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Invader Zim A Room With a Moose s01e09A (s02e07)

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What's your home planet's name, Zim?

Come on, Zim, tell me! I'll find out everything

about you sooner or later! I'll find out everything...

No, I don't think you will, Dib.

I don't think you will!

So, right around there, a negative stigma was

attached to the idea of surviving on human flesh.

Still, there were isolated groups of zombies that...

Yes, Dib?

Ms. Bitters... Zim's trip to the restroom

has lasted a reaaal long time!

I recall you spending quite a long time in there recently as well.

That was corn-and- -mayonnaise day!

Oh, that's no excuse!

He's up to something. I just know it!

My business... is done!

Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?

Nonsense! I had much to do!

So much!!!

Greetings, children of Earth!

This is your new school announcer!

A special surprise mandatory field trip is happening for the

following lucky children: Morla,

Flan, Retch Rutchie. Everyone in Ms. Bitters' class

except for Zim.

And especially Dib. All these children

get to go to a special place made entirely of food.

I like food. Now check this out!

Go, all of you, go!

What about Zim? Why isn't he going?

I guess I'm just not smart enough.

Yeah... Stupid.

It hurts me to see all you... dirty monsters go off

to have so much fun. I guess I'll just have to

stay and study harder.

Watch him closely, Ms. Bitters.

When did they start putting the driver behind a door?

Oh, man! He's sitting near us!

Okay, I know what you're gonna say,

but I think there's something seriously wrong about this

whole surprise field trip thing.

You are so weird.

Now, open up your text book and begin memorizing

the copy right information. You will be quizzed on this!

Ms. Bitters, I have a mighty need

to use the restroom once again.

Okay, but that's your last restroom break

for the rest of the school year.

I shut it off, GIR. It worked.

Let's go home.

Phase 2 is under way.

That's my favorite phase!

Leave no evidence!!!

What is this? We've been passing

the same stuff over and over again!

Look at that dog! That dog's gone by four,

maybe five times already!

What's wrong with the dog?

Yeah, I like the dog!

- Dib... - Yeah... Dib.

Excuse me...

Go back to your seat, young man, and keep

your arms and legs inside the bus!

I couldn't help but notice y...

Hello Dib!

This wouldn't be as much fun without you sticking

your smelly nose in here.

As you may have already guessed, this is a trap.

You're really one of the only people who can

appreciate the amazingness of this plan, so I'll let you in

on what it is. Actually, I'll let you see.

Look out the window, would you?

Listen to him. Weirdo.

My mission might not be as exciting without you

around to annoy me. But it will be more... pleasant.

Your fellow bus mates all smelled their fates

the moment they stood in the way of my mission of doom.

But you, destroying you will be the greatest victory.

You won't get away with this, Zim!

(GIR) Where are my walnuts?

I already got away with it. See, look out the window.

I would say I've got away with it pretty nicely.

You're launching your enemies into space?!

That's your plan?! This is crazy!

Launching you into space is just the first part of my plan!

Now is where the fun really starts!

A wormhole? Is that a wormhole?!

Impressed yet?

Well, it's better than just launching us into space.

Road's gettin' bumpy!

That's a great dog.

The wormhole is only phase 2 of my scheme.

- There's more? - So much more.

I researched many different wormholes

with many possible outcomes. It was very

difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.

One wormhole would have spat you out into

a dimension of pure itching!

There. See?

You can't really tell but that stuff's really itchy.

Another would've sent you to a dimension of pure dooky!

But I chose this particular wormhole especially

for the occasion. You see, at the end

of this wormhole lies...

a room... with a moose!

Nooo... Wait a minute, did you say a room with a moose?

Yes! Your fear is overwhelming, no?

No. What's so scary about a room with a stupid moose in it?

I mean, yeah, that's a big moose, but really.

Oh, I will show you. Prepare your bladder for imminent release!

- Are those walnuts? - Yes.

(GIR) My walnuts!

Now, watch the monitor, Dib. Watch it carefully.

No! No! Noooo!

Now, Dib. I leave you to your...

(GIR) Moosey fate, say moosey fate!

Your moosey fate.

Everyone! We're in a wormhole!

Zim has launched us into a wormhole and we're flying

towards something horrible! Something just horrible!

Wait! There might be hope!

I can use my computer to plot out the course of the wormhole!

I'm gonna punch you in your wormhole!

There! Just ahead! A fork in the wormhole!

The left leads directly to the room with the moose.

To the right...

Earth! Home!

Okay, Dib. Before you really try to think of a way out of this,

think about what that would mean.

On one hand, you'd be saving yourself.

On the other hand, you'd also be saving...

them!

Look! He's talking to himself again!

You guys are just begging to face the moose!

My mission might not be as exciting without you

around to annoy me. But it will be more... pleasant.

No! Without me the Earth is doomed!

I can't let Zim run free, not while there's still hope!

Everybody! I think I've got a plan!

If we all move over to the right side of the bus,

we just might be able to steer this thing clear of the moose room!

Come on! We can go home!

If we go over there, then we'd be near you.

That doesn't sound cool.

Do you see our dilemma?

Hurry! There isn't much time!

The moose! The moose!

Now he's talking about a moose.

GIR!

What a stupid field trip!

Almost as stupid as Dib!

- Yeah, almost! - I'm gonna miss that dog.

No! Noooo! The moose has failed me!

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