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In 20 at -bats.

Out.

One of perhaps not the league's best hitters, but one of the league's better

hitters. Open your legs. Slow.

All the way in.

What the hell do you want me to do, Otis?

You're stretched as far as I'll go.

Oh, Otis, please. Please wait for me. I want to come too.

Oh, darling, please hold me.

Don't touch me.

I'm coming.

Oh, I'm not coming.

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me there.

Like that, you know.

What about me, Otis? Couldn't you ever think of touching me?

I'm coming, Otis.

Well,

I'm not ready yet. Do you hear me? I'm not ready.

Oh, God.

Oh,

honey, delicious.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God. Oh,

honey,

delicious. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

Otis, please wait for me. I'm not ready yet.

Come on, I'm almost there. Oh, God.

Darling, please hold me.

Please, darling.

I'm coming. I'm not there yet.

I'm coming. No.

No.

No.

What the hell did you do that for?

You bastard.

You don't have any idea, do you?

No, damn it, I don't.

Pastor.

I can't even remember when you last touched me.

I touched you. I just made love to you.

How am I hallucinating?

Wrong, my friend.

You just masturbated inside of me.

I'm sorry you didn't have her, but it's not the end of the world.

Come on, look, we'll talk about it later.

All right, come on now.

It's okay, it's okay.

Not so bad.

Come on.

That's a good girl. I'll make it up to you, honey.

There's my girl.

Here we go.

Bye -bye.

Low nose.

Yeah, that's my girl.

There we are.

Better?

Better.

Good. Now we're late already, so you better get dressed and get your face

I don't believe it.

Just like that, huh?

A little pat on the head.

Now what's wrong?

I don't give a damn how late we are.

Look, Estelle.

Psychiatrists have a great capacity for understanding.

At the office.

Now get dressed. The party will be over by the time we get there.

Will she be there?

Will who be there?

I know you've been seeing someone, and I want to know who it is.

So that's what this is all about.

Who is she?

I'll find out even if you won't tell me.

I know you're seeing someone.

Who is she?

If you behaved like this, who would blame me?

But you're being silly.

In all the years we've been married, I've never been unfaithful.

You're a liar!

You're irrational.

You sound like a patient. And it is not attractive. Now get dressed.

God's got the new, fabulous new account.

They're considering you as the chief architect on their new project.

That's Elliot Prescott. There.

Getting quietly sounded.

John says he's an alcoholic.

Who cares? He is the Prescott Foundation.

Say, Fran, I hear your step -sister's come to live with you. Karen, isn't it?

Oh, yes, she's here. Oh, where?

Well, um, she's not feeling very well, and she's upstairs resting.

I'm dying to meet him. What's he like? Couldn't I start by and say hello

sometime? Oh, I think probably better not.

He's going to keep down these photos.

Very creative.

Well, how do you do?

Party's half over. What happened? An attempted suicide?

Is that supposed to be a humorous remark?

Oh, shut up, Otis. He's not your wife.

What did I say?

Nothing. It's that time of the month.

I need a drink, baby.

I mean, I need a bottle.

Come on, hold that. Lead him to the libation, will you?

There it is.

Hey, hey, whoa, slow down.

I said it's half over. Yeah, I need this more than you could possibly know.

Look, before you get drunk, there's something I want to talk to you about.

You accusing me, too? I thought you had medicine.

I don't know what you're talking about.

We need your advice.

I know that Karen's come to live with him.

Yeah, your stepsister -in -law? Is there such a thing?

Otis, there's something wrong with her.

What do you mean, wrong?

She's been staying with us for about three weeks.

I haven't heard her speak.

Maybe she's a mute.

Come on, be serious, will you? Sorry.

I don't know what to do.

If I can only figure out who she is.

Frances, do you have any idea?

I'm sure you're wrong.

Otis has too much sense for that kind of thing. Oh, well, he's a man, isn't he?

She's probably 19 and has huge tits.

Francis spends all the time with Karen and I'm getting tired of it.

She knows Karen is unbalanced and needs help, but she won't admit it.

She says she's shy because she's different.

I think she needs a psychiatrist.

Francis says no.

It's a wise lady.

She says it would scandalize the Compton name.

You can't be serious.

That calls for another double.

Maybe you can talk to her.

Sure, I could talk to her.

It would be my great pleasure to talk with her.

You know, Donald, that's one mighty pretty lady.

You know, I say this to her all the time. I say, look how pretty Frances is.

Look how pretty Frances is.

Don't I, Donald?

You're in great shape.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Try not to break anything.

You know, she's my best friend.

And we even went to school together.

In fact, I introduced her to Don.

Is that about you?

And try to think.

Listen, my husband, your wife are here and Estelle knows.

What about Estelle's house?

Oh, I'm not drunk, Fran, really.

Here, I'll show you.

Will you stop it? Are you crazy?

Look.

I think you leave me alone.

Or you'll have to leave.

She said you couldn't get along without her.

I'll leave her still.

I'm going inside.

I think you should go home.

An affair is not like a marriage.

It ends.

If you want to stay, I'll break.

Don't ruin this party.

How long has this affair been going on?

You can't be serious.

Otis is one of my oldest friends.

Aha. You knew who I was talking about.

That proves it. That proves nothing.

I think he just had a little too much to drink tonight, that's all.

I think the party went very well, don't you?

Elliot seemed very taken with your ideas. Do you think you'll get the

Fran, let's not talk about business.

You know, I find it very stimulating that other men find you so attractive.

Sometimes I forget just how beautiful you really are.

Thank you, kind sir.

Fran, you are a cock -stirring sight.

Donald, don't be disgusting.

Disgusting? Do you find it disgusting that I find you so damned attractive?

Come here, wench.

Let me make love to you.

Let's get it over with.

Is that a way to talk to a husband who wants to cherish your body?

Donald, I know you. You use sex when you're trying to avoid something.

Well, that's not very complimentary to either one of us.

But you're right. There is something I want to talk to you about.

Oh, really?

Not Otis again.

No, I mean... It's Karen.

I'm running out of excuses for her.

Our friends know she lives here. No one's allowed to see her.

Fran, it's like having a monster hidden away in the attic.

It's really embarrassing.

Well, isn't that too damn bad?

Look, let's not fight about it. All I'm saying is that something has to be done.

The girl isn't well.

Well, what do you want me to do? Throw her out in the street?

Have the state support her?

I promised Father when he died that I would take care of her.

Well, the best thing you can do for her is to get some professional help.

Anyway, that's what Otis thinks.

It's not my field, but I think it's beyond that.

Oh, you think so, do you? And Otis thinks whatever he thinks.

Who in the hell asked him? The girl probably needs to be hospitalized.

I told you before, I'm not having anyone connected with the Compton family in a

mental institution.

Frances, Otis is an analyst.

I think he's qualified.

Try and be reasonable.

I am totally reasonable.

Karen is just tired.

She needs a rest.

She's getting worse every day.

I think she needs a doctor.

That's very melodramatic, Don.

You don't want her here.

You don't want her at the beach.

Really, I don't know what you want from me.

I want.

It has been a long time, Ernst.

A very long time.

Karen isn't here now, is she? No.

No.

Poor Francis.

It's been so long she forgot how.

Just because I'm not a sex maniac like you, Don.

It's good.

You know, you're right. We should do this tomorrow.

Any time, madam.

As you could see and feel, I'm always at your disposal.

have a baby.

A baby?

I thought you hated the little brats.

I still do.

I should be different.

Listen to the little mother dog.

to oblige.

It's been so long.

Star for affection.

It just won't go down.

I don't know why I love you.

Because I talk dirty.

Committee little cunt.

Dr. Varel, please, Mrs. Compton.

Hello, Otis Francis.

Hi. If you've got a patient, you can call me back.

I just called to thank you for the flowers.

A bit old -fashioned, don't you think, but very nice.

Listen, can you and Estelle come over for cocktails this afternoon, if you

promise not to drink too much?

Don and I have something we want to discuss with you.

Hey, I'm sorry about the party last night. Will you forgive me?

Otis, please.

That's over and done with.

Can't we be friends?

If you really love me, you won't make this any more difficult than it already

is.

Please, Otis, Don and I need your help.

It's about Karen.

He's my husband and I love him.

Please try to understand.

All right, Frances. I'll let it be.

Then we'll see you about five.

See you.

Sorry, miss. I didn't mean to scare you. I'm sorry.

All I'm doing is fixing the power lines down from last night's storm.

I had to check if your electricity was back on.

Your front door was wide open.

It was?

Yeah. So I just came on in.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Why don't you just put on some clothes so we can talk for a while. I've got a

little time.

I get paid by the hour.

Must get mighty lonesome up here.

Are you sure you're all right, lady?

You got any food?

I bet you don't.

If you like, I'll send over the mainland.

Have them send some over for you.

I know it's none of my business, but I'm a little bit worried about you out here

all by yourself.

My name's Larry.

How are you going to live without food?

Unless you don't live here.

Maybe you just got tired walking down the beach and you crash in here.

Okay.

That's none of my business either.

You don't have to be afraid.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Look at you.

You're shivering.

You must be ice cold.

You want to put my hat on?

You know you're 10 % warmer with a hat on.

I know because I work emergency year -round. Winter storms, summer storms,

storms. Hey, hey.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take that wood over there, and I'm

going to build you a beautiful fire.

Yes, yes. Well,

well. The little lady speaks to me.

Come sit down where it's going to be warm.

Talk a little bit more.

I won't bite you.

You can tell me your name.

Do you think you need that knife to protect yourself?

Okay.

Just don't cut yourself.

Want to help me build the fire? Chop some wood with that big knife.

Karen! What? What's that? Karen?

My name's Karen.

Well, see, we're really getting someplace.

Karen.

It's a very pretty name.

You know, if somebody came in here right now, they would get completely the

wrong idea.

Little Karen was nothing but a bathrobe and a big, strong man.

I could be a murderer or a rapist or your secret lover or anything.

But I'm not.

I got this crazy idea that I'm not a man alone in a deserted house on an empty

island with a beautiful woman.

I'm just your big brother.

Now I'm protecting my poor little sister.

This is a really weird one. Nothing to fear from Larry the Ledge. Wait till the

guys hear this.

Well, it will be warm.

Now in about two minutes you're going to be as warm as a cat.

Well, it's cozy, isn't it?

It's a little weird, but it's cozy.

You know, when I was a kid, my family used to take me to a big beach house.

It was a beach shack, not a house.

I would stay there all summer with my mother.

Look, a big house.

What is this?

I'm your big brother, remember?

I've never taken advantage of a lady in distress, and I'm not going to start

now. What's wrong, Larry?

Don't I appeal to you?

Certainly a big stud like you could be afraid of a little girl like me.

I know what's going on here, but I know I don't like it.

First you're hot, and then you're cold, and then you're ten years old, and now

you're an old whore.

Well, I think you're nuts.

So what if I am?

I'm still a woman.

Why don't you give it to me, Larry? I'll show you how.

What the hell?

I get paid by the hour?

Is that what you want, Karen?

No.

Feels good?

Point it in deeper.

You like that?

Feels good?

Good. I like to see you have fun.

Oh, rub me hard.

I don't feel any more.

I'm big.

I'm strong.

Enough. There's more.

Yeah. It's all for you.

You getting it, Karen?

Yeah.

Good.

Well, I don't feel much like your big brother anymore.

You like it?

Yeah, it's good. I can tell you like it.

It'll come soon.

It'll come soon.

Uh huh.

You like it?

Is that what you want?

Should I go fast?

Yeah, like that?

Is that good?

Is that what you like?

Like that?

Do you? Yeah.

How you give it to me?

Try one of these. It's a new recipe. Crab meat and sour cream.

Oh, that sounds disgusting.

No one's forcing them down your throat, dear.

I'll choose to ignore her.

Hey, let me tell you, too, what's happened. My alma mater has asked me to

deliver a series of lectures next semester on the subject of breasts.

Are we going to talk about Karen or aren't we?

Okay, Karen, feel good?

Good. Now it's my turn. Lie down.

Lie down.

That's the way to do it, Carol. You get yours.

No, I get mine.

Yeah.

I want to.

And from all I know about the case, I'd say there's probably nothing seriously

wrong with her. Sounds a little removed.

Personally, I find that refreshingly unpretentious.

The Dr. Varel method of double talk.

Well, if you insist, I could recommend a really top man in the field.

Could you call him for us tomorrow?

Now, wait a minute. I haven't agreed to this yet.

Well, what are you waiting for?

It can't hurt Karen, and it might help her.

And as for the good... Compton named.

It'll be kept so quiet that the doctor himself won't even know who she is.

Well, I guess I have no choice.

What do you think, Otis? Do you think it's a good idea?

Well, that's hard to say without further observation.

She probably needs a little rest. You know, calmer nerves.

God help the mentally ill.

Well, I need another drink.

Looks like rain. I think we'd better go in.

Thank you for watching.

I'm stepping out, Joe.

I never would have guessed if you hadn't told me a hundred times.

Thanks for the compliment, my own husband.

Now, now, children, no fighting.

Francis, are you going to serve us dinner, or are we going to simply sit

and starve to death?

Are physical pleasures all you think about?

Yes.

All right, I'll feed you. Well...

That's why, that's why you do it like that. It feels so fun.

Move me, yeah.

So nice.

I love

you.

I love you.

I'm sorry.

This is Brudco.

I live way down on the beach.

Well, I passed this way already twice today, and I noticed that all your

are on, so I thought I should investigate.

I mean, it could be robbers, murderers. I mean, who knows what's happening in

this neighborhood?

This house has been empty all summer. I know this. I check every house in the

neighborhood. So I was wondering.

I mean, who could be here?

But now I see it's you, dear.

Are you all right?

I mean, are you all alone here?

You know, everybody else is gone.

All the houses are closed for the season.

Why, you're a very brave girl, aren't you, dear? I mean, my late husband, God

rest that man's soul, used to always say that a woman alone is like a foot

without a shoe.

You know, I've never seen this house before.

I'll bet it's as beautiful inside as it is out there.

Oh, would you like to come in?

Oh, yes, it is beautiful up here, isn't it? You know, I thought it would be like

this with the beams and all, you know. When I first saw all the lights on in

this place, I couldn't figure out what kind of a thing it could be, you know.

We really don't need all those lights on, darling. We've got all this perfect

sunshine coming right in.

We all have to do something about conserving energy.

Everyone must do his bit in this world.

There. Now, isn't that a lot better? You don't mind if I rest, do you?

You know, I've been walking out on the beach all day, and it just really gets

after... Oh, sand all over your table.

You're not very neat, are you?

Well, you're not too positive, are you, dear?

Hey, my name is Fanny. Fanny Brudko.

But you can call me Fanny.

What's your name?

Dear, I asked your name.

What's the matter? Are you ill?

You know, I really have to be going now. You know, my cats, they're going to be

expecting their dinner soon.

I can't let them get me.

Wait for me, too. Is there anything else you'd like to know, Mrs.

Groucho? Would you like to know how my cunt feels?

It's on fire, Fanny.

He wants to get rubbed. I want to give him something.

Don't be like that, Fanny. You're crazy. You let me out of here.

to London and we signed the contract today.

Now what do you think of your husband?

They've asked me to come out almost immediately so I could start the

plan. So I guess we'll be leaving as soon as we can close out the apartment.

Just think of it.

Hyde Park, the pubs, the Queen of England.

You know, Francis, I think I've always wanted to live abroad.

And what's the matter?

You seem to have lost your enthusiasm.

What about Karen?

about her.

Did you make an appointment for her yet?

No. Well, now's the perfect time to make that decision once and for all.

You can commit her to an institution or let her take care of herself.

She's old enough.

How can you be so cruel? You know I'll never leave here without Karen.

Frances, please be reasonable.

You can't take Karen with us.

Now, if you don't go with me, I'm going to have to turn down the job.

You know I can't let you do that.

All right, I'll call her. I'll make an appointment.

But I'm not leaving here without knowing she's being taken care of.

That's my reasonable girl.

I only hope it's not too late.

Why should it be too late?

strange. Where would she be at this time of night?

to be happy the way we used to be.

But darling, has it really been that hard on you?

I've missed you.

I know you're always worrying and thinking about me.

You know, so I'm really beginning to get worried. Karen hasn't answered the

phone for two days.

Oh, I'm sure she's all right. Otis doesn't think there's anything to worry

about.

I suppose you're right.

Look at this. It's amazing, the junk you pick up in ten years of marriage.

I suppose I'll end up throwing most of this away.

I can't see Don paying storage on all this junk. Never. Not a chance.

No.

you let a guy rest?

Look, I'm telling you, I haven't had anything to eat since church.

Is this what it's going to be like when we get married?

It'll be worse if you ask me, remember.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, let's go.

It's cold.

It's clouding up, too.

Don't you think we should head back?

You wanted a picnic? We're going to have a picnic.

There's the beach ahead.

Tom, are you crazy?

In the middle of a public beach?

Do you want us to get arrested?

And besides, I'm freezing.

Can't we go back, please?

How about that house over there?

It looks like all the lights are on.

No, no, that's just an optical illusion.

I'm sure it's deserted.

They won't mind. Come on.

Okay.

It's pretty quiet.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah, I guess maybe there really isn't anybody here. Close for the season.

Oh,

Tom,

I'm so excited.

Never made love in a deserted house before.

Yeah, it might be a little kinky.

Oh, but I'm really happy about it. The point we decided to get married.

It was so wonderful. I'm so excited.

I'm so happy about it.

Yes, it is.

Oh, yes.

I remember him.

He was here some days ago fixing some lines or something, and then he left.

Oh, certainly.

I hope that everything's all right, that you'll find him.

Goodbye.

Kirsten's busy, now there's no answer.

I'm sure Karen's in some kind of trouble.

Don, I'm going to have to go out there. I told you not to send her out there

alone. I'm leaving right now.

Look, honey, even if there is something wrong, what good could you do?

Estelle, you think Otis can be imposed upon to bring Karen back to the city?

I wouldn't normally ask, but you can see how upset Francis is.

Oh, I'm sure he wouldn't mind at all, Don. I'll call him right away, but I

guarantee I'll find him there.

Dr. Burrell, please.

His wife.

Hello, Karen.

It's me, Otis. You remember?

You don't want to talk to me, do you, Karen?

I bet you don't want to talk to anybody.

You don't like intruders, do you, Karen?

You don't have to be afraid of me.

You can trust me.

I'm not going to hurt you. I'm not going to take anything away from you.

Maybe we could talk a little and make you feel better.

Would you like that, Karen?

Why don't we go up to the house and...

You can lie down and talk to me like that.

I know you must be very tired.

Very tired.

Come.

Let me take you by hand. Come on.

Come with me. That's a good girl. Come on.

I'm here now.

I'm here to protect you from your fears.

I was afraid to talk to you before.

Now that we're here all alone.

I'm not crazy.

Really. I'm not.

I loved a man and then he left me.

I'm depressed.

I'm tired.

I'm so tired.

I need to feel a man's arms around me. I need to feel like a woman.

That's what's wrong.

Let's make this a vacation.

Just the two of us.

No one needs to know.

Aren't you terribly exciting and attractive?

Do you really care?

You know, if you were my patient, I could never be doing this.

I could never think of myself as a psychiatrist again.

Right now, I think you need a man's body next to you more than all the therapy

in the world.

May I care?

See, Otis? I told you I wasn't crazy.

All women should be crazy like you.

That's it.

That's it.

Don't drag it deeper.

That's right, Otis.

Yeah.

Turn around.

I want you to turn around.

Come on.

Here I come.

I'll take you over.

Let me help you.

You

can

do better than that.

Come on.

I can't understand why Frances was so upset.

Once you were on Earth, she got the idea.

She got the idea that you were in such desperate trouble.

You know, sometimes our relatives create problems where they don't exist because

of their own inadequacies.

Seemed perfectly normal to me.

In fact, better than normal.

Well, I can't sit around here all day. I better get back to Frances and report

that her sister is perfectly sane.

You know, I never had a better day in my life.

I'm going to take a shower. Why don't you fix us some coffee, huh?

Karen, please, please. Now, I have to leave. I'm sorry.

Estelle's waiting dinner, and I have a mountain of paperwork.

Now, I'm very flattered, but you'll be all right.

Look, if you don't want to stay, pack your bag and come back with me. Frances

would love to see you.

Please, don't go. Please. No, Karen.

Please, now, Karen.

Look, it's not the end of the world. I'll see you back in the city.

Now be a good girl and make some coffee. Oh, please. I can't go. Please stay

with me. Karen, now.

Karen, dear.

I just came out to see how you were getting along.

Been getting much sun?

Karen.

Can you tell me where Otis is?

Otis was here, wasn't he?

Karen, I'm going to take you back with me.

I'll pack your things.

Karen, where are your clothes?

There's nothing here.

Never mind. We'll just go.

Come along.

No! I won't leave my friend!

You can't make me go! I won't leave him! No! No!

No! Who are you talking about?

What friend? Karen!

Operator, get me the police.