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It's about Australian attitudes to sex and censorship.

It's The Naked Bunyip.

What do you think about the degree of permissiveness in film and theatre, of

in advertising, the pop scene, abortion, contraception, homosexuality,

prostitution?

Does sex mean love?

Is the subject still taboo?

The Naked Bunyip is a searching and tolerant survey of all aspects of sex in

modern society.

But at the moment, I'm working as a female impersonator, and I love doing

Graham Blundell, as the game market researcher, faces a challenge just a

too big for him.

He saw sex as Australia sees it, in the spotlights of the pink pussycat, at

Leigh Girl, in sequins and feathers.

He talks with a madam of a brothel, with fashion models, photographers, the guy

in the street.

with Ray Taylor, Dr. Bertram Wayner, and many others. It's all told with a

gentle sense of humor in The Naked Bunyip.

God, Stork.

Stork. Storks?

Who's Stork?

A fool and a buffoon and a nuisance.

One of these sex -crazy young biters. Just another small in there.

Bullarders. Well, really, fine.

Culturally aware.

What a...

Are you referring to Scott?

It's a difficult question to answer, isn't it?

Do you know what this means, Stork?

I am about to be castrated.

It's the bawdiest, craziest, most hilarious comedy you've ever seen.

Stork, starting at the Classic Cinema, Mossman, 12th of April.

Stork's a riot.

Are you wearing a bra?

I'm not even wearing anything.

If I'd stopped believing, perhaps I could give myself.

What do you want to do?

Rape me? Now, will you please let me go?

Come on, then. If that's what you want, rape me.

There is a drive within us all, that innermost urge, sometimes dangerous,

always erotic.

They call it libido.

It can take you to the edge of ecstasy or the brink.

of disaster.

It is the intimate experience of everyone.

The husband mistrusts it.

Harold.

Would you like to have an orgy?

The child discovers it.

Please, Mom.

You mustn't think about it like that.

You'll understand when you're all grown up.

The priest questions it.

I believe this can.

The Pope has no more authority than Chairman Mao to tell me whether I can

The family man abuses it.

Hey, they're drinking beer.

Yeah?

No, it's good.

Shows they've got no affectations.

Right. And girls who drink beer root like rabbits.

Christ, here comes the counterculture.

Did your wives let you out for the night?

Hey, what would you say if I told you I was single?

I'd say you were a crap artist.

Libido is all the beautiful feelings you'll ever have.

You are a crazy, possessive, impossible male chauvinist pig.

Libido is life.

Raw, passionate, and full of laughter.

Flash a bit of the old tip, then whip on the shirt again.

We got a word for girls like her, haven't we, Joe?

Frick teaser.

Men, they treat women just like Christmas presents. They only get

there's some wrapping to rip off.

I was limp as a lettuce.

Jack Thompson, Judy Morris, Jill Foster, and Bruce Barry.

Star in the movie of the year, Libido.

I'll make them cry.

I'll make them laugh, Carol.

Meet a man of many parts.

All of them in full working order.

He is what Trinity knows as the Pteromaniac.

That's the male equivalent of an infamaniac. He can't keep his hands off

Alvin Purple.

Handsome.

Charming.

Artistic.

From the very start, it was obvious.

Here was a young man with a big future in front of him.

You'll get pregnant, you know.

And won't you, big chump?

Let go!

He was a popular student.

Always on good terms with the staff.

There are openings everywhere for the right man.

Find out what you want to do.

And then extend yourself.

He became a dedicated salesman. In this world, there's no one who can afford to

be slack.

In fact, he spent most of his time on the job.

I'm still afraid of the dark.

You feel like it?

Might have become something.

Soon, he was a leader in his field.

What's Alvin's secret?

You'll have to see the movie to find out.

Tim Burstall, who gave you the outrageously funny stalk, now takes a

witty look at sex through the eyes of a reluctant super stud.

The success of our whole operation is in your hands.

You must keep up your end of the business.

I say, that's a very nice see -through I'm getting.

Oh, I didn't think anyone would notice.

I've been wearing it for days and nobody said a thing.

And that's a very nice pair of breasts you're wearing, too.

Oh, do you like them?

More, much more.

If you liked Bedroom Mazurka and What's Up, Doc, then you'll love Alvin

Purple.

Internationally acclaimed superstars, Barry Humphreys and Barry Crocker.

Ah, Ratman.

Ratman.

He's a screwball, he's a nutcase, there's no doubt.

And if you think you're ratbag free, then just shake your family free. See

great big raven ratbags pulling out. It's a man's fistful of shrieks,

and shattered shibboleths.

You'll see Barry McKenzie in action, hard on the heels of villains, but soft

the lips of sheilas.

Australia's first comedy adventure thriller mystery musical.

You'll thrill.

to the high drama of the classic conflict of brother against brother.

The twins, Barry McKenzie and Kev the Rev. Dirty dingo.

I smell success.

An Australian housewife kidnapped.

Espionage. Suspense. Concealed weapons.

Blood sucking.

See He -Man Barry McKenzie hard on the trail of vampires.

Combs and bombs.

Australian, are you, sir?

With your national costume, I guarantee if you left dying hot cocky shit and

stick your head out, you're dead best done.

Filmed on location at vast expense, Paris, London, Sydney, and infamous

Transylvania, with a cast of quillians.

The code name for the Duke of Edinburgh is Norm of Melbourne.

Norm of Melbourne.

Donald Pleasence as the sinister Eric, Count Plasma.

He's one of the most comprehensive bloodsettlers in Europe.

You'll never get away with this, Plasma. If you love Australia, you'll swell

with pride.

Hey, Barry!

As Barry McKenzie holds his own.

On that Thursday, I could drink out of a Japanese restless jockstrap.

You're in front of him that took all Australia by storm as everyone shared

loving and laughter -filled adventures.

And now he's bursting his way back onto the screen in the funniest and wildest

film ever to have you rolling in the aisles.

Oh, why did you lose your nose job?

I bit the tube.

Alvin's riding again and still looking for the very best positions.

Even when Alvin's up to his old tricks.

He's soon brought down to earth.

And always gets what's coming to him.

Alvin's back.

And in even more trouble as he gets mixed up with a gang of the roughest,

toughest, and most hilarious collection of villains that ever mismanaged the

perfect robbery.

Gentlemen, what an invitation.

If we don't rise to the challenge and crack it, then no criminal in the

Hemisphere will be able to hold his head up again.

Nor anything else, for that matter.

You never said a true word.

The local just is trying to absorb it.

Mr. Eulia.

I wouldn't talk to Miggy like that, fingers.

What's the matter? Don't you feel yourself?

We've got to get rid of that body.

As if these charming friends of Alvin aren't frightening enough, he finds

himself in double trouble when the boss of the American crime empire makes him

an offer too good to refuse.

Hey, you look kind of familiar to me.

Where before have I seen that face, huh?

Wow!

He's the spitting image of you, Ballsy.

Yeah. Yeah?

But it's not all gangsters and guns.

As Alvin discovers that his old mysterious talent for lovely ladies

very busy escaping the clutches of an endless parade of fascinating female

forms. Do you mind if I sit in the front?

And you'll see Alvin's old friend, Abigail, as you've never seen her

What a terrible embarrassment.

And in front of a customer, too.

You look lovely when you do that.

Ryan Kads along for the crazy ride, as well as the maddest magician ever to

a magic wand.

Alvin and his best friend Spike certainly get involved in some strange

situations. And just when they think all their troubles are over, the hatchet

provides enough comedy thrills and chills to last a lifetime.

Yes, Alvin's really on the run in Alvin Rides Again, the wackiest way out and

most revealing comedy riot with the wildest cast of characters ever put

in one madcap film extravaganza.

Peterson.

What's your name?

Hard drinking.

Yes, sir. Think you're above the law or something?

Hard driving.

Look at the size of the street you came out of, you fucking idiot. This is a

main highway.

It's got nothing to do with it. I had the right of way. Now the law says. I

don't give a stuff what the law says, fella. No nonsense.

I feel like a fucking idiot.

You look like one too.

And all men.

I'm quite excited.

What are you going to be able to do?

I don't know.

Feels like it.

What?

Acclaimed Australian writer David Williamson joins with Tim Burstle, the

of Albin Purple, to bring you a raw, uncompromising study of a vanishing

in today's society.

A man who makes his own rules.

This sort of deal by every little pushy businessman in the city.

Shopping up your ass.

Peterson mends fuses for a living.

But he goes to university.

Peterson is married.

But you wouldn't know this.

Peterson never says no.

To a woman or a fight.

I just didn't think. I thought I was the first man to ever make you really feel

something.

Or is that just a sandal line of bullshit you hand out to everybody?

I bet your children are very bright.

Actually, Debbie's quite bright. She started reading words already.

She must have got it from her father because I'm stupid.

Do you still enjoy making love to Susie?

No, as much as with you.

How much more enjoyable am I?

Just have sex with him on your office floor, like a whore.

It surprised you when I passed all my subjects last year?

Perhaps one of the reasons might be that you're no Einstein yourself.

I knew you were going to say that.

Peterson loves life.

But he gives a hell of a beating.

I've got a little present for you, darling.

Hey!

How would you like to get

your head in the pits?

Jack Thompson is Peterson.

Ancient armies were destroyed by it.

International travelers guard against it.

The gay crowd are afraid of it.

The modern music scene knows it only too well.

King contracted it.

Today,

the world suffers from it more than ever before.

Yet, polite society will not discuss.

The love epidemic.

Venereal disease.

is the world's oldest horror story.

You're just going about your business and then suddenly your tool drops off.

Now for the first time on film, a detailed examination of the history, the

causes, the effects, the varieties and the cures.

Modern treatment is very simple and hardly painful at all. The love epidemic

reveals what goes on inside the VD clinic.

No one is immune from the love epidemic.

You know how you always warn me about toilet seats and how you should always

paper around the seat first.

Of course, it's not only toilet seats. I mean, you can get it from the... You

can get it from the bite of a camel as well. Okay, whack it in.

What?

Well, I don't mean your foot.

Here at Lark is a frank, authentic, startling film that strips away the myth

gives you the facts about the biggest single threat to community health.

For centuries, this book has provided the inspiration for countless millions.

Its verses have been read and recited.

and written again and again by generation after generation.

But only the Australian motion picture industry would have dared to bring you

the true story of Eskimo Nell.

Are you kidding?

There's a day coming when I'm going to stick me dick in the heart of the earth,

and a bang will be heard in Alaska.

Only the Australian motion picture industry could have brought you the two

immortal characters of the greatest bawdy saga ever written.

Dick's the name.

Dead Eye Dick.

Mexico Pete.

Yeah, listen, Dead Eye. Keep out of my hair. I don't need you. I don't want

You always go cross -eyed when you blow.

Dirty mind of sneaky little pot, mate.

Next time I'll aim at your face and you'll lose your other eye.

Here is the infamous bawdy saga of the greatest womper of all time.

Greatest what?

Don't reckon I'd be saving myself up just for some ordinary woman, do you?

Oh, no.

I've got a womper waiting for me.

In fact, the only womper in the southern hemisphere.

Come with us on a rip -roaring adventure from the frozen north to the land of

Oz. With Dead Eye Dick and Mexico Heat in their search for Eskimo Nell.

Only the Australian motion picture industry would

have dared to bring you the true story of Eskimo Nell. You ever spent your dick

in a bucket of cream and stirred till it was butter?

have been shown to be what they really are.

Despicable.

Despisable. Defiled.

Disjointed.

It's the zaniest film of the year.

Plug. The adventures of a has -been that never was caught up in the sauciest

caper in town.

Edward Horatio Plug.

Super sleuthing in a style of his own.

His very own.

Alert.

A nose for anything.

Kitty, kitty.

Cunning. And above all, persistent.

The city's problem is Plug's problem. You gave me your word as a husband, as

alderman, as a member of the community who cares that you'd rid the city of

those people, those, those... Pussycats, dear.

Lord! Starring Peter Thompson as Plug.

Why me?

Who suffers the inevitable pitfall.

Are you a private dick?

Undaunted, our hero assumes a variety of disguises.

Hot on the tail of Pussycat and Plug are the city's answer to Batman and Robin.

I love that car!

You?

With Norman Yem as Inspector Closer, a law enforcer in the truest of tradition.

Avially backed up by Reg Gorman as Constable Hector.

Who has to adjust to any situation.

Hi, pussycat.

Meow.

And here she is, the pussycat of pussycats, the sensational,

voluptuous, titillating Kelly Kelly.

Introducing Cheryl Rickson as Kelly Kelly.

What did they call you?

The neck!

Sensuous, irresistible.

What are they doing, Inspector?

Yeah?

Call me.

Quick to seize an opportunity, Closer grabs at it with both hands.

While poor Plug is left to face the consequences.

That's right, officer.

The man's a pervert. McIntosh coat and all.

Tormented and harassed, Plug streaks away to further frustrations.

Say, you don't happen to be a vegetarian, do you?

There has not been one charge proven.

And the case progressed.

I'll give you a hand in the picture. Like hell you will. These are mine.

Can you imagine what I'd be able to do?

With police camping tactics proving very effective.

Kelly's freedom nears its end as Plug and police are in close pursuit. With

Closer finding things harder than he'd ever thought.

These assets prove a continuing distraction.

And as the plot thickens, our hero shows his true colors.

Pussycats! Pussycats!

P -U -S -S -Y -C -A -T -S!

Pussycats! Vice and virtue combined to bring you an experience you'll never

forget. Plug!

This film was shot in skinoscope and flesh tone color.

Are you looking for the funniest movie experience of the year?

You can just say it will have to get me excited.

Then we can tell you where to go.

Ah, this must be the place.

And this must be the most revealing comedy extravaganza ever to burst onto

screen.

What the bloody hell do you think you're doing? Don't you know not to... Oh.

Oh. You just won't believe what comes off.

as the movie of the box brings all your favorite personalities together in one

love to fill situation after another giving you a big screen look at the most

intimate moments of their action -packed lives and love

there's something for everyone

in the movie of the box

On behalf of Jack, Bob and myself, and all those at Stoney Creek Films who made

it possible, here is the story of a nice young fellow.

His life and lungs.

At our great Australian game.

A cafe.

Like a lolly?

That's how we play the game.

Together. And I want to see that togetherness out there today.

I'd put it, Herbie, any old day.

I've been watching you, you know. And if I thought... Good morning, MacArthur.

Yes, sir.

Your work doesn't mean too bad.

In fact, you're all right, MacArthur.

Not you.

You're up to the bugger!

I know what

you're thinking.

You'll think that my daughter's an easy lay. Well, let me tell you, she's not.

Me.

Looking for someone, Mr. McCarthy?

You little bot!

Beauty!

Bloody lovely!

I'm getting my own back.

I'm taking you to the slaughter on Saturday.

I reckon you'd think it's as good as a holiday seeing how the other half lives.

Cheap restaurants, legal advice to bums and has -beens, sleeping around with...

Are

you

enjoying your meat, bloody pie?

There's a lot of laughs in it.

The birds are good, the footy's great, and there's something different about it

too. Let's survive, McCarthy!

And the fella playing me does a fantastic job.

And what about me?

To Mrs. Fraser, if not the first, then certainly the most beautiful lady ever

grace the shores of Morton Bay.

Out of our roddicking, passionate path, blessed the story so bawdy, so

brilliantly beautiful, so breathtakingly exciting.

Thank goodness it happened 140 years ago.

Eliza Fraser.

She lived through shipwreck, capture and catastrophe,

and came back to tell it all with a twinkle in her eye.

Through a chink in the wall, I saw him striding towards me, huge, black, puff,

and menacing.

From an age of true romance.

They took advantage of my helplessness to conduct an open and illicit affair

there in the wilderness.

Eliza, what's happened to your standards?

Would you still want me?

No.

Well, I'm on duty.

Mrs. Fraser, please don't. Please don't hand me.

It's been too long since we've been friends. Good God, man, don't you

English? Take your clothes off and get into bed and call me when it's warm.

Is Captain Fiennes a bit funny?

Oh, he's a regular. It's great.

An age of comradeship and loyalty.

You may find yourself flogged now and then for no apparent reason, but don't

take any offense.

You're a denim liar!

and a daughter, and a beast. Break it!

But if there's one thing I can't stand, it's snivelling husbands.

My husband is a violent and insanely jealous man.

Eliza Fraser.

An almost true tale of love, lust... Let me come to you

tonight, please.

...and epic adventure.

told now for the first time ever on the screen eliza fraser

My husband and some of the crew nearly lost their lives in that shipwreck.

The pain, is it bad?

Of course it's bad.

My God, what a faux pas, as the French would say.

Eliza, I still love you.

You know that, don't you?

No one has to leave the beach, do you understand?

No one.

...locate you for some time.

Eliza Fraser, Unruffled.

Unforgettable.

And sometimes, undone.

And what am I going to do about you?

Eliza Fraser. It's even more than an epic motion picture.

Because... You're going to love Eliza Fraser.

No, no, actually,

actually, to be more accurate, it was more of a dribble.

Well, because I'd been tasting wine and eating cheese for days, the old

sphincters didn't have anything solid to come to grips with.

His face is.

You had to choose between me and that fat stomach melon -breasted tart out

there.

Who'd it be?

I

wouldn't

like to be in your shoes if you hit me.

I'm a lawyer. I'll sue you for assault.

I'm going to smash your bloody teeth in. He's a dentist.

It was election day, 1969.

Whatever their differences, Don's friend shared similar political beliefs.

Why don't you go live in Russia?

Or most of them. What is Cooley like in bed?

Well, he's not all that big, but he's energetic for his age and inventive.

take this as an insult, though.

But you are a weak bird.

Don's party.

What a night.

If you dig rock and roll, you're gonna dig Oz.

And don't bloody well spill any, I'll have you.

Oh, the great Australian rock movie has arrived.

In 1974, it was Language of Love.

In 1975, it was more about the Language of Love.

In 1976, the trip -hour trailblazing sex education comedy spoof is...

Phantasm. Come with us and bring a friend as we take you into the innermost

reaches of your sexual desires.

The bad and the beautiful.

The pure and the perverted.

The erotic.

And the bizarre.

The titillating and the tantalizing.

Your dreams and mine.

Everything you always wanted to know about your sexual imaginings is revealed

in... Phantasm.

Sex's greatest hits for you to enjoy.

Beautiful girls.

Hollywood superstars expose their minds and bodies.

On the cinema screen.

Phantasm. Rated R.

Takes you where you've never been before.

Filmed in Hollywood by Australians.

Phantasm gives you comedy.

Drama.

Eroticism.

Sensuality.

Phantasm takes you where you've never been before.

To the limits of pleasure.

To the extremes of awareness.

To orgasm itself.

See it with someone you love.

And your relationship will never be the same again.

Phantasm. My name is Tony Ginnane.

Last year I brought a movie company to Hollywood, the film capital of the

and brought you Phantasm, the sex comedy of the year.

Now we're back in Hollywood to bring you the most outrageous erotic comedy event

you'll ever see.

The all new Phantasm comes again.

A dozen beautiful girls get up to tricks you'll never believe.

and give you a load of laughs in the process.

This movie has thrills, spill romance, tenderness, and lots

of wild, wild fun.

Get into Ushi Daigad, Rick Cassidy.

Now, now, Miss Peabody. Rainbow Smith, Serena.

Mary Gavin and Al Ward.

Phantasm Comes Again is a brand new erotic movie experience.

Phantasm Comes Again is the answer.

You'll meet Tony the lifeguard, Leslie and Bianca, who do more than just roll

the hay.

Imogene. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Her confession is something

else.

Bub, Ted, Carol, and Alice at the drive -in, where double feature means what it

says. And Miss Peabody.

Her gym workout leaves her breathless.

You'll see what librarians really get up to behind the show.

And the good old gang at the office will have you rolling in the aisles.

Come with us and bring a friend to the funniest, sexiest, raciest romp you'll

ever see.

The all -new Phantasm Comes Again.

Coming soon to this theatre.

Rated R.

You all know about love and sex.

But do you know all about love and sex?

Now, for the first time ever on the motion picture screen, we bring you a

informative, revealing, and light -hearted look between the sheets at

-day sex and love.

If you're fascinated by the opposite sex and would like to learn more, it's

really as simple as ABC.

The ABC of love and sex.

Australia style.

The frankest, most explicit film yet produced in this country. A smiling,

sexy look at love and sex.

Just what is pornography?

How many methods of contraception are there?

Lesbianism. The orgasm.

What is natural and normal?

Nobody really knows all about sex and love.

And our motion picture is not a blueprint for success, merely an added

supplement to other knowledge on the subject that you may acquire through

and in practice.

Our film may not help you become an expert, but it just might increase your

awareness. At last, you'll see many of the things you've only read in books

about love and faith.

There's L for love, men's and women's favorite sport.

M for masturbation, or doing your own thing. E for erotic, or what turns you

H for homosexual, a glance at life on the gay side.

K for kiss.

P for pornography.

O for orgasm.

D for dreams.

Sex is a serious subject, but it's not all medical, and it's a great deal of

fun. If you love life, you'll love the ABC of love and sex, Australia style.

It's all about tenderness, warmth, sex, fun, love and affection.

If this is what you're about too, Perhaps we should get together.

Meet Felicity.

She's the world's cheekiest, spunkiest, sexiest new girl. And she's got a story

to tell you.

as she takes you to Hong Kong and a very different world of sight that a tourist

never sees.

What is this place?

Don't be afraid.

We're going to take a bath that you've never had before.

Felicity and her beautiful Asian friend will take you into a world of oriental

bathhouses and softly scented delights and in among the junk people, the bars

and the sometimes steamier side of life in their quest for pleasure.

Felicity finds love in the strangest places, and always plenty of volunteers

teach her more.

I wanted to make love together.

She realizes from the beginning that there's more to love than meets the eye.

Let's get into the prawn.

And you realize there's more to Felicity than meets the eye, too.

What are you wearing under that dress?

Just this bandage.

Thanks a lot.

It's not actually what she does that's very different, but it's just where she

does it that's eye -popping.

Miles, I feel so horny.

Just watch this bit.

We'll do it here.

Why not?

I can't wait a minute more.

But a minute's a long time to get to the 22nd floor.

What do you think? Can't we do it in the lift?

I don't care if anyone comes.

I guarantee that one of us will.

I dare to ask what you're thinking about.

Are you gay?

I've been here.

Why

not

let Felicity do it for you?

This is Vivian Worcester Jones on assignment in Australia.

After the hurly -burly of the great metropolises of the eastern seaboard, I

decided I'd savour the more leisured rhythms of a quiet country town.

My arrival fortuitously coincided with the imminent marriage of two of the

town's leading lights.

At first hand, I was able to observe the various preliminary celebrations.

That's outrageous!

Hello, boy, yeah.

Hey, what's your name, Ponsner?

Vivian Worcester Jones.

Vivian Worcester Jones!

And Paul!

And Paul McCormack Lee!

The locals were only too keen to assist my inquiries.

But the course of true love is never an easy one.

Well, it's off.

The wedding? No, the funeral.

Orange. Stop!

O -double -F! Off!

The place was buzzing.

Good morning, darling.

Hey, bugger me.

You may not be the father of your son.

Who was it?

The ruler was all of this and much, much more.

is the future.

Gerard is the photographer who must find and shoot the

ultimate center frame.

Well,

just what are you looking for?

I've seen lots of girls through here who look terrific.

That's just the problem.

They all look alike.

We've seen them all before.

What we're looking for is someone different, fresh, a new look.

The problem is we don't know what to look for.

We need a new look, a different approach, someone for the new

century. And to top it all, we're running out of time.

Coming right here.

We want you to find her.

They wanted something different.

Something for the new century.

And Gerard had to find her.

Center spread.

Center spread.

Watch all your dreams come true.

I've got a problem.

It's a bit embarrassing, really.

For all I know, I might be the only person in history with such a problem.

Meet Martin Dunn.

Martin has a problem. A

rather delicate problem, really. Almost too delicate to even speak about.

You see, Martin's problem is that due to a really nasty experience with an older

woman, he can't keep it up.

This is Pacific Banana, and this is Martin Bowden.

What's wrong?

He's not a superman, he's a jelly man.

It's also the story of Paul Davidson.

He's Martin's partner in Banana Airlines, and he has the opposite

Martin. Yes, I know that, Vic.

Have a good look, and then perhaps we can get down to business.

Pacific Banana is all about how Martin tries to sort out his problem.

and about how Paul tries to control his problem. Oh, my, you are pleased to see

me. Oh, God.

Here I go again.

So many, so many women, so many women are with banana.

Filled beneath the glorious palm trees of French Polynesia, Pacific Banana will

take you all on a journey with Paul and Barton, where you'll meet Leia, and

Sally, and Nanny, and Julia, and a whole host of nubile young women. who are

only too pleased to help the boys with their problems, take the situation in

hand successfully and help the boys stand up to the rigors of flying high,

Tahitian style.

Pacific

Banana

stars Graham Blundell, Robin Stewart, Alison Beth, Deborah Gray Luan. Peters

Helen Hemingway in a delightful story of how man can overcome all of his

problems and stand up for himself.

I'm cute.

Those aren't the only layers you're going to get here, mate.

Now would you join a girl in a nightmare trip?

In the tradition of Hitchcock comes the classic suspense thriller, Inn of the

Damned.

A big picture set in a big country.

A desolate trail leads to a dwelling of mystery.

Murder. And madness.

Where those that enter seldom return.

A period when life was rough and brutal and an eye for an eye was an

unwritten law.

When desire was a private passion.

And secrets were guarded with a vengeance.

Starring Dane Judith Anderson.

It's almost light. He's asleep.

I need more fertilizer.

And Joseph First. You have no idea how much lying it takes.

Whose bizarre existence is threatened by investigators, anxious to know and

discover.

Alex Cole, The Hunter.

Driven by personal gain and ultimate revenge.

Now I'm going to ask you one question, one time.

And I want you to tell me the truth.

Determined to succeed.

where others have failed.

Tony Bonner. We are

particularly interested in a Mr. Cummings. The trooper.

An Englishman.

Former SA man.

Well -dressed, well -swept.

He was to pass by here.

Who followed the book of rules at his own expense.

Michael Craig.

the farmer who knew the area and the people only too well.

John Mellion and Robert Quilter. What answers do they hold?

What are the sinister

secrets that lie within the shadows and behind locked doors

driving the hunted?

Insane.

Desperate in their struggle to ward off intruders.

You will never be the same when all is revealed

in The Inn

of the Dead.

A pretty young hitchhiker on a lonely country road.

And your heart will tell you that something is wrong.

Terribly wrong.

A beautiful country house, serene and secluded. But in your heart, you will

that something is wrong.

Two brothers, dedicated, close, perhaps too close.

But your heart will tell you that something is wrong.

Terribly... Terribly wrong.

Little brother, what on earth have you been up to?

Janine Talbot was found dead at the end of that row. From beyond the limits of

fear comes the ultimate terror of the end play.

A murder.

All young girls, all blonde, and all very dead.

Same pattern.

Stabbed under the breastbone and through the heart.

Do you want any more shots of the body, Inspector?

Give me another one from that angle. The police can only wait.

The killer can only hide.

I'd like to impress on the public, this man is dangerous.

A motive for murder and a killer.

The dead can only be revenged. Robbie!

The loved can only hope to stay alive.

If you tell him there's anything between us, I promise you, you'll regret it.

End play.

More than just a movie.

It's a heart -stopping experience.

Don't waste much time, do you?

George Malaby and John Waters star in Endplay.

More than just a movie. It's a heart -stopping experience.

Prepare yourself for a masterpiece of mystery and suspense.

Simon! What happened at Summerfield could happen to anyone.

What happened?

Summerfield. Remote.

Beautiful.

Mysterious.

An island of secrets.

Why?

Why did they... Any news about Peter, Mr. Flynn?

No, not that I know of.

Flynn's a missing person, along with hundreds of others.

It's not a crime, you know, to disappear.

The whole town's just taking Peter Flynn's disappearance so lightly.

It's a worry, of course.

He knew that something was wrong.

Perhaps he shouldn't have looked for the answer.

Yet the child seemed to know everything.

Why don't you come out to our place tomorrow?

Well... I won't tell my mother. It'll be a surprise.

Now, wait a minute. Shouldn't we tell Sally's mother?

I am her mother. Get in.

Who's Sally's father?

I've really no idea.

What are you doing?

Don't!

Well, I enjoy trouble.

Yes, I think you do.

What happened at Summerfield could happen to you.

Hasn't the weather been strange?

It could be a warning.

I've been having bad dreams.

Are you serious?

Why didn't you tell me there were mysteries?

This man had a dream.

A forbidden vision that becomes a living nightmare.

What? The way of knowing things.

Dream is a shadow of something real.

Why don't you go away? You'll die.

I can't go away.

The makers of Picnic at Hanging Rock bring a new dimension to mystery

and suspense.

You go to jail, all of you, you're in desperate trouble. No!

You in trouble.

You.

You don't know what dreams are anymore.

Deep beneath the city lies a secret, guarded by primeval

terrors beyond imagination.

An awesome nightmare is coming.

Only one man can stop it.

Your dreams will never be the same again.

Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce you to Patrick.

He's playing dead.

Or is he?

Patrick is undergoing treatment.

He isn't dead.

He isn't alive.

Only Kathy cares.

Understands. Hello?

Is anybody in there?

What do you call it when someone has the power to make things move around the

room without touching them?

Magic.

Why are you doing this?

What do you want?

I don't think you are cut out to be a nurse in an institution like this.

It's because of Patrick, isn't it?

It's because I know too much.

And no one believes her.

Brian! He's going to think I'm mad unless you say something. Not Dr.

Roger. 160 pounds of limp meat hanging off a comatose brain.

Can you imagine anything less aware than that?

Not her husband.

I'd like to discuss our divorce.

Not her lover.

Check the note of sarcasm.

Not the police. Look, Mrs. Jackard, please, let's not complicate this any

further, will you?

You won't believe what Patrick does to people.

He's in the wall.

Doctor, it's Patrick.

You know it's him, don't you?

Now, Patrick, with all five senses cut off, if there is such a thing as a sixth

sense, he's had three years to develop a beauty.

Too late. They all discover the power of Patrick.

Why you murdered your mother, Patrick?

Spend a night with Patrick.

If you dare.

To the sound of evil.

It is out there.

Waiting.

I'm sorry for that.

Powerful.

Deadly.

Invisible.

They came to take a holiday.

They are running for their lives. Because something is out there.

There are secrets.

There are mysteries.

There are forces beyond imagination.

Challenge them, and every living creature, every blade of grass will turn

against you.

Prepare yourself for the fright of your life.

Crossed. Long weekend.

An experience in terror and suspense.

The night.

The Prowler is now a movie.

Australia's Nobel Prize winning author, Patrick White, brings to the screen his

famous comedy of manners, morals, and misplaced identity.

It's bizarre, challenging, and wickedly satirical. Inspector?

Oh, such a relief.

First time ever I met a detective.

I hope they're trustworthy.

Well, they're pleased, aren't they?

The night the prowler entered Felicity's life, nothing was ever quite the same.

Not for Felicity, and certainly not for the prowler.

What?

If I'd wanted you, you wouldn't have been capable.

I know there's all this sleeping around nowadays, but I'm pretty sure Felicity

was Shez.

She's my child.

No game.

Just who is raping whom is a question you are bound to ask.

All of a sudden, Felicity's changed.

The police are baffled.

The fiancé is struck dumb.

And her mother behaves as if it happened to her.

What have you done to me?

But I'm the one who was engaged. I can only say, Felicity, you've done

wicked and perverse. Why, I wonder, do you want to destroy us?

Their reaction launches Felicity into an odyssey of self -discovery as she

becomes a prowler herself.

What are you after?

I'll see you later.

Only Patrick White could write it.

Only Rocky Horror Show director Jim Sharman could film it.

The night Papala enters your life, suburbia will never be the same again.

This is Angela.

She used to be just like the girl next door.

Now she's everyone's favorite snapshot.

How can she run to her for help?

I don't know when to take you seriously.

It's a very serious matter, Dad.

I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

Can't let me?

Now perhaps one with the arm down a little. Just a hint more, Bress?

She's not so innocent anymore.

How long did you have to lie on your back to earn more money than I get in

months?

Right. We were lovers.

We had two screws.

Love had nothing to do with it.

From the decadent nightlife and the jets at discos, Angela is playing a deadly

game of hide and seek.

And only one person can win.

Snapshot is a conspiracy of terror.

Why is she so frightened?

Only she knows.

Vampires.

Creatures of the night.

Driven by insatiable thirst.

This ancient evil is now a modern industry backed by big money.

Eight. She's here. She's in love. She's the next victim.

First.

Specialists in abduction, brainwashing, and murder.

Welcome to the Brotherhood, Miss Davis.

Not me.

The human farm is a living nightmare where science goes mad.

First is deadlier than the plague. It conjures unspeakable terrors.

You can run.

You can hide, but you cannot escape first.

I know nothing about politics, Senator.

But I do know about magic.

A politician disappears without trace.

An accident?

Or assassination?

A dying child recovers without reason.

To die?

To what?

A miracle? Or a thought?

Only the Harlequin knows the answer.

The senator fears him.

The woman.

Loves him.

The manipulator wants to destroy him.

I think you push people into the deep end.

The deep end is always with you.

All you have to do is fall.

Alice! In our own house! Alice, right?

I'll hold him if I have to nail his hands to the wall.

I'll acquit him.

Is he the new messiah or a demon from another world?

Watch closely now, but don't dare look behind you.

Just hear the skin crawl on the back of your neck.

Something is lurking in the theater, and all the doors are barred, so there is

no way out.

Fifteen years ago, this lovely young woman had a nightmarish experience.

Today, she's a grown woman, and her nightmares are still happening. But now,

they're all coming true.

Did you hear that?

What, Tarzan?

Bioscope presents Jenny Newman, Gary Sweet,

Nina

Landis, in a new story of terror featuring Max

Phipps and John Michael Housen, Nightmares, The Screams of... Terror in

night are silenced only by a sharp sliver of glass.

Now take a look over your shoulder before you leave this theater, because

will never enter another theater in quite the same way again.

Many motion pictures promise you terror, but nightmares is truly terror.

James Herbert frightening novel of supernatural power is now a movie

After

all

I've just killed 300 people in a field and walked away without a scratch that

makes me pretty special doesn't it The pilot is haunted by the guilt of his

survival.

It'll come.

It has to, Harry.

I think I'm going mad.

The psychic is tormented by visions of the horrors yet to come.

asking for your help who's asking for help the men women and children who died

in your aircraft 300 murdered souls combine their psychic energy to hunt

down their killer and destroy those who profit from their death

Are you sure you can go through with it?

He has to.

Help us all.

Brace yourselves for a journey to the outer limits of nightmare.

I've seen the gates of hell, Mr. Keller.

You survived.

Here, in the peaceful Midwestern town of Galesburg, nothing much ever happens.

Morning, Mr. McNally.

The kids go to an ordinary college.

Father, this is an ordinary professor.

He's dead.

And they help science with a few harmless experiments.

Two sessions, two days, a hundred bucks a day.

You always welcome the chance for new blood.

You killed a little rabbit back there.

I tell you, there was different parts of different bodies in different rooms.

One nurse who couldn't find all the parts.

That'll make up kind of a composite of bits and pieces missing from all the

other bodies.

John, do you want me to call Don?

Find out who did this. I swear to God.

With this little pill, the world will be yours for the next few days.

It's a little high. Am I supposed to feel a little high?

He's dead.

And he's dead. And the dead don't come back and take revenge.

Where's Mr. Brady?

Get him.

They dyed his hair, then they scraped it off.

They fed him until he couldn't move and they starved him.

They cut him open twice, once to take out a pancreas, once to take out a lung.

They even refrigerated him once.

Would you like to order now?

I'll have the liver, please.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'd like to know a little more about what's going

on before you start.

This is a very, very exciting experiment.

What did they do to you up there?

What are those needles for? What are you sticking me with?

She said it was like she was drowning.

We invite you to come with us on a terrifying experiment.

Help! Somebody!

Help!

It started all over again. An experiment with dead kids.

Very strange looking people at this party.

I'm not wearing any underwear.

Dead kids.

They'll scare the living daylight out of you.

Fiona Lewis.

Michael Murphy.

Louise Fletcher. And Dan Shore.

Dead kids.

The Hitchhiker Plays Games.

Aren't you kind of young to be hitchhiking out here all by yourself?

Aren't you kind of old to be picking me up?

And a killer is playing the deadliest game of all.

He's just killed a girl.

Did he make love to her first? I don't know. What's the difference?

It makes a lot of difference.

I think in order to play the game properly, we have to know what he thinks

women.

Stacy Keach has quit.

No, no, it's Q -U -I -D.

Day of the death of young girls, you cretin. Jamie Lee Curtis is Hitch. Now

you're looking for a little adventure.

I could go to Disneyland for a little adventure, but I'm looking for a little

excitement.

Road games.

Across 1 ,600 miles of desert highway, they're playing games of violence and

sudden death.

If someone doesn't stop soon, there won't be anyone left alive to play.

Road games.

How did the police know?

They knew because we bought it off them.

Jessica dared to fight for her street.

Now she's fighting for her life.

I used to believe that the police, the government, the legal system were there

to protect me.

It's funny when you find out those are the very people you've got to be

protected from.

Why am I being held?

Drunkenness.

Soliciting an assault.

I was arrested and stripped. My body searched.

Have you any idea what that means to me?

You can have a corrupt system made of thousands of incorruptible people.

Big business. How to make a buck and not too fussy. Organized crime. Looking for

a laundry for some dirty money. And the government who has to protect the

property owner.

Keep the union out of my business.

Their power is frightening. And the prize is multi -million dollar profit.

One woman.

stands in their way.

When

it's the

hottest summer on record, emotions can run high.

From the director of internationally acclaimed Newsfront, an explosive new

motion picture.

Award -winning Judy Davis is the rebellious Kate Dean.

Richard Moyer is ambitious architect Steve West.

Eden, a $200 million dream turned nightmare.

Don't you tell me what to do with my fucking property!

You know you'll never build it, don't you, Steve?

Why not?

Because we won't let you.

Mate. Big business ambition.

Threatened by the determination of one woman.

You start off thinking, I'm going to create something beautiful.

You quickly realize it's hard enough to find someone with the same vision.

This is the one they're going to be talking about in a hundred years' time.

Now, we can't let them stop us now.

When the stakes are high enough, everyone plays this game for keeps.

I suppose you know what you're doing.

I just tell myself that anything's better than quietly suffocating.

In a city whose ruthless forces deal brutally with those who challenge it.

Where some boundaries

are too dangerous to cross.

We could talk about some of the trouble down there.

Get him out of here.

We've got a lot in common.

I think we can change the world.

This is the same woman that's trying to destroy you and the project and

everything we're working on.

I've never seen it before in my life.

But being caught in bed with a bomb -throwing terrorist does not do good,

Arthur. Philip, I want her out.

Sorry, darling, I got caught up. How was Deanna tonight?

I am not going to give up.

And I'm not afraid.

Every city has its dreamers.

Every city has its victims.

This city had a heat wave.

Insurance fraud, right? They want to burn the hotel down?

Don't worry.

You and me are a great bunch.

I would do what I could to make sure that your hotel remains intact.

Meanwhile, on the other hand, I'd be only too pleased to see it burned to the

ground. Preferably with your partner, Mr. Fane, holding the match.

And, of course, you'd be in a lot better shape financially if the whole place

did burn down.

Why do you say that?

Well, you're insured with our company for $10 million.

But then you must know that, Mr. Anderson.

The evidence of true deception.

Well, that's the truth. The plain and simple truth. It's the only way.

Yeah, well, because nobody ever believed you.

What's your problem? You're an engineer or something like that?

No, I like fun.

Why'd you say that? What do you mean? You're like, what?

You're being silly.

I was being silly.

Our chap lights all his fires on a Sunday.

Now, you and I know that only one Sunday remains between now and the new year,

and that's Christmas Day.

Christmas Day.

Will Linda survive the nightmare that threatens her sanity?

Fans of gothic horror will not be disappointed.

Were you seeing something when you screamed last night?

I saw it happen.

I saw the knife.

I saw it cut her throat.

I see lots of things in my head.

I know someone else there.

A little boy.

A horrible little grinning boy. Who is he?

Sick of all the secrets, Helen. Well, we can't stop now. Why not? Because it's

all our fault.

Jill, remember her.

She was having the same sort of nightmares Cassandra was having before

Who killed Cock Robin?

He has no way of knowing who we are or where we live.

Future promises great things.

For our town.

The light is at the end of the tunnel.

Welcome to Paris.

It happens in hospitals all over the country.

It's the world we live in.

It's the world of the motorcar.

Now, you listen to me.

Now, you get this into your mind.

Nobody leaves Paris.

No one.

We get far more opportunity to do experimental work in the field of

psychiatry than your city expert.

This is where the really exciting work is being done.

No!

I'm all right!

As

you

know, I have two hobbies.

The past, which is manifest in these lovely old country towns like Paris.

And the future which lies without you.

I got this one.

This one's mine.

You. You.

You're a religious bat.

Get him, get him. All right. Come on, come on.

Have you country boys.

Forgotten the old school war crime, have you?

Have you forgotten the meaning of those words?

Woomera. Woomera.

Babaloo. Boomerang. Crocodile. Kookaburra. Wombat. Orangutan.

Wee -ho. Way -ho.

Turramangamon. Kwondong. Billabong.

Gundablooeypine. Platypus. Emu. Wallaby. Roo.

Ivus. Brolgar.

leaves Paris.

No one.

From the man from Hong Kong.

Listen, there's a Chinese cop in town.

He's beginning to annoy me.

Yeah, I think he should meet with a slight accident.

Jimmy Wong Yu is the man from Hong Kong.

The furious arsenal of martial arts.

His fight set.

On matching organized crime.

In my country, Caroline, we have a sport.

We take the giant praying mantis, put him in a wooden cage, and make him fight

for his life with his own kind.

I thought you would enjoy such a sport.

You inject Wilton in a wooden cage.

He's a very dangerous man.

George Latham Lee is Jack Wilton.

Gunrunner, dope peddler, ruthless czar of international ego.

I've never met a Chinese yet that didn't have a yellow streak.

East meets West in a head -on clash with no holds

barred.

joins with Australia's action specialist to produce the death -defying spectacle

that staggers the senses.

The man from Hong Kong knows no rules.

Everyone he runs across is never quite the same again.

I understand the gunman is dead.

How did that happen?

I killed him.

Really?

Well, in that case, you deserve a cigar.

Thank you. I don't smoke.

Tell me, Inspector, do you often take white gold to bed?

Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

This is nice.

What did you expect?

Acupuncture?

So do yourself a favor and answer a few questions.

Yeah,

and I love you, too.

This is Australia, mate, not 55 days at Peking.

Hey, don't give me any shit.

Provoke him at your peril.

I want that lunatic stopped.

Nothing stands in his way.

for long nobody's face when the man from hong kong

In the autumn of 1865, notorious bushranger Daniel Morgan crossed from

Wales into Victoria to do battle with the law for the last time.

What happened has been a secret for over 100

years.

Now the fascinating truth can be told.

Or he'll blow your bloody head off and I'll knock out all your teeth.

I want the cry of my hounds in his ears.

I want his spleen on my desk by sundown.

The truth about Mad Dog Morgan is now an epic movie.

Recreating the turbulent gold fields, the sprawling sheep stations and the

festering prison.

of early Australia.

Help! Help!

You wouldn't be so game if I wasn't tied down like a dog.

Dennis Hopper.

In the finest performance of his career, brilliantly recreates the enigma that

was Morgan.

A giant of a man trapped by the nightmare of his own legend.

The way he looked at me.

Lord, he was dressing me with his eyes.

God, nightmares for the rest of my life.

God, I thought of them kissing me, touching me.

Horrible, disgusting.

I've missed so much of my life, sir.

And I'm not trying to be sentimental either.

Do you know how lucky I am to be Dan Morgan, sir?

Mad Dog Morgan brings you all the passion.

The spectacle, the savage beauty of the tumultuous gold rush era.

visibly portrayed by an outstanding cast.

Ha ha!

Boomerang! What next? A corroboree? You could have been shot.

Shot be damned, I'm the magistrate of...