Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 7"

- Did you send 4 men to guard the back door? - Yes, sir

- and 4 men to guard the front door, too - Good job!

Send 2 men to the roof

one on the east side and one on the west side

- Beside the other 10 men? - Yes!

- As you command! - Did you secure all the exits of the village?

- Yes, I did, sir - Did you give a weapon to every single man?

- I did, sir - Did you get me FIFA 2010 CD?

- I couldn't find one, sir - What?

Can't I depend you with anything at all?

If I would have sent a real man he would have brought it to me

I swear to you, sir I search every store but I couldn't find it!

I only found a corrupt copy

and I would never let you play with Barcelona without David Villa and Xavi Alonso

Do you think you're Fabio Cabello?

- Is it you who will choose the players? - No, sir

- Follow me! - Kabeer!

- This is Mister Johnny's part! - Mister? Mister?

- Follow me! - Yes, sir!

He says mister!

Hey men!

Listen to me carefully!

I want you to search Al Mazareeta corner by corner

if anyone of you would see Al Kott

shoot him right away!

and give the boys under the age of 18, swords

and give boys, under 10, knifes

it's Al Kott!

- Fazzaa, go and get him! - As you command!

What is this, Kabeer? Would it be ok if I go into your part without permission?

Leave this nonsense aside!

Forget all about the parts matter till we catch Al Kott

Al Kott!

A pussycat! El Kabeer is afraid of a cat?

- And you call me ''biscuit''! - Stop it, you sissy boy!

- Guys! - Yes Kabeer!

Go and do as I instructed

I don't want anything to slip off your hands, go!

What about me, sir?

- What should I do? - Damn you!

Where did you come from?

- God, give me patience! - Uncle! Uncle!

- What's going on? - What?

- What is the story? - What ''donkey''?

What is wrong with you? What happened here?

I see! I don't know why he did that

every time he sees me he goes crazy!

I didn't mean that, I don't care about you now I said, what is going on here?

He was talking about some kind of a cat or so

Al Kott got out of the "Lowman" today

Low man? Do you mean, low man?

The "Lowman" is jail

Jail!

- Do you put cats in jail now? - No, Al Kott is not an animal

he's a man

he was the heavyweight champion of boxing in Upper Egypt

- but he was in jail - What does he has to do with El Kabeer?

That's a very old story

there is a retaliation between his father and El Kabeer Awi

- Retaliation? What do you mean? - He means revenge

Wasn't it supposed to end by the death of El Kabeer Awi?

No, it never ends

after the death of El Kabeer Awi...

Azzam Al Kott must take revenge from his son

which means your brother, El Kabeer

what if my brother died?

For example, he had a car accident and died

The revenge continues till one of your family got killed by him

No, that's insane!

That's really insane! El Kabeer must sacrifice himself

Why uncle El Kabeer Awi is involved in that revenge?

That's a very long story

I'll tell you about it let's go!

Once upon a time!

On an terrible dark day!

Uncle Jabir!

Does this story you're about to tell involves death, demons and horror?

No, dear don't be scared!

- It's a normal story! - So, why are you exaggerating like that?

- Speak normally, then! - Ok!

Alright!

Once upon a time

On a beautiful day

the sun was shining bright

"Double 6"

"This is the eighth time you get a double 6 in the last 5 minutes, Kott!"

"if you'll cheat again you'll be doomed!"

"I'm not cheating, Kabeer!"

"Another double 6!"

"As you like"

- "Look at that giraffe there!" - "Where is it?"

On that day the revenge between them started

and they must kill one of your family

Al Kott's son, Azzam, swore that no one will take his father's revenge...

except for him!

The problem is that he got out of jail earlier today

and came to the village

and that's the end of the story, boys

was it nice or horrible?

Regarding horrible, it's so horrific!

Who is this stupid son of a donkey sleeping there?

Get up, man!

Ashraf! Why are you doing this to me, Ashraf?

I thought you are the only one I can count on!

Don't do this again I bet on you!

Oh, my God! You scared me to death, girl!

What's wrong with you, Kabeer? What's going on with you?

I'm waiting for my exam results!

- Don't you really know what's going on? - No, I don't know anything

Azzam Al Kott got out of jail and came to take revenge

- So what? - What are you talking about?

Isn't this man coming to kill El Kabeer Awi?

And El Kabeer Awi is already dead so, who is he going to kill?

His elder son

- You're really so stupid! - Why?

Isn't your brother Johnny 4 minutes older than you?

That's right! But how would we tell him that?

I'll tell you how!

"El Kabeer is sending his best wishes to his brother Johnny, El Kabeer Khalis"

"who is 4 minutes older than him on the occasion of October's holidays"

Where is it? Where is it?

- Thank you, Thomy! - Johnny, would you calm down a bit?

- I have an amazing idea! - Spit it!

Ok, we will close all the exits here so that he won't find a way in except for the back door

That's baloney! They say that he is a giant and even bigger than King Kong!

- He can go in anywhere he wants - No, he won't be able to do that

because El Kabeer's men will be all around the house except the back door!

Which leads to Ashly's room where I will be waiting! I told Hagras...

to toss a little rock when he sees him coming right, Hagras?

- That's right - You and I will take our baseball bats

- stand behind the door and turn off the lights - And?

Once he enters the room we will beat him up, left, right & centre, man!

Then, we'll tie him up and that's it! What do you say?

Look, lyrically, it's possible

but technically, I don't think so!

Johnny, don't worry!

Hit him hard left, right and center!

under the belt and...

hit every part of his body! Then, tie him up and call 911

and...

oh my God!

This is for your collection

- Are you El Kabeer, son of El Kabeer Awi? - It depends!

- I'll kill you now! - Hey! Calm down!

How would you like to die?

Look, the best way to die is the ordinary one, which God decides

You're right, but what can we do?

- This is your destiny! - Ok, can you kill me in the least painful way?

The least painful? I came here to make you scream out of pain!

Pick you poison! Hanging!

Shooting!

- Whipping! - No! No!

It's whipping then!

And every new whip will be more painful than the previous one

What about throwing me from the window and we're done?

- I'll kill you now! - Wait a minute!

You're not a real man! You can't kill an unarmed man

Unarmed? What are you saying? I don't care about this!

I'll take my revenge and leave

I wish we were equally armed

- I would have wiped the floor with you! - What did you say?

- I mean, I would have won the fight - Beat me and win the fight?

In what fight would you beat me, chick? Are you crazy?

In any fight! In Mortal Kombat, for example!

Street Fighter water ballet, or boxing!

Boxing! Do you think you can beat me in boxing?

I would rather retire! I'll beat you with my eyes closed

With your eyes closed?

That's a bit exaggerated! I can beat you with my right arm only

- because you won't tolerate the left one - Show me what you got!

Show me what you got! Show me what you got!

What are you doing? Do you think it's that easy?

Isn't it supposed to be in a ring with a referee and audience?

- How can we get all this now? - Why now?

- Let's postpone it for 4 months or so... - 4 months?

- I'll kill you now! - 2 days! Just 2 days!

What if you run away?

Think about it!

Would a mayor leave his country and run away?

Are you thinking about it? Maybe, you're just scared of my left arm!

Scared?

Alright, 2 days only!

And bring your coffin with you

It's so hot here!

Will this trainer be late more than this?

I just have 2 days I'll barely learn some moves

Don't worry, he's coming!

Are you sure that he's good?

Hagras told me that all the boxing champs here were trained by him

- Hagras? Idiot, do you believe such a moron? - Yes

Johnny, this is the only solution

let's try and see!

- Hello! - Go away, man!

- Hold this! How are you, Mayor? - What's this?

- Welcome! - Wait a second!

- I'm Hamdi Kata - Take a deep breath, Mr. Hamdi!

- Did you come from Delta on your feet? - What Delta?

I'm Hamdi Kata, the karate coach from Al Mazareeta's training center

and ranked eighth in the Republic in 1967

for kids under 18 years old

and I can fix electrical devices

- What do you want? - What do I want?

What do I want? You're the one who told Hagras to send over for me

Ok, but what would he want with you?

Right!

Maybe this's the cable guy

right, I'm facing some problems with my "HOT BIRD"...

it breaks off and I don't get any signal sometimes

What are you talking about? You're talking to a man with a black belt!

I'm here to teach you karate!

Has the black belt become leather and with a buckle?

Are you kidding me? What's this?

What's this? Hold it! I want a boxing trainer

I don't mean to brag...

but I'm the only trainer in Al Mazareeta training center...

and the only trainer in the whole area!

So, I have no one else! I have no other choice!

- I want a boxing trainer not karate! - What's the difference?

What's the difference between the two? They both have beating!

They're like a family but one leads to the other, anyway!

You look so fake and I'm not convinced by you one bit!

Don't worry, mayor!

Hopefully, I'll give you a 5-star service!

Seriously? He's the coach! He's the coach!

Should we start from the basics or are you familiar with the sport?

Are you listening to him? Are you listening to him?

Mr. Hamdi, in conclusion I want to block any punch that comes in my face!

Yes! Why didn't you say so? It's simple!

We'll do it practically!

Punch me in the face!

- Ok, what should I do? - Punch me in the face!

- I don't get it! - Hit me in the face!

What? Are you serious? Do you really want me to punch you in the face?

No, I'm kidding!

- Then what? - You're such a silly man!

Don't worry, mayor don't fear me!

Do your best and punch me right in the face, fiercely!

- Are you sure? - Punch me!

But are you really sure of yourself?

- Don't fear me, son! - Ok, but don't get upset with me!

Oh, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You're the one who told me to punch!

- It's ok, get up, mister - You're the one who told me to punch!

I'm really, really sorry! I didn't mean to do it!

- Don't worry, I'm used to this! - It's ok

- Ok! - I'm used to this!

It's ok, it's just...

- it's just my fault! I... - What?

Don't worry, I'm fine!

I wasn't ready!

- Look, I'll get myself ready... - Yes!

Then punch me however you want!

- Are you sure? - Yes!

- Ok! - Ok!

Just like I told you...

it was my fault, ok?

Punch!

- Are you ready, now? - Yes!

What a disaster!

- Oh, my God! I punched his teeth out! - Oh, my God!

- I punched his teeth out! - He's bleeding but it's ok!

It's ok, just calm down get up, mister, get up!

- Get up! - I'm sorry!

- You told me to do it! - What's with your voice?

- Are you ok? - It's ok, it's ok...

I'm used to this, it's a violent sport!

What if a couple of teeth fell out it's not a big deal!

Just give it to him, give it to him!

- Is he with you? - He's ok, give it to him

- What are you worried about, mister? - I'm fine, don't worry!

Listen, mayor!

You're punching me in a wrong way!

- Then teach me the right way! - I want you to punch me directly...

not take me by surprise!

It's ok, let's do it again are you ready?

Get ready with me!

Punch me! Punch! Punch!

What's wrong with you, Johnny? Have mercy, you'll kill the man!

He told you to punch him directly why are you taking him by surprise?

Is he dead?

Johnny! You coward! Take these, mister!

Johnny!

Is it all over, now? Is this my fate?

to leave America and die in Al Mazareeta!

This wasn't my plan!

I shouldn't have come and get into this revenge thing!

Please think, think of a solution!

- I'm thinking - You're lying! Say something we can work with!

something we can work with!

- Ok, found it! - What?

- We'll drug him, man! - Do you think if we gave him some drugs...

- he'll become a nice man! Are you kidding? - Hear me out, Johnny!

We'll drug him means we'll put him out!

Put him out! Why are you talking like that?

What's with the action movies dialogues? What do you mean?

Next you're going to tell me that you have documents and files against him!

- What happened to you? - Hear me out, Johnny!

Listen to me, we'll add sleeping pills to the water he'll drink between rounds

and I promise you after the first sip...

this mule will be sleeping like a baby!

I'm not surprised! I'm not happy with the idea at all

the problem isn't the drugs or the poison...

the problem is how are we going to let him take it?

I didn't miss a thing!

During the game, I'll make Hagras replace his bottle with the drugged one!

But please, Johnny just make it past the first break, ok?

I hope everything goes well!

But do you know what will happen if your stupid idea didn't work out?

- I'll die! Oh, my God! - You'll die!

We said it at the same time it's a sign!

- I'll die, Thomas! - No, Johnny, please don't say that!

Dear people of Mazareeta!

Today, you'll watch an iconic match!

The ultimate match!

Only God knows when one dies!

The ultimate challenge match!

Between the champion of the Egyptian countryside...

Azzam Al Kott!

and our mayor the champion of USA...

Mr. Johnny!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

- Yes! - Go!

- Thomas, talk to me, what's up? - Yes

everything is great you just have to make it past the first round!

- How long is the first round? - The first?

Wait a minute, boxing, boxing, boxing! I can't remember the exact time!

- What? - It's either 15 or 30 minutes!

- Are you for real, mister? - Anyway, when the bell rings, it will be over

you have nothing to worry about! you can beat him!

- You're so fake! - Well done, you beast!

"Round 1"

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

- Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go! - Punch him!

- Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go! - Punch him!

- Punch him! - Go, go, go!

Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Oh, Johnny!

Oh, my God, I'm bleeding!

- Do something, Thomas! - Ok, listen, don't worry...

He'll get thirsty and drink some water! Look!

- He'll have a sip! He will! - Mayor, mayor!

What is this? What? Tell me something useful!

- Kick him in the butt! - What butt, you son of...?

- It's boxing, you fool! - You can do it, beast!

" Round 2"

- Johnny, take care, please! - Go, go, go!

Go, Johnny, go! Go, go, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go!

- What's going on? - Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

- From the right! - Go, Johnny, go!

- Punch him hard! - Go, Johnny, go!

Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go kill yourself, Thomas!

Punch him in the stomach when he left his head up!

- Kick this man out! Kick him out! - What are you talking about, mister?

Look, people, he will have a drink!

- Go, Johnny, go! Go, Johnny, go! - Why!

- Go, Johnny, go! - Why won't he drink?

- Go, go, Johnny, go! - "Round 3"

Come on, beast! take him down!

- Go, Johnny! - Go, go, go!

Go, Johnny, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, Johnny, go!

- Go, Johnny, go! - Calm down!

Have a smoke, have a smoke!

Go, Johnny, go! Go, Johnny, go!

- Leave me alone! - Wait, look, guys, he's drinking it!

- Go, Johnny, go! - Thank God!

Oh, my God, Mr. Johnny looks like he's fasting!

- Go, Johnny, go! Go, Johnny, go! - "Round 4"

- Come on, man - Come on, Johnny You can do it!

- Punch him! - Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go!

All the year's work has gone in vain!

What work are you talking about, mister? Cut it out!

What am I seeing? He's drinking!

No, dude he'll spit it out!

- He's drinking, look! - No, dude, believe me, he'll spit it!

- Dude, he's drinking! - Swear!

I swear he is! Look!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

- Thank God! - Yes!

"Round 5"

Go, Johnny! Go, Johnny!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

Go, go, go! Go, Johnny, go!

1,2, 3, 4, 5...

6, 7, 8, 9...

10

Johnny!