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You can never be too hard.

Hey, look at that damn monster can.

Coming up next on Hot Guy's Fuck.

What's up you two, please state your real legal names.

What's up you two, are you on an influence money drug trial call right

I'm not. No.

Perfect, and you're here for confidential effects.

Yes. Awesome, are you fucking excited to make art? Get your fuck on and best of

all get paid for it. Absolutely.

Totally. Fuck yeah.

Last but not least, are you okay with spanking, hair pulling, rough sex,

spitting? Is there anything off limits basically is what I'm getting at. Pull

hair all you want.

Okay, he's good with that. Are you okay with spanking, slapping, some hair

pulling? Yeah, that felt like real violent.

Don't get too violent.

Just listen to each other, bottom line.

I'm not going to knock you out. Cool. I hope not.

Cumshot, anywhere is okay or certain places out of bounds?

No face.

No face. No face. Okay.

Anything that you're totally uncomfortable with that you want to

quickly? No butt stuff.

No butt stuff. No taking my socks off.

Socks are staying on, okay. She's got a scar she's trying to cover. All right.

Good work. Gotcha.

Hello. I'm Lucas. I'm Deidre. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Okay.

Jeez, Luca's so tall that I lost him in the frame.

Fuck, really?

It's all right. I see you now, Luca.

We have Luca and Piper. Welcome to the HGF experience, guys. Let's go around

crowd. Yeah.

It's an exciting day. It's an exciting experience.

It's the ultimate breaker challenge.

And, Piper, you've been here a few times, but you've never had a chance to

actually have a full HGF experience.

Right? No, not yet, actually. Okay.

Well, are you a little excited about it? I know you've got the plane. You're

probably a little tired, but you've still got some excitement in there for

A little bit. Yeah? What about you, Luther?

I'm ready to go. We got some rest last night.

I'm hungry.

Got some breakfast this morning. I think we're ready to go.

Hell, yeah. Now you look good.

You look refreshed.

Thank you. You were born for being in front of the camera. Exactly. That's

we do.

Yeah, you look like a good -sized kid.

Exactly. So, with that said...

How about we crack open that box, lose them, and you're going to draw the first

food card.

Okay.

They're going to fall off.

Uh, gotcha.

Okay.

What's the number one, wait, what's number one on your sexual, half of them

crossed out. What's number one on your sexual bucket list?

Okay, that makes sense.

Uh?

I mean, you guys can both answer, but it's more directed towards Piper. Oh,

asking her? Yeah.

Oh, I thought I was going to answer that. But you've already started

so you might as well tell us what it is. Well, shit, I was going to say, you

know, Lace and Thick with a Bell of Danger, but I don't know. Oh, shit.

You have a specific star that you got going on.

Yeah, I don't know. All right, Piper, what about you? What's your number one?

Number one on your sexual bucket list?

I think the same thing as him, but with Andre.

Oh wow.

Doesn't know his last name.

I didn't think I needed that much.

But let's clarify something. A buckle is something that you've never tried

before. And you've definitely tried Andre.

So your jab at me didn't work.

Moving on.

The next truth card is drawn by our lady Piper. Go ahead.

Share a naughty fantasy you've never told anyone about.

Um... That's hard.

Hard question.

Because you never told anybody.

Like a dream or something.

Hmm. Can I say make some shit up?

Sure. I mean, whatever comes to mind.

Well, I don't know. This one time I just woke up from a dream.

It was about...

I was at a camp, you know, summer camp. Summer camp, yeah. Yeah, and this

counselor, her name was Becky.

She had quite the wagon on her.

I don't know. I just, I woke up.

There was some puddle going on.

That's all I had to say. Oh, I got you. That's all I had to say. I got you.

Hey. How about you?

Oh, you're putting me on the spot.

Off the dome.

I'll even read the card for you, too.

Whole thing. Sure. Naughty, fancy, never 21.

Um.

It was with Andre.

We walked up together on the beach. It was beautiful.

I don't know.

Um.

Now the fun begins.

One. Take off all your clothes except for your underwear.

Two, start drawing dare cards.

What

do

you think about

this guy's height?

Two times the size of me.

That's not even a problem.

Are you okay? Am I in frame?

You're in frame now. You're in frame. I'm all the way back. All right, good.

But, yeah, just so the viewer can kind of put it in perspective, you're 6 '7".

'7"? Yeah. What do you have, Piper?

Like 5 '4". 5 '9". I mean 5 '4". Yeah.

Yeah, about that long.

All right, you guys can sit back down. All right.

And we're moving on to dare cards, so we're back.

on our tall gentleman, Luca.

Okay,

starting with my lips.

Kiss your way down my entire body. Maintain eye contact the entire time.

Oh boy.

There you go, guys. Stand up. You might have to come to the table.

That's a lot of kissing down that tall body.

That's a trip right there. I don't know. All right, get over here.

Oh, fuck. Wait, okay, so from the top to the bottom?

Top to the bottom.

Yeah, maybe take those socks off.

Do I take them off? Yeah.

Very simple. You're just kicking your way down.

Maybe keep them a little bit longer.

I feel like the temperature just went up a couple degrees instantly in here.

Alright, so we've got the fans running.

It's actually very hot in here.

Alright, oh wait, now it's your turn.

Good work, you guys can sit back down and we are on a paper for the next date

card, please.

I'm going to take your turn.

Yeah, I know.

Okay.

two parts of my body at once. Use your hands on one part and lips on another.

Oh my.

You might have to come to the head of the table again. Stand up. Oh my, oh my.

Lips on one part, hands on the other. Two body parts at once.

That feels good.

Ten more seconds.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Hey!

Sorry to interrupt, but damn it. Nice job.

All right.

So how are we doing? Now, before you grab the next card, I want to just

You guys feel a little bit, is the ice breaking? I think the ice is starting to

break. We have some, you know, a little warming on us.

You're not the Rangers anymore.

Yeah.

We're Luka and Piper now.

They hate you.

Here we go.

All right. Well, let's get naked.

Take off your partner's underwear and ease them in the process.

And then off they go.

So, you guys are going to have to stand up.

We're going to take each other's underwear off. You're going to tease

in the process.

And we will keep the game going. Hey, what's going on there, Lucas?

What? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

What do you think, Piper?

I think it's going to be great.

I think you're right. I think the camera's being brilliant.

I feel it. This is a real connection. You guys have a lot of smiles.

Pretty strong boners.

That's usually a good indication.

Lots of love going on.

Full attention.

Full attention.

I don't know. I don't have control over that.

You got it.

Okay.

Everyone's mind is all over the place now. We got boners popping up. Yeah,

boners. We got titties.

Let's go.

Who's up on the next air card? Who went last?

Me.

As in I'm up. Okay. Yeah.

Well, here we go. Put an ice cube in your mouth to cool your tongue.

Then lick my erogenous zone.

There we go.

Pleasure zone. First word.

First try, too. All right.

So, Piper. I think we did with ice before.

That's right.

You understand what you have to do, right?

So why don't you come to the edge of the table?

You can maybe just sit on the edge of the table. You can lay down on whatever

you want.

We may not have enough space down there for you to fall behind.

Okay.

What's going through your mind? Feelings?

Sensations? New.

Definitely new.

Are you down for anything?

Probably. Probably.

That's me. I'm here.

Okay, we're good.

We're vibrating on the 15th second.

Maybe it's going to be a new treatment.

Don't forget, the razzle zone can be in the nipples, it can be in the lips,

behind the ears, anywhere.

That's the pleasure zone.

And I think, Luca, you ended up with the ice cube in your mouth, right? I don't

know how that happened, but it did.

Yeah, hey, that's all right.

All right.

Okay, who's up next on the next air card?

Not me.

Look a trail from each of my nipples to my belly button.

Oh. Go slow.

Go slow.

How many W's are there in slow?

There's a lot. 3 -0. Oh, 3 -0.

That's a little different. There you go.

All right.

So, you're up, Lucas. All right.

What do you think, Piper? Is he going low?

Yeah, he's going real low.

Luke, I don't think anybody's going to stop you if you want to take that foot.

You're close enough with going with the belly button, alright?

You've either had a baby or fucked with as many people once.

No!

How do you feel about that?

I want to say both of you were right.

Looks like Luca still doesn't mind.

I don't think he's scared of China.

Yeah, and he said he didn't mind if they're cold either, so that's good that

got your hand up right there.

Five more seconds. Enjoy a little of that.

There's more to come.

And...

I think maybe you're just seeing God.

Well,

good news. It's time to fuck.

Read this out loud and start a pencil case.

I am here today for consensual sex. I am not under any influence of drugs or

alcohol, and I am at least 18 years of age.

Oh, we got an official pin.

There you go.

Help me out.

Name date.

What is it?

Madison?

Madison.

All right, guys.

It's official.

Hand over that consentful paperwork.

Stand up where you're at.

Time to fuck.

But there is one final step.

Don't be scared of me, Piper.

You both thought you were hot enough to be in one of our videos, right?

You have 30 seconds. Tell us why. The phone is already recording.

Grab it just like this.

It's already going. Keep it just like it is. It's all Piper's.

Why are you on this?

Because I'm me. Well, I'm 6 '7". I go to the gym every day.

Um, I thought I don't eat that great, but it's okay.

Uh, I got a 6 '7 dick.

That's all I got to say.

Say something else.

Um, I'm 5 '4". I work out. I'm athletic.

And you got booty. Don't be afraid. And you got booty. Let's see.

Here we go. Yeah.

Hey, hang on that phone, guys. It's time to watch video audience.

Root them on. You guys are out to the bedroom.

Guide us through the bedroom.

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