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I think it's gonna work. Hmm.

Perfect. No, too late. You heard him just like I heard him.

There's a lot of chicks up here, right? They're just waiting for this kind of

a... Yeah, but... Come on.

Man, it just... Nobody... Be patient. Trust me. Look, I know what I'm doing,

right? Okay.

Yeah,

but... What gives a broken leg, man?

Come on, Ron.

Look. That guy that walked by here, you don't think he has really a broken leg,

do you? It looked like it. Sure, it looked like it.

That's all part of the game.

He has a fake broken leg, right? The chicks come to him, they pamper him,

baby him, they want to mother you, you know.

That's what those guys were telling us about. Yeah, but does it really work? Of

course it works.

That's what we're here for, man.

Gee, it works. What have we got to lose?

Nothing. Do it.

Why not?

Told you it wasn't going to work, Mike.

You mean it's not going to work? Will you give it a little more time, Ron?

Come on, babe.

It's been three hours now. Oh, right, so it's three hours, so it's five hours.

You've got to give it time.

I have my foot getting cold. Oh, Jesus. What, do you want to move by the

fireplace or something? Will you please relax and do as I do, huh?

What was that?

Now, the whole thing is, uh, the story, I mean.

We were up in the mountain up here. There was an avalanche. There was a kid

caught. Something like that. Something, you know, big, very big.

Yeah, but she doesn't believe us, man. She's going to believe it.

She's going to? Sure.

Of course. That's part of the game, babe. They want to believe it.

Now, Jake, will you just please do as my, my... There's a girl coming this

Okay, okay.

Hey, play it, babe.

So there was the kid, you know, and when I started pulling him out, I saw you

coming down, and, uh... I thought that you... She bought that.

Are you sure she bought it? She's coming back.

Don't worry.

I hope he's coming. Look, I know what I'm doing, Ron.

Are you sure?

Am I sure? Am I sure? You know, the fellas at the back home, they told me

were going to be this way, you know.

You know, but... Ron, I'm not coming up here with you no more if you're going to

do this.

I'm just bashful, man.

Bashful? Huh? You weren't bashful last time.

That was last time. I was drunk. Yeah, drunk.

Okay, that's a good excuse, Ben. You know, Mike, he's coming back.

All right, play it good. Play it.

Hello. Oh, hi. How are you? Fine.

Good. It looks like you two boys have been in an accident. Yeah.

This is Ron. I'm Mike.

Oh, allow me to introduce myself. My name's Kathy Holm. Oh, hi, Kathy. Have

been here long? No, I haven't. This is my first day.

Oh, do you ski much?

Well, no, not really. I'm just a beginner.

Well, we... Oh.

Oh, your arm seems to be hurting you. Is there anything I can do?

Oh, yes.

As a matter of fact, there is.

Well, uh... Listen, um, you're from around here, I take it?

Well, no, I'm from up north.

Oh. We, uh... Oh, God. What happened?

Well, we're members of the Ski Patrol Rescue Unit, and, uh, I'm sure you

heard of us. No, I haven't. No, we do this kind of work all the time. We

to remain anonymous.

Uh, but we were rescuing this child, oh, the other day, and, uh, this happened.

I, uh... Oh, God. Is it broken?

No, it's just a compound fracture, and it hurts an awful lot. Oh, I guess it

must. Yeah, it does.

I... Oh.

Would you be so kind to help me to my room? Certainly.

Thank you very much.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Yes, I'd like to go to bed. Would you help me undress?

Undress? Yes.

Fingers are hurt. I guess it's okay. Thank you. Let's start. Oh.

Are you sure you'll take this off?

Oh, yeah. It's all right. It's perfectly all right. As long as it stays still.

Okay. And now the shirt, please.

Mmm, mmm, yes.

hmm

Oh, you're so good.

I don't change positions.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, baby, you're so warm and

so nice.

I'm glad you feel better.

Oh, you must be a nurse.

Watch the hand.

Do it, baby, do it.

What about you?

Is it my turn now?

If you want.

I've always thought turnabout was okay.

Okay.

I'll shield your eyes from the light. How's that?

Okay.

What? How's your foot feel now?

What foot?

Oh,

so

nice.

Feels good, baby.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Rub me here, baby. Rub me there.

Doesn't this thing ever stop growing?

Not really.

Okay.

Who is it?

Hi.

Oh, what are you doing here?

Oh, well, Steve and Carol wanted to use my place, so I thought I'd drop in over

here. Oh, what's wrong, Matt? Haven't they got their own room?

Well, you know, they're our friends, right? They needed a place to stay, so

What are friends for? That's why I dropped in here.

What happened to you? Who is this?

Oh, Judy, this is Mike.

Hi, Judy, how are you? Hi there.

Hi. I see you got hurt, too. Yeah, I was with Ron here.

Oh, in the big child rescue avalanche? Right, yeah.

Oh, well, he's improving quite a bit. He's even discarded his bandage. Oh,

well, it was only a sprain anyway, right?

Yeah, you know, like, it's a feeling, but she gave me a couple.

Surgical therapy, that's what it is. She looks good.

What happened to your girl, man?

Oh, she took off, hit for the hills or something, I don't know.

What happened, did Mama call her home?

Probably, probably.

Hey, buddy, come on, come on, you know.

what is it i don't know man like you know we're just uh doing a little thing

yeah well well actually uh i tripped over his foot and uh he wanted to come

and lay down so the the pain would go away yeah well see it works disappeared

think entirely well how about if we tried the same thing my hand might oh

no it might help yeah i don't know about that well now that other girl said she

would help too but she didn't obviously well uh well maybe you're hurt worse

than he was and you need a doctor's kit Not really. She was sort of cold. Now,

the warmth is what does it.

You know.

She's very cold.

Oh, yeah, I can see all that, you know.

Say, man, like, uh, where's your clothes at?

Oh, they're near the room, babe.

Oh, have you got them on?

You know why I don't have them on.

Come on, man, we've done this.

Hey, hey, look.

I'm sorry, friend or no friend, I just don't go for this kind of action.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, Ron, can I talk to you for a minute? I mean, outside.

What about, man? Hey,

we're partners, right? Yeah.

Come on, baby.

Come here, bud.

Wow.

Some injured vegan.

Oh, it's true. It's nice of Mike to lend us his room.

Well. He owed me a favor ever since I helped him out of town when he got in

trouble with that politician's wife in Sacramento.

You never told me about that.

Well, a lot of things aren't supposed to be told.

I don't know whether to get mad about it or not.

Oh, well, it's for a long time.

No, not really.

Look, babe, Mike's a very good friend of mine. You know, I kind of think

together the three of us could have a ball.

Hey, now, look.

What up, babe? Yeah, you picked me up fine.

But I'm not an orgy type girl. I'm sorry.

I tell you what, this is something I just have to think over. Why don't you

both split?

And if I decide I'm going to go for it, I'll call you.

Okay. So just get out.

I miss all of you.

Who is it? The waitress and the drink.

Well, come on in, but I didn't order any drink.

Well, these two nice guys downstairs, the phony cripples, ordered it for you.

What do you mean, the phony cripples?

Yeah, didn't you know those two guys with bandages on?

You mean Ron and Mike?

Right, I saw them take off their bandages.

Oh. Oh, wow.

You're kidding.

No. They were such nice guys, but they were just kidding around.

Yeah, nice guys.

You know, I met Ron down in the lobby. Yeah.

You know, I tripped over his foot, and he asked me to bring him up here so he

could rest from the pain.

Yeah. And then this other guy comes in and says that, I don't know, something

about his girl. He came in nude. I mean, just... stark naked oh wow and they

tried to talk me into a uh three -way thing with both of them oh well they

thought really you know i'm that kind of girl so i just i just told them you

know just oh that would just go away you know i'm i'm just not ready for that

kind of thing and then this oh why you must really be down oh i feel like i

could just give that men all together i can't blame you after something like

that well it's typical somebody like you would be Prettier and softer anyway

without all that hair.

Well, thank you. What's your name anyway? Cheryl.

What's yours?

Judy.

You are beautiful.

Thank you. Beautiful.

Oh, that feels nice, Judy.

I do like you.

I like you too.

I think I like you a lot better than either one of them.

Why don't you get comfortable and stay for a while?

Is it about time for you to take a coffee break or something?

Just about.

I'd love to stay.

Oh,

that is a pretty dress.

I'd love to see what else is there.

Oh, that feels good.

You're still overdressed, honey.

I think you're right.

Black and sexy, huh?

Just for you.

Lay down and be calm.

to give you an hour to stop that

Appreciate us. Oh, they don't.

Hey, you're a real blonde.

Oh, you're nice.

Oh, you're wonderful.

Oh, Judy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

it feels so good.

This has been Unlistening at the Wallet.

I could bet it was me with the phony cripples.

I think I have figured out a way to really get back at them.

Really? What's that? Can I help you?

No, I think I can handle this one by myself.

Well, good luck.

You know, I bet we can make up some groovy positions ourselves.

Yeah, I don't need to go to a library to figure out those kind of things.

I'll read a book.

In fact, I've got a position

in mind now.

Turn over.

Just like you are.

Oh, wow.

You always do what I like.

Let's see what you've learned out of a book.

It's not going to be in chapter one.

I'm going to turn around.

what you want to do. Do you?

It's me, Ron. The waitress said you wanted to see me.

Oh, yeah, I sure do.

I, uh... I've been thinking about it.

About it?

Uh, yeah.

That's the reason I asked you to come back.

Oh, really?

Mm -hmm.

After all, you know, I couldn't... I couldn't deny an injured man.

Thank you.

Hi, dear.

Oh,

hey, be careful of my arm.

What happened to your arm?

Well, I sprained it rescuing a guy caught up in a cable car.

Caught up in a cable car?

Yeah. Okay.

Oh, wow.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. They're sore.

They wasn't sore long ago. What happened?

Well... I fell trying to go up the mountain to rescue this St. Bernard.

To rescue a St. Bernard? Yeah, but he was lost in an avalanche.

Okay, he was lost in an avalanche.

Oh, wow.

What happened? What happened?

Hey, don't touch it, man.

Don't, don't, don't.

Oh, wow, that's got a compound fracture.

A compound, compound.

How'd you get a compound fracture down there?

Well, you see, there was this poor lost lumberjack that was up in the woods.

And so I was elected, you know, to go up and guide him out.

And, well,

you know how those things happen.

Well, but, but, okay, you know, fine.

Well, you know, that's the way things go. You know, everybody gets all sorts

strange accidents and sprains, injuries.

What do you mean, injuries?

Oh, well, like you getting your terrible sprained ankle. Oh, yeah. The avalanche

rescuing the poor little child.

That was terrible.

You should have been there.

Yes, I am sure it must have been a terrible ordeal. It was, but it's all

now. Your medicine worked.

Oh, I'm really glad to hear that.

Maybe the same medicine worked for you.

On the...

same kind of springs um on the same kind of springs well uh

uh yeah on the same kind of springs okay then the same kind

of first aid

be just what the doctor ordered.

I'll take this physical therapy anytime.

And after this, I think I can become a well woman again.

Oh,

yes, I'm sure she's injured worse than the

rest.

Yeah.

I

bet

you they're doing the same thing right across the wall there in that room.

Want to stop and listen?

Nah, I'd rather do what we're doing.

Me too.

This sure beats staying outside in the damn cold all day long.

Yes, I did, Jerry.

At last.

I thought I could get my legs on the bed.

He's hurt.

Not what I'd like.

I think he can hear us.

Did you hear what they're doing?

Yeah.

You want to try another one?

Yeah, let's try another one. Where's his head?

Let's try on the edge of the bed.

Okay.

I'm shook every time I do that.

Think we can do that without you dropping me? Not yet.

Yeah, that is terrific.

This door is halfway open.

Let's go back on the bed.

I'm going to be in his life much longer.

Bring your bed down.

Can I thank you?

You ought to thank him for me, too.

I never just thank you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh,

don't ever stop.

I don't think I can hear anything anymore.

How about you do a little work?

Okay.

You like that?

This is one winter sport I don't...

Good skier, baby.

These slopes are easy.

Let's say we go to a more advanced one.

Okay.

You take a note as we go? Yeah, sure.

Oh, no.

I've ever gotten.

I think we ought to go get some