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Baden?

Not.

Honey,

please.

Honey, please.

What

time

is it?

Damn it.

Rhonda.

It's ten after six.

Oh, hell, I've got to get going.

Huh?

Oh.

Can you think of a better way to start the day?

Damn it, Rhonda.

Now, look, I have got a very important client meeting today.

Listen, if I can cinch that Doyle account, it's going to take care of the

for a full year. Not to mention you, pussycat.

Josh,

you don't know what you could do for me right now.

Later. I'm going to shower.

Maybe after you've showered?

Do you like it?

I love it.

But later. I haven't got time right now.

Aw.

Well, slaves, we did it.

Doyle Products is now our client.

Yay.

That's great news, J .R.

Oh, that lovely bonus.

When did they sign?

Just an hour ago.

Oh, I love good news on a Friday because it makes you feel so good all weekend.

Yeah, well, that's just the problem.

Oh, I know working through tonight and tomorrow is going to foul up your plans

for the weekend.

But they've got to have the layout by Monday.

Josh, my boyfriend has something planned special for tonight.

Well, now, we're just going to have to find a substitute, aren't we?

Well, I'm sure you can count on all of us to do our part, Mr. Redding.

I, for one, would like to be a part of the organization.

Well, thank you, Barbara.

I'll tell you what.

When this thing is all wrapped up, I can promise you the biggest celebration

you've ever attended.

Alright,

now get back to work.

Oh, Don, could you look at this, please? This copy doesn't sound right.

What's the matter, honey?

Well, wouldn't it read better if we substituted similar to instead of like

here?

Oh, you're absolutely right.

You know, if you're not careful, you're going to own an agency one of these

days. I certainly hope so. That's what I've always wanted.

Look, honey, I told you.

It simply means that I'm going to be late getting home.

For crying out loud. Now, listen, you ought to be glad we've wrapped up the

account.

Look, look.

Baby, we are going to have to wrap up the presentation tonight.

What do you mean, horny?

Oh, baby, I need you.

But that was this morning.

Kind of an eye -opener for the main event.

Just keep talking to me, Josh. Maybe that'll help.

Josh, please.

Know what I'm doing now, Josh?

Wish it were the real thing I was holding.

Don't hang up yet, Josh.

Not yet.

Not just yet.

All right, then, go.

I really don't need you. And don't think I don't know what'll happen there.

Another one of your damned orgies, that's what.

Josh?

Josh!

Josh.

I told him, so long as I was bringing the bread home, don't bug me about it.

Why?

My boyfriend said you're waking when I get home, you dreamer.

What about you, Steve?

Oh, I talked to my babysitter.

My wife's at a bridge game.

She's always at a bridge game.

Well, what do you do for... Nothing, since the baby was born.

How old is the baby?

Eight months.

Eight months?

Let's go do something.

Well, come on, everybody. Let's take a break, huh?

Glasses here.

Here's one for you. One for you. You got one? One for me.

Got enough?

Hey, what about you, Barbara?

I'll fix myself a cup of tea when I'm finished.

Well, you know what they say about all work and no play.

Well, I want to please you, Mr. Redding.

Well, you do.

You do.

Listen, why don't you try calling me Josh?

Oh, I couldn't do that.

Well, why not?

Because my mother said that I should respect people who are above me.

Well, I'm not.

Yet.

I think I'll get that cup of tea now.

Listen, when we get this thing wrapped up, we're rid of it. Which will be next

year.

I think I'll get that tea now.

What does she think she is? She's going to get more than tea.

Rita,

I think we've got an unfinished business to take care of.

You will excuse us, I presume?

Take it off, honey.

Tom,

I think she's playing her song.

Get her, Tom. Go, go.

Stick around, Bob.

You haven't seen anything yet.

I think I'd better get back to my work.

Let's do it now.

I think position four is...

Like

I'm left out.

Do it again. Do what?

Hit me.

Leave me alone.

Oh, come on, baby. Fight.

You animal.

Might as well relax, child.

I think you're going to get it anyway.

How can you just lay there?

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it.

Come here.

I thought you only did that kind of thing for love.

Steve.

Honey, get off me, will you?

I want to watch this.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's wait a minute. I'll think the kid's a virgin.

I am a virgin.

I am. Can't you understand? I don't want to stay that way.

A virgin?

A real live virgin?

Hey, gang, I'm going to get me a virgin.

The first time.

Go get her, John.

Check out if she's for real.

If she is, I want seconds. Hey, we'll cut cards for that.

You guys will have to cut with Julie and me, too.

High card wins, right, Julie?

Delicious.

You're all mad.

How can you?

Why don't you?

Do it to me now while he is.

Who's that?

Decatur.

Oh, my God. Who wants food?

Come back around midnight for the stuff.

Yeah, you do that, honey.

Might as well eat now. I'll have my dessert later.

Barbara?

Well, what's the matter?

You too?

Oh, this.

Well, darling, you should have knocked.

What is it?

Out there? In here?

Is that the way you run a business?

Don't you touch me!

Take care of her. I'm going to find out what's going on out there.

I hate them.

I hate them. They're all animals.

There. There now, honey.

Don't cry.

You just relax now and tell Rita what happened.

I'll take care of you, baby.

Oh, yes.

Rita's going to take good care of you.

A virgin, eh?

You know, I've had just about everything else in life but a virgin.

Let's have a draw for her.

Hey, here, let's. Hey, she's mine.

She goes to the winner.

Come on, get the cards, Julie.

There you go.

I hope she's better at that than I am at this.

Well, there's no substitute for experience.

I'll drink to that.

Later, lover.

Okay, did everybody take a card? The high card wins.

Men first on this one. And I

do mean men.

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

What will be, will be.

Damn you. Get out of here.

Can't you see the poor child's just beginning to calm down?

Yeah. And I aim to rev her up a little, too.

Get your ass out of here.

Don't you dare lay a hand on her.

And get the hell away from me.

Now get out.

Please, Don.

Please. Let me stay and watch.

Please.

Please, Don.

Sure, but keep out of my way.

Do it, do it, John.

Do it.

Now! Yeah, do it.

She's all yours now, Rita.

Go get her.

Thanks.

Oh, get away!

Leave me alone!

Get away!

I'll let her rest for a while.

Give her a chance to get a breath.

Give her a chance?

More than likely you want her for yourself.

My, my, aren't we bitchy.

Your passion's a little hot be the handle darling.

Oh you think so?

I'll give you passion.

Hey, this is better than the Friday night fight. They look like they're

God damn right I'm serious.

Nobody moves in on my territory.

And does it matter your territory?

Me.

Let's get them in the other room.

It'll be all right later.

When I was a little girl, which doesn't seem so long ago, my father used to tell

me stories about the way men acted.

I didn't believe him.

I only thought about the beautiful things that happen in the movies.

Beautiful things do happen.

The first time...

It's always traumatic, no matter how it happens.

I wanted to be so successful.

Make my parents proud of me.

Now.

Look, let me get you some brandy.

It'll warm you inside and make you feel better.

Where are you going with that?

It's for Barbara.

Calm her nerves down.

You give it to me, honey.

I'll calm her down.

You're forgetting me, lover.

Just temporarily, Josh.

Just temporarily.

I don't know what it is.

I've just got to have her. I thought I'd gotten it out of my system, but... You

are what you eat.

Oh, really?

Well, eat your head off, bitch.

All right, pussycats, pull in your claws.

After this, I'm really going to show you all something special.

Mother?

You know what's forbidden to make long -distance calls on the office phone?

I just wanted to talk to my mother.

Drink this.

I'm your mother now, honey.

I'm going to be all you ever dreamed of.

Rita.

Well, kids, she's all primed and ready for the next one.

So you might as well get it on, whichever one of you it's going to be.

You know, you don't always get them that close.

Go get him, tiger.

Tom, would you get me another drink? Come sit by me.

Rita, don't you think that was a bit much for the kid?

Bit much?

Jumping in on her like that.

That's right.

You know, if she learns everything at one time, it'll all be a bore afterward.

Darling.

It's never a bore whenever one has the mind to be extremely creative.

And let me tell you something, honey.

That little girl has the mind to be extremely creative.

And I'll tell you, virgins are highly overrated.

Oh, well, you were eager enough to jump in on her. Well, it's like a trophy.

Just to say you had one, kind of. No.

We all had it at one time.

Had what?

Virginity.

Except the girl's losing it younger this year.

True.

Better to get it over with than out of the way.

That way one can get on to more practical experience.

Thanks.

Anybody else?

No, thanks. This sure is a hell of an idea.

What was?

Stay to finish the onslaught.

Are we all wrapped up?

Yeah. I'll check the presentation form.

Well, in that case.

What are we waiting for?

Let's move!

For God's sake, call me Josh.

Yes, Mr. Redding.

Josh. Josh.

Why?

Why what?

Why did they do it?

Because that's what little girls are made for, honey.

No. I mean, why did they act that way?

Well, because you had something that they all want.

The guys want to take it from you, and the girls would like to have it back.

But why Rita?

Why girls?

I don't know.

Maybe she wants to get even with the guy that took hers.

Are they finished with me yet?

I don't think so.

Everything at this agency is a team effort, and I...

I think the rest of the members of the team will want their turn at that.

Oh.

Why are you like this, Mr. Redding?

I take what I want.

But I don't necessarily want what I take.

Surprise! You just won the Daily Double.

Yeah, we thought it would be easier and more interesting for you this way.

We don't want you to get bored with the same old thing.

What a pair you two are.

And just what is that supposed to mean?

Well, if the truth were known, you're both afraid.

Afraid? Yes, afraid.

You have to have each other for moral support.

I'll show you.

We just thought we'd do it.

Use our imaginations.

Okay. Create.

Well, while one of you think about it, why don't one of you get me a drink?

I thought you didn't drink.

Well, there were a lot of things I didn't do before tonight.

What would you like?

Rita introduced me to some brandy, among other things.

I think I'll stick to that, if not the other things.

Brandy it is.

You know, I've always dug you.

Oh, really?

I'll just bet you did.

Oh, really, I'm serious.

I mean, you look so great and you carry yourself so well.

You're really taking all this like a trooper.

Do I really have a choice?

What do you mean?

Well, what else am I supposed to do with you and all those other morons out

there with me as the target?

I wish I could say something.

Just forget it.

Firewater to help things along.

I hope you haven't been sneaking anything while I'm gone.

I'm bored.

What would you like, lover?

Something exciting. This party needs livening up.

Any suggestions?

Yeah.

Why don't you three girls put on a little show for old Josh, huh?

Hear that, girls?

The chief would like to look at something different.

What do you think?

Oh, anything for the old agency.

Right, why the hell not?

Well, that's great. Now, show me anything.

Something, just so it's different, huh?

Hold on to your pants, Daddy.

Wait till you see this.

Gee, and all the time I didn't think you girls cared.

Come to think of it, I don't think we ever had the chance.

Isn't it too bad that girls don't have some kind of secret sign to indicate

they dig girls, or both?

Oh, but we do, honey.

I don't mean that, silly.

I mean the females that don't really know what it's all about.

They just have that feeling, that longing.

You know, it's too bad men can't watch and learn how to really make love.

I mean, tenderness.

That's the key.

Yeah.

All those bastards know how to do is put it in and pull it out.

Then they roll over and snore like some kind of satisfied stud.

All this talk is turning me on.

Let's not waste any more time.

Maybe Josh will learn something. It'll help him.

I just want to get my jollies now and later.

You know the trouble with you, Brods?

You think yours is the only one in the whole world.

You're like it's something sacred or something to worship or something.

I'll tell you something.

And you get the old man by the balls, huh?

Then the first thing is you go out and ship your round out.

Oh, wow.

Mm -hmm.

Get him, will you?

Really, Josh, that's rather pompous.

Well, you know it's true, don't you, nevertheless, huh?

Oh, hell.

Yeah.

The only way to keep you women in line, leave you in doubt.

Oh, Josh, don't give us that old keeping barefoot and pregnant line.

That's enough to make an angel swear, and believe me, honey, I'm no angel.

Yeah, well, that's the only way to know where you're at.

Josh, you sound bitter.

Has she been bad to you lately?

Wife knows better than me.

in this moment.

Why this all the time?

Because I just don't get enough, that's why.

I need it, Josh.

I need you.

But we make it just as much as... I know we do, but it isn't enough. I need

more.

I need it now.

Look, it's late. I've got to get going.

That's just it. You always have to go.

You're always in a hurry.

Rhonda.

You used to want me all the time, Josh.

In the car, in the movies.

I went in all different ways for a long time. To hell with what you have to do

today.

Oh, Rhonda, for God's sake.

If you don't, I'll sit by the front door and proposition the first man that

walks by.

I'll even call someone if I have to.

Yes, Josh, I will. And if necessary, I'll even pay for it.

Just look and see what you're missing, Josh.

It's late. I have to go.

I catch her stepping around on me, the whole roof is going to come down on her.

Oh, I don't mean I'm going to kill her or something like that. That's too easy.

But she sure will suffer.

Bravo.

That's it, Josh.

I just adore strong men.

Oh, come on, we're wasting time. You let him go on, it's going to turn into a

regular seminar.

Relax, Josh.

Look.

and live a little.

Don! Don!

Don, wake up!

What's the matter?

We're missing it. Come here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Sweetheart, you sure learn fast.

I've had professional help.

My God, we may have created a monster.

You may have at that.

What would you like to do now?

Well, what do you know?

All of a sudden, somebody's asked me what I'd like to do.

Say that again?

I said, for the first time tonight, somebody has asked me what I would like

do. All right already.

What would you like to do?

Well, first of all, I'd like you both to walk out that door and close it just

leave me alone for a while You may be in for a surprise Whenever you say

whenever you're ready just to let us know, okay

Look out, world.

Because here I come.

You're going to start hearing from me.

And now we're ready for you guys.

Hey, what's with the kid?

She said to wait. She has a surprise for us.

Oh, Bennett.

She's probably going to try and kill herself.

Oh, boy.

That's just what I need.

Relax. I guarantee she won't try that.

As a matter of fact, she might make us wish she had.

What are you talking about?

Revenge, I think they call it.

Yes, that's it.

Revenge.

I'm going in there.

I wouldn't, if I were you.

What we need is some new blood.

Hey, I'll buy that.

Who the hell could that be?

Well, now, let's see.

It could be your wife.

Jeez, don't even talk that way.

It's probably that groovy -looking caterer.

Will somebody find out who that is for crying out loud?

What's your name, honey?

Jim.

Are you as easy as your name?

Pardon me?

I said, would you like something?

A drink, maybe?

Oh, come on now.

We're a little too far along for subtleties.

She means, would you like to stay and play?

I thought you'd never ask.

Yay!

Way to go, stud.

Any particular preference?

Well, go get them, Stan.

By the way, my name is Steve.

Steve. This is Rita.

Julie.

Claudia.

This is Josh.

Hi, Josh.

Tom.

Tom. And Doc.

Don. Oh, there's another girl, though. Barbara.

She'll be in here shortly.

How sweet.

Well, now you get to cut for him, ladies.

Oh, really? Have all the luck.

Yep, this sure is my night.

You know, I read my horoscope today and get this.

It said this is going to be your day to take your fill.

Sure takes a heap of fill.

Well, Claudia, you're just going to have to stick with the old models.

Not just yet.

I want to watch this stud.

Maybe we'll pick up a few pointers.

Jan, if it isn't Snow White.

Halloween's over with.

Oh, shut up.

You, get Josh's chair and bring it in here.

Now, just remember this, all of you.

I am what I am because you made me that way.

And I'm running the show now.

Any questions?

Yeah. Who the hell?

Like I said, any questions?

Since each one of you had a part in making me, I'm going to make the

to who's going to do it in the future.

And I'm going to start with you, Sutton.

You see, Josh, I learned well.

I take what I want when I want it.

And I don't necessarily want what I take.