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A little past 10:00,
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I was dressed to the nines
at Brasserie 8 1/2.
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Located on the corner of
"Right Now" and "Everyone Was There, "
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it was the place to see and be seen.
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Oh. Look at that one.
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- Ah. Oh.
-Mary, hail a cab.
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-Do you think he's a model?
-A model what?
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A model citizen? A model home?
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A model airplane?
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I think he's the dirty-haired Gucci guy,
with clean hair.
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Wow. He's so versatile.
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-Why don't you go over and say hello?
-He's gorgeous.
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The only way I could get a guy like that
interested in me would be to pay him.
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Stanford, my love, there's no need
for you to enter Hookerville.
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Carrie, I know what I look like.
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Then you can't see what I see.
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- Carrie!
-Hey!
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Lynne Cameron was a
much-sought-after fashion-show producer
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as valuable to a show's success
as Valium or Velcro.
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I just told Damian
you have just so fucking saved my life.
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-I did?
-Sorry, this is my boyfriend, Damian.
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I use the term "boyfriend" loosely,
as Damian is clearly a homosexual.
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Well, in that case,
this is my boyfriend, Stanford.
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You so have to be
in this fashion show I'm doing.
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A mix of models
and New York people with style.
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And no one is more New York
or has more style than you.
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Lynne, I'm a writer.
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You're fucking doing my show
if I have to hunt you down
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skin you alive, and have one
of the other models fucking wear you.
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I'll call you next week.
Could this place be any louder?
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Ugh!
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Bye.
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I am so coming.
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To what? I'm not a model.
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Then you can't see what I see.
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Hmm.
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Um, I'll start with a salad with
extra blue cheese dressing.
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-Thank you.
-Thanks.
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Are the vegetables
on the veggie plate organic?
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They have beef pot pie on the menu,
what do you think?
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I'll just have a cup of hot water
with lemon. Thank you.
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Isn't it hard to eat just organic
all the time?
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Oh. It is so hard.
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Last night I could not stop thinking
about a Big Mac.
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I finally had to get dressed,
go out and pick up a guy.
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Talk about a happy meal.
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Lady, you have never looked better.
Your body is amazing.
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Well, I hope so.
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I'm having nude photographs taken
on Wednesday.
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What're you gonna do?
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Have postcards made up
to hand out to prospective dates?
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This is not about a man's approval.
This photo is just for me.
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So when I'm old
and my tits are in my shoes,
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I can look at it and say,
"Damn, I was hot."
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Isn't that a little narcissistic?
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No one thinks it's narcissistic
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when you get
your seventh-grade picture taken.
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-You weren't naked in that.
-That we know of.
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Look, I like my body.
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I'm getting these pictures taken.
What's the big problem?
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No problem, you're my hero.
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I think it's fantastic
that you can just put it out there.
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I can't even say yes
to being in some charity fashion show.
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-"New York Style"?
-Yeah.
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You were asked to be part of that?
That's huge.
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All the top designers are doing it.
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Wait, they want you to be a model?
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No, it's a mix of real people
and models. I know the producer.
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Carrie, you have to do it,
you live for fashion.
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I do not live for fashion.
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How many fashion shows
did you drag me to during Fashion Week?
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Eight, what's your point?
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Why are you turning down the chance
to actually be in one?
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I do not belong on a runway.
Runways are for models, not writers.
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What's the difference
between strutting down a runway
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and the way you strut down Fifth Avenue?
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Strut?
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Do I strut? Am I a strutter?
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I think it'd be fun.
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I was a teen model when the Ralph Lauren
store opened in New Haven.
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Okay, it's amazing I was able
to keep my lunch down just now.
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I just cannot imagine
walking down a runway
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while people sit there and judge me.
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No one would judge you.
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We judge models all the time.
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But you're not a model,
you're one of the real people.
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Exactly. And I don't want people
to think that
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I can't see the difference
between a model and me.
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Who gives a fuck what people think?
This is a fabulous opportunity.
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Honey, you'll probably
get to keep the clothes.
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I thought of that!
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-I'd do it in a New York minute.
-So would I.
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What do you think, mutey?
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She bangs, she bangs...
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While Miranda would never dream
of walking on a runway,
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she had no problem running on one.
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She looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
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Like every girl in history
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She bangs, she bangs
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I'm wasted by the way she moves
She moves
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No one ever looked so fine...
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I happen to know
you were on that treadmill
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for longer than 30 minutes.
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That's illegal here at Crunch Fitness.
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I'm, uh, starting to train
for the marathon. First time.
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Wow!
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Good for you.
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I was the captain
of my high-school track team,
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but the marathon, uh-uh.
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I'm Dave.
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Miranda.
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Well, have a good workout.
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That's it?
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-Is there more?
-I hope so.
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I've been watching you for months.
I think that you are very sexy.
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So, what's the problem?
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He said, "I think you're very sexy."
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And?
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I was wearing no makeup,
and my Hanes $3 old man's undershirt.
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Nice.
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I just can't believe that
a guy would think that I was sexy.
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-Okay, I'm hanging up now.
-No, I'm serious.
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Smart, yes.
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Sometimes cute, but never sexy.
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Sexy is the thing
I try to get them to see me as,
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after I win them over
with my personality.
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You win men over with your personality?
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They want you to be a model?
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Okay, I'm hanging up now.
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Later that night,
I got to thinking about Narcissus.
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A man so consumed with his own image,
he drowned in it.
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Did he have no best friends to
mirror back a healthier view of himself?
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And why is it
that we can see our friends perfectly,
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but when it comes to ourselves,
no matter how hard we look,
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do we ever see ourselves clearly?
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Samantha, on the other hand,
saw herself a little too clearly.
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Okay, Samantha,
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Tiger, here, has a variety of
music choices to ease you into the shoot
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and help you to feel
more comfortable. Tiger?
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-Yeah, I've got some Steely Dan...
-I'm comfortable.
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Okay. Camera, Tiger.
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Tiger?
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Yeah... Yes, sir.
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-Do you like your gynecologist?
-Yeah, she's amazing, why?
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I think I might wanna see someone else.
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What's happening?
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Well, Trey and I are still just talking.
We're not ready to move back in yet.
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-No, what's happening with your vagina?
-Shh!
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Sweetie, I'm not bugged,
it's just us listening.
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Maybe a yeast infection.
But my gynecologist says no.
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But something's definitely off.
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What are the symptoms?
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I don't wanna talk about this.
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Can you just call my machine
and leave her number?
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All right.
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Hey. Do you know anyone
that Stanford could go out with?
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If we don't find him someone,
he's gonna start dating hookers.
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-Hookers? Ew.
-Mmm. Exactly.
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-Charlotte?
-Hmm?
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Would you say that
I'm strutting right now?
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Charlotte decided
for Stanford Blatch,
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it would have to be someone cute,
someone with style, someone like...
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-...Anthony Marantino,
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-her wedding-gown stylist.
-What?
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Anthony, hi.
It's Charlotte York-MacDougal.
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Sorry, thought it was my mother.
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Fifteen phone calls to make sure
I get her the cheapest possible sheets
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from Bed, Bath and frigging Beyond.
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I was wondering
if you were dating anyone right now.
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I'm dating everyone right now, why?
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I have this friend, Stanford...
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What's he look like?
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He is adorable.
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Who would play him?
In a movie, who would play him?
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I don't know...
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Ed Harris. A younger Ed Harris.
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That's hot.
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And speaking of hot,
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Miranda ended her first date
with Captain Crunch.
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-That was fun.
-I hope I didn't talk too much.
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I think the only words you actually said
all night were, "Well, that was fun."
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God, you are so sexy.
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What? You don't think so?
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Maybe he was right.
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After all, who was Miranda
to argue with the Captain?
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-Hello?
-Miss Motherfucker.
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Why have you not returned
my last 200 phone calls?
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Lynne.
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I really don't think
that I should do this show.
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I mean, come on, I am not a model.
And as much as I would like to think--
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Carrie, you're in or you're out.
I don't have time for this.
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I'm sure Dolce & Gabbana
can find someone else to dress.
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Dolce & Gabbana?
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Each designer picks the person
they want to dress.
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Dolce & Gabbana picked me?
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Yes, fuckette.
And those are some picky Italians.
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Um...
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Do you think that I would be able
to keep the outfit?
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What's up, love?
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I'm coming.
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Oh. Me like-y.
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Perfect in the bust and the waist.
Turn. Turn, love.
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Do we like-y? Hmm? Oh.
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No like-y the length.
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Gonna have to take it up
about four feet.
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Yeah, I know I'm short.
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-I'm too short.
-Oh.
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But I'm very, very comfortable in heels.
Honestly, the higher the better.
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So feel free to
put me up in the big-gal shoes.
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-Walk, love. Walk.
-Okay.
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Oh.
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If we gave it to Heidi,
we wouldn't have to take it up at all.
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Heidi Klum?
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Yes. Turn, love. Turn.
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Yes, trot back.
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-Trot?
-Trot.
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-Good.
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Oh. Look what the pussies dragged in.
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Hello, Oscar.
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Um, we're just calling me "O" now, love.
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Oh. Who's this?
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Carrie Bradshaw,
our New York Style model.
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Oh. Model, God, no. No, no, no.
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-No, I'm a writer.
-I'm Paul Denai.
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-I'm a photographer. I'm working on--
-Sure, I love--
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-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. I just...
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I... I know your photographs.
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Ah, well, I'm just doing
a little behind-the-scenes book
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about Fashion Week.
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-Do you mind if I shoot your fitting?
-Uh...
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-Oh.
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Sorry, that was... I wasn't ready.
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So go ahead.
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That's the point, don't mind me.
I like the element of surprise.
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I could give you a surprise, love.
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Now, what's your opinion, love?
248
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,063
-Me love or him love?
-You, love.
249
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,483
Oh. I don't know, whatever you think.
250
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,235
No, changed my mind,
got something better.
251
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:16,319
-Oh.
252
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,907
-Oh. That was bad.
253
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:25,870
I'm sorry, I'm very uncomfortable
having my photograph taken.
254
00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,414
How does a girl who doesn't like
having her picture taken
255
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:29,749
wind up in a fashion show?
256
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,751
I'm in it for the free goods.
257
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:32,835
258
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:38,716
Maybe if I explained how a camera works
over a glass of wine sometime...
259
00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:43,221
Well, I've never been a gal
to turn down a free lesson.
260
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,347
Or a free dress.
261
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,808
Here it is. Do we like-y?
262
00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,394
Oh! We like-y!
263
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,104
264
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,607
And speaking of
uncomfortable...
265
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:57,694
Okay, you can put your legs down now.
266
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,821
It is not a yeast infection.
267
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,408
-It's not?
-I have an entire file of women
268
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,077
all with the same symptoms.
Itching, stinging, burning.
269
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,663
All of them think
they have a yeast infection. It's not.
270
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,331
It could be vulvodynia.
271
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,334
Is it serious?
272
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,921
No. It's mostly just uncomfortable.
We can get it under control.
273
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,966
I'm gonna prescribe
a light antidepressant.
274
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,928
-But I'm not depressed--
-It's not for you. It's for your vagina.
275
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,642
Your vagina's depressed?
276
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,687
The mood elevator
sort of corrects the imbalance.
277
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,023
Wait a minute, how do you know
your vagina's depressed?
278
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,775
-There are symptoms.
-Like what? It can't meet its deadline?
279
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,194
-It always wants to go to Krispy Kreme?
280
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,864
Oh, ha-ha, it's so funny,
my vagina's depressed.
281
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,367
282
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,662
Stop.
283
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:53,207
-I might have vulvodynia.
-Vulva-what-ya?
284
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:57,128
So every day,
I have to keep a vagina journal.
285
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,421
No. Come on.
286
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,215
A "Dear vagina, why so blue?"
kind of journal?
287
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:04,969
"Dear vagina,
guess who I have a crush on."
288
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,554
No. More like:
289
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,140
"Itchy today? Not itchy."
290
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,684
-Sounds like a bestseller.
-Ready to order?
291
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,853
Um, I guess we're still waiting.
292
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,607
But could I have
a hot water and some lemon? Thanks.
293
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,525
I'm fine, but, Charlotte,
294
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,903
maybe your hmm-hmm
would like an order of fries.
295
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,447
I guess not, thank you.
296
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,158
-Sorry I'm late.
-Hi.
297
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:30,745
I had to pick up
my nude contact sheets. Look.
298
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,830
Okay, but only until the food arrives.
299
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,750
Charlotte, I want
your professional art-eye opinion.
300
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,423
That's not very arty.
301
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,342
I can see your...
302
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,094
Everything.
303
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,307
Oh, this is the full frontal.
I just did that to warm up.
304
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,351
You should have warned me, really.
305
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,062
What's the big deal? It's just a vagina.
306
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,563
It's magnified.
307
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,899
I've never even seen mine that close.
308
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,360
Oh, come on, you've never seen yourself
up close and personal?
309
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,320
Carrie, have you seen yours that close?
310
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,446
How'd I get involved?
311
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,199
Charlotte, you've never looked
at yourself with a hand mirror?
312
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,826
Oh, my God!
313
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,995
Honey, I insist you go home right now
and take a look.
314
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,914
Or better yet, take my compact
315
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,666
and make a quick trip
to the ladies' room.
316
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,377
I don't want to look.
317
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,922
I think it's ugly.
318
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,175
Well, maybe that's why it's depressed.
319
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:28,886
What did I miss?
320
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,599
On their second date,
Miranda did most of the talking.
321
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,352
She was feeling confident and sexy.
322
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,646
I like my life.
323
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,315
I love my job, I love my friends.
324
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:46,320
She couldn't believe how comfortable
this new Miranda felt.
325
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,281
And I love meeting new people...
326
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,658
like you.
327
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,711
Miranda had no idea what had changed.
328
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,553
I want pure class.
329
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,638
I'm thinking ash,
330
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,600
or a charcoal-grey matte
inside the frame.
331
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,438
Inch on either side?
332
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,399
Even though Samantha
had done the photo just for her,
333
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,068
she still wanted
to be seen a certain way by men.
334
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,820
Charcoal would bring out the grey tones.
335
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:31,240
The matte should stop
about an inch away from my breast.
336
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,909
Right here. See my breast?
337
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:37,497
And then stop right around here,
near my ass.
338
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,664
See that?
339
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,417
Right near my ass.
340
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,003
How's next Thursday?
341
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,173
Whatever.
342
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:52,386
And you took this one of Cindy Crawford.
See? "Photo by Paul Denai."
343
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,680
How can you still remember?
It was the '90s.
344
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:55,848
It was '92.
345
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,975
I loved her beauty mark so much.
346
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,144
I used to, um, pencil one on, you know,
347
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,689
and then I'd move it around
whenever I had a blemish.
348
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,442
So, you know, it'd be here,
and then it'd be here,
349
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,402
and then sometimes here and here.
350
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,487
351
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,407
Oh, here's another one. Oh, man.
352
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,743
I can't believe you have this book.
It's getting embarrassing.
353
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,954
No. Are you crazy? I love this.
354
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,581
When I first moved to New York,
and I was totally broke,
355
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,917
sometimes I would buy Vogue
instead of dinner.
356
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,002
I just felt it fed me more.
357
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,423
I used to do
all that high-fashion shit...
358
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:33,177
but the behind-the-scenes stuff
I'm doing now is so much better.
359
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,845
It's more real.
360
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,681
Real. ick.
361
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,893
The reality of people
and all their little flaws...
362
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,813
It's the little flaws
that make them so much more beautiful.
363
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,691
Oh, forget reality
and tell me about the models.
364
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,651
Who's a big bitch
and who's a bigger bitch?
365
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,736
Sorry.
366
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,990
-I never click and tell.
-Tsk!
367
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,658
Why are you so fascinated
with the models?
368
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,494
I just love them.
369
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,581
They're just beautiful.
370
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,250
-I wanna show you something.
-All right.
371
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,294
You show me...
372
00:18:07,378 --> 00:18:08,504
one model
373
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:11,007
who's more alive...
374
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,468
or more beautiful than her.
375
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,641
[giggles]
376
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,727
377
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,270
Pass, please.
378
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:25,646
I got it.
379
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:30,026
-So, which one is your new boyfriend?
-Oh, it was only one kiss.
380
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,362
It's so predictable.
A model dating a photographer.
381
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,073
Stanny, I'm a model.
382
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,158
383
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:38,909
[gasps]
384
00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:41,829
Excuse me.
385
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,876
I may have a stroke.
So, do I look all right?
386
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,170
I'm a little nervous
about the Charlotte fix-up.
387
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,339
Oh, you look fabulous,
you have fabulous seats.
388
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,506
Everything's gonna be fabulous.
389
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,008
I can't think about you anymore.
I'm a model.
390
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,509
-You're a supermodel.
- Oh!
391
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,346
And I made them put me
in these super-high high heels.
392
00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,306
I'm gonna be so freaking tall.
393
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,808
Supermodel and super-size it, please.
394
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,854
Excuse me, hi, I'm Carrie Bradshaw.
Where do I go?
395
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:08,731
Over with the non-models.
396
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,108
What's her problem?
397
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,695
-Ooh. Gucci and Dolce and Dior.
-Oh, my.
398
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:15,821
-Oh, look.
399
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,032
This is the Polaroid of the dress.
400
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,575
401
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,452
Me like-y.
402
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,204
That's a fashion thing.
403
00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,582
-Oh. Here's one of Frank Rich.
-Hmm?
404
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,584
And Fran Lebowitz.
405
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,044
These are the other real people?
406
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,672
Okay, what the fuck's wrong?
407
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:34,674
Frank Rich, Lynne?
408
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:38,552
Fran Lebowitz? What,
Dolce & Gabbana couldn't get Ed Koch?
409
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,388
Gucci got him. What's the problem?
410
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,473
I'm such an idiot.
411
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,934
I actually convinced myself
I belonged here.
412
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,102
You do belong here.
413
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,478
Can I go home?
414
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,815
No, the entire show is timed per model.
415
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,483
I'm a non-model.
416
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,610
-But you're fabulous.
- Champagne?
417
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,112
Lighten up.
418
00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:01,575
-Okay, so you're not Heidi Klum.
419
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,744
But you're the modeliest
of the real people.
420
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:11,836
I mean, he told me I was sexy.
And then he didn't want to kiss me.
421
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:15,589
Was it me? Suddenly I wasn't sexy?
What does it mean?
422
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,050
Who knows? He's a man.
423
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,428
You can lay your pussy on a table
right in front of one
424
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,096
and still not know what he's thinking.
425
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:23,723
Huh.
426
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,477
And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse...
427
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,272
There's been a change,
you're not wearing this.
428
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:33,190
You're wearing this.
429
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:35,860
Okay. Uh...
430
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,779
I... I'm gonna need to speak to someone.
431
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,573
432
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,824
I had to lose the dress, love.
433
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,285
I saw that Dior is showing
something similar right before you.
434
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,536
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
435
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,996
It's a fashion house of cards, love.
436
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,499
I can't wear jeweled underwear.
437
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,794
No, I just want you to look at them.
Aren't they fantastic?
438
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,338
How can I make this clear?
439
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,799
Me no like-y.
440
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:03,137
Paul, can you do something?
Okay, but not that.
441
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:04,847
Oh, my God!
442
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,016
Come on, love.
Try them on, you'll love them, love.
443
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,601
No, please, really, I'm gonna faint.
444
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:12,354
I can't wear jeweled panties
and strut out in front of Frank Rich.
445
00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,900
I respect Frank Rich.
Frank Rich is a writer.
446
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,736
Oh. You're not
just wearing panties, love.
447
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,321
They come with a fantastic coat.
448
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,198
Trot round there and try them on.
Trot on. Trot, trot.
449
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,282
It's just...
450
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,120
I have a certain look, you know?
And I just really don't think that...
451
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,623
jeweled panties is it.
452
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:31,749
453
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:33,834
Exactly.
If you look like a whale,
454
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,085
we won't send you out there.
455
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,755
We're Dolce & Gabbana, for Christ sakes.
Now come out or I'm coming in.
456
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,757
God!
457
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:41,634
Fantastic.
458
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,511
Now the hair's all wrong.
We need big hair.
459
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,095
-Big hair.
460
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,056
Char, this is so exciting.
461
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,308
462
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,691
Stanford Blatch,
this is Anthony Marantino.
463
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,068
Hi.
464
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,278
Marantino, is that Italian?
465
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:03,489
Sicilian.
466
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,992
Is that different?
467
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,162
Yeah.
468
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,751
Well, I'd better go check on Carrie.
469
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,550
Ed Harris?
470
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,635
Try "Ed, I Have No Hair-is."
471
00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,346
I thought you two would hit it off.
472
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,598
-Why, because he's gay and I'm gay?
-Well--
473
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,433
Char, let me clear something up for you.
474
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:35,354
I'm a nice little package.
I got good arms and a high, tight ass.
475
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:36,772
I could do a lot better.
476
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,902
Ten minutes
and ten hair extensions later...
477
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,572
I can't believe Charlotte
would set me up with such a queen.
478
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:47,074
Is that who she thinks I am?
Someone who would date such a queen?
479
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,577
Stanford, I don't have time to decipher
480
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,079
the levels of queendom
in your world right now.
481
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,081
Would you please
go get me another champagne?
482
00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:00,296
Wow. That is big hair.
483
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,716
-Thank you.
-Orlando, she looks fabulous.
484
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:05,968
Now, love, we need the big eyes
to go with the big hair.
485
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,178
Kevyn Aucoin, Carrie Bradshaw.
486
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,305
-Nice to meet you.
-Hi.
487
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,307
-Ready for makeup? Come on.
-Okay, sure.
488
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,892
489
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,353
-Hi.
-Hi.
490
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:19,064
I know you're a genius,
but here's the thing. I'm a writer.
491
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,900
I know, I'm a big fan of your column.
492
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:23,027
So don't worry,
you're gonna look fabulous.
493
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:24,153
-Okay.
- Okay?
494
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,530
-Here.
-Stanford, nobody's listening to me.
495
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,033
-They keep telling me I'm fabulous.
-You are fabulous.
496
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,659
Go get Samantha
and tell her to come back here.
497
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,577
She'll tell me the truth.
498
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,621
I can't go back out there.
That queen's out there.
499
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,538
Go.
500
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,503
Crisis. Carrie needs
to see you backstage.
501
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:43,756
502
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:47,927
Where's Her Highness?
503
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:51,013
-What?
-Your little friend, where is he?
504
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,308
Oh. He had to go.
505
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,518
Why? He didn't like me?
506
00:23:56,602 --> 00:24:00,606
No. He had, um, a decorating emergency.
507
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,943
I've been rejected by someone
I wasn't interested in.
508
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,028
I hate when that happens.
509
00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,783
Lynne, we're okay to go.
510
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,001
511
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,715
Lights, go. Music cue four, go.
512
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,801
513
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,180
Gucci.
514
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,613
515
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,841
Samantha?
516
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:11,260
Tell me the truth.
517
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,262
I know people don't mean it
when they say that, but I do.
518
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,263
Oh, honey!
519
00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:16,557
You're a model.
520
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,143
-You'd tell me, right?
-Absolutely.
521
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,562
You're a model.
522
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,606
Look how tall I am.
The shoes were my idea.
523
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,901
- Christian Dior.
-I gotta get out there.
524
00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:29,319
-Okay.
-Go, model.
525
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,404
All right.
526
00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:31,822
527
00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:34,908
Okay.
528
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,663
-You're Heidi Klum.
-Mmm-hmm.
529
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:44,209
-Wow! Those are fantastic.
-Really?
530
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:45,252
Oof!
531
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:46,920
Do I look okay?
532
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,674
-You look fabulous.
-Thanks. Okay, let's go.
533
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:51,759
Okay.
534
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:53,093
535
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,387
Nye.
536
00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,472
537
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,806
-Bye.
-Bye-bye.
538
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,229
-Wait till you see our gal.
-Really?
539
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:05,189
Yeah?
540
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:09,651
When is she coming out?
541
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,279
-Oh. She's next.
-I think she's next.
542
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,408
- Dolce & Gabbana.
-Carrie, go.
543
00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,786
544
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:20,788
545
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,667
Didn't I tell you?
546
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,089
547
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,965
Fuck me hard!
548
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,259
Heidi, go.
549
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,893
Oh, my God, she's fashion roadkill.
550
00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,064
Stop fucking taking my picture.
551
00:26:48,065 --> 00:26:49,191
I had a choice.
552
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:53,320
I could slink off the runway
and let my inner model die of shame,
553
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:56,448
or I could pick myself up,
flaws and all, and finish.
554
00:26:56,532 --> 00:26:57,825
Are you okay?
555
00:26:57,908 --> 00:26:58,992
I'm okay.
556
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:01,745
557
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:03,831
Whoo!
558
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,876
And that's just what I did.
559
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,920
Because when real people
fall down in life...
560
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,213
Whoo!
561
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:14,091
...they get right back up
and keep on walking.
562
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:17,553
Our love is here to stay
563
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,972
What you find
564
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,557
Sorry.
565
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,060
What you feel now
566
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,520
What you know
567
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:27,646
568
00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,692
To be real
569
00:27:33,944 --> 00:27:35,028
Katia, go.
570
00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:41,910
-Ooh, your love's for real now
571
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,664
You know that your love is my love
572
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:47,833
My love is your love...
573
00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:50,460
[Carrie] Turns out,
my little act of bravery
574
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:53,714
inspired three other people
to acts of bravery as well.
575
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,967
Miranda faced her fear
of knowing the truth.
576
00:27:57,050 --> 00:27:58,844
-Hi.
-Hi.
577
00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:00,846
I'm really confused.
578
00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:03,348
I thought we had a good time
and then you never called.
579
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,976
And I never called
because you never called, and...
580
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,936
I guess that's fine, but...
581
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:11,273
I just have to know.
Did I do something, or...
582
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,108
No. We...
583
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,193
I don't know.
584
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:17,571
We were sitting on the couch,
and you just...
585
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,115
You seem a little full of yourself.
586
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,703
Okay, glad we straightened that out.
587
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,373
Cheeseburger and fries.
588
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,292
Samantha faced her fear
589
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,628
of what real food would do
to her perfect figure.
590
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,049
Thanks.
591
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:38,759
Nice ass.
592
00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:43,805
I didn't tip you enough.
593
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:49,061
And Charlotte faced her fear
of seeing herself.
594
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,156
And just like Narcissus before her,
595
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,868
Charlotte became so mesmerized
by what she saw, that...
596
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:05,994
- Ow.
597
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,330
- And as for me,
598
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,291
I tucked my jeweled underwear
and my inner model away
599
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,292
where they belonged,
600
00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:15,295
and went back to my life
as a real person.
601
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:21,718
To be real
602
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,429
No, no, no, no
603
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:26,807
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo
604
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,684
I've got to have it, baby
605
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,143
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo
606
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,813
I've got to have it, baby
607
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,190
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo
608
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,025
I've got to have it, baby
609
00:29:37,109 --> 00:29:39,486
Soo hoo, soo hoo, soo hoo
610
00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,154
I've got to have it, baby
611
00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:43,365
I've got to have it, baby
612
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,409
I've got to have it, baby
613
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,536
I've got to have it, baby
614
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,538
I've got to have it, baby
615
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,665
I've got to have it, baby
616
00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:54,084
I've got to have it, baby
617
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:55,919
I've got to have it, baby
618
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:58,297
I've got to have it, baby
619
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:02,884
To be real
620
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,804
It's got to be real now
621
00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:07,139
To be real
622
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,808
It's got to be real
623
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:12,728
To be real
624
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,775
No, no, no, no
625
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,944
I've got to have it, baby
626
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,904
I've got to have it, baby
627
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,073
I've got to have it, baby
628
00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,200
I've got to have it, baby
629
00:30:27,284 --> 00:30:29,244
I've got to have it, baby
630
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,371
I've got to have it, baby
631
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,457
I've got to have it, baby
632
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,543
I've got to have it, baby
633
00:30:36,626 --> 00:30:38,086
It's got to be real
634
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,379
To be real
635
00:30:39,463 --> 00:30:42,174
It's got to be real
It's got to be real
636
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,342
To be real
637
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:46,303
It's got to be real
It's got to be real
638
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:47,596
To be real
639
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,183
-Real, real, real, real
-To be real
640
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,268
Real, real, real, real
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