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Hey, that was a quick run. Yeah, I got a
cramp.
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I heard some noises in here, though.
What are you doing?
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Putting you in the shower?
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Not alone, I hope.
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Not the way you look in those shorts.
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You're hard to resist, you know that.
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You know you wouldn't even if you could.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I thought you were off.
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Where are you going?
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I promised Kara I'd go for a drink with
her.
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I can't convince you to stay here and be
ravished?
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Only one ravishment a day for me at the
moment.
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Since when?
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Since you need to find a job and stop
fooling around.
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Oh, you're going to go there, huh?
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You're going to really go there?
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Bye.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Oh, my God.
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You scared the crap out of me.
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I thought you'd be out with the guys
tonight.
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Why would you think that?
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I don't know. I just figured...
Whatever. Did you eat?
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No.
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Do you want me to make you something?
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Where did you go today?
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I already told you. I was with Kara.
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Oh, that's right. Kara.
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Do you want me to make you a sandwich?
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It's funny. Her husband told me she's
out of town on a business trip.
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You checked up on me?
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Who's EMB?
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What are you talking about?
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Really? Then it's a pretty personal text
message from a stranger then.
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Now you're just being paranoid.
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I mean, come on now. It could be
anything. A wrong number.
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Yeah, you're right. It could be.
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It is. Trust me.
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I don't think I can do that.
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Why? I already told you that text
message has nothing to do with me.
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Maybe not.
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But this does.
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Thank you.
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Bye -bye.
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Not to tell me who the fuck that is.
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Why? It's not like you'd hate him
anyway.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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I'm the man in this relationship.
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I do everything.
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You haven't worked in months.
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I pay all the bills. I cook.
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I do everything. I pull your weight all
the time.
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God, if I'm going to be the man, I might
as well act like one too.
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Get the fuck out of my house.
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Fine. Now.
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You're an ass.
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I'd rather be an asshole than a fool.
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What's up?
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Hey, um, will you take a picture of me,
please?
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I can't find a good one for my fake
friends profile.
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Can I wake up first?
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Come on, you're up already.
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It's not like it's that early or
anything.
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Marissa, anything before noon is the ask
I get on to me.
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Come on, please.
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Fine, give me the camera.
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Yay. Okay, hold on.
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Okay.
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Hold on.
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I wasn't ready.
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Hey you.
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You don't knock?
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Why? Got a key.
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Because I could be naked or in bed with
someone.
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I could be clipping my toenails or
something.
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Yeah, that's gross.
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First off, you don't have sex, and you
probably don't even get naked in the
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shower, so there's nothing to worry
about.
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That's what you think.
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Yeah. Is Chloe here?
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She's in her room.
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I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
She's in a bitchy mood.
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Maybe I could soothe the beast.
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Oh, did you know Paul and Leslie broke
up?
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Who? Paul.
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Paul Morris, the guy you've been lusting
after since high school.
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I have not been lusting after Paul.
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Besides, he's your friend, not mine.
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Um, so why'd they break up anyway?
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Apparently, she cheated on him.
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Chloe, time for your wake -up call.
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She cheated on you, huh?
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Let's see what we can find.
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Hey, Chloe, wake up.
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Why?
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Because you want me.
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Do not.
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Do you, too?
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I love you now.
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Because you're getting wet just thinking
about it.
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I know.
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Oh, yeah.
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See?
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So what are you going to do about it?
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Ooh, yes.
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Thank you.
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You're going to need it.
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Thank you.
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Hey. How come you're friends with
Leslie?
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Oh, you're on face friends.
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Uh, because I'm friends with Paul.
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Well, don't you think you should remove
yourself from our friends list?
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Um, don't you think you should stop
worrying about my life and start working
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your own social life?
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You know, most brothers wouldn't want
their sisters to date.
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Most brothers don't have to deal with
their sister's bitchiness when they
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get laid.
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Oh, my God. Stay out of my social life.
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Get one, and I will.
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Jerk.
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Who is?
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My brother.
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Well?
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Hey.
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I just want to check my friend request.
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I sent a request out to all my ex
-boyfriends. It's a good way to see if
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still mad at me.
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Are you serious?
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Sure.
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I figure if they accept my friend
request, they're probably over the fact
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cheated on them. And they might be good
for a lay now and then.
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Does my brother know you do this?
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What? Have sex?
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I mean with other guys.
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Well, it's not like we promised each
other anything, you know?
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Wow.
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Nope.
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They must still be mad.
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Hey, who's that?
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An old friend.
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An old friend?
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Or an old friend.
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Right.
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Relax, I don't like teasing.
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I know you're not into guys.
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What makes you say that?
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Well, I've never seen a guy over here. I
just assumed you batted for the other
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team.
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Well, I don't.
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It's not a bad thing.
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It's not a thing. Oh, my God.
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Nice, Pat.
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Thanks.
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Nice springs.
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Here.
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Um, do you want something to drink?
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Sure. Do you have any whiskey?
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Uh, no, but I have beer.
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Then I'll take beer.
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Go.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Thanks.
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Let's build it.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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So, you're a musician?
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You met me on stage, right?
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Right. I'm sorry.
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I don't normally bring home guys from
the club. Sorry.
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Because?
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I don't know. It's just not something
that I do. It's just kind of...
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Trampy?
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Just kidding.
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Oh, you're worried.
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I think you're going to be a slut.
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No, because I'm not.
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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This isn't my normal thing.
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You just trying it out or?
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Sort of.
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All right.
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Well, I guess I could be your guinea
pig, but I think you have to step your
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up a little.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you're coming on me pretty hot and
heavy at the club, and here I am, so I
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don't think now's the time to be all shy
and innocent.
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I'm not innocent.
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But are you wild?
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Wild?
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Baby, I'm about to rock your world, and
the more sluttier you are, the more.
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You're pretty sure of yourself aren't
you?
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Why not?
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I don't know
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Hello?
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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You drank a lot of coffee.
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You're welcome.
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Better.
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Now, who's the hot naked guy on the
couch?
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Yes, you're right. He's totally hot on
the couch.
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And naked.
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So, what is it? My birthday. Christmas,
Valentine's Day.
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You've never been a good gift giver, but
that's pretty much perfect.
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Not for you.
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Of course he's for me, if he's naked and
male and looks like that.
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No,
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you didn't.
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That's not possible. You don't even like
guys.
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Huh?
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Says who?
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Is there any coffee?
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Oh, sweet.
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Thanks, babe.
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Hey, who drinks black coffee?
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Here, try some of mine.
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Sweet. That's what I like.
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Thanks.
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Thanks for coming over, man.
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No problem, dude. That's what friends
are for.
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You know what the funny thing about
loyalty is?
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Hmm?
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You take it for granted, and you assume
the other person's being loyal, too.
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And then it bites you in the ass.
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Damn.
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How'd you find out? She cheated on you.
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She left her fucking cell phone at the
house.
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I just happened to be there when a
bastard texted her.
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Fuck. Do you know who it is?
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No.
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Guy looking for a phone book?
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Looking for any guy with the initials E
and B.
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But the thing is, what guy's first name
starts with an E?
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Emerson?
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Elliot?
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Emerson? I mean, those are sissy names.
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I don't know, man.
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I mean,
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how could you leave me for a guy with a
sissy name?
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I don't know, man.
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Are you sure it's a guy?
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Oh, considering he wants to mouth around
us a cock? Yeah.
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Fuck, dude. I'm sorry.
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Sorry, man.
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And you want to know the worst thing
about it?
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I'm not working because of her.
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She doesn't want me taking the non
-union jobs.
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She said it doesn't pay full wage.
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But everyone knows the guy who takes non
-union jobs... and bust his butt is the
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first one they hire.
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And she has the balls to tell me I'm a
deadbeat loser.
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Fuck, dude, she called you that?
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Not exactly those words, but yeah, she
said it.
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You know what, man? You need to get back
on the horse.
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Not like I was off the horse. I was
pushed off.
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Yeah, well, off is off, and you need to
get laid for paybacks, if nothing else.
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I'm open to suggestions.
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Oh, you ever try that online shit?
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Like internet dating?
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No fucking way, man. That's how I met
Leslie in the first place.
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No, no, not like that. Social
networking.
269
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,740
Marissa's always on Facebook, looking
for old friends.
270
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:26,678
Marissa's your sister?
271
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,700
Yeah, yeah. How's she doing?
272
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,620
She's doing all right. Living with some
crazy chick, but I don't think she ever
273
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:33,980
got over that crush she had on you.
274
00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,780
She never had a crush on me.
275
00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,900
Bullshit. Why do you think we never went
to my house?
276
00:42:40,109 --> 00:42:42,770
Sitting there always staring at you
everywhere you went. Can't have that
277
00:42:42,770 --> 00:42:43,770
to me. I never knew that.
278
00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:46,970
Yeah. Well, remember that whole loyalty
and trust thing we were just talking
279
00:42:46,970 --> 00:42:48,010
about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. Don't
worry about it.
280
00:42:48,250 --> 00:42:49,250
Gotcha. Yeah.
281
00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:51,850
My sister, off limits, bro.
282
00:42:52,910 --> 00:42:54,070
Well, then who's on?
283
00:48:35,630 --> 00:48:36,730
I can't believe it.
284
00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:10,610
Her tits act funny.
285
00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:12,670
My friend's ex -girlfriend.
286
00:50:13,430 --> 00:50:14,890
Is that your friend?
287
00:50:15,230 --> 00:50:16,230
Looks really familiar.
288
00:50:17,270 --> 00:50:18,970
No, it's the guy she was cheating with.
289
00:50:19,990 --> 00:50:20,990
Poor bastard.
290
00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:22,770
Yeah, isn't he?
291
00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:25,430
There's nothing you can do about saggy
tits.
292
00:50:26,590 --> 00:50:29,310
Seriously? You think that guy's the poor
bastard?
293
00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:32,790
Yeah. She and your friend broke up,
right?
294
00:50:33,410 --> 00:50:36,770
So she's leaning on the new guy for
comfort. And what started out as a total
295
00:50:36,770 --> 00:50:37,770
secret fling...
296
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,060
It's not nothing but saggy tit baggage.
297
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,160
You really don't see a problem with
cheating on someone, do you?
298
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,500
Not if at least you people are
consenting, I don't.
299
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,800
So whatever the third person may think,
doesn't matter to you?
300
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480
No, not really.
301
00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:54,780
I don't get cheated on.
302
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,180
Why is that?
303
00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:58,380
I don't get involved.
304
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,940
Not even with my brother?
305
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,520
Look, Marissa, your brother's cute and
all, and he's a great fuck.
306
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,440
But is he the love of my life?
307
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:10,040
No.
308
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,000
Well, how do you know if you never get
involved?
309
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,560
Fireworks.
310
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,220
Huh? There'll be fireworks when I kiss
him. I'll know.
311
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,480
Oh, my God.
312
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:23,460
You're out of your mind.
313
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:25,160
Where are you going?
314
00:51:25,220 --> 00:51:28,700
To take a shower. I feel like I've just
been slimed.
315
00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,360
broken -hearted, cheating girlfriend.
316
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,840
I have the perfect Naughty North outfit
to cure that broken heart.
317
00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:14,440
Hey, I saw Paul today.
318
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,459
You did?
319
00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,460
How is he?
320
00:52:18,780 --> 00:52:20,220
Uh, he's bitter.
321
00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:22,660
He says hi, though.
322
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,520
You should call him.
323
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:27,100
No.
324
00:52:27,580 --> 00:52:29,420
No, I shouldn't. I shouldn't call him.
325
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:31,100
What do you mean?
326
00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:35,200
You're the one that's always saying I
should get to socialize. Yeah, but not
327
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,000
with my friends, so, no.
328
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:38,880
Are you serious?
329
00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:40,940
Yeah, it's like I told Paul.
330
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,760
There's a certain loyalty and trust
thing. You just don't mess around with
331
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:46,760
friends, so.
332
00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:48,640
He's not my friend.
333
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:53,360
I know, but I'm your brother, and I say
don't. So no, no.
334
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,480
Anyway,
335
00:52:57,860 --> 00:52:59,460
is Chloe home?
336
00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:04,700
She went out to some costume party or
something.
337
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,640
Ooh.
338
00:53:07,180 --> 00:53:10,420
Would have liked to help her get into
the sexy outfits of hers.
339
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,480
See you later.
340
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:32,440
Hi, Paul.
341
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,220
I'm sorry, do I know you?
342
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,840
I'm Marissa's roommate.
343
00:53:36,060 --> 00:53:38,900
She told me about your broken heart, and
I'm here to fix it.
344
00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:40,820
Marissa? Marissa Burke?
345
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:42,740
She's dead, sir.
346
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,880
Not exactly.
347
00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:45,060
But here I am.
348
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,280
Here, you do the wine.
349
00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:01,720
So, if you know Melissa, then you must
know Mike too, huh?
350
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,800
Mike, yeah.
351
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,720
He can vouch for me if you want to make
sure I'm not some wacko off the street.
352
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,120
Take off your shirt and lie on the
couch.
353
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,180
I don't think we really need to.
354
00:55:23,370 --> 00:55:25,690
Has anyone ever told you you have an
amazing back?
355
00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:27,650
No.
356
00:55:28,670 --> 00:55:29,670
Well, you do.
357
00:55:30,110 --> 00:55:32,110
You've got muscles in all the right
places.
358
00:55:33,270 --> 00:55:38,450
It's perfect for push -ups, and bear
hugs, and missionary -style sex.
359
00:55:41,270 --> 00:55:43,530
Personally, I'm a fan of reverse
cowgirl.
360
00:55:44,850 --> 00:55:47,350
But you have a build that can make
missionary sex interesting.
361
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:03,420
Although, any effect would be
interesting with firework.
362
00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:05,020
Chloe.
363
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,480
I'm ready to be an adult.
364
01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:04,610
That was amazing, wasn't it?
365
01:03:05,130 --> 01:03:06,130
Mm -hmm.
366
01:03:06,810 --> 01:03:07,850
Aren't you glad I'm here?
367
01:03:09,190 --> 01:03:10,190
Mm -hmm.
368
01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:13,650
One thing, though.
369
01:03:13,810 --> 01:03:16,090
From the email, I thought Marissa was
coming over.
370
01:03:16,770 --> 01:03:17,549
Oh, that.
371
01:03:17,550 --> 01:03:18,890
I used her account to send an email.
372
01:03:19,130 --> 01:03:20,130
Does she know?
373
01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:24,190
No. She'd probably go ballistic if she
did. She's very protective of you. She
374
01:03:24,190 --> 01:03:25,430
is? Mm -hmm.
375
01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:28,830
Let's not talk about Marissa. Let's talk
about us.
376
01:08:44,540 --> 01:08:47,479
I'm sorry, dude.
377
01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:15,220
Bastard. Yeah.
378
01:09:16,899 --> 01:09:18,880
Paul, I'm so sorry for everything that's
happened.
379
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,800
Especially today.
380
01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:25,120
If it makes you feel any better, I
really want to kill my brother right
381
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,080
Nah. Not even worth it.
382
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:30,700
It's not, is it?
383
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,200
Mike said something the other day.
384
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:37,439
Doctor cut his tongue out, too.
385
01:09:38,359 --> 01:09:39,840
Nah, he won't be seeing much for a
while.
386
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:42,140
Not after that punch he took.
387
01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:46,260
Oh, my God, Paul.
388
01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:49,040
Are you okay?
389
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:50,380
Yeah, I'll be fine.
390
01:09:50,540 --> 01:09:52,359
Well, you should put some ice on this.
391
01:09:52,819 --> 01:09:55,660
With some antibiotic ointment. I mean,
who knows what kind of infectious
392
01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:57,080
diseases my brother has.
393
01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:02,300
Mike said you used to have a crush on me
in high school.
394
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,720
No.
395
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:09,020
Not used to.
396
01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:12,320
I still do.
397
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,120
Really?
398
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:15,760
Me too
399
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:28,460
There
400
01:10:28,460 --> 01:10:35,540
you
401
01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:40,440
are What are you doing with my man?
402
01:10:40,660 --> 01:10:41,660
Your man?
403
01:10:42,670 --> 01:10:45,350
Oh, don't even pretend like we didn't
have fireworks last night, Polly.
404
01:10:45,910 --> 01:10:46,910
Polly?
405
01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:48,510
Last night?
406
01:10:49,950 --> 01:10:50,950
My life's a nightmare.
407
01:10:52,510 --> 01:10:55,630
It's about to be a nightmare if you
don't get off that couch and come over
408
01:10:55,630 --> 01:10:58,430
me. Look, Chloe, you're a really sweet
girl.
409
01:10:58,670 --> 01:11:01,110
But last night, well, it was just last
night.
410
01:11:01,910 --> 01:11:02,990
It won't happen again.
411
01:11:04,410 --> 01:11:05,410
Hold on.
412
01:11:06,310 --> 01:11:09,310
Do you two mind telling me how you even
know each other?
413
01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:13,640
Yes. I used your account to send him a
message because I wanted to meet him.
414
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:15,800
What's the big deal?
415
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,720
Chloe, you need to leave my house.
416
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:21,680
I'm not going anywhere.
417
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:23,520
No, you need to leave right now.
418
01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:25,760
How dare you invade my privacy?
419
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:28,800
Invade what privacy?
420
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:30,260
You don't even have a life.
421
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:32,420
Chloe, get out or I'm calling the cops.
422
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:34,320
I'm not leaving.
423
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,800
This is Marissa's house. If she wants
you to go, you need to go.
424
01:11:39,820 --> 01:11:41,780
Are you seriously taking her side right
now?
425
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,320
Fine.
426
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,440
But don't expect me to pay for any of
the phone bill.
427
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:51,400
And I've been having phone sex to
Australia.
428
01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:53,020
A lot.
429
01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:01,040
I'm really sorry, Marissa.
430
01:12:52,590 --> 01:12:55,050
To lying, cheating friends.
431
01:12:58,450 --> 01:12:59,970
May they rot in hell.
432
01:13:06,190 --> 01:13:10,930
Are you okay?
433
01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:14,010
Yeah, I will be.
434
01:13:15,030 --> 01:13:18,790
As soon as she gets all her crap out of
my house and I get my life back in
435
01:13:18,790 --> 01:13:20,250
order. I know the feeling.
436
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:23,960
You do, don't you?
437
01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:26,260
Yeah.
438
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:28,900
Well, about last night.
439
01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:30,540
Don't.
440
01:13:31,220 --> 01:13:33,860
Don't. I don't even want to know.
441
01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:36,020
It was a mistake.
442
01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:38,400
Well, that's nice to hear.
443
01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:40,540
I really thought you were coming over.
444
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:41,900
Well, I'm here now.
445
01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:44,540
Yeah, you're right.
446
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:46,460
Me too.
447
01:14:16,110 --> 01:14:17,690
Let's go see what we can do with his
hand.
448
01:14:35,210 --> 01:14:36,370
Yeah, we don't need them.
449
01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,250
That's for sure.
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