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Invader Zim Planet Jackers s01e07A (s02e03)

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Computer, locate Invader Flobee.

Flobee seems to be doing alright.

Computer, show me Invader Stink.

Stink never was much of an invader. I'd be surprised

if he's even got a good disguise yet.

Resting on the job, eh, Stink? Pathetic!

All the invaders are farther along in their conquest than I am!

Computer, show me Invader Skutch!

Skutch was a total failure in the academy.

Hey, what is this?!

Computer, I wanna see Invader Skutch!

Exact Skutch coordinates set.

I see no Skutch! Go back to Stink.

GIR! Come to the observatory!

- Yes? - What have you done to the telescope?

- Nothin'. - You haven't touched it?

Something is broken and it's not your fault?

I know, I'm scared too.

Computer, display scope image on screen.

I love this show.

What is that?

I know this from somewhere...

- Do that again! - If what I saw was

what I thought I saw, then there isn't time to fix the scope!

I'll have to find another more powerful telescope

to confirm my... suspicions...

Let's make biscuits! Let's make biscuits!

What about that one?

It certainly looks powerful enough...

but it belongs to the Dib human.

So? He seems nice!

We want to destroy these people, not ask them for help.

The very thought of it makes me make little... sicky noises.

I need to use your telescope.

Gaz, there's an alien in the house!

You mean besides you?

We don't have time for this, Dib!

Your world might be in very great danger!

Well, yeah, you're trying to destroy the human race, remember?

Oh, yes, but this is different, there's something else entirely.

I need the use of your telescope!

You think I'm stupid? I mean, what kind of

weak alien needs the help of the people he intends to conquer?

Have you seen the sky?

I'm not going out there, Zim!

I'm not falling for whatever it is you're up to!

Earth is safe once more, but for how long?

Be quiet!

Stupid human!

We only have one option, GIR!

We're takin' the Voot Cruiser out to investigate.

It's a good thing I fixed the g-force compensators

on the cruiser before this little trip we're about to take.

It was acting kinda funny.

G-force.

What did we hit?

Noooooo!!!!

The Earth has been stolen, GIR!

- Stolen? - By the Planet Jackers!

Computer, bring up the Planet Jackers holo simulation.

They sneak up on unsuspecting planets

and enclose them in a hollow metal bubble.

The inside of the sphere is one big television screen,

which projects a sky so no one knows what happened.

I like TV!

Those earthquakes we've been feeling are the pull

from when they change direction.

Tell me a story about giant pigs!

The Planet Jacker's homeworld orbits a dying sun.

They throw planets into it like firewood to keep it burning.

And now, they have the Earth.

- Yaaay! - No, GIR, that's bad.

Do you know what this means?

Yes.

You don't really, do you?

It means we won't get to destroy it!

Our mission will be a total failure!

Imagine the Irken armada showing up and the entire planet is missing!

There's got to be a way out of the shell.

There!

That's it! That's them!

Look at that, binary system.

That's a pair of stars orbiting around each other.

You ever been to a binary system?

No.

Would it... kill you to say something?

Quiet, or I'll eat your head. Is that enough words for you?

I was just trying to make conversation.

- S'cuse me. - Hey, look at the little green guy!

What do you think you're doing?

Well, you see that planet back there?

- Yes. - We're gonna throw it into our sun.

Why, you gotta problem with that?

That one's gonna burn real good, lots of critters!

Critters burn good!

Yes, I have a problem! Maybe you have forgotten

about the Irken/Planet Jacker treaty, stating that

all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military

are to be left where they are!

No, no, this planet wasn't marked. This one's free game.

Then it's a mistake! I know for certain

the armada expects me to insure this planet's doom!

Can't you just go get some other planet?

I got a better idea. We'll take this planet,

and you go doom a different one.

I was here first!

I'm getting tired of you, green thing.

Look, Oog!

Pick up the pace, we're almost home!

There isn't much time!

GIR! Fly the cruiser. I have a plan.

An amazing plan...

I'll take care of it.

Please, stop that. It's really annoying!

Fools! I am Zim, Irken Invader Zim.

I am responsible for the safe obliteration

of the human race, not you!

That's it.

Release the planet, thief!

There's only one way to undue the coupling,

but you'll have to get through me first!

GIR! GIR! Catch me!

Bring the cruiser around and catch me!

Yes, sir!

Hi!

Let me in, GIR!

They're getting away! We're loosing the planet, GIR!

The Tallest will kill me for sure!

Now, time for another amazing plan from me, Zim!

The pods should cut through the shell.

I'll just have to keep them occupied so they don't notice what's happening.

You let me know when it's done.

Oog, look who's back.

Let's get this over with, little man!

Sure. Why not.

Preeeetty!

You had enough yet?

It's done!

Okay... I think I'm through with you!

The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR!

Now let's go destroy it!

Yaaay!

Another job well done, yeah?

Yeah...

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