That's what we did with her.

You don't like cake?

You don't like cake?

No,

I like cake.

You like it?

Yes.

Amen.

What are you doing? I rented this room

only for a week. I'm sorry.

Go out.

Sorry, it was my mistake.

Omar, I didn't know. I don't hear about your mistakes. I rented this house only

for a week.

This is the people that came here.

Okay, I need to get rest.

Okay, one hour and then you go out.

Now I like it very much.

The fuck is going on there?

You nasty baby.

You nasty beautiful baby.

Listen. Listen.

Listen. Take care about the other boy too.

Let me see something too.

Fuck, I love this baby.

Oh, beautiful.

Ugh.

Bye. Bye.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Yes! Yes!

Oh, God.

Oh no.

Fuck you.

Oh.

Omar is with all those girls who we meet on the street.

Nasty girls like you.

Fucking pretty.

Yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, keep that on.

Oh my God, did you see her girlfriend?

I can't believe that

You want to dick in your ass?

You want to dick in your ass?

You want to dick in your ass?

Oh my god.

I love your ass.

I love it. Oh my god.

Help me, please.

Help me.

You want to dig?

You want to take two digs in your ass?

Yes.

You want to take two digs in your ass?

Let's put you on.

Yes, yes, yes.