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Everybody has two families:
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The stable family,
we pretend to have
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and then there's the real people
we are related to.
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My best friend Kenny says stable
family's makes boring children.
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And by stable families, I think
he means the kind where mum,
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and dad and kids all living in
the same house all the time.
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And by boring,
he means not as cool as we are.
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Still and undisputed,
universal master of the jungle gym.
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I'm getting too old for the
super sonic death spiral.
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Lucy, play is the great educator.
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Alright, it's sole
purpose is to prepare
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juvenile animals for adulthood.
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It's not play if you puked
your guts out.
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Hey, when you say's your
dad was going to be home?
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I guess I'll see your in a week then.
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Hey, I'm not going to ditch you
just 'cause my dad's home.
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Lucy. It's fine... just go.
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- It's fine... I'm cool here.
- Yeah?
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- You go!
- Okay!
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Mom says she fell in love
with dad because he was fun
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and goofy and everything felt
bigger when he is around.
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And he's still that way.
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Except since dad's a lumberjack, he's
only home four or five times a year.
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When dad's here,
we stopped everything.
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Mom stays home, I skips school,
it's like a vacation.
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I don't know when
I first started to notice
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the argument my parents
weren't having.
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Hey, let's go out for breakfast.
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I'm not a kid anymore.
I won't help you.
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Yeah, you are. And yeah you'll...
Come on!
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- We're lucky your dad has a job.
- You always say that.
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We're all doing the best we can.
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Is lying to dad about your
job doing the best we can?
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He's out there working his butt off to
support us. You'll hurt his feelings.
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So, should I lie to you about what
I'm doing to protect your feelings?
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I'm surprised that you didn't
get warned already
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I would. I'd did anything interesting
I would actually lied about.
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Don't worry honey, you will!
Just give it time.
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Mom pretends she doesn't have
a job when dad's here.
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She says it's because dad kind of
old school about family roles.
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If you asked me,
it's kind of lame that her
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secret identity is
being a tele-marketer.
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- Mom? What?
- Straight home.
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I don't even have my license yet.
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Oh! You're a natural. I mean, think
of all the kids you know with license.
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Is there any of them more capable
than you? It'll be fun.
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Wait! How are you going to get home?
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If I can't find a ride in this
outfits, I deserved to walk.
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So you're saying she isn't that great?
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No, Scott! I'm saying you
don't have to say it out
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loud each random thought
that you have.
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I bet you she's really great.
You can always tell
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the ones that are gonna
be dirty freaky sluts.
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Oh yeah... Juicy Lucy.
Ooh... you like that. Ooh yeah!
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- Huh!
- Shit!
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Ooh... yeah.
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- Sorry.
- You're dead, Kenny.
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You're... you're totally dead.
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- You're deader than death!
- Hey!
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- Hey!
- You're gonna wish you were dead.
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I saw your dad leave this morning.
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I'll tear your guts out and
feed them to the rats.
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I'll ripped your head off and
pissed down the hole.
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I'll bet if he didn't manually
decapitated you,
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and position your body in just
the right angle,
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- I'll bet he still couldn't
- You're gonna wish you were dead.
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Get a stream of urine going.
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- Yuck it up, dead boy.
- Hey Scott, what if I kiss you?
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For real! Would you leave Kenny alone?
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- Yeah.
- Lucy, what are you doing?
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Lucy. Come on, Lucy.
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So you promised you won't hurt Kenny?
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You're a terrible kisser.
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What the hell? Who would want
to deal with you anyway.
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I believe you're our
greatest resource,
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and so to that end we planned
to invest in you.
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I'm happy to introduce to you
one of the top tele-marketing
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performing coaches in the state,
Guy Carlsberg.
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At the very based of our
life is meaning.
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And this meaning provides direction.
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All of our actions are driven by
our most basic believes.
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It's this base of meaning,
that prevents us from
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drifting through an empty
existence at work, at home
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and in our relationships...
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Really in all aspects of our lives.
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I can't believe I almost make it to
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sixteen without seriously
kissing anyone.
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And then the first one is
Scott Booker.
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No memories is malleable.
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What has that have to do with Scott
trying to lick the back of my throat?
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It means that,
every time you tell a story,
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it changes a little bit in
your memories, so...
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you could say that I was your
first kiss, and then after awhile,
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it would be kind of
like Scott never happens.
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Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth.
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Oh yuck, I know. You wouldn't have to
actually kiss me, I'm just saying.
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I'm thinking of shaving my head.
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Well, you'll probably
look pretty cool.
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I don't want to look cool.
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You would have to kiss me.
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- What?
- To change the memory thing.
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You have to do it!
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Okay!
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So of course when you start
your soffritto
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what's really important
is to remember that
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you're only as good as
your pantry ingredients.
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Now there's always in my word,
two different kind of olive's oil.
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The one that I cook with, keep in
mind that there are both extra virgin.
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One that I cook with,
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and one that I finished with.
The difference is about 30 bucks.
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Then you gotta evaluate your
entire pantry ingredients.
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I'm adding a little sea salt.
Sea salt from Triponey.
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Now, so I also like to use a
little bit of extra... to finish with.
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Now this is...
there are both from a single...
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You know the bad gal always
sit in the back of the class.
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What, you're calling me bad?
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I'm back to boring kids with a
stable families,
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don't have the beautiful mom who
goes to work in stripper heels.
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Bye, thank you!
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Hey!
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- Missing your dad?
- Yeah!
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So now, we've got our
condiments going.
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We've got our noodles in the water...
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We had a seminary thingy
at work today.
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Turns out I'm drifting through an
empty meaningless existence.
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See... I tried to tell you.
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- How's the show always on?
- I record it.
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I've kissed two boys today.
So I probably ruined my whole life.
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- With the tongue?
- What?
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No, it's gross!
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Well, then you're probably
not ruined quite yet.
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- Do you want to go down to the river?
- We could.
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Could if you want.
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It's not like we did anything wrong.
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Yeah! I know.
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Okay! So don't say stuff like
we could if we want.
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What kind of way is that
to talk to me.
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Holy shit!
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Okay...
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This one I'm gonna remember.
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Kenny?
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I think I've just given him a seizure.
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Okay, so now the calamari is
perfectly tender...
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Kenny... are you epileptic?
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Chicken Caesar... yeah. You're
gonna have to dress it yourself.
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If I dressed it now, the leaves
will turn all soggy by lunch time.
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I expect you to cultivate a deeper
basic meaning in your own life.
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Okay, you're using actual
english words that I recognised
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but I've no idea what you're saying.
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I don't want you to end up like me.
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Mom, that has always been
one of my life ambitions.
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Okay! Good girl.
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- I love you.
- Go!
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I'll see you later.
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Hello Miss Burgenham.
My name is Lainee
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calling on behalf of
Premier Interworks.
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Goddamn it. I'm on the federal no-call
list. Get a new job, you loser.
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Alright, let me hear what
you guys got.
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They're restructuring our
work schedule...
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- ... because of the nature...
- Overtime on a Sunday?
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- I won't be late, I promised.
- Mom, I made a pork and lamb ragu!
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- More people are home on weekend.
- Yeah, okay.
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You know it made more sense to call.
I'm really, really sorry, Lucy.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Okay, bye!
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Okay!
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Hey, want to stay for dinner?
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- I can't.
- Please?
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You know, my mom don't
just like to eat alone.
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Go invite her over!
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Why? Are you ashamed of
me or something?
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I'll give you some sauce to take home.
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I wish my dad were here.
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You know how I say about dreaming big?
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Yeah?
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Well, my bigger life... I get to eat
dinner with you every single night.
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I'm gonna cook you the most
amazing meals.
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So, the pen-ay is just about 30 seconds
left to being perfectly cooked.
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What you want to do at
that point is take it out.
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Maybe if I found dad a job here,
we could be a real family.
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Mom would have to quit working.
Everything would be perfect.
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I lost my parents at 16.
And there is my boyfriend, Ron.
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And Chuck... I mean my husband.
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And I had Lucy at seventeen.
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I was pretty much a total mess.
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You probably hear this all
the time but
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you beat me,
see myself on this floor.
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It's so much lost at such a early age.
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A lonely heart heal at their own pace.
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Is this something I'm gonna
need to lie about?
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Lucy, what're you doing?
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What am I doing? It is 5 am.
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I'm sorry, Lucy. I should have call.
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I fell asleep at my desk.
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And where were you
calling, Uzbekistan?
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I just came home to shower,
and changed clothes
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and straight back to work and start
the whole thing all over again.
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And that's the best you can do?
I fell asleep at my desk.
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You know what...
it's been a long night.
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Yeah! It's been a long night here too.
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Nice clogs.
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Nice transsexual
beauty queen costumes.
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- You know school back's today.
- I knew about it.
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I was just checking.
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I didn't know how
much you've forgotten
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about your alleged family life.
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Well, have a great day, honey... okay!
I'll be back home early tonight.
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Are you going need to be
congratulate for that?
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Alright, just remember...
no sexual energy. Okay... I mean...
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if these people even sense we're
going out, we'd be pretty shit!
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We are going out?
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I don't... I means... I don't know...
I mean like...
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What? Because of all the massive
spring break weekends with you.
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- Yeah, because of that!
- It was 100 percent platonic.
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Just become invisible. Tried to keep
your animal desires under wraps.
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Ooh... it'll be a tremendous struggle.
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We were just this trained poodles
jumping through hoops.
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High school is not intended to
challenge our intellect.
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It doesn't even prepared us
for anything real in life.
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I mean what? After 4 years of
poodle training we graduate,
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and if we're really lucky
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ours parents get to spend thousands
of dollars of 4 more years
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- of higher education...
- Hey... what's up, Lucy.
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Hi!
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Where have you been?
I never see you out or anything.
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There's a party after
the game on Friday.
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I don't go to parties.
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You should definitely
start going to parties.
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I'll text you the address.
See you there.
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How can you go off
about poodle theory,
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when you were just straight A 4.0.
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How does Justin Haven
have your cell number?
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I don't know.
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I don't even know he knows my name.
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I don't get a 4.0
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- if I'm always be in something.
- Why?
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- I need the power.
- That's very gangster of you.
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We're doom.
You're too beautiful to be invisible.
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Please don't say that!
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Beautiful people are
shallow and self-absorbed.
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And come on... they never grow up.
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Aah geez... Kenny!
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- So you're looking for a job?
- Maybe.
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Don't you think you've a shot at
General Contractor?
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Just taking a look at what's
out there.
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- How was school?
- The same.
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Our seminar thing was
about pride today.
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Go figure!
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You're gonna take pride in
you know... raising you.
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I don't have much
credit that I can take
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but I'm really proud of who you are.
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What's the deal with hand jobs? How do
you know if you're doing the right...
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Lucy, please. I'm sorry, okay!
253
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Went to a party
Friday night with Kenny.
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Well, that sounds like fun.
255
00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,700
Probably not.
256
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,800
Don't you feel strong
parental avoidance based on one.
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This is everything.
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You know there are people who
actually lived back on high school
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as being the best of their lives.
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- I'm fine.
- Hey, I knew you'd come.
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- Kenny, right?
- Hey ya, Timmo.
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Man, I thought the catcher
was going to cry after
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- he miffed the tag at me on home plate.
- I know!
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- You were amazing.
- I did it all for you.
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We drinking here or what?
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- Rage!
- Rage?
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To rage!
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It's like I was saying when
Brad called me,
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don't be sneaking off on
the sophomores, man.
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To Lucy Diamond. The hottest
bitch on North Central High.
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Hey, who you're calling a bitch?
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She's adorable.
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Make a hole. Vomit express!
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- Kenny!
- He's fine.
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He's fine. He just needs a little air.
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- Hey!
- What?
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00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,600
Hey, you over delusional
sense of confidence.
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Kenny!
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Okay?
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Can you please don't do that?
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- I love you, Lucy. I do!
- Ooh Kenny... Kenny!
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Kenny! You are not in love.
You're drunk.
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00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,200
Justin said that you're hot and
you love him now.
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00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:06,000
Justin is a meat-head. He is cute,
but dumb. He doesn't even get sarcasm.
285
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,600
- You know... you think he's cute.
- No. I don't think he's cute. Come on!
286
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:12,999
No, I don't think he's cute.
You are so heavy.
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Don't step in that, yeah!
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Hello!
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Come here! There's my girl.
How're ya...
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- Make me a muscle.
- Dad!
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No more sign. I wanna be a chef.
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00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:04,800
All done being daddy's
little lumberjack, huh?
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00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:10,099
- Welcome home.
- So... What's happened?
294
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:14,199
So... you left March 12 at
eight fifteen. Mom and I went
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to the diner's. She got an omelet,
I had pancakes and they...
296
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,500
- Yeah... okay, then what?
- I drove home!
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00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,000
- You drove home?
- Yeah!
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00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:21,999
In town?
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00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,400
Well, mom told me to come straight
home, but I did go to the park.
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00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,799
Wait, mom let you drive alone?
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00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,599
Dad, I was... I was just trying
to impress Kenny.
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00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:31,040
And there was this other guy there
who made me kiss him, so...
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00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,100
What!?
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00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,999
Some bitch-tarded assholian
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00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,599
- made you kiss Kenny?
- No, dad!
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00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,899
Some skanky guy Scott and I had to.
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00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:40,199
He was going to beat up
Kenny if I didn't...
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00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,299
- Scott! Scott who?
- Dad, it was nothing.
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00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,200
It was just stupid
playground stuff and he...
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00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,300
Alright... okay! Where was
the person formerly known as
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00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,400
your mother when all this kissing
and driving was going on?
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00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:49,399
Dad! She was going to be late so
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00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,099
- I had to drop her off...
- Late? Late for what?
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00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,499
- Good morning.
- Lainee... what the
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00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,700
hell is going on?
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00:24:58,300 --> 00:25:02,499
I don't know what I was
thinking, Chuck.
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00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:04,900
- I just...
- Mom, I told him about the job.
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00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,800
A job?
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00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,699
What do I need... Do you want
me to send more money?
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00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,699
Are you having trouble
paying the bills?
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00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,999
It's something to do, Chuck!
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00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,699
It's get really lonely.
What exactly do you
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00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,199
think I should be doing
when you're gone?
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00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:25,599
Pay attention to raising
your daughter.
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00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,800
I have been raising our daughter
by myself for 16 years.
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00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:58,600
Kenny?
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00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:05,100
- Lucy.
- I'm freezing. Move over.
328
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,800
Sorry. I'm sorry.
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00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,100
Lucy!
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00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:11,700
- You know I love you, don't you?
- That was sex, Kenny. Not love.
331
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,700
- Lucy, I'm serious.
- I gotta go!
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00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:22,500
Hello? Lucy?
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00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,400
Kenny?
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PLANNED PARENTHOOD
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00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,500
Lucy! You have got company.
336
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,799
There was a really bad famine
in the 3rd century.
337
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:02,900
These butcher, lured 3 little boys
into their shop,
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00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,500
murder them,
soaked them in a barrel of brim.
339
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:09,300
- It must have been a huge barrel.
- Why, chopped them up!
340
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,500
He's been selling them as ham.
341
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,400
Then Saint Nicholas,
brought the little boys back to life.
342
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,899
Saint Nicholas like Santa Claus,
Saint Nicholas?
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00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:19,899
Yeah, a lot of people don't
know that about.
344
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:25,199
I didn't. So what, they were like
little boy zombies or something?
345
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,401
Well, you really didn't believe
in Santa Elves, did you?
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00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,500
- No... no, you gotta...
- I guess not, yeah.
347
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,000
- Hi.
- Hey.
348
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,500
Hey, I thought we should
get a head start on our homework
349
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,800
so it's not hanging
over our head all weekends.
350
00:30:38,900 --> 00:30:44,700
- Yeah. There's cookies inside.
- Yeah.
351
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,499
So, there's a pill you can take
to keep from getting pregnant.
352
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:04,200
It's a emergency contraception plan B
pill. I got it at Planned Parenthood.
353
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,100
You went there?
354
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,299
So even in the spirit of Easter,
355
00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,900
you're saying bringing
people back from the dead
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00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,999
is not such a good thing.
357
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,199
Well, I mean if it's a
full on miracle with no
358
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,599
side effects like brain's damage,
or motor control,
359
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,199
then yeah... it's a good thing but
360
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,999
I think the grey area
of moralistically
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00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,200
is in the quality of life
after resuscitation.
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00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,999
Sure! I get to smell like pickles.
363
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,300
Right! See... that's no good,
you know.
364
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,600
- I got that!
- Homework.
365
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,899
- Hello!
- Chuck, this is Libby.
366
00:31:37,900 --> 00:31:40,000
Oh... hey, how're you doing?
367
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:48,500
It's best to take the pill
before 72 hours from this morning.
368
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:49,900
I already took it.
369
00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:52,499
I'll tell what.
I've got a better idea.
370
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,500
Why don't you guys come
over here for brunch.
371
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:58,900
Yeah, Lucy always made
some mountain of food.
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00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,699
They're like brother and
sister already, so...
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00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,199
- you know, we're already like family.
- Okay!
374
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,999
- 11 o'clock on Sunday?
- Alright.
375
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,400
Fantastic! Alright, I'll see you then.
376
00:32:08,900 --> 00:32:12,900
We're gonna have Easter brunch on
Sunday together. How great is that?
377
00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,299
Did you know that I used to
babysit your mom?
378
00:32:21,300 --> 00:32:22,599
Of course she does.
379
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,999
Remember I told you
about the babysitter
380
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,800
- who puked in our Jack janitor?
- Ooh, I forgot all that!
381
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,699
- And what you did... didn't you...
- What?
382
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:34,199
Give Lainee's cousin the
teething to wear
383
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,800
that you found in her mother
underwear's drawer?
384
00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:39,899
I was 14. I had no idea
why the women were
385
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,700
so upset and the men couldn't
stopped laughing.
386
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,399
It was a vibrator.
387
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,700
Yeah, I got there on my own.
Thank you.
388
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,999
So then Lucy, winds up
having to kiss this
389
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,199
shitdiculous kid Scott
something, Scott...
390
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,299
Booker.
391
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:01,099
Scott Booker.
392
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:04,000
Scott Booker. Scott mix smell ass
Booker. Yes!
393
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:07,400
Apparently to save Kenny
from getting a beating.
394
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,200
See, that's completely unfair.
395
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:12,899
Hey, let's do that thing where
we all go round
396
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:13,899
and say what we're thankful for.
397
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:15,399
- All I'm saying what's unfair?
- At Thanksgiving...
398
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,399
Teenage boys have feelings too.
Did it occurred to you that
399
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,299
Scott or Kenny might have been
embarrassed or upset by what happened?
400
00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:24,300
I'll start... I am thankful
to live in a country...
401
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,100
I can tell you all about teenage boys
and their penis-centric feeling.
402
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,200
...nonfiction novel and
403
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,399
- reality television.
- Ooh, that's such a
404
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,599
stupid over generalization.
405
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,000
I am thankful for the multi
Italiano cookbook which I got...
406
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,399
It's just as hard to be
a teenage boy as it is
407
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,600
to be a teenage girl.
Isn't that right, Kenny?
408
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:43,499
As a former pregnant teenager,
I'd say it's way tougher being a girl.
409
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:46,350
Lenny, I know you were
lost in your grief
410
00:33:46,351 --> 00:33:48,500
and your anger when your parents died.
411
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,799
And... and even Chuck dropped
out of High school.
412
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,200
Everyone said he'd a chance
of playing college ball.
413
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:58,400
I don't want Kenny to have to give up
his life like Chuck did.
414
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:03,700
Kenny has just as much at risk in a
sexual relationship as Lucy does.
415
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:08,100
What the F... ing shit?
416
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,599
I think the issue isn't so much
who has a more difficult time,
417
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,199
I think it's challenging for
all of us...
418
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,600
- Maybe you didn't know?
- No, I don't.
419
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:17,299
I don't need you to tell me what
you think my daughter is doing...
420
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,400
Nothing is being taught...
421
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,899
And I don't have to
standby and pretend
422
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:21,599
that there's nothing I can
do about it.
423
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,099
The real issue is how do we
hold society more accountable?
424
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,800
That's enough!
425
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:34,700
Are you making accusing against
our daughter? How dare you?
426
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,900
And I didn't give up my life.
My family is my life.
427
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:49,999
You know in the eastern religions
they... they believe that our entire
428
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,200
life's were just an illusion and
none of this is actually real.
429
00:34:54,700 --> 00:34:57,500
The Buddhists call it samsara.
430
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,500
Hey... hey!
431
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,100
Who's a good boy?
432
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:12,000
- What a samsara Easter.
- You know I didn't tell her anything.
433
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,500
I know.
434
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,600
Our parents are never to be
within 500 yards of each other.
435
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:22,600
That's absolutely imperatives.
436
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,000
I don't want to have sex again.
437
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,100
It's not because of your mom
and my dad's.
438
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,600
- I just want to wait till we're older.
- Okay.
439
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:43,499
That's it? Okay?
440
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,100
Hello, Chica.
441
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:50,400
Do you know how long we've
been doing this?
442
00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:55,200
Easter leftovers feast for the dogs?
Since we were 8.
443
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,700
Right and we have been friends
since we were six.
444
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:03,100
That's 10 years, Lucy. You know, most
marriages don't even last that long.
445
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,100
I just want us to last.
446
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,500
I thought guy's was supposed to have
a sexual thought every 30 seconds?
447
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,800
I didn't say I wouldn't
think about it.
448
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:29,600
- Hey! No alcohol.
- Agreed, but...
449
00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:33,000
You realised this make us
like totally abnormal, right?
450
00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:35,000
We could always take up smoking.
451
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:40,600
Yeah, or latexbondage.
I hear that's fun.
452
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,700
Scott?
453
00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:00,100
Hey, Lucy. Look what I went and found.
454
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,800
Here you go.
455
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,900
Scott.
456
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:12,899
I was raised in
Saint Bartholomew orphanage.
457
00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,599
And while I realised that
was a pretty strict
458
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,500
upbringing and a different time...
459
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:22,700
We didn't force girl's to do
things back then.
460
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:24,800
Yes, sir!
461
00:37:24,801 --> 00:37:26,900
Dad, it wasn't even his idea.
462
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:29,200
Do you know what happened
463
00:37:29,201 --> 00:37:32,500
- to Saint Bartholomew?
- No, sir!
464
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,400
They took a knife and they
skinned his feet.
465
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,399
And he's alive. He's watching this
happened. Now, they just want
466
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,900
1 big piece of skin. So, you know...
467
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:51,800
They're taking their time.
One long slice at the leg...
468
00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:58,300
and they carefully peeled the skin
away from the muscle.
469
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,800
Now, most people die when they reached
the mid-section but Bartholomew,
470
00:38:02,801 --> 00:38:04,900
is one of the apostles.
471
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,400
He's still alive, even after they
skinned his face off his skull.
472
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,699
Dad... come on! There is no really...
473
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:16,700
Your apology should be so sincere,
that it breaks my heart.
474
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,300
I'm sorry.
475
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:29,700
I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't
mean it. I really am sorry.
476
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,500
Real men treat women with respect.
477
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:40,300
- Say it.
- Real men treat women with respect.
478
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,700
Have a good Easter, Scott.
479
00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,900
Scott, I'm so...
480
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,400
- Scott was scared to dead.
- I just need him to apologizes to Lucy.
481
00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,699
- Well, you'll be lucky if his family
- Seeing he's out driving around...
482
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,100
doesn't pressed charges.
483
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,899
Oh please! You've your job now, right?
484
00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:05,800
So somebody had to make
time for parenting.
485
00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,800
You call that parenting?
486
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:10,000
What... I'm not enough
to get jealous about anymore,
487
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:12,000
you have to throw Lucy in too?
488
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,099
Anything I need to be jealous about?
Who should I be jealous about?
489
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,500
Go cool off before you do
something really stupid.
490
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,900
Mom, are you okay?
491
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,000
Yeah, I'll be.
492
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,399
- Hello?
- How's the hottest bitch
493
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,999
- of North Central High.
- Would you stop calling me that.
494
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,599
- Boy troubles?
- This jerk won't leave me alone.
495
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,200
Get used to it.
496
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,800
Hey sweetie. I just called work,
they're short a couple of guys.
497
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,599
Can't even give this guy
some privacy.
498
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,900
Same old... same old.
499
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,599
What... you're leaving?
500
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,400
Yes, I just called work. They're short
of a couple of guys. I gotta go.
501
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:17,800
Jesus... Chuck, you're lying.
You're lying right in my face.
502
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,100
Now I am the liar? I'm the one
that keeps us going, lady.
503
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,000
You think you make enough with your
little job to pay for all this?
504
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:30,600
I'm leaving because I've to work.
Somebody have to work...
505
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:38,100
You know what? Go, just go then.
Run away...
506
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:05,000
How is the hottest bitch of
North Central High?
507
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,800
Building self-esteem is one thing,
but maintaining a high level esteem
508
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:50,000
required you incorporate 629
509
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,200
into your life and make
them a habit for you.
510
00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,100
What a piece of shit!
511
00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:02,500
- Hey.
- Hey.
512
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,199
So you want to add a
little bit herbal and...
513
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,399
a little fresh paisley,
a little bit...
514
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,600
Kenny says we hit rock bottom
with the Easter freak feast.
515
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:21,500
I always picture rock bottom with way
more hard drugs and bad cooking.
516
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,400
So when these last 30 seconds is
when everything really great,
517
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:27,200
that can happen can,
but also when it could be a disaster.
518
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:32,500
And now it gets you in the right spot,
and then you take it to the plate.
519
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,300
Hey!
520
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,600
I got your text. What's going on?
521
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,900
- I'm okay! Just...
- Hey!
522
00:42:51,100 --> 00:42:54,300
You don't actually seem that ok!
523
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Do you remember that morning
I came into your room?
524
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:10,400
Well, I think we can improve on
that memory.
525
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,100
What about our abstinence promise?
526
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,200
It will be like a do-over.
527
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,500
Do-overs don't count.
528
00:43:51,300 --> 00:43:55,300
- I've to go live with my dad.
- What?
529
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,500
They've changed my parenting plan.
530
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,700
Apparently my dad's really been
working his sobriety.
531
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:09,500
They can't make you move
clear across the state.
532
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,600
We're minors. They can make
me do anything they want.
533
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,199
We have to wait until the
school years over.
534
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,400
No, Lucy... power corrupts. And
parental power corrupts absolutely.
535
00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:29,600
Is it because of me, because of us?
536
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:35,300
- Probably.
- My God!
537
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:41,000
We are stupid.
We have ruined everything.
538
00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,600
Hey!
539
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:16,300
Yo!
540
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:22,100
- Where's Kenny?
- I don't know.
541
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,500
Hey, you know what happen right there?
542
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:48,200
You! You have been right there.
543
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,900
That is something I never
needed to know.
544
00:45:56,700 --> 00:45:59,099
Your dad was the only man
I'd sex with until this year.
545
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:02,000
Mom, I... come on!
546
00:46:17,700 --> 00:46:20,400
Where is Kenny? Where are you?
547
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,299
Text to the masses, cutting classes...
548
00:46:23,300 --> 00:46:25,899
smacking them asses...
549
00:46:25,900 --> 00:46:31,100
Hello shawty! No, look... seriously.
There's a really great party tonight.
550
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:32,499
Everyone's gonna be there.
551
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,050
It's too bad I hate everyone
or else I'll be there too.
552
00:46:35,051 --> 00:46:37,099
You're weird, you know
but in a super hot way.
553
00:46:37,100 --> 00:46:40,900
You're clueless, you know
but in a dull and obvious way.
554
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,600
I see your future, Lucy Diamond.
You'll lighten up and you'll have fun.
555
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:51,199
In high school, I thought
I was going to be famous.
556
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:52,499
Famous for what?
557
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,500
I don't know. I just...
I still think I wasn't going
558
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,400
to end up so, so regular.
559
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:00,399
Boring.
560
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,900
My parents died in a car crash
when I was in high school, so...
561
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,500
- actually I like kinda stood out.
- Jesus!
562
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,399
And Chuck was an orphan
so I figured he was
563
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,899
the only person who
could understand me.
564
00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:17,800
- He sort of rescued you?
- No, that was Lucy.
565
00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:23,900
She forced me to fight my way
back to regular and boring.
566
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:27,500
Ooh, there's nothing about you
that's regular and were boring.
567
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:35,300
He hasn't been in school all week.
He wouldn't just leave.
568
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,800
- He's really not here, Lucy.
- No, I'm coming over there.
569
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,100
Justin said you want to ride
with us to the party.
570
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,600
I got this for you.
Seems like you weren't into beer.
571
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:10,000
- Saint Judah.
- Huh?
572
00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:13,100
Patron saint of lost causes.
Beaten to death
573
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,400
with a club and beheaded
1st century AD.
574
00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:19,100
Isn't that a Beatles song?
575
00:48:29,900 --> 00:48:32,900
Nice car. Does it go fast?
576
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,799
High school hero can't dance? No!
577
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,880
Are you gonna rapped or are
you gonna dance? Come on!
578
00:48:51,900 --> 00:48:54,000
I could dance. I could dance.
579
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,700
I think your girlfriend is kinda
jealous of us talking.
580
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,600
Jaime? No, me and her
broke-up a long time ago.
581
00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,600
You don't think I'm good enough,
so I can't hang out with you guys?
582
00:49:15,700 --> 00:49:17,900
- She's wrong about that.
- Yeah.
583
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:23,300
- You're drunk.
- I know.
584
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,500
Come on.
585
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,699
Look, everyone staring at us now.
586
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,800
- Let them watch!
- Okay...
587
00:49:52,900 --> 00:49:55,000
Okay, you've got to give them a show.
588
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:14,600
Come on! I even have
my sweat-shirt on.
589
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,599
Come on... I can't move my arms.
Hey, stop!
590
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,100
Come on, cut it out. That's hurt...
cut it out.
591
00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:56,000
That was awesome!
592
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:01,800
So the word, consensual
mean anything to you?
593
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,800
What did you think was
going to happen?
594
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,100
I need you... I need you to leave.
595
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:51,100
- Is everything okay?
- Does it actually looks like I'm okay?
596
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,000
Why do you smell like vomit?
597
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,800
How many possible answers can
there be to that question?
598
00:52:50,300 --> 00:52:52,300
Kenny is gone.
599
00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:58,700
- He didn't even say goodbye.
- Oh Lucy, honey. I'm so sorry.
600
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,900
Someone gave me
peppermint schnapps at the party.
601
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:08,500
Once I got sick on cinnamon schnapps.
602
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,400
And now I gargle a little every-time
I walked past a Cinnabon.
603
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,900
- Hey Mom...
- Yeah?
604
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:37,100
I puked inside my shirt.
605
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:03,700
It's been my experience,
parents usually
606
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,700
know more than you think they do.
607
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,900
My dad's away working.
608
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,401
It might helped both of you
if you let your mother know.
609
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,720
She thinks I'll ended up
just like her.
610
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,299
Evidences I collect today can
be held anonymously for 30 days.
611
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:21,100
You've that amount of time to decide
if you want to file a police report.
612
00:54:22,100 --> 00:54:26,500
There's a drug Truvada... it would
help prevent you from getting HIV.
613
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:30,400
Like AIDS... HIV?
614
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,899
It has to be taken for
3 weeks and the side-effects
615
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:35,100
are intense like a really bad flu.
616
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:40,500
I'm a sophomore in high school.
I kissed a total of 3 boys.
617
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,700
The medication I would encouraged
you to consider given the situation.
618
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,800
Hey... hey! How are you?
I... I try to call you.
619
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,700
I've been really worried.
620
00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:03,600
Hey Lucy! Wait up.
621
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:10,399
I'm not Justin. I'm not like him,
Lucy. I didn't do anything.
622
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,999
No, you didn't do anything.
You didn't say anything.
623
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,600
You just let him think it was okay.
624
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:16,499
Yeah... I don't think he's
going to listen to anything.
625
00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,600
Okay... well, congratulations
because you're so much
626
00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:20,700
the better person, it's impressive.
627
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,100
Sorry, I left without saying goodbye.
In my bigger life,
628
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,700
I'm far way more mature than that.
Not such a detestable chicken shit.
629
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,199
How are you feeling?
630
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:44,600
Like I'm covered in coals and
I wanna puked through my eyes.
631
00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:50,200
I can't believe you've the
flu on your birthday.
632
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,399
Yeah!
633
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:55,600
- Rotten luck, huh!
- Wanna open dad's first?
634
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,900
Wow, life-time achievement award
for worst present ever.
635
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,400
I think they're adorable.
636
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,900
- Is that from Kenny?
- Yeah.
637
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,600
Oh, these are pretty bottles.
638
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,000
It is olive oil.
639
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,000
Must be good stuff.
640
00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:51,700
It is really, really good.
641
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,899
Something smells great!
642
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:07,399
Oh... It's just chicken.
643
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,000
I didn't have time to plan it,
make it more elaborate.
644
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:17,500
Oh, I didn't know you were
fixing anything.
645
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,100
- It's my birthday!
- I'm so sorry. I... I...
646
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:25,500
I just thought that we would go out
together when you're feeling better.
647
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,999
You know,
I'll sit with you while you eat.
648
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,500
Hey mom! You don't have to.
649
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,699
- No, I'm gonna call and cancel this-
- Mom...
650
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:38,261
Honestly! That would just
make it worse.
651
00:57:41,300 --> 00:57:43,000
I'm fine.
652
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:49,599
So with this dish,
I recommend a delicate dry
653
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,599
white wine from the Pouilly
or from the Veneto
654
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,900
My favourite is Pinot Grigio,
riddled in with the greenness
655
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,299
in the hills of the eastern side
of the Fréville mountains.
656
00:57:59,300 --> 00:58:04,900
If I hadn't had sex with Kenny,
if I had been more strict with mom...
657
00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:09,500
If I made it clear to Dad,
that we needed him here.
658
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,799
If I hadn't been such a
stupid drunken dumb-ass who
659
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,000
didn't even consider something
hideous could happen...
660
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:21,000
With just a little bit...
of toasted sliced almonds.
661
00:58:45,300 --> 00:58:47,600
Hey, I got your postcard.
662
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:49,899
Yeah, well, just because
I send you a postcard everyday
663
00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:51,800
doesn't mean I think
about you all the time.
664
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:56,400
- That would be blatantly pathetic.
- Yeah... yeah, even for me.
665
00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:01,899
I'd this dream where
we were at the Jungle gym.
666
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:03,820
Wait, I'm confused.
I thought that was real life.
667
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,200
No, no... listen.
668
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,099
In a dream, we start at the Jungle
gym. We walked in opposite
669
00:59:09,100 --> 00:59:11,599
direction until we met on the
other side of the world.
670
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,899
And then I thank you for
671
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:15,500
- always having my back.
- Yeah...
672
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,300
Shut up!
673
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,999
You know what we should do this
summer? There's an Italian class
674
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,499
at the library and it's free
and we could take it and...
675
00:59:25,500 --> 00:59:26,999
It's just my dad had
already signed me up
676
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,899
for summer class as
it's a college year.
677
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:29,699
That's stupid.
678
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:31,099
But there's a week right before
679
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,299
school start again and...
680
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:35,899
- What before school start?
- Well, it wasn't my idea, okay.
681
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:37,899
Kenny, you're kidding me?
You're telling me I'm not gonna
682
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:43,700
- see you all summer. That's crazy!
- Lucy! Lucy... Lucy...
683
00:59:47,100 --> 00:59:49,099
Hey! I...
684
00:59:49,100 --> 00:59:52,199
Okay, I imagined you think you're
being devoted and persistence
685
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:54,799
- but this is known as stalking.
- Okay, I promised I will
686
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,440
leave you alone.
687
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:57,899
Oh, so you're stalking me just to
promise to leave me alone this summer.
688
00:59:57,900 --> 01:00:00,399
Please just let me
say one thing, okay.
689
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,599
I've been doing a lot
of thinking lately...
690
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,799
Oh, that's too late to start thinking.
Just stick to
691
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:07,700
mindlessly following
your peer's group.
692
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,500
- That peer group thing...
- Yo... incoming!
693
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:17,599
Artful move there, dude.
694
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,199
Oh, so it's going
to be like that, huh.
695
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:21,099
- Alright!
- I feel like I need to make
696
01:00:21,100 --> 01:00:23,100
amends for my part in that.
697
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,800
Always picking on my rebounds,
huh... Timmy boy.
698
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:36,000
Damn. Pretty step-up, Tim.
699
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:38,900
- Justin, you just got ditch!
- Excuse me...
700
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:43,299
Hey, I'm going fishing. Do you think
you might want to come along?
701
01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:46,600
I've only just stop thinking
of you as an heinous ass-hole.
702
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,099
Okay, it's just fishing.
It's to celebrate
703
01:00:49,100 --> 01:00:50,800
the end of the school year. And to
704
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:55,500
show you I'm not a heinous ass-hole.
It doesn't mean anything.
705
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:59,500
Okay, maybe!
706
01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:07,799
Well, you know when Mario Batali
was our age, he was living in Spain.
707
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:10,240
I live in a region that's famous
for it's chicken fried steak.
708
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,400
I'm so far behind in my life.
709
01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:19,699
You know I read that women who
have had more than one sexual
710
01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:22,600
partners are later more contended
in their marriages.
711
01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:28,000
Wow, that's statistically really
romantic of you, Mr. Idle Leftfield.
712
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,299
You know if you ever do decide
to hook up with someone else,
713
01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:34,800
just don't tell me about it, okay.
I mean... I...
714
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:39,700
I have a really visual imagination. I
don't need those pictures in my head.
715
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,299
You're telling me,
you want me to lie to you?
716
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:45,700
Yes, please lied your ass off.
Just be convincing.
717
01:01:49,900 --> 01:01:53,300
I should warn ya.
I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy.
718
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,999
Like to wear tighty whitties and
listen to Bob Seger and ZZ Top.
719
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,799
No... I mean, I believe in going slow.
720
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:04,600
- You mean with sex?
- Yeah.
721
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:07,599
You know I just think... you know...
722
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:10,899
Real intimacy is physical
and emotional, right.
723
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:15,599
I just... I feel like I need to
really know someone before we can...
724
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,900
Kiss?
725
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,100
No, kissing would be ok.
726
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:25,200
Not the full on horizontal Bob?
727
01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,400
And now you're making fun of me
728
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:29,200
- No, no, no, I'm serious.
- No, no... you're making fun of me.
729
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,900
You have no idea how cool
I think that is.
730
01:02:33,900 --> 01:02:36,200
It's cool.
731
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,300
I get all the love songs now, doesn't
used to make sense to me before.
732
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:45,700
He's married, isn't he?
733
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:49,600
Why do you say things like that?
734
01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:53,100
I hate that you're right all the time.
735
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,800
I'm a complete pessimist so
the odds are always with me.
736
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:03,000
Why do people stay together?
In bad relationships I mean.
737
01:03:05,700 --> 01:03:09,200
They eat so much shit for so long,
738
01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:12,900
they don't even recognize
the taste of it after a while.
739
01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:19,000
You think I've been eating shit,
don't you?
740
01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:03,900
- Lucy, wait!
- It's okay. I would like to.
741
01:04:06,100 --> 01:04:07,700
Do they have to be oyster mushrooms?
742
01:04:07,900 --> 01:04:10,300
How do you tell which ones
is the oyster mushrooms?
743
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,300
Like a lightish-brown,
kind of fan shaped.
744
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:15,900
Stop.
745
01:04:19,600 --> 01:04:23,200
Wait, I'm gonna ask somebody.
746
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,500
Never mind, I'll be home
in a little bit.
747
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,000
Shit, shit! Quickly, quickly!
748
01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,600
Hey, kiddo!
749
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,500
Quickly put your jeans on!
750
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,900
Hello... hello?
751
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:20,900
Anyone here?
752
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,100
Lucy?
753
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,800
- Hello?
- Bob?
754
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:44,700
Hey! I'm with the family now.
755
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:48,900
Is that your estranged wife that you
have your arm around right now?
756
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,900
The one you can't stand to touch?
757
01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:02,800
- Please, please, please please...
- Lainee?
758
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:08,000
Jeff? Is that... is that you?
759
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,299
Just because we didn't have sex
does not mean you weren't cheating.
760
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:16,700
You should know that, you're being
unfaithful to everyone around you.
761
01:06:16,701 --> 01:06:18,300
Lainee!
762
01:06:20,900 --> 01:06:22,700
Dad, it's just me.
763
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,100
Lucy...
764
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,399
I'm coming over there
if you keep this up.
765
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,600
Look... don't! I'll just...,
let me go to the...
766
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:34,699
Mr. Diamond... I'm Tim, I'm sorry that
we had to meet this way
767
01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,400
Just one second.
768
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,100
Tim, Tim... will you please stop it!
769
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,600
Daddy!
770
01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:57,100
- Don't make a scene.
- No, you make a scene! This is entirely
771
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,200
and completely your old-fashioned
guy kind of scene!
772
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:06,050
Hey, sweet-sweetie,
look I got you these.
773
01:07:06,051 --> 01:07:09,000
Why don't you go put that in the...
in the car with Mummy, huh.
774
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:13,299
We love each other.
We're going to get married.
775
01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:15,300
No, we do not. We're not... just go!
776
01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:24,700
Daddy... daddy, are you okay?
777
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:52,500
And Saint Agathe was forced into a
brothel, but no man... could... enter.
778
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,600
Those who even dare to touch
her got sick and die.
779
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,200
She was thrown into the
prison and tortured.
780
01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:04,600
Her breasts were crushed
and then cut-off.
781
01:08:05,300 --> 01:08:08,400
She was forced to roll in hot coals.
782
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:13,600
But through-out it all,
she refused to give up her virginity.
783
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:24,499
So, I should wanna be
tortured and mutilated
784
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:28,300
rather than have sex with
a guy I really liked?
785
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,300
Is that the moral to the story?
786
01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:33,501
This is not the person I want
you to be, Lucy.
787
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,099
What do you want me to be?
You want me to be like mom who
788
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:38,700
as it happen, you got pregnant
when we were both exactly my age.
789
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:42,900
Your mother and I gave up everything.
We got married to have you.
790
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,399
What? How about if I'm a self-center
immature controlling high school
791
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,799
drop-out who uses every
excuse not to be with my family?
792
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,900
Is that the person you want me to be?
793
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:55,700
You're such an awesome
role model, dad.
794
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,099
You know we need to showing up every
795
01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:14,100
3 months to provide
your moral guidance.
796
01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:17,600
I got it. I got it!
797
01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:04,100
We could get a restraining order.
798
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,099
Why? He'll just come back in
799
01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:08,100
a few months and everything
will be the same.
800
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:11,900
I don't want that!
801
01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:19,900
- Are you and dad over, then?
- We were over a long, long time ago.
802
01:10:24,100 --> 01:10:27,400
I wish my parents were still alive.
803
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:29,900
Do you miss them?
804
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:34,700
Yeah, but I missed them all for you.
805
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:40,300
- I wish you had them.
- Grandparents would be kind of cool.
806
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,900
I came from a good family, you know.
807
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:48,400
And any mess I have made of my life,
I'd no one to blame but myself.
808
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:58,800
There's no one I want to talk to...
Except Kenny and you.
809
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,700
- Hello.
- Lainee, is that you?
810
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:12,500
- Ron?
- It's me.
811
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:15,500
- Oh, my God!
- I know, right...
812
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,900
- I just thought that I...
- Ron...
813
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,200
- Where are you?
- Well, actually I'm...
814
01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:22,800
You know it's been years
and years and years.
815
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,700
- Well, I know I did.
- So I tried to...
816
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,500
This is not the person I want
you to be.
817
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:40,200
Mom!
818
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:44,600
- Did dad ever try to find his parents?
- What?
819
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:47,599
I thought maybe that's why
he was gone all the times.
820
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,099
- Hey, you know what I was thinking?
- No, almost never.
821
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:54,300
We get a way for awhile.
We take a little road trip.
822
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,999
Ron was saying that his parents
owned a restaurant in Fairview.
823
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,099
Ron?
824
01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:01,599
As in your high school boyfriend, Ron?
825
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,899
Well, we could have dinner with Ron.
826
01:12:03,900 --> 01:12:06,899
And then just you and me,
we could stayed for a few days.
827
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:10,800
- Why would we do that?
- Because we never do anything.
828
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:15,400
We deserve something fun. And 'cause,
it's got... you know all that
829
01:12:15,401 --> 01:12:18,500
nature and beauty stuff going on.
830
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:22,800
- I guess...
- Okay, great!
831
01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:26,900
We go packed if we're gonna go.
We should hit the road.
832
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,199
Ron parents owned
"The Two Sister's Cafe"?
833
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,500
- You've heard of it?
- You haven't heard of it?
834
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,699
Ron been helping his dad
past few weeks.
835
01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:17,799
He's supposed to leave
this morning but
836
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,700
he said he'll wait for
us if we came up.
837
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,400
Are you done?
838
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:46,600
Hi, Lainee.
839
01:13:54,900 --> 01:13:58,800
- This is Lucy.
- Oh... hi!
840
01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:59,900
Stop staring.
841
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,700
- I like him.
- Yeah, me too.
842
01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:10,400
- He's kind of like your Kenny.
- Yeah, maybe.
843
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:17,599
Ron owns a restaurant on a beach.
It's like a really high-end place.
844
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,399
- What beach?
- Puerto Vallarta.
845
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,500
The Puerto Vallarta that's in Mexico?
846
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:29,100
- He likes us to come down there.
- Like a vacation?
847
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,599
Ron really, really likes you, Lucy.
You could work
848
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,999
at a professional kitchen.
We could learn to speak Spanish.
849
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:39,499
It's the kind of vacation
where I get a job?
850
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:42,299
He needs to leave tonight. It would
take a couple of days
851
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,900
to get down there but we could all get
to know each other better in the car.
852
01:15:45,000 --> 01:15:46,999
You realized that's insane, right?
853
01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:49,700
Right, that's probably
part of the appeal.
854
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,699
Remember when you told me
that you and dad were done?
855
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:56,799
Oh actually no, wait.
That's was today!
856
01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:57,300
No... no!
857
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,499
This is not about me and your dad.
858
01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:02,499
No, so what's this about?
Because it's not about
859
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:04,500
me working in a professional kitchen.
860
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,399
- It'll be fun.
- Mom, stop! We're not doing this.
861
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,099
You're not the one who decides.
I'm the mom and you're the kid.
862
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,300
Based on what?
863
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,199
Your great sense of
responsibilities or
864
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:14,999
your amazing problem solving skills?
865
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,399
You want us to move
to Puerto Vallarta with
866
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,299
some stranger from what, God knows...
867
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,900
No! He's not a stranger!
868
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:24,199
Lucy, please!
I have to know, I have to do this!
869
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,799
Have to know what?
How awesome your life
870
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:27,900
would've been if I hadn't been born?
871
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:33,400
God, no! No, Lucy, you're the only
thing that's turned out right.
872
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:37,700
You're... everything!
873
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:46,100
I just... I just can't do it anymore.
874
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:50,400
Can't do what? Be my mom?
875
01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:53,600
I just...
876
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:58,600
...feel like I'm... like I'm dying.
877
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,800
I...
878
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:09,000
I need something.
I need... something else.
879
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,600
I need to... belong.
880
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,800
I need to find something.
881
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,800
Okay, mom.
882
01:17:31,100 --> 01:17:34,400
If you need to go... go.
883
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:44,199
- I can't go without you.
- I'm 16. I'm not pregnant.
884
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:46,400
I'm not getting married.
885
01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,999
Who can take better
care of me than me?
886
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,800
No, Lucy, I...
887
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,899
You're gonna make me run
away to Mexico
888
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:59,200
with you and your
high school boyfriend? No!
889
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:02,800
You go.
890
01:18:11,400 --> 01:18:16,000
I... I can maybe go for two weeks.
891
01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:20,100
I'll take it.
892
01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:23,700
- I'll give you the ATM card.
- Okay.
893
01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:29,800
- Okay, two weeks.
- Okay.
894
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:38,999
Jean Paul Satre said we experience
sense of being abandon
895
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:41,899
when we realize there is no God.
896
01:18:41,900 --> 01:18:45,400
- Or in this case parents to guide us.
- I love you.
897
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,799
But it forces us to
take absolute responsibility
898
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:51,300
for our actions and choices.
899
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,300
I think I'm responsible.
900
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:59,200
You're the most responsible
person that I know.
901
01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:03,400
- Well, you don't know that many people.
- Still, I know a lots of people.
902
01:19:06,100 --> 01:19:10,600
- Did you hear me before?
- I did.
903
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,200
Thanks for having my back.
904
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,100
Always have.
905
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,700
Always will.
906
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:39,500
Please don't hate me for this.
I'll call you everyday.
907
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,799
My dad will be back in an hour, so...
908
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,481
- So I'm sure you would have to meet..
- Yeah, I'll be back in here.
909
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,600
Hi, I'm Lucy Diamond.
910
01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,500
My name is Gerald.
911
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:11,700
My mom's the one who ran
away to Mexico with your son.
912
01:24:12,700 --> 01:24:15,800
Yeah, that kind of circle
back around, didn't it?
913
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,900
- Are you hungry?
- What are we serving?
914
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:26,600
Eggs in hell. Oh, no offense,
it's just custom sauce.
915
01:24:26,700 --> 01:24:28,600
None taken.
916
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,099
Actually saw this place
on the food network.
917
01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:44,600
- Really?
- Yeah.
918
01:24:45,500 --> 01:24:50,300
Well, we do okay for a food cafe
stuck out in the middle of nowhere.
919
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:10,200
Nicely done. The Jalapeño doesn't
overpower the other flavours.
920
01:25:10,300 --> 01:25:14,800
This is like a... plate of
home-cooked Americana.
921
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:18,400
Cool.
922
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:24,800
You know, if you like this,
I make a mean risotto.
923
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,321
- Oh, I love risotto.
- Yeah.
924
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:27,800
It's comfort food.
925
01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:33,499
Here's how I think my
bigger life will look.
926
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:36,100
My parents split up.
927
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:39,200
I graduated from the
culinary institute.
928
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,600
Kenny gets a PhD in something brainy
and world changing.
929
01:25:44,700 --> 01:25:46,999
Later I publish
a best-selling cookbook
930
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:50,100
based on the recipes
from my restaurant.
931
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:53,200
Mario Batali writes the introduction.
932
01:25:54,900 --> 01:26:00,000
Hey, if memory is malleable,
then the future is too, right?
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