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Invader Zim Walk for your lives S01E16B (S04E04)

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Hey! Invader Slacks! It's Probing Day!

- Whaddya think of that, huh? Huh?! - You've blended in well

with the large nostril people of Boodie Nen, blah, blah, blah...

Now if you'll just show us a little puppet show depicting

how you plan to destroy the planet...

- Puppet show?! - Everyone loves puppets. Except you, it seems.

- You fail inspection. - You get a pummeling!

Happy Probing Day, Invader Slacks!

I shall... try harder, sirs!

You know, ever since we've became the Tallest, I...

I dunno... it's neat. And Probing Day just makes it even better.

Hey, Zim's next on the list. Should we even inspect him?

I mean, he's not really an Invader and... we hate him.

Greetings, my Tallest!

Zim?! We didn't call for you!

You know you're interrupting a very important... - Today's

Probing Day, yes? Well, I'm ready for my inspection

and I think you'll find that I'm prepared!!!

How about we just pummel you and call it done?

But you must see this! I have prepared

a human experiment. - Look, Zim. We have

some pummeling to do and... oh, hurry up, alright.

This bothersome dirt child was captured trying to infiltrate my base!

I've suspended him in a variable time stasis field. I made it myself!

Does it not amaze you!?!

You'll never get away with this, Zim!

I'm going to expose you! For the horrible alien menace that you are

and scoope your insides out.

Well, you look real busy eploding, Zim.

What a shame. Moving on, now.

Yeah! Yeah! Two words: more puppets! Yeah!

Dib? He seems to have been vaporised. Victory for Zim!!!

Wait... Look at this place!

Probing Day is ruined! The Tallest said they would call

back in an hour! - No, they didn't.

- Wait! If I can fix up the base before they call...

GIR! Begin clean up and repairs. Now!

I don't wanna!!!

Okay!

Hey! Look at that! It's one of them big head boys!

GIR! Remove... whatever that thing is!

It burns!!!

Quit playing around, GIR! I thought I told you to get

rid of this!

Computer! Analyze this thing!

Thing is resulting explosion from destruction of time

stasis field! - An explosion? Why is it not exploded, then?

Tell me, now!

Explosion co-bonded with time stasis field.

Result: Explosion is exploding really, really slowly.

Explosion cannnot be extinguished. Explosion must

expand to its... inevitable size.

What is that size? And... why is my computer coughing?

Yes... yes... no! No! Enough already!

Solutions! Give me solutions!

Solutions! Give me solutions!

- Explosion could be dampened, perhaps. - The city cess pool!

Of course! Of course! We'll drown this thing

in garbage and then get back here before the Tallest call back!

I didn't... say anything about the city cess pool.

Yes! Ingenious! Come, GIR!

Okay, a little to the left. Okay, step foreward. Okay,

look out for the monkey. - Got it! Okay. How am I doing?

Okay. Monkey, got it. Okay. - Okay, look out for

the other monkey. Okay? - Okay, got it!

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

- Okay? - Okay.

Look out!!!

We cannot fail, GIR. Even as a small Irken Smeet,

my dream was to pass Probing Day like a Slorbees passes

her young: Jiggly, and full of juice! I must...

Oh, we're here.

That was your fault, GIR! You're bad!

Just another chalenge. GIR! Cross to the Voot Cruiser and

work the tractor beam! I'll hold the explosion here

until you grab it with the beam! Hurry!!!

Look what I found! He smells real bad!

GIR! Stop! No! Leave!

Plan B!

We have to hurry, GIR! It's growing faster!

Must... find... help!

Look at him run all slow-like.

Quickly, GIR! We haven't much time!

Look! The city cess pool!

Smells like human...

Hey! Come-a back-a with-a my meat!

Dog with meat! Dog with meat!!!

I'll show you not to stand around and do nothin'!

Run for your lives!!!

Oh, whaddya make a that?

Run! Run!!!

Walking's fine, honey.

Evacuate the city!

No hurry, though. Just... you know, whenever.

The Tallest are gonna call us soon. I just know it!

Base... so messy... explosion... so close!

This is just horrible!

- I know what you mean. - That's it! Time!!!

- What you say? - If I can bring the time field around the

explosion back up to regular speed, it'll fix everything.

No, it won't!!! - The explosion will blow up like normal and

be gone forever!!! - But won't it just explode?

Just like this... kablam! - Do not interrupt my being ingenious!

But I'll need another fragment of the time field as a trigger.

The Dib monkey was in the field...

Too bad he was destroyed.

But no! No, he wasn't!

He wasn't?! Good! Let's get him!

Won't the s'ploding hurt?

Do not question Zim!

Almost to police!

Zim! You're just going to blow us all up?

This is stupid! This is stupid! Stupid!

There! I've accelerated Dib's time field to cancel out the field

around the explosion. Computer! What's the angle of trajectory?

36 mark 2. But seriously, Zim. If you just speed up the explosion...

I don't pay you to contradict me!

You don't pay me at all!

What if the big s'plodey goes fast. Won't it get all bad?

I am Zim!!!

Thank you, Invader Larb. Happy Probing Day!

Well, was that everyone? I hope that was everyone.

Let's go! I'm hungry!

Well, there is Zim, but I think he stopped being alive.

Oh well. Let's see!

O-kay...

Hallo! Hallo?! I am here, my Tallest! My Tallest?!

No!!!

You jerk!

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