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"Boy!"
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"Boy!"
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"I came home
and brightened the place"
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"Get up, lower the bass
and increase the beat"
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"Celebrate my arrival with fire
clapping, and ululations"
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- "I am El Kabeer"
- "He is El Kabeer"
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"Money, arms, power
and an army of 3000 men''
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"A hundred times stronger than a bear
I roar like a lion"
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"As proud as an eagle
sly like a fox"
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"Mix all of these together
and you will have El Kabeer"
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- "A dangerous mix"
- "A dangerous mix"
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"I drank camel milk as a kid
not formula or juice"
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"That's why I am tough,
rough and dangerous"
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"Professional PlayStation gamer
and can beat any small kid"
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- "Or a big kid"
- "Or a big kid"
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"I can rule any people
no matter how many"
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"It doesn't matter
if they are rich or poor"
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"Even if they are scholars,
illiterates, or college kids"
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"They have to obey me
or they will disappear''
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"Objection!"
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"Yeah"
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"Yeah"
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"Come on! I really love this country
like the fat kid loves the cake"
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"And I'll be the new Mayor
please just give yourself a break"
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"You can't even battle me
one on one Mr. Fake"
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"My rap is like an ocean
while your rap is like a lake"
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"Please talk to me in Arabic
if you don't mind brother"
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"Don't mimic Eminem
50 Cent or Soulja Boy"
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"If we compared our Rap
to the breeds of dogs"
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"mine would be Pitbull
and yours will be a stray called Roy"
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- "Listen, El Kabeer"
- "No, you shut up and listen"
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"I am a knight
and can lift heavier than you can"
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"No way you can beat me
no matter how hard you try"
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"Even in the Rap challenge
I'll always have the final word"
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"An apple tastes bitter
when you eat it after chocolate"
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''End of story!''
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"Boy!"
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"Episode 1"
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Men!
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Today we make things right
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It's the day of dignity
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- The day of...
- Saturday!
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- Sorry, Kabeer, what day is it?
- It's Wednesday, you fool!
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Finally, the day all Al Mazareeta
is waiting for has come
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The day we get rid
of Al Matareed for good
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And as Mr. Ali Al Hajjar says...
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"There has to come a day
where debts are paid"
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"It will be a white day for the wronged
and a black day for the unjust"
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- El Kabeer!
- El Kabeer!
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- El Kabeer!
- El Kabeer!
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- El Kabeer!
- El Kabeer!
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- Fazzaa, you idiot!
- At your service!
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I am screaming my heart out
like William Wallace in Brave Heart
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I am giving a speech
all the way up and down
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while you are playing
the snake game!
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No, Sir, I put it on vibrate
for the war
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Haven't I said a million times
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that mobiles are switched off
when we're at war?
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Look at Ashraf
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- Is your mobile off, Ashraf?
- It is off, Sir!
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Unlike you! You stupid brick!
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If I keep scolding you all day,
we won't have time for war
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Come on, men!
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Prepare yourselves
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Brace yourselves
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- Are you ready?
- Ready, Kabeer!
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- You won't give up, Hamdan?
- No, I won't
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So be it, to war!
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Attack!
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"El Kabeer!"
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"El Kabeer!"
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Today, we made history
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We defeated Al Matareed
and struck them with an iron fist
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It's over, be happy
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You'll never pay tribute to Hamdan
and his men again
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because starting today
you are under El Kabeer's protection
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El Kabeer!
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El Kabeer!
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This tribute will be paid to me
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but with a slight increase
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- 50%
- How come, Kabeer?
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We used to pay Al Matareed 50 pounds
Now we have to pay 75!
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No offense, Kabeer!
I'll never speak again...
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- So...
- God will punish you!
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Use your sound reasoning
so you should be wise
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If you obey
you shall be respected
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If you object...
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you'll end up like this scumbag
who has just died
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- Fazzaa!
- At your service!
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As you ordered, Sir
all the spoils are in storage
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and the captured are beat up outside
but we have this little girl
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Where should we take her, Kabeer?
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- Hasn't the pregnant cow given birth?
- Yes, Sir
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Put the girl under it to breastfeed
God will look after her!
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Yes, Sir!
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Why are women weeping like this?
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00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,720
- Is it my mother's death anniversary?
- May she rest in peace
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But it is too early
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What is it, women?
Get out!
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What is this?
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What's going on?
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Get out of here you cows!
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You want to beat me?
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Give me the joystick!
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- The joystick, Hadeya!
- Why? What did I do?
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Haven't I told you
to never touch the PlayStation
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- when I caught you playing WWE?
- What's wrong with it?
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What's wrong?!
Men are as big as bulls
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and only wear cheap undies
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- But you play with them yourself
- No!
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I play with the Undertaker
He is a respectful man who covers up
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- What do you want with games, woman?
- Oh, really?
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Did you forget Super Mario?
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Didn't I help you beat the monster
in the previous level?
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- The one with the fin?
- No, the four-handed one
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Just shut up!
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Tell me...
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Why are those women weeping?
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I forgot to tell you, Kabeer!
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The doctor has just left
and he said your father is very ill
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He placed him an IV
and all your father asks about is you
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All this happened
and you didn't say anything you cow!
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Oh my Lord!
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Yuck!
Why are you crying?
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- El Kabeer Awi
- What's wrong with him?
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- He is dying
- And you say it to my face!
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Do not speak ill words
Get out of my way!
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- Do not dare say it!
- May God help us
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Father!
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- Father!
- What is it, Son? You'll kill me
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God forbid, Father
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Help me, Son
Help me!
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- My soul is leaving my body
- Don't say that!
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A secret has been weighing heavily
on my heart like a rock
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- I have to confess
- Confess, Father
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It is a huge secret
as big as the pyramid
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- Say it, Father, I'll carry it with you
- You can't, Son, it is a big one
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Spill it out already!
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Father!
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- Father!
- Son!
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You scared me, Father
I was about to die before you!
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Listen to me, Son
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When I was a young man like you
I was a little naughty
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I was a playboy
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I went to Cairo every Friday
to spend the weekend there
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Nobody gets to kiss
El Kabeer's cheek
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People kiss my hand
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Listen up, Mayor
You have to know one thing
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We can never stay married
for longer than 9 months
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I am a researcher
and I examine all kinds of genes
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I have babies all around the world
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But I am dying to examine
the Upper Egyptian-American kid
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- We can merge!
- I was about to discuss this with you
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I am dying to merge
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Then we can make the super baby
And it would be a world wonder!
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But you should know
I'll take the baby with me when I go
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- Deal?
- Deal, baby
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What's your name?
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Samantha, Samantha Fox
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I am El Kabeer
El Kabeer Awi
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- And I was the result, Father?
- Let me finish before I die
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- Go on, Father
- The truth is...
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that American woman is your mother
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and your mother bore everyone's children
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She only needed
the Upper Egyptian-American kid
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I, humbly, gave her that
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Do you feel better, Father?
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Did you take the burden off your chest
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and place it on mine?
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My own mother bore everyone's children?
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I thought this pure woman
was never seen by anyone, not even me
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- It turned out everyone saw her!
- Son, this isn't your mother
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This is a pillow
that I covered in black!
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Your real mother...
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is this
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- What a disaster!
- Listen to me, Son
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The story isn't over yet
The secret is killing me, Son
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Damn this secret!
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Oh my God!
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Oh my God!
I'm about to give birth
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How come?
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This is us, baby
Our entire family is like this
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One day we get married
the next day we give birth
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I know, baby
you want to go home quickly
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And then I was born
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- I wish I were never born
- No, you weren't born alone
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- How come?
- You were two in one
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- What do you mean two?
- Twins, my child
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Twins in two days!
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No, Mayor, this wasn't our deal
I need only one baby
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Fine, take the light-coloured one
and I'll take the dark one
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He'll fit right in
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What a cute mustache!
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But keep in touch, baby
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See how I chose you, Son
and left your brother with her?
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Damn my brother and the American woman
and the whole world!
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You shouldn't have told me
this story, Father
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I had to tell you
so I can confess the last part
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It's over for me, Son
I am dying
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In order to clear my conscience
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I sent an SMS to your brother in America
and I messaged him on Facebook to come
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and have his inheritance
and everything he's entitled to
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Entitled?
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He's not entitled to anything here!
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If he comes here, I'll kill him!
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May God help us!
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Oh my God!
El Kabeer Awi is dead!
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El Kabeer Awi is dead!
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"Funeral of the Mayor of Al Mazareeta,
El Kabeer Awi"
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"Every step I take"
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"Every move I make"
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"Every single day
Every time I pray"
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"I'll be missing you"
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"Thinking of the day..."
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