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Someone once said that when
one door shuts, a window opens.
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Big and I had shut our door
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but our window was open
and blowing a great breeze.
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-People don't dress up anymore.
-Like with waistcoats.
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And watch fobs.
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-I'm gonna bring back the watch fob.
-A man with a plan.
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Smoke, please.
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Now that Big and I weren't playing
the dating game,
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we were free to just play,
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and it had never been better.
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Aw.
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Where is it?
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Wow. Impressive.
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The ladies enjoy sleight of hand.
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And the watch fob.
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Meanwhile, 35 blocks north,
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at Dr. and Mrs. Young's cocktail party,
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another set of exes
were enjoying the view.
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Look at all
the shades of green in the hillside.
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It's so beautiful.
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What's beautiful
is your ass in that skirt.
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-Trey.
-It is.
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Now that Trey and Charlotte
had opened the door of communication,
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Trey wanted to get in...
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everywhere.
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I'd like to do some very dirty things
to you right now.
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We're at Winky and Bob's cocktail party,
and I'm your estranged wife.
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Ah. My estranged wife
has a damn fine ass.
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I think it's really great how up
for things you've been lately.
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-But we are in public.
-Hm.
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So why don't we get our coats
and go back to your place,
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because my ass
will be damn fine there, too.
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Mm.
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For a radiologist,
he's awfully full of himself.
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His wife is even worse.
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They were passed over
for three Park Avenue co-ops
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because of that yippie dog.
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That's what you get
for over-breeding the Pekingese.
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Certain behavior will keep you
from getting into a co-op.
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And certain behavior is almost assured
to get you kicked out of one.
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The entire surgical staff
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of Lennox Hill Hospital
is in the next room.
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They'll understand,
this is an emergency.
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At least close the door.
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While Charlotte
walked through her door,
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I reached mine
and kept it firmly closed.
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Okay then, Houdini.
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-I'll walk you up.
-I think I got it from here.
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Then I'll watch from down here
in case you trip.
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What's with the...
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There will be no...
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Ha-ha-ha.
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Okay, you're the boss.
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But I'm always available for the...
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Nighty-night.
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Nighty-night.
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Have you guys ever done it
in a restaurant bathroom?
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-Lotus.
-Sparks.
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Somewhere over Chicago.
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She said restaurant bathroom.
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There were warm nuts involved.
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-Classy.
-How about a coatroom?
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-Lotus.
-My last birthday party.
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I'm out. Syrup?
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Are these theoretical questions,
or are you getting busy, missy?
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Trey and I,
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coatroom, Friday.
Bistro bathroom last night.
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-But I thought he couldn't--
-Apparently he can, all over Manhattan.
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This is a very happy development.
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-No, we're not even together anymore.
-Doesn't sound that way to me.
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We're supposed to be
getting to know each other again, not--
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Fucking against a hand dryer?
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-Ha, ha.
- It is so confusing.
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Are we dating or are we back together?
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Is he my boyfriend or my lover?
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Or my ex-husband...
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whom I have sex with occasionally
in coatrooms?
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-And bathrooms.
-I'm going with D, all of the above.
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-Who cares what you are? Just enjoy it.
-No, I need to know where we're going.
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We'd like to know, too,
since you'll be having sex there.
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Why define it?
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He's my husband, we were defined by law.
Now it's all blurry, it's so hard.
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-Thank your lucky stars.
-Oh, enough about me.
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What did you do this weekend?
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-Monkey Bar.
-Fun!
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-With whom?
-Big.
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The bar, not the bathroom.
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So you and Big
are really friends or something?
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-Yeah.
-Friends or something.
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-Easy, prosecutor.
-Shouldn't you define your relationship?
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-Charlotte didn't have to.
-Charlotte married the guy.
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We're undefinable.
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-She's sleeping with him.
-I am not sleeping with him.
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We're just...
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hanging out.
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It's fun, in fact...
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now that the pressure's off,
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we're finally
enjoying each other. It's good.
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It's a slippery slope.
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Without boundaries,
you won't know what'll happen.
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We might actually...
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Have fun.
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Have fun, just don't have amnesia.
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Exactly.
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Can we lighten up on the boundary talk?
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I'm fine.
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Jeez.
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Are you thinking about
sleeping with him?
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-No.
-You hesitated.
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I was swallowing.
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The Eskimo
have hundreds of words for "snow."
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And we've invented three times
that many words for "relationship."
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But the more words we invent,
the harder it becomes to define things.
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In a world where you can date
without sex,
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screw without dating
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and in the end keep most of your
sex partners as friends...
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long after the screwing is over,
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what really defines a relationship?
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That night, Miranda
let her boundaries down with Doug,
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a cartoonist for The New Yorker.
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They had been dating for about a month.
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Miranda didn't know what they were,
but she knew it felt good.
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It was a morning of firsts.
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It was the first time
Doug had spent the night,
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and the first time
a man had peed in front of her.
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That night,
we went to Charlotte's gallery
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for the opening of an exhibit
by Maria Diega Reyes,
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the Brazilian artist.
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He just whipped it out.
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I'm brushing. I look over, he's peeing.
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You can probably say
he's your boyfriend.
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Only a boyfriend would do that.
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I don't want a boyfriend who does that.
It's never okay to do that.
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Wait your turn,
shut the door, do your business.
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Ho-ho-ho. This is perfect.
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Ms. Boundaries has found
Mr. No Boundaries.
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Do you like it?
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I do.
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It's the artist's favorite.
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-You know her?
-Ooh. I am her.
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I'm sorry, I should have...
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-Samantha.
-Maria.
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I have a bone to pick with you.
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I came ready to buy, and look...
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all these red dots,
there's nothing left.
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That's never bad news for the artist.
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But I have many more in my loft.
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If you ever want to come down,
take a look...
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I will, and soon,
before those get sold out
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from underneath me, as well.
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-It's a deal.
-Now...
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a non-art-related question.
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Where are all the hot guys?
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Maria.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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It is stunning, all of it.
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I'm so proud of you, chica.
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Enjoy!
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-It's my ex.
-Ah.
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Oh, and about the hot guys.
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No hot guys.
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That's good for you,
but what's in it for me?
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The next night,
my ex introduced me
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to a tiny jazz club in the East Village.
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Aren't these cats amazing?
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"Cats"?
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Loosen up, baby,
we're below 14th Street.
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Okay, baby.
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There I was,
inches away from my ex-boyfriend...
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friend, whatever,
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lusting after a bass player.
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-You want another drink?
-Huh?
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-Do you want another drink?
-Yeah.
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Thank you very much.
We're gonna take a short break.
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When we come back, if you're nice,
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we'll play another set or two.
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Apparently,
everyone in the universe
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wanted me to define
my relationship with Big.
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-What do you think?
-I like it, baby.
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Didn't think I had that groovy jazz club
in me, did you?
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No.
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Hey, man, you were really great.
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Not great, I'm just trying to keep up.
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-You were great.
-You know jazz?
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No.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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No, I own the place.
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It's the only way they'll let me play.
I can't keep a beat.
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At least I can drink for free. Ray King.
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Hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
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Jazz neophyte.
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-Sorry, this is--
-You're running low.
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Joey, Glenlivet.
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Coming right up.
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-So you own this place?
-I do.
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I own this, one uptown.
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Hell of a lot of mortgages.
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Cointreau on ice, white wine...
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Well...
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Jeez, I gotta go.
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-Heading uptown?
-I am. You need a ride?
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-That'd be great.
-I'll call my car.
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This time? Cabs are lined up outside.
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So then we'll take a cab.
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Okay, we'll take a cab.
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Okay.
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You sure your bass is gonna be okay?
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Yeah, sleeps at the club all the time.
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Sometimes it even hooks up
with the snare drum.
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Cabs are bullshit.
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Listen, can I get your number?
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Yeah.
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Sure, let me just...
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I'm a writer with no pen.
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-Thank you.
-No problem.
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-6-7-3-9.
-I know.
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[Carrie] This is me.
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Thank you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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Bye.
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Hey. Hey!
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What are you doing?
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What do you mean?
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You know what I mean.
Now he's gonna think we're together.
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What, you like the porkpie hat?
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That's not the point.
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I'll tell you,
he had some breath on him.
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-His breath was fine.
-Are you kidding?
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It was like he had a bad burger
with B.B. King in '75.
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All right.
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We gotta figure out
what we're doing here.
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-What are we doing?
-What are we?
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We're friends, how's that?
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What kind of friends?
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Friends who listen to jazz,
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friends who eat pizza.
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Friends who...
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There will be no...
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Oh. Carrie likes her jazz man. Jazz.
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All right.
That's it, I'm going upstairs.
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-Suit yourself.
-I have to go to sleep.
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Nighty-night.
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But I couldn't sleep.
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My bizarre ménage-à-taxi
was haunting me.
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Hello?
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00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,274
260
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,576
You know, when I hear that song,
I think of you.
261
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,120
I don't even know you,
how fucked up is that?
262
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:50,830
That's good.
263
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,166
264
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,376
Oh. Can you hang on a second?
265
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,544
Yeah.
266
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,379
Okay.
267
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,882
-Hello?
- What are you doing?
268
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,383
I can't talk right now.
269
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,052
You're on the other line?
270
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,512
-I am.
-Porkpie?
271
00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,097
Look, I gotta go.
272
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,308
-Tell him he needs mints.
-I'm hanging up.
273
00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:13,144
Carrie likes a jazz musician.
274
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,646
275
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,565
Sorry.
276
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,984
No problem.
277
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:24,405
Listen, uh, I'd like to take you out
on Saturday night.
278
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,742
I promise you won't
have to listen to me play.
279
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,036
Okay, I'd like that.
280
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,788
Great.
281
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,915
Oh, um...
282
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,042
Don't bring the angry guy.
283
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,461
He's not so bad.
284
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,589
-See you.
-Okay.
285
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:45,635
286
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,137
-What do you want?
-What do you see in that guy?
287
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,515
He knows when to say goodbye.
288
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:54,477
The next morning,
Miranda decided I might have been right.
289
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,729
Maybe she was Ms. Boundaries.
290
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,190
If she wanted a decent relationship,
291
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,943
she couldn't throw the boy out
with the toilet water.
292
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,904
She would have to
let down her boundaries.
293
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,366
And there was no better time
than the present.
294
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,294
-Oh, hey.
-Oh! Hi, you scared me.
295
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:25,299
You got any bagels?
296
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,427
-Top of the fridge.
-Cool.
297
00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,148
- What about filters?
-Above the coffee maker!
298
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,777
While Miranda
tried to do her business,
299
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,447
Samantha helped Maria with hers.
300
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,575
- Am I doing this right?
- Don't think, just do it.
301
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:54,662
You know,
painting is like eating, like sex.
302
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,998
I can do that.
303
00:15:57,415 --> 00:16:00,793
You know, I came to buy art,
not make it.
304
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,295
Oh, no, no, no.
305
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,505
This is a Brazilian thing.
306
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,425
Everyone that crosses my door
has to help.
307
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,011
But you have a choice, really.
308
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,222
You can make a painting
or you can do my laundry.
309
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:17,101
Not gonna happen.
310
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,897
You're buying
one of my paintings, right?
311
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,149
You're buying my next manicure.
312
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,819
Oh, I'm sorry.
313
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,213
Do we...
314
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,050
Do we need to talk about this?
315
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,969
Do we?
316
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,100
I've done the girl thing,
317
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,478
once, twice,
318
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,356
usually involving a guy
and a couple of Quaaludes.
319
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,775
It was nice, really.
320
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,985
And really nice for the guy. But...
321
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,864
I'm not a relationship person.
322
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,911
And you're really something.
323
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,871
Could we be friends?
324
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,207
It depends.
325
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,752
In my language, "friends"
326
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,215
translates to a person
with a warm heart...
327
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,678
that buys a lot of my art.
328
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,264
Wow.
329
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,975
What's Portuguese for "working it"?
330
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,935
Working it.
331
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,728
332
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,818
The next day,
I found the perfect color on me.
333
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,987
And something else on Charlotte.
334
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,031
Excuse me, but...
335
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,909
is that a hickey?
336
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,704
- Let me see.
-Oh, my God, I don't...
337
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,581
That's so retro.
338
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,499
Trey and I made out in the movies.
339
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,501
No, that is retro.
340
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,712
That's not all we did.
341
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,757
Right in the middle of the movie,
I gave him a blow job.
342
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,925
In the theatre.
343
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,803
-Crouching Charlotte, Hidden Hummer.
-You guys were right.
344
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,348
Once I stopped defining everything,
I realized how great we have it.
345
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,850
Congratulations, sweetie.
346
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,686
It sounds like you got a nice,
healthy relationship.
347
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:29,400
[Carrie] Charlotte realized if Samantha
defined her relationship as healthy,
348
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,903
she had one sick relationship
on her hands.
349
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,868
The next day, as Trey looked for action,
350
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,120
Charlotte went looking for answers.
351
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,706
Please, not here.
352
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,667
-Should we go to a movie?
-No!
353
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,794
We're five blocks from your place.
354
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,213
We'll just wait
and we'll get in our old bed
355
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,883
and we'll really make love
like man and wife.
356
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,718
I don't want to wait.
357
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,013
Why can't we wait?
358
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,849
It's five stupid blocks.
What is wrong with us?
359
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,602
Are you so scared
that if we go back to a bed,
360
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,103
you'll have the same problems again?
361
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,357
Please. Let's not discuss
this in front of the driver.
362
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,569
Oh. You just wanted to have sex
in front of him.
363
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,363
364
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,448
And just like that
365
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,451
Charlotte slammed the door
on her and Trey.
366
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,621
367
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,040
-Hello.
- It's me.
368
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,919
So if we were to, say,
369
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,630
make love in my bed,
370
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,633
could we still do it in a taxi?
371
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,010
We'll see.
372
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,429
Alrighty then, call you tomorrow.
373
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,391
Evidently, when Charlotte
closed the taxi door,
374
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,851
she opened a whole new window.
375
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:50,314
The next morning,
Miranda got up early to pee in peace
376
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,982
and make Doug coffee.
377
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:53,442
Smells great.
378
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,986
It's the cinnamon I add to the--
379
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,321
380
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:04,995
Hi.
381
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:08,374
Apparently, when Miranda
left the door open for peeing,
382
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,751
she opened the door for everything else.
383
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:21,053
Sometimes I like to add a pinch
of nutmeg to my coffee,
384
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,513
it takes a lot of the--
385
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,434
Maybe it was narrow-minded.
But for Miranda, an open-door dump,
386
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,019
was definitely worth
dumping someone over.
387
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:35,526
That's the thing about New York,
everyone's always going.
388
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:38,279
Tonight, it was to the opening of Tao.
389
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,240
Ray's and my first date.
390
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,786
Everyone was there...
391
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,747
everyone.
392
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,377
So what?
393
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,756
This is the only restaurant
in New York opening tonight?
394
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:00,009
The Burger King on Ninth Avenue
had a line around the block.
395
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,469
You remember...
396
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,928
Yeah. Hey, man.
397
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,014
How are you?
398
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,640
This is Sha.
399
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,225
Sha?
400
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,269
The "y" is silent.
401
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,271
Oh.
402
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,484
Thank God you're finally here.
I got the last table, let's go.
403
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,651
Okay.
404
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,911
There we were, me, my ex,
405
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,871
the jazz guy, the model,
406
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,415
the lesbian, and her friend Samantha.
407
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,000
Sha?
408
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,420
She's a supermodel.
409
00:21:37,338 --> 00:21:38,923
Super for you.
410
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,009
-Think we'll ever get our Mee Krob?
-I love Mee Krob.
411
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,594
It's their specialty here.
412
00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:45,888
Is there any more wine in there?
413
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,101
Thanks.
414
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,689
I'll be back.
415
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,319
416
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,487
Stop.
417
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,619
Hey.
418
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,210
Look at me, I grabbed some Mee Krob.
419
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,424
Mm.
420
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,593
Mee-Krob-a-licious.
421
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,762
How'd you get this?
422
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,515
Turns out the chef worked
at one of my clubs.
423
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,809
You know all the right people.
424
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,228
I got the in on the noodles.
425
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,941
If it's okay with you,
I'm gonna camp out here for a while.
426
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,526
It's okay by me.
427
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,194
That table is bad.
428
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,821
Yeah, man.
429
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,907
Good thing we weren't fucking hungry.
430
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,952
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
431
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,664
Turn right at the Buddha, honey.
432
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:59,378
Just to, you know, get things straight,
433
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,798
you and Carrie
are just friends now, right?
434
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:05,551
You're available?
435
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,470
Yes, ma'am.
436
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,849
So if you're just friends,
437
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:14,810
what exactly do you think you're doing?
438
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:19,607
Because that girl might come off
like she's all strong and over it,
439
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:23,485
but she's fragile
and she's my best friend.
440
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,864
So I suggest you back off.
441
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,325
Can't we all just get along?
442
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:32,870
Excuse me.
443
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,637
Hey. Hey, hey.
444
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:53,015
-You okay?
-I'm fine, I'm sorry.
445
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,517
That guy's not good for her.
446
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,520
Look, I'm gonna go.
447
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,689
Don't go.
448
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,358
We can get another table.
449
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,109
I lied.
450
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,364
I can't just be your friend.
451
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,325
What I saw back there...
452
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,870
You...
453
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,705
You were magnificent.
454
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,626
And how do you say that, um...
455
00:24:21,085 --> 00:24:23,337
Oh. You kick ass.
456
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,048
And I see where this is going
457
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,843
and you don't do relationships.
458
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,681
It would be very bad for me.
459
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,600
So we can't even be friends?
460
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,268
I'm gonna go in here
461
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:41,355
and you go back there.
462
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,357
And...
463
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,026
you're really something.
464
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,282
Right then and there,
465
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,285
Samantha decided
to let down her boundaries
466
00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:59,832
and opened herself up
to the possibility of a relationship
467
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,835
with a woman.
468
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,807
And in a different bathroom...
469
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,934
Oh--
470
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,855
-Oh. Jeez, I'm sorry.
-It's okay. Come in.
471
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:31,113
-Want some?
-No, all set, thanks.
472
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:32,197
Okay.
473
00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,117
You can go, it's okay.
474
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,745
Oh. I don't really have to go.
475
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,330
Thank God.
476
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,506
-He talks about you.
-Oh?
477
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,926
Did, um...
478
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,637
Did you two used to date or something?
479
00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,391
Something like that.
480
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,273
Okay, I'm gonna...
481
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,025
My date's waiting for me.
482
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,234
Okay.
483
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:14,198
Sorry.
484
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:18,744
I couldn't avoid it.
485
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:22,498
Everywhere I went,
I was confronted by my Big relationship.
486
00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,126
I just left Silent Y in the bathroom
487
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,629
and P.S., apparently the '80s are back.
488
00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:31,381
Listen, we're gonna go.
489
00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:34,927
Okay, Ray and I were gonna go first.
490
00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:37,930
491
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,768
-See you later.
-Okay.
492
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,024
You know what I love about this city?
493
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,568
Everything can sound like a jazz riff.
494
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,612
Like, uh...
495
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,782
that garbage truck is...
496
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,369
497
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:06,500
498
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,336
Really?
499
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:13,257
Because I get more of a...
500
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:17,219
Like a...
501
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,888
502
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:24,434
I don't know.
503
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:27,729
-You really don't know jazz, do you?
-Hey!
504
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,441
I just scatted on my first date, man,
give me some credit.
505
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,904
Somewhere between the Mee Krob
and the model, I was dating again.
506
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:37,156
It was nice.
507
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:38,740
This is me.
508
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,161
You know what you are?
509
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,871
You're, um...
510
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,416
511
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,088
Well...
512
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,885
Do-do-do, right back at you.
513
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:08,228
With every second of our kiss
it was becoming clearer.
514
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,314
I really liked this guy.
515
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,484
So maybe that's it.
516
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,820
What ultimately defines a relationship,
517
00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,822
is another relationship.
518
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,458
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