All language subtitles for 08.04 Tigers Fan.eng

Tanaka dirty?
You don't believe that.

Seems he signed out
four ki's of high grade blow.

Only three of them made it back.

Do you buy this?

We could be having
a major crisis here.

You're stonewalling me,
Page, and I don't like it.

What are you hiding?

Why do I suddenly feel like a trout
that's about to have the hook set?

You guys see
Rockford last night?

Naw.

No, man, It was a good one.

Hudson, how can you waste your
time on some detective show

when public television's
covering the Watergate hearings?

I don't know.

Don you know your
country's future's at stake?

Spare us, Pogue.

The only time you watch
anything on public broadcast

is if Lester's Lanai Lounge
had it on the tube,

and then you watch two-thirds of it
through the bottom of a beer mug.

Players �nbound from
the north, players �nbound.

Rockford was great.

Jim was being driven nuts by this
pain in the butt named Lance White.

This guy's Mr. Perfect, right?

He's finding all the clues,
catching all the suspects.

Sounds like me. Yeah.

At least the pain
in the butt part.

Hey, hey.

You know
what I can't figure out?

Why that man just
didn't burn those tapes?

I'll tell you why. Because he...

Okay, guys, on my mark.

Check.

You ready, partner?
It's showtime.

Go. Police, hold it!

Watch your back!

I've always loved baseball.

I th�nk �t has more of the Amer�can
character than any other sport.

It's compet�t�ve w�thout
be�ng cutthroat.

Bas�cally s�mple,

but capable of
�ncred�ble complex�ty.

Th�s g�ves �t
thr�ll�ng bursts of act�on

and moments of
le�surely tranqu�l�ty.

All �n all, I'm conv�nced
that baseball represents

one of man's noblest endeavors.

Are you nuts?

He would've beaten
that throw by 10 feet!

The situation I gave them was score
tied, runner first, one out.

The runner should hold
at third on a double.

But you said it was the eighth
inning and that is the winning run!

Exactly, but we cannot win if the
runner takes a foolish chance

and gets thrown out at home.

But Biff's your best base runner and
your cutoff man was out of position.

Look, a runner at third
can score on a sacrifice fly,

a ground ball to the
right, a wild pitch.

And he can be stranded on a
double play, a strikeout...

A passed ball. An infield fly.

Okay, okay, break it up
or I'll have to run you in.

Great timing, Lieutenant.

Now here is a man who really
knows something about baseball.

Okay, here's the situation.

I'll tell him! I made it up.

Eighth inning, score tied,
runner at first, one out.

The batter hits a double
in the left center field.

Now, should you try
and score the runner

or should you hold him at third?

Are we at home or away?

Play for a tie at home,
a win on the road.

There, that proves it.
Proves what?

You didn't say whether
we were at home or away.

Thomas, all these guys live around here.
Obviously they're at home.

Hey, honcho, you think
I could've scored?

Probably, but you're rounding third
too wide and you didn't touch second.

Yeah. Your nephew's quite a ballplayer.
Fast, too.

Yeah, he's got
his head on straight.

Someday he's gonna
play in the majors.

Okay, okay. Let's
continue this situation.

Okay, remember, one out,
the home team at bat.

Now you get back to
third where you belong.

You know T.C# s problem?

Football is his game.

Seems pretty
knowledgeable to me.

He knows the book on baseball

but he doesn't have the gut
instincts for it that you and I do.

See, we know the subtleties,

the intangibles,
the heart of the game.

You're right about one thing.

Sometimes the book
doesn't cover the situation.

Still, once you go away from it,

you're on your own,
making all the decisions,

playing it by ear.

It's kind of scary unless you
can get someone to back you up.

I know what
you're gonna do, T.C.

Of course, the only place you
can get that kind of support

is from another gambler.
Somebody like you, maybe?

You're gonna hit it exactly where you
need to, just to prove your point!

I got it.

All right! All right!

Good play. Good play all around.

Way to charge the ball.

Good throw!

Good slide, Biff. Good slide.

Good slide, son.

That's...

Hey, Lieutenant?

I'm sorry, did you want
to ask me something?

Forget it. How about that slide?

I'm telling you, some day he's
gonna play in the majors.

You've got it. All right, all
right, here we go, here we go.

Get your hands off my buns.

I've got to account for every crumb or
Higgins is gonna have me shot at dawn.

Come on, Rick, be creative.

We're hungry,
we're short of funds,

call it
a contribution to charity.

Yeah. Be a little
civic minded like us.

I mean, I donate time
to coach a team,

and Thomas is always willing to
volunteer for a good cause, aren't you?

Abso...

Why do I suddenly feel like a trout
that's about to have the hook set?

Trout? Hey, no trout.

That's tomorrow's
catch of the day.

Don't worry, Rick. Nobody's
going to touch your trout.

Oh, sure, it's all
a big joke to you guys.

I mean, what've you got
to be upset about?

I'm the one that's holding the
fuzzy end of the lollipop here.

You guys can make up all
the s�lly excuses you want

'cause you're �n the clear.
Your job's not on the l�ne.

If th�ngs go wrong, I'm the one who's
hang�ng out there, tw�st�ng �n the w�nd,

all by myself.

And I'm the one who has to face
H�gg�ns and the board of d�rectors

and account for every
�tem that �s m�ss�ng.

So I don't f�nd anyth�ng
funny about any of th�s.

You're forgett�ng
one th�ng, R�ck.

I can now control Higgins
because I know his secret.

The Robin Masters theory.

It is not a theory, T.C.

it is a scientific fact that
every day grows more certain.

Jonathan Quail Higgins
is Robin Masters.

Yeah, but I've seen
'em both together.

Exactly! Don't you see?

Higgins writes these
Robin Masters' novels

and creates this playboy
image for the writer.

So he goes out and hires someone

to play the role.

One question, Thomas.

Why? Why?

Take a look at
Higgins' background.

It would've been fine if he'd turned
out to be a military historian or

a great literary giant but a
writer of cheap pulp novels?

Guns, girls and gore?

Well, sounds pretty good to me.

Yeah, but see, Higgins can't
stand that swinging lifestyle.

It's too much like his father's.

He wouldn't allow himself to
succeed in that way, so...

He invented Robin Masters.

Geez, and I thought all fairy
tales ended the same way.

They lived happily ever after.

Yuck! Do you buy this?

Hey, if T.M. says
it's so, it's so.

After all he's the'expert
in investigation

and that's not all you should see
h'ow much he knows about baseball.

Hey, open the door, pal.

Sure.

Hey, Thomas, how can Higgins
invent another person?

Well, it's not that difficult
if you know what you're doing.

You get hold of a couple
of p�eces of key ID

and then you �ust start to use the
new �dent�ty to l�ve the new l�fe.

Before long, everyone accepts
you as Rob�n Masters

�nstead of John Doe.

I mean, �t's really not that d�ff�cult
�f you've got a v�v�d �mag�nat�on.

Anyone who can �nvent
s�x bestsell�ng novels

could eas�ly �nvent
one bestsell�ng novel�st.

I'm telling you, I saw Higgins
watching from the study window.

Actually,
inventing another person

isn't such a bad idea
when you think about it.

Higgins? Magnum.

Higgins! You were saying?

I don't wanna coach
third base on Saturday.

What are you doing here?
What have you got there?

What are you looking for?
How do you turn this thing on?

What are you hiding?
Button on the left.

I asked you first. My Chinese
puzzle box is missing.

I recall your asking
about borrowing it.

Right. I wanted to
show it to some friends.

Yeah. And to bet them 10 bucks a
pop that they couldn't open it.

What is that?

Yeah, what is that?

A th�ng of
rare beauty and value.

Men have
pat�ently cult�vated �t,

decade after decade,
century after century,

for no other reason than the
pleasure �t g�ves them.

Those not under �ts spell
may th�nk �t fr�volous,

but for those who know �ts charms �t
�s a wanton and demand�ng m�stress.

Well, �t looks
l�ke a bag of mud to me.

And within that mud
is my own creation,

the Lady Ashley Tea.

Tea? You violated my
privacy looking for tea?

Tea roses, Magnum.

The hybrid root clusters
contained in this soil

should merit another first prize at
next year's Queen Emma Garden Festival.

You're really
not going to coach?

I'm busy Saturday.

Hey, Higgie baby, with all
of your clubs and foundations,

you probably don't have much
time for anything else, do you?

Such as?

I don't know.

Say you maybe wanted to paint a
picture or write a novel or two.

Well, your preposterous theory
seems to have found an audience.

It's not preposterous
and you know it.

Oh, really.

It may interest you to know that when
I mentioned your idea to Mr. Masters,

he said... You told him?

Indeed.

What'd he say?

He said he very much wants to
discuss the matter with you

during his next visit in person.

Oh, Rick, I've decided not to have
you arrested for petty theft.

I'll just deduct the cost of these
party materials from your salary

and assess a
moderate punitive fine.

I knew it! I knew it!

I can't believe he told Robin.

So what?

He's just another John
Doe imposter, right?

Oh, I can see you're
enjoying yourself, T.C.,

but we could be having
a major crisis here.

I mean, no matter how carefully
you f�gure th�ngs out,

there's always the chance
you m�ssed someth�ng,

some l�ttle deta�l
that you just overlooked.

Yeah?

Okay, I'm 990/o sure that H�gg�ns
�s really Rob�n Masters,

but there �s that other 10/o that nobody
could really be held accountable for.

Anybody could overlook
some obscure po�nt.

Could m�scalculate
somewhere along the l�ne.

But �t's that 10/o that
could mean d�saster.

Now, this is modern coaching.

Instead of sneaking around
trying to scout the opposition,

I sent Orville to sneak around
and videotape the opposition.

Uh-huh, are you ready now?

I had a little problem
with the focus ring.

That's a great shot,
but where's the game?

It's right there.

The guy just hit a base hit.
He's going to first.

Looks more like something
crawling up the screen,

a gnat in a baseball cap.

Are you telling me that
that's as close as you got?

T.C., forget it.
You don't need it anyway.

All you need for Saturday's game...
Is a third base coach.

Especially one that knows everything
there is to know about baseball.

Okay, okay, I'll do it.

Hello?

Magnum, Lieutenant Page.

Yeah, Page, what's up?

The Lord �s my shepherd,
I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie
down in green pastures.

He leadeth me
beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul.

He leadeth me in the path of
righteousness for His names' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of death,

I will fear no evil.

For thou art with me.

Thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.

Thou annointest
my head with oil.

My cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all the days of my life.

And I will dwell in the
house of the Lord forever.

Thank you. Thank you.

T.C.

Thanks for coming, Coach.

Listen, Biff, you take
all the time you want...

I'd rather play.

I'll be at practice tomorrow.

From the day
Yoshi joined the force,

I thought about
what might happen.

But it was always someone with
a gun in some dark alley.

I never considered
anything like this.

Car wreck?

It's iust a simple car wreck.

If there's anything
you need, Barbara,

any help with your brother's
affairs, just don't hesitate.

I won't.

You take care of your mom, okay?

Let's go.

We had a deal, Page.

I promised not to tell what I know and
you promised to keep me informed.

So what's changed?

It's been five days.

All you've managed to do so
far is lie to Tanaka's family

and plant a phony story
in the newspaper.

I remember telling you
that we had a better shot

if the killer thinks that
he can get away with it.

Oh, come on, Page.

Anybody over 12 knows
that burning a body

can't cover up gunshot wounds
for more than a couple of days.

We'll release the true circumstances
when we feel the time is right.

You buried a fellow officer
today as an accident victim

when he was killed
in the line of duty,

and the reasons you're
giving me don't make sense.

Now you're stonewalling me,
Page, and I don't like it!

And what's more,
I don't understand why!

Lieutenant, Detective Clifton

needs to talk to
you about something.

Andrew Clifton?

What are you two cooking up?

Nothing.

So that's what
this is all about.

Internal Affairs is
investigating Tanaka.

Oh, no.

This is between you two.
I'm out of it.

I had a couple of uniforms who were helping
themselves to some stereo equipment...

Save your breath, Lieutenant.
Just tell me why.

Read my lips. It's another case.

Look, at best, Tanaka was out there
playing cowboy with no backup.

But just maybe...

Tanaka dirty?
You don't believe that.

Okay, if you don't want
to talk to me, fine.

I don't like this any
better than you do, Magnum,

but I got my orders.

So from here on out, just
stay the hell out of it!

Our deal is off.

Over. Cancelled.

What's the matter, Magnum?

Having trouble getting special
favors from the department now?

I missed you at Tanaka's funeral, Clifton.
I guess you were too busy.

I had a strange feeling
about the car accident.

Well, the police have been keeping
it quiet while they investigate,

but I iust felt
that you and Biff

should know that
he died in the line of duty.

Thank you, Thomas.

Yoshi always took pride
in being a good policeman.

How's Biff doing?

Come with me.

He built that for Biff.

He knows his uncle is gone

but he won't let himself
feel the loss yet.

He thinks he is
being a man about it.

He's been buried
himself in baseball.

The big game.
It's all he talks about.

I think he iust
needs a little time.

I suppose we all do.

I keep telling myself I have to
sort through his things, but...

I promised a Detective Clifton I
would look for Yoshi's bank account.

I guess
he's investigating the case.

Yoshi and Rob when they were
promoted to detectives.

Rob?

Rob Slater. Yoshi's
partner for eight years.

More than a partner,

a best friend, a brother almost.

It's ironic they were both
killed in the line of duty.

I thought Yoshi would
never get over it.

Well, when you lose
a friend in their prime,

you don't forget.

Especially when they die
saving your life.

What am I going to do about
the disposing of the crypt?

Crypt?

For some reason,
Yoshi bought one.

I found receipts for payments
among his things.

But his will indicated he wants
to be buried with the family.

I don't understand
why he d�d �t.

Somet�mes you have
to make a leap of fa�th.

Often that leap takes you
over a very steep cl�ff

w�th a very rocky bottom.

However, �n th�s case, my
dec�s�on to leap was made eas�er

by the fact that th�s was the only d�sorderly
element �n Tanaka's well-ordered l�fe.

For some reason, my Aunt Soph�e's
parlor kept flash�ng �n my m�nd.

The one that was neat and clean
and smelled l�ke a p�ne cleaner.

The one she only let you go
�nto on very spec�al occas�ons.

At f�rst I thought she d�dn't want anyone
scuff�ng up the pol�sh on the floor.

But then, I real�zed.

It wasn't Aunt Soph�e's
parlor at all.

It was her shr�ne to Uncle Drew.

Her only l�v�ng l�nk w�th
the man she loved and lost.

K�nd of l�ke what a man m�ght do

for a partner
who d�ed sav�ng h�s l�fe.

Espec�ally �f he wanted
to leave a message beh�nd,

�n case anyth�ng
happened to h�m.

I could never
forget this man's face.

His name is Grady Walker and he
is the one who shot Rob Slater.

So, he's in prison?

No. That's one of the things
that tore Yoshi apart.

Grady Walker
never came to trial.

He supposedly had complete mental
breakdown and was sent to an asylum.

What �s �t w�th you guys?

You descend on a place
like the locusts.

I'm not sure I follow you.

You said that you were from the State
Attorney General's office, right?

Yes, the Criminal
Compliance Division.

We keep tabs on
the criminally insane.

Well Bres'low was just here.

Robert Breslow, the
Assistant Attorney General,

your boss.

Yeah.

He didn't even know that he was
inspecting the facility today.

Well, if we knew
what was going on,

we wouldn't be the
government, would we?

Who are you checking on?

What?

Who are you checking on?

Walker. Grady Walker.

He's here, all right.

Walker, Grady H. 58. Caucasian.

Transferred here from Hilo
State Hospital, June, '78,

Will there be anything else?

No, I think
that's all I need here.

We can go whenever you're ready.

You have to see him, too?

Afraid so.

Can't we skip it? I really don't
have time to play tour guide.

I understand and I
know how busy you are

but if I could just see him now,

you wouldn't have to
drop everything later

when I come back
with a court order.

There he is.

Grady Walker.

Thank you very much, Doctor.

So, you're a friend
of Andrew Clifton's?

Isn't often
Internal Affairs calls us

and tells us to give
free access to a civilian.

Well, I'm happy to be
one of the favored few.

Well, to tell you the truth,

I thought it was a scam until
Lieutenant Page verified it.

Page? Yeah, nice guy,
but a bad dresser.

He said you're a writer?
Television?

Oh, I used to be but
I found it too demeaning.

I just do features now.

Movies.

No kidding.

Yeah, I'm interested in
a case dating back to 1973.

It was a drug bust
that turned into a shooting

and a policeman was killed.

1973, huh?

Yeah.

Well, if we have it,
it's probably over here.

Here we go.

Boy,

this is so embarrassing,
especially for a writer.

I was gonna take some notes, but I
don't have anything to write with.

Oh, well, that's no problem. I'll
get you a pad and pen from my desk.

Higgins!

Magnum,

you really are a man
born out of your time.

You would've made such
an effective town crier.

Did you put a new
lock on the darkroom?

No, a locksmith did.

Mr. Masters recently forwarded
a new Zeitlin 9000 camera

with crystal locked
strobe capabilities.

I didn't want it to escape before
he had a chance to try it out.

Well, how did you like it?

Okay, call it even. Look, I
need to get in the darkroom.

For?

I need to enlarge this picture,
see if it's been altered.

May I?

I did a brief stint with
Ml5 at the end of the war.

TDY, of course.

There were
a remarkable number of

phony documents floating around.

Passports, visas,
birth certificates.

I recall our apprehending a German
general who was trying to leave Europe

disguised as an
Albanian countess.

He got caught because he was too
attractive to be an Albanian Countess.

Yes, it's a very nice job.

What we used to call
"Fine line lamination'."

You mean it's a phony?

Quite. The old picture
has been shaved

and the new one
laminated over it.

I knew it. The real Grady Walker's
out on the streets somewhere.

How nice for him.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some
very delicate surgery to perform

on my Silver Tanaka.

Oh, that's very
nice of you, Higgins.

I've decided the Lady Ashley
Tea can wait one more year.

Well, thanks, for your help.

You may express your gratitude by not
slamming the door on your way out.

Not you again.

You better have your
lab guys check that.

Where'd you get this?

The picture's been altered
by fine line lamination.

And how do we know?

He's much too attractive
to be an Albanian countess.

What? Oh, forget it.

You know, this is
classified information.

You weren't supposed to take it.

Keep it down, remember,
you're my accomplice.

That picture is bogus.

Looks like a plain
old mug shot to me.

I'm telling you,
it's not Grady Walker.

Come on, you gonna
sing that song again?

Read my lips.

Sometime when the real Grady was
transferred from one hospital to another,

he got someone else to take his place
in the flesh and in the record.

And we can prove that?

Just give it to your lab guys,
they'll tell you.

Oh, swell.

I need to talk to you, Page.

Excuse us, Magnum.

That's all right, let him stay.

This happens to concern
his main man, Tanaka.

Seems he signed out
four ki's of high grade blow.

Only three of them made it back.

Page has the other one.

You don't remember, do you?

Well it wa! S pretty crazy
around here that night.

I just happened to be here when
Tanaka fielded that emergency call.

He brought the stuff to you.

And I must've put it...

Left it...

You locked it in your desk.
Yeah. That's right.

You locked it in your desk.
That was the night the...

The two hookers
got in the cat fight...

Yeah, and over the john... No, no, over
the pimp and they wrecked the joint.

Yeah, tore it apart.

Now, wait a minute.

You're trying to tell me you kept
a kilo of drugs in your desk

for two weeks without noticing?

Forget it, Page,
I'm not buying that.

Well, the property
numbers check.

So you can buy it, rent it, or shove
it in your fat investigation folder.

And one other thing.

The guy gave 26 years
to this department

and you ain't spitting
on his grave while I'm here.

Cat fight, huh?

I'd better be going.

I'll let you know what
they say over at the lab.

Oh, and one more thing, dude.

Stay the hell out of my desk.

Way to go.

Good catch, good hustle.
All right, look alive.

Let's get it together,
babe, come on.

I got it! How do they look?

Like a well coached team,
what else?

Here, Danny, hit a few.

Sure, Coach.

Look, I'm sorry I haven't
been more help lately.

I've been kind of busy.

Yeah, I understand.
Kids really miss you, though.

The interference,

the bizarre strategy,

the arguments.

Well, I'm sure they're
enjoying your managing style.

Dull baseball made boring.

How's Biff doing?

Trying too hard.

Making every play as though
his life depended on it.

And I guess
in a way it really does.

J Well

I was just passing by. I've
got some things I got to do.

What about Saturday?

Oh, I'll be there.

Tell your outfielders to step into the
catch when they got to make a long throw.

It gets the momentum going.

Oh, hey, Thomas.

If there's anything that I can do
to help you catch Tanaka's killer,

anything at all.

I can read you like a book.

Keep watching the sky.
I may send up a flare.

Boats are no d�fferent
from a house or a car.

I got to have a warrant.

But that could take all night.

True, but I can't help it.

Look, a certain working
girl of my acquaintance

said there was a lot of talk
tonight about one big score

and then a permanent
relocation to the mainland.

I'll try, but hey, I don't
want you near that boat.

I'm iust gonna keep an eye out.

Uh-oh.

What's the matter?

I think they're shipping out.

Wa�t a m�nute. I can't.

They may not be coming back.

Magnum...

A w�se ph�losopher once sa�d,
"Look before you leap."

However, an equally w�se ph�losopher
once sa�d, "He who hes�tates �s lost."

if I looked before I leaped
and Grady came back to shore,

everyth�ng would work out f�ne.

But �f I hes�tated and he
sa�led off �nto the sunr�se...

Max.

Have a pleasant voyage. Next
time you're in these waters...

I won't be.

I'm dropping Hawaii
from my route.

Hi, guys.

Now, hold real still.
I'm not used to this thing.

What are you, a cop?

No, Grady, I'm a friend of one.

Walker!

I told you,
I was a friend of a cop.

Nice night for a walk.

What happened to,
"I gotta have a warrant"?

What do you mean?

Well, somebody had
to call in the troops.

Oh, you mean the anonymous tip.

Well anon! Ymous tip doesn't
work in court very well.

But we don't have to worry
about that now, do we?

Only if they bring it
up at Hightower's trial.

Who?

Dr. Hightower,
out at the hospital.

Grady couldn't have
done it without him.

I can show you where he lives.

I got to have a warrant.

All right, all you
have to do is hustle

and play your best and
you can beat these guys.

Sorry.

About time.

What'd I miss?

Just the coach's pep talk.

Oh, rats! Did anybody tape it?

Have you seen Biff?
He hasn't shown yet.

Thomas!

Well, the dam finally burst.

I think knowing the whole truth and
having it all settled helped a lot.

Hey, here comes Biff!

All right!

Sorry we're late.

We stopped by the cemetery.

Biff had to change in the car.

Biff, they'll be plenty other games
if you don't feel like playing.

Absolutely. And the
guys would understand.

Thanks, Coach.

But Mom and I talked it over.

Uncle Yoshi
would want me to play.

Come on, let's go join the team.

Will be right there, Coach.

Mr. Magnum, we iust wanted
to thank you for what you did.

We'd like you to have this.

It belonged to Uncle Yoshi.

Thanks, Biff.

He always knew class
when he saw it.

You sure about today?

No, but I wanna try.

All right.

All right, okay.

Nice shot, Biff, nice hit.

Nice shot. Okay, now,
take it easy.

Only one out.
You're the tie breaker.

Ninth inning.
Get a good lead, Biff.

Biff, be careful.

Be aggressive, Biff!

Wait for your pitch, Danny
babe, wait for your pitch.

Be aggressive, Biff!

Be careful, Biff.

Come on, Biff!

Okay, hold him at third, Magnum.

Go! Go!

I'm ordering you,
hold him at third!

Someday, he'll
be play�ng �n the majors.