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Invader Zim
Bolognius Maximus
s01e12A (s03e05)
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Subtitles: Ainee and Andy
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You know, anyone who
watches you obsessively
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every day would notice that you
never actually eat any of the food.
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Why is that, Zim?
Don't like the taste,
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or is it something more?
A weakness?
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Don't be ridiculous! I have
already stuffed my normal
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human belly so full of
delicious human fiiilth
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that I could not eat another bite.
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Bologna!
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The meat! The meat!
The horrible meat!
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You're late, Dib! This is
the third time this week.
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Sorry, Miss Bitters. I was in
the biology room trying to get
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pictures of that
vampire gerbil in action.
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That excuse is getting old.
Sit down!
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Are you still mad about
that thing with the sandwich?
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Hey, Bologna-Boy!
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You got Bologna
on his head!
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That's it, Dib. Laugh now, yes!
Laugh and frolic in your vile
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meats of evil...
Meats of evil!
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But know that vengeance
shall be mine!
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Oh, how it will be mine!
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This is your vengeance, Zim?
A tack? That's pathetic.
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Even for you.
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Class, today's horrible lesson
is about something horrible.
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Open your horrible
textbooks to page 2038.
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Beautiful. If Dib's cellular reaction
is the same as it is for these
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test cells, then my vengeance
will truly be complete.
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Sleep well this night,
miserable human.
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For it will be the last peaceful
sleep you will ever know.
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They try and say it's just a regular
mountain range on the Martian surface,
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and it's just a trick of the light,
but come on!
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It is so a monkey face.
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Go away!
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Looks like you finally found
some friends who actually
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wanna be around you.
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Quit it!
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Hey... I'm delicious.
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Gaz! Taste me!
I'm delicious.
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Late again, Dib!
And what is it this time?
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Vampire babies or
Bigfoot mailmen?
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Dogs... chasing me...
So many dogs!
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Hey! What's that
nasty sandwichy smell?
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I guess it's... Dib!
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Dude...! Dude...!
I left my underwear on
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for a month once and it
kinda smelled like he does!
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Who's the joke on now, Dib?
I told you you'd suffer my
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revenge and now look at you!
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What? Your mind-controlling
slobbery dogs now?
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Real scary, space boy.
A quick shower and your
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vengeance just washes right off.
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Aw man!
I'm gonna throw up!
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The stink!
Stiiiiiiiiiink!
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Silence! If I have to put
up with the awesome force
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of your collective child stench
every day, then so shall you all!
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What... is that smell?
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So familiar.
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The school has lost its
funding for textbooks,
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so you've all been given
wildlife survival manuals.
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Today you will be quizzed
on how to skin a moose!
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Miss Bitters, I think there's a
skinned moose somewhere in the class!
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Dib? You stink! Go to
the bathroom and roll
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around in the toilet until
you smell better!
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But I'll smell like the toilet!
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Exactly.
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But... Willy was the
last one to use it!
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Now!
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Oh yeah, Dib? Uh... my
vengeance is now complete.
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Nope... Still delicious!
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No one should be this delicious!
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What's going on!?!
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Zim!
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Computer! Analyze!
Run a chemical check!
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Is there any unusual foreign
substance on the tack?
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Analysis done.
Unknown substance detected.
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And my skin sample, does it
contain the same substance?
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Yes. Substance
detected in Dib cells.
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So, a foreign DNA sequence!
And Zim got it inside me
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by making me sit on that tack!
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Computer, where did this
DNA originate from?
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Analyzing...
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Bologna! Zim has introduced
Bologna DNA into my body!?!
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Computer, have I
absorbed the Bologna?
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No. Subject Dib has been
fused with subject Bologna.
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Noooo!
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Zim?
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Is it a fair fight? Is this
moose creature wielding
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any sort of projectile weapons?
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No. No, it's not.
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I know what you've done,
Zim, and it's not funny!
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Get away from me,
sandwich boy!
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The cure! Make it stop, Zim!
Make this thing you've done to me stop!
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There is no cure!
And I'll never make it stop!
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You might as well resign
yourself to your meaty fate!
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I told you you would
forever rue the day
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you messed with Zim!
Now, begin your ruing!
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I'll just... sit here
and... watch.
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Nooo!
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I know all about your
little trick, Zim.
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I must admit, it's a pretty
good joke. I...
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I think it deserves some praise.
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Finally, the day has come.
It's about time you acknowledged
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me as the superior
being I so am.
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It will make my victory
even sweeter to know that...
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Joke's on you, Zim!
Now you have to find
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a cure for the Bologna thing!
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Fool! You think I would
share the cure with you?
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I'll find a cure and keep
it all to myself and then
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watch you transform more
and more into what you really
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are deep down in your heart!
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Deep down I'm Bologna?
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Yes.
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That's just dumb.
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Dumb like a moose,
Dib. Dumb like a moose!
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Hey wait!
The cure!
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No! The reaction is much
quicker inside of me!
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It's worse than I imagined!
Computer, quickly engineer
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a serum to reverse the
effects of the mutagine!
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Command voice not recognized.
Intruder present.
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Intruder?! I am Zim!! Run a
scan to verify that I am Zim!
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Bio scan verification complete.
Intruder is Bologna.
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The dogs! After my juicy
meat body of bologna meat!
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Zim! What are
you doing here?
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My base, my labs, they
don't think I'm really me!
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The transformation is so bad it
sees me as a different creature now!
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I must use your labs!
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You want to use my labs?
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It's the only way! I must find
the cure! Quickly, the dogs!
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Listen to them!
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You know, it would
benefit you as well.
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Just this once...
We work together!
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Mortal enemies working
together for the common goal!
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Be quiet!
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Finally! I think
we've done it!
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Oh, you rotten
alien monster!
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This inferior equipment! Irken
babies play with more advanced toys!
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Hey! We wouldn't be
in this mess if it weren't
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for your stupid evil!
This is all your fault!
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Now what, Zim?
What's your next plan?
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Let's run screaming.
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You jerk!
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