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We'll be back with more mind-shattering
adventures in science in just a moment
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when Professor
Membrane returns.
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Invader Zim
Battle-Dib
s01e06B (s02e02)
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Subtitles: Ainee
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Audience tryouts are on
the other side of the building!
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No, I have to get in to
see Professor Membrane!
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Nobody gets in to see
Professor Membrane
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without a security
clearance!
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You don't get it!
He's my dad!
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Really, I need
him to sign this!
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Will you cut
that out?!
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If I don't get him to
sign this, the world
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as we know it
will be destroyed!
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Okay. You
explain it to me.
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Okay...
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Agent Mothman, your fellow
Swollen Eyeball members
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agree to see this presentation
of yours at 8:00 sharp tonight.
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But you will need a signed permission
slip to attend tonight's meeting.
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Are you kidding? I need my dad's
permission to save the world?
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Don't try faking
a signature either.
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The paper is programmed to
explode in just such an event.
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Well, they at least gave
me this chance to present
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my findings on Zim.
I can't mess this up.
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Mankind
depends on it!
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Hey!
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Gaz! What are
you doing here?
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I can't believe I don't have handcuffs
to lock this thing to my wrist!
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Okay, checklist. Briefcase,
permission slip, extra copy
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of permission slip just in
case... I think that's it.
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Oh yeah!
Thanks, Gaz!
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Don't want to starve to
death while saving the Earth!
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Let it be known
that from this day,
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until the end of the day,
vengeance will be mine.
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Dib, you will not know
the meaning of peace,
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for I shall rain misery down
upon your pizza-stealing heart!
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I thought I'd
help you out.
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Thank you, Gaz. It's about
time somebody helped out.
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You'd think people would
be a little more eager to help
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fight off an invading
alien swarm.
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Now if you would
just show me to the...
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Professor Membrane
is shooting his show.
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The only way you get to see him
is if you make it into the audience.
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But he's my dad!
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Other side of
the building!
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Fanboy...
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This is the Professor Membrane
audience admissions exam.
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You need to take an
exam to be in the audience?
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This exam will test your
knowledge of science,
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math, and the personal
history of Professor Membrane.
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How am I supposed to know what
Dad's first sentient thought was?
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It was, "I will
poop now."
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It's here in his
autobiography.
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- That's not it, it's...
- How did you get in here?
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I took the
staff entrance.
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There's a staff
entrance?
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Fine! Maybe I don't
know Dad's first poop,
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but I can beat this test with my
superior knowledge of science.
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94 percent.
Your score is...
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unacceptable!!!
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Evaluating...
94.1 percent.
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Your score is...
acceptable!
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Congratulations!
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Okay, that
was annoying.
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But at least
it was easy.
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Welcome to the audience
admissions test, round two!
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Round two?
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- Gaz?
- Staff entrance.
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Junior scientist, choose
your science tool!
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Okay...
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Now, let the
battle begin!
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Battle?
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Feel the power
of Shunk Wugga!
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Don't worry small friend.
Shunk have plan.
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We end in tie we
both go see show.
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What? Okay,
Shunk was it?
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Point goes to
contestant number one!
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All of Shunk's
dreams not come true!
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I'm not sure what kind
of test this is, Gaz,
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but I seem to
be doing okay.
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Little guy betray me!
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Shunk feel hurt
like never before!
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You know, he said
he could slice you...
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Like a pizza! And your head
is hideously misshapen.
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No!
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Battle 2 of 3! Test
your knowledge
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of combustion
with Pyrochaos!
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What does this have
to do with science?!
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- Come down.
- Nnnno.
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Come down
and face Shunk.
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No.
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Shunk!!!
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How did you pass the verbal
portion of the exam anyway?
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Score goes to
contestant 2.
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Let the tie
breaker begin!
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It may be time
to change strategies.
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Yeah? Maybe
I can help.
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Tell Shunk I'm willing to
reconsider his offer for a tie.
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Dib says he wants you to
explode and your head is still big.
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Doctor say big head
not mean anything bad!
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Shunk not bad!
Shunk eat enemy!
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Prepare for the
final contest!
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Testing your knowledge
of the insect world
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and cybernetic
death machines,
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cyborarachnarama!
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Cyberachno?
Spider robots?
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Do spiders
have robots?
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Hey, Shunk, how 'bout we
do that tie thing now, eh?
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Big head can go
off and explode huh?
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See? It's a tie!
This way we both win!
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Shunk destroy!
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The winner is
Shunk Wugga!
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All losers leave
the arena. Now.
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Wait! I'm Doctor
Membrane's son!
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Run a DNA test!
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You gotta
believe me!
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Come on... listen...
to me... lemme... go...
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Gaz! Help me! I'm
sorry about your tacos
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or whatever,
just help me...
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Excuse me, do
you have a pen?
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Here you go.
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Forgery alert. This permission
slip will self destruct in 5 seconds.
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Hey, get back
here! You!
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Watch out!
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Dad's dressing room must be
around here somewhere!
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You gotta sign this! For
the sake of all mankind!
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No, no. I don't sign autographs
backstage, little boy.
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Little boy?
Dad, I'm your...
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There's the intruder!
Get him!
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Noooooo!!!
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Planet Earth,
doooomed!
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Next time, we'll call your
parents! Or legal guardian!
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This is awful. When
the aliens have come
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and we're all slaves
to their alien evil,
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will the world ever
know how hard I tried?
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Will they?
Huh? Huh?
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Oh yeah, Professor
autographed this for ya.
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My permission slip! I can
give my presentation!
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I did it! The
world is saved!
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I can do
my presen...
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My fellow Eyeballs. I won't
make you wait any longer.
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What you are about to hear
and see will... um... will..
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Could we
reschedule this?
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Subtitles: Ainee
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Obey the fist!
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