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Goddamn, I hate this shit.

Hate what?

Our parents fucking making them, you know, squirt through all their stupid

dust with my substance here. Like, what?

Oh, God.

I could be looking at hot girls on Team Steve and, like...

Why do they have a thermometer in their office?

I don't think that's true.

I think it's in his face.

Okay,

whatever it is, Beth.

In a chart, like... That's kind of scary.

It'll pick something better to hang up on the wall.

That's kind of dumb, apparently.

Yeah.

Yeah, my stepdad... And they have plants.

Why do they have a fake book in their office?

They're fucking weirdos.

I hate this shit.

Okay, well, you know, Oliver and Hayley are coming over today, so... Are they

gonna help?

I hope so. So, I mean...

If they get here, maybe we can get out of here sooner and do something.

I don't know.

Oh, but, yeah, we should hurry up and get this thing done.

And, you know, maybe we'll be a little less annoying with time.

Maybe, maybe, maybe.

Okay. Whatever.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

I don't know. They said maybe, like, a few minutes.

Something like that.

I know what that means.

Can't fucking forever.

Yeah, like 900 years later.

Cut it.

Oh,

can you? Can you balance that? Oh, maybe.

Oh, oh, oh, in the house.

I'm going to do that on an ounce show.

Oh, my God. Balance the plant on my head. Oh, you're going to get

Yeah, they're going to fucking love that.

Hell yeah.

So what?

So isn't that a thermometer?

No. Are they some, like, cool headphones?

Yeah. Where's the music?

I think you put the phone over to this.

Wait, do that again.

Do it again.

Hell yeah.

A few minutes?

Yeah.

Okay. Oh.

Come in.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah, what's up? What's going on?

Not much. What are y 'all doing in here?

I don't know why. Uh.

About that. You know what a fucking step to have Robert?

Yeah.

He's so fucking naive. Making us clean his fucking office. Are you kidding me?

Why?

He said we have to do it before we go out.

Ugh. Yeah, my mom's being an annoying bitch about it again.

Really? Yeah. Of course she is.

Well, where are they at right now?

I don't know. Where?

I don't know.

You know, they didn't disappear for a week. And they make you disappear all

time.

They don't want to be parents anymore.

We're kind of like, fuck the two -whatevers.

Yeah,

but we can go.

What do they need that for?

You knew what it was the entire time?

Yeah.

It was fun though.

Yeah.

Yeah, Robert's a fucking weirdo.

He is? Yeah.

I think you use it to... What are you doing?

I don't think you're doing it right. Okay,

so we can probably do this part. Yeah? What's that? We can go like the book.

Or something.

This one.

Why is there a hole in somebody?

It looks weird.

It's a vagina.

No, don't say that.

Wait, what?

You haven't seen that before?

No.

It's a vagina.

Gross. No, I just don't want you to hear my best interesting thing. Don't like

that.

Well, that's what it is.

And now you've finally seen one.

Have you ever seen one?

It looks weird.

It does not look weird. Look at it.

It has like three holes in it.

It does not have three holes in it.

What? One, two, three. That's three.

That's not a hole.

What is that? A button?

Pretty much.

Okay.

That's the clip.

The click?

The click.

No.

It's the click.

It's the click.

This part kind of makes sense.

Like the... No.

Not exactly.

Okay.

Okay. You guys really don't know what that does?

We called it click.

Yeah. It's not a click.

It's a click.

Oh, it's a T.

Oh.

Okay, so what is that?

It feels really good when you touch it. At least that's what I've realized about

mine.

Have you?

Yeah. Okay, look.

I don't want to hear it.

Look, there's this other one with like a paper towel in it.

Really? Yeah.

Why is there a paper towel?

I don't know.

Weird.

I'm looking.

Trying to get to the page.

Oh, why?

It was sticky.

What is that?

What the fuck is that? That looks scary.

I have no idea.

What am I looking at? I think that's the penis.

Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Yeah. That doesn't look like mine.

What? Why does it look like mine? What?

A penis?

Is that a type of word?

No, it's what I have.

Like, different from ours?

That's what I pee out of.

I don't think it's... No, I'm going to pee one.

Yeah, that's the penis.

Oh my gosh, they're really big. But they don't all, mine don't look like that. I

don't know why it looks like that. That's a weird looking penis.

Is yours as small as that too?

No.

No, it's definitely bigger than that. And I don't know what all that.

It's like this big.

It's like this big.

No, I'm sure.

They're all this big.

Is yours this big?

Don't ask me that.

sister. It's probably that thing, huh? You're my sister. Don't ask me that.

Wow.

And I have hair. I don't have hair on mine.

Yours doesn't have hair?

No.

I don't believe you guys.

Well, I've never seen one before.

I don't either.

Well, I...

You really haven't seen one before?

Yeah.

I mean, you guys have never seen a vagina before. You've never seen a penis

before. Okay, well, I'm too focused on school and growing plants.

Responsibility. I want to see one.

Like, for real.

Okay, then look one up on the internet.

No, like, I want to see one in person.

Okay,

then just, like... So show me yours.

No. Oh, no. That's weird.

That's not weird.

That's not weird. My sister's in the room. Okay, but, like, I'm not your

Okay, but, like. It's for silence.

Come on. I feel like he can tell me this.

Yeah.

It's not weird. No, that's kind of weird. Two guys in the same room.

We're out.

Come on. Let's see it.

I can't do that to my buddy.

He can look away.

I'll look at his, and I'll make it yours. Yeah, so look at his, and I'll

yours.

Okay,

well, if we show you ours, will you show us yours?

Okay, that's a little weird. That's my sister's vagina.

You guys have never seen one in person?

No.

Okay, fine.

But... I'll look at yours, and you can look at mine, but I'm not looking at

yours. That would be weird. I'm my brother.

I'm not facing you.

No.

Okay,

turn around then. You're facing me right now.

Yeah.

You... Yeah, back to back.

Alright, I'm ready.

Hold on.

Come on, just show me. I want to see it.

One, two,

three. Oh my god.

Wow, why does it look like that?

I don't know. Like a mushroom or something.

It looks like a mushroom. Is it going to bite me?

No. What is...

Well, it's a lot bigger than in the picture.

Yeah, a lot.

I told you.

Is his bigger than the picture, Coco?

Yeah, it's a lot bigger.

You see, I don't have hair.

Oh, my God, you were right.

Wow, why does he have hair in the picture?

It's super, like, squishy and soft.

But why does it feel like that? I don't know.

That's just my anatomy, I guess.

Oh my god.

That's crazy.

And what is this?

I'm trying to look inside.

No, what is that? I don't know.

I think they hold my pee.

Yeah, they definitely do.

What? Oh my god.

But it looks like you really have to pee.

I don't have to. Oh my god.

And it's as big as, it's like the size of my hand.

Yeah. Wow.

And it's kind of fun to play with. It's kind of like growing.

I mean, you're kind of like pulling on it. What's going to happen?

Really? What does it mean when it grows?

I don't know. I kind of want to play with it. It just means my penis is like

part rock. It gets harder.

Coco, you should smell it.

The smell, I dare you.

Okay.

What does it smell like?

It smells like soap.

What? Yeah.

Wait, Michelle.

Where is that? That's a soap thing that your parents have.

Oh, right here.

Wait, can I see it? I want to try something.

Yeah.

What are you gonna do to it?

I just want to see something.

Okay.

What are you doing with that?

I don't hear anything.

Well, it doesn't talk.

Hmm. I don't think this thing works.

So, okay, I showed you now. Can I see yours?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This has been going on for a long time. Should we?

I mean... I mean, we did... We did promise we would show on ours.

That's true.

Come on, it was just a joke.

No, it was just a prank. We're not actually going to show you.

But you... You would show us.

Well,

what are you going to do?

I mean, it's not weird. Yeah, we're fine.

Yeah, we're here.

No problem.

Again. I mean, we did... We did... We did... We did it too.

Fine.

Fine. Yeah, don't be pussy.

But... But... Oliver, you're my brother. You can't... I won't.

I won't. It's weird enough.

I won't. Yeah, you better not fucking look at mine.

I'm not. You're my future.

Yeah, don't make it weird.

Yeah.

I'm looking at her.

Can't look, Oliver.

I'm not, I'm not. Stop looking at me like you're a weirdo.

You can't be like that.

I didn't know what it looked like.

I'm sorry.

Okay, fine.

Don't make it weird.

It's for science.

Yeah, for health.

Wow. Whoa.

Well, doesn't it look like the picture?

That's the vagina?

Don't make it weird.

I'm not. I'm trying to get a better look.

I need to open it up. What?

Yeah, it's open on the picture.

Yeah. It's the only way to, like, see everything.

Oh, I don't know.

Okay. Ah!

Whoa. That feels so weird.

It looks so juicy.

What?

What?

It's, like, kind of wet.

You know what's not weirdo? Yeah, it is. I see it.

Okay, well.

Get a better look.

Where do we start?

The bottom, I guess?

The bottom. Okay.

Okay.

Let's see the labia then.

The labia. It's just fine.

Okay.

I think you keep going.

I think that.

Oh, the clit?

Yeah.

What did that do?

It feels good when you touch it.

Why are you looking at it like that?

Because I'm trying to get a better look from the picture. It's not, yeah.

Do you see where it is?

Right here.

I was just trying to figure it out.

That's your brother.

You're weird.

No, I'm not. No, it's not weird at all. It's fine.

I can't be weird.

So it's right there.

Yeah, look at the little gather part.

I've never done this before. Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

You're touching it like that?

I feel like I'm going to die.

Hey, Oliver, what's this thing right here? Hey! Are you looking at my

vagina?

Don't be weird!

It's so gross!

You're my brother!

You're right. I was just asking for help.

You need a lot more help than you can give.

It's, like, juicy.

Yeah?

Is that... Pervert.

Haven't you had a good enough look yet? The orifice of vagina.

That's what that is.

Hmm.

What? What are you doing?

I'm just getting a look. I'm just expecting it.

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, my God. Did you lick it? Did you just lick my sister's pussy, bro?

She smelled mine.

Don't lie.

You could have smelled it, not licked it.

Close, though. Come on. That's my sister.

Dude, you've got to try it.

It's pretty good.

You should let him do it. It actually feels really good.

Can I try?

Okay, fine.

Just once, though.

One time?

Just this once. Get it over with.

Okay.

But how was that?

It did feel kind of good.

Kind of?

Mm -hmm.

You're right.

Okay, so you just wanted me to lick it once?

I mean, you can keep going.

Yeah, but maybe just this one time you can lick it. You can lick it some more.

Okay.

I'm not really good at math, so I don't really know what more is, but I'll try.

Pretty good. You gotta try.

God. Am I doing it right?

I think so.

Okay. Yeah. Like, maybe a little bit faster.

Okay.

Oh, wow. It does feel good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, my God.

Is there anything I should do differently?

No, I love it. It feels good.

Is that right?

Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

It's so crazy. Should I, like, lie down or anything?

Do what you're doing. It feels good. It's feeling good.

Okay.

You know, Coco, this tastes better than our family's Thanksgiving last year.

Really? Oh, my God. You're making it weird.

No, I'm just saying it tastes really good.

Okay. And you know Robert can cook.

That's a really good compliment.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe your brother's looking at his pussy.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Your brothers are doing the good.

I can't believe our brothers were doing this.

I know.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god, I can't believe we're doing this.

I like it.

if you did it to us.

What? We're not doing that. Yeah, I mean... Why?

It's kind of like, you know, I've had your back, you've had ours. Yeah,

But... But I've never done that before.

I guess maybe it'll feel really good for us. I don't know.

You're not like that. Good for you guys.

I'm like... I'm like 10.

Okay.

Yeah?

I mean, if it's only fair.

You know what? Put these shoes on.

I mean, we're inside.

Probably put our shoes on anyway.

If I can, I'm going to take off my shoes.

Okay.

Oh, my God. It is a lot harder than earlier.

How did that happen?

Am I doing this right?

Yeah. Wow.

It's a lot harder.

And bigger.

Are you ready?

Okay. On a count of three.

One.

Like, nothing.

Nothing?

Like, skin.

Oh, okay.

What does his taste like, Coco?

It tastes like skin.

It's crazy.

Is it supposed to taste different?

Maybe try and taste the whole thing.

Like, put it all on my mouth? Yeah, something like that.

Should I try that too?

Yeah. I don't know.

That's not my mouth.

Wow.

I don't know how I can put that much down my throat.

I know, it actually fits in my mouth.

That's crazy.

Yeah, that's pretty good.

You're a good learner, Haley.

What's my sister's mouth feel like? It's so soft.

Really? You're making it so weird.

I'm kind of curious. No, don't look.

It's my sister's mouth.

Yeah,

it feels pretty good.

Wow, I can't believe I can actually do this.

It feels good?

Yeah.

Yeah, and just like, you know, stroke it while you do it. Uh -huh.

Like this?

Yeah. You've got the hang of it.

Coco, you've never done this before.

I've never done this. This is my first time.

It feels good in my mouth.

You're kind of an athlete.

Haley, look at this.

Oh, you're touching my dick.

It looked cool.

I wonder if I could do that.

What the fuck?

What? Why are you touching my dick? You're my sister. I wasn't. I was

her cheek.

And that was my dick inside your friend's cheek.

Am I doing it right? Does it feel good?

Yeah.

You can go down on it farther, though, with your mouth.

Like this?

Yeah.

Wow. It would have been.

It would have been if it was in my mouth.

This is so cool.

I want

to

compare them.

Why are you looking at my dick?

It's for science.

No, don't look at my dick.

And I'm not getting that close. You guys aren't brothers. You're just our

brothers. Yeah, I know. Come on.

No, that's so weird.

Come here.

Come on. And you're still looking at mine.

It's for science. We talked about this.

Come on. We want to see what your dicks look like next to each other.

That's right. She's not yours.

No, not getting any closer.

What happens if they touch?

Oh, my God.

I

wonder

if, like, we should, like, you know, go further with this. Like, all the

way. And, like,

Yeah. But you can't try anything.

No funny business. You're my brother.

Okay.

So, I guess we'll do this.

But don't tell mom or dad, guys. You better not tell anything. Yeah.

To dad either, or mama.

I would.

You think I'd tell Robert? I don't even like talking to him.

Well, here we go.

Catch up?

You better be efficient.

Take my help off, too.

How do you want to do this? How do we do this? I don't know.

Have you guys... Have you guys done this before?

Um... I'm trying to think of a video I've watched before.

Um... Alright.

Well... You're good.

Do it.

Do 69 first.

Yeah.

Um... A position.

Yeah, you can get on your back.

Like this?

Yeah.

Okay.

And then you get over top of her with your abs facing me.

Okay.

Wow, I can't believe I'm doing that.

Okay.

Like this?

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Okay.

Wow.

And then I think I put it in the hole.

Oh my god, but that's my brother!

Yeah, it's okay. Just, like, don't think about it.

I know my brother is way worse than my face.

I'm sorry, sis. I can't believe I have a dick right here. Oh my gosh.

I don't know any other position.

So I guess, like, right here.

Oh, good.

Haley just feels really good. I had to pull out

You're doing the same thing. I'm not.

I almost came. I'm not the one flicking it off.

What the fuck?

What?

your vagina oh my god it's my first time i didn't know any better

fucking weird.

No.

Okay, then let's try a different position. That's exactly what I was

say. Okay. So now what?

Maybe you guys can get on the deck.

Okay.

Okay.

That feels good.

He got so good.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'm down with shirts. Yeah. Yeah.

How did I look at you?

Oh yeah!

Yes, yes, yes.

Don't touch my dick! I'm not trying to touch your dick! Put your dick back in

me!

Sis, stop looking at it. I'm looking at her. I'm looking at you.

Don't touch my dick!

Your brother is such a nice dick.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I fucking got your brother. Fuck, he's so fucking good.

Oh, my God. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Why did my brother fuck you?

Wait, what did you just say?

Someone just fucked me!

Wow.

oh my god i can't believe i see my brother's dick so close like that yeah

Yes, yes, yes.

Why? Yeah.

Are you still licking her clit? Yeah, now I'm licking her clit. But you're

licking your brother's dick too. No, I'm not.

No.

I don't want to do that.

It's her brother.

I think we're kind of bad at this.

No, there is no brother.

Yeah.

Wow.

You know what would be kind of cool?

If you fucked your brother and I fucked mine.

My what?

I mean, come on. Look, they're different shapes and sizes.

Look at his. Are you crazy?

I didn't look at my brother's. Yeah, but I thought that was my brother.

Yeah,

you're my brother.

Do you want to see if they feel different?

Not really!

That's really fucked up.

What if, since this is your brother, it's more compatible for your pussy?

And what if, since that's my brother, it's more compatible for my pussy?

No!

I guess

you're

doing this.

Crazy, Coco.

Whatever you do, don't look back. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I can't believe I'm inside my sister right now.

Coco, you're riding your brother's dick right now.

I can't believe I'm hugging my sister right now.

I'm so fucking tired.

You guys came. It's a good thing that we come, too.

Yeah. Yeah. My guy, right?

I just... Yeah.

Yeah, I want to come.

Okay. You need to come on our faces. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That might be a little too much.

Oh, give it to me.

Give it to me, please, please, please.

Oh, my God, I'm so bad.

Oh,

I want to take a picture with you.

Here, come on.

Yes.

Come on, my face. Come on, my face.

My brother came.