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Invader Zim
Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom
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Subtitles: Ainee
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And I think unicorns and
dwagons are pretty!
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So that's why I'm a faaaiiwy
pwincess for Halloween!
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I was a fairy princess once, too.
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Everything was so nice and
peaceful... 'till one day it all
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went horribly wrong!
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Halloween. Now it's just a
shamelessly commercial ploy
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to turn children into
candy-starved zombies!
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But it was once a
nice medieval holiday.
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What is it now, Zim?
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The Dib! He's missing! They've
taken him and drained him of his
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sweet, sweet blood candies!
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Who's taken him?
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The candy zombies!
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It's like you said! The
children tried to end the
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hunger for sweetness... in
their... rumbling, undead... bellies!
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That's not what I said.
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Sorry... I'm late...
Horrible... nightmare visions!
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It's called life, Dib.
Sit down.
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Dib seems more crazy
than normal today.
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It's starting! He's one
of the zombies now!
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- Look out for your blood!
- I don't know, Zim.
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Zim's bein' kind
of wacked, yo.
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But Dib's got a long
history of crazy.
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For all we know,
Zim's just weird.
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Zim's screaming like a
howler monkey. That
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seems more crazy
than weird to me.
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The Letter M has a good
point, but Dib's always
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screaming like a howly monkey.
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It's... happening... again!
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- Except for right now.
- Yeah. Right now he's
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babbling like a
maniac... monkey.
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- Okay... Maybe Brian's right.
- Monsters! Hideous monsters!
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Miss Bitters?
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- Yes, Zita?
- We think Dib's even crazier
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than normal today! Can we use
one of our crazy cards to send
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him to the crazy
house for boys?
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Each class only gets three
crazy cards a month!
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Are you sure you
want to use one?
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Yeah.
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I've activated the crazy collar. The
white coats will be here any moment.
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There he is!
Get him!
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Soon they'll all be after
my delicious guts!
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I must prepare the bases defenses
against this Halloween madness!
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- Look, you don't understand!
- If there's one thing we
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understand, son,
it's insanity.
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No, not again!
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Nooo!
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He's the one! The one
with the flashing neck!
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The one we've been waiting for!
She said he'd come, and he has!
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Waiting for me?
What is this?
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Shhh. You're
talking all spooky!
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Who's been waiting for me?
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Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
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Huh?! Huh?! Huh?!
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- What are you talkin' about?
- You said... the monster said...
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...never mind.
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I'm sane, you know?
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GIR! We have to prepare
the base! Tonight is a
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horrible Earth holiday, and...
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GIR!
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What? My taquitos!
My taquitos?
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Taquitoooos!
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Now Dib, tell us about these
reality jumps, as you call them.
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It started last night.
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I was in Dad's lab making some
modification to his dimensional scope,
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hoping to peek into
spooky alternate realities...
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Also, with Halloween coming up,
I wanted some cool costume ideas.
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See, I have this theory that
some paranormal phenomenon
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might be the result of collisions between
our world and these other dimensions.
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I tripled the output, which
was a little stupid, but I still
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didn't really see much. All I got
was a brief flash of something,
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but that's it. I thought it was
just a malfunction, but since
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then the flashes keep coming...
...even without the machine...
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...getting longer each time!
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So I find you here, son.
I suppose it was only
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a matter of time. You
know not to use my
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tools for your para-science!
- Dad, I...
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If the jumps keep getting
progressively longer, as
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seems to be the case, it won't
be long before I end up stuck,
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stuck in that horrible dimension!
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Well Dib, we've
got some bad news.
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I just told you the bad news!
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Yes, yes, trapped in a horrible
nightmare world, very nice.
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Look, we've decided
that you're insane.
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You'll be confined here
for a period no shorter
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than the rest of your life.
Enjoy your stay, bye bye.
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No!! You don't understand!
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My poor insane son.
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Listen, this place can't help me!
They don't have the equipment!
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I need someone...!
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Wait! It's
happening again!
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It's...
Nooo!
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You're him!
You're the one!
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The one what?
I'm not the one!
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You're telling me the
prophecy is wrong?
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The boy with the
flashing neck will come.
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He will be the key
to freedom... and stuff.
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- Was that Nostrodamus?
- I read it on a bathroom wall...
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- I... gotta get out of this place.
- Then you'll have to escape your
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own head, 'cause that's
where we are... In your head!
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You're insane.
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No I'm... well...
Yes I am.
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But it's true! This whole dimension
exists in your mind, Dib!
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Maybe that's why
your head is so big!
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My head's not big! Why
does everyone say that!?!
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And how do you know my name?
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Everyone knows your name here.
They're done with this place,
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ruined all of it! Now they want
out, into the real world,
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and the only way out
is through your head!
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This world is a result
of my imagination?
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Maybe I am crazy!
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Neck blinking boy!
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It's time to go.
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Where? Right through your big head!
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My head's not big!
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The machine's almost ready!
Soon the time will be right!
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He's gone!
Oh, no!
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Go on! I like it when you do
those speeches all scary like!
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Okay. But then we go tell
the boss what happened.
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Soon the time will be right for...
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It's the only chance.
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They've mutated, GIR!
They were disgusting before
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but this hunger makes
them even more!
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They're coming!
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Trick or treat!
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GIR, activate the defenses!
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Get away from my blood!
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- Zim, I know how weird this is gonna...
- GIR! Stop him! Defensive mode!
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I don't have time for this! The
next jump may be the last one
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and I'll be stuck there forever! They're
gonna do something to my head!
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- Something evil!
- Trick or treat!
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My head's not big!
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I didn't say anything
about your head...
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- You're the only one who can help!
- Help? You?
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My dad won't let me use
his equipment and I need
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to reverse the effect!
- Help? You?
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Come to me, your greatest,
most amazing enemy?
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Your future slave master
and you ask for help!?!
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You're the only other person
with the technology to...
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Be gone with you! I've had
enough of your nonsense
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from your smelly mouth
filled with... corn!
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- I haven't been eating corn.
- Liar!
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Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
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The one whose neck blinks!
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We've been expecting you!
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The Halloweenies!
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- Where are we?
- Some kind of alternate universe.
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It's based on my
imagination somehow.
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And you brought me here!?!
You sickening troublesome human!
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Hey! The only way back
home is through my head!
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Anything happens to me and
you're stuck here, forever!
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Curse you!
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Wait... I can still do stuff
to your legs, right?
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I guess, but...
Wait! No!
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Curse you!
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Well, this is your imaginary world,
think of some way out of here!
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Well, we can't go back to your
house. We should try my house.
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Maybe there's a version of
the dimensional scope there!
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Maybe there's something there
we can use to defend ourselves as well...
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Good thinking.
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I hate Halloween!
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Look it's blinky! Do want you
want with the rest of him,
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just save his head!
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What are you...?!
You wretched...!
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He's the one!
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I'll get you Dib!
You stinking human!
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Hey, let me go before something
horrible happens to me!
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Or else!
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We brought him for you!
His neck flashes and everything!
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This isn't mine! That
miserable Dib, he...
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Silence!
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This is the wrong one!
You failed me!
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You will be condemned to the
realm of eternal screaming and...
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...restlessness!
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- But I don't really wanna go there!
- You'll just have to accept it.
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Here's your ticket.
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Well, see ya, guys.
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As for this one...
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...he may prove useful.
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Man I'm spooky!
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We have your little friend!
We will destroy him if you
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do not surrender
your head to us!
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Zim's not my friend!
You can keep him!
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I did what you said.
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- And?
- He said we could destroy
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his friend. Then he threw
a can at my head. It hurt.
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That little worm
pig weasel pig!
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Good bye.
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Bye.
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Dib drags me into his ugly
mind then sacrifices me!
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If his head weren't
so crucial to my escape...
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I only hope poor GIR
is alright by himself.
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Against those zombies!
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It's after my candy!
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So, I find you here.
It was only a matter of time!
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Dad?
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We're gonna open your head!
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No! No!
No!
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- Nooo!
- I'm floating!
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Come on! I break free and now
I have to go back to rescue
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that little rat that left Zim to
rot?! Why must it be?!
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Where is it? Where is the scope?
Where is it? Where is it?
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What is that?
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My revolting minions! At
last the time has come!
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Today, we'll have a whole
new world to ravage!
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As soon as we open
the portal in Dib's head,
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the fun will begin once more!
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Dib's head rocks!
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Don't I get any say in this?
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Let the head... thingy... start!
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That was stupid. I
should've written a speech.
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D'oh, head thingy?
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No... You, you did
good! It was great!
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No use fighting,
child. No use.
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Soon, my army shall march
through your disturbingly
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large head and onto victory!
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Maybe my head is big.
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Zim!
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Come on! You're not
mad about that whole
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leaving-you-to-rot
thing, are you?
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Organs... exploding...
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I'm not here because I like
you, Dib. I'm just here for your
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filthy Gargantuan head!
- Oh, now it's Gargantuan!
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Find them! That kid
is our only hope!
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O-okey.
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I've set the robot thing
for auto-defense.
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It'll buy us some time when we
will use this thing to widen the
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portal in your stinking head!
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I don't really know
how to use that!
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I've used more complicated
devices as play things!
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I'll figure it out!
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Hey! Quit it!
That's my head!
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There! That should
be wide enough!
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What about me!?!
How do I get back!?!
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Good question.
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But I don't care!
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There! Through that hole!
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Nooo!
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We... we made it!
I made it!
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As soon as my skeleton stops being
broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
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At last, a new perfect
world for me to...
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Disgusting!
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Look at the head on that one!
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I'm gonna...
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Such horrible doodads!
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Oh, boy.
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Well, I'll... see you
guys at school!
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Subtitles: Ainee
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I hate Halloween.
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