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All right, move it. You're in my spot.

What do you mean, you're in my spot? I don't see a sign feeding or names in

motherfucker.

What do you call me?

Huh?

Huh?

Fuck it, I'm deaf anyways.

All right, move it. I'm not moving unless we duel.

You want to fucking duel me, huh?

Yep.

Oh my gosh.

What is going on here?

You guys know each other from the war. What's going on? Don't fight like that.

This man hasn't been my friend since the war. Ever since he tried to kill my

girl. Your girl? No, she was my girl, you rat -faced bastard. You guys, stop

Grandpa, don't you recognize me?

You're Seth's granddaughter.

Oh, sweetheart. Of course I do. What's the matter with you? Who are you?

You don't recognize these beautiful girls?

No. Oh, you kind of look familiar.

My eyes are up here. I'm just trying, sweetheart.

I haven't seen you in a long time. Oh, that's great.

You have your mother's...

Height! Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

She's actually four inches shorter than me. Yes. Very good.

You look wonderful. I am doing well.

Well, you guys need to make it up now, okay? No more fighting.

Stop. I don't know. We haven't been friends for a while, ever since he tried

steal my wife.

That's not true.

It's not your wife. She was a town whore.

Stealed my wife. I respected her.

I rented her out.

You guys make it up. No, Grandpa.

Apologize right now.

I'm going to fuck your granddaughter.

What? What did I say? I said I like DeLoreans.

Yes, of course. Do you want to see the rest of this house?

I guess.

Yeah, a tour would be nice. A tour would be nice.

Can you help me up the stairs?

You should take a seat.

Take a seat.

You don't look like you're doing too well.

Oh, it's him who gets me all worked up. It's my heart.

Can I help?

Could you help, darling? Would you mind?

Would you mind getting my heart medication? It's in my medicine cabinet.

Just tell me which.

It's right down the hallway here. It's the second door on the left.

Right in the medicine cabinet.

Okay. Thank you. I'll be right back. Okay.

I brought you some water.

I'm on the right -hand side.

Funny tasting. What are these?

I got them, like you said. They were on the right -hand side of the medicine

cabinet. These aren't the right ones. These are my medication.

What room did you get these from?

At the bathroom, like you told me.

The second door on the left?

The right -hand side. Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I grab the wrong ones?

Oh, sweetie, these are Tommy's pills.

Come on. Hold that for me, would you?

Let me get my walker. I can grab your walker for you. Yeah?

Yeah, let's go see Tom.

I don't know what to do.

Alright, you got it?

So,

this is your room?

Not too shabby, huh?

Is my grandpa's room as big as yours?

Uh... No!

I got the big... room in the house because I'm the most popular.

I was wondering, can you help me with

something?

Of course. I mean, I've known you for so long. You're practically my grandpa.

Yeah, I am. I want to be so many things right now. But I

need help. I haven't had help for a long time.

Are you willing to help me?

Of course.

If you go in that top drawer there,

there's something you could help me out with that I would really appreciate.

See, Agnes in the other room, I haven't... Well, the thing is, I would

really stick it to her.

And I just can't. My soldier hasn't been at attention for quite a while now.

What? What are you talking about?

In here?

Yes. Right in there.

That's it!

The magic maker!

Your penis!

Where? There! My penis?

Yes! Oh, we better do something about it. But... I need help. Is this what you

need help with? What the heck is this thing? If you use this on me, I will

become a full soldier again. I'll be all standing, all erect. And then I'll

really be able to give it an Agnes.

Would you help me, please?

I'd love to.

Oh, jolly gee jimmy gees. I guess that's for a good cause. I'm a

veteran. You'll be doing a service for your country.

All right.

Hold it still.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Pump away.

like life is coming back inside me as if God is inside me and

he's penetrating me from the inside.

You are getting bigger!

Woo! I thought I'd never hear that before.

Wow! This is awesome! I feel like I can dance!

Okay,

should we take it off now? Are you done?

Wait, just a little bit more.

Admire how big and talk about it.

Um, your cock looks really big and very pumped up and ready for that one lady

that you're talking about. Agnes!

That's her name. Agnes, she'll love this big boner of yours. I hope she's going

to really like it.

Most old men can't have... Boners like this. This is pretty neat.

Yeah. Believe me, I thought my time was up.

Wow. What a great medical device.

I'm telling you. Thank God for science. I think you're done with it. I'm going

to remove it now, okay?

Okay. Nice and slow.

Uh -huh. Ooh.

Ooh.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God.

Look what you did to it. It's beautiful.

It's so big.

I haven't been with a woman in a while, and I want to be ready for Agnes.

Oh, my God. Can you help me remember what it is to be with a woman?

Um, what did you mean?

I mean, maybe put it in your mouth?

Um, I guess. I heard yes.

Hallelujah.

Strike up the band and start the barbecue.

You like it?

What is going on?

I'm doing things to your mouth because you're helping me because you have a

heart and you care about veterans.

Yes. Oh, I love seeing you gag in your eyes.

Oh, watery.

Get on it.

That's cool.

Yes.

You can't be doing that.

What am I doing? That's his granddaughter.

It is your granddaughter.

Oh, this is about that village whore, isn't it? No.

I want to get with Agnes next door. You know how hot she is.

crisis on my hand. What is this? I took these pills by mistake.

I gave him the wrong pills.

Where did you get them?

Where did you get them, darling? I think from your side of the cabinet, Grandpa.

What?

My side?

Your side.

This is bad.

How bad? Am I going to die?

You could die.

What? Am I feeling hot and hard in certain places?

I am, as a matter of fact.

What do we do?

We gotta see how bad it is.

Right now?

Better now than never.

Hold on to this.

Whoa!

It hasn't been that hard in a long time.

That's what I'm saying.

What's gonna happen? Am I gonna die?

Put it away, bro. You won't die only if you get mouth...

...sustation. Should we call one of the nurses?

No! They're bitches.

You don't do any of this for us. You gotta step up. But that's your friend,

Grandpa. I know. Are you willing to step up and save his life?

I guess.

Good for you, kid.

There you go.

Okay, here we go. You sure this will work?

Yes, I promise.

Okay.

Just like that.

Are you feeling better? Oh, maybe a little bit, but you should keep going.

so sorry, Grandpa.

Oh, honey, you know, if you want to make it up, you could take that little zoom.

I don't want to take this off.

Yeah, we don't want you to have a heat stroke.

How are you doing?

You're really...

You're like Mother Teresa.

No, this is right.

It is right.

Good girl.

You're going to get a box of socks for Christmas.

I love that noise.

Don't fall over.

It's okay.

This is wrong.

Is it? But it feels so right.

Maybe that's...

That's good. Just like that.

It tastes better at the bottom right down there.

All the way down.

What he said is right.

It tastes better at the bottom.

I can't really get it tonight.

That was so deep in my mouth. Hey, don't be rude. Take your boobs out. I'm

sorry. You don't want us to die without saying our boobs. I don't want you to go

home with dirty clothes.

Whatever gets them just after.

It's really thick. It's really off. This is gross. It is gross. I know.

That's okay.

Think of a happy place.

You're hurting my hair.

Oh, good call. I don't want to fall on her. Whoa!

Sorry about that.

I'm a sleeper. I can pass out whenever.

Oh, look at all the spit.

Where's your spit?

Yeah, you got to try harder.

Oh, not here.

Oh, you won't, Tom. Maybe if you go to the back of your throat. That's where

the spit is. Oh, that's it.

I like that. Do you like balls?

No, I don't like balls.

Yes, you do.

Everyone likes balls. They stink like old man.

You smell like death.

I don't. I smell like cat litter.

This is awesome.

Was your pill wearing off yet? No, no, I think it's starting to work on her. How

long did those pills last for? For hours!

If you're not careful, he could die.

That's cool.

Do the nurses know we're in here?

Yes, and no one's going to tell them.

Yes.

I like when you chew on it.

Chew on it like a pear.

Come on.

I know.

Keep chewing.

Yeah, that's really good. You know what makes

this better? When you can't breathe.

Oh, yeah.

Your breathing machine.

I love my breathing machine.

All the way down.

There you go.

You're doing so bad. It's not my hair.

If it gets dark, you can do this.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong with you? Can I smell that?

I'm really sorry.

Grandpa, are we finished?

No. If I don't come, honey.

I'm going to have a heart attack, I think.

What? I'm going to have a heart attack if I don't come.

Yeah. Have you seen the commercials? These hard -ons can last up to four

before consulting a doctor. Is it a heart attack or diarrhea? Which one do

want? My mouth is getting tired. Can we just try something else?

Oh, well, yeah.

All right. I thought you'd never ask. Maybe let's wait out.

Yeah, you guys get comfortable.

We're all manners.

Where are you going? I want to help.

I'm just getting some air.

You should get air.

Air down here.

I like air.

Look at that.

You got a nice penis.

That's not a penis. That's a vagina.

Oh my gosh!

That's awesome!

You're insensitive.

I'm very sensitive.

You're very aggressive.

It's my old hand.

Is it going to help you?

You're used to the trick around here. Your friend's tongue feels really old.

Good. Tell him thank you. And then ask him, when are you going to sharpen my

knife?

Oh, yes.

Is that lighter?

I think that you're still being really rough with my clit. It's because I have

no feelings in my hands.

You don't have teeth either.

Oh, it's arthritis.

I'm going to do this.

Oh, yeah.

I was going to wait until my first boyfriend could do this to me.

Really? Ancient.

How are you doing?

Do you want to go to the zoo?

Sorry.

We could go to the zoo right now. I'm good with that. No, that's crazy.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you see what your friend is doing to me? Be gentle with her, Grandpa. I am

gentle. Is he being gentle with you?

He's trying.

I'm sorry. My grandpa's dick is really... Really long.

Runs in the family.

I could tell.

Give me compliments.

There's nothing to compliment.

It takes a lot. You're old as fuck.

I have ears, you know.

I thought you couldn't hear well.

Grandpa, keep your hands on her. I can't help it.

What's the matter with you?

Let's get comfortable.

Oh my gosh.

You guys should talk to each other.

Are you okay down there? I'm trying.

Does it hurt?

No. Okay.

Is it even all the way hard?

It's hard from those pills.

Put it together.

Bring it over here.

I think they're going to come through. They're pretty old.

Do you want these?

Maybe.

Oh my God.

I remember what used to make you laugh.

I like pickles.

No.

It's not funny anymore.

I'm not like that anymore.

Uh -huh.

It's awesome.

Do you see how awesome this is?

Grandpa, I don't know if I want to see it. Well, you have to. Close your look,

darling.

It's so dry.

I'm not that into it. Hey, honey, what are you spitting on it?

Just a little spit. Oh, you touched it.

I don't know if my pussy can get wet for you.

Oh, it feels pretty wet to me.

They're coming out of the house.

Then again.

Are you looking?

Good looking. I'm trying not to.

Can you hold my hand?

Oh, my gosh.

Pretend he's your young dad.

Yeah, pretend.

We'll pretend. This is Tyler. You can't. Get your dick away from my mouth,

please.

That was so close. Did you want any water or anything like that?

I'm sorry. I'll just put it right back inside of me.

Oh, my gosh. Careful with your back, Grandpa.

You're going to hurt your back.

It's your walker. Oh, my gosh.

Am I walking right now?

You're going to need your walker again.

Oh, yes.

We come from a time and a period

where we did things that no one else could do now. Because you're all on your

fucking phones.

Grandpa, get your hand off my chair.

She can't do anything now.

That's hot I think I should also.

Give her some more.

Oh my gosh.

Maybe it'd be easier if we just hugged the whole time.

Oh, that would be great. I think that's a great idea.

Wonderful.

I just need a little emotional support through this. You don't need to pat her

head.

Hey!

It's all that spinach they give us. You guys keep going, you're going to miss

dinner time.

Oh, I think this is better than dinner.

When we're done in time for bingo, that's the most important part. I love

Bingo, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sweetheart.

Are you okay?

I'm going to lay down with my back. Oh, that's a good idea.

That's really weird. No, it's not weird at all. Come on.

Maybe you should lay down too. I'm worried about your back. Who called?

Hello, friend.

Is that a phone?

Sorry. Maybe if we get on top, we'll have more control over these weirdos. I

think that's a great idea.

You can put a pillow over my face.

I'm thinking about it.

Yeah. Oh, hey.

Oh, let's make you come faster. Oh, yes, we can.

Oh.

Oh my god.

This is much better. No more fighting with my grandpa.

Oh my god.

Like a virgin coconut.

Hey, hey, hey. You're saving his life.

You need to keep your mouth shut.

You were the one attacking me earlier.

You know, if you choke me, I might come faster.

Huh? Huh?

Huh? Well, that's a good idea. Me too. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

I don't think, I think you're too old for that. Come on. Come on. We're good.

You're buttery. You're sweet, man.

Oh, it's been gay.

How long?

How long?

Get it?

God. It's been gay?

When's the last time you guys had sex with men?

I don't know.

What day is it?

Oh my gosh, I feel so loose.

I feel like I have a heart attack.

Oh, Charlotte.

You can't talk.

You should get in her face right there.

Yeah, you should lick it.

It'll make them come faster.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you. I don't blame you. Look how hairy his nuts are. He's such an old

This is totally wrong.

Nerd!

Nerd!

They're on their break. They don't hear anything.

Gosh.

That's really fast for your age. Oh, yeah. Maybe you could touch her boobs

instead. Touch those ones too. Yeah.

You bring it out of me, kid.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God.

Do you think that maybe we could, like, try a different position

where we don't have to look at you guys?

Yeah.

What do you think? The old stack -a -roonie like we used to do? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay. All right. Show us.

Do that.

Do you want to bend over or do something?

Yeah, you just get on each other. I don't go on the bottom. Yeah. I try to

right on the top.

Okay, we can hold each other the whole time. You can.

It'll get through this much easier.

Yeah, there you go.

That's going to be on the other side, okay? No, no, it's fine right there.

worry. Can you tell your friend that?

Okay. Oh!

It's happening.

Whoops.

Whoopsie. They don't stop once in a while. Take a look around.

Oh, Grandpa.

Keep it in your granddaughter's mouth, okay?

You wanted to make your grandpa come.

Grandma was right. You've got a really big one.

Thank you, darling.

Wait, what do you mean? She told you?

Oops, I fell out.

Whoa, where am I going?

Sorry. No cheating, Grandpa. You know what you're doing.

Do we put these around and pin the panel on the door type of thing? That's

totally weird.

I'm so wrong.

It reminds me of Poland.

You're not supposed to smile.

I mean, they're on my bed.

There's so much going on. Just focus on what's in front of your grandpa. No one

else let me smell their granddaughter. That's what I'm supposed to do.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

I just wish this was going to be completed and everyone's done with

Grandpa! What'd I do?

Let me get that in. Whoa!

Somebody got bigger.

Are you trying to stick it in the other? What are you talking about? What is

going on?

Grandpa, are you already going to suck my friend?

One hole.

Oh, whoopsie. Wow, that's embarrassing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, he owes me for sure.

He's got so many gray hairs in my mouth.

That's hot.

That's great.

You can floss your teeth with them.

Grandpa, your friend's fucking me really hard.

I have a lot of depression.

Wow.

Do you want me to talk with them? Do you want me to tell them, hey, maybe you

might want to do that gentle romantic.

I think that's what she wants.

Gentle romantic.

Is that what you want?

I'm not into old guys at all.

Oh, well, fuck her heart again, I guess.

Careful,

I don't want you to tear it.

It's going to break my little tiny wall.

Oh, that's kind of gross.

Oh, sweetheart, your friend.

She really knows how to suck a dick.

Oh, you can take a lesson here.

Oh,

God.

I'm so proud of you. Oh, yeah.

God, this is really embarrassing.

We can't tell anyone about this.

Who would we tell? Yeah, right?

I'm going to forget this happened.

Tomorrow morning.

Wow,

that's so good.

Maybe if I squeeze your balls, you'll come quicker.

Maybe if I stick it back in you, I'll come quicker.

Whoa. Oh, that is so good.

Put it back where, you know. It's right where it should be.

I feel your wet cock all over my butt cheek.

You're welcome.

Whoops. Whoa.

Is that happening again?

Do I need my glasses?

Wow, it's just the thought of doing this with you is going to make me

come so fast.

Did I say something wrong?

You're going to leave with my grandpa.

I can't. That's not a bad idea. Maybe he's right. Maybe if we just, you know.

You guys want to go and we want to.

You know, feel alive for one last time.

Yeah, maybe you could just for a minute.

I don't know. Or two minutes?

No more than ten.

No more than ten.

That's all I got.

Fifteen? No.

We're not doing that, Grandpa.

Honey, we could be here all night.

What if I die? I could still have a heart attack.

Don't let my grandpa be a bad influence on you. He's gonna die.

You're the one who gave me the wrong... Stop!

You guys are lucky to have sex with someone like us. You're gonna cum.

I don't know what to do. I mean, you don't want me to have a heart attack, do

you? You don't want him to die.

Is your grandpa gonna have a heart attack?

He could, but they seem to get kind of excited when we touch our own grandpas.

That's true. That did happen.

If you touch us, we'll come faster and then you can leave.

I mean, that's what you want, isn't it?

Oh, I think I'm going to come.

Why'd you stop? I want to know if I'm going to come.

We'll never know.

Come on, go. Don't be shy.

I think we found a solution unless you don't want to when he dies and I go

sad.

Like, not too much, though. Just lightly.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, the news, we got time.

So we just have to touch it?

Sure.

What's your... Who has?

Yeah. Yeah. What do you think, baby?

As long as there's some kind of touching.

I think we should just keep doing what we're doing and they'll be fine.

Fine.

Fine, so what are we doing here?

You're so hydrated.

Wowzers. He did get harder after you touched it.

It's dying.

It's really big now.

Oh, you're really hungry for an old fucker.

Oh, every touch.

Oh, yes.

Is he getting close?

Is your grandpa getting close? I don't know. I feel like maybe.

I don't know when he's ever going to die.

This is great. It's better when you do it.

Maybe if we just hold their hands.

Like we could walk them through. Oh my god!

Sorry. A little too far in though.

Let me just cave.

Okay, you can talk for one type at a time. You don't have to grip it.

Just a little.

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, yes. Bite it. I don't know how I was feeling.

Oh, my gosh. You're getting really worked up.

I can feel it getting really hard.

It's going to come through here. I can feel it.

Grandpa starts making weird noises.

Really?

It's either that or I fell asleep.

I'm okay.

Oh my gosh. If he comes too hard, he might die too. You have to make him come

just right. Oh, yes.

Don't ask me how I know that.

Someone could use another touch. Just saying.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Yes.

Sure.

It's like I'm there.

Yeah, come here. Oh, wow.

Oh, that feels great.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Here we go.

I just want to do something real quick.

I don't want to watch that.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting real hard.

I think I almost came.

Oh, oh.

Don't stop, won't stop.

It's like a time warp.

Oh my gosh, Papa.

This should make it up.

Keep doing this. Yeah, hands on the chest.

There it is. I got you. I'm going to try one more thing.

Oh, yeah.

I think you're really working on that.

Oh, my.

Oh, yeah.

Wow,

that feels really good.

I remember when I used to give your mom's little back

I'm sorry.

I'm thinking about it now.

She was a beige, of course.

Men like you guys typically end up in jail.

How did you guys take it so long without getting in trouble for your

pervertedness? We paid our taxes.

We did the world back then, sweetheart.

Yeah.

My first steak was met with a black eye.

Come on, you losers. Get this over with. Oh, my God.

That pill is making you laugh way too much.

Oh, wow.

I'm so determined.

Grandpa, why do you even have those pills?

I don't know.

I don't know why.

Oh,

my God. Did you end up taking one? Are you all natural? No.

I take him rectally.

What? What?

It is for me.

I call it the bump.

Grandpa, that's too much information.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, wow.

Okay, awesome.

Maybe you could let us take a little break and lay down? Oh, that would be

Sure. How about...

I like spoon. This is good. Can we do spoon? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, good. Wooden spoons are great.

Like a spoon?

Yeah.

Whoopsie. Oh, there it is. Oh, gosh. What the fuck?

Your friend is so sweaty, Grandpa.

Oh, fuck.

This is terribly good.

Your grandpa's kind of athletic.

Oh, he just pulled his butt.

Yes. Pull it.

It's so hairy.

Oh, my God. He just got sore again.

Oh, wow. I know it.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

This is like already bedtime for you guys.

Are you even getting wet at all? Oh, come here.

Why don't you just lick her?

Lick your friend just for a second.

There you go.

There you go, darling.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Whoa,

I'm okay with licking her, but, like, you can just go back in that hole and

focus on that, okay?

That would be great.

Oh, yes.

Gosh, my mouth is so wet.

Come here.

Come here.

Not in my mouth, please.

Please don't come anywhere near my mouth.

Oh, yes, ma 'am.

She got tight when you did that. That was hot.

Well, I clenched up when my grandma's digs in my mouth.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, gosh.

I think this is... He was about to cum when he had it in your mouth.

Do you think I know what we got to do?

I think so too.

We gotta suck our own grandpa's.

What did you just say?

Do you promise we'll never tell anyone if we do this?

I promise. Pinky promise.

I'm not gonna remember this happening.

Is this a good position

for you grandpa? I think so.

It looks good.

Does it feel good?

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Grandpa, you're bigger than your

friend. Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Does it hurt, darling? I'm sorry.

That is so good.

Okay, that's a little much. It's like looking at a photo album.

I mean, you're already at me probably getting a touch more than that.

I mean, maybe touching you would make you cum.

Maybe we could pinch their nipples.

Yeah, with your toes.

That's a little weird.

No, it's not.

I don't mind that either I

don't

want to fall either

Okay fine grandpa just put it in you come quicker

It's

okay

Nope. I've been doing it for a long time.

Oh, yeah. This is worse.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Huh? Well, I mean, I feel like you're getting hard enough to come, sir. Oh,

yeah. That's what I'm getting.

I can see the veins popping out. I'm taking those pills out here.

You're not getting them again. Oh, yeah.

That's okay.

I think I've done everything I wanted to.

You're satisfied, Grandpa?

Thank you.

I just want to help them get through this hard time of their own lives.

You want to help us, huh?

I just want to train these balls and move on with my day.

Yeah, keep talking like that. It's going to happen. Grandpa!

Say it!

Please come.

No, you have to say it. Say it with heart. Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Please come, Grandpa.

That's what I want.

Thank you so much.

Grandma.

Oh, my God. Oops.

That's all over me.

You're welcome.

Grandpa. Are you going to do the thing again?

Uh -huh.

I just got my hair done. That's a huge load.

Oh, yeah. Hey.

Oh, my God.

I feel so much better. Thank you so much. That

was amazing.

Thank you.

No more fighting.

Okay.

No more fighting.

Thank you, girls. Don't you guys have like a football game to watch or

something? Bingo!