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Invader Zim
Gaz, Taster of Pork
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Subtitles: Ainee
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Spelldrives. Mysterious, magical
tomes for storing spells.
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Powered by magical power
points, they were once used
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to cast the spells contained
within. The largest collection
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of these ancient sources
of mystical knowledge
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belongs to the boy
with the largest head:
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Dib.
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My spelldrives are all
drained of their power.
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But I still think
they're neat.
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That's very interesting,
Dib, but can you tell us
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more about your head?
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As you know, each spell
takes up a certain number
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of power points. I found...
- Your head, Dib!
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Your head!
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Hey! Did you eat all
the Franken Chokies?
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You just missed it! I was on Mysterious
Mysteries with my spelldrives!
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I remember that magical day
I found these old things.
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It was incredible.
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Hey! This drive still has
two unused power points!
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How did I miss that? Me,
the obsessive-compulsive Dib!
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What spell
should I cast?
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No. Not enough
points. Too bad.
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A smaller head
would be cool.
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Found one! The Sense
of the Shadowhog!
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Uses 1 power point and
enhances the sense of...
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Can't read it.
But it sounds cool.
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Enhance something
is good!
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But what if it doesn't work
the way I hope it does?
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I have a plan!
Since I have two points,
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and the spell only takes one,
I can just use it twice!
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I'll just cast it on
someone else first!
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Then, and only then,
will I stop talking to myself!
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Activating spelldrive!
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The smell!
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Are you prepared to receive
the power of the Shadowhog?
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Not me. But my
sister really wants it.
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Who? What? Hey!
If there's one thing
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you should know by now,
it's to stay out of my room!
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- Do you feel different
in any way? - Get out!
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X-ray vision maybe?
Super smell?
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That's it, Dib.
Security!
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You sure you're not
feeling super somehow?
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I have a super horrible
taste in my mouth!
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Oh my, no!
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Father, help me!
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How are you
feeling today, Gaz?
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What is it? Is there some
kind of extra-awareness
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that you are experiencing?
- This cereal tastes horrible!
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Tastes fine to me!
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It's not spoiled!
It's fine!
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Where's Dad shopping
now? This is all horrible!
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- Horrible!!!
- Horrible how?
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Everything tastes
like a pig! A piiiig!!!
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The Shadowhog! What
could've gone wrong? What?
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Shadow-what?
What did you do?
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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My haunted gummy
bear collection!
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Tell me what you did, or I'll
eat them Dib! I'll eat them all!
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No! I only did it to give
you super powers
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because you're the
greatest sister ever!
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Stop! Maybe I can
reverse the spell!
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The only spell I can cast is the
same one I used on you already!
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You know... Pig is
a reaally good taste!
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Securityyy!!!
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Not the dolls!
Nooo!
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I programmed them to
feed on human flesh!
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But you need me!
You need my knowledge
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of the paranormal! You can't
lift this spell off on your own!
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You better lift
it soon, or...
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All right! All right!
Just don't worry.
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I'll cure you. 'Til then, just
go about your day, okay?
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Just be normal!
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And that, class, is why I'm so
happy today! Innit that great?
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Huh? Yeah.
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Gaz? You can't
eat in class.
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Have to eat! Must find
something that doesn't
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taste like pig intestine!
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Curse you, Dib!
Curse youuuu!!!
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Curse youuuuuu!!!
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Curse youuuu!!!
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Hey. This tastes okay.
But it's a hotdog,
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so that makes sense.
A lifetime of eating
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nothing but hotdogs...
Everyday, hotdogs!
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My whole life!
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No, Gaz! Those are
the mashed potatoes!
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Get them away from my eyes!
Remember what happened to Zita!
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I was only trying to
help you out, Gaz!
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You're hiding
something! What is it?
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Me? Hiding? I was only trying
to do something nice for my sister!
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No! Not my eyes! Think of all
the food you'll never eat again
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if you destroy me now!
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Zitaaa!!!
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Dad! Gaz has been
cursed and tastes pigs!
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There are no
curses, son!
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There must be a
scientific explanation!
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Come on, honey! Are you
ready for some horrible tests?
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I... guess so.
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I knew I could count on
Dad to not believe me.
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He'll keep Gaz busy
until I find a cure.
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Now I'm gonna
start walking!
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Agent Mothman, why were you
talking out loud to yourself just then?
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I don't know...
But I do that a lot.
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- That's stupid.
- Isn't it?
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Anyhow, Agent Tuna Ghost,
I want you to do some research for me.
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People of the press!
I have examined
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my daughter for hours now
and have made a discovery!
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She suffers from a never
before seen condition
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I have named
"Pigmouth!"
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It has been 1 day already, and the
cure for Pigmouth still eludes me!
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This enviro-suit is not enough
to protect my daughter,
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so I have added a new wing
to the Membrane Labs!
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The Pig Girl wing!
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Co-sponsored by the
Deelishus Weenie corporation!
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You will pay, Dib!
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You will pay!!!
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That's a good one! Help
you?! Why should I help you?
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Hey! I helped you when we were
transforming into giant bolognies!
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You're making it up!!!
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Look, it's my
sister, she's...
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Forget it, Dib! Gnomes!
Away with him!
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I'm going to destroy
you all, Dib!
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Today! I've got
it all set up.
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That's nice, Zim. It can't be worse
than what my sister's gonna do.
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I've loaded GIR full of explosive
monkeys and I'm about to...
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That's great, Zim! Maybe you can
tell me about it later. I gotta go.
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I got monkeys in me!
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Fool! Be gone
with yoooou!
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I bet you taste like a pig!
Just like a pig!
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A little piggy!
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- Gaz, I... - Be quiet.
Just look at the TV.
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Watch and know the evil
you have brought upon me!
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Okay, but...
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Heeey! Look
at Bloaty!
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We got the new pizza
comin' out on Friday!
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And if you like
the taste of stuff,
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you're gonna
love this pizza!
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This pizza don't
taste like pig at all!
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Bloaty hate
his life...
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I've never missed a
new pizza day at Bloaty's.
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If this next one is ruined
by your magical stupidity
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I would make you wish you
had rabid weasels teleported
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into your skull instead
of having a sister!
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I'll wait until you sleep and
stuff all of your paranormal
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junk into your big,
giant, paranormal head
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and chew on your eyeballs
after I pluck them out!
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And now she's gonna
destroy my life if I can't
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figure out a way to lift the
curse! But I don't know how!
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I am so dead!
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Yeah, I remember when
I summoned a hog demon
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to curse my sister with
Pigmouth and had to deal
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with having a
cursed sister.
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It was awful! The whole
ordeal turned me into a hobo!
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- Word of advice. - I don't
wanna become a hobo.
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- Oh. - The Swollen
Eyeball signal!
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That's my secret society!
Don't tell anyone!
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Agent Mothman! We've been
discussing your situation.
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We think we
can help.
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Good news! I have something
that can help you, maybe.
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I formed a plan using information
I got from the Swollen Eyeball
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and a dirty hobo. But we'll
have to make it out to
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Mystical Hill on the outskirts of town.
Apparently that place is mystical.
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So how do we get there?
This isolation tank doesn't
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exactly have a doorknob.
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I can hack into the security system
and set you free from this cage.
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But once I do, the
guards will be after us.
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Don't worry about the guards.
I know my way around this place.
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Just break me out of this
tank or I'll throw you out...
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Okay!
I get the point.
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What an incredible and daring
escape! That was amazing!
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I liked the part where the giant
robot squid launched missiles at us.
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We're only tryin' to help ya,
Pig Girl! Give yourself up!
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Come on, piggy!
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Science won't
help you, Gaz.
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Science won't replace your
head after I tear it from your
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torso if you don't hurry!
- Right. I got this spelldrive
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from the Swollen Eyeball.
If it works we can use it
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to travel to the realm of the
very creature who gave you
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your weird pork powers!
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There they are!
Get 'em! Get 'em!
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- Do it already!
- Yeah! Okay!
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Activating spelldrive now!
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We're too late! They
transformed into a book!
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I told 'em this would
happeeeen!
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Wow! Look
at all that pork!
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I've seen more.
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I am the Shadowhog!
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What is it that you want from
me, child who conjured me
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and child who was
blessed with pig senses?
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Shadowpig... My sister doesn't
want your curse anymore.
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The most blessed of
gifts you call a curse?
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You insult me!
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You said your
sister really...
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Was a special,
lovely person!
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Yes, yes, but we're in
a bit of a hurry, we're...
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Did you conjure up Big Head
Demon to give you a big head?
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Man, that is a
really big head!
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No, I didn't! It's this
way on its own!
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Now can you
help us or not?!
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There is the terrible
trial of the Shadowhog,
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but it is a foolish thing
to attempt to give back
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such a wonderful gift.
Even more foolish
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to think that you
will pass the trial!
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Should you fail, little girl,
you will suffer a fate worse
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than your worst
nightmares!
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There's no fate worse than
this, except for the fate
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of my brother if
this doesn't work.
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She's right,
you know.
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So, you agree to
undertake... the trial?
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Yeah. I... guess so.
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Then follow me into the
sacred hall of the stinking
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piggy of stinking
pigginess!
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No! Only the Pig Girl
may come inside.
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You must
wait outside.
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But she's helpless without my
knowledge of the supernatural!
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You can't do this!
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Waaait!
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Let me through! That's
my little sister in there!
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There's no way she can stand up
to that giant pig thing, no offense.
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Hey look! There's something
a pig thing would like!
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Let the dreaded trial of
the Shadowhog begin!
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Are you ready, child?
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- Sure. Why not?
- Very well!
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How tall am I?
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I'm guessing about
8 feet, six inches.
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I guess so.
Next,
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what's the secret code for unlimited
lives in Super Kicky Fighter?
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Up up down down left
right left right A B B A start.
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Really? Cool.
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The trial is over!
Yay for you!
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Yeah, Zim's an
alien but so what.
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He's too dumb to
take over the Earth.
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Why should I have to
listen to Dib's constant...
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(Dib) Stoooop!
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She's just a little girl!
It's not her fault she
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failed your test! Look!
It's me you want!
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I cast the spell on her
because I wanted to see
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what it would do before
trying it on myself!
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00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,700
She doesn't deserve to
suffer your punishment!
240
00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:39,600
- Actually, she...
- No. Let's hear him out.
241
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:43,800
Mister Pig Monster, spare my
sister and punish me instead!
242
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,400
Punish me instead!
243
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,600
Okaaaay.
244
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,600
As punishment,
you must clean
245
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,400
my filthy toilet of
filthy piggy filth!
246
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,900
It's over there!
247
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:16,300
That's it? That
isn't so bad!
248
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,700
Nooo!
Nooooo!!!
249
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,600
Sorry about imprisoning
you and turning you into
250
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,000
a media freak, honey!
It was in the name
251
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,700
of science and... hey,
where's your brother?
252
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:54,500
He's in a pig world netherworld
cleaning out toilets with his head.
253
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,800
You're my funny child!
254
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,500
I'm sorry!
255
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,500
Sorry! Sorry!
256
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:17,300
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