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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:07,680 STONE CLATTERS ON WINDOW 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,480 STONE CLATTERS 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,880 SIGHS 4 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,080 KNOCKS ON DOOR 5 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,480 - Not smothering! 6 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,840 - She was intolerable. Sensible, straight As, dead nice. 7 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,760 First one of us to go to uni. Fancy career. 8 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,880 Couldn't believe it when she moved back home. 9 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,400 I still don't fully get why a grown-arsed woman 10 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,480 wants to wear wigs in a garage, but... 11 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:22,560 - She just needs patience, I reckon. 12 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,880 Understanding. 13 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,640 - How do I do that? 14 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,200 - Maybe it's just space? 15 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,840 Giving her the permission to feel the things that she's feeling. 16 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:32,880 - I just feel like she's going backwards. 17 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:34,680 - A wobble isn't a fall. 18 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,160 While she's wobbling, she just needs the right people round her. 19 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,960 People who care. 20 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,240 - OK. 21 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,840 - It's pissing me off now! 22 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:47,280 Scared us half to death acting like One Flew Over The Cuckoo Tree 23 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,120 and then locking herself in the garage for a week, 24 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,520 like Joan Arc...Jane of bloody Fonda. 25 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,040 When did she sneak back in? 26 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:57,360 - Mum, I'm just going to go and speak with her. - No, Isobel... 27 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,000 No, don't, cos she thinks we can't mind our own business. 28 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,800 Isobel! 29 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:14,920 - Why are you doing that? 30 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,880 Mum's been reading about you lot. 31 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,440 - You lot? 32 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,080 - She's been researching brain foods. 33 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,360 Foods that heal the brain. 34 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:27,680 - Right. 35 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,800 What are they? - Pumpkin seeds. 36 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,280 - OK. 37 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,920 - She's had a lot of revelations while you've been away. 38 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:36,000 - I've been in the garage. 39 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,960 - At one point, she thought you needed an exorcism. 40 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:42,280 Next day she was listening to seven hours of Brene Brown's Daring Greatly. 41 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,680 What have you been watching in there? 42 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,040 - Well, I started with Dog... - Oh, I don't actually care. 43 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,400 You slammed a door. 44 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,640 - Yep. 45 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,320 - You've never slammed a door. 46 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,360 - Sorry. - No, I liked it. 47 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,840 Maybe just feel it, Eves. 48 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,160 - Feel what? 49 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:08,560 - Whatever it is you keep pegging it away from, I don't know. 50 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,000 - I'm not smothering... 51 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,760 I'm...I'm just wondering why you're not setting up. 52 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,800 Cos it's Noa's last week, isn't it? 53 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,280 His last film club tonight? - It's done, Mum. 54 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,560 - It's not done, Evie. - No, it is. 55 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:24,720 You're right, I need to grow up. 56 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,880 - Where did your little head go in there? 57 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,720 Well, what did you watch? All your faves? 58 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:36,240 Fucking hell! - Whoa, sorry! - What are you doing here? 59 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,440 - I'm sorry, Suz, sorry. Yeah, I'm... 60 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,840 Well, I'm helping little one with all her shite. 61 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,040 - Her shite? - Not shite, stuff. 62 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,360 - Mm-hm... 63 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:49,600 - So, how me girls doing? - Women. 64 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,880 - What? - We're not girls, are we, Josh? We're women. 65 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,920 - Yeah, but you're my girls, aren't ya? 66 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,360 - Mum, can you give us five mins? 67 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,080 - Mm-hm. 68 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,360 - Oh, there's a treat for you on the kitchen counter, Suz-o. 69 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:06,480 - Mm-hm. 70 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,240 - Just going to grab them there B-bags, yeah. 71 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,200 - Don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth. 72 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,520 - What? - Don't believe a fucking word that comes out of his mouth. 73 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,400 The smiling assassin. 74 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,360 - I was dead worried, babe. 75 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,040 - All I did was lock myself in the garage for a week. 76 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,840 - I thought that I'd done something wrong. 77 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,400 - No! 78 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,320 No, you haven't done anything wrong. 79 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:51,520 - OK. - It's me. 80 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,720 I need to get a grip. - What do you mean? 81 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,640 - Mum had a ten-year-old and a seven-year-old when she was my age. 82 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,080 I'm pathetic. 83 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,880 - You... - I wasn't always like this, you know. 84 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,680 I was helpful, I was useful. 85 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,880 - You are perfect. 86 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,800 Exactly how you are. 87 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,560 - Why are you so patient? 88 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,520 - Because I get it. I get you. 89 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:16,800 - But I'm not functioning. 90 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:18,400 - I can function for the both of us. 91 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,040 - I'd quite like to function. 92 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:24,800 - I've got function for two. 93 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,520 - I know you do. 94 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,320 I just think I... 95 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,160 I want to know what I want, and things like that. 96 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,840 Cos I used to know. 97 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,440 - OK. 98 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,880 But I kind of know what you want for you, 99 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,920 cos I'm like the Evie whisperer. 100 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,200 - What do I want? 101 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,600 - Er... You want a snug? 102 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,040 - Thanks. 103 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,440 Are you taking this... 104 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,320 ..object? 105 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:28,880 - Er, no. 106 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:31,760 Yes. 107 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,400 OK, Noa! 108 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:41,960 Hey, listen, I didn't know what was happening with Film Club tonight. 109 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,920 I wasn't sure it would be on. 110 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,000 So, um... 111 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,720 ..I have swapped shifts with someone, 112 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,640 and I did book us in for a... 113 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,400 ..a last supper, of sorts. 114 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:56,320 - OK, um... OK. 115 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,920 Thanks. - That's great. 116 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:12,760 - Oh, put some fucking sleeves on, Judas. 117 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,320 - Hey, babe. You're under arrest... 118 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,320 ..for being too damn sexy. 119 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,160 - Ugh! 120 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,400 Babe? Where are you? 121 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:31,720 - Dogs. 122 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,120 - I've got a plan. 123 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,240 I'll bung you 20 quid, you nip down the party shop in the village, 124 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,640 get all the gubbins you can. 125 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,760 Cos we are doing Film Club. 126 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,160 - What? - I love you. 127 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,680 - Izzie. 128 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,520 - All right? - Thank God you're here. 129 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,360 Come in. Noa's upstairs. 130 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,320 - Hiya. 131 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,880 - What's that? 132 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,720 - Lasagne ingredios. 133 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:14,040 Yeah, I thought that I could rustle it up for us tonight. 134 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,200 Suz? 135 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,640 - Yes, Josh? 136 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,880 - You do like lasagne, don't you? 137 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,640 - Yeah. I like lasagne. 138 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,360 You bloody lied! 139 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,880 - No, I didn't lie. 140 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,720 - Well, what do you call it, then? - Protecting. 141 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,600 Yeah, I do... I do call it protecting, yeah. 142 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,040 - She didn't know who the fuck I was. 143 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:45,360 And the way you spoke to that girl! 144 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,040 - I did tell you not to come. 145 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:54,560 Look, I don't want this contaminated. - "This?" - Us. 146 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:55,880 My mum would just judge her. 147 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,560 - Or is it you that's judging her? 148 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,160 - I feel like I've finally found this thing that I'm good at 149 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,920 and I don't want her, like, shitting on it. 150 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:03,760 - So you just keep her hidden away for the rest of your life? 151 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,880 - It's OK for things to be separate sometimes, Suz-o. 152 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:08,480 - No. There is a difference between separate and secret. 153 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:09,760 She's not your imaginary friend. 154 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,400 - Please, Suz, I need this. - So she's not allowed to exist in your world 155 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,840 but you want to be king of hers? 156 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,160 No, I don't think. 157 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:20,360 - This is just like... this is where I feel safe, that's... 158 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,200 - BREATHES SHAKILY 159 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:25,960 - Come here. 160 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,720 All right, Josh, you're all right. 161 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:34,800 - Look, I need you girls. 162 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,280 I kind of think that you girls need me as well, to be hon... 163 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:41,440 Sorry. Fuck! Er, women. 164 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,000 Please can you just accept my apology? 165 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:48,040 - I think we need a bit of space. 166 00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,600 - Right. 167 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:57,040 Well, I'll just take that stuff 168 00:09:57,040 --> 00:09:58,720 to the chazza... - No, no, you leave that there. 169 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,200 - Yeah. 170 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,840 Can you please not tell her? 171 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,520 - Pooch? Pooch, where you going? Don't leave. 172 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,280 - Erm... 173 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:23,640 It's just, er, Nana. She's not... She's not very well, so... 174 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:27,080 - Oh, my God! Is it bad? - No, no, it's fine. 175 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,840 I just need to go and give her some TLC. 176 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,240 - OK. 177 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:37,080 - We'll be all right. 178 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:47,160 I'll, erm, catch you on the flip, yeah? Gorgie girl. 179 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,920 - Oi! 180 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,560 - Oi yourself, Havvers. 181 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:00,360 - What you up to? - When you cough, do cobwebs come out? 182 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,720 - COUGHS 183 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,680 - Proper freak, you. 184 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:09,000 Why you dressed like that? - This is how grown-ups dress, Callum. 185 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,600 I am actually a grown-up, you know. 186 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,640 - Are you? - And you shouldn't speak to me the way you speak to me. 187 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,040 I'm your elder. - Yeah, you do need to start moisturising. 188 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,080 - Like that! 189 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,600 Come on, respect! I'm old enough to be your mother. 190 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,120 - Where's your one mate? 191 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,720 - Where's YOUR one mate? - At school. 192 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,160 - Why are you never at school? - Why are you never at work? 193 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:30,120 - Cos I had a breakdown. Six months ago. 194 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,560 Got fired. 195 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:35,040 My mum's pretending it's a hiatus but I'm pretty sure I got fired. 196 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,800 - What did you actually do, though? 197 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,800 - Acted weird, scare people. 198 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,400 - You can get fired for that? 199 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,480 - Apparently so. 200 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,200 - I got kicked out of my school. 201 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,040 - Oh. What did you do? 202 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,120 - I don't know, I was just pissed off. - They can expel you for that? 203 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,120 - Well, they can if you kick all the urinals off the wall. 204 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,560 - Did anyone ask why you were kicking them? 205 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:00,480 - Yeah, I just told them that I was pissed off. 206 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,760 - Did anyone ask why you were pissed off? - Not really, no. 207 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,520 Did anyone ask why you were being so weird? 208 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,600 - Not really, no. - So why were you? 209 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,520 - I don't know. 210 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:16,800 I just...malfunctioned. 211 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,160 - You lost the plot. 212 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,840 - Yeah, exactly. 213 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,600 You? 214 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,600 - Don't know. - Come on. 215 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,280 You've got an answer for everything. 216 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,080 - I don't know. 217 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,680 - Do you know what you need? 218 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,160 - What? 219 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:35,680 - You need some avenues of expression. 220 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,720 - What are you going on about? 221 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,920 Like you with your paper mache? No, thanks. 222 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:46,640 - Come on. You're so good with words. Like, you obviously read a lot. 223 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,280 - No, I don't. 224 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:51,720 - Fine. But you were obviously trying to express yourself 225 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,160 when you had a scrap with a toilet. 226 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,040 So what I'm suggesting is, 227 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:59,080 next time you get pissed off, maybe you try something else, like... 228 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,400 you write it down. 229 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,680 - Urinals. - Urinals, sorry. 230 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,840 - Would you read it though? If I...if I wrote it down? 231 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,800 - Would I read it? 232 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,680 Callum, that would be my honour. 233 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,640 CALLUM LAUGHS 234 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,400 - Oh! Jog on, mate. 235 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,480 I was only having a laugh. 236 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,720 Not taking any advice from a basket case. 237 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,840 This is a good idea, you know. - Thank you, Isobel. 238 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,280 - Speak her language and that. 239 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,800 Loser language. - Unique language, Isobel. 240 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,800 It's not smothering, is it? 241 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,840 - No, I don't think so. - Oh, we make a good team, me and you. 242 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,760 You want to think about sacking off them dogs, 243 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,520 start a party planning biz. 244 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,840 I had a taste of it at the assassin's house. 245 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,880 - Thought that went shit. - Yeah, only cos they were ungrateful. 246 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,520 You nous, me skill. 247 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,960 - One thing at a time, I reckon. 248 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,440 - Well, mull it over. 249 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,920 You know, you can't be covered in dog hair your whole life. 250 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,840 Well, you can, course you can. Sorry, I'm just a bit excited! 251 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,120 - Oi! 252 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,920 Mopey drawers. Get up. 253 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,720 Mum says this isn't smothering. 254 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,360 - You look incredible. 255 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,560 - Come on. 256 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,480 - Iz, your hands smell of dog. 257 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,320 - So, I'm not smothering. 258 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,600 But me and Iz are having a girls' night in. 259 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,680 So you're welcome to join or you're welcome to not join. 260 00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:44,360 - Join what? 261 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,760 Oh, my God! 262 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,520 Wow! 263 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,720 I mean, ladies, you all look beautiful, 264 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,240 but personally, it's a Fritz Bernaise. 265 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,640 It's a Fritz Bernaise! 266 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,560 - Pumpkin seed? 267 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,120 - OK. 268 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,520 - You know what I never got about this film? 269 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,720 - The policeman, Mum, yeah. - The bloody Irish policeman. 270 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,400 It's...it's unnecessary. 271 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,000 - Yeah, the love story's a friendship. - Yeah! 272 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 And she doesn't have to bake if she doesn't want to bake. 273 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,600 Why's he so obsessed with her baking? 274 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,240 - Yeah, piss off, carrot man. 275 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,720 - I reckon if they made that now they wouldn't have to put that in. 276 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:32,200 Like feminism and that. - Mm! - You're right, Isobel. 277 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,280 - You're right, Iz. - Ooh, let's pop another. 278 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,040 - DOORBELL RINGS 279 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,800 Izzie! This is the good room. 280 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,000 - Oh, it's fine, Evie. 281 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,240 Oi! - Ooh, look who it is! 282 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,960 - I hope you like the surprise. 283 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,920 - Hello, gorgeous girlies! 284 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,320 - Aww! Is this the surprise? Who is it? 285 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,280 - No, it's not the surprise, it's Steph. 286 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,720 Steph, you should probably take your shoes off... 287 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,600 - Oh, don't be ridiculous, Isobel. 288 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,000 - Right. - Oh, yeah. No, you take them off, Steph. 289 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,680 - Right, I'll go and... Sorry. 290 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,240 - THEY MOUTH "STEPH" 291 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,480 - What the bloody hell's that? 292 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,800 Aw, thanks for coming, Steph. 293 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,760 Sorry about me wobble. 294 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,080 But it was hot and loud. - Yeah, it was hot and loud. 295 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,960 - Yeah, you know. 296 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,160 - I tell you what, you were right about the glasses, Suz. 297 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,400 It is a much better experience. 298 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,280 - Aw, I'm glad we didn't sweep that under the rug. 299 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,240 - You fucking love to sweep stuff under the rug, Mum. 300 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,080 - Oh, my God, there is so much under that rug, I'm scared to look. 301 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,800 - Girls! Steph doesn't want to look under our rug. - Oh, no, I love it. 302 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,160 - OK. 303 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,760 Mum, my job's not really waiting for me, is it? 304 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,480 - You what? 305 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,440 - You said my job was waiting for me whenever I'm ready, 306 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,200 but it's not true, is it? 307 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,240 - Well, I... I'm sure we can... 308 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,920 No, they haven't budged on their stance just yet. 309 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,800 - Mm-hm. And my flat? - He wants to evict you, Eves, 310 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,040 but he's scared you're going to kill yourself and then haunt him. 311 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,320 - Isobel! What the hell?! 312 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,200 - Oh, my God! 313 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,280 So cocky to think if I was going to haunt anyone, 314 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,760 it would be my sweaty landlord. 315 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,240 - Who would you haunt? 316 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,160 - Er... - Girls, can we not? 317 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,360 I don't want to talk about who my daughters'd haunt. 318 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,240 - Steph? 319 00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,520 - Well, I don't really have any unfinished beef with anyone, 320 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,720 I'm happy to say. - Mum, who would you haunt? 321 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,040 - Your dad. 322 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,640 - OK, then. No job, no flat. 323 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,840 - You know what they say about rock bottom. 324 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,720 - The only way is up. 325 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,360 - Spot on. The only way is up. 326 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,720 Glorious rock bottom. 327 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,640 - Glorious rock bottom! 328 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,880 Why are you so fine about it, though? 329 00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,120 - Ooh, don't do that. 330 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,720 I shrug, you care. 331 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,320 - Care, Evie! 332 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,320 - Don't have any left. 333 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,840 It's quite nice, actually. 334 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,080 - That better not be him. 335 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,440 - Josh? 336 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,000 Mum, is there something under the rug you're not telling me? 337 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,120 - We're done with the rug. We are done with the rug. 338 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,360 - Josh finally making an honest woman out of you? 339 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,960 - I've always been honest, mate. Unlike some people. 340 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,760 - What's that supposed to mean? 341 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,520 - Is this an olive branch? 342 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,480 - Yeah, except my olive branch went flying across the garden last week. 343 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:32,560 - I lost it. 344 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,240 - Evie... - What did it say? 345 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,520 - It was my new address. 346 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,640 - Was it? 347 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:45,760 - Let the record state, it was just my new address. 348 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,160 - God, I hope it was more than just admin. 349 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,480 - It was just admin. 350 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,200 - Stop that, it's uncouth. 351 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,480 I hate you. 352 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,080 - I could snap that thing. 353 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,960 - Go on, do it. 354 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,640 Oh, yes, please. 355 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,320 - Is that a man's voice? 356 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,480 Oh, fucking hell! 357 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,320 I was enjoying not having a man here. 358 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,480 Cos we can really be ourselves, can't we? 359 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,800 - He's not a bloke, he's her weird mate. 360 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,760 - You what? The unknowable prince? 361 00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,760 - Unknowable what? 362 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,280 - Prince. 363 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,720 - OK. Er... Hi, everyone. 364 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,480 - It's Bridesmaids, so tonight might not be your night, Noa. 365 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:50,120 You're probably not a fan. 366 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,440 What's he doing? What are you doing? 367 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,960 I feel excited and I'm relaxed 368 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:05,520 and I feel ready to partyyyy... 369 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,000 ..with the best of them! 370 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,400 And I'm going to go down to the river... 371 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,760 - OK. Get your shoes off then, mister. 372 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,720 Go on. Get him a glass, then, Evie. 373 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,320 - A thin one. - We only do thin here, Steph. 374 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,320 Right, Noa. 375 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,240 Help yourself to the choccy fountain. 376 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,120 - Thanks for inviting me. 377 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,120 - Huh! Smotherer! 378 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,720 So you're moving round the corner from your parents? That's nice. 379 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,200 Bet you miss your mama. 380 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,520 - We're not that close. - What do you mean? 381 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,600 - Just different ways of being, Mum. 382 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,120 - Oh, yeah, course, course. 383 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,000 - We didn't used to be. - We bloody did! 384 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,840 - Er, we were always arguing. 385 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,200 - Oh, we never argued. We... 386 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,720 I wish we could. 387 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,320 - Your mum is really cute though, Noa. And she loves you. 388 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:03,840 - Yeah, she's just never said those words to me. 389 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,480 - Yeah, but she does. - She's never said I love you?! 390 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:07,840 - Just different ways of being, Mum. 391 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,760 - Yeah, course. Course. 392 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,120 I mean, she can't be worse than that fucking Lydia. 393 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,440 - Mum! - Who's Lydia? 394 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,160 - Steph! - No, come on, we might as well. 395 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,760 Evie, I met Josh's mum at that party. 396 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:22,520 - Mum, whatever it is that happened, just put the rug down. 397 00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:24,640 - No, you're right, Isobel. You're right. 398 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,480 - No, come on. I can handle it. Let's whip it back up. 399 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,320 You know what they say about rock bottom. 400 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,800 The only way is up. 401 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,640 - Babes... - Mm-hm? 402 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,880 - They didn't know who you were. 403 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,280 Who we were. 404 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,120 - What? 405 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,960 - They didn't know you existed. 406 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:47,680 Like, he kept you, and all of this, a secret. 407 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,600 - What, so Josh's family didn't know he had a girlfriend? 408 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,520 - No! Free bed, free board, and free love. 409 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,760 - I'm sorry, Eves, that's really fucked up. 410 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,760 He sounds like a bellend. 411 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,520 Sorry, Eves. 412 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,080 - It's fine. He's not. 413 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,760 Did he have good reasons? 414 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,680 - He had excuses. 415 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,760 - Right! Game time. 416 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,640 - Yeah, game time! 417 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,080 - Game time! 418 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,840 What was the engagement gift Helen gave to Lilian? 419 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:28,120 - ALL CHATTING 420 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,120 - Just taking a break. 421 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,600 - Fair. 422 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,200 - Sorry. When I invited you, I didn't realise it was going to be so... 423 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,680 ..full-on. 424 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,280 - I like it. 425 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,160 - You actually do, don't you? 426 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:53,560 - Where the fuck is everyone? I thought we were watching a film. 427 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,440 - You coming? 428 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,360 - What you doing that for? 429 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,200 - I think I'm drunk. 430 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,120 - God, you're as cheesy as she is. 431 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:02,560 - I'm cheesier. 432 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,520 - Come on, then. 433 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,200 - Happened to me, you know. 434 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,160 Always had my shit together. 435 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,560 Got married when I was 25, moved to London, 436 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,240 had a very high up job. 437 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,320 Can't say what. 438 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,200 - Fucking hell... 439 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,760 - And then, when I was 30, I just... 440 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,960 ..wobbled. 441 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,960 Quit everything - my marriage, work. 442 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,920 But in the long run, it was the best thing that I ever did. 443 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,440 Get your shit together, Carol! 444 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,800 STEPH LAUGHS DRILY 445 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,000 It's from the... - Yeah, the film. 446 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 - It's what I do when I can't... 447 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,080 - Yeah, I noticed that. - Mm. 448 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,760 What was your job, Steph? 449 00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:52,600 - I really can't say, Evie. 450 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,200 - Hurry up, you lot! 451 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,880 - Whoopsy! 452 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,640 I love popcorn. 453 00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,520 I absolutely love it. 454 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,080 Hold On by Wilson Phillips 455 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,440 - The ending should be the look. 456 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,960 - The ending should be the look! - Yeah, between the girlies! 457 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,800 - Not what's-his-chops coming on his...in his car. 458 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,040 - I mean, it's the look that says a thousand words, isn't it? 459 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,800 - Gets me emotional. - Yeah, says you're my best friend. 460 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,760 And I always will be. 461 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,560 - No matter what. - Yeah, cos Helen says, doesn't she? 462 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:28,000 "Lillian, I feel like we can communicate with just a look," 463 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,720 but really... - Yeah, but really it's Lillian and Annie, they can do that. 464 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,800 But we love Helen though. - We love Helen! - Yeah, but Annie and Lillian, 465 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,320 they're the... - They're the soulmates. 466 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,680 - They are the soulmates, yeah. 467 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,880 - Oh, girls, stop it! I'm going to sob. 468 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,560 So, guys, is this what you've been doing in the garage, all that time? 469 00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,280 - Yes. 470 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,920 - Oh, right. 471 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:58,320 So, not a sex cult. - Since when did it become sex? 472 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,120 Well, I'm tired, I'm going to hit the hay. 473 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,440 - No! I'm not ready for bed. 474 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,160 Don't be so selfish, Isobel. 475 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,680 Don't dart your eyes at... 476 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:19,680 Yeah, do you want to go to our place, then, Steph? 477 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,680 - Our place, Suz? 478 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,600 You fucking hated it. 479 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:31,480 - Come on. - Right, yeah, OK. All the best, lovely to meet you. 480 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,800 - OTHERS GIGGLE AS THEY LEAVE 481 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,040 - Chuck us me coat, Steph. 482 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,440 And off we pop! 483 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,760 - There we go! Ladies first. 484 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,240 - Oh, ta. 485 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,720 - Come on. 486 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,840 Phew. 487 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,480 - Phew. 488 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,200 Thanks for coming. 489 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,240 - Thank you for having me. 490 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,880 - Formal. 491 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,080 - Nervous. 492 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,360 Can we not do a big dramatic goodbye, please? 493 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,320 - Why not? 494 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,320 - Cos it's easier. 495 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:31,040 - OK. 496 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,120 See ya. 497 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,480 - See ya. 498 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,120 Eves... 499 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:56,360 Hold On by Wilson Phillips 500 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,960 # I know this pain 501 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,600 - # Why do you lock yourself up in these chains 502 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,480 - # Chains, chains, chains 503 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,320 - # No-one can change your life except for you 504 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,480 # Don't ever let anyone step all over you 505 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,400 # Just open your heart and your mind 506 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,640 # Is it really fair to feel 507 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,560 # This way inside? # 508 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,240 - Here we go! 509 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,920 KNOCKING 510 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,000 - Why are you knocking? 511 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,920 - # Until then baby are you gonna let 'em hold you down and make you cry? 512 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,640 # Don't you know, don't you know Things can change 513 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,560 # Things'll go your way 514 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:53,080 # If you hold on for one more day... # 515 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,200 Love you, Iz. 516 00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,040 - Same. 517 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,520 - # Hold on for one more day! # 518 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,320 - Oh, Suz! 519 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,400 - Go on, give it up for Suz! 520 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:16,240 Yes, Suz! Thank you very much. 521 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,960 - THEY LAUGH 522 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,880 - You're such a husk! 523 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,880 - Stop snorting! 524 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,400 Oh, I love that husk. 525 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,960 I didn't expect you to have a husk. 526 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,760 - I think it was cos I was trying to reach for those high notes! 527 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,880 - Steph, this isn't even my coat. 528 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,560 It is Josh's coat! 529 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,200 - Josh's coat? 530 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,280 - I'm going to do a wee. 531 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,360 Oh, my God. - Oh, bloody hell. 532 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,120 I need to go home. - Can we do something tomorrow? 533 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,920 - Oh, I'd fucking love that. 534 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,960 - Who's Tin Man? 535 00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,760 - # Someday somebody's Gonna make you wanna 536 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,440 # Turn around and say goodbye 537 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:23,800 # Until then, baby 538 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,520 # Are you gonna let them Hold you down and make you cry? 539 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,400 # Don't you know? Don't you know Things can change? 540 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,080 # Things'll go your way 541 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:35,840 # If you hold on for one more day 542 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:40,520 # Can you hold on for one more day? 543 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,240 # Things'll go your way 544 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,600 - # Oh, things'll go your way 545 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,280 - # Hold on for one more day. # 39201

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