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Invader Zim Abducted S01E18A (S04E07)

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So... you're saying the humans are dumb,

yet tall. How is that even possible?! I mean...

...how could anything tall be dumb?

Yeah. Huh?!

Huh?!

Can you imagine? Huh?!

Huh?! Huh?!

I assure you, it's really quite...

Door... bell? Hold on...

GIR!

GIR! Remember with your brains: You must behave

like a human dog monster! Do you understand?

I really don't.

GIR! Human dogs don't speak.

Now go answer the door!

- Oh yes, where were we? - Oh yeah. Huh?! Huh?!

Howdy, squishy. We are here to vomit language

with the young man who lives in this shelter unit.

What?!? We're not aliens!

Aliens... That's a good one!

- So, how tall are they? - Perhaps as tall as you,

my Tallest. - And somehow, and I'm just trying to get this straight here,

somehow they're dumb? - Like the dull-witted Gasquiggasplorch!

I see... fascinating!

Yes, it is fascinating, but I don't see.

He... hello?! My Tallest? Where have you gone! GIR!

GIR! What have you done to the...

- Who're you?! - Howdy, perfectly normal human worm baby!

- We are your new neighbors. - You're wearing costumes!

- No, we aren't! - Yes, you are. You're not human at all!

You're aliens. Your ship is emitting an interference field

and it just interrupted a very important call!

Right! Plan 2!

What's plan 2? Stuff him in a sack!

GIR! Defensive mode!

Who are you?!

Foolish Earthling! You have fallen victim to our clever plan!

- He sure did, Pa. - You threw me in a sack!

Silence! You have been chosen as a perfect specimen

of the human race and will be added to our collection of life forms.

- But... - Do not attempt to resist us!

We have spent hundreds of your Earth years harvesting the galaxy,

haven't we? Adding to our collection!

- Well... Where are they? - They escaped.

Don't say that! It might give him ideas!

But I'm not human! See? Not human! Only a brilliant disguise!

- I can see how you can be fooled but... - You are human!

We have proof!

- I know what you are, Zim! - I'm human, yep,

human, human, human! Just look at my neck!

I was lying! Surely you've heard of the mighty Irken race!

We don't get that TV no more! I read a lot though.

How do you explain the dog then?

Humans keep dogs as pets.

Yeah, the dog, 'splain it!

This is GIR. He's disguised as a dog, you fools!

GIR! Cast off your amazing doggy ruse and show them

your mighty robot form!

- Hi there! - Would you look at that?!

Ya see? Now, if you could just...

What a smart dog! Come here, doggy!

Come on!

He will make a fine addition to our collection!

- Could you just maybe drop me off? - Impossible!!!

We've gone past the point of no return!

But my house is right down there!

I could probably just jump onto the roof. Wait!!!

You're hovering above an Earth neighborhood in plain sight?!?

Do you think we're stupid? We're using advanced cloaking

technology, aren't we? Our ship is disguised and perfectly unnoticeable.

Look at that! It's one of them Orca whales, yeah...

- But enough philosophy... - But... we haven't been talking about...

Let the hideous experiments begin!

We will begin by fusing you to another human being!

- That's no human being! That's a gopher! - Silence!

Begin the fusion!

Incredible. Incredible work! Success!

Thank you, thank you! What we do next?

Let's fuse him with this juice!

No, no! I think we've already proven our mastery of the

fusing technology! - The juice! Juice!!!

Look! I'm the captain and I'm sick of you always fusing

things to my juice! I know! Why don't we test how he reacts to

having things shoved through his head! - Shoving? No!

No, his head's just begging for juice fusion!

The human is escaping!

Stop him!

Run, gopher! Go for help!

Well now, look at that!

Another escape! Is it just me?! Is it me?! Huh?!

There must be some way off this stupid thing!

Hello? Over here!

We shouldn't have fused him! We made him twice as powerful!

Twice as deadly!

I'm telling you, that juice would've slowed him down, but good!

Hey! What are you?

I don't even know anymore. They fused me so many times.

Everyone else they kidnap escapes, but I'm so heavy

now, so digusting! What's this thing?!

- How did they get away?! - That duct up there leads

to the emergency escape ships! If only I had an arm

or a leg or maybe... yes! Someone to help me get there!

Would you please help me?

Hello?

Hello?

And what if the juice had made him more powerful,

did you ever think of that?

Wait... Are we talking about the same juice?

Yeah. When's the last time you cleaned yourself?

Define "self".

GIR! Come to Zim!

Now look at that! The other one's getting away!

Look at him go!

Hold onto something, GIR!

I thought I told you to lock the escape ship room!

Just 'cause I didn't lock it, it's my fault it was unlocked,

it's that what you're trying to say?

That's what I'm saying, yes!

Fine, fine. If it makes you feel better to pretend I'm stupid...

...then go ahead! I'm gonna fuse these other humans to the blob thing!

Fine! You do that! I'm setting coordinates for the

next Earthling specimen... The Earth weasel!

Sorry, my Tallest. I may have found a species even

dumber than the humans. - Were they... tall?

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