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Back in 1812, in our town of Bacchusville, New Jersey, there was a

name of Helena Pottsworth.

She was extremely sexually charged, and she ran around with all of the men and

women in the town.

She had sex with everyone, and she created such an uproar that eventually

townsfolk gathered together, and they took her out into the woods, and they

her there alone.

No one knows what's happened to her since, except sometimes whenever people

out into the woods today, they can hear her. They hear moaning sounds.

And whenever they go out there, they get affected.

They become sexually charged.

That's the story of the erotic witch.

And today, me, Victoria, and Darian are off into the woods to see if we can find

her.

Hey, Katie.

Hey, Darian. Yeah, yeah, I'm just getting everything ready.

This is going to be fun.

Even though we have to abstain from having sex.

Oh, that's okay. It's just for a couple of days, and it's just us girls.

Thank you.

loosen me up. I'm not into that stuff.

Get out of here.

And Katie, get that camera out of here.

Guys, stop playing around.

We need to chill out.

Are you almost ready?

I'm almost ready.

Just get out of here.

Get out.

You're too much. We have to leave anyway.

Guys, we've got to spend a couple of days with her.

After we can get out. Well, I'm not going to stop until you get out of this

shower. I will.

We've got to get moving.

There. You happy?

Get out of here.

I'm so shy.

Stop it.

We're off on our adventure to find the erotic witch. We've heard so much about

her.

I think it'll just be a good time to pull around in the woods.

Do

we

have everything? Maybe you'll just get excited.

No.

He got the map, right?

I thought you had the map.

Is it in here? Yeah, it's in here.

Yeah. How about the food? Do we have enough food? This is the truck. We have

enough food. We have plenty. We don't want to open this like everybody else

does. Whoops.

Sorry. Say cheese.

Ah, here we go.

This is so cool.

Oops, watch that. I think we need some music.

Yeah, put the music on. I think we're going to put it in here.

Yeah, turn up the radio.

There we go.

What's the name? I don't even know.

Flash! This is Buzz calling. The gorilla has just escaped from the Beckerman

Zoo. His whereabouts seem to be within the northern areas of New Jersey.

If you see the gorilla, please call 555 -3429.

Oh, my God.

Is that what you heard? Hey, maybe we'll find a gorilla.

Is that what you heard? A gorilla?

Yeah. A gorilla?

We could turn it in. We could find it and turn it in. I bet there's, like, a

of money.

I think that's what we should be doing also while we're out there. We should

and make some money.

Make some money where? We're going to catch the gorilla.

If we catch the gorilla, then we'll be able to make some money, don't you

I think you need to make it right.

Yeah,

there's a lot of stories about, you know, the forest, and they say some kind

of...

Witch, force, most people think, you know, it's bullshit, but my

girl lost her little doggy, and I had to go wandering past the property

line, and as soon as I got over the line and got into the area that everyone's

been talking about, I felt a tingle in my crotch, and I don't go

there anymore.

It's true.

Well, okay, about a year ago, I was out in the woods having sex with my

girlfriend. And, you know, we was down. She was about to, you know, suck my

willy. And next thing I know, a strange wind came up. And the back of my hair

started peeking like this. Something else came up. Next thing I know, I

it all over the place. It was frightening. You know, I heard the woods

haunting and all, but my pecker dung was spooked.

I have been studying the erotic witch for about five years now and have

dedicated my life to researching her.

I really don't have much of a life now. I wish I could meet more chicks, because

back in the day, I was a wild disco sex machine. But anyway, one

night when I was outside in the woods playing with my pet marsupial,

I heard a strange noise.

I looked across the forest and I saw a beautiful maiden wearing a long

negligee. A stormy gust blew the negligee up and she revealed

a steamy, hot, groin -pumping leather outfit.

My flagpole was raised higher than it has ever gone before.

And just as I was about to explode like a towering, melting, lava -drenched

volcano spewing molten across the forest, the witch magically

faded away into a light mist.

Since then, I have dedicated my life to searching for that hard -on and

erotic witch.

What were you asking me about again?

Oh, the erotic witch, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, it was about 10 years ago, on this very same spot.

You know, I was beating my hook, and I heard this other, other rustling sound

the woods. And I turned to look, about 100 feet upstream, I saw this myth

cascading down the valley.

And out of this myth came this beautiful woman. She was gorgeous. It was the

erotic witch.

And she was holding her breath, fondling them. And she was looking at me with

those dark eyes of hers. And I felt these dreams, like, exact feelings come

over my body.

And, well, before you knew it, I grabbed my rod and I was yanking it and I was

cranking it. I was yanking and cranking it. And, you know, in a matter of no

time at all, I landed the big one.

And, well, you know.

That was your mother.

My mom? That was your mom.

No, mom only gets naked during trout season. This was bath season.

So where are we going? I think we're right around here, aren't we? Yeah.

Cool. Are we going the right way? Yeah, they thought we were going the right

way. It's kind of mapped out for us. It's a little bit of a trail. Okay, you

lead. I think we should start going.

This is so much fun.

It's kind of beautiful out here.

It is cool.

The wilderness.

Yeah, the erotic whisper. The eroticness just chills me.

Be careful, you're going to trip after that.

No.

Wow, what's that?

It's kind of breaking up. What is that?

Oh, you've got to check this out. Look.

Oh, maybe that's the erotic whisper.

I think it's a symbol. Guys, I think it's a symbol.

You are sick, Darian.

Okay. She is so sick.

You watch, because she's going to do it to you and make you all erotic. No, I

don't think so. Nothing can make me erotic.

Yeah.

And we are filming the erotic witch project.

And we've been setting up here. Hey, guys, I've got it all set up.

You've got to check it out.

I am handy.

Oh, nice. It looks comfortable.

Yeah. You did that just for me? We're all ready.

Oh, yeah, just for you. Just for me.

Cool, huh?

You did that all by yourself?

Well, you guys weren't much help, were you?

Well, this is fun. Now I know why you like the camera. I kept my sleep.

Hee hee, I'm filming you filming me.

Nothing?

Whoa.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

It looks like you almost lost your balance. No, I'm fine.

Okay. Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, good. Let's just finish setting up.

Are you sure? I just got to chill. I'm fine. Are you sure about that? I am

Okay.

So, almost set up here because I'm dying to go to sleep.

All right, I'm just going to get some of this stuff out of the tent.

Stop it. I'm sorry.

What are you doing?

Nothing. God.

Stop grabbing me.

Geez.

Save that for your boyfriend.

I can wait.

I don't know. I think he's got a problem, Darian. I think you ought to

off by yourself and do some filming and chill out. Fine.

Yeah, that's it.

Go do something.

Man.

Yeah, I know.

She needs to chill out.

Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?

All ready to go. Good job.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I am so horny.

Something really weird is happening.

I'm always horny.

Everybody just looks so good. I just want to jump on everybody.

I'm so horny. I need to do something about this. They're going to think I'm

crazy.

I don't believe any of that stupid erotic witch stuff. It's probably just

I'm always like this.

I'm away from my boyfriend for so long. It's just so hot.

I guess anything will do.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to take a walk and just let it out.

I hear something.

You don't hear anything. No, no, no. Wait. Victoria.

Wake up.

You can't hear anything.

I can't hear anything.

What noise is that? I don't hear anything.

Listen. I don't hear anything.

Just stop talking for a second. Listen, okay?

There.

There. Don't you hear it? It's like orgasms.

I'm scared.

There's something out there. It's not a bad thing.

She's having an orgasm. Maybe there's people.

I don't know. I don't like this. Come on.

Please get off.

Katie, go back to sleep. I want to go see what it is. We'll check it out

tomorrow. Tomorrow.

I'm going to be sitting here worrying about it now. So can we please just go

a second, please? Katie, go back to sleep.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Just for a minute. Just for a minute. Let's check it out, okay?

Okay,

we got to get our shoes.

We got to get ready.

Thanks, guys. I'll feel much better. I'll feel much better. Okay.

What's going on with you? Are you okay?

Nothing. I just got a chill.

Are you sure? I think we should just go back. Come on.

You're acting really weird. I'm just a little cold. Can we just go back?

You just have to be more aware. I'm chilly. Maybe we should go back. I'm

Can we just go back in and we'll find it? Are you sure you're okay? I'm fine.

Why are you cold? I'm fine. I'm cold.

Maybe we should go back, Katie. That's your idea anyway.

We'll check it out in a minute.

I'm tired anyway.

I want to go back.

We'll check it out in a minute. Just drive down here.

Okay, guys. Bye.

I'm so horny. I don't know what to do with myself.

I don't know what's happening to me.

All I can think about is sex.

Oh, what am I going to do?

I don't know what to do.

I can't sleep.

I have to do something.

I can't help myself.

I can't stop. I don't know what's wrong with me.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Go back to sleep, okay?

No, I can't sleep. I'm trying to sleep. Please, just let me touch you.

Oh, my God. What is your problem?

Just please let me touch you. I have to touch you.

Look, I know you're all riled up, and I know, like, this whole erotic bridge

thing has gotten into your brain.

just wait

Why don't you put that thing down?

Here she goes again. Victoria, Darian, come on. I'm serious.

Oh, come on. Look.

Now.

Why are you always making such a big deal out of everything?

Oh, my God. There is nothing there. That was you, wasn't it? You put all that

there. You're such a pervert. It's her.

Yeah, you packed this before we left, and then you put it all out here so we

could really think there was something out here.

There is no erotic witch.

What erotic witch? That was you.

You made the whole story.

something to do with this you obviously want to play with us well if you guys

weren't so lazy if you would have actually woken up early this morning you

have been you're the one who wants to find all this stuff we don't even

in it it's not even here but i could use that stuff but i did not put it out

here she knows and it is a gift from her what do you think we should do with it

on the right track i don't know maybe we should pick it up and she wants us

I can use it.

I'll use it. If it's a gift, I'll take it. It's probably from you, but who

cares? It is not from me. I don't own anything like this. Well, maybe you

find that, guys. I think maybe you're going to use that. Yeah, why?

She probably just went to the store the day before.

I did not. It's from the witch.

Oh, my God. Maybe you should find out what to do with it.

I can't believe it. This is amazing.

This isn't amazing. This is going to be so great, and we have it all on tape.

That's cool. I can't believe it. We're on the right track. This is going to be

the best.

Everybody's going to know that you put up. Who's going to think that this is

case? There's no evidence.

You'll see. You'll see, girl. Maybe we should find out.

She knows.

She doesn't know anything. We're going to be late. We need to leave. We need to

get ready. We got to get packed. We got to go. Maybe we should start. Maybe we

should start. Get going and get ready and find out. Get some evidence.

What do you think? Let's take them. I think that she wants us to have them.

think so? I'll take them.

There might be clues inside.

You think so?

Clues? Clues? Maybe we should go inside and find out. It's just dirty. It's

naked women.

Clues?

Well, we could use these. Thank you. Thank you very much.

They are from you. So we'll find out. Let's see. It's an early birthday

There's no point. There's no point in... Well,

maybe we should find out. Stop wasting time and find out what's going on,

Let's get back.

Let's go.

Come on.

The erotic witch has just left us the present of the dildos. And now I'm

searching around for some additional information.

Oh, my God. Look at this.

More signs, more clues. This is amazing.

I think the mystery is unraveling here.

Wow, this must be a sign. It looks like a woman. It looks like she tried to make

the shape of a woman.

I wonder what that is supposed to mean. And next to it, it says, eat me.

Well, this is definitely a sign between that and the magazines and the dildos.

It looks like we're on to something. She's definitely trying to tell us

something now. I just have to try and work it out.

What is going on?

Oh, my God. It's none of your business.

What were you doing over there?

I was using the bathroom. I was peeing. Well, my clothes down there. I'm missing

my clothes.

I don't know. I got my clothes. I found my clothes.

Some of it.

This is your fault.

Did you hide them?

I didn't hide the clothes.

You guys were doubting her, and now she's angry. Look what happened. She's

angry, so she stole my clothes.

And the map? How are we going to get back?

Where's the map?

The map?

You had the map left.

You had it. You're the one playing tricks on us.

You went over there.

No, you took the map. You had it left.

I think you're making this up, Kate.

We should just go home. We should just go home. I'm going to get fired.

She's going to get fired.

We have no camera. We lost our camera. We don't have the map.

Get dressed. Why are you naked?

Why am I naked? What is your business? We have more serious things to worry

about than being naked. We can just follow our tracks back.

What are we going to do with the map?

Katie. Katie, listen.

Let's just.

No. Katie.

Listen. Listen to me. We will just follow the steps we came and we'll pack

our stuff. We'll be out of here by dark. What if they aren't any stuff? What if

someone walks over them?

Walk into the woods with no clothes.

I'm going to get eaten to death. First of all, we have to look for the map.

The map is gone. We have to look for it. So I think we should get going and try

to find this map.

Let's just try to find the way we came back.

Let's just get this stuff together.

No.

There's nothing even to get together at this point.

Well, we'll pack up the tent and we'll follow our tracks back. Maybe we should

leave. I don't know. I'm not staying in here because I'm going to get fired. We

can be out of here. No.

I don't know. This is all your fault. You know what? This is not a witch. This

is some idiot following us in the woods going through our stuff. This isn't a

witch. There's no erotic witch.

Katie, there is no erotic witch. Let's get our shit and get out of here.

I think you're just making this up. Let's just leave. It's all your fault.

Let's just leave.

Let's just get our stuff together.

Let's try to find it. What? Just some idiot is following us around.

Oh.

We're trying to keep up, aren't we?

We've got to get out of here before it gets dark. Let's go.

Are you okay?

I don't know.

What's going on? I don't know.

I think we should take our own path.

Why? We should stay together.

No, I think maybe I should go on my own. But what if we get lost?

No, I don't think we're going to get lost. I don't think so.

We should stay together. I'm going my own way.

That's all that matters. That's ridiculous.

I just feel I need some time alone.

And I think we'll find it better. We all set up in three ways. I think we'll

find it better.

You're just going to let her go? We should go that way. We should follow the

we came in and go that way. I'm going to find my own way.

What are you doing?

This is ridiculous.

She's like walking off by herself here. What is going on? This doesn't make any

sense. Will you come back here?

This doesn't make any sense. This is crazy.

We are going to get lost. We're never going to get out of here. This is just

ridiculous. We should just stay together.

This is crazy.

I am going that way, and that's the way I'm going. I don't care. I'm going that

way. This is the way I'm going.

You know what?

I think I'm going to follow.

Whatever. Fine.

Okay. All right.

Again, my God.

This is amazing.

Unbelievable.

This is one horny girl.

What are you doing? Come over here. I was just doing a little bit of filming.

Come over here with that thing.

No. Give me that.

What are you doing? Give me that. Give me the camera back. No, it's mine.

No, I'm doing the filming. Give me the camera. No, I think you should take your

clothes off now. Please give it back to me. You've been watching me with my

clothes off. I think you should take it off now. Well, you're the one doing

stuff. No. I'm just doing the... something? I'm trying to document the

witch. You clearly have the erotic witch going on and possessing you. Take this

off. What are you doing? Come on. You've been watching us with our clothes off

and you've had the camera. Give me the camera back. No, it's yours. It's mine.

Not yours. You've been having it for too long. It's mine. It actually is my

camera. Well, it's not yours now.

It's mine.

You have to take this off. Off. Off. No. Please turn it off. Can you just turn

that off? Just get nude.

Turn that off, okay? You've been watching us for too long.

It's so weird. Stop it.

Stop it. I think you should come right over here.

What are you doing?

Stop pushing me.

No. Please turn that thing off. No.

God. No. Please. Lay down. Just relax.

I'm not relaxed. You're too tense. You're too tense with this erotic witch

thing.

Do something sexy. You're not sexy.

No. Well, that's because you're just being weird.

I'm not being weird. You are being weird. You're the one talking about this

erotic witch thing.

Well, you're the one who's been possessed by her, not me.

Well, you're the one talking about it.

Okay, maybe take that off, too.

You know what? Maybe this is too uncomfortable with this camera.

I think we definitely need to turn this camera off. What are you doing?

There. That's much better. You turned that thing off, didn't you? Yes, it is

off. Relax.

Relax. It is off. It's not relaxed.

I think you should take this off.

It's not cold. It's freezing out here. Nice and warm.

I'll make you warm. You're warm.

I'll make you warm. What are you doing?

It's off.

There we go.

Nathan. Stop looking at me.

Why? You look at us.

You were looking at me.

I was doing the filming. That was for filming purposes for us to document our

trip.

So now, I'm filming you. I mean, no, I'm not, Ashley, because I turned it off.

No. I was just kidding.

Relax.

Relax.

You have to learn how to relax.

You're so worried about this erotic witch thing.

Well, we're out here for a purpose, not just for playing around. You think you

can go off by yourself and get lost in the woods? We're in the middle of trying

to get somewhere.

Hush now, you talk too much. I think you're possessed.

What?

Your hands are so cold.

I think you need to warm me up.

You were just wasting time out here before.

I know.

That stupid camera.

Thank you.

Confession to me.

I left the camera on.

Oh my God, you're kidding me. Turn it off.

You have to erase this. No, no.

You have to erase this. No, it's just going to be our secret.

That's it.

It's our secret.

the woods.

Where? Where have you been?

I've been here for an hour. What are you? Stop it.

Come on. Where the heck have you guys been for an hour?

You're looking for you. I thought something happened.

We were just around.

Doing what?

What are you doing?

You know, hanging out, walking around. This isn't like you.

Katie, why don't you join us?

All right.

I'm just going to put the camera down over here.

I think I can get it off of here.

Mmm.

I have no idea.

Katie, I think maybe we should just go back to the tent.

She'll come along.

She'll just come by.

She'll find us. Let's just go back to the tent.

Where is the tent?

What is this one?

I don't know. I think it is this way. Let's just go back.

She'll find us.

She's driving me crazy. I'm so annoyed.

You know how she is. She's always wandering off.

What are we going to do?

Why can't we just stay?

Together. The three of us. It was supposed to be the three of us coming

here, and she's off in a different direction every time we turn around. At

we're together. She's going to come along. She'll come by.

Let's just go. Don't worry.

Darian!

There's a little weird thing.

All right.

I guess let's go try and find the tent. I think it was over there, right?

I think so. Oh, I'm so turned around.

All right.

We'll call her on the way. Let's go.

Well, I mean, this has something to do. I mean, what happens if we get stuck out

here? At least they'll have the videotape.

Do you think those are signs of the witch?

Well, it's something. It certainly looks like it. There's something going on.

That's scary. You would have put that on there.

I think it's the witch.

She's after us now. She's angry at us. She's taking Darian.

Well, Darian, Darian.

She probably lost her dead somewhere. Who cares?

Who cares?

We came out here together. We got to find her. Find her.

Well, she's probably out masturbating or something.

We have to find her. She was out all night, and it was freezing last night.

was out in the cold, and we couldn't even find her.

Come on.

I don't know. I think we've got to get out of here. I don't know. I think we

should go back in the tent. We're all lost anyway. What are we going to do?

We've got to get out of here. We've got to find Darian right now.

That is disgusting.

We should get that out of there. That's scary. I don't even want to touch it.

Come on. I think we should go back into the tent and stop videotaping.

Let's just pass. Back up and get out of here and find Darian as fast as we can.

I am getting really worried.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know about this.

That does sound like her.

How did she escape?

I don't know. I was down asleep.

I was totally asleep. And all of a sudden, I heard those sounds.

Oh, my God.

That's what you're like. Oh, my God. That is her. Yeah. But it sounds like an

orgasm. Oh, my God.

We've got to get out of here. We've got to find her. Is she having pleasure now?

Oh, my God. This is so weird. What happened? We were totally asleep. But

felt like she was having just total pleasure. Maybe we should go back to

I'm not leaving her out there.

You think we should go look for her? Something might have taken her, dragged

out of here. We don't even know what's happening.

How did she escape? I didn't even hear her get up. I don't know. I don't know.

Let's go. Let's go check it out. We better get her. Maybe we should.

Okay.

Good dress.

No, don't go away.

I'm going to go my way. I think maybe we split up. We'll find her better.

I'm going to go this way.

Maybe we should run off again, Katie.

Katie, I think you should go down there and I'm going to go this way to find

her. I don't know. Because I'm really scared. I think we should split up and

then we'll meet back here, okay?