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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,399 This programme contains frequent very strong language from the outset 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,000 and adult humour. 3 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,200 ? DR DRE FT SNOOP DOGG: The Next Episode ? 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,280 RONNIE: 'The thing about life... 5 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:25,400 ...you've got to grab it by the fucking balls. 6 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:31,439 At the end of the day, there's two types of people in this world. 7 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,600 There's the fucking losers. 8 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,640 And there's the fucking winners. 9 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,720 And Ronnie Croft... 10 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:44,079 ...Ronnie Croft is a fucking winner.' 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,640 Satisfied? 12 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,599 Oh, I won't be satisfied until you... 13 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,040 take me, right here, right now. 14 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,080 (GASPS) 15 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,119 (ECHOING) CARL: Wake up! 16 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:04,720 Wake up! (LOCK CLICKS, DOOR CREAKS) 17 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,079 I said wake up! 18 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,119 Get your things. You're going home, you loser. 19 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,600 ? BARRETT STRONG: Money (That's What I Want) ? 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,679 ? The best things in life Are free... ? 21 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,759 You filthy deviants - who's ready to party like it's 2006? 22 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,399 2006? Fuck off! Is that how long ago we were at school? 23 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,119 Yeah. We're old, mate. We're very old. 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,839 Tommo, why do you need a business - card? - Jesus fucking Christ. 25 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,519 Have you not noticed, we're balls deep in a fucking rebrand, love. 26 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,599 Have you not seen your mother? She's a Bavarian beer wench. Look. 27 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,359 Come on, give us a jiggle. Lovely. Too much jiggle. 28 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,559 Now that Ernst is a secret investor. 29 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,359 I've had to German the place up a bit, ain't I? 30 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,359 Bring in new faces through the door, crucially, 31 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,479 because I don't want to remind you, but er... 32 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:54,359 I am the man voted most likely to be a millionaire in Year 11. 33 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,319 And the man that shat himself in Year 8. 34 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,479 Shut up and have your shots. Yes! 35 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,199 Cheers! Slainte, to your health. 36 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,280 (ALL TOASTING) 37 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,679 (EXHALES) Oh, my God, I'm so excited! 38 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,359 You didn't even go to our school. (LAUGHS) 39 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:10,079 Yeah, well, a night out's a night out, innit! Hey, is Vin not coming? 40 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,440 No, it's too painful, you know, - going back without Dylan. - Yeah. 41 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,399 JJ! Mm. 42 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,959 - What's wrong with you? - Sonny's ill, so I was just up all night. 43 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,679 Listen, are you sure you just don't wanna go on your own? 44 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,039 This is the first night out we've had in ages. You promised me a good night! 45 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,359 Yeah, J, stop your whining and get a bratwurst down your mouth! 46 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,719 Got yourself a semi. (LAUGHTER) Oh! 47 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,079 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Fuck me. Fuck thee right off out of it! 48 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:38,199 No, have you told him we're here? No, it wasn't me. 49 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,880 Why didn't you tell me that you was in town. 50 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,799 Because why would I? Why would she? 51 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,199 You wouldn't. You wouldn't. (LAUGHTER) Do you know what? 52 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,759 I'll just be happy to accept my bag of gifts, 53 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,319 and I'll be on my fucking way, OK? 54 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,600 What are you on about? Come on, Erin. 55 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,599 It's Ronnie Croft's 39th voyage around the sun. 56 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:59,959 (SINGSONGY) Yeah, it's Ronnie Croft's birthday today. 57 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:03,599 So me and you, why don't we go out, we'll have a nice little dance, 58 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,039 we'll paint the town blue - come on. 59 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,359 Fine. Fine. No. Erin. 60 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,359 - It's his birthday. - A key component of going back to your old school... 61 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,279 and proving to everyone that you are in fact now a very, very big dog... 62 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,159 is to not bring a... 63 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,119 (INHALES) ..cunt... like Ronnie Croft with yer. 64 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:20,439 Whoa, wait. What do you mean you're going back to school? 65 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,599 Why you going back to school? It's a school reunion. 66 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,639 Right, technically, he did go to that school, 67 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:26,919 so he is allowed to go. 68 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:29,399 I'd just rather he didn't. Erin! 69 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,239 But listen to me now, right - 70 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,999 you do not embarrass me tonight. 71 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,159 When have I ever embarrassed you? 72 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,200 ? BLONDIE: Heart Of Glass 73 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:47,079 Has it always been this shit? What is that smell? 74 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,479 That, Ashley, is Tippex and semen - the scent of youth. 75 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,319 Let's. Get. Smashed! Come on, JJ! What? Sugar. 76 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,000 Come on! 77 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,359 Hey, that's... Hello. 78 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:03,119 Ashley Dennings, as I live and breathe. 79 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,079 Or should I say Hawley's answer to Marlon Brando? 80 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,319 (CHUCKLES) Mrs Waif. 81 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,039 My old drama teacher. 82 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,959 How art thou? (CHUCKLES) 83 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:15,719 Come on, let's have a drink. - Come on. - All right. 84 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,759 (MICROWAVE DINGS, 'ALBATROSS' PLAYS) WOMAN: And when your pastry... 85 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,999 is all golden and tight over your meat, 86 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,600 reach in and slide her out of the oven.(GROANS) 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:30,359 (SNIFFS) (SINGSONGY) Sickness! Fuck me. 88 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,079 DAVEY: Vincent. Whoa, yer fuck...! 89 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,279 Fucking hell! Christ. 90 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,679 Amish Fagin. That was really fucking unkind. 91 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,919 I mean, what am I fucking gonna do now, there? 92 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,439 Well, you pick it up, and you eat it. 93 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,799 The world is on fire, Vincent. 94 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,999 Humanity has gone to shit. 95 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,119 And we don't need you - wasting good pies, now, do we? - No. 96 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,079 Now, be a good boy, and grab us a couple of forks. 97 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,599 There's been a development with Kittens. 98 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:57,160 ? JUNIOR SENIOR: Move Your Feet ? 99 00:04:57,161 --> 00:05:02,119 So after the buyout, me and the wife decided to up sticks - 100 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,639 half our time here, half our time in New York. 101 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,039 Oh, yes, New York. I'm er... I'm always over there 102 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,119 Really? Which bit? 103 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,159 Just er... everywhere. (MUTTERS) 104 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,199 What about business? Not still flogging gobstoppers? 105 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,759 (LAUGHTER) Oh, no. 106 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,359 I'm a long way past confectionary now, sweetheart. Yes. 107 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,959 I actually own the Rat And Cutter in town. Yeah. Yeah. 108 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,999 Also I recently acquired a gastro establishment. 109 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,950 (JOLLY BRASS MUSIC) Right, who wants another bratwurst? 110 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,320 Big plans. (CHUCKLES) 111 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,079 (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) 112 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,480 (CHUCKLES) (IRRITATED LAUGH) 113 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:44,959 I think about your performance in Evita once a week. 114 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:47,519 Those thighs really did tell a thousand words. 115 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:49,559 Tell me you still perform? Oh, well. 116 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,839 I've been developing a YouTube personality... YouTube? 117 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:54,840 Yeah. With thighs like those... 118 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:58,559 ...that body was destined to be in a leotard, 119 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,000 on a stage, Ashley. 120 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,279 ERIN: Tommo. Tommo! What, what? 121 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,039 Is that Bruno Hodge? Ohh... 122 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,599 Remember the nutter that set fire - to all those bins? - Mm. Oh. 123 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,599 Smile, Erin. You don't want him to hang rats outside your house. 124 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,839 (BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY) Hello, Bruno! You all right? 125 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,280 No. Come on. 126 00:06:17,281 --> 00:06:22,679 So that's like actual fruit, yeah? That's all right, innit? 127 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,440 (MAN LAUGHS) What you saying, lad? Fucking hell. 128 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,439 (YELPS, GASPS) - Ah! - Ronnie! 129 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:36,119 Fuck, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 130 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,160 (PANTING) (MUFFLED MUSIC) 131 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:40,400 Fuck sake. 132 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,959 I weren't nicking anything. (STAMMERS) I wanted to put... 133 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,200 No. No. No. No. I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck. 134 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,359 There's nowt here, anyway. Just a... 135 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,679 packet of ciggies and a book on overcoming intrusive thoughts. 136 00:06:56,680 --> 00:06:58,720 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 137 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,639 You're Declan Duggan, aren't you? You what? 138 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,839 Declan Duggan. (MOUTHING) 139 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,879 Harper Long. We used to sit next to each other in food technology. 140 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,119 No, I'm Declan D... Yeah. That's me. Yeah. 141 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,439 I er... I heard you're really successful now. 142 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:16,479 Hedge fund manager or summat? I'm a hedge fund manager, yeah. 143 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:18,959 There's just hedges all over the gaff. I trim 'em, I water them. 144 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,239 I kind of just like tend to them et cetera, and so on, basically. 145 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:25,679 That's really impressive. Thank you very much. 146 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,119 I love a man who can manage a good hedge. 147 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,160 (YELPS) 148 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,479 (GASPS) Oh, my fucking God. 149 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,079 This is suddenly the best birthday of all time. (GROANS) 150 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,839 Meet me in the science lab, ten minutes. 151 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,879 (GASPS) 152 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:45,040 (FAINT MUSIC) (SOFTLY) Fucking hell. 153 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,719 He's deigned... 154 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,919 to offer a peace meeting, tomorrow, 7pm, 155 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,199 eighth floor of the JSB car park in Manchester. 156 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,119 A car park? 157 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,039 Well, what did you expect, sweetheart? 158 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,199 Patricia's Patisserie? 159 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,359 She charges extra for oat milk. 160 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,639 All I'm saying is a car park... 161 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:07,479 it doesn't feel peace-ish. 162 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,680 It feels a little bit... It feels a bit stabby. 163 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,199 Exactly. 164 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,119 Which is why I need you - to drive me there. - No! 165 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:20,400 Besides, that is only the first half of my plan. 166 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,000 What's the second half? 167 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:25,799 (CHUCKLES) 168 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,760 Just in case Miss Kittens decides to do something stupid... 169 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:33,439 ...you're my back-up. 170 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,199 Oh, fuck! Now... 171 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,759 No, dude. Christ on a fucking bike. 172 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:41,079 No! I am Zen now, all right? 173 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:43,159 Crystals and stupid shit like that. Zen. 174 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,959 Zen. Look, green tea. 175 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,759 You owe me, Vincent, you owe me! 176 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,679 Do you remember? 177 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,040 I did not save your life just for you to be ungrateful. 178 00:08:53,041 --> 00:08:56,479 Now, I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. 179 00:08:56,480 --> 00:08:59,160 Just make sure - that you're ready to go. - Mm. 180 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,959 So what about Mrs Longworth - - is she still here? - Yeah. 181 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,319 She's dead too. BOTH: Ah. 182 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,079 They're all dead now. Mr Altbury. 183 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,279 Mr Jackson. Mr Trealty. 184 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,719 At least you're not dead! (CHUCKLES) 185 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,599 Oh, I... I'm waiting on some test results. 186 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,679 Oh, God. 187 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:20,599 Talking about death, I... 188 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,159 I was sorry to hear about - Dylan's passing. - Aw. 189 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,759 Thank you. That's kind. I actually have something of his. 190 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,120 If you want to see. 191 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,999 He mapped out every major star and comet 192 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,919 and where they would - be seen from Earth. - Oh.(GASPS) 193 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,559 He spent nearly every afternoon of Year 11 working on it. 194 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,959 Oh, so that's where he spent most of his time that year, then? 195 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,159 Yeah, I feel bad for starting that rumour he was shagging the librarian. 196 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,559 You started it?! Yeah. 197 00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:49,359 Angela had a disciplinary hearing. 198 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,679 She's still got it on her record! 199 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:53,599 Oh. Sorry. Sorry. 200 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,199 Ah, that is special. 201 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,039 We submitted his chart to the... 202 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,599 National Astronomy Society competition. 203 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,919 And he won. - Got a star named after him! - Aw. 204 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,239 The Dylan Golding star. Hidden talents. 205 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,559 You should have all of this, as the people closest to him. 206 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,999 Remind yourselves just how bright that boy was. 207 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,239 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Thank you. Thanks, yeah. 208 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,639 Aw. (GASPS) 209 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,119 Oh, yes. Well, he really was a wonderful artist. 210 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,599 Hm. (CHUCKLES) 211 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,599 Detailed. Yeah, detailed, yeah. Bulbous. 212 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,559 Oh, yeah. Thats it! HARPER: Oh, my God! 213 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,839 - Fuck! - Who's your daddy? Who's your boss?! 214 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:32,559 Yeah! - Hit me. - Yeah. What? 215 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,359 Fucking hit me. - Hit yer? - Slap me. 216 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,159 Yeah. Yeah. (MOANS) Harder. 217 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,399 Grab my balls. Grab my balls. Harder! Fuck! 218 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,879 Ooh, fucking hell! Have you got three hands? 219 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,959 ('LE FREAK' BY CHIC PLAYING) 220 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,799 His dancing is so bad it's making me feel nauseous. 221 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,959 Literally nauseous, like... Ohh. 222 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,719 This is the best night of my life! Honestly, Sugar. 223 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,879 Having that baby has seriously distorted your concept of fun. 224 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,199 (CHUCKLES) JJ! Let's do shots! No. 225 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,399 Come on! Shots! She's like a fucking machine. 226 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,959 (LAUGHS) Oh, oh. Drama teacher, eleven o'clock. 227 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,519 Quarter past eleven. - Brace yourself. - Yeah. 228 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,880 Half eleven. - Yeah, I've got it, Erin. - Ashley. 229 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:08,559 You'll never believe what's happened. 230 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,439 Mr Gibbons, my duet partner, 231 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,119 has been involved in a pile-up on the M60! 232 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,239 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 233 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:17,239 We practised all week. 234 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:20,199 Mrs Waif... fret not. 235 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,040 The show will go on. 236 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,559 Really? Show me my mark! 237 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:27,600 OK. This way. Thank you. 238 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,799 Go on, Ashley. 239 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,240 That woman is an apex predator. 240 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,280 (TOOTS FAINTLY) 241 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,799 Oh, my God. 242 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,039 Apparently, he bummed a dog. Yeah, he bums poodles. Yeah. 243 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,519 Poodles. I kind of get it - with the poodles. - Do yer? 244 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,679 - Yeah. - You think it's, like, the curly hair and that? 245 00:11:48,680 --> 00:11:51,600 Oi, oi!(YELPS) It is you! 246 00:11:51,601 --> 00:11:55,119 It's Runty Ronnie! I thought that was you earlier, scurrying off! 247 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:57,879 (LAUGHS) How's it going, Runty? 248 00:11:57,880 --> 00:12:01,159 It's Declan, actually. And he's way more successful than you, TJ. 249 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,839 You think this is Declan? No! 250 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:07,159 No, this is Ronnie fucking Croft! (CHUCKLING) 251 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,519 Been telling porkies? Always was - a little bullshitter. - Fuck off... 252 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:13,000 TJ, yeah? Just fuck off. 253 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,920 What?! I said fuck off, TJ. 254 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,280 Oh, you look like you wanna hit me. I wanna hit you, yeah. 255 00:12:21,281 --> 00:12:24,479 - Then fight me. - Yeah. - Do you want to fight me, Runty? 256 00:12:24,480 --> 00:12:27,159 Fuck off! (LAUGHS) Oh, fuck me. 257 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,839 Someone's had - a bit too much to drink! - Ronnie! 258 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,839 Fuck! Sorry, TJ. 259 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,440 ('HOT IN HERRE' BY NELLY PLAYING) 260 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,119 Oh, you fucking c... 261 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,280 Oh, you fucking... (SIGHS) 262 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,159 Fucking cunt! 263 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,920 Tough night? 264 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:51,039 Why do men have to be fucking dickheads? 265 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,999 TJ fucking Thompson. He's been the bane of my life. 266 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,479 Bullied me from fucking day one, man. 267 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,759 But it's not like he didn't get enough out of me 268 00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,960 when we was at school. 269 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:04,610 He used to lock me in the fucking basement every day! 270 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,519 I know how you feel, pal. 271 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,999 I was bullied here too. 272 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,679 I came here tonight to confront the dickhead who made my life hell. 273 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,920 Fucker didn't turn up. 274 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,719 Waited years. 275 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,800 Just wanted to fight back. 276 00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,079 Eh! That's it. That's it. 277 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,080 Fight back. Fucking fight back, for once. 278 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:34,119 I wanna f... Do you know what, I'd fucking kill him if I could. 279 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,959 I f... 280 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,760 But you can't, can you? 281 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,679 You've got a motive. Everyone'd know it was you. 282 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,079 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, well, everyone... Yeah, of course. 283 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,399 Ronnie Crofty! Blame Ronnie Croft. 284 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,440 Maybe I should do it for you? 285 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,400 I was in the year above. No-one would know it was me. 286 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,200 Hey. 287 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,439 I could get TJ... 288 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,480 and you could get mine. 289 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,839 Hey, wouldn't it be good, to just fucking... win? 290 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:12,839 You know what, you're fucking right, there. You're fucking right, there. 291 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,039 That's it. It's about winning fucking once, innit? 292 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,240 It's a fucking great plan, that, you. 293 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,479 MRS WAIF: (ON PA) Class of 2006! 294 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,599 What a night we've had, eh! 295 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,599 And I've just had some good news from the hospital about Mr Gibbons. 296 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,439 No internal bleeding. 297 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,679 - SUGAR: Woo! - And stepping in for him tonight, I just want you to... 298 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,959 put your hands together for the most amazing... 299 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,119 Ashley Dennings! 300 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,159 (FAINT APPLAUSE) (LIGHTS CLANK) 301 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,120 (SOFTLY) Oh, fuck this. 302 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,599 Yeah. Bravo. 303 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,560 ('DON'T TOUCH ME THERE' BY THE TUBES PLAYS) Oh, baby. 304 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,800 Move closer to me. 305 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,600 Place your chest against mine. 306 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,840 Feel my heart beat! 307 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,920 Oh, baby. I love how that belt fits. 308 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:08,280 The way it hangs so low. 309 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:12,440 So low on your hips, my darling. 310 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,720 I want you so. 311 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,559 Your body gives me such a thrill... 312 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,320 as it leans against mine. 313 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,239 I love how it feels... Oh, God! 314 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:29,559 ...as you lean against mine. 315 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,000 BOTH: # The smell of burning leather 316 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,520 ? As we hold each other tight 317 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:40,080 ? As our rivets rub together 318 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,719 ? Flash of sparks into the night 319 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:48,279 ? Darling, if you really care for me 320 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,879 ? Let me say it now 321 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:52,800 ? Don't touch me there... 322 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,960 (LAUGHS) ? Don't touch me there 323 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,000 ? Don't touch me there 324 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,640 ? Don't touch me there... ? 325 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,960 (FAINT MUSIC AND SINGING FROM INSIDE) 326 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,400 (GASPS) 327 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,679 Yes. Yes. Yes. Morning. Yeah. 328 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,879 Yeah. Yeah. All the fucking gang's here, yeah? 329 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,640 No? 330 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,199 (MUTTERS) 331 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,359 What? What? Oi! 332 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,199 What are you playing at? 333 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,759 Is he becoming a regular fixture now? I never agreed to that. 334 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,639 Oh, my God, have you heard? 335 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:36,039 Apparently, that TJ Thompson never made it home last night. 336 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:38,879 They think something's happened to him. They found a bloody trail! 337 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,039 You know, like a trail of blood. (MUSIC DISTORTS) 338 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:46,119 (ECHOING) I could get TJ, and you could get mine. 339 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,639 (DOOR OPENS) ERIN: Fucking hell! 340 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,839 What you doing?! (DOOR CLOSES) Right, do you know TJ? 341 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,759 He's gone fucking missing. Has he? 342 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,080 Yep. 343 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,960 What's it got to do with you 344 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,719 OK, I was talking with this... 345 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,679 fella last night, and I was saying I wanted summat bad... 346 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,599 to happen to TJ, like... (EXHALES) 347 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,800 Right. He goes, 'I'll do that for yer. 348 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:12,719 But you've gotta do summat to some fella for me.'For me. 349 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,359 What are you talking about? - What fella? - I don't fucking know! 350 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:18,399 But I'm now thinking he's fucking done summat. 351 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,799 He's probably waiting for me to go and do summat for him... 352 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,399 in return of the expectation of fucking -No. No. 353 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,559 No. No. No, Ronnie, think about it. 354 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,919 No-one expects anything from you. 355 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,119 Yeah. (EXHALES) Yeah. 356 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,999 You'd have to be nuts, wouldn't ya, - to ask me to do summat for ya? - Yeah. 357 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,079 Erin, you do make me feel better, - like, a lot of the time. - All right. 358 00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,839 Yeah. OK, go on.(MUTTERS) 359 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,759 Don't worry, we weren't shagging. - Right. - We're just... 360 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,280 Stop saying weird shit like that. 361 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,879 Oh. Good morning, all. 362 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,439 I'm going to need all of you down at the station... 363 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,319 to discuss last night and anything you know about TJ Thompson. 364 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,360 (TENSE MUSIC) 365 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,839 Erin Croft? - Yeah. - Come with me. 366 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,200 (SOFTLY) What's going on? Just ask. 367 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,959 (WHISPERS) Fucking hell. 368 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:07,759 Right, I'll be... I have to sign in. Ronnie Croft. 369 00:18:07,760 --> 00:18:09,519 If that's his real name. 370 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,919 Oh, it is. He's literally in here all the time. 371 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,839 Theft. Drunk and disorderly. Yeah. 372 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,399 - Affray. - Mm. Yeah. Wasn't charged, though, was I? 373 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,679 Fuck sake. Harper? Harper? 374 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,200 Oh, fuck me. 375 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,719 Last night, all that fucking drunken chat, 376 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,920 about how we wanna get TJ fucked up. 377 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,439 Cos I'm on, like, my final fucking warning here. 378 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,319 Oh, aye, yeah, of course. 379 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,159 OK, so we've got f... 380 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,199 fuck all to do with that shite? 381 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,040 A drunken mouth speaks a sober heart, Ronnie. We all know that. 382 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,519 (GASPS) 383 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,119 He's still alive, just incapacitated. 384 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:50,199 For now. 385 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,079 I didn't have anything to do with it. This is you - a one-man show. 386 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,719 What about the bit where you said you'd kill him? 387 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,520 No - cos you're just putting words in my fucking mouth there. 388 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,330 'Do you know what, I'd fucking kill him if I could.' 389 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,919 Now what? Oh, Ronnie. 390 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,360 You really think I didn't make a copy? 391 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,159 You made a fucking copy, didn't ya? See, here's the thing. 392 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,199 You're gonna do your end of the bargain, 393 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,199 cos that's what's fair, isn't it? 394 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,960 I got yours, and you're gonna get mine. 395 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,199 I've waited a long time for my vengeance, Ronnie. 396 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,799 And if you don't do it, then, well, 397 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:36,110 that recording's gonna go straight into the inbox of Carl Slater. 398 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,599 You're a fucking psychopath. (CHUCKLES) 399 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,520 And you're a fucking loser. 400 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,679 I've done you a favour. 401 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,679 I'm the only person to ever do anything for you. 402 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,720 Why do you think that is? 403 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,250 It's cos no-one cares about you, flower. 404 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,479 ? KINGS OF LEON: Closer ? So, you're welcome. 405 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,760 Hey, you keep schtum... 406 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,679 ...and I'll see you outside, cocker. 407 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,080 (MUTTERS) 408 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,079 Fuck. 409 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,799 So. 410 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:12,159 Good night last night? (EXHALES) 411 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,999 (MUTTERS) 412 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,959 I'm sure I saw a bit of a row between you and TJ. 413 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,039 Er... No. No. 414 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,239 A little tiff by the punch bowl? 415 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,479 No. Interesting, because... 416 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,310 do you know what I'm thinking? Is it about bumming a dog? 417 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,430 (MUSIC FADES) I think last night, you snapped. 418 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,640 I think after the reunion... 419 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,999 ...you decided to get your own back after TJ humiliated you. 420 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,280 - No. - I know you've got something to do with this. 421 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,400 I'm on to you, Ronnie. 422 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,680 (EXHALES) 423 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,999 Well? What do you mean...? 424 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,240 I didn't fucking say anything, OK? 425 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,000 Good boy. Smart move. 426 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,839 I just want this over with. 427 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,880 Right, OK, then. So who do you want me to get? 428 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,039 Vincent...O... 429 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,760 Neill. 430 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,640 (WHISPERS) Oh, for fuck's sake. 431 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,559 Shit. 432 00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:25,039 Right, are you sure you mean fucking Vinnie? 433 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,239 He's not a bad lad, you know? He's a fucking dick, but he's soft. 434 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,559 He's soft. He's like fucking heavily tattooed margarine. 435 00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,120 You don't know what he did to me! 436 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,039 It was 2006. 437 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,959 Year 11. 438 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:41,999 ('LAST NITE' BY THE STROKES PLAYING) 439 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,439 JJ. (CHUCKLING) 440 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,479 Vincent. Dylan. Quiet, please, or I will send you out. 441 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,840 'It was a particularly hot day, and Mrs Sklode was looking... 442 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,440 ...sublime as always. 443 00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,080 So I rushed to tend to myself. 444 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,159 When I heard a voice. The voice of an angel.' 445 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,199 ALLURING VOICE: Bruno? Are you OK? 446 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,919 You should be in my room right now. (MOANS) 447 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,599 Is that you, Mrs Sklode? Yes, it's me. 448 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,359 Oh, Bruno. You naughty boy. 449 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:15,199 You really shouldn't be doing that without my help!(MOANS) 450 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,440 'It was the most profound sexual experience I've ever had. 451 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,359 And it was all a lie.' (LAUGHTER) 452 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,799 You naughty, naughty boy, Bruno, lad! 453 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,840 (SOUND ECHOES AND DISTORTS) 454 00:22:26,841 --> 00:22:30,079 And I've been haunted by that voice ever since, Ronnie. 455 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,199 Just watch the road, mate. I've lost all confidence. 456 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,799 The few times I did get with a girl, - I couldn't focus. - Just - 457 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,519 I can't even get hard any more, - Ronnie. - Oh.(HORN HONKS) 458 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,559 And it's all because of Vincent... (SOFTLY) Fuck! 459 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,879 ...O...Neill, and the way his... 460 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:47,119 ...his tongue danced on those vowels. 461 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,800 Now, here's what I want you to do. 462 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,479 I want you to film him... 463 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,240 wanking. 464 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,919 (STAMMERS) Why? 465 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:01,799 That's right, I want Vincent O'Neill with his todger out. 466 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,119 And let's see how he likes having his personal preferences broadcast. 467 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:08,080 Eh? Eh? (HORN HONKS) Yeah. 468 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,079 There you are. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 469 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,399 What is this stinky vibe you're bringing in here? 470 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,439 I know this sounds ridiculous, 471 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,999 but I think our Ronnie is about to do something really fucking stupid. 472 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,119 Last night, he got talking to someone and made this drunken deal 473 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,439 about getting revenge on TJ Thompson. 474 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:31,759 And now TJ's missing. - Exactly. - Sorry. Sorry. 475 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,599 Sorry. Since when've we started bandying around words like revenge? 476 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,519 I mean, it's a bit Agatha Christie, isn't it? 477 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,439 It was just a drunken chat, was it not? He didn't actually do it. 478 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,399 Well, the deal was made with Bruno Hodge. 479 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,759 - Ooh. - I've just seen Ronnie getting into his car. 480 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,799 Oh, God. I think he's taken TJ as leverage. 481 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,399 Until Ronnie does whatever fucked-up thing Bruno wants him to do. 482 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,519 Right. Yes. No, I hear you. 483 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,879 And I very, very much - am trying me best to care. - Hey. 484 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,239 But obviously, it is Ronnie, - in't it? - Yes. Yes. 485 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,359 (EXCLAIMS) Tommo, it is Ronnie! 486 00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:01,679 But he's still my fucking brother. 487 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,439 I don't want Carl Slater pinning it on him cos he's an easy target. 488 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,519 Yeah, OK. What do you want us to do? I think we should go Bruno's house. 489 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,599 We can start there and work out where Bruno's put him. 490 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,680 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 491 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,919 He's not bloody in. 492 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,119 (INTERCOM BUZZING) WOMAN: (ON INTERCOM) Hello? 493 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,639 Hello there. This is Dawson's Plumbings And Fittings. 494 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:22,279 Your landlord's called us to say you can't access your water meter. 495 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,439 The thing about the water meter is that -(INTERCOM CHIMES) - Et voila. 496 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,599 OK. - Avanti. - Yeah. 497 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,959 Watch out, lads, I need a run up. Just try the handle. 498 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,999 Oh. Would you look at that. 499 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,039 There we go. 500 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,080 Come on. 501 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,280 (TENSE MUSIC) 502 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,360 Oh! 503 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,800 ALL: What the fuck? 504 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,080 VINNIE. Shit. (CURTAIN SLIDES) 505 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:19,239 What the fuck?! Get the fuck...! (GROANS) Ronnie. Get the fuck out! 506 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,639 Unbelievable! Do you know what I'd like? 507 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,919 To be able to come home and not be accosted in my own fucking house! 508 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,039 You accosted me, fucking Kevin Accostner. 509 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:31,079 How have I fucking Kevin Accosted you if you're in my fucking cupboard? 510 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,559 I wandered in. I comes in. 511 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,039 I think, 'How's my mate Vinnie doing?' 512 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,919 No, you didn't. You're just so full of fucking shit. Ronnie. 513 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,599 Why would I be mates with a cunt like you? You're hard work. Fuck off. 514 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,439 I kind of wish people'd stop saying that, mate. 515 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,319 Cos it's fucking getting to me a little bit. 516 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,079 I get it. No-one fucking likes me. 517 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,719 Thought you were meant to be all about the mental health stuff now. 518 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,519 Right. All right. Fair enough. Yeah. I'm so... Yeah. I'm sorry. 519 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,639 There we go. Tell me what's going on? 520 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,719 Can I have a little film of you - having a masturbate, please? - What 521 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,839 No, you can't film me - having a fucking wank! - Vin. Vin. 522 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,199 - Get out, Ron. - What if I just give you a little helping hand? 523 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,079 Weird. No, Ronnie. Dude. - Take it as fucking no, dude! - Vin. 524 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,079 Just do it. Just do it. My willy's come out, you...! 525 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,559 Ooh, hello, am I interrupting something? 526 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,079 Nothing major to be honest. Are you ready to go, Vincent? 527 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,359 100%. Can't wait to get out of here. (SOFTLY) OK, please. 528 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,879 No, weird. All of it. Disturbing. I'm not doing... 529 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,719 I am gonna get - Get the fuck out, dude! 530 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,719 Vin. Oh, fuck. He told you to get out. 531 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,999 - - So fuck off. - Is he fucking about? - He 532 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,400 Yes. (SIGHS) Fuck me. 533 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,519 Get your coat. It's cold out. All right. 534 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,399 You look well without that beard. 535 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,559 ? JOHNNY CASH: Wheel Of Fire ? Hurry up, Vincent. 536 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,919 I cannot be late. Kittens will see this as a slight. Do you capiche? 537 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,199 (NOISY CLUNKING) Oh, shit. 538 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,440 Oh, no. 539 00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,040 What's happening? Why have you stopped? 540 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:55,679 Why have you stopped? I'm gonna be - late. - I don't fucking know, dude. 541 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,599 It's making a noise. (ENGINE SPLUTTERS) 542 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:00,879 (YELLS) You had one job! 543 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,519 One fucking job! That was the deal. 544 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,759 Yeah, and he fucking... He said... He said no. 545 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,839 He said no, Bruno, so what do you want me to do? 546 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,959 Force a man to have a fucking wank? 547 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,119 So just fucking take me to TJ now, 548 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,360 or I'm gonna go full-on fucking Ronnie Croft. 549 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,760 All right. 550 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,439 I'll take you to him now. I'll get in the car, then. 551 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,480 Respect. 552 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,479 There's no fucking reception. 553 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,559 Piss! Fuck. 554 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,039 What are we gonna do, sweetheart? (THUNDER RUMBLES) Oh. 555 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,959 Oh. 556 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,440 Argh. It's that fat rain. Can this day get any worse?! 557 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,159 Oi, oi. You all right? 558 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,199 Do we look all right? 559 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,239 Well, any ideas? 560 00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,760 Yeah. The alternator can't return power to the battery. 561 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,639 It's fucked. 562 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,319 Fucking hell. 563 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,480 Going to town if that helps. - Mm. - Well... 564 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,360 (MUMBLES) 565 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,399 Listen. If you wanna make that peace meeting, we have to go with them. 566 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,560 (GROWLS) 567 00:28:14,561 --> 00:28:17,759 Just don't breathe a word about what we're up to. 568 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,559 And if you need to mention Kittens, then... 569 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,719 say the word 'doggies'... or 'puppies'. 570 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:25,159 - Puppies. - Nice. Puppies. - We'll do that. 571 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,519 In. 572 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,159 - It's terrifying. - The inner workings of a bona fide fruitcake. 573 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,479 There's no-one here, lads. I've checked everywhere. 574 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,559 There's nothing here, just a load of... 575 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,839 creepy old bric-a-brac, but I feel off. 576 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,239 I feel like there's someone - watching me. - No, settle, petal. 577 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,239 All right, Ashley, look. 578 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,679 In the immortal words of Tiffany... 'I think we're alone now' You see? 579 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,999 There's no-one here. Don't worry about it. We are absolutely alone. 580 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,479 Everything is completely... fine. 581 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,480 (ALL YELLING) 582 00:28:54,331 --> 00:28:58,279 VINNIE: So what are you two up to, then? 583 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,320 Oh, we got a big job. 584 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,239 But I can't tell you what it is yet. 585 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,359 Yeah, cos we don't know what it is yet. 586 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,159 It's for my uncle, though, and he won't disappoint. 587 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,519 What about you two? We are off to see a puppy. 588 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,919 Puppy? Oh, what kind of puppy? 589 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,039 One that does as it's told. 590 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,959 - Oh, shit. - Oh! (TYRES SCREECH) 591 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,160 Fuck! 592 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,519 Get the fuck out of road! Fay, don't shout at her! She's old. 593 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,240 Well, just hang on. 594 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,639 Are we not gonna fucking stop - - for her? - No. 595 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,719 Dude, it's an old lady in the middle of the road. 596 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,079 It's pissing it down. Vincent. I cannot be late. 597 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,599 It's fucking biblical! Oh, fine. 598 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,679 Fuck-ety fine. Pick her up. Pick the bloody damsel up.(GROANS) 599 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,359 The more the bloody merrier. Just hurry the fuck up. 600 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,879 Oh, for fuck's sake. This better be quick. 601 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,159 Thank you so much for stopping. 602 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,399 Hey, you're all right, love. Don't worry about it. 603 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,839 Listen, where are you headed? - Are you going back to Hawley? - Oh, no. 604 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,319 I'm going home to surprise my boyfriend in Manchester. 605 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,519 But I missed the bus. (LAUGHS) Yes. 606 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,319 You minx. We're going that way. - We'll drop you. - Really? 607 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,199 Really?! What about the puppies, Vincent?! 608 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,119 It's on the way. Yeah, well, it better be. 609 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,000 My uncle hates people being late. 610 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,680 (SIGHS) 611 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,640 (SOFTLY) Oh, fucking hell. What's up, cocker? 612 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,800 It's just the school basement. 613 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,439 I just did what you wanted me to do, Ronnie. 614 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,840 I just did what TJ used to do to you. 615 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,000 Or we could keep him down there? 616 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,640 No. No, no, no, no. We've got to erm... 617 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,360 We've got to go... We've got to go and get him. 618 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,520 You're the boss, Ronnie Croft. 619 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,360 (SOFTLY) Oh, fuck it. 620 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,999 (DOOR SLIDES OPEN) 621 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,799 Oi! What on earth is she doing in there? Hm? 622 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,799 I mean, did she expire mid-excretion? 623 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,679 She's old, isn't she? It just takes a bit longer, don't it? 624 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,119 Well, she's been at it 20 fucking minutes. 625 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,399 (SIGHS) And 'en route', my arsehole. 626 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,959 This is making me very late for my meeting. 627 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,279 All right, chill out. We're late too. 628 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,719 Anyway, I thought you were going to see a puppy. 629 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,920 Yes, I am. A very important puppy. 630 00:31:23,921 --> 00:31:28,279 Right, come on. We're ditching her. In the van, chop chop. 631 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,639 Er... No. We're not ditching her in the middle of nowhere. 632 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,399 Well, fetch her, then. 633 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,639 All right. Fucking hell. 634 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,839 Oh, here she is. Oh. 635 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,559 Hello, my dear. I do hope we're not rushing you. 636 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,519 Thank you so much for this. 637 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,279 You've all gone out of your way. Oh, no, no, not at all.(LAUGHS) 638 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,719 (GASPS) 639 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,920 You know, you've got beautiful eyes. 640 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,840 I can tell there's a kind man in there. 641 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,199 Nobody's said that to me before. 642 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,080 But you're lonely, aren't you? 643 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,879 My brother died. 644 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:07,080 I've known grief too. But you have to let it go. 645 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,520 Right, well. Enough of this little interlude, hm? 646 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,480 We'd better get you delivered to your sweetheart. 647 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,840 (CHUCKLES) 648 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,000 Right. Here we are. 649 00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,279 Let's see how he likes it. (TJ WHIMPERING) 650 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,720 (WHIMPERS) Oh, fuck. 651 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,040 (SOBS) What the fuck is wrong with you? 652 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,550 ? JOY DIVISION: Shadowplay ? (GRUNTS) Fucking hell! 653 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,560 (SOBS) You two need to spend some quality time together anyway. 654 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,919 (DOOR SLAMS, LOCK CLICKS) Fuck! 655 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,000 ? ..where all roads meet Waiting for you... 656 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,279 (PHONE CHIMES) 657 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:04,480 ? To the depths of the ocean Where all hope sank searching for you 658 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,439 ? I was moving through the silence Without motion... ? 659 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,679 ASHLEY: She does look a bit like him. 660 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,479 I don't fucking know, mate. All nans look the same to me. 661 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,479 No offence, love. 662 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,519 There you go, Margaret. 663 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,679 Oh, lovely. 664 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,079 Right, we best get going. - - Hm. - Yeah. 665 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,359 I don't want this flavour! 666 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,479 Oh, I'm sorry, that's the only flavour you've got - 667 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,679 BRUNO: Well, shit in your hands - and clap them too. - Argh! 668 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,879 Bruno? Is that you? 669 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,679 - Where is he? - Ooh. (THROUGH SPEAKER) Up here. 670 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,119 Oh, I can see you all. 671 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,479 You think you can just break into my flat, do you? 672 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,959 Well, I tell you what. 'Bruno.' 673 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,959 I don't want this pea soup. Fuck. 674 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,839 It's full of fibre, Nan. - It's good for your bowels. - Yeah! 675 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,399 You need to pack it in. And you need to leave my brother out of this. 676 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,320 I was offering your brother a chance for vengeance. 677 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:58,719 All those years of being locked up in the school cupboard by TJ. 678 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,759 Years of being bullied and humiliated by him. 679 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,919 And he still doesn't want revenge. What are you on about? 680 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,119 What, our Ronnie was getting bullied? 681 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,039 (SCOFFS) Come on, it's not exactly a fucking plot twist, is it, Erin? 682 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,799 It's Ronnie. Ronnie! Ronnie! (LAUGHS) 683 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,640 Now, listen up, and listen close. 684 00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:18,479 You're gonna bring Vincent O'Neill to the school. 685 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,839 And if I get a whiff of the police... 686 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,039 I'll burn the whole thing down... 687 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,999 with Ronnie inside. 688 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,959 (LINE CLICKS) 689 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,879 - Not ideal. - No, we don't want... It's not ideal, is it? 690 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,479 (TJ MOANS AND WHIMPERS) Fucking shut up. 691 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,519 Help! Help! Someone help me! 692 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,439 Someone, please. They're not gonna fucking hear you. 693 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,359 And how the fuck do you know, Runty?! 694 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,439 What? Help! 695 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,720 What was that? How wouldIknow? 696 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,560 Because you used to fucking lock me in here every day. 697 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,839 Yeah, and then you went and cried about it... 698 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,239 to go-go-gadget fucking psychopath out there, 699 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,639 and now we're both gonna fucking die! 700 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,639 You fucking bastard! 701 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,999 Fuck off! You fucking c... 702 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,959 ? SAM COOKE: Bring It On Home To Me ? 703 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,279 We are really late, Vincent. Has he text back? 704 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,039 Yes. Oh. 705 00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:13,839 Erm... He's saying we're doing it next week. 706 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,880 It's probably for the best, innit? 707 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,639 Maybe it is, Vincent. Maybe it is. 708 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:23,200 Hm. Well, at least Mabel will get lucky tonight.(PHONE CHIMES) 709 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,520 (TUTS) Oh, shit, look at all them. 710 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,479 Give me a minute. 711 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,760 (SIGHS) Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 712 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,759 Oh, it's your Uncle J. What? 713 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,599 Says job's been moved to next week. 714 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,799 'Same time, same car park.' 715 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,439 (SIGHS) 716 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,559 I don't know, Fay. It all just feels a bit dodgy. 717 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,919 No, don't worry. Listen. 718 00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,879 My uncle's the big fucking cheese. Right? 719 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,599 - - No, honestly. - Right. - This'll be 720 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:53,599 It'll be good for us. OK? 721 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,959 ERIN: (ON PHONE) Vinnie? We're at Sugar's. Where are you? 722 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,759 What the bloody hell's going on? It's Ronnie. He's in trouble. 723 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,439 Course he fucking... You know he's been round my gaff this morning, 724 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,599 trying to get me to wank off - in front of him? - What? 725 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,079 Vincent, Tommo here. What kind of wank? 726 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,239 What kind of fucking question is that? There's only one wank, dude. 727 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,359 Come on, love, there's... posh. 728 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,679 On your side. Exotic. Thrust. Reverse thrust. 729 00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,119 Cat-cow - that were bigger in the '80s, that one, obviously - 730 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,879 frutti tutti. Malevolent. OK. 731 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,159 All right. Vinnie, listen, he's been set up by Bruno Hodge. 732 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,039 Bruno took TJ, and now he's keeping them both hostage at the school. 733 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,439 He's obsessed with you. It's really weird. 734 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,119 He wants to talk to you. Oh, that's fantastic news. 735 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,959 - Shall I see you there, then? - Oh! And your classic spit-and-polish. 736 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,799 Shut up, Tommo! Obviously. 737 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,599 - Beginner's one that, in't it? - Yeah. - - Yeah. 738 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,360 You fucker! Get off! 739 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,159 What... What, I tell a couple of jokes and pull a couple of pranks, 740 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,239 and you want me fucking dead? I didn't... 741 00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,239 I didn't say dead. (PANTING) 742 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:51,360 I heard the recording. TJ, I was fucking angry. 743 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,759 Cos you pulled the same shit yesterday 744 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:58,680 you did on the first day of school, then every fucking day after that. 745 00:36:58,681 --> 00:37:01,519 It was just fucking kids' stuff, Ronnie. 746 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,720 We're not kids any more, are we? 747 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,840 I'm a fucking person. 748 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,160 (SOFT, MELANCHOLY MUSIC) I'm a fucking real person. (SOBS) 749 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,559 I'm not just some fucking... 750 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,479 runty little fucking... smelly fucking... 751 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,159 shit that everyone can just fucking kick about 752 00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,159 and smack around the head, and fucking have a go at all the time. 753 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,679 It's all the fucking time! 754 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,519 (SNIFFLES) And I know why they do it. 755 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,440 I do, and that's the most annoying part. 756 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,080 It's cos I am a liar. I am a bullshitter. 757 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:43,199 But if you've been told that since day one... 758 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,839 (SNIFFLES) ...that you're fucking nothing, 759 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,239 that you're a piece of shit, 760 00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:51,719 by everyone, all the fucking time... 761 00:37:51,720 --> 00:37:54,730 then you're gonna start believing that, aren't ya? (SOBS) 762 00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,450 And if you start believing that, that's what you're gonna be, innit? 763 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,439 I just wanna point out... What? 764 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,559 ...the reason I locked you in that cupboard on day one 765 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,399 is cos you nicked my fucking wallet. 766 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,319 Did I? Yeah, you did. 767 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:26,360 Must have forgot about that bit. 768 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,680 And the nickname... 769 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,800 ...it's probably the smartest thing I ever come up with. 770 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,079 And it just stuck. 771 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,960 I'm sorry. 772 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,120 Hey. What? 773 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,960 I'm sorry. 774 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,719 Here. 775 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,119 I'm sorry. All right. 776 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,160 All right. 777 00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,160 Right. Fuck this. 778 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,199 Right. Shall we get out of here? (GROANS) Fucking hell. 779 00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:06,719 It's a bit... Oh! Do you suffer with your back? 780 00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,239 Oh, yeah. When it gets cold, man. It's just me hips, me. 781 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:11,919 Go on, you go and twat the door - down, or something. - All right. 782 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,720 I'm fucked. I'm fucked. You do it. You do it. 783 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,479 Hello, guys. I'm sorry. 784 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,679 - Where have you been? - I got stuck with an old lady about 60 miles away. 785 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,240 It's a fucking long story. Right, come on. Come on. 786 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,240 Can you smell petrol? 787 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,839 Where is he? I don't know. Oh, Christ. 788 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,720 I'm right here. 789 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,240 Anyone moves, I'll drop the lighter, and this place'll go up in flames. 790 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,040 Oh... Oh, no. 791 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,840 Now. 792 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,359 Hello, Vincent. 793 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,519 Bruno. Bruno, listen. 794 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,519 I can tell that you're really fucking upset, dude. I can tell. 795 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,679 Upset? Yes. 796 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,119 Oh, no, I'm not upset. 797 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,519 I'm enjoying this. Right. 798 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,599 I've waited years for this moment... 799 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,960 to see the fear in your eyes. 800 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,239 Right, it's working. I just... 801 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,399 I wonder whether there might've been a bit of a misunderstanding gone down. 802 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,440 I don't know what you're after? 803 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,960 It's you I want. Right. 804 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,479 Now, take all your clothes off. 805 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,599 What the fuck is wrong with everyone?! 806 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,879 Take your fucking clothes off, or I'll do something you'll regret! 807 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,799 I'll see this place go up in flames, - I swear down. - I believe you, Bruno. 808 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,519 I believe you. Why the fuck do you want me to get me kit off for you? 809 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,520 Cos you must pay. 810 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,799 For fucking what, Bruno?! 811 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,839 Oh! 812 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,799 You don't even remember, do you? Man, I don't remember shit. 813 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,679 I don't remember anything. I'm fucking stoned all the time. 814 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,279 (ALL AGREE) Well, let me refresh your fucking memory, then! 815 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,200 Mm. 2006...in the toilets? 816 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,280 You pretended to be Mrs Sklode. 817 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,760 Humiliated me. 818 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,880 I remember it. I remember it. 819 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,640 It weren't me, though, dude. It was Dylan. 820 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,479 I swear to God, I can't do voices. 821 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,920 - - ASH: No. Bad. - He can't. - He can't. 822 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,119 It wasn't... 823 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,160 It wasn't you? No! 824 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,719 Well, where the fuck is he? 825 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,759 Where the fuck is Dylan?! 826 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,040 He wasn't here last night. He died. 827 00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,720 Well... Well, someone pays. 828 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,759 Someone has to pay for what I've gone through, all my life! 829 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,719 Do you know how many flaccid nights I've had, 830 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:55,319 because of you and your stupid fucking mate? 831 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,559 - Can't imagine. - Oi. Come on. Lot of information, in't it? 832 00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,999 Well, it's too bad. Cos I'm not leaving here until we're even. 833 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,359 I wanna be seen! 834 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,840 (DOOR BANGS OPEN) Bruno! 835 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,399 Oh. Right on cue. 836 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,319 If it isn't Runty Ronnie. 837 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,039 Oi! Only I get to call him that. 838 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:17,719 You fucking... You stop now. 839 00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:21,120 Right, Ronnie. Ronnie, don't. There's petrol all over the floor. 840 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,760 Someone must pay! Enough! 841 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:27,919 Get a bite of this, ya mad fuck! 842 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,839 (ALL OOHING) VINNIE: Shit! 843 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,240 Oh, fuck! (IMITATES MISS SKLODE) Hold up! 844 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,320 Yeah, you. 845 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,999 Sexy Mr moustache guy. Hold up. 846 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,479 - Aha! Go on, Ronnie. - Fucking yes! ? SOFT CELL: Tainted Love ? 847 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,160 Nice one. Well in, dude. - See that? Lovely. - Fuck you. 848 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,919 (SPITS) Dude. 849 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,360 - - Get in. - Good work. - Check you haven't 850 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,199 Oh, here we go. Right, now. 851 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,199 It's only a mock-up, right, it's only a mock-up. 852 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,959 I got Liz to do a draft of the poster. What do we think? 853 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,319 Come on, you're a crowd pleaser. Mrs Waif were right. 854 00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:07,039 What the fuck?! Lovely. Right? 855 00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,680 (EXHALES) 856 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,000 You all right, Erin? - You all right? - Mm. 857 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,319 (MUSIC FADES) I just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry for... 858 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,559 just causing this much of a shit stink again. 859 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,600 I just... It's not your fault. 860 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,680 For once. (CHUCKLING) 861 00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,680 Why didn't you tell me? About what? 862 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,999 Why didn't you tell me you were being bullied? 863 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,439 - Come on, Erin. - Ronnie, I would've done something about it. 864 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,839 I wasn't gonna do that. I couldn't. - Ronnie. - With all the other shit 865 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,039 You're still my brother. Mm. 866 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,279 All right, granted, yeah, you were a massive pain in the arse. 867 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,159 - I used to be a dick. - No, you still - - are. 868 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,359 Right. - But you're still my brother. - Yeah. 869 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,000 And I still love you. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 870 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,599 It's just... I don't wanna be a fucking nutter any more, Erin. 871 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:01,639 I wanna be the brother you can be proud of, you know? 872 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,040 I really do, and I fucking will be. 873 00:44:04,041 --> 00:44:08,119 ? KRISTINA TRAIN: Dark Black ? - All right? - Come here. 874 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,439 (RATTLING) Ow. Ow. - What? 875 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:13,279 Ronnie, what is in your hand? It's a fucking cash tin. Right. 876 00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,639 I was in the Headmaster's office. I wasn't gonna leave it. 877 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,239 - - Minding it. - Yeah. - You were minding 878 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:21,320 - All right. - I fucking love you, Erin. I fucking love you. 879 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,639 (SIGHS) Christ. 880 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,599 (CHUCKLES) What are you doing? 881 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,199 Dylan's got a piece of that sky, do you know that? 882 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,119 Has he? Mm. 883 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,679 How come? He won a competition. 884 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,599 He had a star named after him. 885 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,199 Well, you kept that fucking quiet, didn't you? An entire fucking star. 886 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,999 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. Christ. 887 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,039 Can you see all this, you arse of a man? 888 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,079 Floppy haired twat. 889 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,719 Christ. It better be that bloody bright one there. 890 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,000 That's a plane, Vin. Yeah. 891 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,279 I miss him. 892 00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,959 Me too. (GROANS) 893 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,000 ? Dark black 894 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,640 ? Is the colour of my life... ? 895 00:45:05,641 --> 00:45:09,159 ? FRANKIE KNUCKLES: Your Love ? Me and my husband, Vernon... 896 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,519 we met at this night that Curtis started. 897 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,080 I want us to have one last rave together. 898 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,839 (WHOOPING) I'm hearing noises about an illegal rave. 899 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,519 CURTIS: I can't do it without my old mate Matty Ravenscroft. 900 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,519 Nobody move! I know a venue. 901 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,359 Come 'ed. There'll be no rave happening here. 902 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,640 (SIRENS WAIL) 903 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:35,999 (MUSIC STOPS) (SIREN WAILS) 904 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000 ? I've got so much trouble in my mind 905 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,160 ? I've got so much trouble in my mind 906 00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,640 ? I've got so much trouble in my mind 907 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,320 ? I've got so much trouble in my mind 908 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,440 ? Give me the strength to carry on 909 00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,560 ? Give me the strength to carry on 910 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,319 ? Cos everything I got Is just about gone 911 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,959 ? And I think about it... ? 912 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,000 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 913 00:46:11,050 --> 00:46:15,600 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 71970

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