Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 9"

Gives it to Xavi! Passes to Iniesta!

Messi got him, Messi! Messi with the goal!

Goal! Goal!

Messi! Messi! Messi! You're the one who makes me happy!

He destroyed him with that goal!

- Who? - "I'm Jabir, Kabeer"

I'm asleep, Jabir, asleep! I'm asleep!

- "But it's really important, Kabeer" - I'll come to you later

- "It can't wait, Kabeer" - Wait! I said later

Annoying man!

Come to me now I'll mess you up!

I didn't keep quiet

I told them "I won't accept half-hearted work like this"

"we still have half of the work in the warehouse unfinished"

"or do you think that I'm an old man? Yes, I'm an old man..."

- "but I'm strong", by the way, last year I... - Please, keep it short! Please!

They heard what I said and got back to work like beasts

then Hamza came, and what did he say? Something really, really, really strange

- What's really, really, really strange? - He said that they found a safe

a very old safe

it goes back to the days of the late El Kabeer Awi

he inherited it from his great-great-great-grandfathers

- Yes, yes, then? - While they were dusting the safe off

it had a lot of dirt on it that dirt went into my nostrils

- then what happened? I... choked - Uncle Jabir, Uncle Jabir!

Do you want me to cut my arteries or hang myself?

- Why? - Please, keep it short, where's this safe?

- In the warehouse - Really good...

tell the guys to take to the lobby and I'll be right with you

- Take it to the bobby? - Wonderful!

As we agreed, Kabeer, we'll split everything in this safe in half between us

Let's do this

What is this?

"I love you, Kooki", and a kiss too!

- El Kabeer Awi is Kooki! - This is unbelievable!

Kooki is such a vulgar name, I agree with you

look, you can keep this to yourself, I don't want it

I can't believe this!

What is this?

All of these are marriage contracts for El Kabeer Awi?

- This one is for Sanaa Obaid Al Sayed - The daughter of Obaid Al Sayed, yes

- This's for Nabawiyya Hamed Abu Bakr - Yes, the daughter of Hamed Abu Bakr

- And this is for Reda Abdel Tawab Al Bahnasee - Yes, the daughter of...

Let me guess the daughter of Abdel Tawab Al Bahnasee?

- Amazing! How did you know? - Super power

- There is more - What have you done, Kabeer?

You didn't leave a woman in this place!

Dad!

El Kabeer Awi was with Al Shahrourah!

"Al Shahrourah tells the story of the fastest marriage in her life"

"The best 6 hours of my life"

"Your name will forever be etched into my heart"

"We will remain friends I won't forget you"

- He even got with Al Shahrourah - Look, he didn't tell me about this

- Your dad was a womanizer, bro - Shut up, Thomas, you donkey!

- Who are you talking about? - El Kabeer Awi

He didn't mean something bad

he meant to say that he was a naught wolf man

You shut up too, you donkey!

You made me embarrassed, father

What is this?

- What could it be? It's a box! - I know that it's a metal box, idiot

How will we open it? And what brought it here?

You found it?

What? You know its story?

Please tell us Uncle Jabir, please tell us!

"Your grandfather El Kabeer Khalis, found this box..."

"while he was digging to lay the foundations of this house we're in now"

"and nobody knew how to open the box"

"They tried a lot until they lost hope"

"and they knew that the box won't be opened without solving the riddle on it"

and since then we know nothing about the box

Okay, well, let's do what the rules say

- isn't there a riddle on the box? - Yes

"8 cats between which there's an octopus and the solution is stuck on the roof"

Give me this!

"8 points between which there are lines..."

"and the solution is on the roof" not whatever you said

"people ran around in confusion about it"

"they looked at the roof and ignored the foundation''

"but without a foundation there wouldn't be a roof"

What is this strange talk?

I'm not understanding anything foundatoin and roof?

Lines and points? It's confusing!

Lines and points lines and points, that's it, I get it!

- What? - It's magic

- How is it magic? - Don't you know magic?

How could I not, woman? I know it

it's when a person pulls a bird from their armpit and a rabbit from a hat

No, not this magic I meant like the spells of lines

- What are you talking about, idiot? - God save us! God save us!

A spell was put on this box

and there's a genie holding onto this box and isn't leaving it

and won't leave it until the spell gets broken

and then it will be opened easily

Why are you talking about possessed things right now?

Oh my God! Oh my God! Go away, forgive him! He doesn't know!

Watch your words, Kabeer they're with us and everywhere around us

She's saying with us and everywhere around us!

If you have something nice, say it if you don't, shut your mouth!

Only Sheikh Shadid can solve this riddle

- Who's Sheikh Shadid? - Sheikh Shadid is a blessed man

I don't want a blessed man or anything, I don't want to get involved

- But Kabeer... - End of discussion!

"people ran around in confusion about it they looked at the roof and ignored the foundation''

"but without a foundation there wouldn't be a roof"

No, this doesn't mean anything, it's nonsense!

I feel like the solution is in these 3 words written in this weird language

Excuse me so you're saying that these 3 words...

- will tell us where the key is? - Yes, of course

Well, what are the previous lines? The brand of the box?

no, look, these 3 words can be...

"near the door house", "below the carpet"...

"bag above the wardrobe"

Even though your last sentence has 4 words, I understood you

well, let's say you're right what do these 3 words mean?

Look, I don't know, but I'll try to search and maybe I'll reach something

- I got it! - What happened?

I found the riddle's solution!

Look, the solution relies on the orthogonality between the roof and the foundation

the roof is this roof of this house and the foundation is the ground of the village

if you were paying attention, you will see 4 corners with 4 points in this house

and Al Mazareeta has 4 corners and 4 points

this makes the total 8 points

if we draw straight lines between these 8 lines

we will find out that they will take us to 8 different places

those 8 different places have lines between them that don't cross with other lines

but if we draw lines that cross them...

we will find that their center is in this point

and the words that no one paid attention to in this riddle...

is "ran around in confusion" what does that refer to?

It refers to the rotation of the sun

I found out that sun rises from this point

and it sets in the opposite point, which is this one

if you draw a line between those two points we'll see that this line...

only crosses with one line in a very specific point and it's this one

Damn you and your lines and the rotations you're talking about, bro!

- What's written on the box is much easier! - Johnny! Don't say you didn't understand!

Of course, I didn't, of course but it's obvious that this nonsense...

is deliberate and thoughtful and... where is the key?

The key is buried in this point

No way there's no way that the key is here

Johnny, I did the calculations in front of you 4 times

- look, I'm sure that the key is here - Thomas, I'm the mayor

I can't dig here with a shovel, I'll look weird!

No, don't worry we won't dig here, we'll dig inside

Are you crazy? People are sick in there look, the man is dying, look

we will make noise and dust will fly everywhere, are you crazy?

We won't dig everywhere we'll dig in a specific point

and this point might be somewhere not bad

I can't join you in such a demonic act

Johnny, come on! The key is inside, Johnny!

- Calm down, Kabeer - How can I when I'm here!

- Why is Sheikh Shadid late? - It's okay, maybe there's a traffic jam

Sheikh Shadid will come to you from anywhere!

He doesn't care about traffic jams and he can cut through iron!

- What is happening? - Fried chicken!

Are we in a restaurant or what?

- What's wrong, you prince? - I'm a little bit worried!

Calm down, Kabeer!

- Did you see how he knew your name? - God's blessings may be upon you!

Tell me what you've got, Kabeer!

Look, in summary...

my grandfather, El Kabeer Khalis...

when he was digging for the foundation of the house...

he found a small box

and the box has a valuable thing in it

- and this is what you want! - Correct!

- Continue! - This box, your honor...

- has a riddle written on it - And the box can't be opened...

unless you solve this riddle

- Bless be upon the prophet! - Bless be upon him!

- I'm amazed! - Tell me, what does the riddle say?

It says: 8 points between which there are lines

- Is it in each point of them? - Are you kidding with me, Mr. Sheikh?

- Continue! - 8 points...

between which there are lines

and the solution is on the roof

people ran around in confusion about it

they looked at the roof and ignored the foundation

but without a foundation, there wouldn't be a roof

It's there, it's there!

We suspect the same, Master! The box has a spell of lines

and that there's a genie holding on to it and won't let it go

That's why we came so you can solve this riddle for us

It's the spell of lines from old times

it's in the box and will remain forever

until it's time for the hidden thing to be revealed

and we untie the ties

How will we untie these ties, master?

First, we need to know who's the genie holding on to it

and ask him what he wants

How can we know that?

We'll bring him to us and ask him

Who will you bring here, you idiot man?

As you wish! This seems to be a big trouble

Let's focus together a little

so we can call the genie together, together!

- I'm the one who'll leave you together - Sit down! Sit!

The move I'm about to do...

you need to do it exactly like me

and the one who makes a mistake I won't be responsible for the outcomes

Come on, genie! Come close to me!

Before my mama asks about me

"Come on, genie! Come close to me!"

"Before my mama asks about me"

- Mama! - Mama!

Mama, he's here!

Who are you? Who are you and what do you want?

I am Sameer, Shaddo! Have you forgotten about me?

Welcome, Samara!

How are you, Samra? What's new with you?

- I'm fine, Shaddo! How are you? - I'm fine, thank God, my friend!

Is this acceptable for us to meet only for work, Sameer?

Can't you for once surprise me and come with your wife to visit me?

I've been busy, Shaddo! You know how it is

- You called for me! Do you want something? - Why did you upset these good people?

It's nothing, Shadid! It was just an argument between me and a man about this box

Was it a huge argument, or we can solve it peacefully between each other?

No, he took money from me and died before paying his debt

- How much? - 25 thousand pounds

So, it's only this much!

Our friend, El Kabeer, is a gentleman who doesn't care about such low amounts of money

we wanted to reach for your generosity...

and ask you to lower your request to 23 or 22 thousand

don't make your request so overwhelming

It's not worth it, Shaddo!

Those 25 thousands used to buy an entire piece of land

at this time and age it's not a big number

but if I committed them to a bank how much would they be now?

And I'm not talking about the benefits and gave you the final number...

- because it was you calling me about it - It's okay, Samra!

We're still friends, El Kabeer is a gentleman and we want to help him as much as we can

- But don't pressure me, Shadid! - How can you say that, Samra?

I'm only asking you to cut two thousands of the amount you want

- what do you say? - But...

It's enough, man! This amount is enough and acceptable

I'll accept this for your sake, Shaddo!

May God bless you, my friend! Now, we have a deal

- you can go now - Good bye, Shaddo!

Good bye, Samra!

What do you think? I think now...

I've solved this argument for good

and you should be grateful that it was Sameer

if it was a burning genie he would have asked for...

Dollars, Yens, and Euros

and he would've asked you to pay all the money you've got

God bless you, Sheikh Shadid!

- We wouldn't know what to do without you - Thank God!

Take this amulet, Kabeer!

And send me the money with anyone

at 12 o'clock sharp Sameer will receive the money

you open the amulet and spread it over the box

and it will be open, and don't forget...

to send me my share which is 10 percent

The money will be with you in no time

but are you sure that the box will open and we'll get what we want?

It's alive! It's alive!

You'll get what you want from the people's God

It's 12 o'clock!

- It's 12 o'clock, girl! - Well, what should I do?

- Spread the amulet on the box - No, you do it!

- No, you do it! - Are you afraid, Kabeer, or what?

Of course, not! But it might be dusty and you know I'm allergic

Alright!

Calm down, Kabeer! I'm messing with you

- If you do it again, I'll hit you with a shoe - Forgive me!

What does that mean? What does that mean?

You son of a...

How is it?

- It's horrible - By the way, I figured something out

didn't that cross line get us to a spot?

This spot is the police spot

And you just want to get us to any hell you find?

Isn't it enough for you that because of us all the people went into intensive care?

I'll never forget the face of that old man who was limping and begging us and...

- I'll never forget! Leave me alone! - It's okay! It's okay!

When I told you that the riddle is not important, you didn't believe me

I'm sure that the solution is in these three words written in hieroglyphic

- Have you found anything? - Almost!

I figured most of the signs I still have three or four...

I'll make a search to wrap it up

Let magic and spells burn with your advice, you smarty pants!

I'm sorry, Kabeer!

It turned out he's a fraud and everyone knows and the government knows

How should I know, Kabeer?

Where is that troublesome box?

Here it is, Kabeer!

I'll break it down!

What do you mean by break it? let it go, you crazy!

It's not up to you!

- I got it! - What did you get, you donkey?

The mystery, the 8 points between which there are lines...

are the box the solution is on the surface

means one surface of the box's surfaces

people ran around in confusion about it and this is what happened now...

You're right! If it's written on the box...

this means that the roof is the top surface...

- and the foundation is the one down - Exactly!

What is it with: without a foundation there wouldn't be a roof?

This is a mere proverb they put at the end to make people feel some suspense

Yes, give us judgment with the knowledge you have

The Will of El Kabeer Khalis my grandfather!

to my sons and grandsons...

or anyone who finds this box and manages to solve the riddle written on it

I left my whole fortune to you congratulations

the fortune which I kept on gathering throughout 50 years of my life

and I froze in the form of gold

so it won't be ruined and it is inside the box

What is this? Two pounds of gold!

But this isn't the complete fortune I left behind

the real fortune which will be found by he who opens the box...

is wisdom and patience...

- and determination - That's so good...

you can have patience, determination and wisdom and I'll take those two pounds

- how much do they worth, Thomas? - About 2500

- No, you can have them - Enough!

I figured the missing letters

Made in China!

Made in China!