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Be seated! Be seated! Gents you're 5 minutes late again
for the lesson... Sorry, Sir. Sit down.
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Mooo! Sir, Short Necmi has put grass on my desk again.
So what? He means... What does he mean?
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He means that I am cow, Sir...
Aren't you called �aban the Cow?
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Be quiet! Did you check who's present? I did, Sir...
Don't let me count one by one now...
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Is Ferit present? Present, sir!
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Good... You're being present means the whole class is...
Tell me the subject of the last lesson?
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Sir, I wasn't present last lesson.
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You never are, are you? Who can tell me
subject of the recent lesson?
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Come on, answer! Hurry...
You've told us about the mammals, Sir.
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Good boy, sit down.
Nobody else listens in this class.
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What did we say? One; the mammals
live on land, in sea and air...
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Damn! I prepared to cheat thinking we'd have
an exemination. He's doing a lesson instead...
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Two... The mammals have teeth in their jaws... Three...
They feed their offspring with milk.
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Four... Some mammals feed on meat,
otherson grass...
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Like you... Come on!
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Like you... Come on!
You, Necmi, let me see you stand up...
Yes sir... What was I talking about?
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You, Necmi, let me see you stand up...
Yes sir... What was I talking about?
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Three kinds; upright, wrinkled, saggy...
Sit down, you nasty fellow!
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You tell us Ferit, come on...
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Two kinds Sir, big ones and small ones.
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Sit down! You tell? Me, Sir? Yes, you...
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Sir there are two kinds of mammals,
ones with bra, others without...
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Sit down! I'll let you know about with and without bra!
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�aban, you tell us, what do the mammals feed on?
Feed on? What do they eat?
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They feed by their mouths, Sir.
That wasn't the question, what do they eat?
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They feed on what they get,
they're very obese, you know!
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They eat meat... What else? Vegetables, Sir...
Look, don't make me angry...
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Say grass...
They eat grass... The ones like him eat shit!
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What is it? Why are you laughing? What's so funny
about this? You rascall, wait till I show you! Come on!
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You're up to some mischief there... Ferit, give us an
exemple for the flying mammals...
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Flying mammal... Stewardess...
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Slow down, you'll stampon us! Hope the new vice
principal would come and put them into some order.
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You Shorty, why did you put grasson my desk again?
I thought you could put up with jokes. This is horseplay though.
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Come on Shorty, kiss the Cow and be friends again...
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Be friends, for God's sake, there's a match for
compote after lunch... Don't forgive him so easily, Cow!
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Right! Give me a cigarette first, Shorty...
Look a here! Getting very expensive, aren't you?
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Girls, quit smoking, the new vice
principal's making hisappearance.
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What if hedoes! Shitting yourpants, aren'tyou!
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The principal'scoming! Put outtheciggies...
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No principal, nothing. Was justa joke!
That'swhat I call horseplay. No, this is iscowplay!
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Togetto the Adana lowland from Midanatolia one passes
through a natural passage between the Taurus Mountains...
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You, with theglasses in the back, why're you talking?
Nothing, Sir. Tell me then, whatwas I telling?
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I'msure you were telling something, Sir... What? I was telling,
the weathergotwarmer, Sir... OK, good boy...
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Are you nuts? Cemil's position wasoffside.
The referee isan ass, that'swhat.
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C 2... B 4... A 4... You miss...
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C 3... E 3... K 7... Miss...
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MyDear�aban, mySweetie. I can'tresistyourwild charmanymore.
Don'tread that loudly, son, he'll hearit. He won't he'sa cow.
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Let's meetsoon �aban...
Skip theschooltoday...
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I'm fitforthe match already, bro...
See you afterlunch...
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...the railroad passes valleyvia tunnels. �aban theCow
won'tplayin thesame teamwith Shorty...
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Whatwere you talking there? Tell us the biggest
passof the Mediterrenean region...
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KarakoyPassage, Sir... ThereareSarachaneand
AksarayPassages besides... Good boy. Sit down...
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The main riversof the Mediterrenean Region...
We'lleatthecompote, son, I'm in form today...
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You tell me then; the riversof the Mediterennean Region?
The riversof the Mediterennean Region flowdown to thesea, Sir.
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Mediterennean sea, it's uswhocome, nottheenemy.
The mostpowerfulteamof the Mediterennean is Adanaspor, Sir.
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Bravo, sit down...
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�aban puta cloveon yourcollarso
I can knowit is you. Kissand bite you...
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Mediterennean region which hasa rich flora...
Whatare you talking there? I wasn't, Sir...
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Tell us the featuresof the Mediterennean climate...
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In the Mediterennean thesummersare hotand dry,
and the wintersare warmand rainy...
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Shut up... Aren'tyou ashamed to tellfootballgames
because I'm hard of hearing? You rudeguy...
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Hababam! Hababam!
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If I could makeends meetwith my pension,
I wouldn'tstay a minute in thisschool...
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Thesame with me...
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Let'swait. It'ssaid the vice principalwascoming today...
Maybe he'll puttheseguys in someorder...
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I don'tthinkso... I knowMahmutfrom the
Lyceum in Konia. He's nota tough guy...
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Mr. Principalcouldn't keep them from playing football in
the front garden no way. Pardon? Just listen to thatnoise!
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Isn't it! Nota sound from them
today. Knock on wood.
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Here weare... Whereare you, it's been an hoursince the
lunch and onlynowyou're bringing thecoffeesdear.
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Well! What can I do? Which chore todo first? Thedormitory
job; There I go... I lookafterthecellar... Here...
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I sweep the place... There you go... I help thecook...
I'mwarming up beans for3times. Why?
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Guesswhy? Hababam Class hasn'tyet had toeat, that'swhy.
So! What if theyhaven't eaten?
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What if? Do you think I can see tochores
before mykidsare fed?
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NowHafize, if you could, you would swaddle those
overgrown assesand putthem to bed...
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Here wego...
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Sitki Beg, letme introduce you toournew vice principal
Mahmut Beg... OurMathematics teacherSitki Beg...
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SitkitheCurd... Glad to meetyou, Sir... The new vice principal!
Welcome... Thank you Sir. Riza Beg, ourgeographyteacher...
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Welcome Mahmut... Now! Kemal, you're here, too?
Afterretirementwe tookrefuge in here, as you see...
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Say, like me, then... So you knoweach other. Right...
Necmi Beg, ourbiologyteacher...
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Howare you, Sir? Thank you, L�tf� Beg, ourphilosophy
teacher. Welcome Mahmut Beg... Thank you, Sir...
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Excuse me, Sir, myeyesight lets to bedesired...
And Nuri Beg isourphysics teacher...
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Unfortunateaccidentthere... Do you see to thattheyturned
theshapeourschool intoa footballstadium?
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Why are they playing in the front garden, Mr. Principal?
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Sir! Howmanytimes I've forbidden it, do you thinktheylisten...
Be thatas itmay, betterit hitsobjects than the body...
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Mr. Principal! What is it, Aren'tyou ashamed to want
the ball back? I won't give it...
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Please Mr. Principal, forgive us justthisonce...
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Shut up, stay away!
Mr. Principal, please? It's justan accident.
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Howmany accidents?
We'lltalkabout it lateramong us.
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Thesedayseverynightyou run awayfromschool... We'll payfor
the broken glass, Mr. Principal... Give them theirball.
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Ooh! Delicious... MayGod bless themwho match forcompote...
Eat itson, this isn't idiot'scompote but cow'scompote.
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Yourmother's... Don'tput up with him mybraveson.
Okay... Don'ttake thiscowinto the teameveragain.
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You Shorty! Don't get on mynerves now
that I don'tsay anything, ok?
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Ah! Mybraveson don't getangry... And you,
just letmesee you drinkup yourcompote...
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What iscompote toan ass? Afterthiscompoteoneshould
smokea cigarette... Don'tsmoke thatshit out in theopen, son...
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The new vice principal principaljustmade hisappearanceanyhow.
What kind of a guyis he? He looks likeclean cut, mellowguy...
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As if his being rude would makea difference!
Hafize theycallyou from up there ma'am.
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Let'sgo, then... And you behave yourselves...
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�aban... Come on, light upone...
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ThankGod wedon'tneed anybody'scigarette.
Just letme haveone.
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Throwawaythecigarette...
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You can'tfool meagain... �aban! What's that in yourhand?
Cigarette... Cigarette! Here, take thiscigarette!
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And here's the room forthe teacheron duty... Where will
the teachersleep then? Nota soulstays in schoolovernight...
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Veysel, thedoorman, and I myself... Understood.
I'llaskyou something if you don't getangry.
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OK, ask... You'll stay attheschoolallthe time,
so I guess you have no relatives...
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Yes, I don't haveany. I can takecareof you, too. Do your
laundryetc. It'll be a trouble foryou, with so manychores todo.
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Oh Come on, whattrouble...
It'll be two minutes...
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Are you an idiot orwhat?
Come on, wipe the board slower, we'regetting itchy.
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MydearCow, you'vegota letter. Ah! My
sweetie haswritten again... hop! What's happening?
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Come on, whatyou gonna do with thecat?
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Forthe physicsson... The teacherwillshowus
howitalways landson allfour.
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Acat can't entertheclass... What'swrong with thecat,
if Cowcan entertheclass?
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Give me the letter. You'vegota letteragain?
From mysweetie, she'sdecided to meetmeat last.
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You're putting meon Cow, letmesee... You won't...
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Whatyou looking forson? It's ran away... It'sobvious,
go to yourplace... I hearand obeyMr. Principal.
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And that's the Hababam Class Sir...
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Take yourseats!
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Letme introduce you to yournew vice principal
and yourhistoryTeacher Mahmut Beg.
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PleaseSir, the lesson is yours...
With yourpermission...
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Thank you.
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In this first lesson of ours, let'sgetto knoweach other
if you want. Itwould be nice, Sir; I'm Ferit Eken...
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Wecall him Ferit, thegroom... Ferit, thegroom,
howold are you? 25,almost 26. I don'tshowit, do I, Sir?
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Getsmallerto fitmy pocketyou cucumber... Get lost!
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So people yourage finished the university
and you'restill in college?
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Haste is from the Devil, Sir... We have to
digestwhatwe learn, don'twe?
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Doublesewn last longer... Howold are you? 23.
What's yourname? Shorty, Sir, I'mcalled Necmi, theShort.
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Haven't gota surname, have you?
Mysurname... Now, whatwas it?
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So your23 yearsold, Shorty...
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What's yourfather's job? I don't knowforsure but
I guess he'sdoing dirtybusiness, Sir.
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Mooo! You! Who's that cow? I amSir...
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Hownice to meetyou... Whydo they
callyou 'cow', do you studymuch?
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Sir, hiscownessgotnothing todo with studying hard...
He'sa natural born cow, Sir...
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Ok, why are you in thecollegestill?
Thegirls just don't leave mealone...
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Theysay I had a wild charm, yes I have...
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Cowcharm...
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In everyschoolthe teachersalso have nicknames...
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Don'ttroublesearching a name forme;
theycall me Bald Mahmut...
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I've lostthese hairbybeing a teacherfor25 years.
What I seeand hearaboutyourclass isn'tso nice...
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I hearyou're running awayfromschool; I won't let you...
I sawyou playfootball in the front garden; I won't let you...
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Obviously you smoke...
Absolutelyno, sir, wedon't even touch one.
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Don't letmesee you smoking, I'd hurtyou...
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As forthecheating, neitherin mylesson norin
someoneelse's, I do not let you cheat...
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Be it known... Sir, we just don't cheat?
Sit down and don'ttalkif notallowed...
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I don'twantno noise, patter,
fights in theschool... I hurtyou...
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The lessonswill beattended on time, mealswill be taken
on time, you'llgo to bed and you'llget upon time...
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Well, here'sa guylikea clock!
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If you do these things I said, we'llget on well...
If you don't, it's yourchoice...
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I hearyou're running awayfromschool, I won't let you!
I hearyou'recheating in exeminations, I won't let you!
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You're playing football in the front garden,
I won't let you! We playbrother...
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You smoke, I won't let you!
Wesmoke brother...
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Haven't I told you nottosmoke!
Teacher Mahmut!
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Hey, Shortythisgag of yours theycallson
of a horseplay, all right?
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Most of the boarderscome fromAnatolia, Sir...
Theirmothersand fathers justturn themoverto usand split.
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Theyjustsend theschool instalments, that'sall...
Theynevercalland inquireaboutthe kids...
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It's notan easytask, you see.
Fora pupilwecash 9.000 Lira.
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Shallwe finance with thisamount his meals,
his bed orhis hygiene?
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Which class is this up there Mr. Principal?
Hababam Class.
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ByGod! Even I got used tocall itthatway;
Last classof Literature.
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Though luck, thattheclass is just overyourhead, Sir...
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Stand firm, you Shorty, I'll breakyourwaist... Come on,
jumpdown Cow, do we have to waittillyou're ready?
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Don'tmiss thisone, pals, Shorty'sgonna die now.
Herecomes flying Cow, pay attention!
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'The imamof the village, feeds thestrawfrom below,
thesmoke risesabove, thisand that howmanydid hescore?! '
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Whatyou doing you overgrown asses!
Attention! To yourplaces...
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Hababam Class is readyforinspection with 26 members.
Sit down, here is not barracks...
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You nasty guys, so you play games in theclass?
Putawaythe books, bring outthesheet; I'lldoa written test...
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Wheredid we putthe physicsquestions now?
Whatare wegonna do now?
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Wedon't knowa shit... If wecan't let him tell his military
storiesand waste time, we'redone...
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I suspectthe blood of those playing gamesand letting
theirteacherwait. When we wereatyourage, on horse backwe...
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werechasing theenemyin Sakarya... Shorty!
With yourhigh permission myPasha... Talk...
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When theGreeks blewup the bridgeatSakarya,
myfatherbrought 3soldiersswimming across...
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Wounded, hungry... Beseated myson, don't cry,
you'll make mecry, too... Such a generation we were...
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Wesaved thiscountrybarefoot, hungrybut
with the faith in here... Hurra, Sir!
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Atthedawn, westarted with the bombardment
to theenemylines... Hurra, Sir, Long live, Sir!
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Atthe head of mytroop, without blinking, I waswaiting for
theorders from the headquarters... Mysoldiers, forward march!
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1... 2... 1... 2... Left... Left...
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Wecan'trecruite young and talented teachersat ourschool...
Wecan'tsatisfytheirfinancialdemands, of course...
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Yes, please...
Allour teachersareold. Thank you.
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Doesn'tthis Hababam Class have
anylesson, Mr. Principal?
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Pasha Nuriwasgoing todoa written physics test,
obviouslythey're wasting the lesson...
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Theenemywasdefeated, Kemal Pasha gave hisorder: Armies
yourfirst destination be the Mediterrenean Sea, march forward!
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Sorry, Sir, I thoughtno lesson wasgoing on.
Wrong, I'm here. I thoughtyou were the physics teacher.
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You're right, ourlesson is physics butwhat
am I doing here? You, getmedown, come here!
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I'matyourservice myPasha... God damn yourPasha,
you were the firstto take me up yourshoulders, weren'tyou?
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Yes, myPasha...
Get back to yourplaces... Get lost!
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Shortystarted theshowand
we'regetting the blame...
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Come up with thesheets,
I'mgonna doa written test. Sir...
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I guess, you haven't gotmuch time left, have you?
Mahmut Beg, I swear, for3 months I couldn'table tocheckthisclass.
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Why, Sir? I don't know. Everytime I tryto
check out, I find myself on shoulders...
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What disturbs me most is Veysel, thedoorman'sshow off... He
says he lets nooneoutwithoutpermission from Teacher Mahmut.
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Lookhowthickthe wallturned outto be!
What can wedoson, nowthatTeacher Mahmut
hasclosed the front doorforgood...
190
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...Then we'llfind ourselvesanotherdoorout. Let himsee
if Hababam Classcan orcannotrun awayfromschool...
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What's happening, then?
Notfinished yet?
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Notmuch more leftnow... You checktheenvirons... Are we
cursed orsomething? Turned intoslaves! Kids, lookatCow...
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Cow, are you running, too?
What do you think?
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Thegirl'swaiting forme in Taksim,
she'll knowme bymyclove...
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All right, the hole'sopened, Come on...
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Kids, Teacher Mahmut's here, don't come...
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Allof thematthe window? Yes...
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They're looking up here, aren'tthey?
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Yes...
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We've made foolsof ourselves...
No prestige in theschoolanymore, too...
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Even thegreenhornsare watching us.
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Bravo, work on... You won't beable to finish
schoolanyway, at leastyou'll learn a profession...
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One has to repairwhat he brokedown... besides,
masonryisn'ta bad profession... Carryon...
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Sit down... Sit down...
What's up? I don't hearyou say anything today...
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I'm impressed byMahmut Beg.
Did he let you repairthe wall, ornot?
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Just lookat us, we'reobject of derision!
Now! Howdoes thesaying go?
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One hand washes theotherif you're
Hababam Class, he is Teacher Mahmut...
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Look, he's really asking fortrouble...
Go nowand perform yournumber
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So you needed someone like
Teacher Mahmut... That's it...
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What's it, did you wantsomething? I am HikmetG�rkem,
oneof the inspectorsof the Ministeryof Education.
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Please Mr. Inspector, come in... Howdo you do kids?
Thank you, Sir! You're welcome...
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So the inspectortrickworked... Yep...
Please takea seat, Mr. Inspector...
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What's theobject of the lesson teacher?
This lesson isabout logic Mr. Inspector.
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Teacher, would you allowif I ask
a fewquestions to the kids?
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Naturally, Mr. Inspector... You! I'm talking to you, son.
Get up, you Cow! Getmoving...
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Are you talking to me? Mr. Inspector...
You lackin understanding, don'tyou, son.
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I'masking you tocomeover,
and you lookatme likea cow.
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Now, he'scalling mea cow, yourmother, I knowher
somehow, but I can'tmake it up... Mr. Inspector...
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Teacher? This kid seems to besome kind of an idiot.
He resemblesa cow. Look, he'sstillcalling mea cow!
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Between ourselves, the matescall him 'Cow', too...
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Comeoverhere... Tell us, son, do thecows possess
logic? Yourfatherisa cow. This is too much, you rude!
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Nowif you allowme, I'mgonna beat him up, teacher.
Goahead, do that, Mr. Inspector, may yourhands be blessed...
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Comeoverhere, you nastyboy, you...
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You lazy guy, you cow! Getto yourplace!
Yourmother... All right?
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Sit down!
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Sorrytodisturb you teacher. Is thatyou Mahmut Beg?
You see, Mr. Inspectorhonoured ourlesson. Mr. Inspector?
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Yes, Sir, Mr. Inspector... That'swhy I'm here teacher,
Mr. Principalwanted to talkto Mr. Inspectorabouta serious matter.
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This time he'll be kicked outforsureand
I'llgetrid of Shortythisway...
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You knowthe punishment of this behaviourisgetting outfrom
school but I won'tpunish you... I understand thatyou're young...
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You havea rightto have fun and laugh, butyou have no rightto take
advantageof the weaknessorhandicapsof a person and humiliate him...
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Especiallyif this person is your teacher... You'll understand
in time whatthis means. Come on, go to yourlesson...
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Writedown, fifth and last question; The
geneticschemeof theevening flower.
Alas, noneof usgottheanswerto
thisquestion, what'llwedo? No idea...
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Beady, knowtheanswerto the last question?
No talking, no looking leftand right, no bending down thedesks.
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Orl'lltakeaway yoursheets... Careful!
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5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0... Begin...
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Don'ttrytocheat... In my 30 yearsasa teachernever
oncegot cheated and neitherwillget cheated in the future...
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Nevergetscheated... �etin... What's up?
Send thesequestions to MotherHafize...
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What have you got, you sick? No, I'm not... Whyweara coat
in thisweather? I'msick, Sir, I'mcold... Get bettersoon...
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Monariza... pull up yourfoot...
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Lookatthat! You Shorty... You've written the notes upsidedown, what
the hellwill I do? Hush! Teacher's looking... You son of an ass...
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Bravo... Lookhowdiligently you're
writing... So, when you learn, itworks.
We worked a lot, teacher, didn't gettosleep, did we?
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Whatare you doing overthere? You see,
got ink on myhands, teacher...
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Son of a dog! He'ssmoking...
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You... Me, teacher? Yes, you, put up yourhands, don'tmove,
you swallowed something... Yes, Sir... I swallowed, a candy...
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Teacher, excuse me, I disturbed... Welcome Mahmut Beg...
You'redoing a written test, I assume... Right, don'tmove!
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They got used tocheat in otherlessons,
but I won't even letthem blinkan
eye. In my 30 yearsof professional life
not even one pupilcould cheatyet...
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Howdare they? Don'tmove. Teacher, I wish you a good lesson.
Thanks... One whocan cheat in mylesson hasn't been born yet...
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And the beansaresodelicious... Teacher, aren'twe
going toeat? I've told you nottocheat.
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Sir, I wonderhowmanydayscan a person go withoutfood?
Threedays, I guess... Fine, then Shortywill bedead tomorrow...
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Ah! Mahmut Beg, couldn'tyou think of anyotherpunishment?
They'lldieof hunger... What if theycheated? Forgive them...
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You stayout of this. No forgiving. They
knowtheirguilty. Mysight isgrowing
darkbyhunger. Keep yourself together,
you'llgetrid of yourextra weight...
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Can onegetsatiated with water? Don't drink
too much, you'llgetthe runson hungrystomach...
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This Teacher Mahmutwill let us havea hard time...
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What'swith you, Fatty? You're frowning allthe time...
I feelterrible. I'mso hungry, I could even eatyou...
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I'lldeceive MotherHafizeand find something toeat.
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You, Domdom, turn it down, willyou... Kikirik, myson,
music is food forthesoul, so listen and getyourstomach full...
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00:32:31,521 --> 00:32:38,723
Whatare you eating �aban? Walnutflavoured sausage,
roasted chickpea... I say, it's tasty. Myfather'ssent it.
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Give mea bit of it, then...
No, lickyourtongue... I'llshowyou!
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00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:49,007
Here... Awhole pot of rice... Good
appetite... You're the motherof mothers,
give mea cheek, then... Come on, don't defile meatthis late hour!
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What's this Ferit? Haven't I told you nottoeatat evenings?
Think of yourstomach... Can oneeatatthis time, I wonder?
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Bettergive me thatpot.
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Ferit... Ferit, wake up... Come on! Is heasleep? He is...
LetthatCowsee, then, whatwe'lldo to him now...
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Aren'tyou asleep yet? We'redying of hunger... Before westealthe
roasted chickpeasof Cow, wecan't go tosleep... Stealthem, do it...
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He'sasleep, isn't he? With his tummyfull,
Cowpassed out. Come on, Baby. Come on, mycalf...
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Come on myCow...
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Fatty, fetch and eat... What'sCow's isours, a pig whodon't devour...
Howfresh they are, myeyesare wide... Here, eatsome, too...
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It'sdone...
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Stop... Givesome to us, myson...
What's that? As if weopened a shop here.
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Eat less, savea little, getyourself some toothpaste.
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Don't getangrysosoon!
As if we'd eaten yourtoothpaste!
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Come on, son, you're using the tapsincean hour.
Justshaving. I thoughtweshaved atweekends.
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Hey, kids look, who's here...
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Whatare you laughing atatthisearlyhour... I'm not
awake yet, anyway. You'reso pretty, darling.
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Whatare you painting yourlipswith?
Lookin the mirroryourself, you Lord of cucumbers.
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Which son of a bitch did this to me!?
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Good morning mydearest�aban... Morning...
Whydon'tyou get up! It's breakfasttime...
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I don'twantto... I think, I'm ill,
feeling a fatigueorsomething...
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I have fever. Cow'sgot ill, he'sgotfever. Letmesee.
Myoh my. You sweated so much, the bed isallwet.
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Don'ttakeawaythecovers, you son of a bitch, I'mcold...
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Teacher Mahmut'son hisway...
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What's this? It'sso late,
haven't been down to breakfastyet...
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Wonderful, the junior'sstill in bed. Teacher, I can't get up.
Why? Something seems to have happened in the night...
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I see! Whydramatizeso much?
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Firsttime? Firsttime, Sir... I seem to have peed...
What, have you wetted yourself atthisage? Yes...
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Eatslowly, myson, you'llchoke. I won't. He's
compensating forthe hungerlastnight, teacher.
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True, but if you goon like this,
you'llsuffermuch more from hunger.
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Butyou're too harsh, Sir. Am I? And how...
Teacher, if you don'tmind, I'd asksomething. Goahead...
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Why are you staying atschoolovernight, Sir?
You don't like it, do you?
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You're right, sir.
Don'tyou havea home, Sir? No.
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Sorry, Sir... Aren'tyou married orsomething? I'm not...
I had nochance, neithertogetmarried, norto have kids.
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Butwhy, Sir? Because I spentmywhole life trying
to makesomething out of guys like you.
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On topof that, I don't even knowif I did right
orwrong? Come on, good appetite...
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00:37:27,071 --> 00:37:30,992
Lookatthose roasted chickpeas! Each one likea hazelnut...
That'swhattheycallfool's peas.
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Help yourself �aban. These peasareShorty's...
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He's hidden them in hiscupboard. Stole them in theevening...
So he hides them in thecupboard, does he?
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...Traitor, letmeeatthem before theeyesof that cucumber...
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00:37:43,117 --> 00:37:49,799
It'ssodelicious toeatfool's peas... You stole them from
a fool, too? No! Stole them froma cow.
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In this years knowledgecontest
we're paired with a girls'college.
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God! Thegirls'recoming, bro...
Lookatthat luck! We've made it...
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You thinkso... Teacher Mahmut haselected thecompetitors
from thescienceclass... I don't believe this!
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00:38:04,005 --> 00:38:06,165
Are you nuts?
Every yearwe take partin thecontest...
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What does he thinkhe'sdoing, this Teacher Mahmut...
303
00:38:08,406 --> 00:38:12,288
Why are you mad atmeanyway?
Goand solve yourproblemswith Teacher Mahmut.
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00:38:13,528 --> 00:38:15,689
Kids! They'recoming thisway...
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00:38:24,172 --> 00:38:25,773
What'llwedo now?
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Teacher Mahmut has burned us!
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00:38:31,535 --> 00:38:39,298
Congratulations, we hearthat
you're taking partin thecontest...
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00:38:39,298 --> 00:38:42,299
Nodear, I don'tthinkthey'll makesuch a mistake...
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00:38:43,219 --> 00:38:47,621
No way, they'resosmartkids...
Aren'tthey? You hooligans you...
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Oneof the most beatifulexemplesof poetic meterin our
poetryis master Yahya Kemal's thesilentship...
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If time hascome to liftanchorfrom thedays
mefail�n, mefail�... You tell us now...
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Aship leaves forth from this harbour... Ferit! Yes, Sir. What're
you doing there? Letme hearyou read Yahya Kemal's thesilentship...
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I thinkyou're wrong, Sir... H�meyra sings thesilentship.
There's nosingercalled Yahya Kemal...
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MayGod punish you, you ass... Sit down!
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You read it Necmi... I will, Sir...
Itseems, many a departed is
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happywith theirplace, many a year
passed by. Noone'scoming back...
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00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:48,764
You immoralguy... Are we in a puborsomething? Sit down!
May you getworse, you son of an ass...
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00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:51,765
�aban, whatare you murmuring overthere?
You get upand read it...
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00:39:52,365 --> 00:40:10,052
Whatam I gonna read? Mefulu, mefail�... Kefal�tl�, I'm itchy...
Meful�... There'ssomething on myback! Fail�tt�n...
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I'llthinkaboutthe motherof thisShorty... Mefak�l�...
What have you put on myback, you guys?
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00:40:17,454 --> 00:40:21,336
It's harmless... Ascorpion!
There'sa scorpion on myback, Sir.
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00:40:21,376 --> 00:40:28,859
What, a scorpion? Get out of thoseclothes... Undress... Itstung...
Itstung I guess, I'mdying... Itstung me, Sir...
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00:40:30,939 --> 00:40:41,463
Leave meful� asideand get undressed son. Help him. Sir, this is
justa horsefly... Letmesee... Nota horseflythough, a cowfly...
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00:40:42,824 --> 00:40:48,906
What's this! Wecan't enjoy a smokeanymore...
Nevermind, myson, Kikirikiswatching thedoor...
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00:40:49,786 --> 00:40:55,148
Kikirik, myson. What is it? Whatare you doing here?
Watching thedoor, myson. Shut upand don'tfallasleep,
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He'llalmostfall into the holeof the john
just because he'safraid...
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00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:05,472
And I willflush, thereby getting rid of you... Lookat
here! The biggestwomanizerof ourclass. Wild man of mine...
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00:41:05,552 --> 00:41:15,676
I'll havea smoke hereand read a letter. Don'twanttoget
disturbed, understood? Gota letterfrom mysweetie, you see...
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00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:19,958
Kids! Teacher Mahmut'son hisway,
throwaway yoursmokes.
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00:42:00,533 --> 00:42:07,295
Get out of there, whatare you up to? LookShorty...
Stop pretending you're Mahmut, the bald. If I comeout, yourmother...
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00:42:07,335 --> 00:42:12,577
Effendi... Put outthat cigarette...
Haven't I told you nottosmoke?
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You cucumber, I only getfooled once.
Letme read myletterin peace.
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00:42:17,899 --> 00:42:27,903
I'm telling you toget outand blowoff that cigarette.
Lookhowleisurelythe immoralguyis...
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00:42:27,943 --> 00:42:30,904
Shorty you asked fortrouble... Teacher Mahmut!
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Sit down.
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00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:46,470
These kidscame up to meand told me, Sir, wedon't
wantto take partin the knowledgecontest.
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00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:54,153
I urged them to tellthe truth buttheydidn'tsay a word.
Obviously you threatened yourfriends.
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00:42:54,513 --> 00:43:00,355
I'masking again in yourpresence... Did thoseguys
threaten you? No, Sir, theydidn't.
339
00:43:03,356 --> 00:43:09,959
These kidswillgo to thecontest. Don'ttryto put
any pressureon them, this time I'll hurtyou worse.
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00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:18,842
Look. At 5o'clocksharp, we'll meetatthe pier.
All right? Yourholywarmaybe blessed fellows...
341
00:43:19,562 --> 00:43:27,285
We'll breakschoolon such a waythat it
will be up to the fameof the Hababam Class.
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00:43:27,325 --> 00:43:31,167
LetTeacher Mahmutsee the Hababam Class...
Attention! Ready! March forward!
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Forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellow,
forhe'sa jolly good fellooow...
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00:43:42,171 --> 00:43:46,252
Platoon stop... And maywe knowwhere you aregoing?
Open thedoor, Veysel Effendi...
345
00:43:46,292 --> 00:43:50,374
...with theordersof Mahmut Hodja,
we'reon ourwaytosalute the president of Uganda.
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We hearand obey. Attheceremonystamp your
feetwell, kids. Letmesee you. Ready! March!
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00:43:58,857 --> 00:44:13,903
Forhe'sa jolly good fellow, forhe'sa jolly good fellow,
forhe'sa jolly good fellooow...
348
00:44:15,223 --> 00:44:32,429
Sit down. I listen and don't herea word. Howwas thesaying?
If you can't beatthem, join them... See
howMahmut Beg got on with you?
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00:44:32,990 --> 00:44:38,472
God bless you, Mahmut Beg, you surecalmed down
that Hababam Class... Sir, I haven't doneanything.
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00:44:38,512 --> 00:44:41,473
What elseshould you do, just listen to thesilence...
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It'sas if they're notatschool... Thanks to you we're
having a peacefultime. Theyneverweresosilent in the past.
352
00:44:48,075 --> 00:44:54,558
Mahmut Beg. Goon teacher. I suspectthe Hababam
Class isn'tat its place. I don't understand...
353
00:44:54,598 --> 00:44:57,559
I swear, I checked thedeskswith
myhand and couldn'tfind a soul.
354
00:44:57,959 --> 00:45:03,001
Welcome you lions... Was ita nice walk?
Hasn'tTeacher Mahmut inquired about us? No...
355
00:45:03,921 --> 00:45:10,284
I told him he had sentthe kids to meetthe president
of whoknowswhat, and he told me, hedid.
356
00:45:10,324 --> 00:45:12,284
Whyhasn't hecome to meet us, then?
357
00:45:12,564 --> 00:45:17,886
We're upagainsta newtrick of Teacher Mahmut, bros.
Stayfirm. He's insulted us...
358
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:26,610
Look, Teacher Mahmut'son thestairs...
359
00:45:31,852 --> 00:45:38,774
Welcome... And have you seen the president of Uganda,
kids? How's hedoing? Hesentyou his regards, Sir.
360
00:45:38,774 --> 00:45:46,817
Thank you. So today you had much fresh airand fun. Of course, there's
gonna be a price forthis. The weekend allallowancesarecancelled...
361
00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:53,580
Lookatthat! All peopleareout having fun.
Wish I'd beon thatship, too.
362
00:45:54,660 --> 00:46:00,382
There, give me those binoculars. Look,
somestrangersareescorting theirgirlfriends...
363
00:46:02,063 --> 00:46:05,544
Folksare moving outto Kadik�y and we're
heredozing away. Though luck!
364
00:46:05,584 --> 00:46:12,587
Imagine, with thegirl hanging in yourarm, you're wandering...
I wasgoing to thediscoand Osman was...
365
00:46:12,627 --> 00:46:15,268
...bringing in 3girls... Nowhe's leftalone likea stock...
366
00:46:15,348 --> 00:46:20,590
Lastweekthis time I wasgoing to the island.
If nothing else, I feelsorryforthe footballgame.
367
00:46:20,590 --> 00:46:23,591
You cruelwoman, why'd you make me
waitfor3 hours in Taksimsquare?
368
00:46:23,991 --> 00:46:28,433
Whatare you writing, you Cow?
Writing a letterto mysweetheart.
369
00:46:28,993 --> 00:46:34,875
What is this you Groom? Atthisearlyhour.
Today I must getawayforsure, poorgirlwould die worrying.
370
00:46:35,515 --> 00:46:43,758
And myhead'scracking forlack of a smoke... It's nineo'clock, and
you'restill in bed like the wretched... Get up forbreakfast. Come on.
371
00:46:43,798 --> 00:46:48,280
Wecan't eata bite MotherHafize. We'lldieof hunger.
ThiswayTeacher Mahmutwill be rid us.
372
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:53,002
ForGod'ssake, what kind of talkis this? We have
nocigarettes, if wedon'tsmokeaftereating, we'lldie.
373
00:46:53,002 --> 00:46:56,803
That'swhywedon't eat...
If you get uscigarettes, we'lleat.
374
00:46:56,843 --> 00:47:03,086
If wedon'tsmoke, wedie. They'llgivea heartattack...
All right... I'llgoand getsome...
375
00:47:47,502 --> 00:47:54,305
MyGod sanctifyMotherHafize, yourfaithful
servant in this universe. Amen!
376
00:47:54,345 --> 00:47:58,306
Protect us from theevilof our
vice principal, Mahmut, the bald.
377
00:47:58,346 --> 00:48:03,548
Deliverhimapartfrom ussoon... Amen!
378
00:48:04,429 --> 00:48:08,110
Inhale forthespirit of thecruel Bald...
Inhaleand let yourlungscelebrate...
379
00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:11,191
Lookatthis, this Bald has turned us into mice...
380
00:48:11,831 --> 00:48:16,233
Slowdown you dudes! We'llget caught...
Noonecan catch us in thisattic.
381
00:48:18,034 --> 00:48:22,755
Theonlything you've left is to fire theschool...
You won'tsmoke, haven't I told you so?!
382
00:48:23,196 --> 00:48:30,238
We'readdicted to it, Sir, what can wedo... We
got used to it once, Sir... Yes, they're used to it...
383
00:48:31,679 --> 00:48:36,681
If I don'tsmoke I suffera nervous breakdown, Sir...
It'seasyson, we'lltake you to the madhouse.
384
00:48:37,641 --> 00:48:42,123
If you turn thisShortyto the madhouse,
I'llgive upsmoking, Sir, it'sa promise...
385
00:48:44,403 --> 00:48:47,124
Who brought you thesecigarettes?
386
00:48:49,685 --> 00:48:54,407
Who broughtthem, I'msaying? I'llfind him.
387
00:49:00,890 --> 00:49:02,930
Where's Ferit kids?
388
00:49:05,331 --> 00:49:12,174
I asked you something... He'ssickin bed... He is indeed!
I brought up his meal, but hedidn't eat it, he had fever...
389
00:49:12,214 --> 00:49:16,816
So he'ssick! Are you sick, too?
390
00:49:20,377 --> 00:49:25,419
So you're talking to your teacher.
What have I done to you kids?
391
00:49:25,419 --> 00:49:28,300
You ran awayfromschool, as if you were joking...
392
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:33,542
Should I greetyou?
Don't lookatmeas if I werean enemy!
393
00:49:34,382 --> 00:49:38,544
All mylife my pupils looked atme thisway I'm used to it...
394
00:49:39,384 --> 00:49:45,026
I, on theotherside, tried to teach them beatifulthings,
tried toshowthem the rightway.
395
00:49:45,786 --> 00:49:50,548
Butwhen I lookback,
I see that I haven't been thatsuccessful.
396
00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:54,750
Mywhole life I exeusted bybeing banned fromone
cornerof Anatolia toanother...
397
00:49:55,230 --> 00:50:01,872
Everytime I punished a pupilfora wrong hedid
I was faced eitherwith an intolerant, prominentparent...
398
00:50:02,553 --> 00:50:06,394
Ora man fromadministration
who told me I had gone too far.
399
00:50:07,434 --> 00:50:13,837
Whereasall I wanted was this kids learning
responsibility and doing theirtask.
400
00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:21,880
Itwasenough forme to be happy.
But it didn't happen... I wasted mylife fornothing...
401
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:29,042
It's hard forme toconfess I waswrong
atthisage... Myremaining days...
402
00:50:29,042 --> 00:50:37,246
I willspend bytrying to teach my pupils, that's you,
the wrightand the beautiful, just like before.
403
00:50:38,006 --> 00:50:40,887
Even if I don't haveanyhope...
404
00:50:42,247 --> 00:50:47,329
Whydid you run away, son? Lookatyou,
people willthinkthat dogsgotyou...
405
00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:57,853
Why? I thinkyou have yourreasons.
Yes, Sir. Tell me then. I can't...
406
00:50:58,413 --> 00:51:02,975
If you tell, I'llforgive you.
I understand, but I can't, Sir.
407
00:51:03,015 --> 00:51:08,017
Verywell... Myhandsare bound...
Tilltheend of term, yourleavesarecancelled...
408
00:51:08,377 --> 00:51:13,859
On saturdaysand sundays you'll keep mecompany...
I'll run away again, Sir, I have to...
409
00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:16,860
And I have to keep you from running away, son...
410
00:51:17,581 --> 00:51:24,543
Lookhowhandsome hegot... Give itto me, please...
Feritthisdoesn't looklike you atall, man.
411
00:51:24,583 --> 00:51:26,544
Like mother, likeson...
412
00:51:27,824 --> 00:51:34,707
Howhe'sgrown since lasttime... He's 5 monthsold...
Now, is thischild yours, then?
413
00:51:34,787 --> 00:51:38,188
Of course, mine, whoelse's...
I pitythe poorgirl! Say, an accident happened,
414
00:51:38,188 --> 00:51:41,189
she's married a cucumberlike that,
at least don't getanykids!
415
00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:45,031
MayGod punish you... Don'tpoke you nose
into things you don't understand...
416
00:51:45,031 --> 00:51:47,032
Yourfatherdoesn't knowaboutthe kid, does he?
417
00:51:47,032 --> 00:51:49,633
What kid?
Hedoesn't even know I'm married...
418
00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:57,595
Attention! Thecommander's here...
Beseated. Putawaythe books...
419
00:51:57,595 --> 00:52:01,597
Come up with thesheets,
I'lldoa written test...
420
00:52:02,197 --> 00:52:07,319
Sir! If neccessarywe'llgaldly give up
ourlives forourcountry...
421
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:14,962
We, who are theoffspring of a generation coming
from KaziOsman Pasha, Plovdiv...
422
00:52:15,002 --> 00:52:17,963
Zeytinburnu, Prince's Islands, Moda...
423
00:52:18,643 --> 00:52:29,527
Wecoming froma generation from its nose... Come on, cry you rascal!
Cry... Don'twaste yourtime, I'lldo the test... Bring outthesheets...
424
00:52:29,567 --> 00:52:35,970
We'resuch a generation, that... Such a
generation has neverbeen witnessed.
425
00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:39,971
Shut up, you and yourgeneration...
Whateveryou do, I won't give up the test...
426
00:52:40,011 --> 00:52:42,732
I promised to Teacher Mahmut...
Bring outthesheets...
427
00:52:43,573 --> 00:52:47,374
This yearspring'scomeearly... From nowon we'll have
thegymnastics lessonsout in thegarden...
428
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:49,335
That'll be nice, Sir...
429
00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:59,699
What kind of an outfit is this Hafize Khanum?
It's the kidsseem to havea show... What's itto you.
430
00:52:59,699 --> 00:53:02,700
Theycouldn'tfind a woman, so theytell me to playthe role.
431
00:53:04,020 --> 00:53:10,183
What kind of a showis it? Historicalshow...
What do you play? I'm the wifeof Mahmut IV, the bald...
432
00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:17,825
His Exellency, ourSultan, ourSir, Mahmut,
the bald hasdecreed...
433
00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:26,309
Is thisso, what has His Highnessdecreed then?
Whoeversmokes tobacco in public, he be beheaded...
434
00:53:26,909 --> 00:53:35,872
OurSultan hasgone too far... Smokeon gentlemen, smoke...
Hey! You bachelors... Don'tyou feelembarrassed, ashamed?
435
00:53:37,273 --> 00:53:43,195
In the Presenceof a shrewd and bald Sultan,
Mahmutyou dare tosmoke tobacco.
436
00:53:43,195 --> 00:53:45,796
Don'tyou letmybald head getangry, beware!
437
00:53:45,836 --> 00:53:51,558
Even if you get into the holeof the john, or
hide in theattic, I'llcatch you...
438
00:53:53,519 --> 00:54:00,041
What is it kids? Sir, we'regetting readyfortheshowat
theend of the term... Whatare thesecigarettes in yourhands?
439
00:54:00,561 --> 00:54:04,803
You knowSir, there'sa Sultan in historywho
forbadesmoking. It's himwe're rendering.
440
00:54:04,843 --> 00:54:11,485
I see... Are you theSultan?
Yes, I'm Mahmut Fourth, the Bald.
441
00:54:11,966 --> 00:54:19,608
I like yourpreparing a historicalspectacle... But in the
Ottoman Empire there is nosuch Sultan as Mahmutthe Fourth.
442
00:54:21,249 --> 00:54:27,691
Theone forbidding thecigarette is Muratthe Forth...
Moreover, Muratthe Fourth wasn't bald...
443
00:54:28,052 --> 00:54:30,893
All right? Do you agree?
444
00:54:31,453 --> 00:54:37,015
Let's testyourhistorical knowledge then...
Takeoff thesheets...
445
00:54:41,457 --> 00:54:45,818
Question 1 Theepoch of Muratthe Fourth...
446
00:54:58,783 --> 00:55:02,464
Whereare you throwing it, you rascal!
Cow, a girl hascomeasking foryou.
447
00:55:02,504 --> 00:55:06,146
You say, a girl hascome? Don'tputmeon...
I swear, she'swaiting foryou...
448
00:55:06,226 --> 00:55:11,508
Where isshe? We've hidden herin the back garden.
She waited in Taksim, when you didn'tshowup,
449
00:55:11,948 --> 00:55:14,429
Take me to mydarling, quick...
Come on... Walk...
450
00:55:24,152 --> 00:55:31,075
Where is mydarling, then? Hiding behind us...
Getawayfrom thegirl. Leave mealone with mydarling...
451
00:55:31,555 --> 00:55:34,476
He's right, kids.
Let's leave himalone with hisdarling...
452
00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:38,078
You Shorty...
453
00:55:38,798 --> 00:55:49,202
Muratthe Fourth did 2attacks to Persia... Writecarefully.
With Revan Campaign, being the 1st, East Anatolia
454
00:55:50,002 --> 00:55:56,284
Bagdad Campaign, being the 2nd... Groom, myson, you're
dictating word byword, butwillTeacher Mahmutnotfind thisout?
455
00:55:56,284 --> 00:55:59,966
Let him find out, it's better!
He won't beable to prove itand getmad...
456
00:56:00,326 --> 00:56:05,048
But howwillyou change whatwe're writing with
theactualtestsheet? You just leave itto me...
457
00:56:50,305 --> 00:56:53,786
Look, sitsilentlytillthecontest'sover, OK?
Afterwardswe'llcomeand solve the problems...
458
00:56:54,346 --> 00:57:00,909
I gotthem fromAto K... And I gotthem from Kto Z, don't let
us blowit. Mymy, what uproaris this? There'sa party upstairs.
459
00:57:02,029 --> 00:57:06,271
Theycrammed us in here, and are rallying upstairs...
The job'sgetting started... You ready? Weare...
460
00:57:07,751 --> 00:57:10,912
Worthyteachersand dearpupils...
461
00:57:17,235 --> 00:57:21,836
Welcome to theannual knowledge
contestforcolleges...
462
00:57:22,597 --> 00:57:26,798
I'm inviting thegirls'college team to thestage
463
00:57:42,764 --> 00:57:44,645
And now I'm inviting the
boys'college team...
464
00:57:49,887 --> 00:57:53,328
Hababam... bam. Bam. Bam.
465
00:58:06,453 --> 00:58:11,655
I take ityou knowthe rulesof thecontest...
WedoSir... We too, Sir...
466
00:58:11,695 --> 00:58:19,098
We'restarting thecontest. First,
thequestion of the boys'college... Worth 20 points.
467
00:58:19,138 --> 00:58:22,099
Who is Ibrahim, the Printer,
what did heachieve? You got 30seconds...
468
00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:31,062
Goon, find it... Ibrahim the Printeris the founderof the Turkish
pressand he broughtthe firstprinting machine to Turkey... Exectly...
469
00:58:32,863 --> 00:58:38,985
Ibrahim the Printeris the firstTurkish
printer. He imported the firstprinting machine.
And he founded a paperfactoryin Yalova.
470
00:58:39,025 --> 00:58:44,907
Apartfrom that he worked as translatorforHungarian
King Rakuciwhoapplied forasylum to the Turks...
471
00:58:45,267 --> 00:58:48,069
Yourexplanation issatisfactory.
You got 20 points...
472
00:58:51,230 --> 00:58:58,953
Those who wantmore information can lookup page 1912,
section 3of the magazine, Historyof theOttomans, M'am...
473
00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:03,754
Forward... Hababam...
474
00:59:06,235 --> 00:59:08,596
And now I'm reading thequestion of thegirls'college...
475
00:59:09,797 --> 00:59:18,760
The humof thespeakers is intolerable! The voiceof girls
isshrillthat'swhy. I wonderif thegirlsare pretty...
476
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:24,202
I don'tthinkso... Theyfailed! Getready!
Howmanymeters make up 1 mile? I gotthe letterM...
477
00:59:24,202 --> 00:59:27,763
1 mile 1609 meters... Correct...
478
00:59:29,484 --> 00:59:35,046
In addition to that, 1 mile is 5280foot, and
1 square mile is 2590square kilometers, M'am.
479
00:59:35,086 --> 00:59:39,048
That question isover.
Extra knowledgedoesn't doanyharm, M'am.
480
00:59:45,490 --> 00:59:52,853
What is thecapitolof SaudiArabia? Mecca...
Wrong... Thecorrectansweris Riad... Yourquestion...
481
00:59:54,093 --> 01:00:04,137
What is theothernameof X rays? Whodiscovered them?
Speakup, Domdom, nothing's heard...
482
01:00:04,177 --> 01:00:09,819
I didn't hear, did you saysomething? No...
Thesound isgone forgood, bro, I don't hearanything...
483
01:00:10,379 --> 01:00:20,183
Muddle through, Cow... Sir, Roentgen isan apparatuswhich shows
peoples' inside... There'ssomething elsecalled voyeurism, of course...
484
01:00:20,223 --> 01:00:23,184
Roentgen... Therearea lot of voyeuristsaround...
485
01:00:23,904 --> 01:00:28,106
Yourtime is up, nocorrectanswer...
Nevermind.
486
01:00:29,306 --> 01:00:35,709
What isSama? It'sa ritualwhich Mevlevi
Dervishes perform byrotating. Correct...
487
01:00:41,791 --> 01:00:48,874
Who is the president of Zaire? Whythe hellare
you looking atme? Am I the president of Zaire?
488
01:00:50,034 --> 01:00:56,957
The president of Zaire is... Muhammad AliClay...
Clay... Yes... Incorrect...
489
01:00:56,997 --> 01:01:02,439
Yourquestion...
Are you sleeping guys, we'rescrewing up...
490
01:01:02,479 --> 01:01:07,480
Whodiscovered penicillin and in the
treatment of which diseases is itapplied?
491
01:01:07,761 --> 01:01:10,682
Can you hearanything? No... We're blown...
492
01:01:10,722 --> 01:01:13,723
Don't get demoralised, fixit.
Where have you putthecurrencychecker?
493
01:01:13,723 --> 01:01:20,325
Teacher Mahmut... Getawayfrom there!
Letme havea look...
494
01:01:24,287 --> 01:01:31,569
Lindberg, he's the firsttocross the Atlantic in a plane for2...
Correct, with thatyourpoints rise to 130...
495
01:01:35,291 --> 01:01:39,372
What'sglucose? You said glucose, haven'tyou?
Was it glucose you said?
496
01:01:41,373 --> 01:01:49,256
All right, teacher, itworks. Itworks... Hypnotism
is theartof making peoplesleep bysuggestion.
497
01:01:49,296 --> 01:01:52,257
Correct! I kindly askyou to
add another10 points up there.
498
01:01:55,298 --> 01:02:01,701
No need forovationsdearies,
we'reonlytrying to live up to yourfavour.
499
01:02:01,741 --> 01:02:04,702
Look, Teacher Mahmut isn'tat his place... Becareful...
500
01:02:05,662 --> 01:02:11,384
Ok, don'tworry, just do yourjob... Thus the
boys'collegegotfirst of it'sgroup...
501
01:02:17,707 --> 01:02:22,949
Sit down... Good morning...
Good morning, Sir
502
01:02:28,231 --> 01:02:34,833
I congratulate you forthe forgery and bullying you
demostrated atthe knowledgecontest.
503
01:02:35,633 --> 01:02:40,715
Wecongratulate you, too, Sir... Forrepairing theequipment...
I did ittosave the honourof ourschool...
504
01:02:40,755 --> 01:02:49,038
...nottoconformwith you. I haven'ttold anything to the
principalyet. Itwould make nodifferenceeven if you did, Sir.
505
01:02:50,119 --> 01:02:56,001
Hecan't kickusout... From9 liras perperson weamountto the
added sumof 235thousand Lira... Let'schange thissubject!
506
01:02:58,362 --> 01:03:05,925
As to the punismentforyourwrongdoings...
The leavesof allof you arecancelled tilltheend of term...
507
01:03:05,965 --> 01:03:08,926
Thus you will keepcompanyto Ferit
and meon the weekends...
508
01:03:09,446 --> 01:03:17,409
If we nowcome to the written test I did theotherday...
Have read them, Sir? I thinkyou havechanged the papers...
509
01:03:18,369 --> 01:03:26,372
Butas you didn't get caught, the test is valid.
I marked 10forthe wholeclass... Thank you, Sir...
510
01:03:26,852 --> 01:03:34,055
But�aban picked a 2... Why, Sir, I alsocopied the book
verbally. Butyou've missed 4commas...
511
01:03:35,016 --> 01:03:39,057
I don't believe this, oris ita dream?
512
01:03:39,097 --> 01:03:45,099
Hafize Khanum... You're theonly person who's
gotthe keyto this room, aren'tyou? Yes, Sir
513
01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:49,061
From nowon, I'll keep it... Understood?
It'sobeyed, Mr. VicePrincipal.
514
01:03:49,101 --> 01:03:52,062
Thisway you won't beable to
change the testsheetsagain...
515
01:03:52,102 --> 01:03:57,424
I swear, Mr. Vice principal...
Shut up, don'tswear... I knowyou'vedone it.
516
01:03:57,464 --> 01:04:03,466
You broughtthem thecigarettes, too.
Are you awareof the harm you done to these kids?
517
01:04:03,986 --> 01:04:07,788
I won't do itagain, Sir... I repent. Maymyhands have been
broken that I didn't complywith them.
518
01:04:07,828 --> 01:04:09,788
I'll kickyou out of thisschool...
519
01:04:09,828 --> 01:04:17,511
I'll kiss yourhandsand feet, Mr. Vice
principal... Don'ttake meawayfrom
mykids, I can't do withoutthem. I promise, I won't even go nearthem...
520
01:04:18,752 --> 01:04:25,194
I have to let you knowwith regrets, son. Yourfather
senta letter. Hesays his businessdeteriorated a lot lately...
521
01:04:25,234 --> 01:04:35,038
Does this mean myfatherhasn'tpaid
theschoolfee? Yes... Actually I could
manage you tilltheend of term butthe
business isgoing downhill, anyway...
522
01:04:35,478 --> 01:04:40,440
So whatwill happen Mr. Principal?
You'll leave theschooltomorrow...
523
01:04:45,802 --> 01:04:49,443
Thatmeans, if ourfee isdelayed fora month,
the bosswillthrowusoutthedoor...
524
01:04:49,483 --> 01:04:53,485
Myfatherdoesn't delaythe paymentfora singleday, I hope it
got hung up in the post orsomething, that I might getthrown out.
525
01:04:53,685 --> 01:04:57,446
Theythrowoutpupilswho learn, and people
like you and meare kept byforce...
526
01:05:00,527 --> 01:05:05,169
What's that? You immediatelystarted to packup...
What's theshit? In a hurry?
527
01:05:05,209 --> 01:05:08,891
The bosssaid, I should leave theschooltomorrow...
Nevermind, you're rid of itall...
528
01:05:08,971 --> 01:05:13,932
I wish itwasourlastnight, too... Actually I'm
sadderthat I'll beawayfrom you...
529
01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:23,536
That'sallthe money I got, enjoyit Beady...
530
01:05:28,218 --> 01:05:34,980
Itamounts to608 Lira and 75 Kurush...
Shameon us! Lookatthecash coming out of
the pocketsof the legendaryHababam Class.
531
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:38,502
Youra masterof vileness,
why are you still, ShortyEffendi
532
01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:47,105
The brainsof theson of an assareon holiday...
Kids, I found a solution; we'llcollecttributes...
533
01:05:47,145 --> 01:05:52,107
May you live long with yourbrains... The Hababam
Classcashes in tributes, anything against it?
534
01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:19,717
So nowyourupto banditry? I'llshowyou howtributesare
collected. You would begangsters... Tell me, whydid you do this?
535
01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:28,080
Notasa hobby, Sir... So! Whata pity! You didn't do itasa hobby,
did you, I'msorryforyou. Itmeans you needed money.
536
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:37,043
Tell me, whydid you do this?
Wecan'ttellyou the reason, Sir.
537
01:06:38,324 --> 01:06:42,766
Have you heard what happened Mahmut Beg?
Yes, Mr. Principal. I was just doing an investigation on the issue.
538
01:06:43,006 --> 01:06:49,928
Theytookfrom thisguy100 Lira by
force. And theybeat him up because
he resisted. Supposedlytheywanted
tocollecttheschoolfeeof theirmate...
539
01:06:50,528 --> 01:06:59,692
I don't get it. The issue isclearnevertheless,
Mr. Principal. Leave the rest upon me.
Teach those hooligansa lesson Mahmut Beg...
540
01:07:00,212 --> 01:07:07,695
Beating upsomeone in theschool, robbing
people, letthem knowwat itamounts to...
And you, wait outside forme...
541
01:07:12,657 --> 01:07:20,940
So you werecollecting the moneyforyourfriend to leave
theschool. Whyhaven'tyou told me?
Wedidn'twantto humiliateourfriend, Sir...
542
01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,261
Is thatso!
543
01:07:29,943 --> 01:07:35,425
Puta smileon yourfaces! Whydo you frown as if in a funeral?
Can one laugh forcibly, you cucumber?
544
01:07:35,425 --> 01:07:39,307
Whydon'tyou smilea little
instead of telling us...
545
01:07:42,908 --> 01:07:52,592
Is this the waysend himaway... Shortlybeforegetting his
diploma. Where's Beady? He wentto kiss the hand of Teacher Mahmut...
546
01:07:53,552 --> 01:07:56,033
He'll be backshortly...
547
01:08:02,435 --> 01:08:08,838
Beady... OK, so long... I'm not going... You're not going?
No, Teacher Mahmut has paid mytuition. Teacher Mahmut?
548
01:08:10,158 --> 01:08:13,439
Letmesee... What is it Ferit?
549
01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:20,002
Sir, I came to thankforwhatyou did forBeady.
Thank you so much...
550
01:08:21,242 --> 01:08:23,163
OK.
551
01:08:24,523 --> 01:08:32,646
Sir... What is itthis time? There'sa girl, Sir... I know... One
could tellthe way you climbed the walls... It's not like that, Sir.
552
01:08:34,047 --> 01:08:37,648
I'm married... What? Married?
553
01:08:38,849 --> 01:08:46,612
Yes... Besides, myfamilydoesn't know. If my
fatherknew, he'd refuse me.
554
01:08:46,612 --> 01:08:50,493
Whydid you tell me then?
Don't know, I thoughtyou'd understand.
555
01:08:50,533 --> 01:08:56,375
Does herfamilyknow? She has no relatives, Sir.
Howdoessheearns herlife? She works in a company...
556
01:08:56,415 --> 01:09:01,057
She found a woman who takes
careof the kid during theday.
557
01:09:01,137 --> 01:09:09,020
The kid, you said? Yes, Sir, I havea daughter, too...
5 monthsold... So you also havea child. What have you done, son?
558
01:09:09,060 --> 01:09:16,063
I love her, Sir... All right, you haveallowance fortoday...
Sir, I didn'ttellthese things togeta leave... Are you againstme?
559
01:09:17,943 --> 01:09:28,307
Hoorah, hey... Ah! Now...
Tomorrow's too late... Now, at once.
560
01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:36,910
Why you laughing, guys? Forget it, I won't
get dressed asa woman. To hellwith yourshow...
561
01:09:36,950 --> 01:09:39,912
Itwasso beatiful! Why are you sosour?
562
01:09:40,472 --> 01:09:45,914
Whydid thisShortylaugh, then? If thisguylaughs,
there'ssomething in it... I swear, there's nothing in it...
563
01:09:45,954 --> 01:09:49,395
I laughed, because I liked it...
I don't understand, I won't be a woman...
564
01:09:49,395 --> 01:09:51,396
If you like itso much, be mywife then...
Whata Cowyou are!
565
01:09:51,476 --> 01:09:53,116
Groom, lookatthatnow!
566
01:09:56,118 --> 01:09:59,079
What's in this basket?
Has thesisterin lawsentmeatballs?
567
01:09:59,119 --> 01:10:02,040
Don't letmestartfrom the
meatballsof thesisterin law!
568
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,041
I see, you'vegot beaten by yourwife...
569
01:10:06,441 --> 01:10:12,124
This isa babycrying!
Baby? Now, whydid you bring herhere?
570
01:10:12,564 --> 01:10:20,887
Mywife had things todo in Izmir, I had to bring herhere...
No maid? The woman ran away. She found the wages too low...
571
01:10:21,447 --> 01:10:26,129
Payme the wages, and see how I
takecareof you... No time to joke, Cow...
572
01:10:26,169 --> 01:10:30,170
Couldn'tyou leave herwith the neighbours upstairs?
Wecouldn't, theirkid'sgotmumps...
573
01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:36,293
Whydo you askthesegod damned questions?
If I had anychance, do you think I'd broughtthis trouble here?
574
01:10:36,613 --> 01:10:40,574
Howlong does yourwife
stayin Izmir? 3days...
575
01:10:40,574 --> 01:10:47,497
Don't lookatme like fools!
We'lltakecareof herfor3days, no use...
576
01:10:47,537 --> 01:10:50,018
Whyisshecrying Ferit?
Howdo I know...
577
01:10:50,098 --> 01:10:58,861
Ah sweetie, letme takecareof you, Come on...
don't crydearie. Whata sweetthing this is...
578
01:10:59,621 --> 01:11:03,423
You'llsurelycause me to havea heartattack,
I swear, you'll be mycauseof death...
579
01:11:03,463 --> 01:11:07,104
Hush!
Would we wake you up if itwasn't important.
580
01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:13,546
Tell me what it is, I'llcollapse right here...
God beware... We're up tosomething, you can neverguess.
581
01:11:14,987 --> 01:11:19,949
Here, takea lookyourself...
And what is this? Ooo, myGod punish you all...
582
01:11:19,989 --> 01:11:24,911
So you did this, too. Whodid you get
thiscrackerfrom? You fithy guys!
583
01:11:24,951 --> 01:11:30,073
Come on, keep yourmouth shut, MotherHafize,
I haveenough troublesallready...
584
01:11:30,113 --> 01:11:33,074
Don'ttell me it's yours?
Yes, she's mydaughter...
585
01:11:33,154 --> 01:11:36,995
I wonderwhich fairmaiden you hurt,
you gotwild and acquired thisone in return...
586
01:11:36,995 --> 01:11:40,797
DearMother, this babyis from Ferit's rightfulwife...
587
01:11:40,837 --> 01:11:49,720
Rightfulwife? Really? Dearie... You're notputting meon, are you?
I brought herto kiss yourhand.
588
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:55,842
No tricks, doesone takea babyfrom hermother
in the middleof the nightand take herto kissa hand?
589
01:11:55,842 --> 01:12:01,524
There'ssomething to it...
There is! Hermotherwentto Izmir. Myoh my! Mybaby.
590
01:12:01,564 --> 01:12:06,446
She'swetted herself. She'llgetnappy
rash and won't beable tosleep till morning...
591
01:12:06,486 --> 01:12:13,609
I'lldoanything if you help me... We have to hide herhere for3days.
And we'lldo whateverwecan... I'llclean herup...
592
01:12:13,649 --> 01:12:16,930
I won't give heraway... Don'tworry...
I'lltakecareof herand also hide her...
593
01:12:16,970 --> 01:12:24,773
Ali Eraslan come here... Tell usabout
philosophy and society... All right, Sir...
594
01:12:26,374 --> 01:12:30,415
Everyhuman being is born intoa society,
grows up, and becomesa memberof it...
595
01:12:30,455 --> 01:12:32,416
...Because the philosopherisa
memberof thesociety also...
596
01:12:32,456 --> 01:12:38,378
He'sa certain partof the lawand ethics rules
of the religion to which headheres... Ferit look...
597
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:43,780
Whatshall I do, Mr. Principal hascalled...
I'llcomeand take herbefore the lessonsover.
598
01:12:43,900 --> 01:12:47,862
Whydid you stop, myson, continue...
Mmm, I wasastonished, Sir...
599
01:12:47,902 --> 01:12:52,823
Between the philosophywhich isa product of his thinking of the
philosopherand thesocietyin which he'sgrown up, there'sa deep tie...
600
01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:59,626
Societyisa cultural being which
comes to being in socialestablishments
likesociety, religion, language, rights, habits, lawand economy, Sir...
601
01:13:01,187 --> 01:13:09,510
Bravo, you've learnt it byheart... Sit down, 10.
Thank you, Sir 322Ferit! Sir, todayFerit is notpresent...
602
01:13:10,950 --> 01:13:22,715
323�aban... Me! Yes, Sir, I'mcoming, I'm here...
Let us hear... Mentaland spiritual health in kids...
603
01:13:23,115 --> 01:13:30,397
Sir, kidsgrowup in 3differentways...
Somegrowupat home, some in dormitories, yet others in classes...
604
01:13:33,199 --> 01:13:39,081
Helllto the weeping babies! Whataredoing, son,
are you crazy! You turned this place intoa kindergarten.
605
01:13:54,486 --> 01:14:01,769
Take it easy, kids... Thank you, Sir...
You'recoming thisevening, Sir, aren'tyou?
606
01:14:01,809 --> 01:14:02,770
Of course, I'mcoming...
We'vegotsomegood numbers, Sir...
607
01:14:03,010 --> 01:14:07,091
Don't give themaway yet, so we'llenjoythem.
Has it got easy yet? It'sallreadydone, Sir...
608
01:14:12,133 --> 01:14:16,775
Please take hera while, I got 40thousand otherjobs...
Why are you moving yourbrowsand eyes?!
609
01:14:16,815 --> 01:14:20,496
I thought, you'd takecareof her, too... Take her.
610
01:14:20,576 --> 01:14:28,899
Letme have herHafize Khanum. Oneof the
surprisesof tonight? Mychild, Sir... I'd told you...
611
01:14:29,099 --> 01:14:35,342
Whyisn'tshe with hermother?
Hermotherwentto Izmir, Sir. The maiden ran away.
612
01:14:35,342 --> 01:14:38,063
She's leftwith me, I have noone to leave herto...
613
01:14:38,063 --> 01:14:43,625
What could I do?
Howlong hasshe been in thisschool?
614
01:14:43,665 --> 01:14:48,667
Since yesterday. Hermother'scoming backin 2days.
If you want, I'lltake the baby and leave, Sir.
615
01:14:48,707 --> 01:14:53,228
Out of question! I thought, If I run away
fromschool, you'llgetangry.
616
01:14:53,268 --> 01:14:58,190
And there's no wayto leave the babybehind.
You had a right decision, myson.
617
01:14:58,190 --> 01:15:03,512
Everybodywould do thesame in yourplace... No wayout.
She'sgonna stay 2days in school.
618
01:15:05,353 --> 01:15:09,354
Estimated principal, worthyteachers,
dearfriends.
619
01:15:12,436 --> 01:15:17,357
In 1 month's time we'll leavea whole term behind, with its
sweetand notsosweetmemories.
620
01:15:17,397 --> 01:15:22,039
This recreationalevening has
been prepared bythe pupilsof the Hababam Class.
621
01:15:22,079 --> 01:15:25,600
We wish you much fun atthis beautifulevening.
622
01:15:28,321 --> 01:15:34,524
And. The firstsurpriseof theevening...
The winnersof the Eurovision Song Contest, theSweetGirls!
623
01:16:02,734 --> 01:16:10,617
Ah myheart I suffered a lot becauseof you,
tell me what is thisstate you're in? I swear, you're insane.
624
01:16:11,658 --> 01:16:19,821
Thiscan't be, can one hitanotherlike this,
it's like you'recrazy, I swear, you're insane.
625
01:16:20,261 --> 01:16:28,104
What if you sawhimsuddenly,
is he the firstman you see?
626
01:16:28,144 --> 01:16:40,148
Bestill, don'letthem hearyou, I'lltear
away you from mybosom... You're insane!
627
01:17:19,923 --> 01:17:24,325
MotherHafize they'recalling you fromdownstairs.
Letme putthisone tosleep, I'll becoming.
628
01:17:25,605 --> 01:17:35,409
And now, before you, the beloved of the youth, the folkartist
you missed allthese years, not Ali Riza Binboga, but�aban theCow.
629
01:17:47,333 --> 01:17:57,057
Freedomand peace will be what
all people long fortomorrow
630
01:17:58,017 --> 01:18:07,141
Mother, Sister, Brother, mywife, myfriend, mybuddy.
In thedays tocome, we'll be happier.
631
01:18:17,465 --> 01:18:33,831
Nocrying, but laughing. Noanimosity. Justfriendship.
In thedays tocome, I'll be loving you.
632
01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:42,274
You sit heresilently, I'll be right back.
633
01:18:43,554 --> 01:18:47,156
And nowbefore you:
The Hababam vocalgroup!
634
01:19:02,001 --> 01:19:13,645
Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow.
635
01:19:17,367 --> 01:19:27,371
You lookand I'mawaytomorrow,
you lookand I don't keep my promise.
636
01:19:27,411 --> 01:19:30,332
Maybe I'llcome, lookforyou and you'regone.
637
01:19:30,372 --> 01:19:37,935
Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow.
638
01:19:41,656 --> 01:19:50,899
Don't leave today'sworktilltomorrow, nowis the time, make
up yourmind... Lookhowthe world's turning, life's tooshort.
639
01:19:53,740 --> 01:19:59,022
Ah Chillyboom! Ah! Now, nottomorrow, rightnow.
640
01:20:01,263 --> 01:20:03,584
Stop thisscandal!
641
01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,746
And who's this?
642
01:20:10,747 --> 01:20:17,269
Theonlything missing in ourschool isan illegalchild. Bravo...
Whoeverthischild belongs to, step forward...
643
01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:23,351
Thechild is mine! Of course, whoelse's. You viciousguy!
644
01:20:23,391 --> 01:20:27,793
What'sgoing on in theschool? And you don't have
the faintest idea, Mahmut Beg, I'mdisappointed.
645
01:20:27,913 --> 01:20:34,516
You're wrong, I knowitall. Then, whyhaven't
you told me? You wouldn't understand this.
646
01:20:34,636 --> 01:20:37,757
If an inspectorcomeand witness thisdisgrace,
whatwould you tell him?
647
01:20:37,797 --> 01:20:39,758
Do you wantme toclose up theschool?
648
01:20:39,798 --> 01:20:43,039
I'm paying you thatsalarytocreateorder
and discipline in theschool.
649
01:20:43,079 --> 01:20:49,721
You needn'tfrom nowon. Getyourself a helperwith a stick
in his hand. This rascal isgonna leave myschoolat once.
650
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:56,404
No. He'sgoing nowhere.
Let'sdon'targue in front of the pupils. I saythe lastword in thisschool.
651
01:20:56,684 --> 01:21:02,886
And I decideaboutmattersconcerning the livesof the kids.
You'regoing too far... Too far.
652
01:21:03,246 --> 01:21:05,767
I'm nota merchant. I'man educator...
653
01:21:12,810 --> 01:21:19,772
So, we'realmostsaved. When 15daysdo by,
theytell, there's no moredanger.
654
01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:27,055
Allwellthat endswell. In life, there'sgetting old, too.
And also retiring and sitting in a corner...
655
01:21:27,735 --> 01:21:33,778
Whatare you talking about, Teacher Mahmut, relax.
You'vegota lot of time togo.
656
01:21:33,818 --> 01:21:37,379
Thedoctors tell me to retire.
I don'tfeel likegoing on, anyway.
657
01:21:37,379 --> 01:21:42,901
Neitherhave I anyhope. Come on, Teacher Mahmut,
in thisage you let us like the teachershipagain.
658
01:21:43,501 --> 01:21:50,824
It is, as if myeyessawbetter.
You changed usall. Even the Hababam Class.
659
01:21:51,704 --> 01:21:55,786
Good morning, teacher, howare you?
Thank you, doctor, I'm fine.
660
01:21:55,786 --> 01:21:59,787
You got importantvisitors.
The facultyof medicine moved intoourhospital.
661
01:21:59,947 --> 01:22:05,470
Pardon me. ProfessorKayhan Oguz, Sir.
I'mdelighted, Sir. Sir, haven'tyou recognized me?
662
01:22:06,310 --> 01:22:11,712
Pardon me, I couldn'trecall.
Oguz, the lazyfrom thecollegeof Erzincan.
663
01:22:11,712 --> 01:22:15,713
Mmm... While trying toescapeoverthe wall,
you felland broke yourarm.
664
01:22:17,794 --> 01:22:25,997
Exectly, Sir. You'rea pupilof mine, too? Yes, Collegeof Konya,
Selim the Fancy. I remembered. Howdid you find me?
665
01:22:26,557 --> 01:22:30,879
The pupilsof the lastschoolyou worked in let us know.
And we justwanted to wish you health.
666
01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:34,440
...wesaid, if ourcolleagueallows, let usexemine
our teacher, too. Thank you, kids.
667
01:22:42,283 --> 01:22:50,206
Come on, Hafize Khanum, welcome.
I'm honoured. Be wellsoon...
668
01:22:51,047 --> 01:22:53,567
Thank you. Whydon'tyou sit down?
Thank you.
669
01:23:04,852 --> 01:23:10,614
Theyheard it, you know... Outside, there's newpupilsof you.
Can theycome? Of course, showthem in.
670
01:23:13,615 --> 01:23:19,177
Come, kids...
Get well soon, Sir...
671
01:23:25,459 --> 01:23:31,902
The Hababam Class is here in itsentirety.
Sir... We brought you these as present, Sir.
672
01:23:34,743 --> 01:23:42,946
Are these diplomas? You graduated all? Yes, Sir...
You really gave me the mostprecious present...
673
01:23:45,627 --> 01:23:50,469
What's this hum? Can you stand up, Sir?
Of course...
674
01:23:53,470 --> 01:24:03,153
Teacher Mahmut!
675
01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:27,643
And who are they?
Your future pupils, Sir.
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