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all right ladies and gentlemen
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please join me in welcoming the new Mister and Mister
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Greg Demopolis and Matthew Kane
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to strangers
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who feel the goodness turning good on everyone
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I'm genuinely excited to hear why
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you're the sole person already eating dinner
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I have to go back to work
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I drew the short straw can't leave before the best part
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that's why I'm eating it now
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I'm about to give my toast
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hmm
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good for you I get it
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you have your makeup on
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you don't want to cry before work
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I hope you wrote jokes
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as funny as the idea of me crying at your toast
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only one way to find out
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then came Matthew's new assignment 18 months in Omaha
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where he apparently made exactly one friend
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I got home to find Greg on the floor of our living room
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trying not to freak out
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listening to a Dalai Lama YouTube
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which wasn't really helping
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cause the Lama's never even had a boyfriend
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much less cross state lines to live with it
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now uh
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Greg was um
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terrified
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that Matthew would learn exactly who he really was
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and not just trivial stuff
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like how he makes up random facts
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like Mark Twain inventing the bra strap
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no he did
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he literally did and he invented stand up
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Google it
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so I said to Greg stay with me
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stay here
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and don't worry about getting your heart broken
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because if there's one thing I know about Greg
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is that
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he will always do the exact opposite of what I suggest
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so Greg was in Omaha the next month
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and the rest is history
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which I think proves what I've long believed
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the Dalai Lama sucks
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or or instead
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a heart that's afraid to break
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is a heart that's never used
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to Greg and Matt
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my baby boy he's come to visit
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how's the honeymoon dude I'm a tapped keg
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I remember like the beaches
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the food the rich Cuban culture
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you son of a bitch what
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I thought that you were here to see me
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I am here to see you I you okay
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you know what I want from you
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I want you to accept what you have with Olivia alright
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you guys are friends friends ish
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friends adjacent
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ex coworkers
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these are all really special beautiful categories
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and as much as I fucking try
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no one can take away that
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little drunken humps that you two have look
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I don't care for your tone Greg
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and it was one drunken love making session
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did you come when you had sex with her
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because I don't hear any post not clarity Connor
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God I hate to be blunt
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but it's time to throw in the towel honestly
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Greg is a married man now
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you need to move on I don't give up that easy
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even when I'm literally begging him to hahaha
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so your toast was a hit huh
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no it wasn't good
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you hook up with anyone I mean
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that's how you know if it was good
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I mean it was a gay wedding
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and straight
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single girls famously can't stand gay guys
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so yeah not this gay guy
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they actually find me really offensive yeah
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but only half the guests were yours
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all I'm hearing is
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this is your own special way of saying
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you're happy to see me really
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and please keep in mind the customer is always right
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and please keep in mind you're Greg's customer
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not mine
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hey yup
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hi
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listen buddy I know it feels really romantic to pine
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but it is a super short walk to creepy
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what did you do bring the whole house in your bag
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um my hands are dirty
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I'm gonna go wash them real quick
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I'll be right back um
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can you get us some breadsticks
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thank you what are you doing here
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she insisted on coming really
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tell your chef to stop making such good food haha
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we make chicken fingers
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you came to fuck with me like a child
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after I very gently ghosted you like an adult
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see me out when my wife fucks with you
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that's not my problem don't twist my words
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who's she talking to no idea
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but you know what's a more interesting idea
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look over there at that table
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you see her
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do you know her no
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but you're about to I'm really not in the mood look
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she just got stood up she is waiting
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for a handsome
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young fella to go over there and talk to her
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and since that's not happening
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maybe I could go over there instead
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I didn't say that at all
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that's all you that's all internal look
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if you're not gonna do it for her
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do it for Olivia show her that
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another girl sees how much of a catch you are
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when you told me that you were married
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I thought you'd be low maintenance instead
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you're this black hole of neediness
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maybe from once we skip the mean thing you say to me
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you take back later you know
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the easier way to skip it is don't show up at my work
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thank you guys so much for coming have a great night
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thank you get a real job maybe I wouldn't have to
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I'm gonna spit in your food spit in my mouth
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read the room Kevin
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where where'd you go did you leave
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no he's a just getting started
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probably nothing hmm so nowhere else
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not even a not even a study abroad or
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well
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I've actually never not lived in my parents house what
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it's practical
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rent is expensive and I can commute to college
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you missed out on having a terrible roommate
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who eats all your food
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and leaves her dirty underwear around
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I have that that's my dad right
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well I I did have a buddy that went to UALR
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I actually threw up in the fountain one visit
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that's bad please don't
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don't turn me in my loyalty is to my school
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I hope you'll understand of course
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I will not tell you what happened in the quad
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then it was worse
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no haha
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excuse me miss
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is this man bothering you
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no no
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not at all
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he's wanted in multiple states for indecent exposure
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she's kidding oh
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I am okay hahaha
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he's my friend yeah
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used to work here back in the day
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that's how we met and we had sex once technically
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why did you have technically OK
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I love your top that is so cute
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thank you hahaha
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I never really feel like I have a reason
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so Jenny had a pet rabbit as a child
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which committed suicide oh well
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allegedly I wasn't home at the time
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and my dad's story doesn't really add up
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that's I haven't rolled out negligence
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so I stand corrected
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her father may have murdered a rabbit
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but in brighter news you play the Viola
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I do well
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I do I play the recorder
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and my father murdered my self confidence
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so we're modern women cut from the same cloth
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Connor you have so much to learn from us
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uh huh
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we're about to close but you wanna stay
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uh yeah sure what are you drinking
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I follow
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I follow
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I I follow
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I'm so glad you guys talked to me
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I really needed a night like this
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why your friends don't dance
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um I mean
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I don't really have any friends
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I mean people I grew up with
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but I don't know
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you grow up and then you turn out different and yeah
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do you ever think about like
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who you would become
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if you started hanging around different people
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hmm
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yeah of course
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I'm surrounded by bad influences you guys are cute
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you have plenty of time to find your people
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and you'll know
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your hair is fake hahaha
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the bathroom is yeah
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it's to the left
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thank you
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what do you think
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what do I think about what
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should we bang
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I can tell she's into it
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uh
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all three of us
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yes
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or maybe just you and me okay
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Cora
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meet the moment don't be such a puppy dog
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oh whoa hi
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hi you guys
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you guys gonna ask me to watch you do it
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no
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but I understand why
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we were just uh
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playing a game
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game
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I like games what kind of game
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truth or dare yeah
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oh
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have you ever played it yeah
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I well
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when I was in like fifth grade
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I was dared to eat a raw hot dog
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oh my God well then that sucks
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I was gonna do that one oh uh
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should we play
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I'm down yeah OK
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who wants to go first
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I'll go first
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truth or dare
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um
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truth
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hmm
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okay
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have you ever kissed a girl
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um
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I mean like girls playing when I was little
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uh have you ever really
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really really kissed a girl
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do you want to that's two questions
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which is totally fine
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yes
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you're a great kisser
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okay handsome
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your turn
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truth or dare
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dare I
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dare you to give me the best kiss you've ever given
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Bos never used 51bce0c785ca2f6808
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I think it's your turn to ask
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can I just kiss you
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hmm hahaha
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hey
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hey how's it going
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uh it's alright yeah
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I don't I don't usually drink that well
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I don't I don't usually drink so
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but the rest the the rest was a typical Friday right
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uh yeah
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she really knows how to get what she wants huh
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yeah yeah
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she does um
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but I should say like I I also
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I also wanted it oh no yeah
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I didn't mean it like that right
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yeah no
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I did I also wanted right it too yeah
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yeah last night was
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it's really something um
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you're a you're a beautiful
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woman what am I
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what am I saying uh
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do you want do you want anything
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I have instant oatmeal and cereal
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what cereals
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grape nuts and raisin bran
286
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those are the saddest cereals
287
00:18:45,433 --> 00:18:52,000
well I could also offer a shower and or a cup of tea
288
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yeah that sounds great
289
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both one of each please
290
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,966
great now we're getting somewhere
291
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:57,566
look at this wow
292
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what an Airbnb 5 stars uh
293
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:00,833
well yeah
294
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you have a shower and I'll do the tea OK
295
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:16,300
you know if you were thinking of showering too
296
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and you wanted to save water
297
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tea can wait
298
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closer to the sun
299
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,300
I brought the tea anyway
300
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just in case
301
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new contact Jenny Theresa
302
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,900
haha OK
303
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,566
we can just go with Brooks Brooks
304
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:07,933
OK Brooks
305
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so sorry
306
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,733
uh it was nice to meet you Jenny
307
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:14,833
yeah
308
00:20:15,566 --> 00:20:17,800
I'll give you a call I'm good
309
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,100
bye bye
310
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:40,633
hi hi
311
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:43,100
I see you've mastered the art of playing it cool
312
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,866
I see you've taken my jacket
313
00:20:45,566 --> 00:20:46,966
I wanna take you on a real date
314
00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:48,666
are you seriously not satisfied
315
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,700
when I was co sucking your dick last night
316
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,333
that wasn't enough for you
317
00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:58,166
it was unbelievable
318
00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:01,866
forget the sex I had an amazing time
319
00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:04,066
I haven't had that much fun in a long time
320
00:21:04,066 --> 00:21:06,366
and don't forget the sex
321
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I will say you picked up a thing or two since last time
322
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,600
yeah
323
00:21:13,066 --> 00:21:14,466
you stole my heart
324
00:21:14,766 --> 00:21:17,866
a sexual compliment almost makes me forget
325
00:21:17,866 --> 00:21:21,000
waking up to a cold bed you can buy my breakfast
326
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,166
that's kind of like a date
327
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,966
I wanna buy you dinner tomorrow night
328
00:21:24,966 --> 00:21:26,800
I'm working the next night
329
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,933
then final offer
330
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,033
unless there's a better night
331
00:21:30,033 --> 00:21:31,266
in which case that's totally fine
332
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:31,833
why do
333
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:35,300
men think that unwanted persistence is so charming
334
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,666
that's fair in my defense
335
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:41,000
I was inside you like eight hours ago
336
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,366
okay fine fine
337
00:21:47,366 --> 00:21:49,400
yeah one thing
338
00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:52,833
I overdressed didn't I
339
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,200
what do you mean you're saying I underdressed
340
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:55,866
you want me to change
341
00:21:55,866 --> 00:21:57,833
you're worried the drive through worker will see me
342
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:58,800
for your information
343
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,733
This Taco Bell has an inside seating area oh
344
00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,366
oh it's my sister
345
00:22:05,566 --> 00:22:06,500
hey what's up
346
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,400
are you almost here almost where
347
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,200
oh
348
00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:13,500
tonight tonight uh
349
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:15,300
yeah no
350
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:15,966
I can I can
351
00:22:15,966 --> 00:22:19,066
I can be there in a few hours Olivia
352
00:22:19,066 --> 00:22:20,500
I'm kidding oh my God
353
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:23,100
calm down bye Connor
354
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:25,100
do you want to know
355
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,533
what's an amazing first date activity
356
00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:29,266
don't touch that hey
357
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:30,433
don't touch that relax
358
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,000
the situation is under control
359
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,666
thank you hey
360
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,600
who's this Connor
361
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,266
hi he's great with kids probably
362
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,166
I actually have no idea now that I say that
363
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,166
that's for you thank you
364
00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,633
why is Connor in my house
365
00:22:39,633 --> 00:22:40,633
remember when you're 16
366
00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:41,900
and you'd babysit for your neighbor
367
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,066
and you'd bring your friend
368
00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:46,433
and that friend was a 30 year old poetry teacher
369
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,366
sometimes he was thank you Roger
370
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:49,100
okay weird
371
00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,233
but in 30 seconds
372
00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,833
I'm either burning this place down or leaving
373
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,266
so I don't care okay
374
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:54,400
and I guess it was my fault
375
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,400
cause I only rode you like four times
376
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,866
okay apology accepted
377
00:22:58,266 --> 00:22:58,900
no s E
378
00:22:58,900 --> 00:22:59,800
X and R B
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00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,433
E d
380
00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:02,266
all right you don't have to spell that
381
00:23:02,266 --> 00:23:04,266
we'll wash the sheets not funny
382
00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:06,266
how many kids are there bye
383
00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:07,000
bye bye
384
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:07,833
OK well
385
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,066
this meeting of the Babysitters
386
00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:12,466
Club is hereby adjourned please keep my children alive
387
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:14,366
don't make her manage us bye mwah
388
00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:16,433
I love you hey Raffy go
389
00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:18,733
I don't know you but alright kids
390
00:23:18,766 --> 00:23:22,166
behave yourselves you too Grace and Milo
391
00:23:26,766 --> 00:23:27,733
now what now what
392
00:23:32,033 --> 00:23:34,100
alright let's let's eat dinner time
393
00:23:35,366 --> 00:23:36,166
alright alright
394
00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:37,466
um don't worry
395
00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:38,900
I'm fine yeah
396
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:41,366
alright
397
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,366
oh
398
00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:03,600
that was pretty good and so who's on the farm
399
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,666
is it one of these is it one of these
400
00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:08,366
who's that mad horse all right
401
00:24:19,666 --> 00:24:22,100
peep peep here and a peep
402
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,266
Olivia get in here
403
00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:31,533
what's that what
404
00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:33,200
that's not the bottle I told you to open
405
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,766
that's like $200 fuck
406
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,266
I'm sorry I thought
407
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,533
haha you never let up do you
408
00:24:46,366 --> 00:24:47,466
that's insane
409
00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:50,800
I can't believe they do that every single day
410
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,866
I felt like I was an uncut gem
411
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,200
hahaha
412
00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:57,066
it's deranged that I ever did that on my own
413
00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:58,766
hmm
414
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:02,933
thank you we make a good team
415
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,166
hey to unconventional first dates
416
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:09,666
wow and their corny toasts
417
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,300
you can't rag on my toast
418
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:13,300
when you famously missed my best one ever
419
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,666
now that I think about it
420
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:20,000
you did play acoustic guitar at me on our first date so
421
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,500
which you loved did not
422
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,566
you're big soft no
423
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:28,800
I'm not always suspected okay fine I have many sides
424
00:25:30,666 --> 00:25:32,533
I hope to get to see them all
425
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,733
you wanna do it on my sister's bed
426
00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:40,766
I thought they said no s E X
427
00:25:41,066 --> 00:25:42,433
good thing I don't know how to s
428
00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:43,600
P E L
429
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,766
weirdest thing that I'm most proud of my collarbones
430
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:53,500
so that's what your face looks like
431
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,366
when you look at yourself
432
00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:56,666
you think I love that clavicle
433
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,200
yeah it is
434
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,566
I weirdly like when people say I have nice handwriting
435
00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,266
and I pride myself
436
00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:05,433
on being able to read other people's messy writing
437
00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,100
penmanship yeah
438
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,700
that's too boring to be weird ah
439
00:26:10,766 --> 00:26:11,266
it's looking
440
00:26:11,266 --> 00:26:11,500
like
441
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,466
someone who's never felt the rush of a handwriting
442
00:26:13,466 --> 00:26:14,366
compliment
443
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,633
I once masturbated to Billy Joel the fuck on a dare
444
00:26:17,633 --> 00:26:19,933
no because he's a fucking poet
445
00:26:20,433 --> 00:26:22,133
a new meaning to river of dreams
446
00:26:23,366 --> 00:26:24,433
I'm sorry please
447
00:26:24,433 --> 00:26:27,900
I got best eyes and best eyebrows
448
00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,066
which are two separate ones
449
00:26:29,066 --> 00:26:30,666
I'll have you know thank you very much
450
00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:32,500
yes but I was really pissed
451
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,300
because I wanted to get best sense of humor
452
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,700
and Carver Caruso got it
453
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:37,966
basically just cause of her dumb Borat impression
454
00:26:37,966 --> 00:26:39,800
Borat impression that's not even a hard impression
455
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,500
no I'm fucking aware
456
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,666
I remember the first movie I ever saw Fantasia
457
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,433
never seen it
458
00:26:45,433 --> 00:26:47,900
the is a Tchaikovsky classical music piece
459
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,066
remember I was playing you
460
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,866
Tchaikovsky from Fantasia
461
00:26:51,866 --> 00:26:53,000
no it's not from
462
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,766
it was an original piece of music
463
00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:56,600
and then they decided to use it
464
00:26:56,766 --> 00:26:59,033
next movie what's the next one
465
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,866
I'm bored you ever seen Shrek 2
466
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:02,566
oh yeah
467
00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:04,033
that's the best feature film ever
468
00:27:04,033 --> 00:27:04,766
gosh darn me oh
469
00:27:04,766 --> 00:27:05,966
I'm sorry have I seen it
470
00:27:05,966 --> 00:27:08,333
only 12 times worst breakup mmm hmm
471
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,400
uh
472
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,566
technically
473
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:15,666
never actually been broken up with
474
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:16,900
oh come on
475
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:18,000
leave it to me
476
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,900
take a couple years off from the boyfriend game
477
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:23,600
and I get a guy who's dumped everyone he's ever dated
478
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:24,833
cool
479
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:32,133
I think we both know one way or another
480
00:27:33,366 --> 00:27:34,800
my streak is doomed
481
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,666
shit I meant to empty out that trash
482
00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,700
I thought you were on the pill
483
00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:52,866
it's hard to remember you know
484
00:27:52,866 --> 00:27:55,133
you have to take one every single day
485
00:27:57,766 --> 00:28:04,266
and and are it's not that big of a deal
486
00:28:05,766 --> 00:28:09,533
it's early enough that I can take another pill or
487
00:28:09,966 --> 00:28:10,766
whatever
488
00:28:12,266 --> 00:28:16,300
yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
489
00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:33,533
and um just checking yeah a pill is what you want
490
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:38,900
can you even imagine hahaha no
491
00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:39,700
no
492
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:41,866
I mean I
493
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:45,166
I can imagine
494
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:51,766
what what's happening right now
495
00:28:51,766 --> 00:28:53,066
I I don't know
496
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:57,266
I just after the initial terror subsided obviously
497
00:28:57,266 --> 00:29:00,200
I had this strange moment when I saw the box like
498
00:29:00,966 --> 00:29:03,866
am I supposed to be terrified because it's unexpected
499
00:29:03,900 --> 00:29:06,700
or I had a schedule
500
00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:13,333
cause like is it is it even yeah it is Olivia I'm 30
501
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,933
I was 8 when my mom was thirty
502
00:29:17,633 --> 00:29:19,366
my dad had abandoned a whole family
503
00:29:19,366 --> 00:29:22,300
by the time he was 30 I mean I'm I'm lagging
504
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:24,966
haha
505
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,600
that's crazy
506
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,566
all this time we thought like I was the out there one
507
00:29:29,566 --> 00:29:32,333
but clearly Connor
508
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,500
we've never even said I love you
509
00:29:40,466 --> 00:29:45,333
I guess it would be rude of me not to confess that I
510
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,366
I do love you too I do
511
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,200
but that doesn't mean that we need to do something
512
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,600
bonkers that we can never
513
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,500
ever take back do you love me
514
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,400
you're gonna make me instantly regret saying that
515
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,833
aren't you so OK
516
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,000
just a recap um
517
00:30:07,066 --> 00:30:08,700
you're pregnant yeah
518
00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,700
and we love each other
519
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,033
and we've been together for six weeks
520
00:30:12,033 --> 00:30:14,200
yeah but I didn't meet you six weeks ago
521
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,933
you're great with kids
522
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,500
don't you ever think about being a mom someday
523
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,633
someday yeah someday
524
00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,200
someday like someday
525
00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:23,000
some day like in five years
526
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,066
Connor I like
527
00:30:24,066 --> 00:30:27,866
just can't believe that you're even considering this
528
00:30:27,866 --> 00:30:30,533
I can't either but all I know is
529
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,133
my heart sank more when you mentioned the pill
530
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,866
when I saw that box
531
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,433
um I can't think right
532
00:30:41,433 --> 00:30:42,233
can
533
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:43,433
yeah I just have a
534
00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,733
I let me think about it
535
00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:46,866
think about it yeah
536
00:30:47,966 --> 00:30:48,466
alright yeah
537
00:30:48,466 --> 00:30:51,133
it's a lot I can work with that okay okay
538
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:54,133
baby steps
539
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,300
when you picture what you want your life to be like
540
00:31:01,966 --> 00:31:03,200
what do you see
541
00:31:05,766 --> 00:31:07,400
what kind of question is that
542
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,366
you wanna know mine
543
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,200
it's you and me and kids
544
00:31:13,066 --> 00:31:14,400
whenever that is
545
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,266
okay well
546
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:24,666
let's make a pact then when we're 86
547
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,066
if we're still single alright
548
00:31:26,066 --> 00:31:26,700
don't even try okay
549
00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:30,533
85 you said you love me can't pretend anymore
550
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,933
maybe I like yours too
551
00:31:54,766 --> 00:31:55,566
do you mean
552
00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,700
yes dummy
553
00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:10,933
she asks a lot of questions
554
00:32:10,966 --> 00:32:12,933
but I'll be fine just in and out
555
00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,233
stick to the plan just saying hi
556
00:32:15,233 --> 00:32:16,300
OK wait
557
00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:17,200
uh what do you think
558
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,300
you should have worn baggy clothes
559
00:32:18,300 --> 00:32:20,100
I got a hoodie stop it relax
560
00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:21,066
it's just a friendly visit
561
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:22,800
I'm not gonna drop any bombs tonight
562
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,733
ah
563
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,966
I'm sorry I panicked
564
00:32:25,966 --> 00:32:26,400
I I
565
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,100
I don't know why I just said that
566
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:28,900
is she taking it well
567
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:30,666
I can't tell hard to say
568
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:32,700
she just shoot herself
569
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,966
I'm gonna be a grandma what's the gender
570
00:32:36,966 --> 00:32:38,366
we don't know when's the due date
571
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:39,833
not sure what's the wedding mom
572
00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,966
there's no wedding do you need any caretaking
573
00:32:42,466 --> 00:32:44,866
I'm free on Tuesdays and Thursdays after 1:20
574
00:32:44,866 --> 00:32:46,466
we'll talk about it and some Saturdays
575
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:47,066
thank you mom
576
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,900
what are you gonna name it mom
577
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:50,800
what are we gonna name our kids
578
00:32:51,766 --> 00:32:56,333
what about Alice as in Wonderland
579
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,200
well no
580
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,133
it was it was my mom's mom's name and I always liked it
581
00:33:03,966 --> 00:33:05,833
hmm I don't know
582
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:06,833
oh OK
583
00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:07,100
no it's
584
00:33:07,100 --> 00:33:09,100
it reminds me of this girl named Alice
585
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:09,966
from my high school
586
00:33:09,966 --> 00:33:12,900
who always ate cans of tuna for lunch
587
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,600
what no
588
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,833
not even with Mayo and it wasn't a poverty thing
589
00:33:16,833 --> 00:33:18,766
she just like fucking loved tuna
590
00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:21,133
it was nauseating Jenny
591
00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:24,300
what are you doing here
592
00:33:25,366 --> 00:33:26,966
I need to talk to you Connor
593
00:33:33,366 --> 00:33:33,800
well why
594
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,700
why haven't you taken care of it
595
00:33:35,966 --> 00:33:38,966
I just don't think that's any of your business Jenny
596
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:40,233
are you even sure it's mine
597
00:33:40,233 --> 00:33:41,033
hey
598
00:33:41,366 --> 00:33:43,400
he was using a condom remember
599
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,133
I was there he used a condom not in the morning
600
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,133
in the morning
601
00:33:51,966 --> 00:33:53,133
in the morning
602
00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:56,033
okay
603
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,566
I'm out
604
00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:04,500
hey what do you mean you're out
605
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,566
good luck kids
606
00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:07,033
this is one for the storybooks
607
00:34:07,033 --> 00:34:08,166
what are you breaking up with me
608
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,500
I'm not doing this if there's a side piece
609
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,833
baby mama absolutely not
610
00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:12,766
that is not my life but we can get through this
611
00:34:12,766 --> 00:34:13,600
no right
612
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,400
come on we can
613
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,100
we have to no
614
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:15,633
we have to get through this
615
00:34:15,633 --> 00:34:16,966
we don't have to get through this
616
00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:19,966
I can get out of this and that's what I'm gonna do
617
00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:25,466
fuck is going on
618
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,600
hey will you wait
619
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,433
you're overreacting properly reacting
620
00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:31,300
this is how a normal person reacts
621
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,333
this has nothing to do with us
622
00:34:33,366 --> 00:34:34,966
this is apocalyptically bad luck
623
00:34:34,966 --> 00:34:36,600
from before we even had our first date
624
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,400
and if I had known that you'd fuck somebody else
625
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,866
an hour before you'd ask me out on it
626
00:34:39,866 --> 00:34:40,800
I would have stuck with no
627
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,833
you did know it was your idea
628
00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:43,900
one hour 8 hours
629
00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:45,200
what difference does it make
630
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,100
the difference is that I can't have your baby
631
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:48,966
if you're already having a baby with somebody else
632
00:34:48,966 --> 00:34:50,566
obviously Olivia
633
00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:53,466
Olivia please don't do this
634
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:55,200
get the fuck out of the way
635
00:35:04,266 --> 00:35:06,300
I'm I'm gonna go
636
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,066
I think
637
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:11,000
this already went way worse than I ever expected it to
638
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:15,300
what did you want to happen
639
00:35:19,366 --> 00:35:24,133
I don't know I just thought that you might wanna know
640
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,800
yeah
641
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:37,400
okay
642
00:35:39,566 --> 00:35:40,533
Jenny we
643
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,333
we can't have a baby together
644
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,933
that's insane
645
00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:48,066
well
646
00:35:48,066 --> 00:35:53,066
it's my decision and it was already really hard to make
647
00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:56,900
so I can do it alone if I have to
648
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,100
um
649
00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:09,100
but I I also told my parents that you were my boyfriend
650
00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:12,766
so
651
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,366
hi leave a voicemail if you want if it's still 2,009
652
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:35,600
I might listen to it
653
00:36:42,866 --> 00:36:48,200
so you had a threesome and you got both girls pregnant
654
00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:48,966
technically
655
00:36:48,966 --> 00:36:52,066
I just got both girls from the threesome pregnant
656
00:36:52,066 --> 00:36:54,266
and the random stranger you picked up
657
00:36:54,266 --> 00:36:57,766
and Rodog happens to be a life begins at conception
658
00:36:57,766 --> 00:36:59,200
evangelical I don't know what she is
659
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:00,400
but if you're anti abortion
660
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:01,866
you should not be having three
661
00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:04,400
that's very true false advertising
662
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:05,033
it seems like
663
00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:07,600
a sex prenup to prevent this kind of thing
664
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,166
oh yes we're having coffee this weekend oh my God
665
00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,466
that's so cute
666
00:37:12,866 --> 00:37:14,533
try not to get any of the baristas pregnant
667
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,600
you guys are so lucky to be gay
668
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,166
can't get anybody pregnant
669
00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:19,166
still try uh
670
00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:19,833
you do know that
671
00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:22,300
sperm of gay men has the same capabilities as yours
672
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:23,100
right
673
00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:26,000
I didn't even think I finished inside
674
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,033
we were in the shower
675
00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:28,466
and I didn't want to kill the mood
676
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,600
go drip water everywhere
677
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:34,366
so I just you know evacuated tad early okay
678
00:37:34,366 --> 00:37:36,566
so after thousands of years of perfection
679
00:37:36,566 --> 00:37:39,300
the pull out method has finally failed thanks
680
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:41,366
thanks buddy pile it on
681
00:37:41,366 --> 00:37:43,800
that's crazy that doesn't make any sense
682
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,700
it's weird
683
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,566
I spent so much time
684
00:37:46,566 --> 00:37:48,666
imagining what me and Olivia had in store
685
00:37:49,366 --> 00:37:51,633
so real and clear in my head
686
00:37:51,633 --> 00:37:53,200
and now it's not gonna be that way
687
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,666
it's it's gone and I miss it somehow
688
00:37:59,033 --> 00:38:00,666
miss things that didn't even happen
689
00:38:03,166 --> 00:38:03,900
do you want to just throw
690
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:04,866
some darts at me let it out
691
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,066
is that okay yeah alright
692
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:06,866
here we go right
693
00:38:07,233 --> 00:38:08,633
go ahead I don't think you're gonna hit me up
694
00:38:08,633 --> 00:38:09,600
and seeing you play
695
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,066
hey come on
696
00:38:13,766 --> 00:38:15,400
next rounds on me huh
697
00:38:16,266 --> 00:38:17,866
okay who's pregnant now
698
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:24,300
you're fine you'll make it so far on your own
699
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,600
hi I didn't think you'd respond well
700
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,900
it's my birthday
701
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,466
and I'm feeling particularly vulnerable
702
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,000
any chance you have a pregnancy fetish
703
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:40,966
what what
704
00:38:40,966 --> 00:38:42,100
why no
705
00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,066
are you are you pregnant
706
00:38:43,066 --> 00:38:44,200
your face
707
00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:46,566
I was gonna do a whole bit pretending that it's yours
708
00:38:46,566 --> 00:38:47,433
but um
709
00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:49,033
doesn't really work with a guy who has a vasectomy
710
00:38:49,033 --> 00:38:51,566
doesn't really set the mood either so
711
00:38:51,566 --> 00:38:53,833
and you're keeping it fuck no
712
00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:54,966
but you know me
713
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,366
why do today what you can put off until tomorrow
714
00:38:57,366 --> 00:38:59,200
uh that's not how that saying goes
715
00:38:59,233 --> 00:39:00,900
I'm not here for the conversation
716
00:39:01,366 --> 00:39:04,333
good because pregnant women are sexy as fuck
717
00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:08,566
since there's only gonna be one kid now
718
00:39:08,566 --> 00:39:11,266
maybe I could be twice the father
719
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,900
you know like if you've never sailed before
720
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:18,900
it's probably easier to just steer one boat at a time
721
00:39:19,466 --> 00:39:21,433
it's a weird analogy I've never even sailed
722
00:39:21,433 --> 00:39:24,066
I'm sorry could we not make jokes about this
723
00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:25,333
this is my life
724
00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:27,166
like you think
725
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:29,866
I wanna be pregnant with some random person's baby
726
00:39:31,433 --> 00:39:34,366
I wanted to do this when I was ready
727
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:37,966
or like at least with someone that I loved
728
00:39:38,033 --> 00:39:40,700
and here I was thinking I'd only ruined my
729
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,466
life oh no no
730
00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:43,966
I don't mean it like that
731
00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:46,200
you were just being yourself that night
732
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,700
and I was really trying to be someone else
733
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:51,366
and I think I overcompensated
734
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,133
so much that I got what I deserved
735
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,966
but then why keep it
736
00:39:57,666 --> 00:40:01,466
it was clearly a mistake no one would judge you
737
00:40:01,466 --> 00:40:02,933
I mean I would judge me
738
00:40:04,366 --> 00:40:07,400
it would be one thing if I actually
739
00:40:07,866 --> 00:40:10,600
tried to prevent this and it happened anyway
740
00:40:10,666 --> 00:40:13,466
but I didn't do anything to prevent this
741
00:40:13,966 --> 00:40:15,833
like how could you call that a mistake
742
00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:23,266
that literally makes no sense to me but I respect it
743
00:40:25,566 --> 00:40:25,866
look
744
00:40:25,866 --> 00:40:29,100
I'm here because I wanna try and do the right thing
745
00:40:29,633 --> 00:40:31,066
whatever that may be
746
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,400
can we pray what
747
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,100
oh
748
00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:41,966
yeah now
749
00:40:41,966 --> 00:40:42,866
mm hmm yep
750
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,800
you lead me I was hoping you would
751
00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:56,300
are you singing it well I don't know how to pray
752
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:59,000
it's hahaha am I doing it wrong
753
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,466
no I'm messing with you
754
00:41:00,466 --> 00:41:06,800
oh hahaha that is a relief hahaha uh
755
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,400
sorry
756
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,433
I'm just gonna take this yeah
757
00:41:12,433 --> 00:41:13,500
one sec sorry
758
00:41:14,266 --> 00:41:15,066
yeah
759
00:41:18,033 --> 00:41:18,933
hey
760
00:41:19,066 --> 00:41:21,066
if you're trying to talk me out of it just save it okay
761
00:41:21,066 --> 00:41:24,166
I don't feel bad about it and I don't want to no
762
00:41:24,166 --> 00:41:24,700
no no
763
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:27,600
I I just want to know you're okay yeah
764
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,866
I'm okay I'm fine
765
00:41:29,066 --> 00:41:29,966
but I mean
766
00:41:29,966 --> 00:41:32,166
the only other person whose responsibility this is
767
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:32,466
is yours
768
00:41:32,466 --> 00:41:35,733
so I'm gonna need you to like Venmo me or something
769
00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:38,466
you want me to Venmo you for an abortion
770
00:41:38,466 --> 00:41:42,166
I don't wanna have fucking Paypal then I don't care
771
00:41:47,666 --> 00:41:48,600
I'm fine
772
00:41:50,033 --> 00:41:51,066
thank you
773
00:41:53,366 --> 00:41:55,700
it's on Tuesday so I'll let you know the total then
774
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,333
okay Tuesday
775
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:02,400
it's on this this Tuesday yeah
776
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,033
Maya and I have to drive to Illinois though
777
00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:05,866
so that's fun yay
778
00:42:05,866 --> 00:42:08,766
medieval abortion laws everything is a fiery hellscape
779
00:42:10,066 --> 00:42:13,466
Olivia can I just see you before you go please
780
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,566
I'm not changing my mind you can go home
781
00:42:16,566 --> 00:42:17,633
I'm not here to change your mind
782
00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,466
I'm here to support you what
783
00:42:19,466 --> 00:42:21,300
support me how you make a road trip mix look
784
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:23,500
I can accept you're not having our baby anymore
785
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,200
but I can't accept what's happened to us
786
00:42:28,033 --> 00:42:29,200
I don't wanna do this right now
787
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:30,300
can we fight about it when I get back
788
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,500
please let me take you please
789
00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:35,366
it's my responsibility it's not your responsibility
790
00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:37,033
I'm not some scared sophomore cheerleader
791
00:42:37,033 --> 00:42:38,166
I'm fine honestly
792
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,600
I don't need you to take me
793
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,533
I have Maya
794
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,500
Maya uh
795
00:42:42,966 --> 00:42:46,600
wouldn't Roger rather I took her so you can stay
796
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,166
no
797
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:49,833
okay
798
00:42:50,366 --> 00:42:51,166
uh
799
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,100
we started this thing together
800
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,233
we should end it that way too
801
00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:55,800
honor please
802
00:42:56,466 --> 00:42:58,333
I wanna have this abortion with you
803
00:43:06,366 --> 00:43:07,166
no I
804
00:43:09,700 --> 00:43:12,466
I was planning on sleeping most of the way there anyway
805
00:43:14,366 --> 00:43:19,500
so if it's like really important to you
806
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,466
then fine I love you
807
00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:23,566
I love you
808
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,833
drive safe and yes
809
00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,533
I did make a road trip mix
810
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,300
nice to see you
811
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,066
nice to see you too
812
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,066
and I told myself
813
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:56,566
never never let me
814
00:43:59,966 --> 00:44:01,400
beautiful drive
815
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,600
stunning
816
00:44:04,966 --> 00:44:06,266
going back to bed
817
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,600
and I told myself
818
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,300
down here alright
819
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:24,700
okay
820
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,933
which option is better
821
00:44:40,766 --> 00:44:42,700
that's entirely up to you
822
00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:46,433
some people prefer to do the procedure here
823
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:49,500
and know it's completely taken care of
824
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:52,566
when you leave here you know you're no longer pregnant
825
00:44:53,966 --> 00:44:57,966
some feel the pills offer a less invasive
826
00:44:57,966 --> 00:44:59,300
more private option
827
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:04,500
I don't know I'm I just I don't know what to do um
828
00:45:05,233 --> 00:45:07,366
but I don't have to make the decision right now right
829
00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:08,700
cause I have to
830
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,300
think about it for 24 hours isn't there a waiting
831
00:45:12,466 --> 00:45:14,033
not here in Illinois no
832
00:45:14,033 --> 00:45:15,166
okay no okay
833
00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:18,800
but you absolutely can take the night to think it over
834
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,433
if you'd like okay
835
00:45:20,433 --> 00:45:21,833
we can get you back in tomorrow
836
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:25,866
that's no problem I'm sorry don't be sorry darling
837
00:45:28,033 --> 00:45:29,400
did you know the abortion itself
838
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,333
only takes between five and 10 minutes
839
00:45:32,300 --> 00:45:33,566
isn't that weird
840
00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:39,400
you you carry this thing for weeks
841
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,933
literally growing inside you and then
842
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,366
if it makes you feel better
843
00:45:50,233 --> 00:45:54,366
my part of making it was also five to 10 minutes so
844
00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,066
I don't wanna eat that
845
00:46:02,966 --> 00:46:04,000
you awake
846
00:46:07,566 --> 00:46:08,400
yeah
847
00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:11,466
can I come over there
848
00:46:24,966 --> 00:46:26,466
no funny business
849
00:46:29,866 --> 00:46:31,366
you're the funny one
850
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,200
I can only do serious business
851
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,366
oh my God I'm the funny one alright
852
00:46:42,700 --> 00:46:44,700
permission to kiss you on the forehead
853
00:46:52,266 --> 00:46:53,066
hmm
854
00:46:54,233 --> 00:46:58,166
top of the head only one pet
855
00:47:08,466 --> 00:47:10,000
it's gonna be okay
856
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,500
can I just can I just take a minute
857
00:47:18,833 --> 00:47:19,633
yeah
858
00:47:24,266 --> 00:47:26,166
I don't think that I wanna do this
859
00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:31,466
really does this make me a Republican
860
00:47:33,033 --> 00:47:33,933
no
861
00:47:39,433 --> 00:47:41,133
no no
862
00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:44,066
no we came 300 miles for abortion
863
00:47:44,066 --> 00:47:45,366
and that is what I'm getting
864
00:47:45,366 --> 00:47:47,633
an abortion what hey
865
00:47:47,633 --> 00:47:48,300
hey hang on
866
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,800
I'm losing my hang on my mind right now
867
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:51,266
you just said you don't want an abortion
868
00:47:51,266 --> 00:47:53,300
then looked in my face and changed your mind
869
00:47:54,166 --> 00:47:55,866
do you not want a baby cause you don't want a baby
870
00:47:55,866 --> 00:47:57,200
or because you're mad at me
871
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,833
even if it's what I want to do
872
00:47:58,833 --> 00:48:00,466
it doesn't mean it's what I should do
873
00:48:00,466 --> 00:48:01,900
since when does Olivia Capatano
874
00:48:01,900 --> 00:48:03,200
give a fuck about what she should do
875
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:03,400
maybe
876
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,733
Olivia Capatano doesn't know what she wants at all
877
00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:10,466
what do you think she wants
878
00:48:10,466 --> 00:48:12,100
you claim to know her so well
879
00:48:12,100 --> 00:48:14,400
I think Olivia captain gonna stop that whole thing now
880
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,666
okay I think that you
881
00:48:17,233 --> 00:48:19,200
I think if you go in there and have an abortion
882
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,800
you won't regret it but I
883
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,066
I think you want to keep it
884
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:28,400
so you're saying keeping it wouldn't be a huge mistake
885
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,900
I will make sure it isn't
886
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,566
when you have to go and have the world's most potent
887
00:48:33,566 --> 00:48:34,566
fucking sperm
888
00:48:38,233 --> 00:48:40,633
a week ago I can't really
889
00:48:40,633 --> 00:48:42,666
it's just like I felt like I had everything I did
890
00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:43,966
I was actually happy
891
00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:48,100
and if I can hold on to some of that then
892
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:51,333
are you sure
893
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,333
no
894
00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:57,900
that's my decision
895
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:14,866
let's go home
896
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:19,700
glad you came
897
00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:24,100
wanted persistence for the win
898
00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:32,466
it is always hard to reconcile how cool you are
899
00:49:32,633 --> 00:49:34,833
with the fact that you listen to this kind of music
900
00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:35,966
I'm sorry I
901
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,533
and skip
902
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,533
what is this what's what
903
00:49:43,866 --> 00:49:45,400
who's Kevin wine bar
904
00:49:45,433 --> 00:49:47,366
give me my phone his wife's out of town
905
00:49:47,366 --> 00:49:48,766
and what is it Jesus Christ
906
00:49:48,766 --> 00:49:51,566
we're in a moving car don't read my text
907
00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:53,600
you know what that's it
908
00:49:53,666 --> 00:49:55,333
what are you doing right now
909
00:49:56,900 --> 00:49:57,900
honor yep
910
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,866
you can't give me shit for this
911
00:50:03,866 --> 00:50:05,800
we broke up we were in love
912
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,766
we were having a baby we are having a baby
913
00:50:08,766 --> 00:50:10,200
and you're already fucking somebody else
914
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:10,700
no no
915
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:10,833
no no
916
00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:12,300
I'm not fucking somebody else
917
00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:13,766
I fucked somebody else
918
00:50:13,766 --> 00:50:15,800
just because he wants to do it again doesn't mean that
919
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:16,566
that I want to I
920
00:50:16,566 --> 00:50:17,233
I don't I honestly
921
00:50:17,233 --> 00:50:18,100
I don't sorry
922
00:50:18,100 --> 00:50:19,500
so I can't be heard about it
923
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,966
cause it was just a one time
924
00:50:20,966 --> 00:50:23,766
I'm allowed to try and feel better
925
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:25,366
we're supposed to be there for each other
926
00:50:25,366 --> 00:50:27,266
I'm the one who gets to try and make you feel better
927
00:50:27,266 --> 00:50:28,600
you got somebody else pregnant
928
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,133
that was an accident we
929
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:31,566
we weren't even together yet
930
00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:33,100
and we're not together now
931
00:50:33,466 --> 00:50:35,100
Connor you said that we could do this trip
932
00:50:35,100 --> 00:50:36,166
without you bringing this shit up
933
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:39,033
and I said I said that when I saw that box
934
00:50:39,033 --> 00:50:40,300
my life was changed
935
00:50:40,300 --> 00:50:42,300
everything I've done since then has been with you
936
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,466
and that baby and the rest of our lives in mind
937
00:50:44,466 --> 00:50:46,366
stupidly I thought you were the same
938
00:50:46,366 --> 00:50:47,433
that other baby is gonna be around
939
00:50:47,433 --> 00:50:48,366
for the rest of your life too
940
00:50:48,366 --> 00:50:49,433
so is Jenny okay
941
00:50:49,433 --> 00:50:50,466
whatever we had before
942
00:50:50,466 --> 00:50:52,566
it doesn't exist anymore and it can't come back
943
00:50:52,566 --> 00:50:53,600
say that again
944
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:31,500
two girls pregnant come on Connor
945
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:35,633
I feel a little bad for my grandkids
946
00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:38,633
because they're inheriting your moronic genes
947
00:51:38,633 --> 00:51:41,133
well where do you think I got my genes from huh
948
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:45,600
Touche Coffee with a splash of whiskey
949
00:51:46,566 --> 00:51:47,266
oh wow
950
00:51:47,266 --> 00:51:49,066
didn't even check to see if I was joking
951
00:51:49,066 --> 00:51:50,466
just sort of dove right in
952
00:51:57,433 --> 00:52:00,733
I'm really sorry Olivia's pulling away
953
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,600
I like her I really like her
954
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,300
but she doesn't know what she wants
955
00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:11,533
she said she wanted us without any prompting from you
956
00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,033
you don't think there's a special
957
00:52:14,033 --> 00:52:15,300
someone out there for everybody
958
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:16,600
no
959
00:52:17,366 --> 00:52:20,800
no and everybody who does is a fucking maniac Connor
960
00:52:20,866 --> 00:52:22,300
or maybe you know what actually
961
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:24,266
maybe there is a perfect person for somebody
962
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:26,200
but the world is so fucking humongous
963
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:27,766
how the fuck are you gonna find that perfect person
964
00:52:27,766 --> 00:52:30,600
so we're all just running around unhappy
965
00:52:30,633 --> 00:52:32,200
cheating or getting divorced
966
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,266
you literally just got married
967
00:52:35,100 --> 00:52:36,300
gay people are different
968
00:52:36,866 --> 00:52:38,866
we are so different we can save marriages forever
969
00:52:38,866 --> 00:52:39,900
look at Hugh Jackman
970
00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:41,233
I actually do
971
00:52:41,233 --> 00:52:43,066
just think I can convince her that I'm right
972
00:52:43,066 --> 00:52:45,666
and she's wrong oh my God
973
00:52:45,666 --> 00:52:47,966
how did I raise such a man
974
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,533
wonderfully
975
00:52:51,666 --> 00:52:53,300
don't forget there's another girl
976
00:52:53,300 --> 00:52:56,900
who may appreciate your supportive partner energy
977
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:59,200
and you have a responsibility to her too
978
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:01,600
and to her baby most of all
979
00:53:02,433 --> 00:53:03,433
I actually do think
980
00:53:03,433 --> 00:53:06,066
Jenny has an OBGYN appointment coming up
981
00:53:06,066 --> 00:53:08,766
perfect take her to it
982
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,100
what if she gets the wrong idea
983
00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:15,733
and I'm like wanting to shack up or take a friend
984
00:53:16,900 --> 00:53:19,400
this is so exciting yeah
985
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:20,833
thanks for coming dude
986
00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:23,000
of course never miss this
987
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:25,800
wait I never even really saw her
988
00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:27,466
she's beautiful yeah
989
00:53:27,466 --> 00:53:29,333
is she still up for threesomes
990
00:53:29,866 --> 00:53:30,800
fuck
991
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,500
oh fuck
992
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:34,700
that's the mother of my child
993
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:37,000
you disgusting animal don't mean you regret bringing me
994
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,433
hi hi
995
00:53:38,433 --> 00:53:39,366
hey hey
996
00:53:39,366 --> 00:53:41,966
how's it going come on in
997
00:53:41,966 --> 00:53:43,433
hey someone else is here
998
00:53:43,433 --> 00:53:44,666
yes this is Greg
999
00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,633
hi I'm Greg Demopolis
1000
00:53:46,633 --> 00:53:48,600
I'm here to support him while he supports you
1001
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,166
which I guess means you're supporting me if that's cool
1002
00:53:52,166 --> 00:53:54,066
do you always bring an extra person
1003
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,700
hahaha wait
1004
00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:59,966
I like you nice to meet you nice to meet you
1005
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,766
so like I hate to ask because
1006
00:54:03,766 --> 00:54:06,166
you know it's like goes and reductionist and everything
1007
00:54:06,166 --> 00:54:08,066
but like what do you do
1008
00:54:08,633 --> 00:54:10,133
uh I'm in grad school
1009
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,000
but I work at a soup kitchen
1010
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:13,866
oh you work at a soup kitchen
1011
00:54:13,866 --> 00:54:14,666
uh huh
1012
00:54:15,033 --> 00:54:16,966
oh you didn't know what she did
1013
00:54:17,366 --> 00:54:18,900
she doesn't know what I do either
1014
00:54:19,366 --> 00:54:20,866
aren't you a recording engineer
1015
00:54:24,066 --> 00:54:25,233
yep uh
1016
00:54:25,233 --> 00:54:27,033
it's a non profit we do like
1017
00:54:27,033 --> 00:54:30,466
bag lunches and hot meals for unhoused people
1018
00:54:30,466 --> 00:54:33,800
and low income families and stuff wow
1019
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,300
you are making me seem like
1020
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:36,900
more of an asshole than usual
1021
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,266
no I just help yuppies get fucked up
1022
00:54:39,266 --> 00:54:41,500
you're a drug dealer no
1023
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,133
I am a bartender
1024
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,766
but I work at the place where you two met
1025
00:54:44,766 --> 00:54:47,000
remember Three Way ticket to Pound Town
1026
00:54:47,066 --> 00:54:47,966
whoa OK
1027
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,500
true clip there chief
1028
00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:51,300
hey I don't think you're glib
1029
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:53,900
I think you you are very honest and direct
1030
00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:54,866
I appreciate that yeah
1031
00:54:54,866 --> 00:54:57,233
it's unique I feel like you give it to me straight
1032
00:54:57,233 --> 00:54:58,300
you know what I mean alright
1033
00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,500
not totally straight
1034
00:55:00,100 --> 00:55:01,700
so was the threesome your first time
1035
00:55:01,700 --> 00:55:03,100
like whoa dude
1036
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,066
what the fuck why
1037
00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:04,966
why would you ask that
1038
00:55:04,966 --> 00:55:07,533
I just heard there was a religious element
1039
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,366
maybe I'm projecting you don't have to answer him any
1040
00:55:10,366 --> 00:55:12,566
okay it was not my first time
1041
00:55:12,566 --> 00:55:13,966
definitely not okay
1042
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:16,600
so what was your first time like Greg
1043
00:55:16,633 --> 00:55:19,033
shut the fuck up it's okay seriously
1044
00:55:19,033 --> 00:55:20,166
okay I'm sorry
1045
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,300
you can involve her in all your little twisted
1046
00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,566
hedonistic sex games
1047
00:55:23,566 --> 00:55:25,466
but I can't ask her a simple question
1048
00:55:25,466 --> 00:55:26,266
Connor
1049
00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:29,500
continue if you may um okay
1050
00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:33,100
well it was my senior year production of cats
1051
00:55:33,700 --> 00:55:36,533
and it was during intermission
1052
00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:37,366
all right
1053
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:40,233
rum Tum Tugger OK
1054
00:55:40,233 --> 00:55:41,866
fucked me behind the back curtain
1055
00:55:41,866 --> 00:55:43,700
wow cat OK really wow
1056
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:44,800
yeah amazing
1057
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,633
and you're fully in character
1058
00:55:46,633 --> 00:55:47,566
oh full costume
1059
00:55:47,566 --> 00:55:50,366
full costume so you lost it before Connor
1060
00:55:50,566 --> 00:55:52,100
he was a late bloomer yeah
1061
00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,466
only cause I forgot to bring condom to prom
1062
00:55:54,466 --> 00:55:55,566
OK yeah
1063
00:55:55,566 --> 00:55:57,500
he never has unprotected sex
1064
00:55:57,900 --> 00:55:59,100
it's like my principle
1065
00:55:59,966 --> 00:56:02,466
how late was the bloom we were at 22
1066
00:56:02,900 --> 00:56:08,333
yeah he was 22 years old
1067
00:56:08,900 --> 00:56:11,166
we'll be doing a physical exam today
1068
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,800
which will include a breast and pelvic exam
1069
00:56:13,966 --> 00:56:16,433
we'll do some blood tests and urine studies
1070
00:56:16,433 --> 00:56:18,300
just to establish a baseline
1071
00:56:18,366 --> 00:56:20,600
and we'll do a vaginal ultrasound
1072
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,766
to try and hear baby's heartbeat
1073
00:56:26,866 --> 00:56:27,666
great
1074
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:30,266
what are you doing here
1075
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:35,100
oh boy this is too good
1076
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,433
hey what are you
1077
00:56:37,433 --> 00:56:39,233
you decided to bring her to my doctor
1078
00:56:39,233 --> 00:56:40,433
I don't own the doctor
1079
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:42,200
what do I know about finding an obstetrician
1080
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,066
it was this or Yelp
1081
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,266
so Yelp
1082
00:56:44,266 --> 00:56:45,700
that's how I found this place
1083
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:47,166
what does she not have her own OB
1084
00:56:47,166 --> 00:56:48,766
I do so why are you here
1085
00:56:48,766 --> 00:56:49,066
I just I
1086
00:56:49,066 --> 00:56:50,866
I did I mean I've
1087
00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:52,666
I have known her since I was 13
1088
00:56:52,666 --> 00:56:54,700
and I was embarrassed this is insane
1089
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,066
I thought you were
1090
00:56:59,100 --> 00:57:00,666
oh are you like mad
1091
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:02,200
I didn't get an abortion or something
1092
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,466
no I just
1093
00:57:03,466 --> 00:57:04,466
I thought that you thought what
1094
00:57:04,466 --> 00:57:05,966
it's none of your business remember
1095
00:57:05,966 --> 00:57:07,166
will you lay off her Connor
1096
00:57:07,166 --> 00:57:10,100
I am way too hormonal for surprises right now
1097
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:13,900
OK this is so uncomfortable and awkward
1098
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:15,933
this person wants to die right now
1099
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:16,466
you know what
1100
00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:18,233
I think maybe you should just go in with her
1101
00:57:18,233 --> 00:57:19,866
I don't want him to go in with me
1102
00:57:19,866 --> 00:57:22,400
I don't really want to see either of you two right now
1103
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:22,666
look
1104
00:57:22,666 --> 00:57:25,066
if you let him go in with you I'll find another doctor
1105
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,166
okay well
1106
00:57:26,166 --> 00:57:27,833
why do you care so much
1107
00:57:27,833 --> 00:57:30,366
because our kids are basically twins
1108
00:57:30,366 --> 00:57:31,466
and the mother of my kids
1109
00:57:31,466 --> 00:57:33,166
twin yells at me every time she sees me
1110
00:57:33,166 --> 00:57:34,100
I'm not yelling at you
1111
00:57:34,100 --> 00:57:36,100
well now I'm yelling and you know
1112
00:57:36,233 --> 00:57:38,533
you were like the coolest person I'd ever met
1113
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:42,133
and I really I actually thought you liked me
1114
00:57:42,433 --> 00:57:44,400
and this is already so hard
1115
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,800
can't we just help each other
1116
00:57:50,233 --> 00:57:51,933
you're like so nice
1117
00:57:53,766 --> 00:57:55,366
what's wrong with you
1118
00:58:01,866 --> 00:58:02,766
I
1119
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,366
shouldn't have been such a fucking bitch to you
1120
00:58:06,366 --> 00:58:10,166
just now that was not fair or nice and I'm embarrassed
1121
00:58:11,233 --> 00:58:15,266
I know I I fucked up your life pretty bad so I get it
1122
00:58:16,833 --> 00:58:18,000
it's not your fault
1123
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:20,466
it's nobody's fault no
1124
00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:22,866
it's Connor's fault it's Connor's fault yeah
1125
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:27,800
she really knows how to get what she wants huh
1126
00:58:37,033 --> 00:58:37,866
hi
1127
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:43,333
I'm sorry did you forget something other than a condom
1128
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:46,766
oh hey yeah
1129
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,433
wow thank you for buying that huh
1130
00:58:51,433 --> 00:58:54,600
oh yeah not realize scripts are so expensive
1131
00:58:55,366 --> 00:58:57,600
you know in Finland uh babies
1132
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,200
sleep in boxes that are provided by the government
1133
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:01,433
oh well
1134
00:59:01,433 --> 00:59:02,600
why didn't you say
1135
00:59:02,833 --> 00:59:04,600
I could have just bought you a ticket to Finland
1136
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,066
for the same price haha
1137
00:59:06,066 --> 00:59:07,233
hey could you could you grab that
1138
00:59:07,233 --> 00:59:08,766
oh yeah sorry here you go
1139
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,533
oh I'm fine hahaha
1140
00:59:16,033 --> 00:59:19,000
oh my God who
1141
00:59:19,966 --> 00:59:20,766
uh
1142
00:59:21,866 --> 00:59:24,133
I just wanted to say um
1143
00:59:24,633 --> 00:59:28,000
I'm sorry that I never called you after that
1144
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,233
night we first met sorry sorry
1145
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,766
no that's typical dating
1146
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:34,133
isn't it it's just
1147
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:36,666
I don't want you to think that it wasn't genuine
1148
00:59:37,033 --> 00:59:39,500
that was a very genuine threesome
1149
00:59:39,866 --> 00:59:41,733
I'm try I'm trying to be serious
1150
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,300
okay
1151
00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:46,533
and are you just apologizing or is this going somewhere
1152
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,033
whatever else is happening in my life right now
1153
00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:52,066
I want you to know that I'm on your side
1154
00:59:52,766 --> 00:59:55,400
well since you brought it up
1155
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,900
my parents are pretty anxious to meet my boyfriend
1156
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:00,933
the baby daddy
1157
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:03,400
oh they
1158
01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:06,000
they still think that I'm a
1159
01:00:06,033 --> 01:00:07,966
it would only be this once I
1160
01:00:07,966 --> 01:00:10,333
I am going to tell them soon
1161
01:00:12,033 --> 01:00:12,833
okay
1162
01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:15,033
yeah yeah
1163
01:00:15,033 --> 01:00:16,866
okay thank you
1164
01:00:17,466 --> 01:00:19,500
also I know it was a chaotic time
1165
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,533
but I really am sorry for sort of
1166
01:00:22,833 --> 01:00:24,733
sort of asking you to get an abortion
1167
01:00:25,266 --> 01:00:26,800
oh that's
1168
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,333
don't ever call it that nope
1169
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,400
and don't let anything like that slip on you
1170
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,200
no my parents
1171
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,000
no I'm a parent's wet dream honestly oh
1172
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:40,100
I wanna know the sex of the baby
1173
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,266
didn't you wanna be surprised
1174
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:46,233
you said you didn't want any gender specific
1175
01:00:46,233 --> 01:00:49,300
I think I've had enough surprises for one pregnancy
1176
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:51,600
what is it
1177
01:00:52,466 --> 01:00:54,700
I'm happy to report
1178
01:00:55,066 --> 01:00:59,866
they'll soon be proud parents to a beautiful baby girl
1179
01:01:08,900 --> 01:01:10,300
I knew it
1180
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,966
that's crazy
1181
01:01:16,366 --> 01:01:17,966
you didn't seem that excited
1182
01:01:18,266 --> 01:01:20,133
of course I'm excited
1183
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,633
when the doctor said it was a girl
1184
01:01:22,633 --> 01:01:24,966
I was really excited I wanted to hug you
1185
01:01:26,033 --> 01:01:27,666
then I thought no don't
1186
01:01:27,666 --> 01:01:29,700
she won't want that it'll ruin the moment for her
1187
01:01:29,700 --> 01:01:31,100
and realizing that
1188
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,933
it kind of put a damper on things for me
1189
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,500
that all went through your head in like two seconds
1190
01:01:40,366 --> 01:01:45,333
I'm sorry it's done and I didn't mean to tell you no
1191
01:01:45,766 --> 01:01:46,933
I understand
1192
01:01:50,066 --> 01:01:51,266
do you though
1193
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,266
I think so
1194
01:01:55,466 --> 01:01:56,766
I'm not sure I do
1195
01:02:03,466 --> 01:02:05,466
I'm not sure why we're doing this version
1196
01:02:05,466 --> 01:02:07,366
where I ruin the special moment
1197
01:02:07,366 --> 01:02:09,266
and get all emo in the parking lot
1198
01:02:09,866 --> 01:02:11,600
I could cause we could have it so much better
1199
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:16,766
we could when I saw that text from Kevin Wine Bar
1200
01:02:17,266 --> 01:02:20,266
a name which is seared in my brain by the way
1201
01:02:20,366 --> 01:02:23,200
it sucked but I can get past it
1202
01:02:23,266 --> 01:02:24,800
I know it's not the same I know
1203
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,766
what we have with Jenny is more permanent
1204
01:02:26,766 --> 01:02:28,433
and complicated I know
1205
01:02:28,433 --> 01:02:29,633
don't you think if we try
1206
01:02:29,633 --> 01:02:32,400
if we really try we could get past it too
1207
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,633
no I what why
1208
01:02:34,633 --> 01:02:36,400
because it makes me feel pathetic
1209
01:02:37,066 --> 01:02:37,700
pathetic yeah
1210
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:41,400
I feel fucking pathetic for you yeah
1211
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:45,133
it's not that bad you know you knocked up two hot babes
1212
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,300
you know that every guy that finds that out
1213
01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:48,966
for the rest of your life is gonna be like
1214
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:50,766
damn that Connor what a fucking stud
1215
01:02:50,766 --> 01:02:51,600
and then for me of course
1216
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,766
you're thinking shit
1217
01:02:52,766 --> 01:02:55,566
her dude knocked up another girl at the exact same time
1218
01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:56,633
and she's gonna take him back
1219
01:02:56,633 --> 01:02:58,800
how weak is that how desperate is she
1220
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,600
how pathetic is she how no
1221
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,200
thank you you know it's just
1222
01:03:05,966 --> 01:03:08,400
sure was a lot in there about what other people think
1223
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:09,733
it's what I think
1224
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:15,933
it's not about getting past something
1225
01:03:18,466 --> 01:03:22,300
it's about a new reality one that I don't want
1226
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:29,100
and I'm sorry it's dumb and I didn't need to tell you
1227
01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:37,300
I'm not sure I've ever heard you say I'm sorry before
1228
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:41,100
and you never will again
1229
01:03:43,633 --> 01:03:45,400
I'm glad you're having a girl
1230
01:03:50,233 --> 01:03:54,900
maybe Alice is back in the mix for a name
1231
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,166
maybe maybe
1232
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,000
maybe
1233
01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:02,000
maybe maybe for you and Jenny
1234
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,366
is this a weird hug if you have to ask
1235
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,966
then yes it's a weird hug I thought so
1236
01:04:18,266 --> 01:04:19,700
I don't hate it
1237
01:04:21,900 --> 01:04:24,100
hi everybody I'm Greg
1238
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:29,266
Olivia and I have been physical life partners for
1239
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,733
six six years
1240
01:04:34,166 --> 01:04:35,400
we're technically divorced
1241
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,066
um yeah
1242
01:04:36,066 --> 01:04:38,800
we don't know the gender of the child yet
1243
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,266
but um we do know that gender is a lie
1244
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,600
do we talk about the conception
1245
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:43,833
I don't think we talked about the conception
1246
01:04:43,833 --> 01:04:46,466
but we can talk about it we're past that now
1247
01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,833
yeah that pretty much sums it up
1248
01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:48,966
the name the name
1249
01:04:48,966 --> 01:04:50,500
the name is gonna be Elon
1250
01:04:51,366 --> 01:04:52,966
thank you Greg
1251
01:04:52,966 --> 01:04:55,533
very creative Namaste
1252
01:04:55,666 --> 01:04:58,166
OK how about you guys
1253
01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:00,600
hi I'm Jenny um
1254
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,000
this is Connor
1255
01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:05,100
uh we're not married either
1256
01:05:05,233 --> 01:05:09,100
but um we haven't even really been together very long
1257
01:05:09,566 --> 01:05:11,033
uh but we're
1258
01:05:11,033 --> 01:05:12,366
we're optimistic
1259
01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:14,400
yeah we are
1260
01:05:15,033 --> 01:05:18,066
we are together in our dedication
1261
01:05:18,266 --> 01:05:21,200
in bringing this baby into the best possible
1262
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:24,766
situation that we can thank you for sharing
1263
01:05:24,766 --> 01:05:29,400
what a lovely sentiment from a lovely person hi
1264
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,000
whoa hi
1265
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,500
cool place to stand um
1266
01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:35,066
dumb question
1267
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:39,300
you and Jenny aren't like banging or anything right
1268
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,800
you're right that is a dumb question
1269
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,600
why would you think that I don't know
1270
01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:44,200
the fact that
1271
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,000
you guys had already signed up for this class
1272
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:46,800
and
1273
01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,800
all the stuff that she said about you guys in there
1274
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,500
are you naming our kid Elon
1275
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,966
there's nothing happening at all right
1276
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,800
no
1277
01:05:59,100 --> 01:06:01,700
it is so nice to finally meet you Connor
1278
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:03,033
if I'm being honest I'd
1279
01:06:03,033 --> 01:06:06,100
I'd been a tad bit worried when I heard about Jenny's
1280
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:09,000
situation but I'm just
1281
01:06:09,266 --> 01:06:10,466
I'm so relieved
1282
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:12,966
that she has a man who can take care of her
1283
01:06:13,033 --> 01:06:14,066
uh well
1284
01:06:14,066 --> 01:06:16,400
we're we're taking care of each other
1285
01:06:17,033 --> 01:06:19,300
I guess it's good that we didn't meet too soon
1286
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:23,333
you know right after the unexpected news but
1287
01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:26,000
oh OK
1288
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,766
excuse me you know it would be fun
1289
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,066
do you remember
1290
01:06:30,066 --> 01:06:32,300
the little videos that you used to make with Connor
1291
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,800
no we had a little Elizabeth Taylor over here
1292
01:06:34,800 --> 01:06:37,300
a star you never let him ever again
1293
01:06:37,300 --> 01:06:37,833
oh let's go get him
1294
01:06:37,833 --> 01:06:39,233
she was adorable let's get him
1295
01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:40,466
you've never what about it Connor
1296
01:06:40,466 --> 01:06:42,500
you wanna see my little cookie back in the back
1297
01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:44,266
if it's Jenny if Jenny wants to
1298
01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:44,766
no guys
1299
01:06:44,766 --> 01:06:45,900
guys please stop
1300
01:06:46,066 --> 01:06:49,066
please guys absolutely not my name is Jen
1301
01:06:51,033 --> 01:06:52,200
can we please not do this
1302
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,966
genuinely Jenny you're in the way move
1303
01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:56,866
this is so embarrassing stop please mom
1304
01:06:57,166 --> 01:06:58,100
she's flying look
1305
01:06:58,100 --> 01:06:59,833
I made this little wings can you believe this
1306
01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:02,900
they're really nice she's so cute oh
1307
01:07:02,900 --> 01:07:04,700
you remember this okay
1308
01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,100
she became obsessed with weddings
1309
01:07:06,100 --> 01:07:07,500
and she wanted to be a bride
1310
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:09,666
remember that she saw our wedding video yeah
1311
01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:10,966
oh she's so cute
1312
01:07:11,733 --> 01:07:12,666
it's a miracle
1313
01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:14,100
I think she was gonna marry her teddy bear
1314
01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:16,833
do you remember when they they married a Ken doll OK
1315
01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:19,200
I'm gonna go to the bathroom and Ashley Martin's cat
1316
01:07:19,266 --> 01:07:20,100
wow
1317
01:07:21,433 --> 01:07:23,800
hahaha look at her
1318
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:29,533
I wanna marry my best friend
1319
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:34,100
you know about arranged marriages and stuff
1320
01:07:36,566 --> 01:07:39,800
I've been thinking about people in India and Japan
1321
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:44,233
and they couldn't be any less happy than people here
1322
01:07:44,233 --> 01:07:45,033
right
1323
01:07:46,566 --> 01:07:48,333
maybe even more happy
1324
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:51,966
and why why is that
1325
01:07:54,266 --> 01:07:58,300
maybe love is it's just commitment
1326
01:08:01,466 --> 01:08:03,700
I don't think that's all love is
1327
01:08:31,266 --> 01:08:33,700
Jenny I'm just here to support you
1328
01:08:48,566 --> 01:08:52,766
I think maybe I should go you just told me
1329
01:09:11,700 --> 01:09:14,266
I don't think I can do this alone
1330
01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,000
Jerry
1331
01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,000
Jenny
1332
01:09:40,366 --> 01:09:43,700
oh shit I thought you left last night
1333
01:09:43,700 --> 01:09:46,766
I fell asleep by accident I I mean
1334
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:47,800
I didn't even sleep that much
1335
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:52,700
it was very hard the floor well fool me twice
1336
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:56,766
shame on me I suppose she is already pregnant
1337
01:09:58,300 --> 01:10:00,533
coffee I should really get going
1338
01:10:00,766 --> 01:10:03,266
you're the first boy to spend the night in that room
1339
01:10:03,266 --> 01:10:04,766
Connor alright
1340
01:10:04,766 --> 01:10:06,900
come on and have a cup of Joe with me
1341
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:19,366
cheers bad luck to cheers with coffee yep
1342
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,433
I think you can understand that
1343
01:10:25,433 --> 01:10:27,500
this situation is difficult for me
1344
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,300
can't you yes sir
1345
01:10:29,300 --> 01:10:30,100
I do
1346
01:10:30,366 --> 01:10:33,733
we never imagined things would go like this for Jenny
1347
01:10:35,633 --> 01:10:39,133
we always tried to impart a certain set of values
1348
01:10:39,166 --> 01:10:40,333
in this house
1349
01:10:41,033 --> 01:10:44,366
and that may seem a little outdated to a young person
1350
01:10:44,366 --> 01:10:45,166
like yourself
1351
01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,166
but let me tell you
1352
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:52,133
it can lead to a mighty uncomplicated life
1353
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,466
and that's all we want for Jenny
1354
01:10:56,633 --> 01:10:58,600
an uncomplicated life
1355
01:10:59,466 --> 01:11:02,066
and now we're trusting you to provide it
1356
01:11:02,566 --> 01:11:03,566
yes sir
1357
01:11:06,633 --> 01:11:07,100
so
1358
01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:09,866
you're going to lay with your chest down on the pillow
1359
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:12,433
like this and partners
1360
01:11:12,433 --> 01:11:12,833
you're going to
1361
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:15,133
put your hands on either side of her hips
1362
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,100
give her hips a good jiggle
1363
01:11:17,366 --> 01:11:19,200
relaxes the pelvis
1364
01:11:20,366 --> 01:11:22,933
resets the nervous system and let's get some
1365
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:29,366
oh I'm leading on the levels
1366
01:11:31,366 --> 01:11:32,966
oh I'm melting in
1367
01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:39,066
when are we gonna tell your parents the truth about us
1368
01:11:41,033 --> 01:11:42,066
death bed
1369
01:11:43,566 --> 01:11:44,000
you know
1370
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:47,000
it's just been so much better for me since they met you
1371
01:11:47,233 --> 01:11:49,033
it's like they're excited about the baby
1372
01:11:49,033 --> 01:11:51,600
and they want to help and it's made me feel like
1373
01:11:51,833 --> 01:11:54,000
this isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to me
1374
01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,466
that doesn't really answer my question
1375
01:11:57,466 --> 01:11:59,900
and you gotta be fucking kidding me
1376
01:12:05,866 --> 01:12:07,500
oh my God oh
1377
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:09,966
fuck what oh my God
1378
01:12:10,466 --> 01:12:12,200
ah Jesus Christ
1379
01:12:13,166 --> 01:12:14,633
oh yeah hemorrhoids
1380
01:12:14,633 --> 01:12:17,433
you're gonna get those that is just not okay
1381
01:12:17,433 --> 01:12:20,066
why is pregnancy so disgusting
1382
01:12:20,233 --> 01:12:22,000
I've never been this disgusting
1383
01:12:22,000 --> 01:12:23,633
women shouldn't have to be subjected to this
1384
01:12:23,633 --> 01:12:25,200
men should have to get pregnant
1385
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,366
they're already gross surprise surprise
1386
01:12:28,066 --> 01:12:30,366
wow thanks everyone
1387
01:12:30,700 --> 01:12:33,966
we did not see this coming at all
1388
01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,333
we didn't see that baby coming either
1389
01:12:37,866 --> 01:12:40,833
it's true you are gonna be like a gross
1390
01:12:40,833 --> 01:12:43,500
disgusting freak probably for the rest of your life
1391
01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,766
thank you yeah
1392
01:12:44,766 --> 01:12:47,566
welcome to parenthood but
1393
01:12:47,700 --> 01:12:49,066
it's gonna be the most beautiful
1394
01:12:49,066 --> 01:12:50,500
thing that ever happened to you
1395
01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:52,433
when
1396
01:12:53,966 --> 01:12:54,666
Connor Jenny
1397
01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:55,066
tells me
1398
01:12:55,066 --> 01:12:57,200
you do some volunteer work with the Methodist church
1399
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,266
oh she did
1400
01:12:59,466 --> 01:13:00,700
yeah well
1401
01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:03,966
I don't like to to brag which church
1402
01:13:04,066 --> 01:13:05,800
Peachtree Central United
1403
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:07,166
yeah both of those
1404
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:08,966
you know what I would do them all if I could
1405
01:13:08,966 --> 01:13:10,400
I just I love
1406
01:13:11,166 --> 01:13:13,800
I love the Methodists and their um
1407
01:13:14,100 --> 01:13:16,166
their methods bingo yeah yeah
1408
01:13:16,166 --> 01:13:18,500
I heard the pastor at Peachtree got fired
1409
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:22,466
for using the collection funds to fund his liposuction
1410
01:13:22,666 --> 01:13:24,666
no girl yes
1411
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:26,900
I don't really no
1412
01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:28,766
I don't know about that you know
1413
01:13:28,766 --> 01:13:33,066
I don't like to spread rumors so right right yeah
1414
01:13:33,066 --> 01:13:35,533
the only gossip he spreads is the gospel
1415
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,400
can I get a amen saints
1416
01:13:38,633 --> 01:13:39,800
do you want my advice
1417
01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:47,600
enjoy the silence what is it honey
1418
01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,566
hi hi everyone
1419
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,400
uh I'm Connor
1420
01:14:07,966 --> 01:14:08,766
um
1421
01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:12,800
Dalai Lama sucks
1422
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,700
and or
1423
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,566
a heart that's afraid to break
1424
01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:18,466
is a heart that's never used
1425
01:14:19,200 --> 01:14:21,000
thanks for throwing this for us
1426
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,166
definitely never forget it
1427
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:25,966
welcome to the family oh
1428
01:14:26,566 --> 01:14:28,200
thank you sir
1429
01:14:28,233 --> 01:14:29,933
um very kind of you to say
1430
01:14:32,066 --> 01:14:35,700
well we will let you two say goodbye
1431
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:46,266
we have got to tell him I know
1432
01:14:46,266 --> 01:14:48,000
I know just
1433
01:14:49,433 --> 01:14:50,866
when the time is right
1434
01:15:00,433 --> 01:15:03,300
you know it's a pretty solid party
1435
01:15:04,366 --> 01:15:08,000
like objectively it's got cornbread press
1436
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,900
sexual energy I don't really need anything else
1437
01:15:15,066 --> 01:15:15,500
come on man
1438
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,300
you could do a lot worse than this
1439
01:15:18,600 --> 01:15:20,766
seriously it's not that bad
1440
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,366
Matt's mom is a flat earther
1441
01:15:24,366 --> 01:15:26,366
I said I wanted to travel around the globe
1442
01:15:26,666 --> 01:15:28,466
we got in a huge fucking argument
1443
01:16:01,233 --> 01:16:03,566
how does it feel
1444
01:16:21,866 --> 01:16:24,100
I could have called
1445
01:16:25,966 --> 01:16:27,766
or I could have
1446
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:30,933
no fucking way that's the wrong screw again
1447
01:17:27,666 --> 01:17:29,800
oh my God thank you so much
1448
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:30,633
yeah no problem
1449
01:17:30,633 --> 01:17:32,433
what kind of high school senior gets chicken pox
1450
01:17:32,433 --> 01:17:34,900
nobody gets chicken pox she's a liar
1451
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,800
she's dead to us okay
1452
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:38,400
there's leftover pasta in the fridge
1453
01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:39,300
he likes it with salt
1454
01:17:39,300 --> 01:17:40,633
butter and salt from the salt shaker
1455
01:17:40,633 --> 01:17:42,233
but listen not from the salt dish okay
1456
01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:42,966
okay got it
1457
01:17:42,966 --> 01:17:43,966
yes I'm gonna text you from the car
1458
01:17:43,966 --> 01:17:46,300
I will be fine I'm ready to get some practice
1459
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:49,700
go already we love you Grace we love you Milo
1460
01:17:57,366 --> 01:17:58,900
3 eight uh oh
1461
01:17:58,900 --> 01:17:59,766
careful
1462
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:02,366
and I have to do two
1463
01:18:02,866 --> 01:18:05,133
thanks for not having anything better to do
1464
01:18:05,566 --> 01:18:07,666
make a good team remember
1465
01:18:09,566 --> 01:18:11,100
here you go I don't have blues
1466
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:12,033
alright here pumpkin
1467
01:18:12,033 --> 01:18:13,066
you don't have any blues
1468
01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:16,266
oh you shouldn't have told me that
1469
01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:17,700
me
1470
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:18,966
me
1471
01:18:22,166 --> 01:18:23,700
yeah I'm gonna put down yellow
1472
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:24,500
five
1473
01:18:24,766 --> 01:18:26,466
now my turn
1474
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,066
so did I put down a 6 or did you put down a 6
1475
01:18:31,233 --> 01:18:34,200
so it's my turn so I can put down a 6
1476
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,266
I know that face up
1477
01:18:36,366 --> 01:18:39,500
face up like that what about if I play it
1478
01:18:40,600 --> 01:18:41,866
yeah that's fine
1479
01:18:44,266 --> 01:18:45,600
kids it's time for bed
1480
01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:56,533
looks like you were a huge hit at that baby shower
1481
01:18:59,066 --> 01:19:01,200
I wouldn't say uh hit
1482
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:03,800
I straight up asked you if you and Jenny were together
1483
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:04,733
and you said that you were
1484
01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:06,400
what was that I said I was with her
1485
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:07,200
I wanted to help
1486
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,800
and it got out of hand and she's not helping me out
1487
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:10,666
what
1488
01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:13,366
I was afraid you'd be mad
1489
01:19:13,433 --> 01:19:15,066
well at least you get me
1490
01:19:16,233 --> 01:19:17,066
hey
1491
01:19:18,766 --> 01:19:20,366
she's just waiting for the right time to tell him
1492
01:19:20,366 --> 01:19:22,066
we broke up you honestly believe that
1493
01:19:22,066 --> 01:19:23,633
yeah really
1494
01:19:23,633 --> 01:19:25,033
yeah okay
1495
01:19:25,033 --> 01:19:25,833
well you've clearly
1496
01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:28,233
never had an affair with a married person before
1497
01:19:28,233 --> 01:19:29,700
the longer you do this
1498
01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:32,366
the easier it is for you guys to just end up together
1499
01:19:32,366 --> 01:19:34,366
it's not what she wants why wouldn't she want that
1500
01:19:34,366 --> 01:19:35,766
you tell me what do you mean
1501
01:19:35,766 --> 01:19:37,266
you're in the exact same position as her
1502
01:19:37,266 --> 01:19:38,866
you can't ever stop telling me how much
1503
01:19:38,866 --> 01:19:40,500
you don't want to get back together sleeping
1504
01:19:52,866 --> 01:19:54,200
here's the thing though
1505
01:19:57,666 --> 01:20:00,700
you can't tell me what to do with Jenny
1506
01:20:02,033 --> 01:20:05,733
and not because I'm not making obvious mistakes
1507
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:09,300
and enabling her and leading her on
1508
01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:11,200
I don't know I hope not but
1509
01:20:11,433 --> 01:20:13,866
but because that's not your role anymore
1510
01:20:15,466 --> 01:20:17,066
you didn't want it to be
1511
01:20:17,966 --> 01:20:19,500
that's not but I
1512
01:20:20,433 --> 01:20:23,666
I think about us getting back together all the time
1513
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:27,400
I wish it was as easy as you say it is
1514
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:28,366
I just it's
1515
01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:28,500
it's it's
1516
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:29,433
it's hard I know that
1517
01:20:29,433 --> 01:20:33,366
I'm the one making it harder in a lot of ways
1518
01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:35,200
and it's not because I don't care
1519
01:20:35,200 --> 01:20:36,000
I
1520
01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:37,100
I
1521
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:46,833
oh Maya Roger hi
1522
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:50,133
hi how was night Connor hi
1523
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:51,400
thank you Connor
1524
01:20:51,566 --> 01:20:52,466
for your help yeah
1525
01:20:52,466 --> 01:20:54,333
and your assistance of course yeah
1526
01:20:56,666 --> 01:20:57,933
OK bye
1527
01:20:58,666 --> 01:20:59,533
OK bye guys
1528
01:21:00,300 --> 01:21:02,133
sorry who's helping me
1529
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:03,766
what do they k I s
1530
01:21:03,766 --> 01:21:04,800
s I N G
1531
01:21:19,266 --> 01:21:20,200
you got it right
1532
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:24,133
you got what I was trying to say
1533
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:27,266
right
1534
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,866
think you got it
1535
01:21:38,566 --> 01:21:39,500
oh hello
1536
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:43,000
what the fuck is that what the fuck you
1537
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:44,566
why are you still pregnant
1538
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:46,733
hmm change my mind
1539
01:21:47,566 --> 01:21:49,433
what's your vibe fucking relax dude
1540
01:21:49,433 --> 01:21:50,200
what do you care
1541
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,000
you said you were gonna get it taken care of
1542
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:55,700
I texted you to see how it went and you said fine
1543
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,666
yeah it did go fine
1544
01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,933
I wanted to keep it
1545
01:22:03,366 --> 01:22:04,366
what
1546
01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:07,300
um
1547
01:22:08,166 --> 01:22:10,500
what I never got a vasectomy
1548
01:22:11,766 --> 01:22:14,300
I never got one never had it
1549
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,933
you told me
1550
01:22:18,433 --> 01:22:21,100
that you had a vasectomy I did
1551
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,400
I know I did and I lied about that because
1552
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,966
I don't know I thought that like
1553
01:22:25,033 --> 01:22:26,866
it would make it seem to you like
1554
01:22:26,866 --> 01:22:28,700
it was less serious with my wife
1555
01:22:30,033 --> 01:22:34,500
so less serious with your wife
1556
01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,266
you said you were on the pill
1557
01:22:36,866 --> 01:22:39,100
you said that I'm gonna fucking kill you
1558
01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:42,866
you fucking asshole less serious with your wife stop
1559
01:22:42,866 --> 01:22:43,700
stop calm down
1560
01:22:49,066 --> 01:22:50,466
that's not good for the baby
1561
01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:59,066
are you okay I think I'm fine okay thank you so much
1562
01:23:00,766 --> 01:23:02,533
who's did you think it was
1563
01:23:02,866 --> 01:23:04,700
it might not be mine right
1564
01:23:06,700 --> 01:23:08,133
you piece of shit
1565
01:23:08,433 --> 01:23:10,666
I just googled prenatal paternity testing
1566
01:23:10,666 --> 01:23:13,000
my life is officially out fucking garbage
1567
01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:18,766
are you crying please don't tell my wife okay
1568
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:19,466
please
1569
01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:21,666
it's not possible for me to want to talk to your wife
1570
01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:23,500
any less than I already do
1571
01:23:24,266 --> 01:23:25,466
okay here's one
1572
01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:28,766
99% accurate results in under a week great
1573
01:23:28,766 --> 01:23:29,666
good thank you
1574
01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:30,866
I will take care of it alright
1575
01:23:30,866 --> 01:23:33,700
it's 16 dollars 16 Kevin
1576
01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:35,100
it's fine
1577
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:36,766
I got it
1578
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,266
they say chivalry is dead
1579
01:23:42,066 --> 01:23:45,000
I got too many kids already Kevin
1580
01:23:46,566 --> 01:23:48,400
I can't believe it's almost time
1581
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:51,766
like a kid is so permanent
1582
01:23:51,800 --> 01:23:52,700
you know
1583
01:23:53,433 --> 01:23:56,200
we'll never not have a kid ever again
1584
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,200
hey do you wanna
1585
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:07,166
what do you wanna talk about the other night
1586
01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:13,700
do you ever consider that
1587
01:24:13,700 --> 01:24:15,800
I may not be what's best for you
1588
01:24:18,100 --> 01:24:20,900
that I just keep hurting you oh
1589
01:24:22,366 --> 01:24:23,833
where's this coming from
1590
01:24:24,833 --> 01:24:28,733
I'm brash I'm selfish
1591
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,566
I'm always in a bad mood
1592
01:24:33,700 --> 01:24:35,866
I'm a lifetime fuck up
1593
01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:38,533
trying to convince the world that I'm not
1594
01:24:41,066 --> 01:24:42,800
why would you want that
1595
01:24:53,066 --> 01:24:54,333
you're also
1596
01:24:56,033 --> 01:24:56,833
smart
1597
01:24:59,800 --> 01:25:00,600
funny
1598
01:25:02,366 --> 01:25:03,166
beautiful
1599
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,100
and undoubtedly gonna own your own restaurant one day
1600
01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:10,133
because if there's one thing I know
1601
01:25:11,033 --> 01:25:13,333
you always find a way to be the boss
1602
01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:16,366
I am bossy
1603
01:25:22,966 --> 01:25:26,333
Olivia all my life I've felt like I was no
1604
01:25:28,633 --> 01:25:30,100
why ah
1605
01:25:30,366 --> 01:25:31,300
you okay
1606
01:25:32,233 --> 01:25:33,033
ah
1607
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:34,533
oh shit
1608
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:40,266
okay where do you fall on this scale
1609
01:25:41,066 --> 01:25:41,966
you know I'm
1610
01:25:43,700 --> 01:25:44,500
hmm
1611
01:25:45,433 --> 01:25:47,366
I wouldn't say it's a full smile
1612
01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:48,833
OK when they ask though
1613
01:25:48,833 --> 01:25:50,633
say because the epidural
1614
01:25:50,633 --> 01:25:51,700
be ready faster
1615
01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:53,566
like that no
1616
01:25:53,566 --> 01:25:55,000
like yeah
1617
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,600
that's good like hmm
1618
01:25:56,866 --> 01:25:57,666
Urgh Urgh
1619
01:25:59,966 --> 01:26:01,533
I could have had epidural
1620
01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:04,733
can I just tell them that I'm in pain
1621
01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:06,366
yes but also make the face
1622
01:26:06,666 --> 01:26:09,800
should I just put a question Mark here or so funny dude
1623
01:26:10,066 --> 01:26:11,666
did you tell him no
1624
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,566
and I'm hoping that there's nothing to tell
1625
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:18,133
keep your fingers crossed
1626
01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:28,100
she's still only 4 cm can I go in
1627
01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:30,000
sure hey
1628
01:26:30,366 --> 01:26:32,500
hey not to brag
1629
01:26:33,100 --> 01:26:35,966
but that nurse and I just got to third base
1630
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,266
she's 0 cm dilated if you were curious
1631
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,000
haha
1632
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:49,566
do you remember how we first met when you got hired
1633
01:26:49,566 --> 01:26:50,233
no no
1634
01:26:50,233 --> 01:26:51,500
no just before that
1635
01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:54,666
your old manager had that party and Greg brought me
1636
01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:58,433
and you and I were waiting in line for the bathroom
1637
01:26:58,433 --> 01:27:00,833
making small talk and then the frat bro came over
1638
01:27:00,833 --> 01:27:02,166
started hitting on you yeah
1639
01:27:02,166 --> 01:27:03,366
as frat guys do yeah
1640
01:27:03,366 --> 01:27:05,333
yeah and he asked if you knew the party
1641
01:27:05,633 --> 01:27:09,266
you pointed at me and said we were childhood friends
1642
01:27:09,266 --> 01:27:12,200
and he looked kind of kind of suspicious
1643
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,233
so I said okay
1644
01:27:13,233 --> 01:27:13,600
well on
1645
01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:16,033
3 let's say the person our high school is named after
1646
01:27:16,033 --> 01:27:18,666
and I counted down and said Thomas Jefferson
1647
01:27:18,666 --> 01:27:21,400
and you counted down and said Saddam Hussein
1648
01:27:22,566 --> 01:27:24,400
which made me laugh so much
1649
01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:26,666
and you just kept doing more and more
1650
01:27:26,666 --> 01:27:30,166
ridiculous answers about our favorite teacher and
1651
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,033
and our first pet and I can't remember
1652
01:27:32,033 --> 01:27:32,900
but it was honestly
1653
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:36,100
the most charming thing I've ever seen in my life wow
1654
01:27:38,633 --> 01:27:40,566
tried to introduce you to Greg that night
1655
01:27:40,700 --> 01:27:42,066
yes yes
1656
01:27:42,066 --> 01:27:43,100
and cause you didn't know he brought me
1657
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:44,600
and you thought we'd vibe
1658
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:45,466
which you know
1659
01:27:45,466 --> 01:27:47,200
props to you very astute
1660
01:27:47,433 --> 01:27:48,933
I may have thought you were gay
1661
01:27:49,866 --> 01:27:51,966
huh still on the fence
1662
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:54,300
I take that as a compliment
1663
01:28:16,633 --> 01:28:17,800
one day
1664
01:28:19,566 --> 01:28:22,200
I wanna tell our daughter the story of how we met
1665
01:28:32,633 --> 01:28:34,100
I could have sworn that these things were like
1666
01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:35,500
40 minute stops oh
1667
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,100
I'm sorry are you bored
1668
01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:37,700
cause I've literally
1669
01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:40,066
never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
1670
01:28:40,066 --> 01:28:40,866
okay but
1671
01:28:40,866 --> 01:28:43,366
this is the longest recorded delivery in human history
1672
01:28:43,366 --> 01:28:45,400
right she just got here yesterday
1673
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:46,800
okay so no
1674
01:28:46,800 --> 01:28:50,933
no obviously I was checking
1675
01:28:52,433 --> 01:28:53,233
ah ah
1676
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:03,300
hi there it's happening
1677
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,500
I just uh I just got admitted
1678
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,166
what you're here uh
1679
01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:11,766
now I mean
1680
01:29:11,766 --> 01:29:12,566
um
1681
01:29:12,800 --> 01:29:14,366
there yeah
1682
01:29:14,466 --> 01:29:15,766
sorry I would have called you earlier
1683
01:29:15,766 --> 01:29:18,400
but my water hadn't broken yet and I thought it was
1684
01:29:18,433 --> 01:29:19,500
you know false alarm
1685
01:29:19,500 --> 01:29:20,033
no no
1686
01:29:20,033 --> 01:29:20,900
of course
1687
01:29:21,566 --> 01:29:22,566
where where uh
1688
01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:25,700
where exactly are you in the hospital
1689
01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:29,366
labor and delivery not giving birth in the cafeteria
1690
01:29:29,366 --> 01:29:30,433
Connor thanks mom
1691
01:29:30,433 --> 01:29:32,400
I'm sorry but if you're confused
1692
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:34,366
I'm sure someone could show you where
1693
01:29:36,433 --> 01:29:37,300
okay
1694
01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:40,166
why are you here already
1695
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:43,266
do you know if I could get a good kombucha around here
1696
01:29:43,266 --> 01:29:44,066
great
1697
01:29:45,066 --> 01:29:46,433
hi what's up
1698
01:29:46,433 --> 01:29:47,233
hi hey
1699
01:29:47,233 --> 01:29:49,700
um I think we should probably get going to my room now
1700
01:29:49,700 --> 01:29:50,266
dad right
1701
01:29:50,266 --> 01:29:52,866
yeah let's go get settled
1702
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:53,466
um Dad
1703
01:29:53,466 --> 01:29:54,100
Dad Dad
1704
01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:56,700
just leave people alone dad
1705
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,233
dad Paul
1706
01:29:58,233 --> 01:29:59,633
Paul no
1707
01:29:59,633 --> 01:30:00,466
no can we help you
1708
01:30:00,466 --> 01:30:02,800
so this is Olivia hey
1709
01:30:02,800 --> 01:30:05,200
my life partner my physical life partner
1710
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,733
Jenny said you were homosexual
1711
01:30:07,766 --> 01:30:09,700
which we completely support
1712
01:30:10,700 --> 01:30:12,800
I was drunk we were drunk
1713
01:30:14,166 --> 01:30:15,866
it's 2024
1714
01:30:18,300 --> 01:30:19,533
what is this
1715
01:30:24,633 --> 01:30:25,900
I'm so sorry
1716
01:30:29,233 --> 01:30:30,466
oh God God
1717
01:30:31,400 --> 01:30:31,500
oh my God
1718
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:31,633
oh my God
1719
01:30:31,633 --> 01:30:31,766
oh my God
1720
01:30:31,766 --> 01:30:31,866
oh my God
1721
01:30:31,866 --> 01:30:32,000
oh my God
1722
01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:32,100
oh my God
1723
01:30:32,100 --> 01:30:32,900
oh my God
1724
01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:36,966
oh my God
1725
01:30:36,966 --> 01:30:38,566
oh my God
1726
01:30:39,566 --> 01:30:40,366
oh
1727
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:42,466
my God you son of a bitch
1728
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:44,600
no no
1729
01:30:45,166 --> 01:30:46,633
hey what is going on
1730
01:30:46,633 --> 01:30:48,366
you keep your hands off of him
1731
01:30:48,366 --> 01:30:52,533
you motherfucker she's having Connor's baby too
1732
01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:56,166
no oh alright
1733
01:30:56,166 --> 01:30:56,633
don't worry no
1734
01:30:56,633 --> 01:30:57,466
no no
1735
01:30:57,666 --> 01:30:59,866
that can't be that can't be
1736
01:31:06,666 --> 01:31:08,000
is this true
1737
01:31:18,700 --> 01:31:19,500
look out
1738
01:31:25,166 --> 01:31:27,033
Dokter Morris dial 1
1739
01:31:27,033 --> 01:31:28,000
8 2 please
1740
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,833
Dokter Morris please dial 1
1741
01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:31,633
1 8
1742
01:32:34,366 --> 01:32:35,266
hello
1743
01:32:37,166 --> 01:32:38,333
yeah this is her
1744
01:32:39,366 --> 01:32:41,900
sure March 15th, 1993
1745
01:32:43,033 --> 01:32:44,066
yeah it's 5
1746
01:32:44,066 --> 01:32:45,533
4 2 2
1747
01:32:46,766 --> 01:32:48,100
OK yeah I can wait
1748
01:33:09,766 --> 01:33:11,100
I should go
1749
01:33:13,233 --> 01:33:15,100
oh uh you don't have to leave
1750
01:33:31,900 --> 01:33:35,200
I am so sorry for that
1751
01:33:37,066 --> 01:33:42,000
I told her she had to tell her parents and she said
1752
01:33:49,233 --> 01:33:51,366
she's not yours
1753
01:33:57,466 --> 01:33:59,133
why are you saying that
1754
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:03,666
cause it's true
1755
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,600
I just found out I swear
1756
01:34:10,066 --> 01:34:11,566
I couldn't let you
1757
01:34:14,033 --> 01:34:15,800
I'm so sorry
1758
01:34:16,366 --> 01:34:17,566
I don't understand
1759
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:40,900
he so wanted her to be yours
1760
01:34:43,366 --> 01:34:45,600
he so wanted her to be yours
1761
01:34:50,100 --> 01:34:51,966
I know I don't want him
1762
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,200
Paul Paul
1763
01:36:20,300 --> 01:36:22,466
I think you're in the wrong room
1764
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:26,100
I'm here for the birth of my daughter
1765
01:36:30,433 --> 01:36:32,400
I'm not gonna let her down too
1766
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,400
okay here we go
1767
01:36:57,400 --> 01:36:58,566
take a deep breath
1768
01:36:59,566 --> 01:37:01,700
one two
1769
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:03,966
three four
1770
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,766
five you're so strong
1771
01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:06,966
you got it seven
1772
01:37:07,233 --> 01:37:08,033
eight 8
1773
01:37:08,366 --> 01:37:09,766
nine 10
1774
01:37:14,500 --> 01:37:18,066
it's fine you're doing so well three
1775
01:37:18,066 --> 01:37:20,733
four five six
1776
01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:22,400
good job good job
1777
01:37:22,633 --> 01:37:26,533
you're doing so good good job you're doing so good
1778
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,866
okay just one more big push
1779
01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:33,766
2 3
1780
01:37:34,366 --> 01:37:35,166
4
1781
01:37:35,666 --> 01:37:36,466
5
1782
01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:53,266
oh my God
1783
01:38:31,700 --> 01:38:33,900
Connor I did something
1784
01:38:33,900 --> 01:38:35,266
you don't need to do this
1785
01:38:36,700 --> 01:38:37,800
do what
1786
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:39,766
like
1787
01:38:39,766 --> 01:38:45,466
I don't need to explain or make excuses or apologize
1788
01:38:48,066 --> 01:38:50,166
I've just spent the last few hours
1789
01:38:50,233 --> 01:38:51,766
on the world's most fucked up
1790
01:38:51,766 --> 01:38:53,066
roller coaster of emotions
1791
01:38:53,066 --> 01:38:56,400
and I can't deal with another dip
1792
01:38:59,466 --> 01:39:01,366
I did something that hurt you
1793
01:39:01,366 --> 01:39:02,766
and I would do anything
1794
01:39:02,766 --> 01:39:07,300
in the entire world to take it back anything
1795
01:39:10,266 --> 01:39:14,800
I don't expect that you'll forgive me or get past it
1796
01:39:15,100 --> 01:39:19,733
but I just wanted to tell you that I love you so much
1797
01:39:19,966 --> 01:39:21,966
and I wish I said it more often
1798
01:39:22,066 --> 01:39:25,000
but I it's not about getting past it
1799
01:39:26,566 --> 01:39:28,533
it's about a new reality
1800
01:39:29,566 --> 01:39:30,366
remember
1801
01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,966
I didn't understand that then
1802
01:39:36,233 --> 01:39:37,366
I do now
1803
01:39:48,566 --> 01:39:49,366
Connor
1804
01:40:04,433 --> 01:40:05,300
hi
1805
01:40:06,466 --> 01:40:08,133
your baby wasn't his
1806
01:40:09,633 --> 01:40:10,600
no
1807
01:40:13,366 --> 01:40:14,700
I'm sorry
1808
01:40:17,166 --> 01:40:18,266
me too
1809
01:40:23,433 --> 01:40:24,233
oh
1810
01:40:26,100 --> 01:40:27,100
hey um
1811
01:40:28,700 --> 01:40:30,466
remember that time we had sex
1812
01:40:33,966 --> 01:40:34,866
yeah
1813
01:40:35,500 --> 01:40:37,400
pops up every once in a while
1814
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:40,933
wow
1815
01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:46,466
you know maybe maybe we aren't so strange
1816
01:40:48,233 --> 01:40:51,333
just two pairs of people accidentally having kids
1817
01:40:52,033 --> 01:40:54,300
I wouldn't say I'm part of a pair
1818
01:40:56,600 --> 01:40:57,666
yeah me neither
1819
01:40:59,400 --> 01:41:01,166
he's gonna come through though
1820
01:41:01,433 --> 01:41:03,600
and you're gonna be an amazing mom
1821
01:41:06,300 --> 01:41:06,900
just don't know
1822
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:10,900
how many amazing moms start out not ready to be one
1823
01:41:12,566 --> 01:41:14,200
probably a lot
1824
01:41:20,966 --> 01:41:25,166
you know we can help each other out too right
1825
01:41:26,233 --> 01:41:28,600
don't you need a mom friend
1826
01:41:30,633 --> 01:41:34,700
we can read mommy Reddit talk about their sore nipples
1827
01:41:34,700 --> 01:41:36,500
oh my God forget my nipples
1828
01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:38,766
I think my vagina tore straight to my asshole
1829
01:41:38,766 --> 01:41:40,700
oh God second degree
1830
01:41:40,833 --> 01:41:43,300
yes it's just one hole
1831
01:41:48,966 --> 01:41:49,800
wow
1832
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:52,766
she's so beautiful
1833
01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:04,866
okay
1834
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:08,100
that is a bachelorette pad haha
1835
01:42:09,433 --> 01:42:11,600
it's perfect for you it is
1836
01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:14,266
it's perfect for us do you need help moving
1837
01:42:14,466 --> 01:42:15,166
oh no
1838
01:42:15,166 --> 01:42:15,433
no no
1839
01:42:15,433 --> 01:42:18,100
taking Fiona's already the best thing you could do
1840
01:42:18,233 --> 01:42:20,000
also if you need a real man
1841
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:21,700
I know that Connor isn't fit for the job
1842
01:42:21,700 --> 01:42:24,766
I'm here you've probably seen my delts
1843
01:42:24,866 --> 01:42:26,900
I did notice that I would love that
1844
01:42:26,900 --> 01:42:27,833
thank you Greg
1845
01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:29,166
I kind of just wanted the compliment
1846
01:42:29,166 --> 01:42:30,200
I didn't actually want to help
1847
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:33,266
if I'm being honest these are not moving muscles
1848
01:42:33,266 --> 01:42:34,666
these are gay muscles they're for show
1849
01:42:34,666 --> 01:42:37,600
come on come on Greg I will help you get a test rabbit
1850
01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:53,800
surprise
1851
01:42:55,833 --> 01:42:57,333
what are you doing here
1852
01:42:57,866 --> 01:42:59,466
I bumped into Jenny and Greg
1853
01:42:59,466 --> 01:43:02,466
and they said the little sprout was with you
1854
01:43:03,300 --> 01:43:04,866
thought they could have a playdate
1855
01:43:05,566 --> 01:43:07,766
I don't know how much playing can be done
1856
01:43:08,266 --> 01:43:12,366
but I guess they could fidget near each other
1857
01:43:13,066 --> 01:43:14,666
and that what you and Greg do
1858
01:43:16,233 --> 01:43:19,766
come here wow she is so cute
1859
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:23,600
um how are you
1860
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:26,233
how how's co parenting life
1861
01:43:26,233 --> 01:43:27,766
honestly pretty good
1862
01:43:28,666 --> 01:43:32,700
half the time it's just my same normal life
1863
01:43:33,233 --> 01:43:33,833
the other half
1864
01:43:33,833 --> 01:43:36,400
I get to hang out with this little nugget so
1865
01:43:40,166 --> 01:43:45,400
not not to say that it's easy obviously
1866
01:43:46,300 --> 01:43:49,666
how's it going for you I'm hanging in there
1867
01:43:53,966 --> 01:43:55,066
what'd you name her
1868
01:43:56,366 --> 01:43:58,066
Fiona nice yeah
1869
01:43:58,066 --> 01:43:59,966
pretty it was Jenny's idea
1870
01:43:59,966 --> 01:44:00,833
she's attached to it
1871
01:44:00,833 --> 01:44:03,166
and I had limited political capital
1872
01:44:03,166 --> 01:44:05,600
so what'd you name yours
1873
01:44:07,366 --> 01:44:08,166
Alice
1874
01:44:16,766 --> 01:44:19,966
I thought that made you think of cans of Tuna Girl
1875
01:44:20,866 --> 01:44:23,066
makes me think of something different now
1876
01:44:27,166 --> 01:44:28,900
I've been calling you obviously
1877
01:44:28,900 --> 01:44:29,633
you know that
1878
01:44:29,633 --> 01:44:33,666
I've been calling you and I wanted to give you space
1879
01:44:34,266 --> 01:44:35,066
I know
1880
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,100
it's all out there you know
1881
01:44:39,100 --> 01:44:42,100
no more secrets no more surprises
1882
01:44:44,233 --> 01:44:46,300
no one else standing in our way
1883
01:44:48,233 --> 01:44:50,733
just us needing to move past this
1884
01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:56,800
just you not to point fingers
1885
01:44:58,700 --> 01:45:00,066
but I'm ready
1886
01:45:01,466 --> 01:45:02,300
what
1887
01:45:03,366 --> 01:45:05,200
I don't know if I am
1888
01:45:07,633 --> 01:45:09,600
I'm just scared to get hurt
1889
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:11,566
you know
1890
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:15,333
I don't wanna go through that again
1891
01:45:17,366 --> 01:45:17,966
a heart
1892
01:45:17,966 --> 01:45:20,566
that's afraid to break is a heart that's never used
1893
01:45:23,366 --> 01:45:27,266
I think the Dalai Lama said that brilliant guy
1894
01:45:29,033 --> 01:45:31,933
so you you were you heard you were there
1895
01:45:36,833 --> 01:45:37,500
you realize
1896
01:45:37,500 --> 01:45:39,866
you're making your point by admitting to more lying
1897
01:45:40,566 --> 01:45:42,600
right but I am making my point uh
1898
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:46,000
no technically it was my point originally so I guess I
1899
01:45:47,366 --> 01:45:50,200
I guess I have no choice but to accept
1900
01:45:52,066 --> 01:45:53,600
my point is
1901
01:45:54,666 --> 01:45:57,966
I'm learning to take care of the things that I love
1902
01:46:37,700 --> 01:46:39,500
people like you
1903
01:47:07,966 --> 01:47:09,700
don't walk away
1904
01:48:20,666 --> 01:48:22,000
Wanna you take one Mark
1905
01:48:25,166 --> 01:48:26,566
let's act alright
1906
01:48:26,800 --> 01:48:27,800
let's act let's
1907
01:48:35,100 --> 01:48:37,066
you're overreacting I'm properly reacting
1908
01:48:37,066 --> 01:48:38,766
this is how a normal person react
1909
01:48:38,766 --> 01:48:39,566
hey look bit
1910
01:48:40,166 --> 01:48:41,433
um uh
1911
01:48:41,433 --> 01:48:42,900
you forgot your line yep
1912
01:48:43,100 --> 01:48:45,700
we've famously already shared quite a bit together so
1913
01:48:47,666 --> 01:48:48,466
Jenny
1914
01:48:49,166 --> 01:48:50,766
I need to talk oh fuck
1915
01:48:51,600 --> 01:48:53,966
that was probably the least successful abortion
1916
01:48:53,966 --> 01:48:55,466
are we shooting yeah
1917
01:48:55,466 --> 01:48:56,833
I had no idea I'm so sorry
1918
01:48:56,833 --> 01:48:57,766
oh I'm so sorry
1919
01:48:57,766 --> 01:48:59,666
that's unconventional first toast
1920
01:48:59,666 --> 01:49:01,700
no and they're horny
1921
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:04,200
first date how many pieces do you think
1922
01:49:04,200 --> 01:49:05,566
that I could fit in my mouth
1923
01:49:08,000 --> 01:49:08,833
what do you mean you're out
1924
01:49:08,833 --> 01:49:11,566
good luck kids this is one for the fucking storybooks
1925
01:49:11,833 --> 01:49:14,600
bless your soul sweet Jonah
1926
01:49:14,900 --> 01:49:18,500
bless you so Jonah's waiting downstairs right
1927
01:49:18,500 --> 01:49:19,900
and I'm Connor
1928
01:49:20,600 --> 01:49:21,266
fuck okay
1929
01:49:21,266 --> 01:49:22,766
but my services as a real man
1930
01:49:22,766 --> 01:49:23,866
I know that Jonah
1931
01:49:24,500 --> 01:49:25,500
hahaha
1932
01:49:26,233 --> 01:49:28,133
do you do you guys like to dance
1933
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:31,866
I fucked up that hey
1934
01:49:32,766 --> 01:49:33,566
OK
1935
01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:36,233
what are you doing no
1936
01:49:36,233 --> 01:49:37,866
that's crazy common Mark
1937
01:49:39,566 --> 01:49:42,666
are you kidding me you took fucking chips ha ha ha yeah
1938
01:49:46,866 --> 01:49:49,100
well that's spoken like someone who's never felt sorry
1939
01:49:49,100 --> 01:49:50,066
I'm so sorry
1940
01:49:50,066 --> 01:49:54,700
I hate your dumb stupid fat face and you'd be like
1941
01:49:54,700 --> 01:49:56,400
oh fuck me sorry
1942
01:49:58,066 --> 01:50:02,733
you you accused him of being uh being uh
1943
01:50:04,266 --> 01:50:06,566
oh you've never looked so good honestly
1944
01:50:06,566 --> 01:50:09,700
you look so nice Mark what's wrong with you
1945
01:50:10,233 --> 01:50:11,033
hmm
1946
01:50:11,300 --> 01:50:13,600
you're worried the drive through worker will see me
1947
01:50:15,100 --> 01:50:16,566
what I'm sorry
1948
01:50:16,566 --> 01:50:17,366
can you guys
1949
01:50:18,033 --> 01:50:18,833
um uh
1950
01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:21,900
huh I feel like there's a lot of semen
1951
01:50:21,900 --> 01:50:23,833
clouding your thoughts is it the tap cake thing
1952
01:50:23,833 --> 01:50:27,666
I swear just foam came out at one point like it was
1953
01:50:27,666 --> 01:50:31,266
it was bad there's only one thing I want more
1954
01:50:31,266 --> 01:50:32,700
than to be your grandmother
1955
01:50:32,700 --> 01:50:34,500
God fucking damn it
1956
01:50:34,566 --> 01:50:37,366
there's one thing I'm more excited for
1957
01:50:38,166 --> 01:50:41,666
there's only one thing I want more
1958
01:50:42,033 --> 01:50:45,633
god damn it you can't give me shit for this
1959
01:50:45,633 --> 01:50:47,200
we broke up I'm so sorry
1960
01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:48,600
what are you doing you looking for your Mark
1961
01:50:48,600 --> 01:50:50,300
yeah and I've actually never done this before
1962
01:50:50,300 --> 01:50:52,400
so she will she you kind of hold her up right
1963
01:50:52,400 --> 01:50:53,266
a little bit more up right
1964
01:50:53,266 --> 01:50:55,900
like this sixteen hundred dollars
1965
01:50:56,366 --> 01:50:57,500
this is why I have a tear
1966
01:50:57,833 --> 01:50:59,066
it's good sorry
1967
01:50:59,366 --> 01:51:01,700
get back in there there's other scenes for that
1968
01:51:10,633 --> 01:51:11,966
well maybe Olivia Kapadok
1969
01:51:12,266 --> 01:51:14,266
what's my name just
1970
01:51:15,666 --> 01:51:16,666
hi baby
1971
01:51:22,833 --> 01:51:24,000
bye bye bye
1972
01:51:24,100 --> 01:51:25,333
bye bye
1973
01:51:26,633 --> 01:51:27,866
bye bye bye
1974
01:51:30,066 --> 01:51:31,766
I told you that was gonna happen what
1975
01:51:31,766 --> 01:51:32,900
what did you think was gonna happen
1976
01:51:32,900 --> 01:51:34,133
you just swallow it whole
1977
01:51:35,100 --> 01:51:37,600
let us consider the nature of love
1978
01:51:38,033 --> 01:51:42,100
I think that every successful relationship finds joy in
1979
01:51:42,100 --> 01:51:44,000
the care and the effort
1980
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:45,800
as a collective
1981
01:51:46,433 --> 01:51:47,866
speaking of a collective
1982
01:51:47,866 --> 01:51:49,700
have you guys heard the story about how Connor
1983
01:51:49,700 --> 01:51:52,166
and Olivia and his baby mama all got together
1984
01:51:52,666 --> 01:51:53,666
oh no
1985
01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:47,566
enjoy the silence what is it honey
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