Original subtitles

Secret Service log: July 20th, 1969

Today, Neil Armstrong set foot on the Moon

and my boss tried to join him...

You know Smith, if this ever gets out, we're going to have some explaining to do!

I had to erase over 18 minutes off this last tape.

Maybe we could say the gaps on the tape were due to...

sunspots, you know, solar flares.

Radiation spikes.

Or we could just say "we erased the tapes!"

We're the government, we can do that!

- Live with it! - Yeah! I like that.

Firm, immovable!

Slightly overbearing.

[Noise from above]

What's that?

It could be some intruder trying to bug the building.

Maybe, "Deep Throat!"

I'd better go check.

But, if it wasn't "Deep Throat", then the only other explanation was that it was our boss!

Screwing around with his toys, again...

[NASA] We copy you are down, Eagle.

Houston, Tranquility base here, the Eagle has landed.

Yahoo!

We did it, we did it!

How do you like that, Brezhnev?

[NASA] It's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind!

Yes, it was good old American ingenuity, guts, and the best minds and imaginations on Earth!

Imaginations...

Imaginations...

Imaginations...

Record this, Captain President!

Fire!

Fire Phasers!

Scotty, I need warp factor 8, now!

I'm giving it all she's got, Mr. President!

Steady as she goes!

Space, the final frontier!

These are the voyages, of the starship Enterprise.

Sensors show an approaching craft, sir!

It's Sputnik!

Sputnik - Brezhnev!

Lock phasers and fire!

Take that Brezhnev, you Sputnik lover!

That's what you get for sending a poor dog into outer space!

We're getting a visual from Washington, DC!

Not Watergate...

I'M beaming down there, you have the comm!

Ay, sir!

Can't I daydream, without you damn secret service guys being in my head?

What do you think, Mr. President?

Where to, Mr. President?

To the Whitehouse!

Aye, sir!

Agent Smith, you startled me!

I got carried away with my imagination.

Don't tell anybody. Remember your loyalty to the presidency.

You must keep this a total secret from the American people.

You must remember, I am the president!

You have to understand these toys, they’re so realistic I couldn’t help myself.

You know what I mean?

The more of these tapes we have to erase, Mister President,

the more suspicious we're going to look!

Enterprise...

[Scotty] Ay, sir!

This is your president speaking. One to beam up.

What have I told you about staying put?

You’re gonna get us in trouble.

Here, stay there, you ecological menace.

That's nothing. Probably just some rats in the wall or something.

What are you hiding in that drawer there?

Nothing. I insist.

Tribbles?

Where the hell did you get Tribbles?

It’s only one Tribble.

Oh, yeah? You better tell that to Mom.

And you thought we were in trouble over the president’s secret plan to fight inflation.

You know what this means, don’t you?

It means we have a Code Beige.

Ehrlichman Plumbers.

This is Smith,

Get me the Pentagon!

English subtitles by Peter Walker.