Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 4"

Come on now, Johnny, get out! I'm dying to see you in the new outfit

I swear if you don't get out I'll go in

"Alright, I'm coming out but close your eyes"

Come on now, Johnny

"Johnny's from this country he's really from this country"

"my father's country and my great-grandfather's"

Oh my God!

You know I didn't even recognize you for a second!

- You look extremely cool - Really?

Johnny, you know me I don't like to exaggerate

you look really "Sa'idi"

Can you stop talking because we're already late?

- Alright, tell us what we have - Okay, at 10 we'll go to Abu Hamada's house...

- because there's an important event - Okay

At 12 we'll go to visit Al Mazareeta Elementary School

at 2, there's a ritual called "Henna" that girls do, we'll go and attend that

- Okay, let's go to work, let's go - Let's go

- The food, my lady - Go and see him, Fazzaa

he's been like this for man than 24 hours

he hasn't eaten anything and I'm afraid something will happen to him

I beg you go see him he loves you and will listen to you

Don't worry, ma'am leave this to me

- So cute - I brought you the best mare in the entire area

- a mare that suits the new mayor - No, no, no

I can't ride it I just had a fruit salad, I can't

and I'm wearing a jellabiya I'll suffer from abrasions

Well, tell me Mr. Johnny there's everything here

- donkeys, mules, camels, buffalos... - Does the mayor have to ride an animal?

- Yes! - Did the thing I asked of you arrive?

- From 6 in the morning - I love this song!

"You pass by and my heart breaks into a hundred pieces"

"until 6..."

- Where is it? - It's outside, come with me, come

Good morning, Kabeer

What? What is that?

You'll stay sad like that or what?

It's over, Kabeer, no changing it now!

you have gone through much worse

no! Will you just sit like you're in a funeral?

Take this advice from me, Kabeer...

keep your mind clear and be happy

do I have to tell you that or what?

You know something, Kabeer this is saddening...

you were just sitting here...

and then a blonde kid pops up and tells you he's your brother

and then he takes everything from you...

and the mayorship on top of that

and left you powerless like this

what will you do then?

Will you start kneading and baking...

with the women?

Let me swallow Kabeer! I'll die! Help me!

Look, sir I want my house to reflect my personality

like my tattoos look here, look how "Johnny" is written

look, it's Nefertiti the cigarettes

I'm an Eastern, Egyptian man to the core

understood? I want my house to be like this I want the gym to have that style

I want the swimming pool to be here and look eastern too

- we can make it arabesque for example - Isn't that a bit weird

Why a bit strange? Why are you traditional? I want you to go crazy

go a little crazy with me, bro unbelievable! He ruined my mood

- It's okay, go crazy - We can also make...

the buoys to look like fecal discs

- Really? - Or falafel, whichever disc

we can have a floating pot in the pool like, I want an eastern feeling

What are you doing, you shoes?

Leave the statue!

- Just calm down, Kabeer, I'll explain - Don't explain a damn thing!

Gather those lackeys or else I'll shoot you all!

No, you don't have the right, you don't!

I own half of this house let the people work

Alright, you little biscuit!

Very weird! Now...

I want the pool to be...

Leave! You annoying dogs!

Guys!

We will take control over this place again

and we'll start from here

from my house, from El Kabeer's house

which no one will be able to get near at all

I won't be disrespected and stay quiet

we will hit back and we will hit hard...

with an iron fist

- a fist of what? - Iron, Kabeer!

- She's not answering - Damn!

I'll try again

By the way your older brother has stepped over...

- I'm the older one - I meant to say your brother "El Kabeer"

- Do you think I'll get it if you emphasis? - Yes! He means the nickname

- Exactly - The nickname! Okay! What is this?

Get well soon did a tractor run your arm over?

No, I'm not hurt this is like this

Look, he dyed his hair like yours

Hagras, look, I love you, therefore...

- be yourself, man - How?

There is an old Egyptian saying...

"Don't try to be someone other than yourself"

- Go ahead! Move you soft girl! - No, please, let me go! Let me go!

- I just did my hair! - Look, Kabeer! Look, what I found!

- I said, I just did my hair! - Welcome, welcome

so the little blonde kitten with the iPod didn't runaway with them?

No, Kabeer she waited to get what she deserves

It's your brother Johnny

- Hello? - Ashly!

- What is this? Why is your voice like this? - Can you not tell the difference?

- Can this be a woman's voice? - Let me guess...

- El Kabeer? - Yes, I'm El Kabeer

your lady is here with us safe and sound

if you act stupidly and call the police...

I'll prepare her very well for you put some sugar on her, then put her in the oven

- and I'll return her like a piece of kahk - Sorry, the last bit... return her like what?

- A piece of kahk - Look, I still don't understand what you mean

but it's obviously something bad but believe me, Kabeer...

- if you lay your hand on her, I swear... - You can ride your horse...

horse! You're a spoiled kid anyways!

You can ride your beach buggy and come face me!

- Oh my God! Oh my God! - What?

- Fazzaa? - Tell me, ma'am

Keep your eyes on her, never leave her

- don't you dare leave her for second - As you wish

- This mobile is nice - No...

- this is too much and we have to call the police - We can't call the police

he was saying that he will prepare her well

and sprinkle sugar on her then put her in the microwave

- and return her like... - A piece of kahk

- A piece of kahk! A piece of kahk! - A piece of kahk?

And I can't imprison my brother as soon as I became a mayor

it would be a really bad look

Alright, what will we do?

I don't know but I think we should go somewhere quiet to think instead of here

- I got it, I got it, Mr. Johnny - One "I got it" is enough

I swear there's no more quiet place like our house

you will be so welcome there

Johnny? Did you think about what we will do?

- What? - Did you think about what we will do?

- I can't hear very well - Did you think about what we will do?

I had an idea in my mind but I lost it when I came to this weird place

- Well, try to remember it - Enough! Enough!

Mr. Johnny, everything is alright

They forced us to be naughty again

I want two on the kitchen door

and one the barn door and you, Ashraf...

- Yes, Kabeer - I want you to guard here

if you sleep for a second, I'll electrify you

No! No need for that, Kabeer!

Enough! I'll sleep for a couple of hours

if anything happens wake me up and let me know

What is this? Where is Fazzaa?

Fazzaa is with that foreign girl like we ordered

Are you going to keep looking at me like this?

I have to, don't I?

Are you free? Don't you have anything to do?

- No - Okay, can you loosen this up a bit...

my hand will fall off!

My hand will fall off would you want my hand to fall off?

No, I wouldn't, Mrs. Ashly but I just do what I'm told

I didn't think you were like this, Fizu

- Who's Fizu? - You're Fizu

I gave you a nickname you don't want that?

Fizu!

Fizu! Fizu!

Do you hear me? Fizu!

Excuse me, Ms. Ashly! It's nothing!

Alright, my hands really hurt

don't you feel sorry for me?

Untie me!

Of course!

Who can refuse a request from you, Ms. Ashly?

Have you seen how my hand became?

- I hope you'll be okay - Thank you for untying me

but could you bring me water, I'm thirsty!

You're thirsty, of course, I could!

- Here you go, Ms. Ashly! - Thank you!

- Look at that bird! - Where?

Why?

What the heck? You're about to get us caught, you idiots!

- You're the one who hit that! - It's a technique, I did it on purpose

What is this you're wearing? Take that thing off your head!

This thing, Hagras! Be careful!

- Thomas, will you stay here or run it? - Yeah?

- Fat?! - I don't mean fat...

- I meant to run the beach wagon - Okay

I'll take Hagras with me to storm in for he knows all its entrances and exits

- No, only its entrances - You're an idiot

- an idiot with a license! - Why?

Its entrances are its exits, you ignorant!

Come on, boys! We seek help from God!

Let's set our watches on the beginning time which is 3:00 a.m.

It's a movies' game ''No turning back, no giving up''

Is it an old movie? ''Lahzet Omr''

''48 Hours in Israel?!''

- Just say it! - I don't even have a watch to set!

What is this? Are we playing games while my sister is dying inside, Johnny?

- Enough, enough! - Ashly is dying, Ashly!

Oh, my dear Ashly! I wonder if she's asleep or awake

- Thomas! - Is she dead or alive?

Is she offline or online?

- Ashly! - Oh, my dear Ashly!

Ashly!

Guys, there's a very big obstacle that we didn't think about!

- What? - What?

What are we going to do about this huge wall?

No! God!

I have an idea!

She is still my sister

Do you want us to go fishing and leave her, you idiot?

No, Johnny! You didn't get it come here a little

this is for special operations you do this...

- Let me try it, let me! - Try what? We're not in a party, sit here!

I don't need more ignorant and stupid people

- Do it, Johnny! - We seek help from God!

Let's go!

Yes!

Oh, dear father! Oh, dear father! It's so high, it's so high!

Don't panic!

We'll manage to do this! Trust me, we can do it!

- I'm scared, I'm scared! - Don't be scared, don't!

- Trust me! - What does that mean?

It means trust me

- We'll really manage to do it - Look, Mr. Johnny...

- you can go and leave me - I can't, Hagras! I can't!

The path we got in together we'll get through it together

Look into my eyes! Look into my eyes!

One, two, three!

Thank God, thank God!

Oh, my God! Hagras, I'm bleeding!

- We need to clean the wound! - No, no, no!

This is my destiny! I'll wait here you should complete the journey

- and please, tell people my story - No!

The path we got in together we'll get through it together

- look into my eyes, look into my eyes! - Hey, I just said that to you up there

you're such an ape! That's unacceptable

this is a deja vu!

You wait for me here and I'll go up there

if you sense any kind of danger Hagras, you do...

the voice of the llamas female in the breeding season, okay?

Answer me, Ashly!

What are you doing here, Hagras?

Ms. Ashly!

It's good that you're out let me take you to Mr. Thomas!

- Thomas! - Ashly!

Ashly is not dead!

- I caught him! - You caught who, you idiot?

- Are you okay, Ashly? - Yeah, I'm okay!

Okay, I'll talk to Johnny!

Thomas! It's clear that you're an idiot too!

Oh, my God!

Hello? Oh, my God!

- What's going on? - There is a sound of beating

it doesn't sound good Johnny is dying!

Johnny is dying!

Johnny!

What a brave step, mayor!

Believe me, I came to take my toothbrush and cotton balls to clean my ears, Kabeer!

Shut up!

You're in a big trouble, brother!

Don't be reckless, don't!

- You have no idea what I can do - What you can do!

Are there still things to do? You already did something, mister!

You attacked me in my own house

You're in a real big trouble

- Where would like us to start, biscuit? - Are you crazy?

- Are you going to slaughter me? - Only slaughter you!

I will slaughter, burn, and cook you alive...

and I'll cut you to pieces and put you in dirty bags

Put away the weapon, Kabeer!

If you move, we'll shoot there's no need for resistance

So, what's left? You almost walked over me, officer!

I was teaching this brother, the new mayor how to be a real man and a mayor

It's not acceptable for the mayor to look like Shakira!

He's a liar! Don't believe him, officer!

- You can even ask Johnny! - Yes, they even kidnapped me as a hostage

Is that true, Mr. Johnny?

Yes, my brother, El Kabeer, never lies!

It was just a brank we made on Thomas and Ashly to make them see some action

I understand that there are no problems and you are good

Of course, we are! Or what, Kooki?

Yes, my eyes!

It is, Mr. Mayor!