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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,040 ALARM BEEPS 2 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,440 SIGHS 3 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,160 ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING 4 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:23,360 Come on! 5 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,520 OVERLAPPING VOICES 6 00:00:58,520 --> 00:00:59,920 Mum! 7 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,400 Mum? 8 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:12,400 OVERLAPPING URBAN NOISES 9 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:19,840 BICYCLE BELL TINKLES 10 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,960 - You're fine. 11 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,080 YOU are fine. 12 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,160 Let's just go. 13 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:46,320 - KEYS CLACK, PHONE RINGS 14 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,280 INDISTINCT CHAT 15 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,120 AUDIBLE CHEWING 16 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,440 STRIDENT CLICKING 17 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:59,480 RACKET INTENSIFIES 18 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:10,120 # Happy Birthday to you. # 19 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,600 - Make a wish! - Thanks, everyone! 20 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,520 - Oh, Evie! Your mouth, it's bleeding. 21 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:17,560 Oh! - Oh! 22 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,040 - Shall we have a chat in private, Evie? - No, I'm fine. 23 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,480 - Are you sure you're OK? - I'm fine. - You don't seem it. 24 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:26,240 I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine! 25 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,640 HORNS HONK 26 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,400 SIREN WAILS 27 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:34,200 What number's Mum again? - Evie? Are you all right, love? 28 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,000 - Why can't I remember? 29 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:09,600 - Evie? What's going on? 30 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,800 - I don't know! - Come here. 31 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,480 It's OK. You're safe. 32 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:16,120 You're safe now. 33 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:19,200 - Eves? Eves, it's OK. - Come on, let's get you inside. - You're OK. 34 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,720 - Oh, my baby girl. 35 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,080 - Do you want to run away? 36 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,960 What's your deepest wish? 37 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,280 - What you on about, babe? 38 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:49,840 - What do you want? 39 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,480 Joshy, you're kind of squishing me. 40 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,520 I need to get up. 41 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,080 STONE HITS WINDOW 42 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,520 What you doodling in there? - Mind your own. 43 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,880 - Must be nice to work on a Saturday. 44 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,760 - In what world is it nice to work on a weekend? 45 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:54,000 - No, just Saturdays, and birthdays, and Christmases. 46 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,000 There's just too much pressure to be happy on them. 47 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,800 - OK. 48 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,720 - It's kind of magical where you work. 49 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,360 The bacon sandwiches in the cafe. 50 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,840 The cushions and the table books, 51 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,120 helping people choose how they're going to express themselves 52 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,400 through textiles and interiors. 53 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,920 - Wherever you're imagining, ISN'T where I work, Evie. 54 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:17,640 - OK. 55 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,040 - Suz-oh. 56 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,320 - Joshy. - You all right? 57 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:29,400 - Not really. - Last night? - Hmm... 58 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,680 - You know what I'm thinking? 59 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,760 I think we need a big fat potter. 60 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,280 - I'll get me coat. 61 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,640 - Yes! 62 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,480 - I think I could eat marmalade on toast all day, every day. 63 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,160 Maybe we should put that on the advert. "Must supply marmalade." 64 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,440 - Maybe you should move in with Paddington Bear. 65 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,040 - Oh, God, no, no, no. 66 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,520 We would fight. 67 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,760 Have we, er, had any bites on the room? 68 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,440 - Not yet. - Right. 69 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,800 Well, time is of the essence. 70 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,560 Really not long to go. 71 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,560 Have you spoken to the girl? - I think my tidiness just upset her. 72 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,000 - Yeah... 73 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,040 Are you guys...? - You're still a lion. 74 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:17,720 - What? 75 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:20,680 - The whiskers are still on your face. 76 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,000 - Oh, God. 77 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,000 The Whiskered Doctor. 78 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,680 That will not do, will it? That will not do. 79 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,600 - DOORBELL CHIMES 80 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,080 Hi. - Hi. 81 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,560 - Just came to say hello. 82 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,080 - Hello. 83 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,400 - Can I come in? 84 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,000 - Want a tea, then? Or...? - Yes, please. 85 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:38,640 LAUGHS 86 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,320 - What you laughing at? - I'm not laughing, just, erm.... 87 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,200 The house doesn't look right on you. 88 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,280 - Well, you ARE laughing, mate. 89 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,600 - SLAMS MUG ON COUNTER 90 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:55,800 Where's Suzanne? - Suz? - Yeah, Suz. 91 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,880 - She's with Josh. 92 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,160 Pottering. 93 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,840 - Pottering? - Mm-hm. Pottering. 94 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,960 What's funny about that? 95 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,000 Jesus, not everyone spends their Saturdays divorcing people, 96 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,920 or whatever it is YOU do for fun. 97 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,720 - OK, is this cos I was late, Eves? - When? 98 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,600 - Last night. Bristol. 99 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,000 The trains were cancelled. I did try. 100 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,120 - Oh, God, don't worry about that. 101 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,400 We had a great time. 102 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,840 - OK. 103 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:34,720 You do my fucking head in. 104 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,240 - You do MY fucking head in. 105 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,000 You can do your own milk. 106 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,360 Oh... 107 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,760 Have a whiff of that, Suz. 108 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,960 - Oh, yeah. That's the one. 109 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,080 Winter Nights. 110 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,480 - Ohh! That is good, that. 111 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,040 Have a bounce on here. 112 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:11,000 - Oh, yeah, that's good. It's not too soft. - Yeah. 113 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,040 - Fuck' sake. - Do you want a go, Iz? 114 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,320 - Look at the face. 115 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,080 - Sorry, no, boss business girls shouldn't be seen bouncing on beds. 116 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,160 - Boss business? - Yeah, well, she's... 117 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,160 Ah, put my foot in it again. 118 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,440 - I'm not doing it any more. - No! You should! 119 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,840 - She should what? - I was just... 120 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,360 I was just thinking about making the dog stuff more official. 121 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,680 - Official? - Yeah, like turning it into a proper thing. Full-time. 122 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,920 - Yeah, like, you know, expand it. Like business cards. 123 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,040 Full kit, kaboodle. And then she can hand her notice in here 124 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,880 at Snoresville. - Oh, OK. - I couldn't even think of a name 125 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,680 and then I realised, it was just stupid anyway. 126 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:46,400 And just...just a risk, so... - Oh, you're the dog whisperer, though! 127 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:47,840 - No, I agree with you, Isobel. 128 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,560 I don't think you should be spaffing your hard-earned savings 129 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,080 on business cards. 130 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:56,360 - Spaff? - Bloody hell, Suzanne. - Yeah, you know, just stay in your lane. 131 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,880 - How much discount do YOU get in here? - 30%. 132 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:13,120 - Ooh! That is tasty. 133 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,080 - Why? Do you need something? - Well, yeah, I'm just thinking 134 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,880 that all my stuff's strewn all over the place. 135 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,680 You know, it must be making the little one even more mad. 136 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:22,480 Not mad... Not more either... 137 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:25,520 You know what I mean. - You want your own chest of drawers? 138 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,840 Have you spoke to Eves about it? 139 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,040 - Tidy room, tidy mind, all that. 140 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,640 I've got a bit of dosh. 141 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,560 - OK. - OK! Nice. 142 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,080 I'll do a recce. 143 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,800 Oh, hello, kitty. 144 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,600 - Hello, puss. 145 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,200 - Ew! - What, it's got allergies? 146 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,840 - No. You saying "puss." 147 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,000 - Oh. 148 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,520 - So how was it, then? 149 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:00,240 Did you make any friends? 150 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,440 - Not really. 151 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,320 - You didn't make one friend? 152 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,800 - There was a guy called Miles. 153 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,480 He, erm... talked about squash quite a lot. 154 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,120 - Course he did - his name is Miles. 155 00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,000 What about Tia? 156 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:22,040 Her name popped up on your phone. It was next to me, wasn't it? So... 157 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,080 - OK, Snoop Doggy Dog. 158 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,640 This is why we shouldn't have phones in Film Club. 159 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,080 - So go on, then, what was she like? 160 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,200 - She was, erm...fine. 161 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,400 - Er...fine? 162 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,960 Or FINE? 163 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,880 - She was quite funny, actually. Yeah. 164 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,040 But you know when someone's a bit, erm...lawyery? 165 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:47,000 - Yeah. Do I know when someone's a bit lawyery? 166 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,920 Yeah. 167 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,960 - Well, yeah, she was just a bit, you know, lawyery. 168 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,480 - Mm-hm. Kindred spirits, then? 169 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,760 Sense of humour but an affinity for rules, 170 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,560 wearing wigs, ruining lives. 171 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,040 - An affinity towards, actually, but, yeah. - Ugh. 172 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,440 Funny how? NEW YORK ACCENT: - Funny like a clown? 173 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,360 Funny like I amuse you? I make you laugh? 174 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,200 She was just...quite funny. 175 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,160 - Sounds like she's the one, kid. 176 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,160 - You believe in that? 177 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,160 - "The one?" - Yeah. 178 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,720 - We must have had this conversation before. - We haven't. 179 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,440 - But our navel gazing knows no bounds. 180 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:25,680 - Yeah. Not this. - Wow. 181 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,640 OK, then. No. Obviously not. 182 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,160 - Really? 183 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,440 - Yeah. We have many ones. 184 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,760 - Many ones? 185 00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,160 - Loads of ones. 186 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,560 Don't you think? - Well, I think there's such a thing as... 187 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,720 ..one right person. 188 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:42,440 - You mean that? 189 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,840 - One one, yeah. 190 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:44,920 - But you're clever. 191 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:51,200 - What are you going to do about that, then? 192 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:52,240 - Oh, God. 193 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,560 Right. Shoes off. 194 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,640 Where is this poltergeist? 195 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,000 - Where the hell are we? 196 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,960 - If the cat has made it into the good room, Mum's going to lose her mind. 197 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,640 - "The good room?" - Yeah. 198 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,240 It's reserved only for the good times. 199 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,600 We shouldn't be in here. 200 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:09,800 - Isn't this a good time? 201 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:14,440 Also, since when? 202 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,120 - Mum says, "Just in case." 203 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,280 - The God room. 204 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,680 - The God room, yeah. 205 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:21,480 - Hello? 206 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,920 What's she saying? Are we going to be OK? 207 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,640 - It's got a rhythm to it. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 208 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,680 - Is this blasphemy? 209 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,200 - It's absolute sacrilege, yeah. - Yeah. 210 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,240 Sorry. 211 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,480 - That's prime shellac, that. 212 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,960 - Shall we talk to Evie first? 213 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,920 - You've got his hopes up now. 214 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,040 - So does he live with us now? - I don't know, Isobel. 215 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,960 - You don't know? - No, I don't know. 216 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,080 - It's your house! - It's OUR house. 217 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,680 - Does Evie want him living there? 218 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:53,160 - Well, he's there all the time anyway. 219 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,320 - Yeah, but to actually full-on move in without talking about it... 220 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:58,640 - Bloody hell, it's just a chest of drawers, babe. 221 00:13:58,640 --> 00:13:59,920 - She might feel a bit trapped. 222 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,400 - Rich. 223 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,360 I know what you were doing last night. 224 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,880 - Oh, for fuck's sake, Mum. I was just trying to help. 225 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:10,240 Ever since Eves came home, you've had tunnel vision. 226 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,320 You've cut down on work. 227 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,120 You don't even go to Fizzy Fridays any more. 228 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,000 - How can I go to Fizzy Fridays when it's Filmy Fridays? 229 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,720 I know what I'm doing - cos I'm a grown-up - 230 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,400 and I don't need you meddling in my life. 231 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,040 - Think we've found a winner. 232 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,240 - DOOR CREAKS SHUT 233 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,280 THREADS SNAP 234 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,520 HE EXHALES 235 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,680 What? 236 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:40,480 - God, you really went for it, Eves. 237 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,560 - Yeah. 238 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,040 - But you hate it! 239 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,800 - It's your favourite film, isn't it? 240 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,400 I felt obliged. 241 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,160 - Ah... 242 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,480 Ah, so you saw the text - 243 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,320 this is why you're being such a sourpuss. 244 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,880 - Will you stop saying "puss"? 245 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,880 - Puss. Look, I went all formal with her cos I was... 246 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,720 - Cos you were nervous. - Yeah. 247 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,200 - Oh, so you admit - she did make you nervous? 248 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,680 - I was nervous cos I was in a brand-new environment 249 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,280 with squash players, and the suit was not suiting. 250 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,680 - It was not right. - And... 251 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:15,320 ..you weren't there. 252 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,560 - Well, at least I never have to watch that horror show again, 253 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,280 once we say goodbye. Thank God. 254 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,160 - Doesn't have to be goodbye, though, does it? 255 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,840 - You know what I mean. - Course it's not. - Course not. 256 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,480 - We've got our whole lives ahead of us. - Yeah, it's all up for grabs. 257 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,080 - Then fuck off with the goodbye shit. - You fuck off. 258 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,760 I'm going to miss you. 259 00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:43,480 - You're not going to need to miss me... 260 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,000 ..Elle Woods, cos I'm going to be there, 261 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,160 cheering you on from the dock. 262 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,720 Is it called the "dock"? 263 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,280 - We can call it that, sure. - Yeah? 264 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,880 We can go to the Harbourside after. 265 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,640 - You looked it up? - Obviously. 266 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,400 - You been stalking me? - Yeah. - Aww. 267 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,120 - Go into a book shop for hours, have nice coffees. 268 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,640 - Your first novel's in the window. 269 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,680 The reviews - "compelling, strange". Four stars. 270 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,720 - Four?! - No-one wants a five-star debut. 271 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,440 - That's true, actually. We can have champagne to celebrate. 272 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,480 HE GASPS 273 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,160 - Champagne in my big house full of furniture. 274 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,160 - Yeah. Thin glasses. Old chairs. 275 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,280 Slightly musty smell, like its owner. 276 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,080 - Musty like a...paperback? 277 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,480 - No, it's more like... 278 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:28,920 ..malt. 279 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,240 - OK. 280 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,040 I'll sack off Bristol after a while, move to New York. 281 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,560 And you'll come. - Yeah. 282 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,440 "The hottest lawyer in Manhattan." 283 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,480 - And you'll come? 284 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,960 - Yeah! Oh, no, I'm going to be there, 285 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,000 walking around Central Park wearing a turtleneck, 286 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,960 pretending it's not itchy. 287 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,720 - I'll help you with your Christmas tree. 288 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,840 - SHE GASPS 289 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,040 You'll run to me on New Year's Eve, and I'll tell you that I hate you. 290 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,800 - But you won't mean it. - I won't mean it. 291 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,200 - And you'll wear big glasses and...and shirts 292 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,600 - and...and do captivating talks. - At Carnegie Hall. 293 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,240 - They'll last into the wee hours of the night. 294 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,400 - You'll smoke a cigar. 295 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,640 Mm, only on Tuesdays. Never around the kids. 296 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,320 - All seven of them. - Eight. 297 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,920 Leave the youngest at home one Christmas. 298 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,360 - You are so naff. 299 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:10,560 - Where's Kevin? 300 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,800 - KEVIN! 301 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,440 - Oh, he'll be so cool. We'll be so happy. 302 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,800 - Great soundtrack. ITALIAN ACCENT: - Oh, Morricone! 303 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,640 Eves, do you even want to go back to that job? 304 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,520 - Jesus, Noa. 305 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,440 - I know the position's still open to you if you still want it, but... 306 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:37,520 - You have to bring us back down to Earth, don't you? 307 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:39,880 - Boom. 308 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:56,240 I'm saying I...I am an insect 309 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:59,640 who dreamt he was a man and loved it. 310 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,600 And, erm...now the dream is over, 311 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,720 and the insect is awake. 312 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,280 Ah! I'm transforming. 313 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,720 Evie. Evie, if you're watching this, in the future, 314 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,400 erm...then I hope you're enjoying this. 315 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,640 But, erm, I'll probably be a fly. 316 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,120 - You know what? I know what I'm going to do tomorrow 317 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:22,760 and the next day and the next year and the year after that. 318 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,920 I'm shaking the dust off this crumby old town 319 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,480 and I'm going to see the world! 320 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,640 Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum, 321 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,240 then I'll come back here, go to college, 322 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,280 see what they have to say. And then I'm going to build things. 323 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,160 Skyscrapers, 100 storeys high and I'm going to... 324 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,680 ..I'm going to make bridges 100 miles long and.. 325 00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,720 PROJECTOR CLICKS OFF 326 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,560 - You will, you know. 327 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:50,680 See it all. 328 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,640 - Not really looking that way, is it? 329 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,680 - How intense would you say the malaise is at present, 330 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,480 on a scale from one to malaise? 331 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,720 - It's better than it was, actually. 332 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,760 - Mm. 333 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,400 - You told me you had that thing in the mornings before school 334 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,680 when you were little, when you couldn't pick up the cereal spoon. 335 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,480 - Oh, God, yeah! - Mm-hm. - The exhaustion. 336 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,120 - Like, no grip. - Heavy. 337 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,520 - Can't grasp. - Jelly. No bones. - Yeah. 338 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,560 That's what it feels like. 339 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,200 All the time. 340 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,320 It's like I can't hold on to anything. 341 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,200 But it's better in here. 342 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,720 - OK. 343 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,360 - And sometimes I try and trick myself... 344 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,920 ..into doing the thing before my brain realises I'm doing it... 345 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,240 ..but then it catches up, and I can't. 346 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,280 - Can't pick up the spoon. - Yeah. 347 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,320 - But, Eves, just... 348 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,840 ..just stepping out there. 349 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:01,440 Taking one step. You know? - I know. - Starting there. 350 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,280 - No bones, Noa. 351 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:06,080 It's a physical thing. I stop working. 352 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,000 - So your legs don't work? 353 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,120 - Yeah, my legs go. It all goes. 354 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:12,160 Don't laugh. - I'm not laughing. 355 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,440 You stop working. - Yeah. 356 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,880 And everyone's watching. - Who? 357 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:20,440 - Just...everyone that was... - No-one's watching. 358 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,120 - It's too much pressure. 359 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,200 It's like I step outside and I'm arse-crack naked 360 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,640 and everyone's got their popcorn out. 361 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,840 - Yeah, no-one cares about your crack. Shut up. 362 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,400 - It's OK, Noa. - I think you're talking rubbish. 363 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,880 - Just stop. 364 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,160 - No-one actually cares. - Noa, stop. 365 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,760 What are you doing? 366 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,520 Oh! - I don't know, what AM I doing? What am I doing? 367 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,040 What is anything? 368 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,560 What is anything, really, if you think about it? - Noa, are you OK? 369 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,560 - Huh? Yeah? 370 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:58,440 - What the hell are you doing? 371 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,640 Put your clothes on! 372 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,480 - This is happening, then. 373 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,800 - What's happening? 374 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,680 Merry Christmas, lads! Merry Christmas, number 51! 375 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,560 Merry Christmas, Des's corner shop! 376 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,200 - Noa! 377 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,720 HE PANTS 378 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,560 What are you doing? 379 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,760 Oh, he's lost it. 380 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,400 - See! No-one cares. 381 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,040 Look at me, I'm Jimmy Stewart! 382 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,160 - See? - You can do what you want! 383 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:38,080 I'm dancing in my pants. I'm dancing in my pants. 384 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,120 No-one actually cares! 385 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,520 - HE PANTS 386 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,160 - Ooh... 387 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:58,040 - Iz...you have to go for it. 388 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,720 Leave this place and go pro with the dogs. 389 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,320 - Do you reckon? - Yeah, you've got to. It's your pash. 390 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,160 And you're more than capable. 391 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,560 - Yeah? - Yeah. 392 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,400 - Mum doesn't think so. 393 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,800 - Uno momento por la toileto. 394 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,520 - QUIET CHATTER 395 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,560 - Suzo... 396 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,880 - Homestead Hounds. 397 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,240 - What? - Homestead Hounds. That's the name. 398 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,600 Think it could be great. 399 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,160 - Yeah... 400 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,280 No, that's good. 401 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,480 - I'll contribute to the business cards, 402 00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:42,840 as long as they're classy. 403 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,600 Let's do this. 404 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,320 - NOA SHIVERS 405 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,080 Why did you DO that, you weirdo? 406 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,400 HOT WATER BOTTLE SLOSHES 407 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:06,560 - Oh, we need popcorn. 408 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,520 So your legs don't work? 409 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,560 - Nope. 410 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,720 HE TAPS THE BIKE - So get on the back of here, then. 411 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,160 - No. - Get on the back. 412 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,760 - No! - Get. On. The. Back. 413 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,840 Really? - Yeah. 414 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,160 - Really not getting on? - Go away. 415 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,360 - You go away. 416 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,760 - BIKE BELL PINGS 417 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,280 - Wheee! 418 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,480 - SHE LAUGHS 419 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,920 Ooh. 420 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,840 Oh, it's Sammy. - Pick it up. 421 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:00,280 - Really? - Yeah, she'll be stressy. 422 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,960 - OK. 423 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,360 Hello, darling. 424 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,560 - Recovered from last night? 425 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:05,600 - Yep, yep. All good. 426 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:06,720 - Is Noa up, or...? 427 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,640 - No, he's here with me now. - Put me on speaker. 428 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,920 - OK, OK. 429 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,400 - Hello, darling. 430 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,960 - Hi, darling. 431 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,480 - Hold me closer to your mouths. My speaker's fucked. 432 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,880 I wasn't mean to that rather fuckable Lion, was I? 433 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,960 - No, no, not at all. All good. 434 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,360 - Evelyn? 435 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:31,520 - You didn't do anything wrong. 436 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:32,720 - Is my coat there? 437 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,480 Hello? 438 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,520 - Keeping it safe. 439 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,760 - Phew. 440 00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,760 Hey, remember Life-ruiner Liz? 441 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,960 Are you there? 442 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,680 - Mm-hm. Liz, yeah... 443 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,520 - Yeah. Turns out she's actually lovely - 444 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,800 she just has a personality disorder. 445 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,040 Anyway, she does Reiki now 446 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,160 and I thought that might help you, darling. 447 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,360 She says she'll come over and do it for free. 448 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,720 Evie! 449 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,400 - Reiki, yeah. 450 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,520 - Right, you two are boring me. 451 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,640 - LINE DISCONNECTS 452 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,080 PHONE CLATTERS 453 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,520 Listen to me. 454 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,040 I have to leave. 455 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,160 I have to. 456 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,120 - I know. It's OK. 457 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,920 - What are you doing? Stop doing that. 458 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,160 - I'm not doing anything. 459 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,360 - I have to go. 460 00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:34,640 - The job. Yeah. 461 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,000 - No. 462 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,040 Right now. 463 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:42,880 - Why? 464 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,640 We should talk about this. 465 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,960 - You don't want this. 466 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,520 - I'll put the kettle on. 467 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,840 - IZZIE AND JOSH TALK OUTSIDE 468 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:48,680 LINE RINGS 469 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,360 LINE RINGS 470 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,200 This is Noa Amin. 471 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,520 Please leave me a message - I'll call you back. 472 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,360 - I missed you today. 473 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,600 What would I do without you, baby? 33347

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