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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,440 Wait. - Hi. - Erm, sorry, you've... 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,600 - What? - May I? 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:08,640 You've got the tag still on. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:11,520 - No. No! 5 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,400 Oh! 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,720 Oh, my God, tell me it's not true. 7 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,800 - Were you going to return that? - No. 8 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,960 I just... Will you stay with me for a sec while I process the fact 9 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,160 I've been mixing with a tag hanging out? 10 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:24,360 - Hey, hey, happens to the best of us. - Oh. 11 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:27,320 - Er, earlier, a lady without shoes 12 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,720 actually squirted lime juice in my eye and I'm in... 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:32,600 I'm in quite a bit of pain... 14 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,640 - Yeah. - ..actually. Is it...? Is it bloodshot? 15 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,160 - Not in the slightest, actually. 16 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,200 - Good. It did happen, by the way. 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,480 It wasn't just a ruse to get you to look at my eye. - Hmm. 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,000 Right, processing over. I'm going to the cinema. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,640 Yep. - Oh, really? What's...? 20 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,680 What's on at the cinema? 21 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,880 - Brief Encounter. - Oh, no. 22 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,120 - No? - No, no malaise. I can't do malaise. 23 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,160 And I hate sad endings. 24 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,640 - What?! 25 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,080 No, I love sad endings! 26 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,440 Yeah, unconsummated love, restrained pain - in black and white. 27 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,240 Yes, please! - Oh, sorry. 28 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,320 One large order of unconsummated love, please. 29 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,920 - Comin' right up. Thank you. 30 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,440 - You know, I think I'm all mixed out. 31 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,400 Freshers' week's a lot. - You can just leave, you know? 32 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,560 - Can I? - One can. - One can. But I can't. 33 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,320 - OK, I'm going to give you permission. 34 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:27,440 No talking at me through the film, though. 35 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,480 I'm very strongly against that. 36 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,560 - God no. 37 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:34,000 - Wait, can you even watch a film with lime eye? 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,760 - Wha... What's that? - You've got lime eye, right? 39 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,840 - Right, is that a thing? - Yeah. 40 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,320 - Am I going to die? 41 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:43,120 - Mm-hm. 42 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,000 I promise you that is going to happen. 43 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,680 That is absolutely going to happen. You are going to die, yeah. 44 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,600 But at least you had a life with all that eye. 45 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,840 - Yeah, but, seriously, I need you to tell me I'm not going to die. 46 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,720 - Oh. Oh, no, you're not going to die. 47 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,000 - Ever? - Ever. 48 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,040 - Forever ever. 49 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,680 - Forever ever. 50 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,680 - I don't know your name. 51 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:19,640 - Hi. 52 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,800 - Just thought I should drop in. 53 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,440 Check you're all right on D-Day. 54 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,680 You know I can't stay long. 55 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,280 - I know. Didn't ask you to. 56 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,600 - I know, I know. I just feel like I have to warn you, Evelyn. 57 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,120 - Consider me warned, Kamran. 58 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,200 - What man's voice is that? 59 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,800 - It... It's Kam! 60 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,440 - Oh, hello, Kam, darling. 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,640 # Fat Sam's Grand Slam speakeasy! # 62 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:52,840 - Oh, I could cry! 63 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:56,000 You were incredible. - Thanks, Suz. 64 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,560 - Mum, I made you some toast. - Hmm. 65 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,920 Why don't you bung in some of them little potato people 66 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,640 from the freezer? - OK. 67 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,360 - A big old night, last night. 68 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,120 - Hello. - Des, have you got any of those fizzy vitamin things? 69 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:11,360 Mum's in a bad way. - Next to the face wipes. 70 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,480 Hey, wonderful to see your name in lights, by the way. 71 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:16,600 - What? 72 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,520 Fucking hell, Evie. 73 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,640 - Hmm. - "See ya"? - Mm-hm. 74 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:33,680 - Hmm. Eight years of friendship ends in "see ya". 75 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,240 - Yep. He didn't want a dramatic goodbye, which is classic. 76 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,600 Apparently, he wrote down his new address and put it in an envelope. 77 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,720 So maybe that was some kind of attempt... - Ahh! 78 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,360 Evie... 79 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,120 ..it wasn't his address. 80 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,880 It's all coming back to me. 81 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,120 I was wearing Josh's coat, by accident. 82 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,960 I found it in the pocket, I thought it was for me, 83 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,280 so I...I opened it. 84 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:57,640 - Sorry, so there's a letter in Josh's pocket with Evie's name on it 85 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,320 and you think it's for you? 86 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,920 - Well, I'd had a lot to drink. 87 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,920 - She did, to be fair. - Yes - thank you, Evie. 88 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,600 I'm not some kind of bloody lush. 89 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,680 You lot are allowed to get on it like a car bonnet. 90 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,440 When does Mumma get her release? - Mum, where is it? 91 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:11,600 - Where is it? Yes, that's a good question. 92 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,080 So... I-I... I think I put it somewhere safe. 93 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,480 Especially now I know that we're living with a thief. 94 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,720 - You think he stole it? 95 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,000 - Well, how the fuck do you think it got in his pocket, Evie? 96 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,920 - Sorry I'm...I'm catching up. Josh's mum didn't know he had a girlfriend? 97 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,720 - Nope! And she's got two dishwashers. 98 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,320 - And he stole a letter from Noa? - Yes. 99 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,720 Bloody master puppeteer had us wrapped round his bloody finger. 100 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,200 - Quite Talented Mr Ripley of him, actually. - The letter? 101 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,680 - The letter, the letter, the letter, the letter... 102 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,640 - What did it say? 103 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,800 - W... It said... 104 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,080 Well, why don't I try and remember the feeling? 105 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,720 Cos sometimes you remember the feeling 106 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,240 when you're a bit fuzzy, don't you? So I felt... 107 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,840 I felt... 108 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,040 I felt... 109 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,160 ..sad. 110 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,320 - Sad? - Yeah, I think. 111 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,480 But that might be because I found out that Josh is a liar 112 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,840 and a stealer. - OK, let's look for it. 113 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:09,480 - Yes! Yes, yes! - Hmm. 114 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,480 - But Kam can't stay. - Oh. 115 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,280 - And that's fine, Kamran. 116 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,480 - I just don't want this to be the moment I look back upon and regret 117 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,080 when I'm sat on my rocking chair. 118 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,680 Kicking the can so far down the road, what if... 119 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,720 What if this is the end of the road? 120 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:31,160 - Darling, I have to say, I'm shocked you're confiding in me. 121 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,720 We were really never that close. 122 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,400 - Samantha, you're the only person I know that would drink at this hour. 123 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:38,920 - Do you know what? 124 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,880 That is beautiful. 125 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,200 May I ask why in holy heaven you picked this bar? 126 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,120 - It's where he first met the girl. 127 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,000 - Oh. Was I there? 128 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,920 - That's it, I've decided. 129 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,720 I'm going to go. Get an earlier train. I need to just... 130 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:03,640 ..leave. 131 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,080 SHE SIGHS 132 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,760 - What? 133 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,840 - I just feel like... 134 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:21,560 ..I might've done loads of things wrong. 135 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:22,960 - Oh, my God, Mum. 136 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,960 You just had a bit too much prosecco. 137 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:26,560 You're being way too hard on yourself. 138 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:28,360 - I don't just mean last night. 139 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,400 - You're the best mum in the world. 140 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,040 - I'm not perfect, though, Evie. 141 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:40,120 - No, you're not perfect, 142 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,000 but you're the best. 143 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,320 Pooch! 144 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,800 - Go on. 145 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,480 - Pooch! 146 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,040 - Go on. 147 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,680 - Pooch! 148 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,400 Oh, she told you, didn't she? 149 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,000 - Yes, obviously. - Fuck's sake. 150 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,080 Where did they think you were staying? 151 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,920 Stevo's. 152 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,880 - And your nana? - Fine. 153 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,480 - Jesus, that is a very long, elaborate lie. 154 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,440 Why would you do that? 155 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,160 - That's just how much I love you. 156 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,320 - What does that mean? 157 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,080 - The love - 158 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:32,440 drives you mad. 159 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,400 And... 160 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,040 Yeah, I have done some mad shit. 161 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,600 I get that. 162 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,600 But I just want to be honest with you, now. 163 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,160 I did take something and hide it from you. 164 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,120 I was going to chuck it, but I left my jacket in the... 165 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,280 - We know. 166 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,280 - OK. 167 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,280 I didn't read it. 168 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,200 I promise. 169 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,760 I just didn't want him stealing you away from me. 170 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,480 Agh... 171 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:07,560 Look, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 172 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:13,960 - OK, Josh is going to help us look. - He can access Mum's psychology, 173 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,160 which is... It's so fucked, but I need to know where it is. 174 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,960 Suzo. 175 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,320 - Suzanne. 176 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,800 - OK, so... 177 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,200 Suzanne was pissed. 178 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:30,800 - Not pissed. - So she will have been craving a snack. 179 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,200 - Not pissed. - Mm-hm. 180 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,360 But she wouldn't have wanted to make a mess prepping anything, 181 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:38,440 so would have gone for ease. 182 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:40,680 Some biccies, perhaps? 183 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:43,320 No. Cos the seccy at the pub's far from dry, 184 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,320 so she won't have wanted sweet. 185 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,280 Strictly savoury. 186 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,600 But my guess is that you partook in some chunky chips at the pub. 187 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,600 Yeah, so she wouldn't have gone for the guilty drawer. 188 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,440 It would have been nuts and crackers. 189 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,440 And, as you've approached, envelope was under the arm? 190 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:06,080 Yeah. She's reached in, not realising that it's dropped down. 191 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,200 Yep, there it is. 192 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,760 So you didn't actually kiss? 193 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,600 - No. 194 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,720 - So nothing happened? 195 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,720 - It did. - Not really. 196 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,120 - I should've told you. 197 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,760 - Yeah, but you are telling me now. 198 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,040 - Josh, why would you want to be with someone 199 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,240 who has doubts about you? 200 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,240 You clearly have doubts about me, too. 201 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,040 - But isn't the love bigger than the doubts? 202 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,560 Was it ever? 203 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:54,920 - There were so many times, I promise. 204 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,880 We were really close. 205 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,280 - "Were?" 206 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,520 - I'm sorry, Josh. 207 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:08,240 - I don't blame you. 208 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,360 I do blame him a bit. 209 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,120 And me. 210 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,480 And your dad. 211 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:20,560 - My dad? - Well, we're just men. 212 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:27,080 I've just got this... like, such a strong image... 213 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,800 ..in my head. Um... 214 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,720 Can I... Can I just share it with you? Do you mind? - Go on. 215 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,000 - It's me... 216 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,680 ..in our kitchen... 217 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,400 ..and I'm making us lasagne... 218 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,360 ..and I've got one kid on my shoulder 219 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,320 and I've got another kid on my back. 220 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:50,840 And you walk down the stairs, and I say, "Boys, 221 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,560 "doesn't Mummy look beautiful?" 222 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,320 And they say, "Yeah, Mummy, you do." 223 00:10:57,320 --> 00:11:00,040 And then I say, "Right, boys, it's table time." 224 00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:03,240 And the oldest one, he jumps off and he says, 225 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,760 "Don't worry, Mamma, you just sit down, 226 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,560 "I'll get you a knife and fork." 227 00:11:06,560 --> 00:11:09,040 And then I say... - What do I say? 228 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,520 - What do you mean? 229 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,960 - What do I say? 230 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:20,280 - Well, you um... 231 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,000 Er... 232 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,120 - Thank you. 233 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:29,960 - Yeah. 234 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,960 - I don't know if I should open this. 235 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,000 - It's not my address. 236 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,440 - I know that. 237 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,640 It's too late. 238 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,360 - Open it. 239 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,080 - Is this going to make me lose the plot? 240 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,040 - Maybe. 241 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,320 Just a little bit. 242 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,760 - Annoying. 243 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,120 Noa. 244 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,200 PHONE BUZZES 245 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,360 - What? - I'm calling you. 246 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,200 Are you going to pick up? 247 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,200 - I thought you didn't want a big dramatic goodbye. 248 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,880 - You know what I'm like. - Yeah, I do. 249 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,960 Will you make your bloody mind up, please? 250 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:25,680 My legs won't work. 251 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:28,440 Jelly. No bones. 252 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,240 What do I do? 253 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,560 - I've remembered what it said. - Eh? 254 00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,760 - I need to help him, but I can't go like this. 255 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:42,840 Maybe I could have a few shots of something? 256 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,880 - Yeah, OK. - Or I could write him something 257 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,440 and you could deliver it for me? 258 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,520 - No, I think it's probably you he wants to see, babe. 259 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,160 - Iz, could you get some weed? - Evie! I don't know where to get weed. 260 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,280 - I do. - What? 261 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,640 - No, I'm... I don't. 262 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:58,080 - OK, I'm just going to wait. I'm just going to wait a sec 263 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,240 until I calm down. You know? 264 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,520 Pause action until serenity enters. 265 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,080 - Yeah, but what time's his train leaving? 266 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,640 - Just over an hour. - I don't think serenity's going to enter in time. 267 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,440 - Maybe you're not supposed to be like this, babe. 268 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,360 Maybe you are supposed to be like this... 269 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,800 - Yeah, cos, like, what actually happened? 270 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,800 Eves, I do have to say all that happened was you got sad, 271 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,920 acted weird and then locked yourself in the house for six months. 272 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,600 Like, maybe it's the feelings that are scary, not the world. 273 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:27,040 - Yeah, that's it! It's just your personality, babe. 274 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,720 But you've done a lot with that...personality - 275 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:32,640 like, galaxies and magic and rainbows. 276 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,760 You know, all while you were... 277 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,400 You know. So what's a little stopping the love of your life 278 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,440 getting on a train to Bristol? 279 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,400 - What if I lose the plot? 280 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,160 - Hey. 281 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:47,880 All feelings are for feeling. 282 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,520 - Since when? 283 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,400 - Hang on a minute. 284 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,400 I've got an idea! 285 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,040 What if you don't go as yourself, babes? 286 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,000 - What the fuck? 287 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,640 - I'm Babby Streisand. 288 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,920 - # Never gonna fall for - Modern love 289 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,160 - # Walks beside me - Modern love 290 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,080 - # Walks on by - Modern love 291 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,840 - # Gets me to the church on time 292 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,160 - # Church on time 293 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,920 - # Terrifies me - Church on time 294 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,240 - # Makes me party - Church on time 295 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:28,640 - # Puts my trust in God and man. # 296 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,960 ENGINE FALTERS 297 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,880 - Oh, well, that's not good. 298 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:37,000 - ENGINE FALTERS AND STOPS RADIO STARTS AND STOPS 299 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,320 - Oh. 300 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,240 - ENGINE AND RADIO START THEN STOP 301 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,920 - Oh, baby. 302 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,520 - ENGINE FALTERS 303 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,800 - Eves. Eves! 304 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,880 - You owe me. 305 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,240 - HE SIGHS 306 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,480 I do. 307 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,840 - Go and get our boy! 308 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,880 - # Never gonna fall for - Modern love 309 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,080 - # Walks beside me - Modern love 310 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:05,840 - # Walks on by - Modern love 311 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:09,760 - # Gets me to the church on time 312 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,600 - # Church on time - Terrifies me 313 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,080 - # Church on time - Makes me party 314 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,920 - # Church on time - Puts my trust in God and man. # 315 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,280 Completely overwhelmed. 316 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,560 What are you doing here? 317 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:57,000 - You wanted me to come. 318 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,600 - Right. 319 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,280 Please, sit. 320 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,600 - Formal. 321 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,600 It's over with Josh. 322 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,520 - Oh. 323 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,120 - I got your address. 324 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,400 - And... 325 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,240 ..do you approve of my address? 326 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,720 - I fucking love your address. 327 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,840 - Really? - Entirely. 328 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,560 - Oh, my heart is, um... 329 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:45,280 ..exploding. 330 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,680 What happens now? 331 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:52,400 - Excuse me, um, you can't sit in here unless you're paying customers, 332 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,280 um, so I'm going to have to ask you to be paying customers. 333 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,840 - OK. Two cups of tea, then, please. 334 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,120 - Yeah. What kind of tea would you like? We've got, um, 335 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,240 lemon and ginger, chamomile... 336 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,600 - Noa? - Um... 337 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,200 - Breakfast, please. 338 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,760 - ..peppermint, peppermint and liquorice, we've got lapsang. 339 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:11,880 - Breakfast, please. Breakfast. 340 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,720 - So what's going on with you two, then? - Just the tea, please. 341 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,760 - Well, I'm not a waiter, 342 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,880 so I'm afraid you're going to have to come over here and pay. 343 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,120 - Shall we run away? 344 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:42,840 - Where would we go? 345 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,000 - Hydra. - What? Why Hydra? 346 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,200 - I don't know. I think artists used to go there. 347 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,520 - Yeah, but we're not artists. - You are. 348 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,720 You are. 349 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,920 - Wait, they don't have cars there. 350 00:18:57,920 --> 00:18:59,560 - We can't drive. 351 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,280 - Yeah, I know, but I want to learn. That's what I should do! 352 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,800 I should learn how to drive. - Learn how to drive in Bristol. 353 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,200 They have the best roads in the UK. - Is that true? 354 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,720 - I don't know. I'm just trying to get you to come with me. 355 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,280 Look, we'll buy a house with really high ceilings. 356 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,440 - With what money? - And we'll fill up the shelves, all the way to the top. 357 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,600 - With all the novels that I'm apparently going to write? 358 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,200 - With all the novels you will write. 359 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,840 And we'll have dinners, with wine. 360 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,680 We'll make our five-year plan. 361 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,840 - Wine makes you ill. 362 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,280 And I don't think I'm ready for a five-year plan. 363 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,600 I don't even have a one-day plan. 364 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:37,320 Because in order to have a plan, you have to... 365 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,160 ..know what you want. 366 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:41,680 - OK, OK, let's...let's scratch that. 367 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:44,680 The point is you can be whoever you want to be 368 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,320 and I'll be whoever you need me to be. 369 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,840 - Noa. 370 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,520 - Thousands of people we could be, 371 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,760 so many worlds we can live in. 372 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,120 - We have to live in this one. 373 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,320 The real one. 374 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,280 In this one, you go. 375 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,800 - I'm staying. 376 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,160 - You can't. 377 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,000 You can't. - Look Evie, I have been unknowable. 378 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,720 Let me try and be knowable. 379 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,280 - I've always known you. 380 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,800 We never really had to meet, did we? 381 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,800 If you stay we'll just... 382 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,160 We'll keep going deeper and deeper, 383 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,480 until our brains fucking explode. 384 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,520 You'll be sat there with my brains all over your face, thinking, 385 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,640 "I didn't do any of the things I wanted to achieve in my life." 386 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,200 It's not the right time, is it? 387 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,640 - Please. 388 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,480 - You have to get on that train, Noa. 389 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,280 We have to move this forwards. 390 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,760 - Please. 391 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,120 - I'll never get better if you stay. 392 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,360 I need to do this on my own. 393 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,600 - OK. 394 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,720 OK. 395 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,000 Oh, what a shit ending! 396 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,600 - Yeah. 397 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,120 We can whack a great soundtrack on it. 398 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,040 Be fine. 399 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,600 Piano Concerto No 2 by Rachmaninoff 400 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,800 - Oh, baby, we were coming to get you. 401 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,840 Ziggy's dad's gone to get his jump leads. 402 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,440 Knight in shining armour. Well fit. 403 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,800 So, where's our prince? 404 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,600 Are you two the Love Story? 405 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,720 - We're the Love Story. 406 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,800 - Eves! - Baby! 407 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,320 Oh, well, tell me you snogged him. 408 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,400 Oh. Fucking hell! 409 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,960 - I saw Romeo Montague with a face like a slapped arse, earlier. 410 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,440 You broke up? - Yeah. - So you really are a spinster, now. 411 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,680 You might even qualify as a thornback, you know. 412 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,640 - Genius. 413 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,720 - Your mate didn't stay? - No. 414 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,480 - Oh, tough luck, House Arrest. 415 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:08,880 No job, no mates. - Callum! 416 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,280 - Sorry. 417 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:14,240 Oi. - Oi yourself! 418 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,800 - Here. 419 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,600 See ya later, Havisham. 420 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,520 - Now, I don't have to go out if you want some company. 421 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,800 Steph says she's more than happy to come and sit with the girls. 422 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,360 - No, you two go. Have fun. 423 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:39,680 What duet are you going to doing? - Guilty. 424 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,800 I don't know how Steph's going to do Barry Gibbs, but we'll see. 425 00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,200 I just hate how early these places close. 426 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,920 It's like I just want to carry on! I want to carry on! 427 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,760 - Yeah. - What are you going to do? 428 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,320 - I don't know. - Oh. 429 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,880 - It's good. 430 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280 - It's good, though. 431 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,160 OK, Havers. 432 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,840 Cannot believe you got into my head, 433 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:24,080 but it kind of works, so maybe you're not full fruit loops. 434 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,520 I've been thinking about why you piss me off 435 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,960 and I realise maybe it's cos we're similar, me and you. 436 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,800 You lock the door from it all and I pedal away. 437 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,440 You can't go out and I can't stay in. 438 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,560 I thought that was the sum total of us. 439 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,480 But seeing you cycle off on my bike, 440 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,920 I have to admit I was pretty impressed. 441 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,840 You changed the game. 442 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:48,160 You made me reckon maybe one day Mrs Merz will let me back in school 443 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,520 and maybe I'll kick the urinal a bit, but not off the wall. 444 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,520 For someone so tapped, you're pretty determined, you know. 445 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,600 And maybe if you keep trying to leave the gaff, 446 00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,600 I'll keep trying not to be a hoodlum. 447 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,000 I read this book till it got boring, 448 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,920 and this quote made me think of you. 449 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,800 "I must be taken as I have been made. 450 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:14,520 "The success is not mine, the failure's not mine. 451 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,760 - "But the two together make me." 452 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,400 Tell anyone about this and I'll deck ya. 453 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,960 From Callum. 454 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,960 - Happy New Year, Callum. - Happy New Year, Evie. 455 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,280 FIREWORKS EXPLODE 456 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,320 LAUGHTER 457 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,080 - I can't believe she can go places now, 458 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:38,840 but we're still in the fucking garage. 459 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,640 - It's the Carry On, Isobel, it's not the garage. 460 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,760 - It's the garage, Suz. 461 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,480 Where is madam with the champers? 462 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,040 - Right, come on, it's game time. 463 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,720 One two, one, two. 464 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,720 Right, let's play Under The Rug, or...shot. 465 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,160 - Under The Rug? - Yeah, tell the truth. - You've got to tell the truth. 466 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,040 - Mum, you start. - Mm-mm. 467 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,960 - Oh, come on, Suz, don't be boring. 468 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,600 - Fine. OK, I'd rather be in the good room. 469 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,600 - What about Evie's lasagne? 470 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,880 - It's delicious. - Mum, the truth! 471 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,240 - OK, fine, it's vile! 472 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,880 But nobody tell her. And... 473 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,720 I really fancy Ziggy's dad! 474 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,360 - Agh! - Oh. 475 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,240 - Mint! 476 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,640 Right, come on, Izz-whizzy-woo, your turn. 477 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,800 - Um... I'm actually a bit loaded from all the dogs. 478 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,440 - Are you - you're loaded? - Oh. - Yeah, loaded. 479 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,200 Steph, you're next. And I want to ask you yours. 480 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,560 - Right. - Um, what was your job? 481 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:43,920 - No. Boo. - Oh, come on! 482 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,640 - Sammy? 483 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,080 - I am two weeks sober. 484 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,120 - Oh, yay! - Aw! 485 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:56,120 Sam? - Oh, it's New Year's Eve, darling. It doesn't count! 486 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,920 - Baby girl! - Hi. 487 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,240 - PARTY HOOTER 488 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,200 - Hey, does anyone want some more lasagne? - Oh, me, please! 489 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,440 - What so funny? 490 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,280 - Nothing. We're just... We're just playing Under The Rug. 491 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,040 - Oh, OK. - Mm-mm-mm! 492 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:22,000 - I have decided, even though I might be terrified every day 493 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,400 for the rest of my life, I'm not going to let it stop me 494 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,520 from making stuff happen. 495 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,320 - Aw! 496 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,160 Fair fucks, girlies. 497 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,000 PHONE RINGS 498 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,320 - Oh, Jesus Christ! 499 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,200 Ah, it's nearly midnight. Everyone outside. 500 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,080 Ziggy's dad's doing fireworks. 501 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,400 - I just need to set the lyrics up for the Auld Lang Syne sing-song. 502 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,360 - Don't think we need the lyrics for the Auld Lang Syne sing-song, babe. 503 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,480 - Mum, it's my personality. 504 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,600 - Yeah. It's your personality. 505 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,240 Right, see you outside when you're ready. 506 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:57,280 Come on! - Mum, let's go. - Right, OK. - We're going to miss the fireworks. 507 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,480 - LAUGHTER 508 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,800 Six, five, 509 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,320 four, three, 510 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,120 two, one! Happy New Year! 511 00:28:26,120 --> 00:28:28,760 - FIREWORKS EXPLODE CHEERING 512 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,720 DOOR OPENS 513 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,200 I had to give it a better ending. 514 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,720 - Go on, break it. 515 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:03,680 - FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE 37339

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