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Secret Service log: July 20th, 1969
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Today, Neil Armstrong set foot on the Moon
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and my boss tried to join him...
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You know Smith, if this ever gets out,
we're going to have some explaining to do!
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I had to erase over 18 minutes off this last tape.
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Maybe we could say the gaps on the tape were due to...
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sunspots, you know, solar flares.
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Radiation spikes.
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Or we could just say "we erased the tapes!"
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We're the government, we can do that!
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- Live with it!
- Yeah! I like that.
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Firm, immovable!
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Slightly overbearing.
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[Noise from above]
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What's that?
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It could be some intruder
trying to bug the building.
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Maybe, "Deep Throat!"
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I'd better go check.
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But, if it wasn't "Deep Throat", then the only
other explanation was that it was our boss!
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Screwing around with his toys, again...
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[NASA] We copy you are down, Eagle.
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Houston, Tranquility base here, the Eagle has landed.
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Yahoo!
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We did it, we did it!
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How do you like that, Brezhnev?
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[NASA] It's one small step for man,
one giant leap for mankind!
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Yes, it was good old American ingenuity, guts,
and the best minds and imaginations on Earth!
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Imaginations...
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Imaginations...
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Imaginations...
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Record this, Captain President!
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Fire!
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Fire Phasers!
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Scotty, I need warp factor 8, now!
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I'm giving it all she's got, Mr. President!
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Steady as she goes!
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Space, the final frontier!
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These are the voyages, of the starship Enterprise.
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Sensors show an approaching craft, sir!
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It's Sputnik!
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Sputnik - Brezhnev!
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Lock phasers and fire!
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Take that Brezhnev, you Sputnik lover!
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That's what you get for sending
a poor dog into outer space!
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We're getting a visual from Washington, DC!
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Not Watergate...
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I'M beaming down there,
you have the comm!
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Ay, sir!
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Can't I daydream, without you damn
secret service guys being in my head?
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What do you think, Mr. President?
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Where to, Mr. President?
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To the Whitehouse!
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Aye, sir!
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Agent Smith, you startled me!
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I got carried away with my imagination.
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Don't tell anybody. Remember your
loyalty to the presidency.
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You must keep this a total secret
from the American people.
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You must remember, I am the president!
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You have to understand these toys,
they’re so realistic I couldn’t help myself.
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You know what I mean?
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The more of these tapes we have
to erase, Mister President,
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the more suspicious we're going to look!
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Enterprise...
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[Scotty] Ay, sir!
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This is your president speaking. One to beam up.
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What have I told you about staying put?
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You’re gonna get us in trouble.
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Here, stay there, you ecological menace.
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That's nothing. Probably just some
rats in the wall or something.
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What are you hiding in that drawer there?
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Nothing. I insist.
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Tribbles?
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Where the hell did you get Tribbles?
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It’s only one Tribble.
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Oh, yeah? You better tell that to Mom.
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And you thought we were in trouble over
the president’s secret plan to fight inflation.
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You know what this means, don’t you?
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It means we have a Code Beige.
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Ehrlichman Plumbers.
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This is Smith,
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Get me the Pentagon!
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English subtitles by Peter Walker.
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