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Invader Zim NanoZim s01e02B (s01e04)

Subtitles: Ainee

Security breach!

An intruder!

GIR! You left the door open again!

I got chocolate bubblegum!

GIR, with an entire planet of enemies waiting for us

to drop our guard, we have to be very careful not to have

our guards get all... droppy. Understand?

I'll take that as a yes. Now, I'm going down

below to check the laser weasel experiment.

I think they're ripe by now!

Computer!!! Take me to the Weasels!

Wow!

- Hey! - It wasn't me.

Yes, it was! Computer! Intruder alert!

Now I have proof, Zim! Photographic evidence!

Soon, your Zim guts will be strewn all over an autopsy table!

You left the window open too?!

Oh yeah...

Zim wasn't in class today, Gaz.

- Maybe he's sick. - Yeah, sick with fear!

Once these pictures get out, he won't be able to hide any longer!

I'm gonna send them to 'Mysterious Mysteries'

and then the world will know!

Maybe they'll let me host the show.

My own episode!

I'm only 13 levels away from finishing this game,

so I either finish my game or make you wish I was never born.

For years, the world has wondered,

"Are there aliens among us?"

But we here at Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery

have always known the answer to this question.

And that answer is a resounding 'maybe.'

Which is why, as always, we ask you, our viewers,

to help us put an end to this question once and for all.

Send us your proof of alien existence,

and a sub-address stamped envelope.

What?

Remember earlier the whole 'bugging me' thing?

You're doing it again.

I'm not doing this, Gaz! I don't have control of my arms!

I'm letting you live this time, Dib, but only because I'm still

getting through this last level.

But Gaz!

- Hello, Dib! - What the...?

Zim! What are you doing in my TV?!

I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from...

inside your body!!! Spooky, yes?

At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic

submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly

attached to your arm control nerve!

Arm control nerve?

Yes, arm control nerve.

- In my... belly? - Yes!

Humans don't have arm control nerves!

Do not question me! I control your arms!

I don't understand, how did you get inside of me?

A funny story. It begins this afternoon in the cafeteria.

- Maybe he's sick. - Yeah, sick with fear!

Once these pictures get out, he won't be able

to hide any longer! I'm gonna send them

to 'Mysterious Mysteries' and then the world will know!

Now, down to business!

No!!!

You didn't think I'd send the original disk, did you?

That was a copy. Only I know where the original disk is.

Idiotic human. I'll just go to your brain

and delete the knowledge of where you hid the master disk.

And, as an added bonus, I might as well make your

entire brain... not smart... no more.

Noooo!!!

Dad! Dad, I need your help!

The world needs my help, son!

Do you still have that microscopic nano-ship

thing you were working on?

Of course!

The controls are over there. Why do you need this, son?

There's an alien in my guts, and he's trying to destroy my brain!

Well, run along then.

I'm coming, Zim!

What the...? Oh no, you don't!

With Dib turned into a drooling moron,

nothing will stand in my way, not even... drool!

Guess who's right behind you, Zim.

Hey, what game is that?

This is no game, this is my life!

Yeah, it's cool looking, but it still just looks like a game.

Zim: "You can't beat me, Dib. My piloting skills are unmatched."

Is that Zim? Is this an online game?

Gaz, please. I need to concentrate.

Let's see.

How 'bout this?

I've been flying ships since before you were born,

sad little Earth monkey!

My spleen!

Now I'm in your trachea, Dib. Your brain is so close I can smell it.

- Can I play? - Wait a minute.

He's in my trachea.

Get away from my brain, Zim!

Enough already! Prepare for some doom!

- Quarter circle back. - What?!

The transformation move. It's always quarter circle back.

Oh hey, look at that!

When you die, can I play?

Come on, Dib! Let me play!

You're doing it wrong! I could beat him!

No way! He's in my organs! Not yours!

Quit it!

I don't really know the controls yet!

Oh no!

This is kind of sad, Dib. I will put an end to this now.

Arms... like... noodles!!!

It's my turn.

Now, let's see where you are keeping the

location of the disk, Dib.

There!

He's in my head... knowledge... losing...

brain... poop.

I can't remember where the file is, Gaz!

He did it! He made me forget!

Quiet, Dib!

And now, to unleash stupidity on your entire brain.

From this day forth you will not be a threat to me any...

The human doesn't know when to quit.

I'll finish with the rest of your brain after I deal

with your junky... junk thing.

He's not even trying!

Help! Please!

That game was stupid!

Now, for my finishing move!

Wait, Dib, what's going on?!

Nooo!!!

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