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Are you still cleaning?

Gigi, seriously.

This place is a disaster.

And you know I can't go anywhere until it's clean. It's fucking spotless in

here. You need to actually clean your dishes.

I know. I'm getting to that. I'm getting to that. You know what?

What? Have at it. Oh, fuck off.

You can have it. I'm cleaning that. You can have it.

Oh, we'll go to lunch. Relax.

How's your coffee? Do you have enough? It's pretty good. Are you getting cranky

on me?

No. God.

Do I ever get cranky on you? Yes, you do.

When you've not had enough caffeine, you absolutely get cranky. I live for

caffeine. I know you do. I do. I need it. How many cups have you had already

today?

This is like my third.

Sorry.

Okay, yeah, maybe we're going to cut you off after this. I don't need the

coffee. I need my caffeine, babe. Me too.

I know. I know. So, what's going on? What's going on?

I just wish my husband, like, actually fucked me more.

He's such an asshole.

Still?

Yes, still.

So, I thought things were better after therapy.

Well, they were.

I don't want to talk about it.

I get it. I get it. I get it.

Let's figure out where we're going to eat.

I'm starving.

Oh my God. I didn't eat yet today because I knew we were going out. So

you want? You want salad?

I'm thinking sushi.

Ooh. That sounds so good right now. Yeah. Oh my God. Light, fresh.

I know. I love the old.

The fine.

Me too. Hi, Jamie.

What did you do? Is that a new way to greet your stepmom?

What are you doing?

Hi.

Hi, Jamie.

How are you doing?

How was your day today?

Do anything specific for dinner we're gonna go grab lunch and I can grab

whatever you want while we're out

What's going on with him?

I don't know.

Like, he's been like this for the last couple weeks.

I think he's a girl. Oh, God. It's always the girls.

I know.

I, like, I know he was really into this girl. And he's just, he's got the

sweetest heart. And he loves love.

And I'm sure he'll, it'll work out. Yeah.

He's adorable.

Yeah. And he will. He will. He's, I mean, it's part of that.

Right. It's part of that cycle.

phase that he's going through.

Totally. Yeah. Totally, totally.

And he'll find it, but I just don't want him to settle, you know? Like, I know.

You get desperate, and I just worry about him. So, are you done? Yeah. Yeah,

done. Thank you. All right, cool. I'm going to get these rinsed.

Okay. Let's get going.

Poor Jimmy.

He's a tough kid.

Oh, he'll get back on.

He'll be fine.

I'm not worried about it. Like, you know, kids are resilient.

Yeah. He'll get through it.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to run to the bathroom for a minute, okay?

I can't. Hurry up. I'm hungry.

Jimmy?

Hey.

Jimmy.

Hey. Hey.

How are you doing?

So tell me what's going on.

What are you talking about?

Didn't we just have this conversation in there? Hey, come here. Get down. I want

to talk to you.

Please. I'll get you out of here a little faster, okay?

What's going on?

Something's wrong. I can tell. What did my stepmom tell you?

She didn't tell me anything.

She promised.

You came in the kitchen and you were really, I don't know, you seemed down.

You know, just some things.

I mean, it's nothing. None of your concern, really.

Well, you can talk to me. Obviously, you need to talk to someone.

Is it a girl?

I mean, yeah. I mean, me and my girlfriend just broke up. You guys just

up. Oh, man.

It's all right.

Well, I mean, I know that's tough.

Breaking up is tough. It really is.

And, you know, it might sound cliche, but, you know, in order to move on,

got to find something new.

Yeah, I mean, that's easier said than done, don't you think?

Well, yeah, I mean, it might be, but it might not be that hard.

I mean, what kind of women do you like?

I mean, you know, just women that are into me.

Oh, women that are into you. Okay.

Do you have anything specific?

No, not really.

Look, I'm glad you're concerned and everything, but I really just want to

back to my game.

I get it. I totally get it. I just, I have one more question while we're

here.

Have you ever thought about dating someone older?

I don't know.

What do you mean older? Like 25, 26?

No, I'm actually thinking something more along the lines of, you know, older.

Like a milf?

Yeah, like a MILF. Yeah, like a MILF.

MILFs are hot. They seem more experienced, usually a little more

Oh. They seem smarter, maybe funnier, more experienced.

Oh, wow.

I've never been with one.

So I get all that.

I do want to ask one more question.

Do you think I'm attractive?

Yeah, of course.

Oh, no.

Don't don't just tell me everything I want to hear I'm serious like do you

I'm hot like hot I Mean Yeah

Yeah,

I'm not just saying like attractive like, you know walking down the street.

mean like really do you think I'm hot?

I don't really want to say the wrong thing. I mean, I know you and my stepmom

talk a lot and stuff, and I don't want to get in trouble for all that.

I'm not going to tell your stepmom.

This is between us, and I'm actually very curious.

I kind of want to know.

I mean, yeah, you're hot. You're great.

Really? You think I'm hot hot?

Yeah, hot hot.

Oh, my God, that's so cute.

So you could actually think I'm hot without seeing me naked?

I mean, yeah, I mean, you can tell.

You look great.

Wow, thank you.

Yeah. I think so, huh?

Well, I mean, I can show you if you want. I can show you my tits.

Wait a minute.

Am I fucking being punked right now?

No, not at all.

I'm actually very serious.

She does have a sense of humor, are you sure? She didn't put you up to this? I

know she does, but no, she did not put me up to this. I promise.

So this is for real, for real?

Yes. So do you want to see my tits or not?

Well, I mean, in that case, I want to see your tits. Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Check out those real milk tits. Holy shit.

What do you think?

They're amazing.

So you like these?

Oh, for sure.

Yeah? Yeah, they're amazing.

One out of a ten, what would you say?

That's definitely a ten.

Yeah? For sure a ten.

Oh, well, thank you.

So, this is pretty hot, right?

Awesome. Yeah.

Do you want to touch them?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah. Is that okay?

Yeah, that's okay. Hurry up.

Do you like that?

I do.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Wow.

I've been wanting you to touch these for a while.

Yeah? Yeah.

Squishy.

You want to suck them?

Yeah. Yeah, suck them.

Hurry.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Wow, that feels so good, huh?

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

I'm kind of glad you and your girlfriend broke up.

Just a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. It feels so good.

Oh, wow.

I promise this is between me and you, not your stepmom. No,

for sure.

You're so good with your mouth.

Yeah,

bury yourself in that.

Just don't worry about it. Just be quiet.

Hi.

Hey. Hey. What are you guys doing?

I'm just talking to Jimmy.

I thought you were going to the bathroom.

I was, and I wanted to talk to Jimmy just to make sure he was doing okay.

Can I talk to you in here for a second, please?

Absolutely. Absolutely.

Yep. Just remember what we talked about, okay?

Bye.

So tell me what you want to talk about.

Really?

Yeah, really.

The sushi?

Yeah, I'm starving. But no, that's not what I'm mad about.

Oh, what's wrong? I can't believe you.

What are you talking about? I thought you were my best friend. I am your best

friend. You are not my best friend.

Aw, why would you say that?

Like, seriously?

What is going on?

I can't believe you.

You were just fine a few minutes ago. What is the problem?

I thought you were -

didn't go to the bathroom. That's not where I saw you. I started to go to the

bathroom. I told you.

Jimmy was walking through the kitchen. Yeah. He was really disturbed.

Yeah, that's where I saw you. Did you ever make it?

No, you didn't. I didn't. No.

No. You're right. You're right. I went in there to go talk to him. Do you think

that's, like, the right thing for you to do? To ask him how he's doing? Yeah.

Sure. You've known him less than I've known him.

What are you talking about? I saw you.

Okay, what did you... seen me do exactly.

You know.

What do you mean?

Um, your tits were in his mouth.

Oh.

You know what? You're right. I think I have a problem. I'm so sorry. I'm so

sorry. I'll never do it again. This isn't therapy, bitch.

Ouch.

You think I care about him sucking your tits?

It's the only thing in this house in any surplus room. You just got to him

before I did.

Wait, what? You didn't even talk to me about it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Flo, did you just go behind my back?

What are you talking about?

You don't think I wanted to fuck him too?

Good news is, if he went for that, he would definitely go for this.

You didn't.

You know that when we go out, I get all the looks.

Oh, shut up.

Did you not hear that brunettes have more fun than blondes? Yeah, but blondes

get all the attention, sweetheart.

But he's your stepson.

I don't know, like, a year.

So?

So you think you're the only one with sexual issues at home?

Well, no. You think Bob's the only one not fucking you? I mean, okay, touche,

but I'm just saying, that is your stepson. Yeah, like, he was with his mom

of the time of this last year. Like, he literally just got here.

I mean, again, like I said, he's the only thing with any testosterone in his

ass. You're kind of right about that, I guess. I know, right?

Yeah, that is true.

But you don't think I want to, like, fuck that, too?

I mean, sure, I can kind of see that, but I've just been waiting for, like,

right opportunity.

I just haven't had the right opportunity.

Well, I'll put in a good word for you. I'll let you know how he is.

Oh, you're hysterical.

I'll just find out for myself.

Oh, no.

Why don't we call him out here and see who he would pick?

Well, I just don't think that's a good idea.

Is this because you know you're going to get your feelings hurt?

Oh, no.

Let's just call him out then.

Jimmy!

Ask me something. Hi, Jimmy.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. How are you doing?

So, I kind of saw you.

Saw me what?

Well, I saw you sucking her tits.

I swear, I didn't have anything to do with that. She came in and was asking me

bunch of questions. Asking me if I like milk. And she was hot. And then hot,

hot. I didn't tell her. I didn't tell her. It's okay.

We were discussing,

and, well, we wanted to kind of know who you think is hotter.

This shit again? Oh my god.

It's okay.

You can tell her, because her feelings won't be hurt. It's okay.

I mean,

she did show me her tits.

Oh, well, of course, of course.

Jimmy. No, no, no. Mine, though.

No, uh -uh.

See, you can touch him. Go ahead.

Jimmy. Jimmy.

No, no, no. Hey, over here.

You like mine, though, right?

No, no. Look, honey. Look.

You got this stuck on her. Go ahead.

Yeah.

There you go.

It's okay. You can tell her.

Jimmy. Jimmy, come here. Come here. You can tell her that mine are better. No.

He loves mine. He said they were so hot.

Well, what do you think about mine? Just suck it for a sec.

Tell us who's hotter. Go ahead.

She's a big girl.

She's a big girl. She can handle it.

I don't know. This is too much.

I have an idea. You're going to fuck both of us.

Right? That's a brilliant idea.

I love that.

Then you can tell us after.

That I'm better. Oh, knock it off.

That is so not true.

We'll just see about that. Come on back.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

That's it, Jamie.

That feels so good.

It's been so long since I've had my tits waxed.

Just enjoy that for now because he's going to want one later.

What's it feel like?

Jimmy

sucks

mine better though.

I mean, they used to not be.

They're having too hard of a time over here.

Don't be mistaken.

I think someone is ready

I can't believe this is happening.

Step some coffee.

Are you already ready? No, you don't snap it.

No, you don't.

Oh,

this

is happening.

You can do it down there.

Great.

We'll see about that at the end.

But, you know, maybe you should go first.

I mean, you are the stepmom.

Are you good with that? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it, Jamie.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, it's so hard. Is it? Oh, my God, it's so hard. Oh, my

I can't wait to try it.

I love you, right?

I didn't know our couch stood there.

I think you learned something new.

That feels so good.

So good.

Give it to her like she needs it, Jimmy.

That was so good.

Oh shit.

Oh,

I don't think you're done with yours yet. I think so.

Oh, good.

How are you doing back there, Jimmy?

Are you in heaven?

Yes. I think we're fixing the girl problem. I

think so.

We're definitely fixing the girl problem.

I'm going to ride you like a cowgirl.

She's going to ride the fuck out of you.

You ready?

Ready for that?

Absolutely.

We'll see.

We'll see where you pump. And then we'll see.

You like my breakfast? Listen.

Yeah.

Get it.

Get it. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

That's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck that pussy.

Come on, Jimmy. Give it to her. Get it back in there.

Get it back in there.

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh my god!

I see why you don't like to fuck these young boys.

I know. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, he's sucking his tits.

That's how the whole fucking thing started, isn't it?

Why don't you give my ass a little tap?

I think better yet.

I think you should take your mom to step one again.

What do you say?

Why don't you lay down?

I'll let you do the work.

Good morning.

Should we do this once a week? Oh my god.

Yeah, literally.

When the guys go golfing. Oh my god, yes.

Oh, look at the cum all over your face.