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Invader Zim
Vindicated!
s02e5A (s06e01)
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Subtitles: Ainee
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I have shown you
the horrors of war!
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The devastation of famine!
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Pictures of my birth!
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But I don't think you comprehend
what awaits you in adult life!
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To better prepare you for the
inevitable character-building horrors,
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we will now play
bludgeon ball!
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It's fun!
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So, it's human
against alien!
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Ironic I should face my enemy
in this stupid barbaric game!
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Let this be our battlefield!
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It's the size of a hippo,
that head!
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Look at his eyeball!
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The eyeball of
an alien invader!
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Lies! Lies!
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Have you never
heard of... pinkeye?!
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It is a normal
human illness.
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Yeah, Pinky has it
pretty bad right now.
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Yeah. Zim's just
sick and ugly.
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But... No pinkeye!
Green skin! Red things!
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Your screaming was
amusing for a while, Dib,
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but now you're
just scary!
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Go to the
councilor's office!
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Yes, I am normal!
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So normal
and ugly am I!
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Hi! I'm Mr. Dwicky,
the new councilor!
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What happened to
the old councilor?
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Something...
horrible!
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Help... me....
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So. You wanna tell
me what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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This file suggests
otherwise.
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Doesn't matter.
Nobody believes me.
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The Earth's been
invaded by an alien!
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He goes to this school
and my own people
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help him by
being so ignorant!
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You can laugh now.
I'm crazy and full of lies.
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Actually, I always
believed in aliens!
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But I never found any proof
so I did the next best thing.
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I work with public school
children. They're scary too!
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I've got proof!
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This is an alien
space ship I captured!
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And here's Zim's robot dog
taking out the garbage.
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I try to go through Zim's
trash once a week.
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Mostly I just find burnt gerbils and
worn down rubber piggies but...
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So the dog brings
out the trash?!
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How can it even hold things
with those nubby arms?
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I know! And no one
else thinks it's weird!
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Or like how Zim doesn't have
ears or how he doesn't think
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ponies know what
we're thinking!
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Calm down!
I believe you, Dib!
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You... you.. you...
you believe me?
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Wait a minute!
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You escaped from some
experiment where they
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hit you in the head
with car doors, right?
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Almost! But no!
I really do believe you!
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I even wanna help out!
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A team? Really?!
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Two believers against
the world! And Zim!!!
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If you're serious,
meet me after school is out!
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You got it, partner!
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...partner...
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Dwicky! You really
believe in aliens?
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Not anymore! All the child-like
wonder was ripped from my heart
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the day my foot got
stuck in an escalader
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and aliens didn't
come rescue me.
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No, I'll just humor Dib until he
tells me what the real problem is.
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That's psycho-technical talk!
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Indeed it is.
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We teamed up just in time
for you to help out with my plan
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to get Zim to confess his
alien self to the world.
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Hey, that sounds fun!
What's that?
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A schematic for an alien
identification transmitter.
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I yanked it from
Zim's computer.
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You can send messages with
encoded signatures from alien races.
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You know, if it works,
we could pretend we're aliens
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and send Zim a transmission
setting him up for a trap!
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Right! We can catch him
on video without his disguise!
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I was gonna use it to call him
names in alien languages,
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but your plan's cool too.
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Now do you understand my
latest and most brilliant plan
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for Earth conquest, GIR?
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I gotta eat that fish!
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No, GIR. The fish
is part of the plan.
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- Is it you, Irken Zim?
- Yes. I am Zim!!!
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Who are you?
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We are Digzum and Commodore
Sloat of the planet Plookesia.
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We have crash-landed
on this horrific planet,
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and you have some materials
we could use for repairs, ya know?
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Give me one reason
why I should help you!
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A trade!
In return for your help,
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we will give you some
super weapons!
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We would be most
grateful, you jerk!
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I could always use
more super weapons.
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You might not
know this, but I'm,
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sorta gonna wipe out
all the life of this planet.
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Great! We'll meet you
in the woods in one hour!
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And don't
wear a disguise!
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Just so we know
you're not a human!
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The woods, huh?
Vague, but okay.
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But those weapons
better be super!
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They'll be super!
They'll be so super,
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you'll rue the day you ever
messed with planet Earth!
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He seemed
like a happy guy.
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This is gonna be great!
Today we expose Zim
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for the evil base
that he is!
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Okay, I don't think
Zim's showing up, Dib.
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Maybe it's time you
two stopped playing
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and told me the real
reason you're so frustrated.
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Playing?! This isn't
playing! This is...
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You don't believe me!
You...
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I thought you
were different!
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Look, I know you think I lie, and
I did, but I was only trying to help.
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Isn't this just great?!
While you waste my time,
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Earth gets one step closer
to being taken over!
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That's my problem
right there!
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My problem is that the human
race seems to want to be destroyed!
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Say, why don't we talk
about this at school.
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He's here!
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Who... what...
an alien?! A real...
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A real alien, yes! Glad to
see you've come around,
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Mr. Dwicky!
Here, record!
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Zim!
We meet at last!
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I just saw you
three hours ago...
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What are you doing
here, Stink-meat?!
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You fell for our trick, Zim!
There are no Plookusians
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coming to give you weapons!
Isn't that right, Mr. Dwicky?
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- Dwicky, huh?
- Hi!
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Two against the armada?
I'm not worried.
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Hey! Look at this!
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GIR!
Enough!
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Two will become millions once
the world sees this tape, Zim!
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We'll swat...
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I don't see any other
Plookesians here.
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Well, I could've sworn...
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Hey!
Who are you?!
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Oh, hey, how's it goin'?
I'm Mooshy, and this is Spoopty.
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We're Plookesians!
We heard a Plookesian signal
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and we came back to
check it out, ya know,
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'cause that's what we do
- Yeah, but it must've been
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a mix-up! Sorry for
the interruption.
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Wait! I sent the signal!
I was using it to lure this alien!
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Hey, none 'a
our business!
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You're really all aliens?!
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Heh, of course not!
Gimme that camera!
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Well, to us,
you're the aliens!
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That is never not funny!
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- I know! I know!
- Spoopty, you crazy!
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Enough! Where
are my weapons?!
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- What weapons? - The super
weapons you promised me!
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Geez, Zim!
Don't you get it?
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They never talked to you!
It was all a trick!
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Where are they?!
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I don't know what
you're talking about,
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but if it'll make you happy,
we have some super weapons
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lyin' around if you want 'em. Spoopty,
get the guy the super weapons.
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- You sure are nice, boss.
- Well, I do what I can.
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A real space ship!
Space ship!!!
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And you fly through the stars,
seeing all the universe?!
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Yeah, well, flyin' through the stars
would be pretty stupid, man!
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But, yeah, we fly around.
You wanna come along?
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Wow! Do I!
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Hey! Thank you!
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Dwicky! What
about our team?!
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Sad little Dib! No more
ally and no more proof!
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How did you know
to come here, anyway?
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Zim, you moron! I told you,
I arranged this meeting!
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Well, see you!
Come on, GIR!
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