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Mom! What is it?

How long do I have to keep this on for?

You still have it on.

A long time if you take it off, you know.

Oh, you're wearing makeup.

Where are you going?

Just to go out with you.

That's it.

We are just friends.

Mom, you don't know anything like that, right? So I'm just saying, be careful in

it. That's Christ, Quab.

Nothing never happens.

Nothing.

Besides, my menopause done a long time.

They don't have to worry about that.

Of course I'm worried, babe. I paid a bag of money for that hotel suite.

And it's too late to get my deposit back.

Can't you ask Auntie Lola?

She has her trad wife class today at church.

Oh, well, you don't want to join them?

Yo. Yo.

Hey, you know how we allowed you on the rent a couple of times?

No guilting, no pressure as well. What do you want? Bro, please babysit

man. The babysitting's cancelled. Please, bro. Oh, sorry, man. I have

today. Please, man, this is me. I'm for me the first night out since my whole

was born, bro.

And, hey, I've got a couple of gadgets I'm ready to get crinkly tonight.

Sorry,

bro. You know I did, but...

I'm taking Vanessa out today, innit? What, Vanessa?

Yeah, man.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man, I'm trying to see if she wants to get

back together. We're not getting back together.

I just want to clear the air and draw a line on the thing. So good. You could

have sent a text for all that closure you're trying to close me. You know

I'm just going to sell you a ticket. No, no, no, no, don't, okay?

The comedy show's might out. I'm going to meet up with Quab, say what I have to

say, and then... I'll believe you when I see it. Oh, and it's Quab's again now.

Whatever.

Fuck. My Uber just cancelled. I'm already 20 minutes late. Oh, London,

you. Fuck him again.

Bye.

Look,

look, Simon said we could go into overtime, OK?

No, Bridget, look, I'm sorry, but there was no time for that.

Look, OK, look, I'll call you tomorrow. I really have to go, OK? But we'll get

to the bottom of this, OK? OK, fine, let's speak about this tomorrow. Thank

Bye. Bye.

Hey. Hey.

Um, will we... Yeah, we can... Okay.

Here, let me get you a chair for you.

Thank you.

How are you?

Um, really good, thanks.

Yeah. Um, how are you? You look fresh on the phone.

Yeah, it was just work stuff, um, but it's sorted now.

But, yeah, um, you look nice.

Thank you.

Um, this is a nice place.

Yeah, I hadn't heard of it before work, but this is where they bring their big

clients, the schmooze and stuff. But the food is amazing.

And don't worry, it's my treat.

Okay.

Cool. Thank you. Now that you get us joined, would you like something to

Sure.

Could I have... Would you like some help?

I'm okay, thanks. I'm here all the time.

Anyway, could I have the Cave de Ligny -Macon Villages, please?

Ah.

The Cave de Ligny -Macon Villages.

Right.

That. Can I have a glass of the Beaujolais, please?

Excellent choice, madame. Thank you. I'll be back shortly with your food.

you. I hope you don't mind.

I just ordered a few things for us to share.

Okay.

Sure.

Oh, here we are.

Oh,

this looks interesting.

Yeah, no, this is just some of my favorite dishes from the last time I was

But you'll enjoy it.

Hey, remind me, what is this called again?

This is cuit de mouton.

Cuit de mouton. That's literally my favorite from the last time.

Mouton?

Doesn't that mean sheep?

Oui, madame.

Sheep's testicles.

Delicious, yeah.

Anything else?

That'll be all. Thank you.

Sorry, sir.

That's good for me.

Soup.

That's funny.

Are you joking?

Babe,

I figured it out.

The hotel will come to us. I've ordered from our favourite restaurant so we can

have a romantic time right here.

Aw, baby.

This is so cute.

We've been planning this for months, babe, and I want... My nasty night with

wife.

I've been a good boy.

Wait. Oh!

Oh!

I wouldn't have done that.

Keep your voice down. I just put my head to sleep.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

So,

what do you think of my latest portrait?

I just thought it could be a treat for the both of us. Oh, did you use the Joe

account? I can't remember.

I saw a notification of £445.

That's one of the ways.

This isn't sexy.

Okay, okay.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's worth every penny. Okay.

Oh.

You're getting the toys out already, yes. Oh, shit.

That's our food.

Hello? Your delivery, brother. I'm outside.

Crescent, yes? Dolly Lane.

Crescent now. No,

not Dolly Crescent. What number you are? Oh, my God.

Oh, my days. It's easy if I come outside.

Okay, okay. Okay, I'm coming.

Okay.

Queen deserve queen treatment.

Thank you for taking me out. I really appreciate it.

Is that you?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Is that so?

So, Errol, you have diabetes?

No. Well, good, because, you know, men your age, when the sugar take them, they

would not good, and no woman want that, eh? Yeah, well, you know all about that,

Polly, ain't glad?

I'm taking the tablets.

Well, me all right in that department, eh?

Is that so?

What's going on between you two, Grace?

Claude, come on. We're just friends, you know. Friends.

You know, it's nothing serious, Claude. All right.

All right, come with me.

Let us leave these two friends to enjoy their million.

Excuse.

I think I need to go to the bathroom.

Thank you so much for dinner.

They're small plates, but they fill you up, innit?

You know they do.

Yeah, something like that. Something like that.

No, I really had a nice time.

Me too.

And look, I've been thinking a lot recently.

Just about my life, about the other night.

About us.

Quad, I'm going to have to stop you there.

You might want to hear what I have to say first.

I know we hooked up the other night. Yeah.

But that wasn't a restart for me.

I came here today to clear the air and end on good terms with you this time.

What do you mean?

How you gonna up and leave me now?

How you gonna act like that?

How you gonna change it up? We just finished making up. How you gonna act

like that?

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it

up, breaking stuff that get a love.

How you gonna trip?

How could you forget?

How you gonna act like that?

That's a great idea.

Yeah.

Obviously, I want us to still be friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm glad we

that.

I have to go because Dami's really gonna sell my ticket if I don't.

I'm so glad we got to do this. Yeah, me too, me too.

Um, your earrings.

Thanks.

Yeah, it was a good thing, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, um, but take care, yeah.

Bye, Quabs.

Bye, Quabino.

Now turn back.

Where are you, brother? Bro, don't you know how to turn?

Hey, hey, look, brother, brother, listen to me.

Yalla, yalla.

You don't know what's waiting for me upstairs, bro.

Hey.

Are you still coming? Or are you going to slip and fall on Crobs' dick again?

Ha, ha.

I'm on my way now. Oh, that's my girl.

Yeah.

You did the right thing.

And tonight's going to be good. How long until you get here?

I'm going to be early, but the tube station's closed, so I'll be there as

as I can, OK?

OK, see you. Bye.

I'm sorry, I thought you were full.

I was just... Oh, you were just... What? Sorry, I can't hear you.

Are you supposed to be meeting your girls?

I am, but the tube station's closed, so I'm walking to Charing Cross.

Oh, that's where I'm going.

We can walk together, if you like.

Sure.

Why not?

Do you want a... Thank you.

I'm saying there's no consummate to go with it.

No, but why did you have to embarrass me like that? You said you were there all

the time.

Babe, babe, the king is back.

Babe, what took you so long?

Manic. Can't take directions. I had to meet him in Tottenham. Ah, Tottenham.

Well, at least you built up an appetite.

You know which, babe?

What happened to the outfit?

Oh, May May puked on it, darling. Kind of ruined the ensemble for me.

I've managed to put him back down there.

OK, so it's just me and you now, right?

Yeah. Although I am kind of hungry.

OK, OK.

You want me for starters?

Do that. Yeah? Yeah.

Good idea.

So, why did you come back from New York?

Honestly? Yeah.

Everyone and everything was about money.

Too much. You're an accountant.

Yes. It's my job.

Not my life.

So I asked for the transfer.

I want to plant my roots.

Build something for me.

Friends, my girls, my family.

They're all here.

London's home for me.

It is a beautiful city.

It really is.

Ah, what a beautiful couple.

Oh, no, we are not a couple. Yes.

Beautiful couple, like Jay -Z and Beyonce.

Come, I draw you. Oh, no, thank you.

My friend, sit with your pretty lady.

I don't think she wants to. Sorry, I've got to go meet my friend. No problem. I

draw you in one minute. I draw. Fast, fast.

Huh?

Okay, sure.

Sit. Okay.

Come on, relax.

You're in love, remember?

Closer.

My friend, do this with your arm.

It's okay.

Closer.

Perfect.

Oh, you actually drew Jamie and Beyonce.

You look just like him. Look at his lips.

Thank you.

Oh, wait. No, it's fine. It's fine.

Have a nice day.

Thank you.

Well,

at least you look like Beyonce.

Don't. Stop.

Good night, Sierra.

Yeah, it's good.

I was thinking, you know, after this, we go for a little walk along the canal.

No, that's me for the night.

All right, we'll just go back to mine, then.

Maybe not for the best.

Oh.

Okay, well, um... Look, Grace.

I thought we had something special.

From this evening, it does feel like we're up on different pages.

Oh, you mean?

I was excited for tonight, you know.

Even asked my daughters whether we're impressive.

But if they want something casual, I'm looking for something more than casual.

I've been on my own for such a long time now.

And I never thought I'd be able to meet a special woman until I met you.

But if it's friends you want, I think we should part.

Amakabli. Right here.

Wait, hold on, Errol.

I have loved the time we've had together.

It's just that I've done all this before.

With my ex -husband. I know, George, from back in the day.

I am not like him. I know you're not.

You are a much better man than him, trust me.

But I have spent so long building my life back up.

Come here.

I mean, I'm ready to go back down that road of marriage again. Marriage?

Yeah, but nobody now has to marry you.

What do you mean by that?

It's not that I don't think you're wife material, but... But what?

I mean... Oh, you just want you to be like a bed wench. No, no. No, no, no,

So what do you want then? You.

Just you.

That's why I wanted to ask you to be my girlfriend.

Hey. All right, let me think about it.

Yes.

But wait.

You're not too old if you've got a girlfriend.

John, you're a young girl.

You're my girl.

Come here.

Yeah.

So who's that guy at the party?

Which guy?

The guy you were whining with?

The tall hench brother?

Oh, him.

He's just some guy I met.

And, by the way, he was the only one that was whining.

OK, maybe I was a little bit.

What about you?

Who's that woman you was with?

Who, Adjoa?

Nah. Adjoa.

Nah, that's not it.

I'm sure.

You know, boy, you guys seemed like you were really vibing.

Nah.

Yeah, she's cool, but... being honest, I haven't really felt anything for anyone

since.

I haven't either.

Shit, it is. The girls are on my case.

Want to share an Uber?

I don't think they'll take us just across the bridge.

It's okay.

Don't move.

Don't move.

What? Where are you going? Wait here.

Where are you going?

Quag!

I can't think of.

Here we are Thank you

How much is that, both men?

A hundred and ten.

A hundred... What kind of camera is this, bro? What?

I helped you, sir, and ate your woman.

Look up.

It's really okay.

No, no, no. Bro, a hundred and ten pounds is a fight to Amsterdam. What are

on right now?

I gave you a tour of South Bend. I didn't ask you to ride the long way.

Thank you. Thank you.

Really. Wow.

Enjoy your evening. You too.

Thank you. Bye -bye. Bye.

Why would you do that?

I don't want to stand around haggling in the cold. It's the principal.

He wasn't going to budge. I figured I'd save us an argument.

What is the problem?

I wanted to pay.

It's fine.

You've paid for everything tonight, and I really appreciate that.

What is this actually about, cops?

I feel like we had a great time today.

Look, the truth is...

I asked you out because I wanted to see if you wanted to give us another chance.

I miss you.

Now I'm in a position where, you know, I can match your lifestyle, you know,

give you the things you deserve.

Wait, wait.

Match my lifestyle?

Not... You think that's how we broke up? Not like that. No, no, no. You shut me

out, Kwab.

You counseled coming to see me in New York, and you got so distant after.

And every time, every time I asked why, it was, you were just busy.

Like I didn't know you.

I felt so lonely.

And you wouldn't let me in.

We broke up because you weren't honest with me. I'm being honest now. Okay,

me now. Tell me. What happened?

Why didn't you come to New York?

Well... I was broke.

Is that what you want me to say?

What is a broke -ass filmmaker doing with a woman like you, B? I wasn't even

filmmaker.

I was a delivery driver.

How can I tell you that looking at us felt like I was watching my dad drag my

mom down all over again?

Is that what you want me to say?

That I was happy for you.

But I was sad for me.

Because I felt like I didn't deserve you.

Well?

What happened?

Why didn't you visit me in New York?

I told you, V.

What can I do? to be busy. Busy?

Yeah.

Okay, Mabena.

You're doing really well now.

And I'm happy for you.

I really am.

But I can't be with someone who isn't honest with me.

And until you can speak your truth, you're always going to stand in your own

way.

Somewhere in Jamaica.

Making love in Vegas.

Wake up the neighbors.

Who should be romantic.

Somewhere in Jamaica.

Let the music tell us.

For goodness sake.