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Oh, my
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God.
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Mama, pag pinatagal niyo pa huling yan,
hindi na hulit siya niyan. Tapa na.
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Inip. Ang ganda ng kasal, no?
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Talagang spon as spol to si Tish kay
Jude at kay Anna.
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Gusto ko, pag kinasal ako, dito din.
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Gusto ko, naka -miniskirt, lahat ng
bridesmaid. Pwede ba yon?
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Miniskirt.
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Inip pa. Susunod na talaga yan. Pup
siya. Tignan niyo si Anna.
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Masaya siya sa buhay niya ngayon, ano?
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Masasabi niyo ba kung amarikon lang siya
sa kumbento dati?
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00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:06,490
Ikaw alam mo, napaka -bitchy mo talaga.
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Two years na nakalipas eh, pikon ka pa
rin. Sarap.
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Eh, boyfriend mo kaya ang gayumahen at
agawin.
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Hindi ka pa mapipikon doon, no?
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Pwede ba, Gina?
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00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:18,950
Kailan mo ba naging shota si Jude?
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Oy, oy, oy.
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Hindi, ha?
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Naging shota ko siya.
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In your dreams.
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In your dreams, ma 'am. Excuse me.
Please?
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Hmm.
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Uy, sana ka ni Muno.
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Thank you.
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Tapos na yan. Excuse me.
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Bakit ka ba naglireklamo? Hindi ka pa ba
happy sa yung professor na ka, no?
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Oy, happy kami ni Bill, no?
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Ang hindi masaya yung mag -stay sa
Minneapolis.
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Eh, hanggang kailang ka nga pala dito?
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Mga two months na siguro.
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Pupunta pa kasi si Bill sa Burma, eh.
Eh, ano naman ang gagawin ko sa Burma,
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Ay, nako. Ako susunod ako kay Alex sa
Hong Kong.
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Matatransfer na siya sa summer.
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Iiwa mo ba yung kids mo dito?
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Kinamamamuna sila hanggat hindi pa kami
nakakasettle.
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Ay, nako.
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Tara na nga. Tara na. O, sige.
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Ay, mabuti pa.
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Eh, yung ulos nilitson?
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Hmm? Di na ulos ang baka?
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Si Lingugid, bantayan mo, pro.
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Hello.
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Ano, pagod ka na?
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Medyo. Pero ang ganda ng kasala, no?
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Okay lang.
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Pero hindi kasing ganda ng wedding
natin.
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Eh, yung kanta lang ng mga mongha, akala
mo nagsipapaan dito sa lupa ang mga
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anghel. Tira mga kung okay pa.
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Oo. Sigurado ka? Oo.
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Retouch mo naman mo.
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Let's go. Let's go.
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Jude naman, yung pag -aalaga at pag
-umahal ibinigay mo sa kapatid mo, ganun
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naman ang ibinigay sa kanya ng mga
parents nyo nung nabubuhay pa sila.
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At ikaw, natural ka ng mapagbigay at
mabait.
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00:06:51,450 --> 00:06:53,470
Kaya mahal na mahal kita eh.
57
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Kaya nga ang suwerte ko eh.
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Ikaw na pangasawa ko.
59
00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:24,970
Nakausap mo na ba si Gina at si Bernie?
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Ha?
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Hindi. Bakit?
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Napaka -elisionada talaga ni Gina, no?
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00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:39,610
Naniniwala siya talaga na naging
girlfriend mo siya.
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Hindi totoo yun.
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Alam ko.
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Kaya nga Gina Fantasia ang tawag namin
sa kanya eh.
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00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:35,760
I heard something.
68
00:10:36,380 --> 00:10:38,020
I thought it was a person.
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00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:41,000
Ma 'am, maybe it's just a dog.
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Ma 'am, take your medicine.
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Ma 'am, can't you really sleep
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if you don't take your medicine?
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It's not a dog.
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Why won't? Why kid?
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00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:03,369
I'm so tired.
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00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:04,370
I'm so tired.
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00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,290
I'm so tired.
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00:11:06,550 --> 00:11:08,450
I'm so tired.
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00:11:32,289 --> 00:11:33,830
Pero, hindi siya seloso.
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Binibigyan niya ako ng space.
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00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:39,090
Ay, naku, shit. Ang sarap talaga dito sa
Pilipinas.
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Talaga.
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Ang hirap sa States. Walang maid.
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Hindi ka makapagpahabaan ng kuko.
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Ako nga, eh. Sang katerba ng maid ko
dito sa Pilipinas, eh.
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00:11:49,890 --> 00:11:50,890
Hirap pa ako.
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00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,950
Ewan ko ba kung paano ka nabubuhay doon?
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Simple lang.
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00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,990
Huwag mag -anak at lahat ng trabaho kay
Bill.
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00:11:57,370 --> 00:12:00,250
Talaga? Gaga ka? Ina -under mo si Bill?
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00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,180
Eh, ganun naman talaga ang lugar ng
lalaki, ah.
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00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:04,720
Undead.
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00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:07,960
Sorry, ah. Late ako.
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00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:09,300
So yummy.
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00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,000
Oh, kakainin natin lahat ito?
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00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,280
Magsasalad lang yata ako.
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00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:16,520
Dapat lang.
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00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,540
Lumalapad na ang balakang mo, dear.
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00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,820
Gina! Talaga naman, ah.
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00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,620
So, ano?
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Weekend. Anilaw. Sa amin naman.
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00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:27,140
Weekend. Ana, ha?
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00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,040
Sorry, ah. Wala ako, eh.
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00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,840
Birthday kasi ni Mother Superior.
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00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,500
Birthday lang pala eh.
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00:12:34,180 --> 00:12:36,020
Ay, Edna nga pala.
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00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:38,540
Bakit ka pa ba nagparetokin ang boobs?
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00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,740
Gaga talaga to. Alam mo, gaga ka talaga.
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00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,280
Mm -hmm.
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00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,920
Hindi pa rin nagbabag si Waldo.
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00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,340
Pinapatulan pa rin kahit ano.
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Basta nakapalda.
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00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:53,220
Santayang si Edna eh. Laging forgive.
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00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,640
Dalawang anak namin. Okay?
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00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:59,000
Close si Waldo sa kanila. Tsaka good
provider siya.
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00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,620
Yung mga babaeng yun, mga fling lang
naman yun eh.
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00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:04,260
Baka, Gina, ano bang gusto mo gawin ko?
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00:13:05,540 --> 00:13:09,460
Kung ako sayo, palalayasin ko siya.
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00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,120
Ano ka, Edna?
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00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,040
Kailan ka pa ba talaga matututo?
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00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:15,860
Ngayon, nagpalift ka ng boobs.
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00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:19,660
Sa susunod, magpapalaypo ka ng chan.
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00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,380
Tapos ano?
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00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,800
Magpapavaginal repair ka.
125
00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:25,320
Uy, magkano na ba talaga yun?
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00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:26,540
Ma.
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00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:30,150
Akala mo ba 'y mapipigilan mo ang
pambababaan? Tama na nga yan, Gina.
128
00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,030
Nakakasakit ka na eh.
129
00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:33,510
Hurt ka.
130
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:34,870
Hindi luluo kay Lam.
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00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,910
Para sa mga kaibigan, diba?
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00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:41,510
Eh, hindi nga, Edna. Hindi ako napunta
dito para aluhin ka o para sabihin sa
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00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:42,510
na okay lang.
134
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:45,770
Dahil alam naman nating lahat na hindi
ka okay.
135
00:13:46,290 --> 00:13:49,230
Ang sa akin lang naman, eh, sulit ba
naman?
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00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:53,090
Na sobra -sobrang pagmamahal mo dun sa
gagong yun.
137
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:55,290
Ako? Ay, shit!
138
00:13:56,510 --> 00:13:57,510
Walang facelift?
139
00:13:58,430 --> 00:13:59,430
Walang lipo?
140
00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:02,930
Walang malaking boobs atigit sa lahat?
Walang flower arrangement?
141
00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:08,530
Uy, magkano ba talaga yun? Ma, pagsagaan
na lang niya itong katawang ko. Aba eh,
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00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:14,730
kung ayaw ni Billy to, wala akong pake
kung lumayas siya at dumampot ng kusino
143
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:15,730
mang chipanga dyan, ano?
144
00:14:16,410 --> 00:14:17,410
Ikaw yun.
145
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,890
Mauna na ako. Susundin ko ba ang mga
bata?
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00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:21,619
Salamat, Gina.
147
00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,140
Ang brutal mo. Eh, bakit?
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00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:26,020
Tinutulungan ko lang naman siya talaga,
no? Alam mo, masabihin ko okay lang
149
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:29,040
nababulyo siya na asawa niya, eh talaga
namang hindi okay, ano? Ay, naku, Gina,
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00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,260
bumalik ka na sa Amerika at nanggugulo
ka lang dito.
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00:15:45,839 --> 00:15:47,100
Miss, do you have a name?
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00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:49,820
You're crazy!
153
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:50,980
I'm talking to you!
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00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,100
You think I don't have money?
155
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,300
What?
156
00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,290
Ate, let's go home.
157
00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:57,610
It's late.
158
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,370
Why? Do you need anything from my
sister?
159
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960
When are you coming back?
160
00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,780
I'm not sure.
161
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,920
Maybe in two to three weeks.
162
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,600
I have a big deal to close.
163
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,680
But when I'm settled, I'll call you
right away.
164
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,360
I'll fix the car.
165
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,040
It's okay.
166
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,580
Why don't you just use it while I'm
gone?
167
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,160
What do you want me to bring home to
Amsterdam?
168
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,520
The gold.
169
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:52,940
Again?
170
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,840
Sige ka. Pag nagreklamo ka, magbibilin
ako ng... Huwag na.
171
00:16:58,260 --> 00:17:02,620
Sige na. Sinulid kung sinulid. Maraming
maraming sinulid. Bye -bye.
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00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,020
Sige.
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00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,940
Thank you.
174
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:47,580
Thank you too.
175
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,840
You're welcome.
176
00:20:28,370 --> 00:20:29,370
Bongchong.
177
00:20:54,770 --> 00:20:55,770
Bongchong.
178
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,960
Ma 'am, ma 'am.
179
00:23:10,470 --> 00:23:13,710
In India, can you date Miss Beautiful?
180
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:15,830
Can you?
181
00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,900
I'll see you here tomorrow.
182
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:34,900
Don't come here again.
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00:25:39,790 --> 00:25:40,790
But it...
184
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,410
Hello? Oh, Jude.
185
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:02,810
Gagabi? Anong oras ka ba tumawag?
186
00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:06,890
Ah, lumabas ako. Nanood ako ng sine.
187
00:28:09,990 --> 00:28:11,230
Next week pa?
188
00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:18,330
Teka, anbang specialty ng Amsterdam?
189
00:28:21,590 --> 00:28:23,850
Queso? Oh, sige.
190
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,920
Bye. I love you.
191
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:17,680
Oh, my God.
192
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,680
I don't want to.
193
00:33:39,530 --> 00:33:40,530
Saka pupunta.
194
00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:41,950
Saka pupunta ya.
195
00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:51,840
Sige na, iwanan mo na ako.
196
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280
Kaloy.
197
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,140
Kaloy, salamat ah.
198
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:57,660
Sasakay na kita sa taxi.
199
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:00,020
Huwag na.
200
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,540
Salamat.
201
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,180
Paano ka makakawe? Wala kang pang taxi.
202
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:05,500
Hindi na.
203
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,100
Salamat. Pakakawe na ako.
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00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,320
Sigurado?
205
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,240
Sige. Sige na.
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