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Yeah. Breathe.

Fuck you!

Are you gonna help me?

ex -manager still owns the rights to the masters to all her songs, but she has

the right to re -record them, so.

And how many songs?

Oh, I don't know.

But I was listening to her album on my drive from Decatur the other day, and

a single song repeats.

Sounds like a huge money maker.

Oh, yeah.

You know, the last song on that album, like, 10 minutes long.

It's the first song to be on the Billboard charts that's anywhere near

long. So yeah, I'm sure she's making millions.

I feel like my back should hurt.

But it doesn't.

It does not.

First class.

It's kind of nice.

I am so sick.

Same Christmas decorations after Christmas.

It's your dad.

It's your dad.

Champ got a bath.

Aw.

Can't wait to be in.

Don't you pick that.

A little bit of a neck there. Yes, looking good, Frosty. That's pretty darn

good, I would say.

I think so.

Yeah, I think he's looking pretty good. That's not the worst snowman I've ever

seen. No, he's a little hunchbacky, but, you know, nobody's perfect. We need a

good one.

But you know what?

He needs a face.

He needs a face.

He needs a face. He needs a face.

I'm thinking carrot now.

Do we have a carrot?

I have an idea.

Stay here. I'll be right back. All righty.

We'll be here.

What do you think, Frosty?

You want a nose?

Maybe some eyes.

So, no carrots.

No carrots.

Good news is I got some eyes.

Are you kidding?

I mean... Yes, I think that'll do just great. It's very large. It's having a

down nose, right? Yeah, I think so.

I like a nice big nose.

Oh, no. Okay. All right. Yeah.

Yes.

Okay. Oh, I'm really having to ram it in there.

Okay, I think you're on to something.

Thinking about the tank?

I'm going to let go.

Oh, my Lord. Oh, baby.

Look at that snowman. I'd say that's a masterpiece if I ever saw one.

So, do you have a banana on your face or do you just have...

Oh, I love him.

Antarctica.

Where do you want to go?

Wait, what?

Why do you want to go to Antarctica of all places on the planet?

Because why not?

They have this really awesome artist and residency program out there and I've

always just wanted to take my paints and go for six weeks.

Six weeks?

Yeah. In Antarctica?

Yes.

Where it's like this.

All the time.

Jesus Christ.

That's how long the program is.

And, you know, people don't just go there.

So, I'm going to go.

Shit, I feel like I don't want to tell you. Mind not being stupid next to

Antarctica. Where?

Nah, I can't tell you that. Come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay.

Let's see how this is going to go. Give me a little oil in yourself.

Oh, ah, baby.

All right, that's it.

I'm going to be more nice to these. I'm going to keep you at it.

So, I heard they inspired your head coach.

Yeah.

Was he really that bad?

No.

They just didn't give him enough patience.

They don't leave anybody any room for any reasonable margin of error.

I mean, we've been cycling through head coaches the last two years. It's 2010.

Meyer.

I bet they still have to pay off the contract, though, right?

How did I know this was going to turn into a conversation about college

and money?

I don't know.

Okay.

I know.

Well, did you at least like this one?

Was that wine left?

Yeah, it was.

It's fine. It's fine. Leave it. I'll clean it up.

It's really not fine.

Why?

What's wrong, Ethan?

I just hate when I'm clumsy.

I can't afford to place anything in this house.

They're not even gonna notice.

Yes, they will.

There were exactly eight wine glasses.

Exactly eight wine glasses. They probably have a list of everything in

house.

You counted the wine glasses?

Okay, well I'll leave a note and 10 bucks and it'll be fine.

I don't know how much that costs.

I do.

How do you know?

Because I know good crystals and this shit is 30 bucks for a dozen from

As opposed to your mother's crystal which you dare not touch.

What are you talking about? We used all that crystal all throughout Christmas.

Maybe you did.

So, did you... Forget it. I'll leave the ten bucks.

Okay. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter?

Fucking broken glass everywhere and it doesn't matter?

It doesn't matter.

Okay.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter now?

Hmm?

How about now? What the fuck are you doing?

Stop it!

What doesn't matter?

I might.

Have you ever gone to the store and had to buy store brand mac and cheese

because it's five for a buck?

Have you ever had to stress out over chromium black because it's $12 a tube?

I don't understand.

Is it about money?

Everything is about money.

It's a $5 fucking wine glass.

Yeah, and you know what? The only fucking reason $5 doesn't matter to you

because you've never had to fucking worry about $5.

That's not true. When I was a kid... What?

You had to stress about whether your family would take a vacation to St.

or Aruba?

Look at this fucking house. This house is so big.

And nobody fucking lives here.

for people like you who want to rent it.

I mean, this fucking kitchen?

Are you kidding? This fucking kitchen is bigger than my entire goddamn

apartment.

I did that on purpose. I wanted us to have a nice place to stay.

I wanted us to do something nice together.

Yeah, so nice I can't afford my apartment.

I feel that too, you know.

It doesn't feel good to not be able...

to fucking afford any of this and then it just doesn't help that you don't give

a fuck when i know i'm fucking breaking shit because it doesn't matter i don't

need you to afford this part i know that's the fucking point

just don't fucking touch

it all right just let me do this let me do this

Yeah, I've been looking for you.

I haven't been here.

Aren't you cold?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too.

You cold?

I'm looking for the cute boy who brought me to the snow.

Have you seen him?

He, uh...

He looks like you, but he's not an asshole.

Thank you.

I'm doing it.

Heal it.

Let's sing.