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Invader Zim Bloaty's Pizza Hog s01e10B (s03e02)

This is it, Gaz.

Months of spying on Zim's freakish little house are about to pay off.

I know every outer defense and just enough of the inner

ones actually make it down to the real base underneath.

And once I get in there, I'm...

...man am I gonna do something.

I'm trying to draw a little piggy.

Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?

Be quiet!

Don't you care that Zim's trying to destroy all mankind?

But he's so bad at it.

You... you just don't get it.

Gaz, it's the annual family night out and it's your turn

to pick where we eat.

The time for choosing... is now.

What's the matter? Do you know where you...?

Bloaty's... We are going to Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

The pig... commands me!

That sounds fine. I'll be home at eight.

I'll be home in time for mysterious mysteries.

You know dad's taking us out tonight.

I picked Bloaty's.

This is bigger than pizza, Gaz. This is the fate of all mankind.

You and your mankind.

Whatever. Look, if I'm not at home in time, call this

number and tell them: the Mothman is caught in the spider's web.

They'll know what you mean.

But, like I said, I'll probably be back before the mysteries theme song starts.

You can go now.

Welcome truth seekers, to mysterious mysteries...

... of strange mystery.

Kids, I'm home. Are you ready to go?

Where's your brother?

He's out. Let's go.

No, no! It's family night. That means everyone.

If he doesn't get back soon we'll have to put it off till next year.

What about the rest of this year?

Well... Simmons, how does my schedule look for the rest of this year?

Busy, sir, very busy.

Wait! Something just opened up for september.

Oh, scratch that, it just filled up.

No good, honey. It has to be today.

And I've got a cure to discover at nine thirty.

So if he's not home soon, we'll going to have to cancel the whole thing.

Gaz, come in, Gaz. Emergency!

There you are, Gaz. Looks like you'll have

tape the show for me. I made it in!

It's incredible! There are things down here I've never even dreamed of.

I'm gonna try to blow it up.

Come home, now Dib!

Your weird obsessions are not gonna mess today up for me.

I just wanna go out and eat with dad. That's all.

Stop playing with Zim and get back here!

You're breaking up, I... can't hear you... I... what?

Zim! You'll never get away with... aaah!

You've got away with it for now Zim!

But you won't get away with it for long!

Make sure you don't record over any old episodes!

Hello, little boy.

How embarrassing!

I'm guarding the house!

Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

Come to Bloaty's Pizza Hog!

We got games. We got Bloaty.

We got pizza.

What more you askin' for?

We love you Bloaty!

I love you, kid.

Where's Dib?

None may pass! You are an intruder!

Where is Dib?

He went down there.

You're sure they took this one?

Yes!

Wait...

Impressive that you got inside my base, Dib.

If you hadn't made the stupid mistake of trying to transmit a message

I may never have caught you.

But I did catch you!

And by the Irken rules of war, you are my prisoner.

You'll do your species the honour of being one of the first

to be experimented on.

Just one experiment. Then I go rescue him.

Now, Dib. Lets see what you look like with all your organs.

On the outside!

On the outside! Get it? The outside!

Okay dad, we can go to Bloaty's now.

No, no, no. We can't go anywhere with him like that.

Family night is cancelled until his organs are inside him again.

Cancelled?!

Nooo!

That's enough of that.

Come on, Dib.

What is this?

Is this some kind of a joke?

Dib, you've really sunk low, if you think your little sister can help you.

I made that containment chamber myself.

I would destroy you right now, if I didn't expect

to get so much amusement from watching you trying to get him out.

Gaz, you rescued me!

Yeah, yeah, now let's go.

We can't leave now! We can stop him once and for all.

You and me, as a team. What do you say?

What're you doing?! We can't leave him like this.

He's vulnerable. We can stop his reign of terror.

All I want is to have some pizza, hang out with dad

and not let your weirdness mess up my day.

Reign of terror, Gaz! Reign of terror!

You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power!

Your pitiful rescue attempt is nothing but a pitiful failure.

Stupid stinking humans.

Doesn't this station have escape pods?

Of course, they're right over there.

Stupid, stupid...

Come on, Gaz. You'd sacrifice the entire planet

just for some pizza?

Look, you got to pick what we ate last time and now it's my turn.

Why can't you just go tomorrow?

You just don't get it, do you?

Try to outrun me in one of my own ships?

Dad, it's me!

Did you find your brother?

Yeah, I'm going to meet you at Bloaty's, okay?

Alright.

I've got to go, dad. Dib's little friend is bugging me.

Too easy.

Hold on to something.

I can't!

All right. This is gonna be rough.

I eat too many pizza.

Please, Gaz. Listen to reason. He's still out there.

He'll be back. He's gonna...

No more pizza.

Make sure that you keep a close eye on the pressure.

And I'll be back in the lab in about an hour.

I had him! I had him, Gaz!

If you hadn't rescued me I would've...

There he is! Gaz, unstrap me!

Now, Dib. We finish this once and for... ahhh!

Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Bloaty's Pizza Hog.

What... form of... earth monsters... are these...?!

There. See? You won. Eat your pizza.

I can't.

Subtitles: Ainee and Andy