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There he is.
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The lucky guy.
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I can't believe my big stepbrother is
getting married.
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Well, believe it.
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Are you getting cold feet or anything?
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No, I'm not getting cold feet. What are
you talking about?
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I'm in love, okay? I'm ready to get
married.
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So you're not worried you're, like,
gonna get bored or anything?
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No, I'm not gonna... What are you
talking about?
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We're in love with each other. I'm like,
we're gonna get married. We're gonna be
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happy forever.
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But, like, it's not kind of scary to you
to, like, have the same, like, pussy
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forever and ever?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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You little perv.
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I'm just being... realistic i don't know
i'm not no it's fine
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i mean she's cute
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she's awesome you haven't met her yet
she's i mean she'll she's coming in like
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tomorrow so i guess you're still single
of course
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i'm too young for all that stuff you're
like an old guy now
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I see you got some more tattoos.
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Mm -hmm. That's the last time I saw you.
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Yeah.
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I don't have anyone telling me what to
do.
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So, are you going to do anything fun?
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Yeah, we're getting married all week.
That's the fun thing. Besides that.
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Yeah, I mean, that's...
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I don't know. I'm just hanging out, you
know, at home.
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That sounds really fun.
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Super fun.
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Are you going to have, like, a bachelor
party?
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Anything?
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No, we're not doing that.
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Why?
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Because Sandra doesn't want to... We
talked about it. We decided we're not
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to do that stuff.
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But, like, one last hurrah before, you
know, you get locked up.
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I'm not getting locked up. I'm just
getting married.
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No, I don't need to do that.
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Like, get drunk and, like, a bunch of
people and, like, strippers and
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stuff or whatever.
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It's weird. I don't need to do that.
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Before you get stuck with the old ball
and chain, you need one last hurrah.
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No, I don't care about that.
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I mean, like... Not at all?
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I mean, like, I mean, I guess it would
be kind of cool, but, like, she doesn't
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want to... She doesn't want to do...
Tell her.
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Easy. No, she'll get mad at me.
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You know, it's not like it's a big deal,
you know what I mean?
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And she can't get mad at you if she
doesn't know.
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I mean, you're a bad equal.
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No, I'm just fun.
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You used to have fun.
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Yeah, I know.
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Just because I don't do, like, partying
and do crazy shit anymore, like, doesn't
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mean that I still don't like to have
fun.
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All those parties were a lot of fun,
though.
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Yeah, but, like, you gotta, like, grow
up eventually and be responsible.
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Get married.
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I mean, if you weren't my brother, like,
I would give you a lap dance for your
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bachelor party, but.
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What?
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I mean, yeah.
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Don't tell mom.
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Because it's something I do.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm a stripper.
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You're not a stripper? Yes, I am.
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You're a fucking liar.
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No, you're not.
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I promise you I am.
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My little sister's not a stripper.
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What? Why would I lie about that?
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You're full of shit.
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I mean, do you want me to prove it to
you?
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You can't prove it.
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You're just fucking with me.
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You're not a stripper. There's no way.
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I guess I could show you a little bit.
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Maybe you'll believe me then.
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like the little cheesy strippery stuff
you have to do with the glove
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You believe me?
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You're, like, not lying.
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You're really stripping.
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Yeah.
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That's... That's crazy.
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Why are you... Why are you talking?
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I think I should get me the laptop.
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Definitely.
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Fucked up.
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I mean, nobody has to know, right?
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I think I'm glad that I, like, touched
it.
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Like, a little bit.
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yeah i've been doing it for a couple
months i'm like really good at it
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Are you embarrassed that your little
sister is giving you a boner?
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Yes, okay, shut up. Like, yeah, that's
probably, like, we're, like, joking
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around or whatever, but, like, that's
probably, like, enough, you know?
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I can give you the VIP treatment.
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What is that?
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No, no.
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No, no, we can't.
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We can't do that.
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I'm not going to tell anyone.
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crazy you're not like the same pussy
forever it's not cheating you're not
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married yet okay you swear like nobody's
gonna find out
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about this
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This is crazy.
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But it's fun, right?
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Yeah, it's fun.
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It's your fault, though.
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I mean, is that a bad thing?
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No.
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Sandra doesn't like that.
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She doesn't blow me anything like this.
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I like way better.
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See,
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that's why you should have fun.
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Some sort of bachelor party.
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Is my pussy tighter than Sandra's?
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Yeah.
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It feels good, right?
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um um
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Bye.
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Your little sister's pussy.
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You shouldn't have to come on my pussy.
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Yeah, that would be better.
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I don't want to taste your cum.
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Do you want me to come on your mouth?
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Come on my little sister's mouth.
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Fuck.
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It tastes really good.
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That was some bachelor's party.
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Yeah, I had to make sure you had some
fun before you get married.
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Yeah.
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I might have to think about this whole
thing a little bit more.
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