Original subtitles

Invader Zim Parent Teacher Night s01e03A = s01e05

Subtitles: Ainee

And you, Mary: Right where your head is,

before the Big Bang, there was nothing there!

And outside, where that squirrel is,

there was nothing!

And under your chairs, nothing!

And by that tree, where that dog is, nothing.

Don't forget that tonight is parent-teacher night.

Everyone is required to bring their parents to the cafeteria.

I never agreed to attend this parent-teacher night!

- Yes, you did. - No. You lie! You lie!!!

Zim, are you going to bring your parents to parent-teacher night?

Yeah, sure, whatever.

Why would you tape that?

Putting up a lot of fight for something as simple as

parent-teacher night, Zim. I bet he doesn't even know

what parents are! - Of course, I do...

Welcome to life, Irken child.

Report for duty.

I love you, cold unfeeling robot arm!

You will be here tonight, Zim.

You and your parents!

Yeah! See you and your parents tonight, Zim!

Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents.

And they shall be the greatest, most parental parents ever!

Welcome home, son!

Is the lady of the house in?

That's me! I am house lady. Brush your teeth!

I'm selling make-up and I just know

you'll find something great in...

I said, brush your teeth!

I'll see you and your parents tonight, Zim!

By the way, it's not called Parent-Teacher Night,

it's called Zim doom parent, Zim doom

zimmy... doom... night!

Watch out for that puppy.

No, wait! Come back! I need stuff!

Welcome home, son!

You want some dinner, sweetheart?

What am I going to do? I only have a few hours before this...

...parent-teacher thing.

The parent decoys aren't ready for that kind of service.

Their interactive skills are too limited. Unless...

GIR!

Yes, sir!

GIR, we have to program the parents to learn human social

behavior if they are to join me for parent-teacher night.

Yes sir, right away!

"Failure to rotate stock destroys merchandise."

"You stupid moron!"

Oh, this is my favorite show!

Wait, no, this is my favorite show!

Look, it's my favorite show!

My spine!

- I love this show. - No, GIR!

The robot parents must learn proper parenting

from this video program!

Make sure they watch the entire video, GIR.

The fate of our mission depends on it!

We sure are proud of our little boy.

We sure are!

Are you plagued by grass stains?

I like burritos... but they sure don't like me!

Who does your hair?

We now return to our movie in progress.

"Poke of Doom!"

I love this show.

- Are you ready dear? - Yes.

Well then we otta be on our way.

- Yes! - We sure are proud of you, son.

We sure are...

I love this show.

Hey kids, it's your dad!

I never knew he was a floating head!

No, he's not. My dad's just really busy

and he couldn't be here in person.

He's transmitting live from his lab across town.

Hey, my dad was like that too, you know

I understand. It's nice to meet you, professor.

I'm Mr. Elliot, your daughter Gaz's teacher!

I'm sorry but I'm very busy right now.

We're testing some highly unstable...

Nooo! You have the mixture all wrong!

These are my parents, I love them with all my heart.

I must have punch now!

When you were my students, I said you'd amount to nothing.

And I was right, you're nothing!

Hello, Zim.

- Dib. - Dad, there's somebody I want you to meet.

This is Zim. You know, the alien.

And what country is the little green boy from?

Yes, yes, that's fascinating.

So, what's goin' on?

My mom won't shut up about me.

It's really embarrassing.

At least she's not showing the pictures.

Oh, and you've just gotta see these pictures!

Now here's Billy cryin' when he was kicked off

the soccer team for cryin' too much!

Grass stains sure are tough to get out of those soccer uniforms!

Sports aren't everything. I'm sure your boy will find...

something he's good at.

That's true. Hey! Try one of these cookies!

My wife made them! Thanks, Ted!

Oh no. Honey, is it...

Yup!

Diarrhea!

I have just the thing for that!

Who does your hair?

My head!

Mom, I think we should go home now!

Don't tell me what to do young man!

You go to your room!

Hey, is your dad feeling well?

Yes, he's perfectly fine.

Nothing to worry about! My dad lost his arm in...

...the war! - That was my squeezin' arm.

They took my squeezing arm!

Why my squeezing arm?

Quit pokin' my mom's head!

Look, mom, we really have to go!

Please. Now, please!

Honey, you're upset!

Yes! And I want to go home!

I know what'll cheer you up.

Look everyone, look!

Can't you see that this woman is suffering from

severe pokie trauma?!

Mom, dad. I think I've broken my spine!

My spine!

Honey. I think it's time we took you home.

Let me guess. Nobody saw that, right?

Hey! That kid's throwing punch!

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