Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 3"

Fair elections, they said

in The Mazareeta? Alright, son of Mrs. Fox

Weren't we talking about elections last night?

When did you do all these things?

This guy is a psychic

Fazzaa!

Are you happy? This is the result of negligence

Fazzaa!

- Fazzaa! - Yes, Kabeer!

- Under your command - What are you wearing?

It's a shirt you won't believe it, Kabeer

people at the market are fighting each other over a shirt

but Mr. Johnny gave me two of them

Johnny what?

- Excuse me, Kabeer - What is written on this shirt?

This? It says "Yes, we can do it"

- What a disaster! - Kabeer!

Burn these shirts and gather all the men at the store room

you have ten minutes, go!

And whoever is late I will electrify him!

You, Ashraf?

I was betting on you

You disappointed me

- grab the wire, Ashraf - Forgive me, Kabeer, please!

- It'll be the last time, Kabeer - End of discussion!

this will teach you not to miss El Kabeer's meeting ever again

you missed my meeting for a silly shirt?

Grab the wire, Ashraf or else, you know what I'd do to you

Alright, Kabeer I will grab it, I will

Hand him the wire, man

Enough!

Gentlemen! Stop, son, let me do my job

Go on, sir

Gentlemen...

My brother, Johnny...

is going around giving gifts and pictures to the villagers

and they feel so happy when they're given something...

so that they give the guy power over us and let him win

and what should we do? Should we remain silent?

Will we let him excel?

No!

We need to hit him back

and we will hit hard!

Here, Abdullah!

What is this? What is this?

Oh, Wow!

Such a happy family

- Do you have kids? - I only have one, Kabeer

- Is that him? - Yes

- Fazzaa! - Yes, Sir?

- Give me the form - Here it is

- Check this out, daddy's boy - Yes?

If you tick El Kabeer's column your kid will come back home safely

if you act mindlessly and tick Johnny's column...

- you will never see him again - Please, Kabeer!

- please, Kabeer! - Ashraf!

- Yes, sir? - Take the kid!

Please, Kabeer! please, Kabeer!

Daddy!

Excuse me why are you ignoring me?

It seems like the accident has affected them

Excuse me!

He could be riding along with him, you'll never know

what is this? What is it? Are all people here injured?

What is that? Look at him Excuse me

Please! Who is the animal who did this to my photos?

Who? Hey, you, who is the donkey that did this to my photos?

Come here!

What's wrong? Hagras, Hagras, please

What's wrong? Why are all people doing this?

It's El Kabeer it's El Kabeer, Mr. Johnny

he went around beating all people in here

- so that they will elect him... - Watch out for your arm!

- I told you he is an idiot - To elect him back in the elections

and he forbids anyone to speak

I got it now, I got it

he's terrorizing you

he got you doing whatever he wants like donkeys

and you all feared him and accepted that

but I won't accept I can never accept this

I'm telling you tomorrow morning...

9:00 o'clock, a.m

so no one would say p.m or any of this nonsense

there will be a protest in front of the mayor's house

- We hate you - We hate you!

- We hate you - We hate you!

- We hate you - We, we!

- What are you saying? - What is this?

You can't just say whatever

Listen, darling, come "We," means us

"hate," means dislike "you" means yourself

- You hate me? - Idiot! "You", means him

whatever, just repeat after me

- We hate you - We hate you!

- No, we hate you - No, we hate you!

- No, we hate you - No, we hate you!

- What time is it? - It's half past ten

Haven't I said at 9:00 a.m and made it clear so no one comes late?

- Yes - Clearly, there's a massive problem...

in this village when it comes to timing

Here he is, he's walking out

Oh, boy oh, boy, oh, boy!

Look, it turned out that he's not only an idiot...

- he's an idiot and a coward - What will we do now?

- we lost one of us - It doesn't matter

we need to keep going, trust me

Okay

- We hate you - We hate you!

Did you think you would beat me in my own land?

Son, the entire Mazareeta is in the palm of my hand

I offered you a very good chance

and it turned out that you didn't deserve it I'll take my words back now, by the way

there won't be elections or anything and I will just become the mayor

Look, son...

a man here does what he says

that means, if you take your words back...

people won't believe you or accept you at all

How smart! you you're doing this...

is that fair?

Is winning elections by robbery and slander considered a win?

- Yes, it is - Are these your final words?

This is what I have to say do whatever you want

I will do I will do a lot of things!

I've done a lot before where are you going? Where?

- I will do! - What will you do?

I will, I will do

Go on, do something!

Calm down, Kabeer You got me losing my mind

Is he bringing the government to me?

I'm, the boss, restricted like women?

I can't do my electoral plan

This plan won't work anyway...

after the government knew, and people who were afraid won't fear anymore

Will the government keep watching us?

When we finish the elections I will make them all suffer

People already know you, and they might vote for him to get rid of you

- Whom will they vote for, woman? - Just calm down, Kabeer

we only have one option

What is it, smarty-pants?

I will tell you!

My beloved ones my dearest children...

my family I've heard that you're upset with me

and you're sad as well

so, I came here today to make it up for you

and to say one word okay, I'm sorry

"To err is human"

and I could get rough on you sometimes, but only because I love you

just like when a father beats his child

anyway, I won't do this ever again

end of discussion!

That's it I gathered you here today...

to tell you something very important

what is it?

- What is it? - What is it?

You have nothing to do with it, do you?

No one leaves after food there's still drinks and desserts

Why do they have to eat while I'm speaking?

Couldn't we let them wait until I finish talking and then they'd eat?

I don't want them to hear you at all

I want them to eat if you feed them, they'll get shy

Where are you going, you buffalos?

Where are you going, you buffalo?

You, old man you, young man!

Hey, Tabazeh I know you and where you live

I swear I'll get you and punish you!

- "Johnny" - "Johnny..."

"is known in America as "The big heart""

"as he is kind-hearted"

"Johnny was born in suburbs of Harlow and he lived there"

"among the poor and the needy"

"and that's why he loves them and feels their pain"

"He began his achievements in all areas at a young age"

"he played multiple sports"

"the extreme sports..."

"and the light ones"

"and he won several local and international championships"

"this made him a famous and beloved figure by the American public"

"this helped him enter the world of cinema"

"Johnny wasn't satisfied with his artistic and athletic achievements..."

"but he also had political positions that changed the course of history in the world"

"and Johnny moved from one success to the next''

"until he decided to return to his hometown, Al Mazareeta"

"to be among his family and people"

Good people of Mazareeta...

my people I'm no different from you

during the short time I lived with you...

I discovered that we have a tremendous human energy

we have athletes...

artists...

thinkers...

snobby people sorry! Engineers

but unfortunately, these talents are hidden and they need to be discovered

and our goal...

our goal...

is to discover and develop these talents and to compete the world with them

You're like an oyster

do you know the oyster? It's at the bottom of the sea and immersed in mud...

where fish drop their wastes on it

even sea turtles drop their wastes on it

but there is a pearl inside it

you all have pearls inside you

You, ma'am you have a pearl under this veil too!

You also have a pearl under this turban

and my mission is to take these pearls out of you

no pearl will stay hidden, trust me!

We will make together a new start in Al Mazareeta!

Ladies and gentlemen...

let's party!

it's showtime!

- "Mister! Mister! Mister!" - "What? What? What?"

- "Johnny El Kabeer Awi" - "Mister!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Where's that Ali?"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Where's that Ali?"

"Mister! Mister!"

- "What's wrong with my love?" - "What's wrong with him, Taha?"

- "What's wrong with my love?" - "What's wrong with him, Taha?"

- "He caught me! He caught me!" - "Oh, God! Oh, God!"

- "He caught me! He caught me!" - "Oh, God! Oh, God!"

"He saw me standing in the balcony then he threw a lemon on me..."

"so I thought I can't keep loving him"

"I can't keep loving him"

"I wanted to leave him but how can I get him back?"

"I might leave him one day because of what people say about him"

"Because of what people say about him"

"He saw me standing in the balcony then he threw a lemon on me..."

"so I thought I can't keep loving him"

"I can't keep loving him"

"I wanted to leave him but how can I get him back?"

"I might leave him one day because of what people say about him"

- "Because of what people say about him" - "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Ali!"

- "Ali! Ali! Ali! Ali!" - "Where's that Ali?"

Johnny, this way I guarantee 40 percent of Al Mazareeta people will follow you

I also can guarantee more than 500 women's votes in Al Mazareeta

And I guarantee nothing

Stupid! Stupid!

How can I get the rest of the votes?

I have got the rest of them, cookie!

Didn't I tell you that you got into a losing war?

Remember! This is just round one

and when the black screen appears with the phrase "Game over"...

- only then you can talk! - Come, Mr. Johnny! Come and see!

What's wrong, dump?

What about me? Am I invisible? Am I transparent?

I apologize, Kabeer are you satisfied now?

What happened?

Ebadi is standing on the roof of your house and he threatens us to commit suicide!

Haven't I warned you many times that no one will go up there?

- The land there is unstable! - Johnny, it's your chance!

Be the hero! If you save that man, you will guarantee all the people of Al Mazareeta

Let's go!

What are you doing up there? Get down!

- Get down! - Get down now!

Get down!

Oh my goodness!

I won't get down!

What are you doing, idiot?

Come down! The roof is crumbling!

I will never get down!

- Get down or you'll ruin the house! - God, give me patience!

I swear I won't get down!

You'd better get down!

Oh, my God!

I have Acrophobia!

- Let me help you, Hamada - Don't even try, Mr. Johnny...

- I'm determined to throw myself! - Okay, okay, just listen to me first

No! No!

Listen to me! Just listen to me! This is a spelling error, by the way!

I'll jump! I'll jump!

Just listen to me what could make you act so crazy?

Life is terrible, Mr. Johnny

my kids need money to go to school

and my wife... she always asks things I can't afford them

even my mom she lives with us and she refuses to leave us

in addition, my house is really small what else would I do?

I even don't have a loaf of bread!

That's enough, Ebadi! That's enough!

I'll throw myself too!

By the way you are right about the loaf of bread!

- Yes! - They bring me strange stuff since I came here

and they claim that it's bread!

By the way, food crisis is a global issue it's not just here!

Do you know that America has the largest obesity rate in the world?

I'm talking about the fast food, man! The fast food!

The latest medical reports say that fast food is bad for oily skin

is your skin oily, Ebadi?

What?

It's not important! Never mind!

The last time I worked out in Arlond's gym in America...

he asked me to stay away from the fast food as it's really harmful

Let Arlond say...

Arnond?

That Arnond...

did he make Al Juhanami and Al Mudamer?

I don't know if he made films in Gulf but he made Terminator!

- Good for you, Mr. Johnny! Good for you - No, get off me!

- You met him in the gym! - Be careful, man, we will fall down!

We won't go to America then or work for him!

- Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! - Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

- Johnny! Johnny! Johnny! - Just relax...

I'll take you there and he will hire you

but I want you to come with me!

Come on, let's go slowly, don't go crazy!

Don't overreact, one second

Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

Come here!

Come

Oh, this is so bitter!

I'm no longer the mayor

he is now the hero of the heroes in front of our people

and I became the lowest man!

- People will vote for him! - I wish he would just vanish!

- I must do something! - What can you do, Kabeer?

The election is tomorrow

- you can't do anything! - No!

I can!

"Johnny El Kabeer Awi"

"Johnny El Kabeer Awi the first man in Al Mazareeta"

El Kabeer won by an overwhelming majority!

El Kabeer won by an overwhelming majority!

The new mayor is Johnny El Kabeer who won by an overwhelming majority!

Johnny! Johnny!

Johnny! Johnny!

Johnny! Johnny!

Johnny! Johnny!

"Johnny El Kabeer Awi"