Original subtitles

"Boy!"

"Boy!"

"I came home and brightened the place"

"Get up, lower the bass and increase the beat"

"Celebrate my arrival with fire clapping, and ululations"

- "I am El Kabeer" - "He is El Kabeer"

"Money, arms, power and an army of 3000 men''

"A hundred times stronger than a bear I roar like a lion"

"As proud as an eagle sly like a fox"

"Mix all of these together and you will have El Kabeer"

- "A dangerous mix" - "A dangerous mix"

"I drank camel milk as a kid not formula or juice"

"That's why I am tough, rough and dangerous"

"Professional PlayStation gamer and can beat any small kid"

- "Or a big kid" - "Or a big kid"

"I can rule any people no matter how many"

"It doesn't matter if they are rich or poor"

"Even if they are scholars, illiterates, or college kids"

"They have to obey me or they will disappear''

"Objection!"

"Yeah"

"Yeah"

"Come on! I really love this country like the fat kid loves the cake"

"And I'll be the new Mayor please just give yourself a break"

"You can't even battle me one on one Mr. Fake"

"My rap is like an ocean while your rap is like a lake"

"Please talk to me in Arabic if you don't mind brother"

"Don't mimic Eminem 50 Cent or Soulja Boy"

"If we compared our Rap to the breeds of dogs"

"mine would be Pitbull and yours will be a stray called Roy"

- "Listen, El Kabeer" - "No, you shut up and listen"

"I am a knight and can lift heavier than you can"

"No way you can beat me no matter how hard you try"

"Even in the Rap challenge I'll always have the final word"

"An apple tastes bitter when you eat it after chocolate"

''End of story!''

"Boy!"

"Episode 1"

Men!

Today we make things right

It's the day of dignity

- The day of... - Saturday!

- Sorry, Kabeer, what day is it? - It's Wednesday, you fool!

Finally, the day all Al Mazareeta is waiting for has come

The day we get rid of Al Matareed for good

And as Mr. Ali Al Hajjar says...

"There has to come a day where debts are paid"

"It will be a white day for the wronged and a black day for the unjust"

- El Kabeer! - El Kabeer!

- El Kabeer! - El Kabeer!

- El Kabeer! - El Kabeer!

- Fazzaa, you idiot! - At your service!

I am screaming my heart out like William Wallace in Brave Heart

I am giving a speech all the way up and down

while you are playing the snake game!

No, Sir, I put it on vibrate for the war

Haven't I said a million times

that mobiles are switched off when we're at war?

Look at Ashraf

- Is your mobile off, Ashraf? - It is off, Sir!

Unlike you! You stupid brick!

If I keep scolding you all day, we won't have time for war

Come on, men!

Prepare yourselves

Brace yourselves

- Are you ready? - Ready, Kabeer!

- You won't give up, Hamdan? - No, I won't

So be it, to war!

Attack!

"El Kabeer!"

"El Kabeer!"

Today, we made history

We defeated Al Matareed and struck them with an iron fist

It's over, be happy

You'll never pay tribute to Hamdan and his men again

because starting today you are under El Kabeer's protection

El Kabeer!

El Kabeer!

This tribute will be paid to me

but with a slight increase

- 50% - How come, Kabeer?

We used to pay Al Matareed 50 pounds Now we have to pay 75!

No offense, Kabeer! I'll never speak again...

- So... - God will punish you!

Use your sound reasoning so you should be wise

If you obey you shall be respected

If you object...

you'll end up like this scumbag who has just died

- Fazzaa! - At your service!

As you ordered, Sir all the spoils are in storage

and the captured are beat up outside but we have this little girl

Where should we take her, Kabeer?

- Hasn't the pregnant cow given birth? - Yes, Sir

Put the girl under it to breastfeed God will look after her!

Yes, Sir!

Why are women weeping like this?

- Is it my mother's death anniversary? - May she rest in peace

But it is too early

What is it, women? Get out!

What is this?

What's going on?

Get out of here you cows!

You want to beat me?

Give me the joystick!

- The joystick, Hadeya! - Why? What did I do?

Haven't I told you to never touch the PlayStation

- when I caught you playing WWE? - What's wrong with it?

What's wrong?! Men are as big as bulls

and only wear cheap undies

- But you play with them yourself - No!

I play with the Undertaker He is a respectful man who covers up

- What do you want with games, woman? - Oh, really?

Did you forget Super Mario?

Didn't I help you beat the monster in the previous level?

- The one with the fin? - No, the four-handed one

Just shut up!

Tell me...

Why are those women weeping?

I forgot to tell you, Kabeer!

The doctor has just left and he said your father is very ill

He placed him an IV and all your father asks about is you

All this happened and you didn't say anything you cow!

Oh my Lord!

Yuck! Why are you crying?

- El Kabeer Awi - What's wrong with him?

- He is dying - And you say it to my face!

Do not speak ill words Get out of my way!

- Do not dare say it! - May God help us

Father!

- Father! - What is it, Son? You'll kill me

God forbid, Father

Help me, Son Help me!

- My soul is leaving my body - Don't say that!

A secret has been weighing heavily on my heart like a rock

- I have to confess - Confess, Father

It is a huge secret as big as the pyramid

- Say it, Father, I'll carry it with you - You can't, Son, it is a big one

Spill it out already!

Father!

- Father! - Son!

You scared me, Father I was about to die before you!

Listen to me, Son

When I was a young man like you I was a little naughty

I was a playboy

I went to Cairo every Friday to spend the weekend there

Nobody gets to kiss El Kabeer's cheek

People kiss my hand

Listen up, Mayor You have to know one thing

We can never stay married for longer than 9 months

I am a researcher and I examine all kinds of genes

I have babies all around the world

But I am dying to examine the Upper Egyptian-American kid

- We can merge! - I was about to discuss this with you

I am dying to merge

Then we can make the super baby And it would be a world wonder!

But you should know I'll take the baby with me when I go

- Deal? - Deal, baby

What's your name?

Samantha, Samantha Fox

I am El Kabeer El Kabeer Awi

- And I was the result, Father? - Let me finish before I die

- Go on, Father - The truth is...

that American woman is your mother

and your mother bore everyone's children

She only needed the Upper Egyptian-American kid

I, humbly, gave her that

Do you feel better, Father?

Did you take the burden off your chest

and place it on mine?

My own mother bore everyone's children?

I thought this pure woman was never seen by anyone, not even me

- It turned out everyone saw her! - Son, this isn't your mother

This is a pillow that I covered in black!

Your real mother...

is this

- What a disaster! - Listen to me, Son

The story isn't over yet The secret is killing me, Son

Damn this secret!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! I'm about to give birth

How come?

This is us, baby Our entire family is like this

One day we get married the next day we give birth

I know, baby you want to go home quickly

And then I was born

- I wish I were never born - No, you weren't born alone

- How come? - You were two in one

- What do you mean two? - Twins, my child

Twins in two days!

No, Mayor, this wasn't our deal I need only one baby

Fine, take the light-coloured one and I'll take the dark one

He'll fit right in

What a cute mustache!

But keep in touch, baby

See how I chose you, Son and left your brother with her?

Damn my brother and the American woman and the whole world!

You shouldn't have told me this story, Father

I had to tell you so I can confess the last part

It's over for me, Son I am dying

In order to clear my conscience

I sent an SMS to your brother in America and I messaged him on Facebook to come

and have his inheritance and everything he's entitled to

Entitled?

He's not entitled to anything here!

If he comes here, I'll kill him!

May God help us!

Oh my God! El Kabeer Awi is dead!

El Kabeer Awi is dead!

"Funeral of the Mayor of Al Mazareeta, El Kabeer Awi"

"Every step I take"

"Every move I make"

"Every single day Every time I pray"

"I'll be missing you"

"Thinking of the day..."