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There he is.

The lucky guy.

I can't believe my big stepbrother is getting married.

Well, believe it.

Are you getting cold feet or anything?

No, I'm not getting cold feet. What are you talking about?

I'm in love, okay? I'm ready to get married.

So you're not worried you're, like, gonna get bored or anything?

No, I'm not gonna... What are you talking about?

We're in love with each other. I'm like, we're gonna get married. We're gonna be

happy forever.

But, like, it's not kind of scary to you to, like, have the same, like, pussy

forever and ever?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You little perv.

I'm just being... realistic i don't know i'm not no it's fine

i mean she's cute

she's awesome you haven't met her yet she's i mean she'll she's coming in like

tomorrow so i guess you're still single of course

i'm too young for all that stuff you're like an old guy now

Yeah, I guess so.

I see you got some more tattoos.

Mm -hmm. That's the last time I saw you.

Yeah.

I don't have anyone telling me what to do.

So, are you going to do anything fun?

Yeah, we're getting married all week. That's the fun thing. Besides that.

Yeah, I mean, that's...

I don't know. I'm just hanging out, you know, at home.

That sounds really fun.

Super fun.

Are you going to have, like, a bachelor party?

Anything?

No, we're not doing that.

Why?

Because Sandra doesn't want to... We talked about it. We decided we're not

to do that stuff.

But, like, one last hurrah before, you know, you get locked up.

I'm not getting locked up. I'm just getting married.

No, I don't need to do that.

Like, get drunk and, like, a bunch of people and, like, strippers and

stuff or whatever.

It's weird. I don't need to do that.

Before you get stuck with the old ball and chain, you need one last hurrah.

No, I don't care about that.

I mean, like... Not at all?

I mean, like, I mean, I guess it would be kind of cool, but, like, she doesn't

want to... She doesn't want to do... Tell her.

Easy. No, she'll get mad at me.

You know, it's not like it's a big deal, you know what I mean?

And she can't get mad at you if she doesn't know.

I mean, you're a bad equal.

No, I'm just fun.

You used to have fun.

Yeah, I know.

Just because I don't do, like, partying and do crazy shit anymore, like, doesn't

mean that I still don't like to have fun.

All those parties were a lot of fun, though.

Yeah, but, like, you gotta, like, grow up eventually and be responsible.

Get married.

I mean, if you weren't my brother, like, I would give you a lap dance for your

bachelor party, but.

What?

I mean, yeah.

Don't tell mom.

Because it's something I do.

What are you talking about?

I'm a stripper.

You're not a stripper? Yes, I am.

You're a fucking liar.

No, you're not.

I promise you I am.

My little sister's not a stripper.

What? Why would I lie about that?

You're full of shit.

I mean, do you want me to prove it to you?

You can't prove it.

You're just fucking with me.

You're not a stripper. There's no way.

I guess I could show you a little bit.

Maybe you'll believe me then.

like the little cheesy strippery stuff you have to do with the glove

You believe me?

You're, like, not lying.

You're really stripping.

Yeah.

That's... That's crazy.

Why are you... Why are you talking?

I think I should get me the laptop.

Definitely.

Fucked up.

I mean, nobody has to know, right?

I think I'm glad that I, like, touched it.

Like, a little bit.

yeah i've been doing it for a couple months i'm like really good at it

Are you embarrassed that your little sister is giving you a boner?

Yes, okay, shut up. Like, yeah, that's probably, like, we're, like, joking

around or whatever, but, like, that's probably, like, enough, you know?

I can give you the VIP treatment.

What is that?

No, no.

No, no, we can't.

We can't do that.

I'm not going to tell anyone.

crazy you're not like the same pussy forever it's not cheating you're not

married yet okay you swear like nobody's gonna find out

about this

This is crazy.

But it's fun, right?

Yeah, it's fun.

It's your fault, though.

I mean, is that a bad thing?

No.

Sandra doesn't like that.

She doesn't blow me anything like this.

I like way better.

See,

that's why you should have fun.

Some sort of bachelor party.

Is my pussy tighter than Sandra's?

Yeah.

It feels good, right?

um um

Bye.

Your little sister's pussy.

You shouldn't have to come on my pussy.

Yeah, that would be better.

I don't want to taste your cum.

Do you want me to come on your mouth?

Come on my little sister's mouth.

Fuck.

It tastes really good.

That was some bachelor's party.

Yeah, I had to make sure you had some fun before you get married.

Yeah.

I might have to think about this whole thing a little bit more.