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The Wizard Of Oz
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This programme contains strong
language
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FILM CUTS OUT
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- GROANS
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- Ah...
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- Hey!
- Ah, excuse me - that's my favourite
film.
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- Why?
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You've not changed my mind.
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That is the single most depressing
film ever made.
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- No!
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- I thought you didn't like sad
endings, Noa.
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- It's a happy ending, OK? It's the
happiest of endings.
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- Oh, love a happy ending!
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- Like, Dorothy's done. You do realise
that, don't you?
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She's ruined.
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She had a taste of something, guys.
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And then BOOM.
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- OK, she's had a change in
perspective, OK?
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They realise they never lacked
anything.
- No, no, no, no, no...
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No, no. If she'd had a change of
perspective, Noa,
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the colour would've come back with
her.
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- The colour's been inside of her.
It's always been inside of her.
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- Where is it again, Noa?
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- Was it inside of her, Noa?
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THEY LAUGH
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Judy, guys.
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- No, it's not Judy, OK? It's Dorothy.
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OK? She's happy. There's no place like
home!
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- She doesn't even know what home is.
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- She does. It's Kansas. It's Auntie
Em.
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It's the guys at the farm because
they're the Scarecrow
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and the Tin Man and the Lion.
- Yes, obviously they are, you divvy,
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but they're also not.
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You know, like, she's going to miss
the fantasy versions
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of them forever.
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She's going to miss people even when
they're sat right in front of her.
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Oh, guys, she had purpose in Oz!
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She was a leader!
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I mean, what even is life now?
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- Great tunes, though.
- Mm-hm.
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- Yeah, and she was drugged while she
was singing them.
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- Oh, my God.
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- A drugged child for our
entertainment!
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This film is a nightmare.
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- OK, erm...
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Game time.
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- Yeah, game time.
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No phones in Film Club, Katie!
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- Right, game on. We've got this.
- No pressure!
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- So...
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FRANTIC MUSIC
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- Oh, shit.
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Babe?
- Yeah?
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- How long have you been up?
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- Only a couple of hours.
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- Oh, this is...
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Wow.
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Really. Wow.
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- God, no, it's not finished yet.
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- Is it not?
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Oh...
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I've got to take this.
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Hey, Noa. How's Bristol?
- OK.
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- So...what do you think of Malc's new
wheels?
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- Smart.
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- What is it this week?
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- Wizard Of Oz.
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Big yellow road right up the garden.
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I said it should be garage only, but
Mum said to respect her an artist.
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- Doesn't your mum ever take a break?
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- Breaks aren't really her thing.
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- You know, like a bit of release.
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- Release isn't her thing either.
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I reckon she could do with a night
off, though.
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- Well, obviously the suit, Noa.
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- For a meet and greet? They said
smart casual.
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- Yeah. Smart casual for lawyers,
which is a suit.
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Andrew Beckett and Joe Miller - suits.
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Atticus Finch - suit.
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- Er, Erin Brockovich.
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- Yeah. She's the exception, not the
rule.
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- I don't know if you're right about
this one, Eves.
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- Of course I'm right, Noa.
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It's implicit.
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What else you going to wear - jeans
and trainers?
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You're not some tech guy who designed
an app and lives
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in the Californian desert in a house
that's powered by the sun.
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- What?
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- You're a barrister in Bristol.
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- I'm the Barrister of Bristol.
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- The Barrister of Bristol and his
brilliant blunder.
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- I cannot substantiate those claims.
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I can neither confirm nor deny the
reports.
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- Any comment on the outcome?
- How did you win the case?
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What, like it's hard?
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I'm going to go suit no tie.
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- No, don't be so aloof!
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- How is that aloof?
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- Well, how are they going to know you
care if you don't show 'em?
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You've got to meet, you've got to
greet.
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- I can care without a tie on.
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- Aloof.
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- I care too much, Eves. That's my
problem.
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Eves?
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- Yeah?
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- Is it weird that I feel...homesick?
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- Wow.
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- Evie?
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- You just chose the wrong hotel, Noa.
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You'll be back in your own bed
tonight.
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Ooh, it's going to be so fun.
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Dom, your phantom flatmate, is coming.
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- Listen, don't start without me, OK?
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- Joshy!
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- Oh. Yeah, coming!
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- I've got it on!
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- No, you'll have plenty of time.
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- Have you ever done a Cacao ritual?
- Ca... What? Say that again.
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- Cacao chocolate.
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- Oh, like just chocolate?
- Shit...
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- Tea's getting cold, babe.
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- Oh. Yum.
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Thanks, Mum.
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- Well, that's doing her no favours.
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- Nah, she needs a chunky belt.
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- Do you think?
- Mm.
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- What do you think, babe?
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- Yeah, chunky belt, chunky belt.
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- You are so right. She needs a chunky
belt.
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That's what my outfit for tonight's
missing.
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- Tonight, Suzo?
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- Mumma is hitting the tiles tonight.
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- Oh...
- You know Steph with the lovely smile
and the dog that...
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You see her in the corner shop
sometimes.
- Oh, yeah, mm-hm.
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- Well, she just text me. Do I fancy a
girl's night out?
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But she must get lonely.
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She's got no kids.
- Mm.
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- Nothing that a chin wag and a 'seccy
won't sort.
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- Go on, Suzo, paint it red.
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Evie, it's Flo.
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I know you're, er, housebound or
whatever,
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but there's another parcel here for
you,
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so can you come collect it, please?
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It's, er...
- Right.
- ..taking up a lot of space.
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Thanks.
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- WIND HOWLS
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- I like a short sleeve...
- I just need to chunk me outfit up.
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- Always chunk it up, Suz.
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- SHE LAUGHS
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Iz, can you do me a favour?
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- Jesus, Eves! Can you knock?
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- I got something delivered to my flat
by mistake again.
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- What is it?
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- A self-assembly rainbow.
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- Fuck's sake!
- For the Wizard Of Oz.
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- Does that mean you'll be ranting all
night about the mistreatment
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of Julie Garland again?
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- Judy!
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And it's tragic, Isobel.
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- Yeah, I know it's tragic, Eves. I
just can't hear it again.
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- I mean, she was on the floor, run
ragged.
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And no-one noticed.
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- So why did you choose the film?
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- I need the rainbow.
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Mum's belt shopping.
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She's out tonight, thank God.
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I can't have a repeat of speech-gate.
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- Surely Noa's used to it by now.
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- It's not just Noa coming.
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The whole gang's back together.
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- I thought you'd want it to just be
the two of you.
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- Why?
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It's heavy.
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- Him leaving?
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- No, the rainbow.
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WHISK SCRAPES BOWL
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- Right, which one should I...?
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- Yeah, chunky belt. Chunky belt.
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- Fucking hell.
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I've already made your snacks, babe,
they're in the fridge.
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- Just got to do this one thing for
Noa.
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- OK, well, I guess I can let the
kitchen rule slide.
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I want you to feel at home, babe.
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Not like you'll be here forever, but
while you are...
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- This is home, Mumma.
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- You must miss your little flat.
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- No, not really.
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- Really?
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If I ever go looking for
my heart's desire again,
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I won't look any further than my own
back yard.
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The way they treated her, Mum. I mean,
she wasn't...
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- Let's not do that.
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I admire your passion, babe, but...
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- WHISK SCRAPES
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- Uh, bu-bu-bu...
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Gently.
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- INDISTINCT CHATTER
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- Glad to have you joining us, Noa.
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Heard great things.
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- Yeah?
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Yeah - me, too.
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- Ah...
- Me, too.
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As in, uh, thanks.
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I really... OK.
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- That's a squash man's arm if I've
ever seen one.
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- Eh?
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- Well, you play, don't you, mate?
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- Yeah.
- Nice.
- Yeah, I...
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..dabble.
- Yeah, I knew it.
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Shall we say, uh, Friday morns?
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Shake off thirsty Thursday?
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- Su... Yeah, sure.
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- Perfect. Good man. I'm holding you
to that, Noa.
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Nice suit, by the way.
- Thanks.
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- Noa Ameen?
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- I know, yeah, I know.
- Do you?
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Do you? Do you No-a A-meen?
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- Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yep.
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- Yeah...
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- Uh, what's your name?
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- That's a squash man's arm if ever
I've seen one.
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- Yeah, it is, yeah.
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No, I play county.
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- I mean, why the fuck is this
necessary?
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- Ours is not to reason why, Iz.
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- These next few weeks are going to be
intense.
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She'll want to go out with a bang.
- Out with a bang?
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- Her weird mate's leaving.
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- Yeah, but anyone can watch films,
can't they?
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- Nah, they started it together -
they'll end it together.
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- Yeah, your mum's right, that does
sound a bit culty.
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Oh, right, thinking, battle plan...
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..kill her with kindness.
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- You know, it's really starting to
feel like home now, so...
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- Right.
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- Thank you so much for your patience,
Flo.
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You're an absolute leg end, mate.
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- The landlord said it would
technically just be easier
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to evict her.
- She's coming back.
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- OK... When?
- I don't know. But she will.
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- He let her sublet as a favour,
because she...
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You know...
- What?
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- Had a...you know...
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- A what?
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- SHE IMITATES EXPLOSION
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- Wow.
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Well, you should be thankful that you
found the one landlord
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that cares about human life, shouldn't
you?
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- Oh... No, he believes in ghosts.
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He just doesn't want her haunting him
if she...
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..you know...
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- You're a bit of a dick, aren't you,
Flo?
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- Yeah.
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Experiences of being in a cult
vary...
255
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,600
- I'm not bloody watching it, Isobel.
256
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,920
- What?
257
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,560
- Oh, come here, baby girl.
258
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,840
- You look gorgeous.
259
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:29,000
- Yeah, but I don't have to go out if
I don't want to, do I?
260
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,960
- You don't have to do anything you
don't want to do, Mumma.
261
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:34,360
- I've got a bit of a dicky tummy.
262
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,400
- Sure you're not just a bit nervy?
263
00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,960
- Oh, I might be a bit nervy.
264
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,600
- Yeah, a bit butterflies?
- Bit butterflies, yeah.
265
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,080
Yeah, I... I'd be less nervous if I
was going on a bleeding date.
266
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,920
- Well, you are, in a way.
267
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,240
A friend date.
268
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,720
- A friend date...
269
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,040
Yeah, only that's worse, cos you can't
bloody snog them
270
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,680
when it gets awkward.
271
00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:54,800
- Don't bloody end up snogging her,
Mum.
272
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:59,240
- Well, you lot can be whosits and
whatsits and notsits.
273
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,400
Oh, sod it.
274
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,280
- Oh...
275
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,680
Oh, hello, Christy Turlington.
276
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,960
- Piss off!
277
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,960
Christy Turlington!
278
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,320
- You do!
279
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,640
- Hi, Tia.
- Hi.
280
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,000
- Nice and quiet out here, isn't it?
281
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,520
- Well, it was.
282
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,520
- Sorry. Uh...
283
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,840
Yeah, I can leave you alone, if...?
- No, it's OK.
284
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,560
I just can't do all the big groups and
the small talk.
285
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,920
Do you want one?
286
00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,520
- No, I'm good, thanks.
287
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,680
Actually, yeah, go on.
288
00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,960
- A lawyer with zero conviction.
289
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,640
That's...interesting.
290
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,680
- Yeah, I know, it's...
291
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,120
It's a problem.
292
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,000
I was dreading it, to begin with.
293
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:06,160
But now that I'm here, I think... it's
all going to be OK.
294
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,440
- Really?
295
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:14,040
My boss told me about some case in
Bolton, your forensic analysis?
296
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,880
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I feel like... Elle
Woods.
297
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,160
- Who?
298
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,800
- She's... It's...
299
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,640
Look, I really should be getting the
next train.
300
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,080
- Already?
301
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:29,040
- Yeah. Why? Is that aloof?
302
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,040
- Yeah, it is a little bit aloof.
303
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:34,440
But I rate it.
304
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:39,320
- Yeah, well, it's... It's sort of,
uh, an obligation, so...
305
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,680
- Formal.
306
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,080
- Yeah...
307
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,760
Well, it was nice to...
308
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,960
- PHONE PINGS
309
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,680
- Shit.
310
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,560
- Right, you two, behave yourselves.
311
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,000
- Oh...!
312
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Wow. Drop dead, Suz.
313
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,160
Now, did you go for the chunky belt?
314
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,880
- Does a badger shit in the woods?
315
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,680
- Are you sure it's a FANCY thing,
Mum?
316
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,360
- But this isn't fancy, babe.
317
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,840
- I think she likes gardening, you
could talk to her about that.
318
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,640
- I know how to make a conversation,
Isobel.
319
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,720
- Yeah, the face of Christy
Turlington,
320
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,960
the chat of Terry Wogan, this one.
321
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,080
Terry Wogan...
322
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,960
Don't forget your snacks.
323
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,480
Ah...
324
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:58,760
Ee...
325
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,160
Ooh...
326
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,320
- SUZ HUMS TUNELESSLY
327
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,040
- Oh, uh...
328
00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:10,080
It's, uh... It's all quite hearty,
isn't it? Rustic.
329
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,560
- I mean, we can... We can go
somewhere else, if you like.
330
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,040
- No. God, no. No, I love it.
331
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,920
I'll have your driest... driest
Prosecco.
332
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,800
A sweet Prosecco knocks me sick. Does
it you, Steph?
333
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,960
- Well, I'll just have whatever you're
having, Suz.
- Oh.
334
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,680
We'll have a bottle and two thin
glasses.
335
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,000
Do you have thin glasses?
336
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,160
- I think so.
337
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:35,160
- I mean, I know it's not that fancy
here, but, uh...
338
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,880
..bit of a laugh?
339
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,720
- SUZ LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY
340
00:15:39,720 --> 00:15:41,680
- Oh, God.
- I'm a karaoke fiend.
341
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,760
- He needs to sort that out.
342
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,360
It's quite hot.
343
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,880
- Not really my type, but each to
their own.
344
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,240
- No, no. God, I meant...
345
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,520
- No, I know what you meant.
346
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:56,840
- THEY LAUGH
347
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,640
- I mean, to be fair, I haven't seen
anyone's bum but my own
348
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,920
for quite a while, so maybe I am
getting a bit flustered.
349
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,520
- Well, I'm sure every fella round
town would show you their bum, Suz.
350
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,240
- Steph!
351
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:12,920
- Oh, no, no, no.
352
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,280
I can't talk right now.
353
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,320
You know I can't. I'll call you back
later, all right?
354
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,720
Thank you. Love you. Bye.
355
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,680
Oh...
356
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,000
Evie, this is so cute!
357
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,880
- Kam, you look amazing.
358
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:31,240
- I can't believe I'm here before Noa.
359
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,920
Also, Samantha's going to know there's
hardly any alcohol in this.
360
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,280
- Yeah, well, we can't have her going
all Elizabeth Taylor again.
361
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,600
- Why not? She devours.
362
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,000
- Of course she devours, Kam, but it's
not healthy.
363
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,520
DOOR OPENS
364
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,720
- Oh, darling, you've gone.
365
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,280
- Sammy!
366
00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,160
- Oh, look at you.
367
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,640
Is it scurvy?
368
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,400
This fucking house...
369
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,720
The gooch of Greater Manchester.
370
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,760
Can't believe Noa takes this trek
every Friday.
371
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,280
- Hi!
372
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,800
How did you get here?
373
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,360
- Train, tram, bus. It was fucking
endless.
374
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,320
- Oh, in the future, Kam can give you
a lift.
375
00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,680
- Oh, can he?
376
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,280
- The future, darling?
377
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,480
There isn't one. Noa's fucking off.
378
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,920
Packing his knapsack and heading west.
379
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,200
Is it west?
- I think the main thing is that it's
far.
380
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:20,240
- Well, if film club's over, why have
we got a new member coming?
381
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,760
- Ahem.
382
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,080
Well, this is terrific.
383
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,720
- Phantom flatmate.
384
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,320
- Dominic, you look amazing.
385
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,640
Thank you so much for making the
effort.
386
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,640
- And thank you for your, uh, quite
comprehensive email on the rules.
387
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,040
- You've printed it?
388
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,560
- Well, the rules make it fun. So,
you'll be familiar...
389
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,680
..no phones in film club.
390
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,120
- I'm so sorry. I...I am a doctor, I
do kind of NEED my phone.
391
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,680
- OK. Kam?
392
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,240
- Eves, I don't think I can, either.
393
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,720
Nephews.
394
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,720
- The nephews, the nephews, yeah.
Sammy?
395
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,800
- No can do, darling.
- Why?
396
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,200
- Because I don't want to.
397
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,720
- Come on, guys.
398
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,840
We're glued to them. It's an epidemic.
399
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:04,360
I'm offering you the chance to escape
here. Why don't you take it?
400
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,240
- No.
401
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,600
- Oh, fine.
402
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,680
Game time!
- Ooh!
403
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,320
- And where the fuck is the boy?
404
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,000
- Yeah, he's never usually late.
405
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,440
- Yeah, I'll...
406
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,640
The snow used in the film was actually
asbestos - true or false?
407
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,080
Evie, it's me.
408
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,320
Erm, the trains are cancelled, there's
some incident on the line...
409
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,000
Fuck.
410
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,600
- INDISTINCT CHATTER
411
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,240
OK.
412
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,680
- That's the last time anything was
this late, it was my period,
413
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,160
and I had to have an abortion.
414
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,840
- He'll be here.
415
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,320
- Dominic...
416
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,840
..have we necked?
417
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,280
- I don't... I don't believe so.
418
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,440
- I'm pretty sure we've necked.
419
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,960
- Samantha, you've literally never
met.
420
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,360
- So why do I feel like we've necked?
421
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,560
- Maybe you've necked in a past life.
422
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,760
- Can everyone stop saying neck?
423
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,480
- Remember when we all used to neck?
Those were the days.
424
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,120
- Evie, did...did you and Noa ever,
erm...?
425
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,640
- Neck?
426
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,840
- God, no.
427
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,400
- Incest!
428
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,560
- KNOCK AT DOOR
429
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,840
Oop. Here he is!
- Finally.
430
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,080
- You all right, everyone?
431
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,160
Do you... Do you mind if I join in?
432
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,720
Seems like you're a man down.
433
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,440
- I don't remember a horse in this.
434
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,360
- PASSENGERS LAUGH
435
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:37,760
All right, cyberman!
436
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,520
- OK, yeah, erm...
437
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,400
Sorry, has anyone got a phone charger?
438
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,120
Plug it into your chest.
439
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,320
- OK.
440
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,280
Uh... "Let's keep going."
441
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,480
- Thelma & Louise.
442
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,120
Phone charger? No-one's got a phone
charger?
443
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,400
- Uh...
444
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,920
"Baby fish mouth, baby fish mouth."
445
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,040
- When Harry Met Sally.
446
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,120
- Get in.
447
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,840
- Phone charger? No? OK.
448
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:10,480
- "Get your lesbian feet out of my
shoes."
449
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,640
- Bend It Like Beckham.
450
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:12,760
- Yes!
451
00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:15,120
What the fuck, Dominic?
- I mean, I surprised myself there.
452
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:16,920
- Wow. Great work. 15!
453
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:19,120
- Any news on Noa?
454
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,600
- OK...baby.
455
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,960
We are very far behind now, but come
on!
456
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,960
- Yeah, we got it this time, pooch.
- Yep.
- I've got it.
457
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,560
- Okey dokey.
458
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,680
- Go!
459
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,960
- "This is important to me!"
460
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,200
- Broadcast News!
461
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,680
- Oh... Wrong team, Samantha.
462
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,920
- Oh, whatever.
463
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,120
- Great.
464
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,920
"Run...mm-mm... Run!"
465
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,960
- Yeah? Yeah, go on, keep going.
466
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,600
- "Run...mm-mm... Run!"
467
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,400
- "Run!" Erm...
468
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,600
Erm... Run...
469
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,000
Run? Run Rabbit Run?
470
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,560
No? Uh, Chicken Run?
471
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,920
Chicken Run.
- Tom Hanks!
472
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,400
- Tom Hanks? Oh, Top Gun. Top Gun.
473
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,680
- Tom HANKS!
474
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,040
- Tom... Oh, fuck, yeah, Tom Hanks,
Tom Hanks...
475
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,200
Oh, fucking hell, Tom Hanks...
- OK. No way in hell.
476
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,440
OK. Oh, right, OK.
477
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,800
Film about a big shark.
478
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,280
- Shark Night!
479
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,520
No? Shark... Shark...
480
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:03,680
Oh, Sharkboy And Lavagirl!
481
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,400
No? Shark Night 3D?
482
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,880
What you...?
483
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,120
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what you doing?
484
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,600
- What's this?
- Are you OK?
- What's that?
485
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,520
- Your... What...? Your face?
486
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,680
Your face...
487
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,040
Face...face...
488
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,440
Face...Off! Face/Off!
489
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,600
- Are you doing this on purpose?
490
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,280
Unbelievably famous film about a
shark!
491
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,920
- Oh! Time's up!
492
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,200
- Ah...
493
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,800
Ah, well.
494
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,440
Just a game, innit?
495
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,360
How about a sweet treat?
496
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,280
Does anyone want some heart cake?
497
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,160
Who doesn't love a red velly?
498
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,240
Hmm?
499
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,280
Oh, yeah, look at that.
500
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,360
There we go.
501
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,720
- I'm just relieved to say it.
502
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,200
I don't bloody like 'em.
503
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,440
I can't stand the... the dog breath.
504
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,400
Does that make me some kind of evil
witch?
505
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,160
- You do get used to it, Suz.
506
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,520
- No, count me out.
507
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,080
- You see, I never wanted kids.
508
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,800
Animals only.
- Oh, you see, I do find that weird.
509
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,440
- Yeah, I'm just too selfish, but, you
know, I accept that.
510
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,880
- No! Don't do yourself down, babe.
511
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,280
I'm sure you don't jump for joy at the
idea of picking up
512
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,760
Malcolm's shite, but you do it cos you
love him.
513
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,200
- That is true!
514
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,560
I mean you had your kids early, didn't
you?
515
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:23,920
I mean, I just, you know,
516
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:27,000
I hated the idea of my life not being
my own.
517
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,080
- No! It's the opposite.
518
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,280
Oh, they give you life, Steph.
519
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,760
They ARE life.
520
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,040
- You see?
521
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,600
I am the evil witch.
522
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,880
Hey, I bet your Izzie was always
asking for a pet.
523
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,640
- My Izzie?
- Yeah.
524
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,200
Yeah, I mean, she's got a natural
talent there.
525
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,680
- Oh, I didn't know you two...
526
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,400
- Oh, I see her out with the dogs.
- Oh, right, well...
527
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,520
Yeah, well, she had lots of love and
adoration from me to make up for it.
528
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,880
- Yeah. Yeah, of course she did.
- Plenty, plenty.
529
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,400
- Thick.
530
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,800
Oh, you've got a nice smile, haven't
you, Steph?
531
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,960
- Aw! Well, that's kind.
532
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,000
- You know, come to think of it, she
did have a hamster at one point,
533
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,920
but her dad...
534
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,320
Well, there was a disaster, so I
didn't like to see her like that.
535
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,680
- Hmm.
536
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,320
What, did he forget to lock the hutch?
537
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,160
- I don't want to talk about it,
actually.
538
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,280
- Yeah, no, of course.
539
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,680
- I heard him and his mates downstairs
at 4:00 in the morning.
540
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,400
And I knew. I thought, they're going
to open that bleeding cage
541
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,200
and do something daft.
542
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,760
But, you know, you couldn't approach
him when he was in a certain...
543
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,040
..frame of mind.
544
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:36,800
But our Izzie never knew.
545
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:40,480
No. Evie made up a story, you know, to
protect her,
546
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:43,000
and wrote to her as the hamster for
years.
547
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,240
Like, "Dear Izzie, I miss you lots,
but the cabbages here are lovely."
548
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,720
- Aw!
- Oh, bless her cottons.
549
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,400
- Oh, you three ladies have really
stuck together, haven't you,
550
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,360
through the tough times?
551
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,160
Oh, bless you gorgeous girlies.
552
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,360
- So, how are your...plants, then,
Steph?
553
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,000
- Oh, erm...
554
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,480
It's actually been a bit quite a
tricky...
555
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,280
- Sorry. How do you know about all of
that?
556
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,800
- All of what?
557
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,360
- The "tough times".
558
00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,440
- Well, your Izzie, she comes past
mine, doesn't she?
559
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,520
- Oh, I didn't know that you...
560
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,560
- She walks Malc and, you know, we
have the occasional chat.
561
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,960
- That you were...
562
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,480
- Yeah, but she said you didn't have
it easy, did you?
563
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,480
- Well, no. But I wasn't throwing the
father of my children out the door
564
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,080
singing "celebrate good times, come
on".
- No, of course not.
565
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,880
- Just, when you find out you're
living with an animal...
566
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,000
Anyway...
567
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,680
Enough of that.
568
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,200
- THEY LAUGH AWKWARDLY
569
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,720
- So...
570
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,440
What song are you going to sing us
tonight, then, mate?
571
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:48,920
- It really is sweltering in here.
572
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,640
- I mean, you're a bit of a Barbra
Streisand, aren't you?
573
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,520
- Oh, you REALLY know a lot about me,
don't you, Steph?
574
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,760
- Well, no. It's just that...
- Yeah, Isobel, Malcolm.
575
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,280
Yep, yep, yep.
576
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:03,520
It's a shame this was the only table.
577
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,040
I feel like I'm in a bleeding
fishbowl.
578
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,720
- You all right, Suz?
- Yeah.
579
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,920
You know, actually, that's fuckin'
awful.
580
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,640
Oh, shit!
- Bloody hell, Suz. Are you all right?
581
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,320
- Oh, bloody hell. Jesus...
582
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,360
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm...
583
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,800
Yeah, just going to... Yeah.
584
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,720
- MOVIE PLAYS
585
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,400
DOOR OPENS
586
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,640
- Phew.
- Phew.
587
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,840
- How was it, mate?
588
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,200
- Sh! Silly boy.
589
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,000
- My apologies.
590
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,040
- NOA MOUTHS
591
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,800
- Asking me all these personal
questions.
592
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,440
I mean, what does she want from me,
blood and guts?
593
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,160
- Oh, I'm sorry, Suzo.
- Fucking invasive is what she is.
594
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,120
- Well, I think our kid just wanted to
give you, like, a simple
595
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,960
nice time, you know?
596
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,280
- You what?
597
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,040
Our Isobel set this up?
598
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,240
- Uh...
599
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,600
Well... Well, yeah...
600
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,080
I think that she just thought that,
like, you'd get on.
601
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,920
- I'm not care in the community.
602
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,360
- Well....
603
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:46,600
No, I don't think...
604
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,360
- What the fuck are you wearing, Josh?
605
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,840
- Oh, don't ask.
606
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,120
Don't ask.
607
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,360
- PHONE BUZZES
608
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:58,480
- Oh!
609
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,440
- Ooh, we're getting you home, babe,
is what we're doing.
610
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,600
- Was this always yellow, this path?
611
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,160
- Yes, my love, it was always yellow.
- Oh.
612
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,680
- Let's get you home.
613
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:27,080
- BICYCLE SQUEAKS
614
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,440
DOOR OPENS
615
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,000
- Oh! Good night?
616
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,400
- Really good.
617
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,960
You?
618
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,000
- Yeah, really good.
619
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,240
- SUZ INHALES DEEPLY
620
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,280
- Oh...
621
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,040
I wish I could have you back as babies
sometimes...
622
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:55,800
..just for one day.
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