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Invader Zim The Girl Who Cried Gnome s02e4A (s05e09)

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Wanna buy some Chocolate-covered

Ninja-Star Cookies, mister? Huh?!?!

No, thank you!

What are you doing? No!... Get away! Stop...!!!

"Perimeter warning."

What is it this time? I haven't the patience for...

Girl with cookies!!! Girl with cookies!!!

Computer!!! Release the robot gopher!

Cookies!!!

Cookies!!!

Excellent, gopher. Just as I programmed you to do.

Now, complete your task!!!

I... don't remember programming that.

Hey, that girl's stuck in some kinda crazy hole of some sort!

Call the media!

Sweet mother of corn! That girl's in trouble!

How's my makeup?

Cameras!

OK, I can... I can fix this!

Think, Zim... I am Zim!!!

We're on TV!!! We're on TV!!!!

A seemingly quiet neighborhood. An innocent Girly Ranger...

A horrible tragedy.

Hundreds are gathered in front of this freakish home

to provide emotional support.

"Freakish home", that's good!

They don't suspect a thing. Still...

This has gotten out of hand.

The child has brought unwanted attention!

So many human eyes, blind as they are,

might notice something about my secret base.

I'll have to step up the house's appearance

to make it look more normal!

Do not be alarmed, we are here to help you!

Get away! Get away!

Oh, no.

Mom! Dad! Look at me! I'm in a hole!

Roboparents!

Cloud their minds with some neighbourly hospitality.

Does anybody want muffins?

Hi there!

My goodness.

It's worse than I thought! Somebody call the president!

That should do it for the base. Now, GIR:

Time for some amazing disguises!!!

- Hey, what's going on? - I dunno.

But don't eat the muffins!

That's Zim's house!

Here were are at minute four of this poor girl's ordeal.

Moofy, how do you feel? Moofy!

My leg is asleep...

Just how many more minutes will she have to suffer before

rescue crews can free her? Huh?

Why don't they just pull her out?

She's lodged in real good. I heard her foot's poking out

over in China. Plus, she screams real scary

whenever anybody comes near her.

Look at her. She's just smiling and waving.

She just loves the attention. Wait a minute...

Attention! If I can get up there, I can expose him on national TV!

I've recieved word that president man himself

is on his way to the scene to take over this delicate,

delicate operation.

The Earth leader is on his way here?

GIR! This is getting bad, very bad!

Still, we may be able to use this.

Excuse me. Pardon me, let me...

Excuse me, saving the human race here!

Hey, watch where you're going!

Sorry, I have to get by. It's a... planetary salvation thing. So just...

You gotta buy some cookies first to support Moofy.

I don't have time for this.

The world doesn't have time for this!

Don't you wanna support Moofy?

Fine, whatever.

Hey, this isn't money! This is ham!

You can't pay for cookies with ham!

Why was there ham in my pocket?

Hey! Hey!

Get away!

I'm only trying to help you!

Goodness gracious, let me get you out of there.

Ladies and gentlemen,

all the way from president land,

I give you President Man!

Mr. President, what are you going to do

to help this help-less child?

I pledge that this fine girly ranger will be rescued

with both legs intact.

I think I may have discovered a way to end Moofy's pain.

To end all your pain.

Zim!

Mr. President Man, since the unfortunate filthy ranger

won't let anyone close enough to rescue her,

the only way to get her out will be to use sonic vibrations.

- Sonic vibrations?!?! - Silence!!!

And yes.

Using a giant nuclear-powered shaking machine, we can shake

the entire Earth, jarring the poor girl loose.

We don't have that technology.

You can borrow mine!

A machine like that would destroy the surface of the planet!

- All life as we know... - It just might work.

People love shakin'!

GIR! Let's get out of here! Soon, the Earth will shake

until all the humans are nothing but soup.

Soup!!!

You, get me the nuclear people on the phone!

- I want those vibrations. - Yes, sir!

Wait! I have a better plan.

- Who's that crazy boy? - Just tunnel under her.

She'll never know you're coming so she can't fight it,

and her leg will be fine. And, if you just happen

to find an alien base down there,

you can destroy it.

What's he talking about? Where's the charts?

Where's the pretty pictures? This plan is stupid.

I have the... nuclear people on the line.

If you shake the Earth, we'll all be destroyed!

That's what Zim wants.

That's a chance we're all going to have to take.

Get him out of...

Wait a minute. Are those...

Chocolate Ninja-Star Cookies?

Yes! Yes, they are.

I love Ninja-Star Cookies.

I'll make you a trade.

At last, GIR, we're finally through with this horrible planet.

Thanks to this delicious boy, we have a new plan

for freeing young Moofy.

We are gonna use this digging machine.

The Dib. The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is,

he's evil! Now they'll find the base.

There's only one thing I can do.

You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?

You gonna make biscuits?! You gonna make biscuits?!?!

No, GIR. Never.

I never want you to mention biscuits ever again.

Hey, what's that floppy guy doing?

He's gonna rip her leg off!

Get off my lawn, cookie beast.

No! I'm gonna be on TV forever!

And so, the saga of Moofy comes to a happy end,

thanks the the efforts of this mysterious hero.

No one knows who he was or where he came from,

but we all know that he is here, in our hearts.

It's not a mystery. It's Zim! He's an alien,

he lives right here! He tried to destroy us all!

Hey, I really am stuck!

Wait, come back!

Help!!!

Help...

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